Julio Torres - Comedy - 4/26/2016 - Paste Studios, New York, NY

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  • Julio Torres - Comedy
    Recorded Live: 4/26/2016 - Paste Studios - New York, NY
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  • @jskuddy
    @jskuddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I love how he says hi at the beginning of each of his acts.

  • @hydrarue3725
    @hydrarue3725 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Seeing his Tilda Swinton joke in 2023 as his movie with Tilda is about to come out! It looks great.

  • @lauriejean9306
    @lauriejean9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    This whole set is like a buffet of different strange laughs

    • @ibrahimkhatib6191
      @ibrahimkhatib6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laurie Jean is that a cacophony? I think that's the word

    • @sirkoes187
      @sirkoes187 ปีที่แล้ว

      im at 1:30 and i haven't heard the punch line and people cant stop laughing.. WTF is going on.. is this pity laughter.

  • @indigo6485
    @indigo6485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    This looks like a npr tiny desk but for comics

    • @marclastname2241
      @marclastname2241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a great observation. Did you observe that he is talentless?

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marc Lastname not nic

    • @nprvictim2951
      @nprvictim2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marclastname2241 were you a teacher in the 90s? your comment was the perfect balance of sarcasm and burn.

  • @clay_brick
    @clay_brick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    i feel like julio needs a flashlight under his face for his sets

  • @psychedelicpez7127
    @psychedelicpez7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I hope Julio gets a Netflix special in the near future.

  • @joshmos
    @joshmos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Fantastic. Unique. So confident in knowing who he is and how he wants to perform. Can't wait to see him evolve

    • @xxMsninjavampirexx
      @xxMsninjavampirexx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go watch los espookys

    • @kanh174
      @kanh174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Mosby , I like the fact that you leave open the idea of him not being a great comic, cause he is not...😆

    • @mchikos
      @mchikos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch “My favorite shapes” his new stand up special

    • @sirkoes187
      @sirkoes187 ปีที่แล้ว

      he will evolve into a straight man and actually make jokes

  • @elenaeisenhardt3280
    @elenaeisenhardt3280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Julio is brilliant! Such talent

  • @yourdadisunreal
    @yourdadisunreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I just want to see a gazebo before I die" aaaaaahahaha!!!!!!!!!

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This little set was my first introduction to Torres' stand-up two years ago. ❤ He reminds me so much of my childhood best friend, I can't get enough--Julio is perpetually 12 years old and I love him dearly.

  • @uvegottatrythesoup4871
    @uvegottatrythesoup4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    For the ones that say this isn't funny...I think it takes a certain kind if personality or preferred humor to think this is funny. It's just not for everyone. I personally think he is laugh out loud hilarious!!!

    • @kanh174
      @kanh174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jazzy Rebel-iya , I’m sorry but his jokes are too childish. He flares too much with sarcasm and. It’s like he is auditing for middle school talent show, his delivery is way off and timing is completely off- tempo. He needs to work on how to properly setup his bits.
      I guess it’s like you said, it takes certain type of personality to like this....🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @uvegottatrythesoup4871
      @uvegottatrythesoup4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kanh174 agreed that he needs work but I've seen some of his new stuff and he's definitely polished up. Also, his timing is part of the delivery and is ..to me..one of the things that makes him so funny. But like I said his newer stuff Is much better. I mean he writes skits for SNL now.

    • @mrfunky1768
      @mrfunky1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laugh out loud ? Really.........he's about as funny as Mc Dondal's serving fake ass tacos and taking it seriously

    • @marclastname2241
      @marclastname2241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You hit the nail on the head. His jokes are for certain minds... and those minds exist in elementary schools. He is so bad he makes Amy Schumer look like Dave Chappelle.

    • @alfmac7886
      @alfmac7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If quirky humor is your thing you'll laugh your ass off.. if you don't get it then move TF on.. I'm sure there's a Gilbert Gottfried or Mr.Bean video out there for you comedy connoisseur's!!

  • @cecilstone9679
    @cecilstone9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just Found...Favorite New Comedian

  • @khaitihallstein6639
    @khaitihallstein6639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    heard you on Risk, you are HILARIOUS!!

  • @artandchill2480
    @artandchill2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the medical bill bit is freaking pure comedy genius I had to watch 3 times lol

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The dry, quick delivery of "So now my friends think I've never had sex at Peter Luger Steakhouse"

  • @markebreo
    @markebreo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Pretty sure Janice from FRIENDS was lauguing in the background too. lol

    • @mattrogers5188
      @mattrogers5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * laughing

    • @mayonnaise7547
      @mayonnaise7547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never found Janice annoying but that dolphin in the background wouodve probably been a better cast for jannice

  • @peaceoglory
    @peaceoglory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The Tilda one was amazing 😂

  • @latronqui
    @latronqui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Me encanta.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As soon as he mentioned getting his friend Brad a birthday present I knew it would be about him being straight, but the punchline still fucking ruled

  • @heather23renae
    @heather23renae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I fucking love him

  • @Reunion4ever
    @Reunion4ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He’s so great 😄

  • @lisahochwald3485
    @lisahochwald3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Oh I see what happened. I got it with avocado"
    That hit the nail right in the head, it's so accurate it almost isn't funny anymore

  • @kristenduarte4661
    @kristenduarte4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cackle like a psycho at this guy. Bravo 👏🏼 my friend

  • @lovelyday1262
    @lovelyday1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simply the very best comedian ever to exist.

  • @wearyourownskin
    @wearyourownskin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this dude! Fantastic jokes

  • @jameskirk5263
    @jameskirk5263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very talented. Love Los Espookys

  • @gneesocks
    @gneesocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He has Fred Armisen energy

    • @jaimec1596
      @jaimec1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like Fred Armisen and Tig Notaro hooked up and had him.

    • @mchikos
      @mchikos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’re actually good friends. You can look up a long interview they do together.

    • @25maxman
      @25maxman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mchikos which two?

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I clicked for the Quicksilver on a budget look, stayed for Julio Torres.

  • @dallows3235
    @dallows3235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s so dry. Best kind of humour.

  • @MissPerriwinkle
    @MissPerriwinkle ปีที่แล้ว +2

    delicious in every way.....

  • @onefreebird1
    @onefreebird1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love love love

  • @erikcareswell6768
    @erikcareswell6768 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What a rare and blazing talent amid the mediocre and the shameless.

  • @YannRodrigue
    @YannRodrigue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I thought it was Jimmy Fallon as an air traffic controller.

  • @Greenyfeathers
    @Greenyfeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first time I saw his act: I don’t get it.... It’s just a bunch of random jokes put together..... The second time: I’m in love with him !!!

  • @oglingling
    @oglingling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love you Julio! TAKE ME WITH YOOoooOU

  • @BelaCurcio
    @BelaCurcio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    He’s probably the person who historically has used the least words ever to be extremely funny

    • @patriciainportland5567
      @patriciainportland5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope. That accolade goes to the brilliant Steve Wright. He was the master.

    • @shoutoutpodcast7814
      @shoutoutpodcast7814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mitch Hedberg was also notorious for using less words to be funny

    • @cq1387
      @cq1387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love Julio's comedy, but I think Rowan Atkinson is still the winner in that category

    • @BelaCurcio
      @BelaCurcio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cq1387 lmao true

  • @alejandraponce6214
    @alejandraponce6214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love him, such an inspiration.

  • @shanemontgomery1358
    @shanemontgomery1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I think he is hot AF!!

  • @tropicalcandyland6266
    @tropicalcandyland6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best comic

  • @daftrhetoric
    @daftrhetoric 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    The way that one chick laughs is upsetting.

    • @lissr.3468
      @lissr.3468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      daftrhetoric i read this comment before watching the video and then all I could focus on was her annoying laughter.

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Someone's happiness upsets you?

    • @upkarpatel5427
      @upkarpatel5427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lissr.3468 it happened to me too.

    • @ccb36
      @ccb36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's another person whose laugh is also disconcerting
      But I'm also happy when they laugh because it means they like the comedy lol

    • @DouglasTheMagicBean
      @DouglasTheMagicBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maksims Ivanovs very much so

  • @virgieekiddo3229
    @virgieekiddo3229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Funny af

  • @AliceYobby
    @AliceYobby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God he is SO GOOD

    • @mrfunky1768
      @mrfunky1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's very vapid.......like being soaked in milk for too long, until all the latin flavoring had been extracted.................

    • @AliceYobby
      @AliceYobby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrfunky1768 idk I get thinking that I think u either like him so give him benefit of the doubt or don't so see it as vapid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @AliceYobby
      @AliceYobby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrfunky1768 also this is just how my friends joke so it's nice seeing that representation lol

    • @mrfunky1768
      @mrfunky1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alice "dear", in my world you either laugh or you don't a chuckle may as well be gas .....LOL!!!!!!

    • @AliceYobby
      @AliceYobby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrfunky1768 I agree, I laugh hard

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great jokes. :)

  • @sayuriwillis5984
    @sayuriwillis5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How do I like more than once?

  • @Ahmad_9134
    @Ahmad_9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Memes were a person.
    Love this guy.

  • @sillysallyceli
    @sillysallyceli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have insurance and when I get bills is still do the same thing!!!! Lmao 😂

  • @audreyyyhappened6831
    @audreyyyhappened6831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone know which Shakira music video is Julio referring to? I really want to have a reference. It's so funny hahahah

  • @cathmitchell-browne5923
    @cathmitchell-browne5923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny guy 👌🏼

  • @sai9507
    @sai9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    queens as far as the eye can see

  • @sylviagarza9721
    @sylviagarza9721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fckn hilarious

  • @jessielouheart
    @jessielouheart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LudaChez
    @LudaChez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I only see season 6 of one tree Hill on stage who is Julio?

  • @yihengzhou2676
    @yihengzhou2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This audience has all the weird laughs I’ve heard in all standup skits on TH-cam

  • @germywad
    @germywad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone in the audience is laughing exactly like Beavis

  • @zakkyummms
    @zakkyummms 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny.

  • @msthang5366
    @msthang5366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Not to be a Bitch”!

  • @augopen
    @augopen ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Andy Kaufman meets Andy Warhol

  • @Flaco-ip7cl
    @Flaco-ip7cl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the funniest Salvadoran comedian I'd ever seen

    • @kanh174
      @kanh174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Antonio Gates , El Salvador must have pretty low bar for comics....

    • @Flaco-ip7cl
      @Flaco-ip7cl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kanh174 ...
      well I don't think so.
      we are the best
      talk to a Salvadoran and you will find out for your self...if he could just say bad words and talk nasty..he will be much better...

  • @blueeyes6852
    @blueeyes6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just wanna see a gazebo before I die....

  • @aaronwoitas1844
    @aaronwoitas1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There's a dolphin in the audience?

  • @pepesenpai5912
    @pepesenpai5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the 100th comment. Bow down to me!

  • @joeyjoe7930
    @joeyjoe7930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think he’s a funny guy and his execution is brilliant! But some people are laughing at very strange moments of his performance. Just my perception.

  • @whatadollslife
    @whatadollslife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he reminds me of Andy Kaufman somehow

  • @adrianocerqueira4199
    @adrianocerqueira4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    anthony jeselnik timing and presence....but deeper and cleaner.
    So as its good :)

  • @augopen
    @augopen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sexiest lighting for a comedian ever

  • @prettyhamburger6462
    @prettyhamburger6462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I dont like the lighting, I cant really see what's going on on his face expressions-wise, and it makes him look super weird. But he's great:)) and is it me or he reminds me of Fez from that seventies show sometimes because of the tone of voice and the way he says it?

  • @yudiperl
    @yudiperl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Terrible crowd, this guy deserved better

    • @okmega22
      @okmega22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That girl with the very distinct laugh really liked it.

  • @Ipoetize
    @Ipoetize 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awkward never looked so much like me really wanting to hug so tight he poops!

  • @leif1075
    @leif1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 5:53 keep trying what?

    • @raqui174
      @raqui174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just keep trying 😸

  • @vaughntruesdale2197
    @vaughntruesdale2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wha?

  • @_shawn3488
    @_shawn3488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:08 >> *DISCONCERTING is what he meant

  • @Caribbeanmountainproperties
    @Caribbeanmountainproperties 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Little Milo

    • @jon420
      @jon420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except he's not a Nazi fuck

  • @EltlatoaniX
    @EltlatoaniX ปีที่แล้ว

    He’s funny but the crowd is doing too much 😂

  • @Gundum
    @Gundum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a hard time following him.... He has moments

  • @_enan4818
    @_enan4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s really funny and i love him... but sounds like the people laughing out loud were paid to do so somehow... kinda odd.

  • @kanh174
    @kanh174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Interesting to know if people find this funny, he is like the new version of Tom Greene.🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @miguel-h
      @miguel-h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, unlike Tom Green, this guy’s actually funny 😄

    • @satchelyork
      @satchelyork 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not like Tom green at all

  • @emanuellatouri8670
    @emanuellatouri8670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This audience laughs so gross

  • @jennifermanke9343
    @jennifermanke9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this real?

  • @JohnDowd-r8t
    @JohnDowd-r8t 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This’s really bad

  • @seth5503
    @seth5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does this pass for comedy???

  • @ibrahimkhatib6191
    @ibrahimkhatib6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't get a single one of his jokes. Didn't laugh once. I tried to understand. I'd be happy if someone could tell me what the Shakira joke means.

  • @victorkakule8732
    @victorkakule8732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    whats so funny?

    • @LouisFGraham
      @LouisFGraham 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor KAKULE I'm not sure

  • @BigBewtieHoles
    @BigBewtieHoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    does he have a black eye or is that some sort gay makeup thing? i mean dont get me wrong he's funny as shit i just wanna know

    • @sandysand3484
      @sandysand3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BigBewtieHoles I think it’s just bad lighting

    • @LaLaLaAllDayLong
      @LaLaLaAllDayLong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He frequently wears unusual makeup it’s a thing

    • @casachica
      @casachica 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's just makeup

  • @xOALtoFrEak900Ox
    @xOALtoFrEak900Ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think he is like trying to be something like Aubrey Plaza and Fred Armisen. Either that or he just sounds plain sassy. Not too charismatic.

  • @alejandrarosado8494
    @alejandrarosado8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve heard him make the same jokes a couple of times

    • @KB-jz1nq
      @KB-jz1nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Alejandra Rosado YOU MEAN COMEDIANS REUSE SETS!!!?!!?!?!??!

    • @sohyangworld1544
      @sohyangworld1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KB-jz1nq gaspp!!! Who ever heard of that!!!??

  • @joeoreo2498
    @joeoreo2498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeah this guy is not funny at all. And I am known for having a very good sense of humor. 👎

    • @captainSTROO
      @captainSTROO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Julio Arroyo hey everybody! This guy is known for having a very good sense of humor!!! Jealous?

    • @daniesza
      @daniesza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julio Arroyo me too right?

    • @lunarstream2105
      @lunarstream2105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@captainSTROO goddamn yeah i feel so inferior??? I,,, just I wish I was as funny as this guy... I guess some dreams never come true...

    • @BestCBDCenter
      @BestCBDCenter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are known, right lol ...

    • @no-kz8wk
      @no-kz8wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clearly

  • @timbruneau6602
    @timbruneau6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    INANE...and decidedly NOT FUNNY.