And after he cuts through it they discover her at his apartment. Brian was actually a genius trying to expose his mother so their dad would get custody
The weirdest thing about the gifts one is that according to the family they SHOULD not know these packages were coming. They were so wrapped up in "who is stealing OUR packages?" but never questioned why they were continually receiving things they never ordered lmao
Because her assistant accidently sent them to her house instead of her office. But all three times? They came over multiple days. So he forgot more than once. I think he just got off on stealing them. Or they're having an affair. They're totally having an affair.....
@@d-night1844 sometimes things come slowly though lol like i've had one order come on different days before through amazon so it could have just them having a fumble once on ordering and things coming weirdly dfgh
Yeah, I work as a cashier and while she shouldn't have been on her phone, the parent could've just walked up and asked if they had more of that style instead of yelling across the store. Neither person was respectful of the other.
@@riamel1214 Exactly, like the first "excuse me" was fine, the rest were incredibly rude. That's just not how you talk to people. For a second I did think the cashier would end up being deaf or hearing impaired, and it would be a don't judge a book by its cover type thing.
imagine dan just comes out all burned up and theyre like "what happened to you??" and hes like "someone put a PIPE BOMB in one of the packages" and the little girl just goes "that was me 🤗"
"Can you believe she works here?" Yes actually - it's 100% believable that someone who works in retail has developed a strong instinct to ignore rude-ass customers when they yell at you from across the store and clear their throat at you like an entitled jerk.
I mean they were clearly alone in the store and at first the lady just went "Excuse me" Then again I won't draw conclusion, I don't have enough experience in retail
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 as someone who worked exclusively in retail throughout high school I've responded to every rude customer way more harsh than the employee in the video in my senior year. In the city I grew up some people need to be knocked down a peg. In the outlet mall I worked at the customers and bosses treated average employees like slaves for minimum wage and the chick in the video was right. I didn't get paid enough to deal with it
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 I've worked in retail/customer service for a cumulative total of about 6 years. I've been a manager, an associate, a server, an employee trainer, and a barista. Over those 6 years, I learned that its a very fine line between rude customer behavior and polite customer behavior. It can be hard to tell without experience in the field, but the lady saying "Excuse me" sounded polite, but it was pretty rude of her. She should have gone to the counter to ask for assistance instead of standing far away and shouting to get help. In many cases, if the customer is able to but unwilling to walk to the employee to get help, then the customer is deliberately being rude. They're using the mindset of "you should have to serve me because it's your job". Technically, that is correct, but it is still rude to act that way, as it shows entitlement. It's unnatural for a person to be obligated to serve a stranger without exception, but that is the way of retail and customer service. Manners are often forgotten or put aside in customer service interactions because the idea is that the employee is paid to serve the customer hand and foot. That is an inherently rude and entitled thing for a customer to expect of anyone, regardless of the employee's job description as it implies that the employee holds less societal value than the customer. It's very "you're paid to serve me so I don't need to show you regular manners" vibes. Due to my experience in the field, I tend to treat customer service workers how I would treat my grandmother if I were a guest at her house. I don't expect servitude and I will try to help myself before asking her to help me. I try to treat them like my equal instead of expecting servitude from them, even if the concept of retail is similar to servitude. I hope that makes sense lol I'm not the best at explaining things most of the time hahaha
The store clerk wasn't even being a jerk when she pointed out there was nothing in the back. That scene gave me flashbacks of unreasonable customers insisting my store kept product in the back when we literally never did.
But she was being rude before that and they probably just assumed she was saying that because she didn’t want to check for them. She was already being rude and didn’t want to help them so it was reasonable to think she was also saying that so she didn’t have to help them.
@@rachelcookie321 I mean, again as a retail worker myself I can vouch that stock just isn't kept in the back of the store. Like yeah she was rude overall but in that moment, that was very real
Yeah and not to mention the customers were also being rude. Like before she even did anything they were being very entitled like "EXCUSE ME I'M VERY IMPORTANT PAY ATTENTION AND BEND TO MY WHIMS" Everyone in the video was annoying
@@yawninglion1677 The only place I worked that kept stuff in the back was Joann and that was mostly just overstock fabric, especially the fur. Omg, _the fur._
I think it's very funny that the chat is like "Jarvis your bingo squares. Jarvis please. Jarvis you literally got bingo 20 minutes ago." But he just misses it because I can't keep up with how many times I've actually played bingo and could've won if i didn't gloss over my own squares
@@ecliiipsssse How would it not be his fault? XD He’s literally the one person solely responsible for knowing what’s on his card and filling it out. I understand being distracted while streaming, but it still falls to him to fill out his card
I'm so hung up on the financial aspect of this though. Just how big was this raise that they went from not being able to afford ANY presents to getting a new iphone a new laptop, and a new bike?? This is like a rich person's perception of poverty lmao
the plan was that the package would be inside the bag , so when the bandit opened the bag or like took it home and then they would open it and then dhar mann would be hiding inside the bag to drop some inspirational anecdotes to convince the bandit to not steal anymore
It's not really sexism, just how lots of families around the world are with treating the girls of the family differently because of old values and such.
"If it's not on the rack then we don't have it" listen, if a retail worker tells you that, don't fucking tell them to go look in the back for something we don't have
@@michaelwilliams8242 I would've said something like "Well people misinterpret" or "Well I *always* want to help" a couple months ago, but since, then, we got someone in our store, who is a MANAGER who doesn't BOTHER to look for shit or help any customers at all or even help *me* out and I work there! I hate him.
I mean they definitely used to be, but now I think they're deliberately unhinged to get algorithmic attention. Kinda like what happened to Troom Troom.
@@whizdom4852 2 months late! However as an autistic person I agree so much. God I really hate any of the “positive” autism slogans, is that’s what you’d call them. Like the whole “everyone’s a little autistic” 🤢. Yes we should be proud of our unique selves but oh my god can we just talk about how it can suck sometimes.
Yeah I've worked retail for years and I was 100% with her. Even down to ignoring customers to focus on herself. She's not less important than them lmao.
Love how HE wrote the script and it still foreshadowed the strike and protests going on now… did he really think we wouldn’t find out? It’s like he was taunting us😂
if a customer was yelling at me from across the store i’d probably ignore her too. It was incredibly rude for the woman to act the way she did, and any other people in the store were disrupted in their shopping. Plus at that point we don’t know WHAT she’s doing on her phone. she could be setting a shipment date or other business related things. There are also plenty of valid reasons why a young child should NOT try and catch an adult man, but the story did turn to sexism with the dad being biased towards his son.
100% also low-key I work at a retailer. There is almost nothing in thr back. I've told customers what we have out is what we have out. The insistent people (our back room is empty) I walk in the back and stare at the wall for 30 seconds. Because if we stock the store we know what we have out.
@@jillianthrill thank you! at my store everything was immediately put out on the floor so there were no extras but no matter how many times you explain that the back of a store doesn’t always work like that you still end up humoring them.
That video was wild because everyone was BONKERS rude. They yelled ACCROSS THE ROOM at her in the most disrespectful tone possible. When that kid yelled at her (when the mic had to switch lol)... if a kid talked to me like that you better believe I wouldn't be helping them.
@@jillianthrill yeah I have a family member who everytime we are out she makes a fuss if she can’t find something and asks for them to “go in the back and look.” The pure embarrassment I feel
I think the idea with the bandit bag was either: a) put the packages inside the bag and have it tied to the door so they couldn't be stolen or, my less likely but favorite idea b) trap dan inside the bag
@@Eli-mn5cq There's a lock that's meant to be used after the item is put in the bag. The idea is a random person can't just run up and steal your package, and it's assuming those people either wouldn't carry a knife or risk taking the time to cut through the bag. The "bandit bag" is just a rename of an actual product called Porch Pirate (and it was marketed as The Original Bag)
dhar mann is like. So foul. remember how everyone joked about jake paul always plugging merch? dhar mann has taken it to the next level somehow. how is that even fucking possible
The cashier is *obviously* in the wrong, but if you start shouting at a cashier bc the thing you want isn’t in stock/is being discontinued… so are you?!
As someone who owns a ‘package bag’ I was like WAIT I SWEAR THE BANDIT BAG IS REAL. They actually just ripped off the design for the “Porch Pirate Bag”
OHHHH IT HAS A LOCK ON IT!!!! I looked it up lol. WOOOOW they REALLY didn't explain that fully lmao. I guess they assumed that everyone would just know what an anti-package-thief-bag does LMAO
This could almost be a cute story about girlpower or whatever if Dhar Mann's writers knew how to write sexism (or any serious topic really) in a realistic manner. Reminds me of a book i read as a kid about a girl who wanted to be a detective and was chasing down a painting thief; her brother, an aspiring chef, got more support from their father regarding his aspirations, not because "girl's cant smart" but because a 12 year old doesn't need to be actively confronting a suspected criminal
Yeah like stories where a child takes on a criminal are wacky but you can do them well. But if an adult tells the child NOT to go after the criminal and we’re supposed to disagree with them, it all comes falling apart
I mean, as a person who has worked in customer service, the first one was a miss for me. The customers were being very difficult and annoying for no reason, and even though she was being extremely rude I guarantee most customer service workers WISH they could talk to sh*tty customers the way she did.
Yeah I've done retail and while the cashier was definitely rude, it was also cartoonish and unrealistic while the customer's behavior was completely believable. Idc if the cashier was deliberately ignoring them, as someone who's worked that job I'm on her side
Glitterbomb dan was the funniest thing ive seen all day "I thought he was a burn victom" I thought i was watching a horro film the way he walked out blank faced
The "rude" cashier is my hero today I had to tell two women they couldn't undress in the middle my store just because the fitting rooms are closed, got yelled at for not excepting pants that a man had bought ripped at home and wanted to return, also got yelled at for having closed fitting rooms because my managers dont want associates getting covid. So customers are stupid, everything we have is infact on the floor
i honestly think the plan with the bandit bag was to have the mailman put all the packages in it and attach it to the door so the porch pirate couldn’t steal it. maybe they assumed he’d be in as rush.
Omg that would make it even easier tho...I'm not saying ur wrong, just the kid is dumb lol. Like, yeah, let's just conveniently stuff the packages in a bag FOR the thief, so he can carry them more easily! That'll stop him!! LMAO
To be honest I thought the package thief would be a woman and the lesson would be "Not only can women stop crime, they can also commit it!" like I was dead on convinced that was going to be it
This package thief video is so funny to me. “Sweetie I’m sorry but no presents this year, now please don’t go after the man that steals our parcels that arrive every freaking day”
Okay but how fucked up is surprising your young children by pretending that your financial problems are so bad that you can't afford Christmas. The idea of not getting gifts on Christmas is sad enough for a kid who's used to it, but putting the burden of worrying about money problems on your kids??? Just for a surprise???? It's fucked up. Not to mention...I'm p sure that the WORST way to deliver that news is to open with a sassy little and who says you're even GETTING Christmas presents, hmmm?" Their son might not have been RIGHT to react that way, but it's pretty reasonable for someone his age.
@@noizepusher7594 Ignore the one person who keeps responding to your comments with something rude. They are doing it to me as well. Love the profile picture. I'm also non-binary.
What if it turns out that all along, Dhar Mann has been building up to the reveal that it takes place in a dystopian reality, created by his mind. Where everyone is assigned a role, and everything matches his idea of perfection. DharVision.
Dhar Mann’s voice gives me Christian youth conference war flashbacks. He has the exact mannerisms of a youth pastor who does nationwide talks in college stadiums.
Dan coming out looking flayed from the glitter is so funny. Also, I think the bandit bag was meant to sound like a stupid idea. The prop was bad on purpose.
I love the CC mistakes. Starting to think "Darn Man" is some bootleg version in some far away store. Like you could find a cheap plastic Dhar Mann figure on a card that says "Darn Man! You see! You so! Shock is next to happen!"
So the mom heard the speaker go off, then an explosion in the other room where her assistant is, and instead of checking on him, she opened the front door?
Did anybody else notice the fact that even though this family is struggling they still order stuff online for it to just be stolen? If this was happening to me after the second time I'd just stop having packages sent to my house
The plan for the bag was to attach it to the door (i.e 32:13 when he says "and then I'll secure this to the door" with a hook in his hand.) The note on the bag would instruct the mailman to put all packages in the bag, or attempt to in the case of the giant ass bike. This would prevent the bandit from simply taking the packages and running away because he would struggle to remove all the packages from the bag in a rush, providing them with enough time to catch the "porch pirate." As for the cutting through the bag part (54:59), the package thief wouldn't have known to bring a knife or other sharp item to cut through the visibly thick bandit bag if the mother hadn't seen the bag and heard the plan beforehand. Because the mother was out the door before the daughter burst in with her bandit attack plan, she was unable to inform burn victim Dan to prepare for a smaller box with a GPS, BlueTooth speaker, and bomb in it. If she has seen it, she could've told him to leave it on the porch, or perhaps dispose of it in a discrete location that wouldn't compromise her plan.
I think the biggest problem with his plan was that they had to wait for the bandit to come to the house but they went for donuts do they couldn't catch him time
I know this isn’t the point and Jarvis didn’t invent it or anything but this is such a genius twist to bingo. I always hated that’s it’s pure luck, but with this you need some skill to even recognize you have a tile.
watching this after dhar man's employees went on strike demanding livable wages and hearing kurtis joke that in the video dhar man's not paying his employees enough is intense dramatic irony
@@jstarstudios7110she said excuse me multiple times to get the employees attention and the employee just sat on there on her phone instead of doing her job.
@@ChloeEIizabethPrice did she scream? no. ur delusional as hell. she said excuse me with a raised voice so the employee could hear her. she did not scream
While I would never trust Dhar Mann with my money and would never invest in anything he does (except maybe Dhar Mann studios if that is an option), I do respect the fact that he's like "Yeah 'So you see' is a meme" and slaps it on everything
“So Dhar Mann isn’t paying his employees enough”
That was… eerily prophetic
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO SAID THIS LMAOOO
@@Laaanni naw my guy is psychic😭😭😭 may i get a special kurtistown citizen reading
13:08
Aged like a fine milk
@@Ogerpwned cheese
obsessed with how kurtis's brain immediately went "dar dar bings". like how did he come up with that. his mind
He does things like that on his podcast “Very Really Good” pretty often, it’s very entertaining XD
One TH-camr named AugustTheDuck said it awhile ago in one of his Dhar Mann videos
Just a goofball in his prime
It's called wit. And his is quick... I love Kurtis, but he is not the first TH-camr person period with it lmao
@@awkwardotter13 right, it's just a super long Kurtis video. Lmao... And he's very entertaining in general so it works out well for the lot of us
The girl who said I don’t get paid enough is one of the leaders of the protest against dhar Mann for not paying them enough which is hilarious.
Ironic
"I don't get paid enough for this"
We know Mair, we know
I JUST THOUGHT THAT
🥲
"Dharr Mann doesn't pay his employees enough." What's done in the dark will always come to light
What happens* how do you not know the phrase by now 😭
@@LordOfElysiumit’s a song lyric
@@LordOfElysiumno they are quoting dhar dhar binks
It's what Mischief Mikey’s mom always says
Whats done in the dharr will always come to light
the plan for the bandit bag was actually just a metaphor for the parents’ failing marriage.
oh my god and Dan is the one cutting through it ur right
The original divorce!
UE RIGRH
The assistant was hired to cut it lol
And after he cuts through it they discover her at his apartment. Brian was actually a genius trying to expose his mother so their dad would get custody
The weirdest thing about the gifts one is that according to the family they SHOULD not know these packages were coming. They were so wrapped up in "who is stealing OUR packages?" but never questioned why they were continually receiving things they never ordered lmao
I'm sorry we can't afford Christmas this year. Please ignore the pink bike that you watched get stolen from our front door.
and why was she sending stuff to her house instead of her assistant's house? he could've ended in trouble for "stealing" or something lmao
Because her assistant accidently sent them to her house instead of her office. But all three times? They came over multiple days. So he forgot more than once. I think he just got off on stealing them.
Or they're having an affair.
They're totally having an affair.....
Exactly!!!
@@d-night1844 sometimes things come slowly though lol like i've had one order come on different days before through amazon so it could have just them having a fumble once on ordering and things coming weirdly dfgh
the first one is wild cause literally everyone in it could be the antagonist
Dhar Mann included
Yeah, I work as a cashier and while she shouldn't have been on her phone, the parent could've just walked up and asked if they had more of that style instead of yelling across the store. Neither person was respectful of the other.
@@wiiuandmii7619 this response made me lose my shit, thank you
@@riamel1214 Exactly, like the first "excuse me" was fine, the rest were incredibly rude. That's just not how you talk to people. For a second I did think the cashier would end up being deaf or hearing impaired, and it would be a don't judge a book by its cover type thing.
@@Spidertheidiot That would be a much better twist than what actually happened in the video
imagine dan just comes out all burned up and theyre like "what happened to you??" and hes like "someone put a PIPE BOMB in one of the packages" and the little girl just goes "that was me 🤗"
The story would have had an entirely different conclusion then.
@@yeemawheaver1387 “Don’t judge a book by its cover”
@@stonks3507 “Don’t judge a pipe bomb by its packaging”
I totally though he was burnt too, and I didn't even think of the pipe bomb correlation, haha. I'm surprised they didn't either hahah that's hilarious
i thought he was covered in blood american- psycho-style
"Can you believe she works here?" Yes actually - it's 100% believable that someone who works in retail has developed a strong instinct to ignore rude-ass customers when they yell at you from across the store and clear their throat at you like an entitled jerk.
I mean they were clearly alone in the store and at first the lady just went "Excuse me"
Then again I won't draw conclusion, I don't have enough experience in retail
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 as someone who worked exclusively in retail throughout high school I've responded to every rude customer way more harsh than the employee in the video in my senior year. In the city I grew up some people need to be knocked down a peg. In the outlet mall I worked at the customers and bosses treated average employees like slaves for minimum wage and the chick in the video was right. I didn't get paid enough to deal with it
People come into my store and just yell beer by the beer doors. I ignore them until they ask politely. I have been called rude lol
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 I've worked in retail/customer service for a cumulative total of about 6 years. I've been a manager, an associate, a server, an employee trainer, and a barista. Over those 6 years, I learned that its a very fine line between rude customer behavior and polite customer behavior. It can be hard to tell without experience in the field, but the lady saying "Excuse me" sounded polite, but it was pretty rude of her. She should have gone to the counter to ask for assistance instead of standing far away and shouting to get help. In many cases, if the customer is able to but unwilling to walk to the employee to get help, then the customer is deliberately being rude. They're using the mindset of "you should have to serve me because it's your job". Technically, that is correct, but it is still rude to act that way, as it shows entitlement. It's unnatural for a person to be obligated to serve a stranger without exception, but that is the way of retail and customer service. Manners are often forgotten or put aside in customer service interactions because the idea is that the employee is paid to serve the customer hand and foot. That is an inherently rude and entitled thing for a customer to expect of anyone, regardless of the employee's job description as it implies that the employee holds less societal value than the customer. It's very "you're paid to serve me so I don't need to show you regular manners" vibes. Due to my experience in the field, I tend to treat customer service workers how I would treat my grandmother if I were a guest at her house. I don't expect servitude and I will try to help myself before asking her to help me. I try to treat them like my equal instead of expecting servitude from them, even if the concept of retail is similar to servitude. I hope that makes sense lol I'm not the best at explaining things most of the time hahaha
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 sounds like your a problem
"I'm getting pipe bombed down by the package thief" sent me into the stratosphere
I'm going to use that in my vernacular from now on
you rn: 🚀
🤣
Best joke of the whole stream honestly
"The original bag" will never stop being funny to me
I really don't understand why it's so damn funny 💀💀💀💀💀
The first one
@Safwaan Who's your favorite Ouran character? Mines Haruhi.
@Safwaan Ohhhh I think we are talking about different shows. I'm talking about Ouran Highschool Host Club. One of the main characters is Honey.
@@the_transgender_ferret2848 THE QURAN IS A RELIGIOUS BOOK AHAHAH
Every sentence Dhar Mann speaks is a journey. Not sure to where, but it sure is a journey.
I’m reading this and imagining Dhar man saying it in his voice lmao
A journey straight into the incinerator!
We are all being kidnapped by him
a journey to DEEZ NUTS
i feel like i can smell his manego through the screen
The store clerk wasn't even being a jerk when she pointed out there was nothing in the back. That scene gave me flashbacks of unreasonable customers insisting my store kept product in the back when we literally never did.
I really wanna like your comment but I wanna keep it at 60...
But she was being rude before that and they probably just assumed she was saying that because she didn’t want to check for them. She was already being rude and didn’t want to help them so it was reasonable to think she was also saying that so she didn’t have to help them.
@@rachelcookie321 I mean, again as a retail worker myself I can vouch that stock just isn't kept in the back of the store. Like yeah she was rude overall but in that moment, that was very real
Yeah and not to mention the customers were also being rude. Like before she even did anything they were being very entitled like "EXCUSE ME I'M VERY IMPORTANT PAY ATTENTION AND BEND TO MY WHIMS"
Everyone in the video was annoying
@@yawninglion1677 The only place I worked that kept stuff in the back was Joann and that was mostly just overstock fabric, especially the fur. Omg, _the fur._
"Darmann doesn't pay his employees enough" that joke aged like milk
It aged like fine wine my dude
Wait what?
@@lottie-3-3he treats his workers like shit.
@@lottie-3-3in fact the blonde girl in this video actually quit because of being treated badly.
It sounds much harsher in hindsight.
Jarvis misses the tiles he has so often and it’s so funny
I think it's very funny that the chat is like "Jarvis your bingo squares. Jarvis please. Jarvis you literally got bingo 20 minutes ago." But he just misses it because I can't keep up with how many times I've actually played bingo and could've won if i didn't gloss over my own squares
that's driving me crazy lmaooo he literally skimmed over it with his mouse and failed to see it
It drives me insane but it's not his fault
in school I was playing bingo and skipped over a square then i realized after i would have won if i noticed it 😭😭
@@ecliiipsssse How would it not be his fault? XD He’s literally the one person solely responsible for knowing what’s on his card and filling it out. I understand being distracted while streaming, but it still falls to him to fill out his card
I'm so hung up on the financial aspect of this though. Just how big was this raise that they went from not being able to afford ANY presents to getting a new iphone a new laptop, and a new bike?? This is like a rich person's perception of poverty lmao
Omg yesss ikr lol
Yep!
maybe she got a christmas bonus or somethin? i dunno, i dont think the writers think it thru v hard lol
thats how yn that dhar mann wrote the video lol
Honestly, this family is like "if we can't buy the presents we want, we wont buy any presents at all."
the plan was that the package would be inside the bag , so when the bandit opened the bag or like took it home and then they would open it and then dhar mann would be hiding inside the bag to drop some inspirational anecdotes to convince the bandit to not steal anymore
Elite comment
oooohh okay, that makes sense!
got it, thanks!
so THATS why it was so original!!
Oh my gosh that’s so true! Thanks for the info
/j
me: *wonders if sexism is on the bingo*
jarvis: “ok we gotta add sexism to the bingo”
It's not really sexism, just how lots of families around the world are with treating the girls of the family differently because of old values and such.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 the definition of sexism..
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 "it's not sexism, its just people treating people as lesser due to their sex"
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395it is.. it’s just in the subcategory of traditionalist sexism.
I won't be caught DEAD wearing LAST SEASON'S Dharr Mann merch
I’m glad I wasn’t the only person who thought Dan was a burn victim.
I thought his face got melted off or that he was a ghoul from fallout
same
(Much delayed) same
I thought he got run over
Definitely thought he got pipe bombed
"If it's not on the rack then we don't have it" listen, if a retail worker tells you that, don't fucking tell them to go look in the back for something we don't have
yeah. "the back" is an unorganized mess, and im pretty sure no one wants to spend hours rummaging through it all to find a single item.
@@jannahjayy exactly
That's true but also nobody's gonna believe them if they're already acting like they don't give a crap about helping you
@@michaelwilliams8242 I would've said something like "Well people misinterpret" or "Well I *always* want to help" a couple months ago, but since, then, we got someone in our store, who is a MANAGER who doesn't BOTHER to look for shit or help any customers at all or even help *me* out and I work there! I hate him.
i wish ppl would tell me to look in the back, id literally use that to take a break LMAO
Dhar Mann's videos are really a bizarre window into what Dhar Mann thinks the real world is actually like.
I mean they definitely used to be, but now I think they're deliberately unhinged to get algorithmic attention. Kinda like what happened to Troom Troom.
He just thinks the world is like an episode of "Friends" and we all live in a sitcom
@@HartleiStansbury7 Don't be silly, Dhar's view of the world is far more simplistic than a sitcom
@@GivenFailure lmfao fair
@@GivenFailure if he had to be ANY sitcom, he'd be Seinfeld 😔
Kurtis literally mentions that dhar isn’t paying his employees livrable wages. Little did he know
I mean, wage theft is the biggest kind of theft. That’s just capitalism! No one is paying their workers enough.
"girl smart??? boy dumb??? bag original???" i giggled so much at that chat message 57:31
Hotel trivago??? 😂
it was silly goofy until i watched one where a character said "autism isn't a disability. its just a different ability" now i hate him lmfao
LMFAOOOO as an autistic i hate when ppl say that so much. me when i have the different ability to feel my own skin
@@whizdom4852 LMFAO literally,,, my sister when she has the different ability to have a mental breakdown over a minor change of plans
WTAF 💀💀💀
@@whizdom4852 2 months late! However as an autistic person I agree so much. God I really hate any of the “positive” autism slogans, is that’s what you’d call them. Like the whole “everyone’s a little autistic” 🤢. Yes we should be proud of our unique selves but oh my god can we just talk about how it can suck sometimes.
My different ability is being unable to process sounds if there's several at once, it's such a gift to have no idea what anyone is saying 🤠👍
so far I totally agree with the dollar store goth girl. who just screams at a worker from 10 feet away.
exactly and also she can't help that they don't sell it?
“Check in the back”
Literally I hate when people do that there’s a reason it’s not on the shelf it’s because we don’t have it
Yeah I've worked retail for years and I was 100% with her. Even down to ignoring customers to focus on herself. She's not less important than them lmao.
AGREE. Anyone who yells at me, I’m doubling down on ignore until they walk their ass over
Yeah as someone who spent a lot of time in retail, I feel only sympathy for her
Love how HE wrote the script and it still foreshadowed the strike and protests going on now… did he really think we wouldn’t find out? It’s like he was taunting us😂
Kurtis saying bye and you saying to thank him sounds like a teacher when a guest comes to the class 💀
"I have been known to sing like a canary"
* does crow impression *
He is a kid qnd all.
if a customer was yelling at me from across the store i’d probably ignore her too. It was incredibly rude for the woman to act the way she did, and any other people in the store were disrupted in their shopping. Plus at that point we don’t know WHAT she’s doing on her phone. she could be setting a shipment date or other business related things.
There are also plenty of valid reasons why a young child should NOT try and catch an adult man, but the story did turn to sexism with the dad being biased towards his son.
100% also low-key I work at a retailer. There is almost nothing in thr back. I've told customers what we have out is what we have out. The insistent people (our back room is empty) I walk in the back and stare at the wall for 30 seconds. Because if we stock the store we know what we have out.
@@jillianthrill thank you! at my store everything was immediately put out on the floor so there were no extras but no matter how many times you explain that the back of a store doesn’t always work like that you still end up humoring them.
That video was wild because everyone was BONKERS rude. They yelled ACCROSS THE ROOM at her in the most disrespectful tone possible. When that kid yelled at her (when the mic had to switch lol)... if a kid talked to me like that you better believe I wouldn't be helping them.
@@jillianthrill yeah I have a family member who everytime we are out she makes a fuss if she can’t find something and asks for them to “go in the back and look.” The pure embarrassment I feel
@@midnightwalkers8077 I love it when they say that because I can go to the back and chill for 10 mins before telling them no
I think the idea with the bandit bag was either:
a) put the packages inside the bag and have it tied to the door so they couldn't be stolen
or, my less likely but favorite idea
b) trap dan inside the bag
yeah, the dad said they can just cut the bag, but couldn't they also just... open it? like a normal person?
I saw this comment and I can't stop laughing that is deffo my favourite idea too 😂
sounds like it worked... man had to cut his way out of it 💀💀
@@Eli-mn5cq There's a lock that's meant to be used after the item is put in the bag. The idea is a random person can't just run up and steal your package, and it's assuming those people either wouldn't carry a knife or risk taking the time to cut through the bag. The "bandit bag" is just a rename of an actual product called Porch Pirate (and it was marketed as The Original Bag)
@@StevenWichers oh, I totally thought that the bag would drop from above and trap them inside
As a manager (i'm not), whenever I am in need of guidance, I always turn to my "what would dhar man do?" Shirt, and I underpay my employees.
I love how dhar Mann speaks like he’s performing slam poetry
dhar mann is like. So foul. remember how everyone joked about jake paul always plugging merch? dhar mann has taken it to the next level somehow. how is that even fucking possible
unrelated: i really love your pfp
it's because the shameless plugs are also entertaining
Hey quick question what is the other half of the flag in ur pfp because I know one is the bi flag but I don’t know the other side
@@alexandrarivera2332 that one is the genderfluid flag
@@skeleletonboi4533 thanks so much, I suck at remembering the flags
The cashier is *obviously* in the wrong, but if you start shouting at a cashier bc the thing you want isn’t in stock/is being discontinued… so are you?!
Also they could've just walked over there instead of yelling across the not very big store????
If someone yells "excuse me" from ten metres away I'm already in a bad mood lol
Obviously in the wrong??? Sarcasm right?
@@xxcallmeniaxx3272 i mean it’s not that obvious, but still in the wrong lol
@@solar_bones7129 not at all
"This is a man's job!" said the 12 yr old KID. Honestly this is very funny to me because this is exactly what happens in some families
He’s definitely older than 12
have you ever met a 12 year old
@@vampirebicth you get what she meant
13:14 “Dhar Man isn’t paying his employees enough”…
That aged like fine wine
“They don’t pay me enough for this,” wow, so Dharrre Mannnnn was aware that he was underpaying his actors.
As someone who owns a ‘package bag’ I was like WAIT I SWEAR THE BANDIT BAG IS REAL. They actually just ripped off the design for the “Porch Pirate Bag”
OHHHH IT HAS A LOCK ON IT!!!! I looked it up lol. WOOOOW they REALLY didn't explain that fully lmao. I guess they assumed that everyone would just know what an anti-package-thief-bag does LMAO
@@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 yeah because of course we all know The Original Bag. Every. Single. Person.
I'm so confused what is an anti bag ?
lol it’s just a big bag with a cheap Masterlock :)
watching jarvis struggle with his open tabs + other apps is one of my favorite parts, i almost passed out when he opened maps lmao
"it's an ad" should be a thing on the bingo at this point
When people say “EXCUSE ME” louder and louder to get someone’s attention in an angry way it literally makes my fucking blood boil
Well then they need to actually do their job and help them😂
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 nah lol
Actually they should explicitly not help people who do that shit
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 or they could... walk up to the counter instead of shouting
OMG KURTIS CALLED IT DHAR DOES IN FACT NOT PAY HIS EMPLOYEES ENOUGH
"We're not just telling stories,we're evangelising materialism."💫
And remember, we're not just telling stories, we're destroying lives.
@@yeetionaryand with the news of the workers’ protest……. we’re not just telling stories, we’re short-changing lives
Neon Genesis Materialism
Another problematic lesson: it's cool to lie to your spouse about your financial situation, especially if it leads them to call the cops on you.
This could almost be a cute story about girlpower or whatever if Dhar Mann's writers knew how to write sexism (or any serious topic really) in a realistic manner. Reminds me of a book i read as a kid about a girl who wanted to be a detective and was chasing down a painting thief; her brother, an aspiring chef, got more support from their father regarding his aspirations, not because "girl's cant smart" but because a 12 year old doesn't need to be actively confronting a suspected criminal
Yeah like stories where a child takes on a criminal are wacky but you can do them well. But if an adult tells the child NOT to go after the criminal and we’re supposed to disagree with them, it all comes falling apart
I mean, as a person who has worked in customer service, the first one was a miss for me. The customers were being very difficult and annoying for no reason, and even though she was being extremely rude I guarantee most customer service workers WISH they could talk to sh*tty customers the way she did.
Yeah I've done retail and while the cashier was definitely rude, it was also cartoonish and unrealistic while the customer's behavior was completely believable. Idc if the cashier was deliberately ignoring them, as someone who's worked that job I'm on her side
I was in tears when jarvis brought up his map location. That is such a comically uh-oh thing to do on stream.
That kid in the first video is a treasure, I hope he has a successful acting career after Dhar Mann because he's hilarious.
RIGHT?!
Gives me Leo from early Lab Rats vibes
@@noizepusher7594 that’s exactly what i kept thinking!
He really gave me Disney vibes. I could totally see him on a Disney show as a main character.
Glitterbomb dan was the funniest thing ive seen all day
"I thought he was a burn victom"
I thought i was watching a horro film the way he walked out blank faced
can we add “Jarvis doxes himself” to Jarvis Bingo
timestamp??
@@sageyboyewhy? planning to stalk him or smth? 🤨 /j
26:20
i mean good luck finding him in fucking southern california
@@queeenie Nah it was just so fucking funny to me but I searched the vid and couldn't find it, tysm.
sh1tt1ng tears rn
56:45 All while his son has a weird obsession with his original bandit bag and he's like "that's my son! Way to go, champ"
I mean it IS the original bag so....
The "rude" cashier is my hero today I had to tell two women they couldn't undress in the middle my store just because the fitting rooms are closed, got yelled at for not excepting pants that a man had bought ripped at home and wanted to return, also got yelled at for having closed fitting rooms because my managers dont want associates getting covid. So customers are stupid, everything we have is infact on the floor
Im 2 years late but I hope every other day of your work is better than that ❤❤❤
that lady in the first video is just how we would all act if we were allowed to tell customers how we rly feel while making 8.40 per hour.
i honestly think the plan with the bandit bag was to have the mailman put all the packages in it and attach it to the door so the porch pirate couldn’t steal it. maybe they assumed he’d be in as rush.
Omg that would make it even easier tho...I'm not saying ur wrong, just the kid is dumb lol. Like, yeah, let's just conveniently stuff the packages in a bag FOR the thief, so he can carry them more easily! That'll stop him!! LMAO
@@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 He had it on a padlock tho as well so i think it was meant to be padlocked to the door or something.
yeah i assume it is a similar concept to those mailboxes where the letters drop into a lock box
the mail carrier drops off the package into the bag and padlocks it to the door as the person above me said
i rlly do like the subtle commentary about how useless the police are in the porch pirate sketch LMFAO i mean they aren't wrong but that's so funny
To be honest I thought the package thief would be a woman and the lesson would be "Not only can women stop crime, they can also commit it!" like I was dead on convinced that was going to be it
“They don’t pay me enough for this.” That aged well
This package thief video is so funny to me.
“Sweetie I’m sorry but no presents this year, now please don’t go after the man that steals our parcels that arrive every freaking day”
this is honestly one of the most entertaining shows I’ve seen on twitch, please do more of these jarvis! Keep up the great content❤️
Oh definitely! This is the channel I have playing in the background while I draw.
@@sherifflasso I play it for my meals lol
Agreed
I play it for falling asleep and it's really nice
Is your pfp amongus
I also thought Dan was a burn victim and I'm glad Kurtis confirmed I'm not insane lmao
Literally the least they could've done is make the glitter green or something 😭
"Dhar Mann isn't paying his employees enough..." foreshadowing
Jarvis not checking off tiles when he has them gave me a stress ulcer
this channel is quite literally the highlight of my year
Highlighted in gold?
it’s the original bag
@@xxratsrcutexx3494 nah highlighted in LIVE!
@@AirLight1646 ah
Okay but how fucked up is surprising your young children by pretending that your financial problems are so bad that you can't afford Christmas. The idea of not getting gifts on Christmas is sad enough for a kid who's used to it, but putting the burden of worrying about money problems on your kids??? Just for a surprise???? It's fucked up.
Not to mention...I'm p sure that the WORST way to deliver that news is to open with a sassy little and who says you're even GETTING Christmas presents, hmmm?"
Their son might not have been RIGHT to react that way, but it's pretty reasonable for someone his age.
I saw the profile pic and thought that I commented this.
my parents sat me down three years in a row and pulled this shit
@@noizepusher7594 Ignore the one person who keeps responding to your comments with something rude. They are doing it to me as well. Love the profile picture. I'm also non-binary.
@@the_transgender_ferret2848 not NB (transfem) but have an NB sibling so made my pfp this to support them
@@noizepusher7594 Okay cool!!
What if it turns out that all along, Dhar Mann has been building up to the reveal that it takes place in a dystopian reality, created by his mind. Where everyone is assigned a role, and everything matches his idea of perfection.
DharVision.
The MannaVerse
@@starlight8554 Dhar Mannaverse
@@keepyourshoesathedoor dhar omegaVerse
Dharcot
wanDharVision
Dhar Mann’s voice gives me Christian youth conference war flashbacks. He has the exact mannerisms of a youth pastor who does nationwide talks in college stadiums.
"and thats more important than helping a customer?" sounds like someone who had never worked in retail.
Fun fact the bandit bag is because he said it was to get rid of the thief because someone whould see them with the bag
oh that makes sense
Dan coming out looking flayed from the glitter is so funny. Also, I think the bandit bag was meant to sound like a stupid idea. The prop was bad on purpose.
yeah and they went with it anyway lmaoo
apparently it does exist it’s just not called that it’s called something else but apparently it has like a lock on it??
How would it sound stupid?
It's the original bag!
@@kazoosniffer there’s such a thing as a bandit bag but it’s not for packages. It’s a backpack. And I think they have suitcases too.
I love the CC mistakes. Starting to think "Darn Man" is some bootleg version in some far away store. Like you could find a cheap plastic Dhar Mann figure on a card that says "Darn Man! You see! You so! Shock is next to happen!"
I kept seeing "Doorman" and imagining him in an old-fashioned hotel bellhop type outfit.
I can't believe the first part of this video predicted the dahr mann employee mistreatment situation coming to light
I don't think you get it, it's the Original Bag
Yelling at retail employees= the good guys
Jarvis needs a soundboard to play the "dun" sound from moment of truth to scare his collabers
So the mom heard the speaker go off, then an explosion in the other room where her assistant is, and instead of checking on him, she opened the front door?
thought the same 😂 so absurd
Did anybody else notice the fact that even though this family is struggling they still order stuff online for it to just be stolen? If this was happening to me after the second time I'd just stop having packages sent to my house
When you're so angry you invoke your inner british voice for a fraction of a second
The plan for the bag was to attach it to the door (i.e 32:13 when he says "and then I'll secure this to the door" with a hook in his hand.) The note on the bag would instruct the mailman to put all packages in the bag, or attempt to in the case of the giant ass bike. This would prevent the bandit from simply taking the packages and running away because he would struggle to remove all the packages from the bag in a rush, providing them with enough time to catch the "porch pirate."
As for the cutting through the bag part (54:59), the package thief wouldn't have known to bring a knife or other sharp item to cut through the visibly thick bandit bag if the mother hadn't seen the bag and heard the plan beforehand. Because the mother was out the door before the daughter burst in with her bandit attack plan, she was unable to inform burn victim Dan to prepare for a smaller box with a GPS, BlueTooth speaker, and bomb in it. If she has seen it, she could've told him to leave it on the porch, or perhaps dispose of it in a discrete location that wouldn't compromise her plan.
Man car hand hook car door?
I think the biggest problem with his plan was that they had to wait for the bandit to come to the house but they went for donuts do they couldn't catch him time
@@justEwastaken i thought of that too lmfao
I know this isn’t the point and Jarvis didn’t invent it or anything but this is such a genius twist to bingo. I always hated that’s it’s pure luck, but with this you need some skill to even recognize you have a tile.
Same
Two of my faves 🥰
Dhar Mann makes my teeth itch still but I love y'all so I'll suffer through it lol
That’s such a good way to describe the real Dhar Mann effect😂
Not the teeth X'D
This is such a great description
watching this after dhar man's employees went on strike demanding livable wages and hearing kurtis joke that in the video dhar man's not paying his employees enough is intense dramatic irony
13:12 aged like milk lmaooo
wine*
@@dropfish3109 no i meant milk :)
@@justjoshp8581it would only age poorly if he was incorrect, but he was right 😂
The kid in the first one is singlehandedly carrying the Dhar Mann channel
The plan with the bag would’ve been that the bandit would’ve felt bad taking the bag bc it was the original
Legit GPS collars are, like, $500 each. So it probably IS the reason they don't have xmas this year....
literally
"Jarvis does a flawless Dhar Mann impression" should be a square on Dhar Mann bingo
13:14 the irony that the actor who’s not being paid in question was one of the main characters in the strike
That kid is always the highlight of every video he’s in. Genuinely think he could have a good future in acting.
The funny thing is, that the retail villain employee is what everyone working in retail would love to be like lmao
wait if they cant afford ANY christmas presents, how can they afford a blue tooth speaker and a GPS dog tracker? like what
why are they ordering so many packages if they can't buy chirstmas gifts
@@-psilo-9071 literally
Not gonna lie, if a customer did the whole, "AHEM?!!!!! WE NEED HELP OVER HERE!" as rudely as that lady did? I'd ignore them too.
I literally did this today at work
For real!!! SHE'S the rude Karen here
@@jstarstudios7110she said excuse me multiple times to get the employees attention and the employee just sat on there on her phone instead of doing her job.
@@bhperfig349No she screamed at her from across the store
@@ChloeEIizabethPrice did she scream? no. ur delusional as hell. she said excuse me with a raised voice so the employee could hear her. she did not scream
Dhar Mann videos are like Disney channel shows but with somehow even more soulless advertising.
13:08 "they don't pay me enough for this"
Is this foreshadowing
While I would never trust Dhar Mann with my money and would never invest in anything he does (except maybe Dhar Mann studios if that is an option), I do respect the fact that he's like "Yeah 'So you see' is a meme" and slaps it on everything
Sometimes, you just have to embrace the dark side, and roll with it.
"if dhar mann comes into frame and does the ad read i will end it all" - Jarvis 2021
jarvis missing every single one he had on his card is making me go crazy
That kid stole the scene he deserves more than this acting studio. I believe he is acting lol
“Wait so Dan’s you’re assistant? I thought you were cheating!”
Yes. It’s physically impossible to cheat with an assistant.