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@@Amethystfaeth sturgis is actually really fun. most of the people who attend it arent like this, Andrew only shows the interviews of the idiots for the sake of comedy. most people at sturgis are like that old man
I feel like we just glossed over the gentlemen that said he’s already died 4 times. I think there might be more information that he could have given us there.
I for one can't wait to live in a world like that! GIMMIE some silver spray paint! I'm going out yelling valhalla in covids face! It's only killed 180,000 Americans so far! Let's take it on!!!! (sarcasm.)
I just love how he perfectly cherry picks the best most craziest drunk Americans, at any and all big festivals... he is a perfect reporter without bias, because no matter what side they are on, he finds the funniest, most drunk American to speak their mind about current events. It's untouchable reporting and honestly, he should win a Pulitzer Prize for this channel (in all drunk honesty)
Dude needs to read a history book. He thinks that our nation wasn’t built on slavery AND that the Jews just walked onto trains to concentration camps willingly and didn’t expect to be going concentration camps.... dude’s form of history is so warped I’m wondering if he unknowingly was warped here from another dimension where history was what he thinks it was
Ever been to a public gathering and seen someone that you immediately thought, "Oh God please don't make eye contact.."? AGNB finds those people intentionally and puts a microphone in their face.
I think he's not imposing and just let's the people say what they wanna say. Put a camera and microphone in front of drunk people and they'll say anything for their 15 seconds of fame.
@@Drax514 damn man chill with that. Not a good mindset. The internet exemplifies it. But try to think of your recent in person counters. I'd wager 80% were positive.
@@Later_Nerd I'm not watching the internet here broh, I'm watching real fucking people. And I see it in real fucking life on at least a weekly basis, if not daily. This county and its peoples are fucked. I'm just gonna guess that youre assuming I mean every single person is that way, of course not. The problem is that not enough of the not insane people give a shit, and they are just straight up outnumbered, by a huge amount. Shits gonna get way worse before it gets better.
'Wear a bandana to look like an outlaw' - Fuck yeah fuck the rules go freedom! 'Wear a bandana to help the lives of others' - Oh no that would interfere with my freedom
@@kevindube7096 Bikers wear bandanas all the time in colder weather and through areas with a lot of bugs. Its not something they do ALL the time but its one of the reasons they would have them.
It just shows to go that we all keep getting caught up in nonsense and slogans and oftentimes if you just talk with people our stances ain't that far apart.
Mugtheif So true. If people on both sides talked about what they agree on versus what they don’t, most would probably realize that they’re 90% on the same page. The ones who don’t are the true radicals who seem to speak for the entire group
Man if we could actually explain some stuff to that one guy who mentioned the original policeman sparking the protests he would be on our side, my lord
Tan dude is surprisingly reasonable. Don't agree with his take, but nothing he said was outlandish and knew how to agree with his opposition on certain topics.
"i mean, i hate to say it but- look at what happened to the jews. they didn't think they were being put on trains to godowhahappnid" oh of course why didn't i think of that
@@Sn4pSh0ter they see the mask as being marked like the jewish star because some states try to mandate it americans dont respond well to goverment encroachment on their day to day lifes who knew, and before you say "its not about them its about protecting us!" They care about you as much as you care about them
Him and the black dude getting along is what I like to and want to see more of in this country. Politics and covid aside it was pretty heart warming to see the fist bumps at the end
Im rooting for them. Hoping they can help each other get past any childhood trauma their moms put them through and become mentally stronger. In a healthy constructive way that doesnt involve stabbing people xD
I swear my emotions were all over the place watching this. One minute I was mad, the next im laughing, then next im feel sorry, then I feel scared, then furious, then back to chuckling. This was awesome
I cannot stop rewatching the first 40 seconds. That man’s voice is like sandpaper being rubbed over a pop-filter mic. “We ain’t afraid of no covur’”...
Andrew has an uncanny talent of finding the aliens that live among us. Somehow also getting them to reveal what they interpret humans to be like. Amazing
They are just regular people. Go out and have more than surface level conversations with regular folk and you'll see that nearly everyone has some quirks and wacky ideas or opinions that may not be deemed "acceptable".
"Helllllll yeah ahn nah nah nah nah nah nah" I'm feeling whatever this guy's feeling. I mean it's probably meth, but I'm still feeling it. He's got the right vibes. Seems like a very trustworthy and responsible individual.
Andrew Calaghan and his crew no longer own the rights to any of the all gas no brakes youtube channel or the patreon. If you are subscribed, please unsub for now. Andrew deserves to be paid for his ideas and his work
@heroinhero69 williamsburg townhouses are still expensive, because to live without thinking about bills or rent in NYC begins at 120 thou a year. living wage is around 60 and easy half of that is rent
@@Casey_The_Editor I haven't seen weirdo Japan memes in a long time, and I think it's because many of us are aware of how shit things are getting now lmao
None of the people that have ever said "look at Venezuela" have ever actually looked at Venezuela i mean yea it's fucked but these couldn't tell you how or why and probably couldn't tell you what language they speak
The first guy loves motorcycles so much he's becoming one
Mid Life Crisis Dad, he was a motorcycle in his previous life
It's like those Geico commericals with the half motorcycle half humans.
Check Kyle interviews, this guy just copied the style.
turbokek
You are what you eat
i think i spotted about eleven of my uncles in this video
Hell yeah brother
I can see the resemblance
You don't belong in this video unless you're your own uncle.
Nice one Goose Jensen!
First half of the video felt like a family reunion with THAT side of the family
in the absence of freestyling i will accept motorcycle noises
lmao
Top teir comment.
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REEEENENENENENENENENEN
Apparently, Sturgis is the only place you are safe from wannabe rappers. Who knew.
As a non-American, it's crazy to see how accurate South Park actually is.
Glad you can see how conscrewed this country ism
Lol we really do live in a cartoon nightmare hell world in America
@@finn488 nuke texas
I have learned everything from south park as a kid
@@TiananmenSquirrel I was raised on a healthy diet of South Park and The Boondocks
you could tell knife guy is real sick of hearing about her ex Randy.
Or he's uncomfortable thinking about what she might do to him after he breaks up with her
Probably as sick as she is of hearing about his mom.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I felt bad for those two. They've had horrible traumatic experiences in their past and you can see that's screwed them over really bad.
without a doubt, he's ready to stab a bitch
He finally gets an opportunity to literally "all gas no brakes" and he immediately falls off xD
Looks like he did it on purpose to stay in character
Feddzzz I don’t think so. That’s what it looked like when my friend let me try to ride his bike lmao
Because he kept hitting the brake! You're supposed to go all gas, man!
@@Ohnonono123 Don't think he hit the break, he just put too much throttle on when he dropped the clutch lol.
Metaphorical?
this whole video is the embodiment of a cigarette.
cigs, booze and cheeseburgers.
god i hate how true it is
Marlboro Reds
That's the America I know. And you're gonna be confused by it
i can smell the meth on them
The young knife couple is like an alternate origin story of Harley Quinn and the Joker
Not even really alternate, basically the same exact story 🤣
Bouta be a That Chapter about them.
"Mom can we get Joker?"
"we have Joker at home."
_joker at home:_
Harley Quinn and joker broke and strung out meth
“My mother” lmaooo
wait so that south park episode wasn't exaggerating, they really just run around and make that noise with their mouths??
South Park is art imitating life
South park is life
Nope, south park doesn't joke around at all. It mimics our society at its fullest
Nah they’re just a lil drunk
@@Aon_Duine *American
why do all these events have exactly 1 Russian woman.
CIA plant
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that could actually be considered a sexual assault.
lmaooooooooo fr
Shit is weirddd
@@anthonychrisbradley you mean kremlin agent
This mans ability to make people feel comfortable and get them to talk is amazing
I think its mostly his appearance
Are you the same person that just copy pastes this comment to every vid for the likes? Lol
I think he goes where he knows alcahol is allowed 😂
He’s like the anti Nathan fielder
He also seems to be just as good at finding the people who love being on camera
Bless that old man that just likes ridding through the hills, he reminds me of my grandpa.
@@Amethystfaeth sturgis is actually really fun. most of the people who attend it arent like this, Andrew only shows the interviews of the idiots for the sake of comedy. most people at sturgis are like that old man
He was sweet❤
I feel like we just glossed over the gentlemen that said he’s already died 4 times. I think there might be more information that he could have given us there.
yes, 100% yes
Like where to score oxy with fentanyl in it
my dad says this but he refers of near death experiences so im guessin he means that or sum
There would've been such a good conspiracy theory. I could feel it
I don't think it's possible to ride a motorcycle without dying at least a couple of times.
I feel like I just watched the cinematic trailer for Borderlands 4: The Pre-Prequel Before We Had Robots
Scooter's family.
Mr. torgue at the beginning
That's just Mad Max.
I for one can't wait to live in a world like that! GIMMIE some silver spray paint! I'm going out yelling valhalla in covids face! It's only killed 180,000 Americans so far! Let's take it on!!!! (sarcasm.)
Also you ever notice how many people wear masks in Borderlands 2?
The Crazy Frog hasn't aged well at all
Oh man pure genius
underrated comment
Hey! Get back to making lists about metal bands! Break time is over!
omg im dead
Wait. What are you guys doing here? Xd
“Never trust a fart when your hungover” is the best piece of advice I’ve ever heard
That dude was speaking straight facts
When the dust settles, whoever is left will need All Gas No Breaks to understand what happened to the world.
Ah yes, the beginning of De-evolution
I just love how he perfectly cherry picks the best most craziest drunk Americans, at any and all big festivals... he is a perfect reporter without bias, because no matter what side they are on, he finds the funniest, most drunk American to speak their mind about current events. It's untouchable reporting and honestly, he should win a Pulitzer Prize for this channel (in all drunk honesty)
I have watched all of his videos and I have no fucking idea whats going on lol.
its Brakes not Breaks you absolute MORON
AGNB coming live from the nuclear wasteland, raider camp Omega, Bloodorgy North
The most insightful thing that I heard while watching this was: “Never trust a fart when you’re hungover.”
Life is like a box of hangover farts, you don't know what you're gonna get
That's just facts
I heard this comment two weeks too late...
I bet that whole place smelled like a bunch of stanky hangover farts.
Better smoosh that around before somebody notices
"Never trust a fart when you're hungover"
Wise words indeed
Why?
I’ve had that trust betrayed twice this week!
@@abdullahabd7677 Because often when you have a hangover, diarrhea happens
man, my best pair of pants that I ever had, saw the brunt of that. Farts are forever untrustworthy. Rip 511 tans.
@@abdullahabd7677 It's called "deposition" in chemistry; gas --> solid
“We ain’t worried bout no cober. Cuz why? Bcuz, we are indepenDINCE. Aiiiiiy yi yii yii yi yahhh”
That was my favorite part “cober” lmfao
FAK CORONAVIIIIRRRRR
Ayiy yuy yuy AAAHHHHHHHHHH
That should be my senior quote
"Ive been dead 4 times I'm not afraid to die"
Me: visible confusion and concern
He's probably referring to clinical death and subsequent revival, it's weird
@Political Reactor this .
I almost die every day when I have to drive my car around. Shit's way more dangerous than being a cop! lol
316% sure that was Stone Cold Steve Austin
its meave from westworld
That first dude is a motorcycle in a human body
Did you notice the fucking drip in his arm? There's a bag of saline and a steel stand just out of shot
ÑAÑAÑAÑAÑAÑAÑAÑAÑÑAAÑ
He's the guy in Fallout 4 all the raiders talked about.
Motuar
The crazy thing is that he was probably sober
"Look at the Jews"
*focus on the curly hair*
whenever some one says "The Jews" in a conversation you know it's going to be spicy
I thought "what's he going to say now!?!", but then surprisingly it wasn't antisemitic, just stupid af.
Dude needs to read a history book. He thinks that our nation wasn’t built on slavery AND that the Jews just walked onto trains to concentration camps willingly and didn’t expect to be going concentration camps.... dude’s form of history is so warped I’m wondering if he unknowingly was warped here from another dimension where history was what he thinks it was
@@Nol. nice highschool education
We're officially living in an Onion article.
😂😂
Country Literally too Angry to Die
Well if you REALLY think about it...
We always were. History books will mistake Onion Links as primary soruces
"we aint worry about no cober, cuz why? cuz we are independence"
20 years of Fox News and Meth brain
"Trump may be right about Mexicans" these dudes all sound like they've had 3 full cases of beer
Says it all
I think it's ready, get it on a T-Shirt asap
words to live by
Why is everyone like an 80's wrestler
Its like a meeting of old, burnt out Hulk Hogans from alternate realities
@@Ayr-me7vb hey Brother
Its cuz they haven't remove their heads from their asses since the 80s, so they're still in the 80s
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIMMMMMMMMMMM
that's their aesthetic. these guys watched "the expendables" and want the entire world to be just like that
The exchange at the end was kinda nice I’m glad they could speak each other’s side without an argument ensuring
Why is this guy SO GOOD at finding human caricatures? They couldn't be better representations of neuroses if they were professional actors.
Ever been to a public gathering and seen someone that you immediately thought, "Oh God please don't make eye contact.."? AGNB finds those people intentionally and puts a microphone in their face.
I think he's not imposing and just let's the people say what they wanna say. Put a camera and microphone in front of drunk people and they'll say anything for their 15 seconds of fame.
Maybe because our entire country is chock full of complete caricatures of human beings? Our culture, society, all of it is rotten to the core
@@Drax514 damn man chill with that. Not a good mindset. The internet exemplifies it. But try to think of your recent in person counters. I'd wager 80% were positive.
@@Later_Nerd I'm not watching the internet here broh, I'm watching real fucking people. And I see it in real fucking life on at least a weekly basis, if not daily. This county and its peoples are fucked.
I'm just gonna guess that youre assuming I mean every single person is that way, of course not. The problem is that not enough of the not insane people give a shit, and they are just straight up outnumbered, by a huge amount. Shits gonna get way worse before it gets better.
when the russian lady jumped on him i got scared for his life
He found the time to put his mask back on after took it off of his nose
SAME
She isn't Russian tho, I don't know why she said that
I was aroused
Birdhouse Entertainment LLC, thanks for sharing.
“Never trust a fart when you’re hungover” words to live by
i wasn't even hungover and i sharted the other day. Now i dont trust any farts
@@chromebomb bruh
@chromebob are we twins? I didn’t even have a stomach ache the other day, just tried to fart and it was wayyyyy more like pissing.
"Why?"
That one dude with the grey beard is way more rational than I would’ve thought. He was actually making sense.
I love how bandanas were associated with bikers before covid but now they see them as a muzzle or something
'Wear a bandana to look like an outlaw' - Fuck yeah fuck the rules go freedom!
'Wear a bandana to help the lives of others' - Oh no that would interfere with my freedom
Bikers never wore bandanas as masked before, unless they were trying to rob someone because they’re 1% as fuck
Read that as "bananas" and was confused as fuck for a minute.
@@kevindube7096 Bikers wear bandanas all the time in colder weather and through areas with a lot of bugs. Its not something they do ALL the time but its one of the reasons they would have them.
They see them as a muzzle because they are being forced to wear them thats the difference
I like how in the end the black dude and the alm guys found each other and just realized they both hate cops just as much as the other.
It was the one positive moment in the entire video, I did like how the reporter's eyes would widen by some of that behavior.
It just shows to go that we all keep getting caught up in nonsense and slogans and oftentimes if you just talk with people our stances ain't that far apart.
Mugtheif So true. If people on both sides talked about what they agree on versus what they don’t, most would probably realize that they’re 90% on the same page. The ones who don’t are the true radicals who seem to speak for the entire group
Vets often get it more than that average citizen.
I won't say that most don't see color but, man, look.
Man if we could actually explain some stuff to that one guy who mentioned the original policeman sparking the protests he would be on our side, my lord
I truly was not prepared for this video
All gas no breaks is so fucking funny xD
What a surprise!
me neither dude
Same! The ignorance is astonishing🤦🏼🙄
the intro was a culture shock
Honestly, the guy at the beginning is a national treasure
can you believe he started 2020 interviewing people at a furry convention
THat was epic too. AGNB Videos are truly trop drawer. He's at the top of his game.
I'm so proud I weekender him having like 50k a couple months ago.
They're not nearly as embarrassing...
Such a great bird's eye view of this year.
and now he’s here
These guys are like parodies of how America is seen by the world.
But these guys ARE Americans, and they're being seen by the world.
So true. People in media make us look so dumb and ignorant. Hey, at least we're funny to watch 🤷♀️
Except these videos are not parodies, which make it even more funny.
Gta 5 los santos in real life
@@roadiejames youre a good sport at least ahah
The knife guy and girl kinda make me sad, they seems like victims of abuse trying to lean on each other which tends to end up sad
thaNorthStar.com >showing a bare minimum of empathy for clearly broken people
>emo
Are you a time traveler from 2006?
thats some punpun shit
thaNorthStar.com sonned
Just junkies 🤷🏼♂️
@@Darkshadow7890 are you talking about Oyasumi Punpun?
I know the chick that said she is a “registered nurse”
Stop lying, Tiffany. You are a waitress at Applebee’s
Hahahahah
Bruh
😂😂😂💀💀💀
ice in the fucking veins mate
I’m not even going to question the validity of this comment. I believe you.
The older guy at the end was pretty cool. I like how he is willing to have a discussion and even find common ground with other people.
"fuck coronavirus" very wise words indeed
The bar was set low with the others in this video, but he seems like someone who can be salvaged
He's just desperate for the black guy to tell him he isn't racist, it's pretty pathetic
Yeah he seemed chill
@@TheEliteCoder polarization is good.
Tan old dude, was level headed and open to other opinions. Even amongst the craziest people you can find some sanity.
Fuck your pfp man I got scared
Yeah he had some strong views but seemed chill and kept his cool
they ain't so tough in person... this internet stuff ain't real
Yeah he even bro-fisted the black dude in the end despite disagreement, he was not racist, he just wanted his freedom
i agree
So you’re telling me no one wanted to give AGNB their best rap?
We got some great motorbike sounds. I think that's their version of rapping
lukeshdoesntknow 😂😂😂
lukeshdoesntknow, exactly that’s on par
i know 2020 really is fucked
Motorcycle noise man made up for it
I mean the final moment when they actually have a discussion without agreeing but also without disrespecting each other was kind of wholesome
"Never trust a fart when you're hungover"
Words of wisdom right there.
And I use to think the GTA characters were exaggerated stereotypes
GTA is the Orwell of modern times
Life imitating art.
I feel like this is where everyone’s uncle goes when they die
deep
Lmao damn dude
For white people lol
Behraam Baqai lol true
Behraam Baqai Faxx ♦️
“Look at Vuvuzela” 😔
That guy trying to have a serious conversation with a giant inflated banana hanging out of his pants. I... I just can't. 🍌
That was fkn hillarious lmfao
it's his right by the Declaration of Independence!
@@arunkeshavadas7171 hahaha
That microphone probably smells like a mix of Covid 19, cigarettes and Jack Daniels.
Every mic*
Throw the whole mic out
What does Covid 19 smell like?
@@mspoints4fre123 A toxic halitosis breath blend of fast food, deep fried food grease and Budweiser aged in a public toilet bowl for 50 years.
And dont forget my motherfucking guns, baby
Ngl that ending with the black guy and the biker fist bumbing was kind of wholesome
Man if more people from different walks of life had discourse like that more often we’d be in a much better place as a country.
That biker is sort of middle leaning but with some racism too. Interesting interaction
ponds andlakes Really trying to downplay the entire racist fraternity thing.
@ponds andlakes Nervous? They just had a regular interaction. I don't know why you say he gets nervous and "cucks" for him.
The biker isn’t nervous. He just have common hate boner for any form of authority
"We ain't worried about no COVER because why? because we are independent "
Tan dude is surprisingly reasonable. Don't agree with his take, but nothing he said was outlandish and knew how to agree with his opposition on certain topics.
Really respected that guy and wish there were more comments about him!
Which tan dude lmao
Yeah definitely, disagreed with some of his stances but seemed to be a good dude
Yeah I scrolled through just to find comments about him. He seems chill, has his views but respects others.
We need more people like that.
@@aliasmcdoe Tan biker dude?
The guy who died 4 times and brain bleed lady need to link up. There's something there between them I know that
I think about brain bleed lady often
Won’t last long but it will be intense.
@@BeastlyAnteater What the freak is pandemeec?
Mister Pickles oh yeah.. whats she wearing
Which episode was Brain Bleed lady?
He really sat in between two tweakers with knifes and interviews them
The maddest of the mad men
He doesn't show any fear on camera while I'm terrified watching these videos.
Eh not much to be afraid of there
they're just some kids who were unlucky with how they were brought up
@@wheresmyrooptoff4056 and they'll have some unlucky kids who won't have both of them together as parents
@@360.Tapestry
They'll be good looking kids though.
And slim.
😆
I adored that young couple being damaged weirdos together. Love takes so many forms
That was most likely meth, it's super sad. The twitching and fidgeting is a big red flag!
The knife couple hit me right in the feels. Poor kids. I hope things get better for them.
No kidding, they seemed like normal kids who just had a fucked up upbringing.
@@Later_Nerd and meth
hazenpaul10 and heroin
I wasn't ready for this level of self-reflection
they look like siblings
3:29
That guy: "Give it gas, give it gas"
ALL GAS, staring into destiny: *shows more character than he ever has in any video.*
clearly you've never met Franklin the Fantastic Fuck Falcon
Sam Morris i still think the most character he has ever shown is in 0:00 - 0:56 of this video th-cam.com/video/QjidbxN6geg/w-d-xo.html
"I'm not wearing a mask...Look at what happened to the Jews." LMFAO Wth
It started with a star and closing businesses...
Katarzyna S bruh stop posting cringe
@@katl1489 lol funny
@@katl1489 don't forget that the nazis breath air and the Democrats also breath air. It's not just a coincidence
@Katarzyna S they were not closed and made to wear stars because of a pandemic...
That first guy is the embodiment of the played out "I identify as..." joke and he made it work. Respect for that!
"i mean, i hate to say it but- look at what happened to the jews. they didn't think they were being put on trains to godowhahappnid" oh of course why didn't i think of that
He was saying this right when read your comment. lol
Still trying to figure out what his argument was
@@Sn4pSh0ter I think his point is that the rights of Jews were gradually taken away until they were defenceless and then they were murdered
@@Sn4pSh0ter they see the mask as being marked like the jewish star because some states try to mandate it americans dont respond well to goverment encroachment on their day to day lifes who knew, and before you say "its not about them its about protecting us!" They care about you as much as you care about them
merely a coincidence that they were expelled from every country they tried to settle down in...
“I hate to say it but”
“Look what happened to the Jews”
*nod*
Amazing hahahahah
LITERALLY IN EVERY VIDEO WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING
dude that was some fuckin 5head shit
@@EvWuzhere he nods to encourage the people to talk
@AIIUserNamesInvalid Compared compliance to compliance i think...?
Guy at the end was refreshingly sophisticated
President Weedo Da Duke was incredible. The world needs more of this man.
Some folks aint completely gone, they see that corruption goes to the top
Him and the black dude getting along is what I like to and want to see more of in this country. Politics and covid aside it was pretty heart warming to see the fist bumps at the end
I know a lot of people like that guy. Why i don’t sayi hate trump supporters lol
He knows how to talk when he's on camera. You don't win people over to the Aryan brotherhood right away.
It's the casual knife holding while interviewing for me.
Knife couple is proof that there's someone out there for everyone
And that there shouldn’t be.
i think hes the gay best friend
They ain't a couple
imagine being known as the "knife couple"
Im rooting for them. Hoping they can help each other get past any childhood trauma their moms put them through and become mentally stronger. In a healthy constructive way that doesnt involve stabbing people xD
I swear my emotions were all over the place watching this. One minute I was mad, the next im laughing, then next im feel sorry, then I feel scared, then furious, then back to chuckling. This was awesome
For real first i'm like fuck these people and then i'm like damn this looks so fun tho lol
But I like bikes so maybe it's that
Its ADD for sure.
Praise to that one biker who was able to see both sides. He was pretty refreshing.
1: The people that think individual freedom means that people don't need to wear a mask during a poorly contained pandemic
2: The adults
@@jajajinks1569 in the wise words of the biker, I totally agree with you brother
It's sad when our standards are so low for the people in AGNB that he stood out as someone redeemable.
@@ghintz2156 I completely agree with you, brother
@@ghintz2156 haha, right? Like just being only slightly an idiot instead of a full blown moron is apparently cause for optimism.
“WE AINT WORRIED BOUT NO DAMM COBER”
I cannot stop rewatching the first 40 seconds. That man’s voice is like sandpaper being rubbed over a pop-filter mic. “We ain’t afraid of no covur’”...
Sounds like he’s already got that covur
He sounded exactly like those bikers on South Park. Never thought that cartoon was so on point on so much.
That sounds like years of smoking crack or meth with a nice chaser of Everclear. His vocal cords are roached.
@@afrocoolio25 finely aged.
@@mmbw123 That's what I thought too. It's literally the "Dey terk our jerrbbs!" voice
"We ain't worried about no Cober." - An independent
Finally something all Americans can agree on
The knife couple is going to stab each other, possibly consensually
H8erfisternator the girl was a fucking vibe tho
Atleast they have consent
They ain't a couple
@@KIDPLAGUE finally someone who knows
Definitely over Meth and spousal abuse stemming from parental abuse.
That moment when someone says "Look at venezuela" with no follow up, you know they have no clue what they are talking about
Socialism doesn't work
@@klaus544 especially when the cia funds right wing coups in any country that tries it
"I hate to say it but look what happend to the jews"
I mean, they aren't wrong. Look at Venezuela! Especially at the Colombian-Venezuelan border!
@@klaus544 It works in the US. We have corporate socialism and an oligarchy all in one.
''I would stab my ex'' *boyfriend nervously looking*
Is it just me or was she tweaking hard AF
I got the "oh shit she is talking about him again" vibe from him.
She probably always talks about that dude.
SomeCurtains_ came here to comment that lolol... couple a tweakers right there
SomeCurtains_ I only noticed it when I saw her foot shaking like a leaf then it was sooo obvious
@@saphronsquares No, they need to stay together. They're literally perfect for each other lol it's like they're dating themselves.
“It’s my favorite because of the flame design and the skulls on it”
Read that as it came up in the video lmao
- hot wheels enthusiast
@@papagoose9409 lmao
I'M CONCERNED FOR THIS LADY
I kinda wish I was as dumb as these people. Ignorance is bliss
3:29 - "All Gas No Brakes" finally lives up to the name.
docpepperclassic 😂 you're not wrong
Underrated comment right here!
I started by watching one of these and now I’ve watched them all, this is brilliant.
"Never trust a fart"
Hey now that is just pure wisdom for the ages man.
It seems innate, no?
i like how hes literally the only one with a mask
the amount of bikers that were in town not wearing anything was really not that surprising considering what i knew the rally was going to be like lol
I think that lady who jumped on his back did a good job of counteracting the mask and giving him COVID
Like wearing a condom to bed alone
@@SBK2480 and probably an STD.
And how he switched to a bandana, probably because people were judging his surgical thingy
Andrew has an uncanny talent of finding the aliens that live among us. Somehow also getting them to reveal what they interpret humans to be like. Amazing
@@TH-wq5rx That is so d e e p. Woah...
* *Bottom text* *
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 giving LSD to retarded kids is not okay. Okay?
They are just regular people. Go out and have more than surface level conversations with regular folk and you'll see that nearly everyone has some quirks and wacky ideas or opinions that may not be deemed "acceptable".
This is your average American. The media has lied to you. You are not winning.
@@richardmoore609 If this is your average american nobody is winning lmao
"Never trust a fart when you're hungover" = words of wisdom
Holy shit its literally south park
"Helllllll yeah ahn nah nah nah nah nah nah"
I'm feeling whatever this guy's feeling. I mean it's probably meth, but I'm still feeling it. He's got the right vibes. Seems like a very trustworthy and responsible individual.
GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
AGGHGHHNNNNNANAN NAH NAH NAH NAH
@davidkim9898 What’s that?
We witnessed a major therapeutic breakthrough with the knives couple
nah... lmao dude was like: oh, there ya go with that raaaandy sob story again
drugs
So cute lol
Andrew Calaghan and his crew no longer own the rights to any of the all gas no brakes youtube channel or the patreon. If you are subscribed, please unsub for now. Andrew deserves to be paid for his ideas and his work
The convo at 9:00 was beautiful and what we need more of in this country. We are more similar than we think we are
I cant believe this guy invented real journalism.
This genius reinventing it
Definitely not
Alaska Pirates isn’t he just interviewing the inbreds or did I miss something?
G W B that’s mostly what the news channels do nowadays too. Except they don’t take a backseat and mostly listen like All Gas No Brakes does
"you can be a 1 percenter"
*pans to Vice news crew*
LMAO
Sean Collins 1% in the motorcycling context means anyone who rides their motorcycle lawlessly, so technically he’s not wrong
Poor vice crew they probably only getting paid 50k a year hehe
AGNB makes tens of thousands per month from patreon, putting it in the top 1%
@heroinhero69 williamsburg townhouses are still expensive, because to live without thinking about bills or rent in NYC begins at 120 thou a year. living wage is around 60 and easy half of that is rent
@@CarsMeetsBikes Oh I was thinking of something different lol
Its amazing how all these people he interviews live in the same country. So many different worlds people live in.
He ain’t worried about no COBRA!
😂😂😂😂
He said covid dawg
@@griffinmyers6618 that sounds like cobra thou
COBRA insurance
G. I. Joe!!
That girl was strong as hell
Edit: She said she's Russian
She's russian... makes sense
Strong back
She can lift up the motherland
Russian female = man
In Soviet Russia you don't carry pretty woman, pretty woman carry you.
You can literally hear their pre-existing conditions. Much luck to 'em.
@Artuurs Z. from what dumbass lol
@@yveltalsea cober
mmmm mmmm type 2 diabetes and angina
Oof
The first guy is covering the smokers hole in his neck but you can hear it in his voice.
That young couple really opened up hahaha
Well, I know one thing. If a dentist visited Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, they'd make a killing.
What are you talking about? The I-make-motorcycle-sounds guy at the beginning had some pretty fantastic chompers!
@@luiseduardogomezdearandaju723 looks like dentures
@@jamesmiller2521 You're probably right, but them is some good dentures!
Brrrrooom broooom broooooooooom
2:58 he's doing fine
@@JM-mw8hm Yeah that one wasn't a candidate for the cover of Pearly Whites Monthly, I agree.
This is like a fever dream thats just not stopping
marcopolo35mm American Fever Dream
@@glittersguts either you chase the american dream or the american fever dream chases you
god bless that guy at the end. speaking his mind surrounded by a bunch of people who obviously disagree. god bless king
Now reverse the crowds and see how it would end 😌
@@theylive2749 That's pretty racist of you to think that
@@A7OldRscplayer Yeah but prejudice like that is so closely bonded with stupidity you have no hope of getting through to them
@@youtubertoo 😂🤣😂🤣
@@youtubertoo I agree. It goes exactly like that.. they can speak but not the other side?? Who’s the animal here?
Honestly “never trust a fart when you’re hungover” is pretty good advice
All gas no brakes: literally.
I'm worried he's gonna get so big no one will let him in anywhere :((((
He's completely unbiased tho, so i honestly doubt this
BomberWorld11 ehhhh he does edit these to poke fun at them. OP does have a point
Will that would be a National Tragedy
No offense to him, but I don't think he'll ever have a problem blending in to a crowd.
Yeah I think this is gonna happen soon
*Americans:* lol Japan is so weird!
*Also Americans:*
Japan is that weird kid that's fun to hang out with and cool.
America is that weird kid that you hope doesn't make eye contact with you.
@@Casey_The_Editor AND he shoots up the school from time to time
Casey Medina America is that weird kid that wants to show his dads gun.
hold my japan
@@Casey_The_Editor I haven't seen weirdo Japan memes in a long time, and I think it's because many of us are aware of how shit things are getting now lmao
None of the people that have ever said "look at Venezuela" have ever actually looked at Venezuela i mean yea it's fucked but these couldn't tell you how or why and probably couldn't tell you what language they speak
Well Venezuelan, obviously
This might sound stupid, but don’t they speak espanol?
"If you were to stab anybody, who would it be?"
GF- "...My ex Randy.."
Current BF - Looks away in fear. "..Why?"
That whole part was pretty sad. Both of them really need help.
@@ThePateaux Not gonna deny that! And hope they work things out. (Prob not tho they crazy)
The closeup was clearly cut from a different moment in the interview.
yeah they definitely seem like addicts or mentally unstable. pretty sad actually