What your favorite CIVILIZATION says about you! Age of Empires III

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  • @etmooreca9612
    @etmooreca9612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    and then there’s me. Still only playing against AI

    • @artymar1537
      @artymar1537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Same here, because everyone kicks me once they see my level.

    • @pavelcerny9803
      @pavelcerny9803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Me too :D

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      As a matter of fact, I play alone too since my game had trouble in the instalation (I play in steam)

    • @acuarionohyogaable
      @acuarionohyogaable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You AND me brother... But at least i used to play 2v 1... So thats something... Right? Right..???

    • @pavelcerny9803
      @pavelcerny9803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@acuarionohyogaable I used to play 3v5 or 4v4 at least :D love those big battles

  • @dookiestain3591
    @dookiestain3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    True, i played AOE3 for over 5 years and still have no clue what the Aztecs have.

    • @widowmine6306
      @widowmine6306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mak worst nightmare of a french cuirassier spammer ;)

    • @TheAceStriker
      @TheAceStriker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's sad...

    • @jonorm6659
      @jonorm6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cannons are the best counter to them I always find

    • @nybethobdilord6912
      @nybethobdilord6912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Aztec surprisingly have a decent late game. If you allow the Aztec player to get a decent gold economy they can spam Eagle Runner Knights which lose only to skirmishers and artillery. Which are easy to counter with coyote runners and arrow knights.
      Actually ended up beating a French player because of Eagle Runner Knights. Definitely their best unit late game.
      Maces fall off HARD late game due to having no shipment upgrades besides the health bonus. So you gotta switch off of them during the fortress age into Eagle Runner Knights.

    • @CHRISTIANNWO
      @CHRISTIANNWO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Eagle Knight Runners are the backbone of an Aztec army. Combined with jaguars & pikes; they are very formidable.

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    *Ottoman empire*
    Let's see what he says about this civ.
    Ottomans are 1 of 2 breeds:
    1st - They are from a country previously owned by them.
    *Sweats profoundly*

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kronkrian100
      @kronkrian100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@SamuraiRevolution You really nailed the nail on the coffin with this one. I am from Bulgaria and also an active Otto player and my country was under Ottoman rule for nearly 5 hundred years.

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kronkrian100 😎

    • @ubisons6161
      @ubisons6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Hoàng Nguyên I see you everywhere since I watched a Vietnam war video

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ottoman: I'm a new player with the attention span of a fly and I constantly forget to produce more villagers, so Ottomans produce them automatically, which is good for me.

  • @dystopianalphaomega609
    @dystopianalphaomega609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Portugal: for players who look at all the units in the game and decide that the town center is the best offensive unit

    • @furinick
      @furinick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I started playing this game again this year (played as a kid), played as Portugal and was confused
      I'M SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE AS MINI FORTS? HELL YEAH

    • @brianguevara3
      @brianguevara3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Portuguese.... Lets spam..... Fishing ships

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codymiller5468 Bro I never thought that was possible XD

    • @itsdragoman
      @itsdragoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portuguese: you CAN'T hit me (Hello French)

    • @Rtn7789
      @Rtn7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brianguevara3 British civic is the best no one can match them

  • @aussieblackhawk123
    @aussieblackhawk123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    " Germany. Quality over quantity "
    -Koniggratzer Marsch plays in the background -

    • @porky2673
      @porky2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      more like Prussia Glory

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is this word quality? I know what the quantity is, but surely quality is no different.

    • @porky2673
      @porky2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crusader7659 I don't know if your'e being serious or not. But quality is having better and more professional troops over mass quantity best country I can think of in history that explains it well is Prussia around the time of Fredrick the Great.

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Porky I wasn’t being serious, I’m a Russia player

    • @porky2673
      @porky2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@crusader7659 i've just been mega oofed

  • @beorfaq878
    @beorfaq878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    >never played aoe3
    >looks germany
    >killing villagers
    >old good germany

    • @CountlessPWNZ
      @CountlessPWNZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      aoe 3 is based and redpilled

    • @boilerhoer3906
      @boilerhoer3906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *Preussens Gloria intensifies*

    • @hyenalaughingmatter8103
      @hyenalaughingmatter8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      but forced germany into 2 world wars by zionist bankers is more evil :D

    • @sebastianw9749
      @sebastianw9749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      wtf is this 4chan format

    • @badgoy7875
      @badgoy7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hyenalaughingmatter8103 awaken gamers ❤

  • @dububstep
    @dububstep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    I'm getting my horoscope by Age Of Empires memes from here on out

  • @1999DOGA
    @1999DOGA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    5 a.m
    TH-cam algorithm: "Hey random guy makes AoE3 vid you last playes 10 years ago wanna watch?"
    Me: y not

  • @harishsrivathsa835
    @harishsrivathsa835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    True.. When there is a French player, first thing I do is rush at them like a mad man lol

    • @Cthight
      @Cthight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Like germany in WW2

    • @wesleyhsu6659
      @wesleyhsu6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just quit if I see a french player unless someone on my team is a French player to balance.

    • @ligninman
      @ligninman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cthight for good reasons.

    • @mothanabawaneh6455
      @mothanabawaneh6455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ligninman thanks for replying your majesty

    • @fellowkrieger457
      @fellowkrieger457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cthight O man 😂😂

  • @triconex4816
    @triconex4816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    It's been almost 10 years since I played age of empires III for the last time, but I remember I loved playing with Spanish and Portuguese. As Spanish, I produced many tercios and send them just to destroy enemy buildings and then avoid my enemy to have many villagers. As Portuguese, I used the boom strategy due to their many town centers it was quite easy.

  • @VersusThem
    @VersusThem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    The french one cracked me up, I've never related to something so much. What do you mean I can't fix my problems with more Imperial Gendarme? Lemme prepare a one-man army instant invasion with a builder and a stable

    • @aiaunlimited2672
      @aiaunlimited2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish that the Huns in aoe 2 won the battle of the catalaunian plains and ransack the entirety of gaul so fucking Hard, that the french will litterally be destroyed until they simply become more extinct than the dinosaurs of the entire jurrasic era
      and therefore saving us from the terror of french mains and the entire french civilization in this game forever.

    • @daphnegrass9579
      @daphnegrass9579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love I Trained only Gendarme and heavy canons.

    • @firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463
      @firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aiaunlimited2672 sadly for you. We survived.

    • @tbfrstudio5416
      @tbfrstudio5416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aiaunlimited2672 At the same time, France is the best country in the world 😉

    • @giorgiociaravolol1998
      @giorgiociaravolol1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude the french are ridiculous strong. I dismantled the highest difficulty AI in 15 minutes. With every other faction I play I get absolutely fucked. Including the overpowered USA and the fucking annoying ethiopia.

  • @Evangeline.F
    @Evangeline.F 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Yeah, Spain is my favourite. Somehow has something for any type of game plan. Though, I especially love the instant pikes and the Spanish Galleons.

    • @ricardodemarco3486
      @ricardodemarco3486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Evangeline Anovilis The pikemen are no joke, they are anti-cav and have siege bonus, so you don’t really need mortars or cannons for building destroying, so you can skip artillery all together and focus on other units. And in coast maps, a single galleon spamming pikemen right in front of the enemy, raiding houses and halting the economy... ah, gloriosos días los de aquel nuestro Glorioso Imperio...

    • @Evangeline.F
      @Evangeline.F 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ricardodemarco3486 Yeah, you can use them early on with some crossbowmen for Age 2 rushes, but they still are good afterwards, given Spain can upgrade them to tercios. With the right upgrades, they do have a good bit of hp, they end cavalry and as you said, they are annoying as hell for raids. I typically don't forgo field guns for them, given the value of artillery against armies, but once the enemy army got wiped pikes can still make a great spammable unit to send into the enemy base to burn down stuff. Or, as you said, drop a few in a location where the enemy does not expect them and start pillaging.

    • @oom-3262
      @oom-3262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Evangeline.F You can fucking mass them like zergs on the late game, and INSTANTLY create them. This is the closest to damn goths from aoe2 that I've found on aoe3.

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and are the only ones who can get there pikes up to imperial grade level where as the rest can only get up to veterain.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Laughs in Tercios*

  • @steyn1775
    @steyn1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    8:16
    As a Dutchman I am forced to say this to every video where it has ANYTHING to do with the Dutch:
    *G E K O L O N I S E E R D!*

    • @steyn1775
      @steyn1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Johan Jacobs no

    • @stefanstadler4925
      @stefanstadler4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Johan Jacobs Swedish sounds like a Norseman choking on dicks, such an interesting language

    • @shaggydelcart8002
      @shaggydelcart8002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Johan Jacobs thats richt

    • @freakingemu
      @freakingemu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stefan Stadler omg you can’t take a joke do you?

    • @Mubbeleeto
      @Mubbeleeto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freakingemu The dutch guy took offence, in other news, water is wet.

  • @witchking9302
    @witchking9302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    1-Dutch (Because I love turtle strategy and Banks)
    2-Indian (Siege elephants and Sepoys great)
    3-French (Cavalry great and Coureur des Bois)
    4-Ottoman (Artillery Abus Guns and Janissaries very strong and free Settlers )
    5-British (Houses, Cannons and Longbowmens)
    I'm from Turkey. I love you Samurai Revolution. You have best Aoe3 videos in TH-cam.Thanks a lot!

    • @HanzoHimemiya
      @HanzoHimemiya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1.-Japanese(Samurai and Ashigaru Rush and FF)
      2.-German(Uhlans,SettleWagons and Doppelsolder)
      3.-French(CUISSADERS and COURIEUR DES BOIS ONLY)
      4.-Aztecs(COYOTE RUNNER RUSH OR ARROW KNIGHT FF)
      5.-Ottomans(JANNISARIES ONLY,PROBLEM?)

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you my friend!

    • @anirudhviswanathan3986
      @anirudhviswanathan3986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1. Dutch(because who needs vills when banks exist?)
      2. Azzy(because I love to farm boom mid age3 onwards)
      3. China(because why not make everything?!!)

    • @soumavobanerjee8917
      @soumavobanerjee8917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In from India blin

    • @witchking9302
      @witchking9302 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soumavobanerjee8917 Hi bro!

  • @jamie4294
    @jamie4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    lmfao, that French description. Love it

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best one word for a civ!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @fyurerys
      @fyurerys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

    • @grolash6219
      @grolash6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@fyurerys IT'S A =>GAAAAME

    • @hunta3677
      @hunta3677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@fyurerys Russia defeated Sweeds on Poltava fields by quantity(30 000 Sweeds X 75 000 Russians). They also went for quantity in Napoleon wars. In the first Commonwealth-Russian war the russians had two times the size of the opposing Polish-Lithuanian army in the most battles. In the second war, the numbers were 100 000 - 115 000 men for the russians and around 40 000 men for the Polish-Lithuanians. And I think that I don't need to mention that since spring 1943 the russians had around 7 000 000 men on the eastern front while the germans had only 3 400 000(but yeah I know WW2 is not in AOE3 so this propably does not count). You see... the russians won because they had more experienced commanders and significantly more troops than their opponent. So the "stereotype" is actually true in most cases.

    • @Vestolord
      @Vestolord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shit i played years ago and France was my pick. I played them because i'm french Canadian :D

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Sees Russia: Spams troops
    *Flashbacks from HOI, CoH, and literally every other RTS game*

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      **WWII flashbacks**

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Hell March Playing in the distance*
      -Conscript reporting (x500)

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Order 227

    • @deroivano4431
      @deroivano4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HOI Russia: hippity hoppity ur encircled army is now my property

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Papa Ivan always said, the best defense is your dead comrade’s body, and the best offense is his gun your supposed to use when he dies.

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Thats why a Russo-German alliance would be invincible, large quantities accompanied with excellent qualities

    • @hyenalaughingmatter8103
      @hyenalaughingmatter8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yeah thats why the jewish eilte keep them apart. germany+russia would bring world peace

    • @unixboy93
      @unixboy93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hyenalaughingmatter8103 or make polish people sweat their pants XD

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me, a half Pole: (nods from experience)

    • @samfranklin659
      @samfranklin659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hyenalaughingmatter8103 Hehe! Glad to see a fellow redpilled here 😂👍🏻

    • @purpletylenol7787
      @purpletylenol7787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In reall life thooooooo

  • @VoltigeurGT
    @VoltigeurGT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    My fav is France, and not because how easy it is to play with it, but because I was into French history, Napoleon etc. back in the days when I started playing AoE3, so I wanted to see how accurate the game was. And it happens that I really enjoyed France and I still do, although I very much enjoy playing every other civ in the game. It’s just that France is the closest to my heart if you know what I mean ;D 👍

    • @yuribezmenovthegreat4705
      @yuribezmenovthegreat4705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made a caribbean map hyperrrealistic if you have gameranger you can test it i made it with my hands

    • @alistairt7544
      @alistairt7544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Every strategy game I've played, like EU3, Civ, Vikky 2, CK 2, etc, my first pick is always France. I'm a big Francophile so it's my go-to country. I do play other civs too, but I keep going back to France 💙🤍💗

    • @VoltigeurGT
      @VoltigeurGT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alistairt7544 My guy 👍

    • @alexgrip8813
      @alexgrip8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *My (true) italian and imaginary german bloodline*: boils

    • @goddamndoor
      @goddamndoor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah I getcha I main Japan since I started playing just because it felt funny to act as an absolute weeb.

  • @eziostone1109
    @eziostone1109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    0:48 *Aztec players love been weird XD*
    Greetings from Mexico XD

  • @vibecheck4623
    @vibecheck4623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Team A) Aztec and India vs
    Team b) ottomans and China
    Know That's something something you would like to witness

    • @MarkhasSteelfort
      @MarkhasSteelfort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is there a reason for Ottomans written with small case letter?

    • @vibecheck4623
      @vibecheck4623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MarkhasSteelfort no reason at all what are you getting at ?

    • @xesclavijo7522
      @xesclavijo7522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      China is rubbish. No ofense

    • @vibecheck4623
      @vibecheck4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @stevie yanuza then I would kindly but firmly tell them go play another game that caters to there sensitivity

  • @Morgan_Black
    @Morgan_Black 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    A friend of mine called his French explorer "French are op, pls fix". This proved him right.

  • @s0u7th13f
    @s0u7th13f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Leads with Russia and is on point: "I'd be worried but my 200 Strelets keep me quite comfortable behind these 3 forts"

    • @oom-3262
      @oom-3262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I used to play russians until I noticed spanish can literally instantly create archaic units with like 1 or 2 cards and some minor upgrades. Who wants strelets when you can have instant tercios and crossbows (YES not joking when you literally vomit them out instantly they are very decent)

    • @brendangolledge8312
      @brendangolledge8312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@oom-3262 I am a russian player and I usually use muskets, sometimes along with cannons and cavalry. Occasionally grenadiers are interesting too. Strelets aren't good in the late game because they use population so inefficiently because they are so weak. Sometimes I don't get them in age 2 either because they are so easily killed by cavalry. I always use muskets but only sometimes strelets along with them. You get get more power on the board at at time with a stronger unit. One of my favorite tricks though was to do an age 2 rush, switch to eco after sending in some resource crates and military units, spam strelets while going to age 3, then use the card to change strelets into muskets (this saves you a couple thousand resources if you have more than 100 strelets when the change happens), then ship a cannon shipment. So it is a fast age 2 rush followed up 5-10 minutes later with +100 veteran muskets and cannons. Then I build 3 town centers and get 99 villies before my musket and cannon army is dead, if it fails to finish them off.

    • @kahlernygard809
      @kahlernygard809 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brendangolledge8312 I used to beat high ranking players with that strat back in the day

  • @tedi7103
    @tedi7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "The dutch don't care about winning, because they're playing dutch" feelsbadman

  • @tdjohnson72373
    @tdjohnson72373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Ottomans are players who can't/don't want to multitask fighting and creating vills

  • @endo4137
    @endo4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Portuguese description accurate, can confirm. I dont even build any military unit until age 3. Only after i get attacked. Though that sometimes messes me up

  • @AzoiatheCobra
    @AzoiatheCobra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Portuguese on Himalayas: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
    @FaithfulOfBrigantia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My favourite civ is Portugal.
    Yes, just because I'm Portuguese.

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha I love it!

    • @xesclavijo7522
      @xesclavijo7522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jajajaja la mía es España. No sé por qué...

    • @caualongshanks
      @caualongshanks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i like portugal because im brazilian. lmfao

    • @Auspexel
      @Auspexel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eu não entendia os portugueses no aoe até jogar da primeira idade

    • @ahmetmuratcelik6806
      @ahmetmuratcelik6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favourite civ is Portuguese. Because i love playing around the sea and the Portuguese player in this video is literally me lol. I'm not Portuguese btw

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    9:15 the Agra Fort has the Spanish Imperial Flag, lol

  • @LudwigvanBeethoven2
    @LudwigvanBeethoven2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Japanese Samurai: Destroys everyone around him with one Leg swing
    Russian Oprichnik: deal mortar damage against buildings

  • @RealLifeW0rld
    @RealLifeW0rld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    You basically nailed out why Great Britain is my fav civ 😂😂
    Their booming, settlers, manor houses and especially how op the Empire was in reality.
    *Rule Britannia* 🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Certainly enjoyed Indian hospitality for 200+ years with the booming🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @cademorgan5225
      @cademorgan5225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Virtual Shastra technically it was only 90 years

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cademorgan5225 No Sir, technically or non technically, even if a Brit had a cup of tea in India, he's enjoying the Indian hospitality...so it's been around more than 200 yrs I guess that Brits have enjoyed the curry in India😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ABVS.
      @ABVS. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cademorgan5225 Yeah you can say that the queen and administration enjoyed it for just around 90 yrs..but Brits man.....your love for curry began way back🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @aarongross8814
      @aarongross8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like playing GB just so I can revolt and form America

  • @migukmoonpark4312
    @migukmoonpark4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My favorite civ is the Circle of Ossus. They were this close to becoming immortal and ruling the world.

  • @heinrichvonbolkengrad6139
    @heinrichvonbolkengrad6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I died at "they are using blitzkrieg on every match"🤣🤣

  • @kaiserkiefer1760
    @kaiserkiefer1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I loved playing as Germany. They feel like a mini boss faction. They are hard to play as and harder to fight against.

  • @thibs2837
    @thibs2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:10 English person raging and crying against 🇫🇷 France 🇫🇷 cavalry. 1453 colorized.

    • @scapingby
      @scapingby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's not english?

    • @moutan100
      @moutan100 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      english longbowman lost to new french canons not the cav. longbows slaughtered french cavs in many battles

  • @wholesomebaker5410
    @wholesomebaker5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Last time I played this game was 5-6 years ago but here I am watching this video. By the way Brits were the best

  • @sharadowasdr
    @sharadowasdr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Honestly I played the Turks for the bombards. I love the sound of cannons in the morning xD

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I picked Russian because i could spam motherfucking Tchaikovsky's Overture during a rush and yeah...

    • @KleinerGrenadier
      @KleinerGrenadier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I can hear the sound of the bombards
      My victory is insured"

  • @doppelstarker5915
    @doppelstarker5915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When you understand how well was the game tested : russians cannot have 13 blockhouses

  • @frankficcle7081
    @frankficcle7081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    0:03 "conscript reporting"
    Whoops, wrong game.

  • @johannestzimiskes2524
    @johannestzimiskes2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    as a Britain player I fully support the description especially about honourable fighting.

  • @benjaminheadlee8485
    @benjaminheadlee8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I LOVE the Sioux. I like to play with 20 minute treaties so that I have time to make a group of dog soldiers. 🤠

  • @AhmedKhaled-wc3kh
    @AhmedKhaled-wc3kh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ottoman player here... I have to say yeah... the cavalry is pretty OP, but I like the turtle strat with them cuz of the great f.kin bombard... and of course the broken as hell janassery abus combo

  • @theycallmeuslessness808
    @theycallmeuslessness808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This Video is komplettly true. There is no better feeling than rushing tons of "Imperiale Ulans" and overrun the enemy of the Deutsches Reich in litterly seconds. Für Gott und das Vaterland und für den Kaiser!!!

    • @michaelw7722
      @michaelw7722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Regards from Germany :)

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I've literally never played AoE3 ever. I thought this was an AoE2 video.
    Still loved it.

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!! Welcome

    • @satyakisil4289
      @satyakisil4289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Khmer sucks.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@satyakisil4289 They need a buff.

    • @satyakisil4289
      @satyakisil4289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor Yes, they need Thumb Ring or something.

    • @p3ms87
      @p3ms87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same... im playing aoe2 now.

  • @greencheek
    @greencheek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was great!
    I started out playing with Brit but because of your videos, I’ve developed all the civs, basically trying out decks or strats I see in your videos! Aztecs are a current favorite at the moment cuz of that skull knight rush vid you did with danzil.
    Love the content man, keep it up!

  • @dap2983
    @dap2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That feel when Sioux and French are your favorite civs.

  • @notazombie...notatall8577
    @notazombie...notatall8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "They love seeing players frustrated when they can't break their base that consists only of a few units and a tower"
    So true tho 😂😭

  • @rentabullet4048
    @rentabullet4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Well you got me on the ottoman one! Fellow Turkish patriot here :D

  • @DPWrepublic
    @DPWrepublic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    what your fav civ says about you :
    (short version)
    1. Brits = you love villagers
    2. Sioux = you love horses
    3. French = you love horses with pistols
    4. German = you love fancy horses
    5. Spain = you love black horses
    6. Ottoman = you love to rush your military at all cost
    7. Russia = you love army in huge numbers
    8. Dutch = you think you're Rothschild family
    9. Protugal = you like to spam city centers
    10. Mohawk = you love stealth
    11. Aztec = you love bunch of infantries with fancy names
    12. China = you love junk ship
    13. India = you love big badass elephants
    14. Japan = you're villagers too lazy to hunt (land) animals

  • @LORDMEHMOODPASHA
    @LORDMEHMOODPASHA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've played as the Ottomans for years (At least 10) but all I ever do is "Turtle", I don't think I've ever rushed once in my life....I guess in the words of John Green from crash course history...."I'm the exception"
    Queue the Mongols err Turks.

  • @54oguzz
    @54oguzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love Portugal, i love multiple kills with organ guns, i love goon Spam.

  • @moorebro2345
    @moorebro2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are correct about the british it is main to have as many villagers as you can

  • @PANIC61513
    @PANIC61513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Never has there been a video more accurate. Wow. You need to make more content like this... how about a video entitled "10 Different Type of AoE Players". E.g. The guy that won't ready up until the teams are perfectly balanced or the guy that can only rush and refuses to do anything else, or the guy that is super cocky, starts to lose, lambasts his teammates and then resigns, etc.

  • @trekt9641
    @trekt9641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I Like the habsburgs
    What does this Tell?
    I Like wol and OP civs

    • @jonorm6659
      @jonorm6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh boy so do I. Habsburg is quality over quantity

    • @TeaDrinkingColonist
      @TeaDrinkingColonist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and incest

    • @radianceJR
      @radianceJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the most gold costing civ

    • @revoltaiignoto3881
      @revoltaiignoto3881 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radianceJR On the other hand, once you choose to marry your daughter with some holland dude, an get to imperial age, even spaming all out armies of dopplesoldner wont make a flinch in your endless supply of gold.

  • @WhatsaMOUN
    @WhatsaMOUN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dutch max bank with mercenaries is op especially with mamalukes

  • @koppanyherko464
    @koppanyherko464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, just wow!Love this video (as every other video of yours) and I'm kinda India-main if there's a term like that, and imo India is the lamest when u boom with Karni mata colonial, super cheap TCs, 2 Mango grove in base with karni mata, etc.Then u hit imp eventually and spam the hell out of ur opponent with maxed out mahouts, gurkhas and exp tigers.Oh and also gotta love the opponent's walls down, cease, slowly march in their eco and use taunt 16 (I'm in ur base, killing ur dudes) part!That's the best about India!

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha thank you! I love the honesty...so true though!

  • @ilhamrizki4011
    @ilhamrizki4011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As Player of Dutch and India, This is So Accurate

  • @williamayton3148
    @williamayton3148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great video dude.
    I'm glad that even after so long, you've stayed committed to making different content out there.
    I know for a fact you'll do great when AOEIV realeases. =)

  • @andy_mir
    @andy_mir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't expect the Dutch description be so nieche and accurate. Thank you.

  • @yearslate9349
    @yearslate9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He's gonna say Russians love spam, I know it."
    *Russia & spam*
    "Knew it."
    Anyways, nice video. :p Honestly, I play Russia because I like setting up an area of the map as my own and defending it. I've always been more fond of quality over quantity too, but losing troops makes me sort of freeze up- with Russia, losing troops is so inevitable that I do a better job of replacing them and fuss far less over each lost unit.

  • @GaiusJuliusCaesarYT
    @GaiusJuliusCaesarYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very nice Video! Greetings from Germany and a Great Britan Player

  • @AngelCanseco1
    @AngelCanseco1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol that rage quit vs the aztecs

    • @MadMamluk88
      @MadMamluk88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guess Samurai really wasn't worth that dude's time

  • @samppiii
    @samppiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i've played with ottomans non-stop for over 3 years and still rush till 4th age and then start building things and training army

  • @TheJawesomeOne
    @TheJawesomeOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Germany one is too true for me XD
    I never got any of the expansions tho, great vid

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you!

    • @fyurerys
      @fyurerys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SamuraiRevolution Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

    • @SamuraiRevolution
      @SamuraiRevolution  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fyurerys it's in the video game man. We are not talking about real life here lol.

    • @Churly25
      @Churly25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fyurerys you dumb, honestly

    • @photocide17
      @photocide17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fyurerys You're stupid.

  • @LocoLT
    @LocoLT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lelz, now i understand why france and japan are my two favorite civilitions.
    It wasn’t a coincidence after all.

  • @Joshuamrsnrub325
    @Joshuamrsnrub325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When ur a french player who never uses the op cav but still win ;)

  • @dimonmedvedka4205
    @dimonmedvedka4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eagle Runner Knight has no known counter? What?
    Eagle Runner Knight is a substitute for ranged cavalry, countered by heavy and long range infantry. Coyote runner is a substitute for heavy cavalry, countered by heavy infantry and ranged cavalry.

  • @yugoslavianweeb8007
    @yugoslavianweeb8007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My favourite civilization is Great Britain but I fight like the Russians.
    Literally musketeers all in lines ready to fire.

  • @bloodykenshiro8218
    @bloodykenshiro8218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very funny video. As a Japan player I'm painfully aware of the things you humorously pointed out. Spot on analyses.

  • @ChickyChac
    @ChickyChac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    unless you've been in a cave your whole life and play offline, then you would absolutely know how accurate this is. And oh yea... treaty players XD don't get me started with them

  • @steelhammer3922
    @steelhammer3922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I play French but use mostly skirmishers with artillery as backup. I usually bring a small squad of cavalry to snipe high value targets (like cannons and daimyos), go attack buildings while the skirmishers buy time, and harass weakpoints in enemy formations.

  • @mdmahbubulalam2170
    @mdmahbubulalam2170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    True...when i used to play as russia my mind was like lets see how far can u keep the fight on as im sending endless streletsy and musketeers at you.or when i play as ottoman just jennissaries and great bombards....we are gonna blow everything away in one punch.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You were bang on about Brit players since I'm one myself. Though I rely more on naval power, especially when I can take villagers to small islands and make house islands with towers and/or a fort. Plus a massive land force attacking at the enemys front whilst the ships will bombard their base from behind.
    The Dutch, Spanish, Japanese and Aztecs are fun for me too.

  • @mart3275
    @mart3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Very funny video but most of these are facts XD

    • @TheHalz
      @TheHalz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are one stupid fuck

    • @photocide17
      @photocide17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheHalz lol

  • @Vincrand
    @Vincrand 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    British livestock economy, Spain's Lancer and the Sioux Rifle Rider could get a bit more of a mention. I'll explain shortly why.
    -British lifestock: lifestock in general gathers fast, but needs an investment, which isn't worth it. The British however can collect 300% faster, which collect insanely fast.
    -Spain's Lancer has unlike most other heavy cav a defense bonus vs ranged. This combined with their overall good stats makes them very strong. In a 1v1 face off they can even beat dragoons (if they are not micro managed to hit and run).
    -Sioux Rifle Rider: a dragoon unit with also a bonus vs heavy infantry and capable of deleting arty even faster than oher dragoons. The only units not getting shred by them are light infantry, which isn't made that often in the later ages.

  • @uluomu
    @uluomu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Time for an updated version of this in aoe3 DE! With the two new civs and buffed/nerfed old civs

  • @algorythmico
    @algorythmico 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mexicans from Wars of Liberty mod:
    - Free pistoleros/outlaws with each researched technology (highly effective raiders which you will automatically use since they use so much population)
    - Soldaderas (anti cav infantry) can heal.
    - Stupidly high hp for insurgentes (regular infantry).
    - Explorer can build three different presidios from which you can train settlers and soldiers.
    - Farmable XP from Generales if put on a capitol (Generales also function as an overpowered spy which can set fires).
    - XP overtime from houses (early shipment).
    They're just the perfect definition for turtling and winning but a bit op imo

  • @comradeametrine3778
    @comradeametrine3778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As an Ottoman player from somewhere not previously Ottoman... totally on point. lol Edit: and then I lost my shit when also Portugal was accurate.
    Well played

  • @CHRISTIANNWO
    @CHRISTIANNWO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Russia: Rush quick, rush hard!
    Aztecs: Blooooooooood!
    Ottomans: Bombs, bombs, bombs!
    Sioux: Raid & pillage!
    British: For Great Britain!
    Portugal: Attack, run, repeat
    France: Build tons of Cuirassiers
    Japan: Build houses, make soldiers, sneak that horse in.
    Germany: Crush thy enemy with sheer power!
    Iroquois: Tomahawk your opponent; never use the ram
    China: when #'s don't triumph, make more #'s
    Dutch: Money, money, moneeeeey!
    India: Build a great fortress, build great elephants.
    Spain: Pikes & missionaries for the win!

  • @raymondnickolas608
    @raymondnickolas608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a ottoman and french user you nailed this. I have no shame lmao

  • @abcd-yg2rx
    @abcd-yg2rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to play above all with French. With the edict of Nantes and the upgrade that speeds cavalry production up, if you have enough gold, you can produce one curaissier per second and a lot of them within short time

  • @harryvee
    @harryvee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the french description was the perfect much for a friend that i have, that playes ONLY FKING FRANCE FOR THOSE DAMN REASONS!!!

  • @seanwoodgate5335
    @seanwoodgate5335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Within a single match yesterday about half your descriptions were confirmed: Aztec wtf infantry, Sioux doing his own thing, Dutch (myself) not happy about rushing but following the Ottoman into the early battle while the British guy stayed home and spammed houses.

  • @yasarekin
    @yasarekin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually started playing france because a friend was being annoying as japan and frances good eco vils and good skirmishers made sure if he failed at rushing me I would russia him with skirmish some musk and cav and out eco him by a large margin
    Edit: Also some culverins so ı can snipe fire arrows

  • @sazechs_451
    @sazechs_451 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:07 Your hatred makes us stronger
    Edit : you say that, but were fangirling over them quite a bit on the video you used as background ;)

  • @juanmijangos8891
    @juanmijangos8891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now one of Wars of Liberty mod civs.

  • @helena8465
    @helena8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My fav civs were the Russians (I'm part Ukrainian, closest thing I could get) and the Portuguese. I loved spamming halberdiers and cassadors. I loved the Portuguese so much I used to make songs with their settler quotes and sing them when I was playing with my imaginary friends (I was an elementary school kid, what can I say?). I watched a Brazilian drama years later and immediately remembered "vo fazer" from AOE 3. It's been years since I've played! Brings back memories...

  • @fernandokurniawan4079
    @fernandokurniawan4079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For me,
    1. French
    2. Prussia
    3. Japan
    4. British
    5. Spanish

  • @squamiger7720
    @squamiger7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    china - a normal day means 5 different control groups in fortress (skirm, changdao, cav, musk, artillery)

  • @weisscheiss2613
    @weisscheiss2613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is true we use Blitzkrieg in every match in every game !!!!

  • @Colourfrog626
    @Colourfrog626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dont no how common it was but i played ottams for the free villages to make a mega economy and rushed for the janissary, great bombard death ball and i pretty much never lost

  • @VonKrauzer
    @VonKrauzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Since the days of Red Alert 2, which are early 2000s, I love rushing. The faster you rush the better. That was my strategy in C&C Generals ZH, that was my rule of a thumb in HoMM games, that was my prefered strategy in AoE2. The faster you attack, the sooner you win. It's risky, but if successful it pays of so much more. And Ottomans were my fav civ since the first day when I got the game. What's not to love about them? Incredibly strong economy, very powerful units, mosque techs that send you 3(!) great bombards! They are my go to civ, always have been and always will be. Russia and Germany though are close second. One just cannot dislike Russia and its human wave spam, it's always fun no matter what. On the pther hand, Germany needs lots of skill and micro, but those ulhan raids... They are very satisfying indeed.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta keep blitzing.

  • @wansdich
    @wansdich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, you're description of the French player going sometimes Japan is spot on!
    That's exactly me!

  • @demonking86420
    @demonking86420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How much Uhlans you have
    Germany: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE

    • @obiwankenobi785
      @obiwankenobi785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nein* moron

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obiwankenobi785 if I said nein then the answer doesn't connect to the question in the joke you dolt

  • @jivenfields
    @jivenfields 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make one on WOL

  • @unstoppablestreletsy1624
    @unstoppablestreletsy1624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Try doing this for Wars of Liberty next. Will be curious about what you have to say.

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The clip of the British settler building a manor while a war was ongoing, is accurate.

  • @lucenildofilho5710
    @lucenildofilho5710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how Russia plays, cause spamming is kinda easy, and because of *COMMUNISM* 😜

  • @lemon_soup1934
    @lemon_soup1934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been playing France in AoE3 for about 2 years and I don't cav rush, but I know people who do. You might actually be surprised to see I build more defenses than cav.

  • @rowuomiimakori
    @rowuomiimakori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ottoman Settlers: It's free.

  • @edgarroberto3451
    @edgarroberto3451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really good and creative video... you should keep doing "interesting and wierd things about civs" videos non-stop :D