If I ever walked into my son's room, and discovered that he had transformed into a very small, old man, with spaghetti arms and a drinking problem, I'd probably leave and never come back. Little man is 65 now, he will be fine on his own.
"I think I can get behind this game. And by get behind, I mean throw it down into the deepest hole, and bury it forever, and then toss it into the pits of hell, so that it can burn for all eternity, and I'll sacrifice it to the various gods..."
prєttч cєnѕσrєd no what's weird would be having a baby that looks like poopie and has a very weird sugesstive look on his face when thinking about his milk 2:53
When I was about four or five I had the strength to carve a pumpkin. My mother gave me a knife and I started stabbing the pumpkin saying "Stab it stab it stab it". We have it on an old home movie tape.
I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!!! And I’m pretty sleep deprived and when you are things that are funny become 100000000000 times more funny
I think that “baby” is actually a short man pretending to be a baby
I believe its a demon
Have you watched little man?
@@GG11VR never heard of it
So it’s mark
the epitome of markiplier
Imagine seeing this arm coming from a baby at the park. I would never return
If I ever walked into my son's room, and discovered that he had transformed into a very small, old man, with spaghetti arms and a drinking problem, I'd probably leave and never come back. Little man is 65 now, he will be fine on his own.
Jan lmao😂
Peridot Bby what the fuck
LOL
SuperJanGames I died of laughter reading your comment 😂😂😂😂
I'd think I'd use a shrink ray to shrink the arm 🤣
This was the wrong video to watch before bed. Thank you possessed baby clip
Harley Reed ikr
Harley Reed ikr
Harley Reed butt muhah
Ikr that scared me
Yepp
Who else remembers doing this as a baby
Gary Girrafe my favorite part of being a baby. Grabbing a cold one with the boys.
Mary Ivey
Yeah, the good days
Only Satan's kids will remember
Definitely
Yeah I remember NORMALLY getting up and taking the bottle of HOLY WATER. AWAY YOU UNHOLY HEATHEN
"I think I can get behind this game. And by get behind, I mean throw it down into the deepest hole, and bury it forever, and then toss it into the pits of hell, so that it can burn for all eternity, and I'll sacrifice it to the various gods..."
the pic of the baby scared the sh*t out of me.........I also had the video full screen....
Oakwood Sky's same
Oakwood Sky's i was on mobile and the full sound ×_× ITS SO SCARY DUDE I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN AND THAT FACE WILL BE PRINTED IN MY MIND D'=
Oakwood Sky's I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
same, I was so surprised
I laughed.
Thanks for the the jump scare I really needed that.
Cade Zinza where is the img from tho
OMG ITS NOT SCARY
Deebz Z where is it?
yeah
The jumpscare is from a movie called demonic toys
Its Jake the dog from adventure time but a baby human
Will you are totally right XD
Jake a fin messed around a little.
Its if he got his powers back from the witch but not his original body
adventure time
come on grab your friends
we’re going to very distant lands
with Finn the dog and Jake the Human
the fun never ends its adventure time
adventure time
come on grab your friends
we’re going to very distant lands
with Finn the dog and Jake the Human
the fun never ends its adventure time
"Do not laugh at me like that you freaky baby bitch"
*Inserts a scarring picture of a photoshopped baby*
Potatoz N' Bleach It scared the shit outta me
Potatoz N' Bleach *DO NOT COPY MY COMMENT YOU THIEVING BITCH CHILD!*
#im a Markiplite+ ..?
the clapping sound got me screaming TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES everytime
Iris Fattorini me😂
Iris Fattorini it's a whip
The new cereal
"Ouch kabibbles!"
Complete with nails!
that creepy baby picture ruined any chances of me sleeping tonight
Black Lightning the song's dope though
What song is it? I love it, but I've never gotten the name so I can't look it up anywhere!
walter greens it's called hard scary hip-hop beat
Black Lightning dude same it fuckin 12 at night and now i will not sleep well tonight
Black Lightning i watched this at midnight
That thumbnail face is legendary.
In the immortal words of Danny Sexbang, "THAT BABY IS NOT A BABY!"
0:58
I can’t stop listening to it he had the perfect tone of voice
👌
Blue Amethyst
Im sorry, was that supposed to be scary?
*how dare mark disrespect slenderman's long armed spawn...*
lol
lol
lol
lol
Who the heck had a kid with Slender?
HE EATS KIDS!!!
"That baby looks ancient"
HuskyGirl_ 1:01 freaky baby bitch
_That's an arm only a mother could love_
Why?... I see you on every animators channel...
You're taking over the comment sections!
DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
that arm was Boneless :D
FroyoHead Animation not even a mother
FroyoHead Animation why do you always get top comment?
1:02 that is the scariest thing ever
The origin of the Janitor from Little Nightmares.
InvaderNAV so true XD
Grant Fuchs omg saaame!
😂 That was perfectly accurate.
InvaderNAV SO DAMN ACCURATE!!!! :O
InvaderNAV I thought I was the only one who thought that lol
"WHAT IS WRONG.... WITH THAT BABY! THAT BABY IS NOT OK"
-markiplier 2017
DanIsNotOnFire Fan when you see an ufly baby
DanIsNotOnFire Fan ehem excuse me it's actually: "THAT BABY IS NOT RIGHT!"
DanIsNotOnFire Fan i will leave a like but next time *finger guns*
1:00 HOLY SHIT WHAT DA FUQ!!!
screw you mark......that was a good one.....
... Da Hell
I think this counts as a horror game.
I second this statement.
ChewbaccaTheJedi agreed
Is... is that a bottle of Mountain Dew Red??
Forget that, there's a beer bottle on the bottom left!
i think thats coke
@@OMORI_BRAINR0T what type
XD
Green to activate, red to deactivate!
*"Do yOu hAvE mOuInTaIn DeW rEd?!?!"*
Dr. Pepper because mountain dew is for neckbeard fortnite virgins
Markiplier just marked his mark with a marker marked by marks from said marker
+youtuber obsessed jess Should I *MARK* you absent then?
Luis Merchan oh, oh mu god
Luis Merchan that is so funny. I tried to say this really fast and I got it but failed several times before getting it right.
i can't believe he still uses that face for thumbnails... xD
so I haven't watched mark in a few months and I'm serious that I had a tear in my eye at the intro
Mark: " Just shattering my baby bones"
Me: **Deku?**
No
*_Yes_*
No luffy
This baby's the janitor from Little Nightmares
that dose make sence
Mekeo Gaming or as I call him the expander of dongs
Astral Alley
Funny thing is you looked for that. 😂
Dunno what that is, but that baby is a Little Nightmare.
1:02 lol wtf😂😂😂
That freaked me out man.
Heroic Wolf Watch the Baby laugh evily And Ur nose start to tinkle a little (Maybe need to watch it a few times)
Edit: Put Ur face on the screen
Joshua Harland lol
Keiron GT man my eyes i putted my face on the screen and man my eyes
Heroic Wolf lol
4:00 sounded like squidward
???sans why???
WAHHHH
XD
“Luffy, you ARE the father!”
Sure explains the rubber like consistency of the babies arm..
Yuki Yodoshi Ayyy
1:02 why mark? i shit brix
Hetalia - Spaghetti HAH...no.
Medo Dodo I did to
I found it funny as fuck
yeah its soo funny xD
DUDE. I was on *bleeping* fullscreen too O.O
When the baby has seen more sh*t than you...
you are so cute and pretty💖💖💖😘😘❤💜💜💜❤❤😘😘😘😘😘💖💖💖
ACSilvereye I dunno, I've seen a lot of sh*t....
AspiringArtist what??
AspiringArtist And that baby is one of them.
ACSilvereye true
mark crying like a baby is my new aesthetic
"Smooth, Snakelike, Penile motion"
It's not supposed to be snakelike, senpai.
Please see a doctor.
Kayla Halder
That depends on the man.
Oh
It's Mr Fantastic's baby, Mark. See? It all makes sense.
doodly do trying to grab the bottle doodly do dodging the door doodly do THAT DOESNT LOOK RIGHT
OH BOY.
I WAS FULLSCREEN AND THE BABY IN BEGINNING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
pastel birb Ditto.
does this arm look normal to you?
*looks at thumbnail*
Yes..
A fine example of Mark not reading important instructions.
That baby looked like he started smoking 😂
Markiplier needs to go to grandma's house for some stretchy fun
7:14 sounds like something an alien would say the movie Home
THAT BABY IS NOT OKAY!!!! Markiplier-2017
woman: hElLo yEs I wOuLd LiKe To OrDeR a BoNeLeSs BaBy
Gamer Twins Tf kind of baby? and 2 liter milk broke, we got 1 liter tho
bAby maChINe BRoKe
Plot Twist: *That's...no... Baby*
dunh, dunh, duuuuuuuuuunh...
I imagined Johnny Cage from MK 9 saying that.
Is that weird? I hope it is.
When Mark was bringing back the bottle and made a weird baby cry, who just kept on replaying it while laughing?
Me
Thanx for that devil baby... i was just going to sleep...
Finnishmanni ikr
Finnishmanni same
Finnishmanni I was to... but now I'm not
I'm fine, though. Gees. The uncanny valley frightens people so much. It's ridiculous.
Me too bro me too
Please do an animation of this. It'll be Hilarious
This baby needs some milk
you don't say 😂
HE NEED SOME *MALK*
1:02 all babies in a nutshell
This must be the prequel to ARMS.
Timothy Fair Arms has more ass.
my mom and sister left me to go to a movie and then I saw that Mark uploaded another great video. so now im not sad anymore
#im a Markiplite lol
Markimoopers' gotchu covered!
babyplier is back once again
1:02
Really mark. Its 2 in the morning (middle of the night) when I'm watching this and its pitch black.
Joefus Games
That's the best time to watch Lazy Masquerade!!
Watching this at 2 at night with booming fireworks and full screen on a Surface Pro...
I done shit myself to the devil baby😳
OML same except on big screen TV X3
1:03 so charming,,, haha,,,
neru walter I'm on your side
Phillip Perrotte thank you
Same
THX
1:00 that baby made me throw my phone than my mom threw a Gatorade at me.... double jumpscare
Monkey D. Luffy: "That arm looks normal to me!"
1:02 O_O
Avameem I was expecting that 😂 was I the only one expecting that? 😂
Avameem fffffffffuck youuuuuuuuuu
Avameem qq
Avameem
I KNOW RIGHT?!?
Undertale Remixes why did u say that?
"Don't laugh at me you freaking baby bitch" Kmsl that was funny 😂😂😂
You think that having a really long, snake like arm is weird? When I was a baby, I'd ram my head into the door every time my dad left for work.
prєttч cєnѕσrєd no what's weird would be having a baby that looks like poopie and has a very weird sugesstive look on his face when thinking about his milk 2:53
That's just asking for brain problems
😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
prєttч cєnѕσrєd I yelled Yiyo until my parents turned on "the night of the living dead". I was less than one
When I was about four or five I had the strength to carve a pumpkin. My mother gave me a knife and I started stabbing the pumpkin saying "Stab it stab it stab it". We have it on an old home movie tape.
Mark: It's gonna be real tight, real tight
Me: That's what she said!!
Fuck you man
O U C H K U B I B B L E S
Hajhajaajjajaahahahahahaha
Lol 0:58
Mr Alien xD
Yup
That made me scoot back from my screen a bit...
Hahahahahahahahah it's funny isn't it?
xDDDD
You mean it's like SNAKE!?
0:00 yeah totally normal arm 👍
Yeah totally normal
😁hi!
at 1:00 jump scare, cover your eyes if your a scaredy cat like me! :)
Scouty Spectator ;D it is not even that scary
it's to late for me
Whenever I see a scary face, I close my eyes, relax,
And imagine a Markimoo mouth on that face saying *WOOF*
I found it funny
Too late :(
I love your videos Mark, you have helped me through my depression I still have it but you and Sean have been helping me cope with it, thank you
(In edups voice) I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn
LoganDaCarr Depression is not funny
Archieonic - Daily Gaming Warehouse :)
Stay strong! We all believe in you!
Thats what they all say "ohh i have a depression im so sad i watch you vids everyday now im happy" BITCH STFU
Sleep
Eat
Markiplier
Repeat
S.E.M.R.
Everyone hates the creepy baby but I love it
Slithario? Really Mark? That's good, tho, imma call it that now😂
This is obviously normal
if i had long arms i would just bang in someones room saying ''WAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPP!!! PEOPLE!!!''
the face u make when ur mom comes home with candy 1:00
1:02
That thumbnail is 10/10 ! 👌👌👌👊
The baby is like jake the dog but he's human
JAKE THE HUMAN AND FINN THE DOG
Sofia Crew that... is a surprisingly... good... description
The child of octodad dadlyest cach
I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!!! And I’m pretty sleep deprived and when you are things that are funny become 100000000000 times more funny
4:06
Me: *_JARATE!!!!_*
*WARNING*
jump scare at 1:00
Fans aren't early
They're on time
This joke is older than this channel.
I'm late
That baby arm! It's like the pizza worm game on my old Nokia! 😂😂
Good stuff! 👍
that baby is not okay (i promise)
1:05 tho
Happy 4th of July from HK!!!!!
"Hey man drink up!" *arm extending* "don't leave me hanging!"
Thanks for the nightmares ;-;
_JacobRocks03playz _ lol
Roses are litty
Violets are pretty
team 10 is shitty
England is my city
-Nick Crompton
Jambo Wrong vid bruh but still laughing
*NOW*
Jambo ENGLAND IS MY CITY OMG HAVE YOU SEEN DAZ REACT TO IT'S EVERYDAY BRO
Team 10 is not shitty
Matthew A can be
You are my favorite TH-cam in the wold
world*
Todd *youTuber
The many times that mark says “WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT BABY!” 😂
that is some weird she-ite mang.
1:02. wth
Hi
Mark:wtf is wrong whith that baby
Me:wow
1:01 THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
dat baby.....
*HE NEED SUM MILK*
Great new horror game lol
You need to play PAPERS PLEASE Mark!!!!!😂
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
LM’s Roger The Janitor as a child: