Only 1 bad review on Rotten Tomatoes “The only good thing about it is the fact it’s only 75 minutes long. To make up for the laughable running time, it has the slowest scroll of end credits that I’ve ever seen. Especially since there were like 20 people involved in making it.” Who would’ve thought they tried to rip off FNAF especially considering the reviews for that one were not good at all
I saw the Poster and had a major laugh, and was like this looks like it would be a Campy Delight, but than I saw the Trailer and was like uhh, umm, this might be one of those cases where I gotta draw the line. Thank God for The Snob indeed!
Fellow ShowBiz Pizza Birthday Party veteran here. I still come across some of the pictures in photo albums and some of them look like the shite they base creepypastas off of 😂 The forced smiles, the animatronic hand resting on your shoulder uncomfortably close to your neck, the thousand yard stare of the animatronic itself… Good times!
This is like the third impact of bizarre videos to come out of the FNAF movie: First it was seing brad review a Five nights at Freddy's movie after having been around to see the damn thing begin back in 2014, second it was Doug Walker talking about FNAF, and now its realizing that we could very well get a whole series of Cinema snob episodes that are gonna have to mention it too. I also love that I can kinda tell that this is absolutely another movie that was going to have pinhead slapped into it with the whole "sacrifice" plot.
Wait… if that scene on the steps at the end is 2 weeks later… why do they look like they just got out of the fight a few minutes ago? 😂 Like yeah the injuries would still be pretty fresh and they’d look scuffed up but that looks like it JUST happened
This movie would be 10% less stupid if the main character would have been something other than a cop. It would still be a bad movie but at least there'd be less frustration.
0:50- I'm still waiting for a full version of that Bambi live action remake starring Dwayne Johnson from SNL. 5:48- "That pizza sucked! It tasted like cardboard!" -The Cinema Snob, The Star Wars Holiday Special commercial breaks. 16:35- I trust in Frank Drebin of Police Squad more than these dipshits. 17:29- I was also thinking that earlier in the review.
Without watching a single frame of this video yet, I read the subject-title and smiled from ear to ear, happy that the ripoff movie market is very much alive and kickin'!
I will wait with baited breath for Dinosaur Hotel! And maybe they spent all the money they saved on the other movies on this one for the locations and extras? Thanks for the review Snob!
Hey ive been watching your vids for a while now, and i actually worked on this film as a production assistant. (I was also the clown and humpty at various points) so it was very cool to see you cover it!
Bambi is next , will they use found footage of deers with a camera shaking and weird editing ? .... or just a grown man with a cheap deer mask butchering people left and right ?
They sacrifice Todd because he screamed the Latin from the book. Best I can tell he's trying to tell her what he wants her to say and is too stupid to realize he can be sacrificed
9:37 "Up yours, Joker! We'll start our OWN gang! With blackjack, and hookers!" 15:18 I wondered if you'd slip in a Chucky Cheese ad! Who and where is that other one? At first, I thought the Chief was in on the murders and sacrifices, too, but it just turned out he was as incompetent as the "heroine". Is there a name for these FNaF rip-off movies yet? Like "Fred-sploitation"?
FnaF is ALREADY FnaF At Home because Willy's Wonderland exists, and that has Nic Cage being an unstoppable robot destroying force of nature, so that makes it infinitely better than the FnaF movie
So essentially they're the British The Asylum. Perhaps one day they can do a joint production to herald the end of the world. Or just make even worse movies.
That police chief is in a movie I’ve watched called “Legend of the Lizard Man.” He’s really great, and I recommend a watch if you like to scrounge for bad movies.
When even The Asylum is like “Hey, we didn’t make this movie….not yet” Honestly this seems like some crossover with a sprinkle of FNAF, a mixture of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, one of those shitty Hellraiser straight to video movie and taking the creepiness of Fun in Balloonland, but yet what I just stated sounds better than this movie I’m guessing Jagged Edge Productions is trying to get that coveted title of “Biggest Ripoff Studio Ever” from The Asylum
Its easy to laugh at this but too me this is pretty close to horror on a personal level as i hate anything in the region of walking mascots. Think the life size mascots at Disneyland of Mickey and Donald. I will say some of the masks and effects can if im charitable be called ok.
Around 5 day's ago, maybe less, I brought up the old cartoon short, Bambi vs. 'Spoiler Just for the half dozen people who have never seen it. Bambi deserves revenge Cheers from Canada
@5:02 if you watch this scene carefully when they shoot over the red coat and they look at the detective you can see the reflection of people walking back and forth and then when they go back to the madam none of those people are behind her that is like a production glitch error
Fun fact: the Nightmare in Elm street series is called the Freddy' series in France. I thought this one was a new sequel by reading the title of this video.
I'm sitting watching the SiFi or Horror channels amd a film comes on. Reads title and description, looks interesting. Asylum logo pops up. 😢I start to wonder, is this going to be so bad it's good ,so an OK waste of time or just plain a waste of time. But I cant look away 😅 And ffs, I lived in Texas as a 5-6y old and there was a huge Chucky Cheese near where I lived. We passed it on the motorway quite often. We could see it rise up as we got to the top of a hill. They had this huge rat/mouse in this like glass walled in part of the outside wall. It's all I could see as we passed. I mean looking back in reality it was a probably way smaller then my memory of it. I just see this huge building with this giant rat/mouse looking over the area. Scared 😱 the s**t out of me. Hated it the on time my parents took me and my sister. To my it was some horror movie monster, but I bet if I saw it now I'd just laugh.
I can honestly say I never went to ShowBiz Pizza but every year when it was my brother's birthday we went to Chuckie Cheese. Now on my birthday which is a few weeks after his I preferred Chi Chi's.
You should have done a review of Willy's Wonderland which is a Five Nights at Freddy's knockoff that stars Nicolas Cage who beats the crap out of the haunted animatronics.
I wish FNaF has this much adult sleaze in it. The people who grew up with the pizzerias, like me, are all middle-aged not tweens and teens who make up the majority of FNaF's fanbase. Those kids are surprisingly Puritanical about this horror franchise, not wanting a whiff of gore or sex near their precious jumpscare franchise.
I wasn't keen to the freddy krueger ripoff, but my own notes on the movie call it "simultaneously a ripoff of FNAF and hellraiser" I gave it a Meh (equivalent to 2/4 stars) If you haven't seen it already, I suggest checking out The Gingerdead Man (2005), starring Gary Busey. As far as bad movies go, I enjoyed that one a lot more than this one.
The boyfriend's advice was actually valid for the UK since the police there can now choose which law breakers they can bother with. Mean tweetes seem to be the most heinous
I mean, serial killers would target escorts, prostitutes, and hookers because they would always be hard to track down so its not outside the realm of possibility they wouldnt really look for them
You say this movie is terrible... but I've seen (pieces of) Neil Breen films, and I don't think there's actually anything worse than those (nothing which is trying to be a legit film).
@@FreihEitner you could. The behind the scenes drama is the most entertaining part, tbh. Derek Savage cyberbullied anyone who criticized the movie, broke into his lead actresses house because he had a thing for her, and made a "gun safety" movie that included him firing wildly in the desert and dancing around his nook with a knife to look tough.
"All the money I spent trying to win a pencil sharpener"
That is probably a more common "surviving Chuck E Cheeze" story than we all realize
.....Even now that damn bears' unbiodegradeable face is moulderiing in a dark, damp landfill somewhere....
Sweet dreams, fellow '80s pizza fans. 👋😁
A week ago I tried to watch it myself because I thought it might be funny, but I gave up after 5 minutes. Thank God for Cinema Snob 🙏
You're welcome
Only 1 bad review on Rotten Tomatoes
“The only good thing about it is the fact it’s only 75 minutes long. To make up for the laughable running time, it has the slowest scroll of end credits that I’ve ever seen. Especially since there were like 20 people involved in making it.”
Who would’ve thought they tried to rip off FNAF especially considering the reviews for that one were not good at all
I saw the Poster and had a major laugh, and was like this looks like it would be a Campy Delight, but than I saw the Trailer and was like uhh, umm, this might be one of those cases where I gotta draw the line. Thank God for The Snob indeed!
The cover to freddys fridays does look like a lost 90s goosebumps cover
I'd say it's more like the recent Goosebump series
We need the Snob to tackle more of Jagged Edge's childhood ruining escapades, AND their attempts to take work from The Asylum!
It's a shame they ain't out of buisness and their CEOs live on the streets
I couldn't help laughing when the scene where she's crying goes on for so long that she just gets up and walks away.
God, it’s so bizarre hearing Brad say “Five Nights at Freddy.” He’s been around for so long, it’s insane.
Honestly surprised that this ISN'T an Asylum Films production.
They'd totally make someone like this if given the chance to.
They may do one eventually.
I loved the ShowBiz Pizza commercial brought back memories of having my birthdays there. Great episode I almost want to watch this movie.
Fellow ShowBiz Pizza Birthday Party veteran here. I still come across some of the pictures in photo albums and some of them look like the shite they base creepypastas off of 😂 The forced smiles, the animatronic hand resting on your shoulder uncomfortably close to your neck, the thousand yard stare of the animatronic itself…
Good times!
This company also put out a Christmas horror film based on The Grinch called “The Mean One.”
"We need to call the police!"
"We are the police!"
"You know what I mean!"
There are things you only believe when you see them.
Like the fact that this old 80s Chucky Cheese commercial looked more elaborate than this movie.
Chuck E. Cheese's and Showbiz always had good commercials. They knew how to advertise well!
This is like the third impact of bizarre videos to come out of the FNAF movie: First it was seing brad review a Five nights at Freddy's movie after having been around to see the damn thing begin back in 2014, second it was Doug Walker talking about FNAF, and now its realizing that we could very well get a whole series of Cinema snob episodes that are gonna have to mention it too.
I also love that I can kinda tell that this is absolutely another movie that was going to have pinhead slapped into it with the whole "sacrifice" plot.
"Freddy's Dead and Goes to Hell: The Final Five Days"
Wait… if that scene on the steps at the end is 2 weeks later… why do they look like they just got out of the fight a few minutes ago? 😂
Like yeah the injuries would still be pretty fresh and they’d look scuffed up but that looks like it JUST happened
This movie would be 10% less stupid if the main character would have been something other than a cop. It would still be a bad movie but at least there'd be less frustration.
0:50- I'm still waiting for a full version of that Bambi live action remake starring Dwayne Johnson from SNL.
5:48- "That pizza sucked! It tasted like cardboard!" -The Cinema Snob, The Star Wars Holiday Special commercial breaks.
16:35- I trust in Frank Drebin of Police Squad more than these dipshits.
17:29- I was also thinking that earlier in the review.
Going to be honest, when you said it wasnt asylum, my mind instantly went to wood rocket.
Brad makes our day whenever he uploads!
Without watching a single frame of this video yet, I read the subject-title and smiled from ear to ear, happy that the ripoff movie market is very much alive and kickin'!
And the funniest thing about these FNAF rip-offs is that(no offense to the fans) all of them are better than the actual FNAF movie 😂
Not gonna lie, Dinosaur Hotel sounds awesome.
I will wait with baited breath for Dinosaur Hotel! And maybe they spent all the money they saved on the other movies on this one for the locations and extras? Thanks for the review Snob!
I’m still waiting for a killer Ben Tramer film by these guys.
The Halloween Ends we deserved
#bentramer
#JusticeforBenTramer
As an Englishman, I can only say sorry for these movies...
Ha! Excellent work per usual. Sounds like you had a good time with this one.
At least Five Nights had you care about its main protagonist
That’s one of the reasons why I love the FNAF movie.
No. No it didn't
Hey ive been watching your vids for a while now, and i actually worked on this film as a production assistant. (I was also the clown and humpty at various points) so it was very cool to see you cover it!
She would have called for backup but she doesn't know how phones work.
3:42 You WON Enough Tickets to Buy a PENCIL SHARPENER Snob!?!?!😳😳😳
You must of been a True Master of the Wack-A-Mole!💪💪💪
If I watch a Five Nights at Freddys Rip Of It's Nicolas Cage in Willis Wonderland Thank you very much.
Same here, Nicolas Cage was actually pretty great(even if he didn’t even talk)
Plus….it did come out a couple years before the FNAF movie
Freddy’s Fridays… on a Monday
13:29 "You gotta look for clues in your dreams, just like in numerous movies with Freddy in the title"
Ah yes, A Nightmare on Freddy Street is one.
At some point, I was expecting them to just close the case on account of _"I don't _*_wanna_*_ do it~! it's too _*_haaaard~~!"_*
Cool video as always Snob 💯
your video are always a good time to watch !
I really wonder what happen to the chair !
Bambi is next , will they use found footage of deers with a camera shaking and weird editing ?
.... or just a grown man with a cheap deer mask butchering people left and right ?
The best killer animatronics movie is still the Nick Cage one
I respectfully disagree because there’s a lot of stuff that drags it down for me.
The thing that made that movie AMAZING was that Nick didn't utter a single word..
Hands down
@@TheUluxianyou know he read the script randomly and offered the guy to have it funded... IF he could play main character with no lines
@@garrettmurphy2447Like what?
They sacrifice Todd because he screamed the Latin from the book. Best I can tell he's trying to tell her what he wants her to say and is too stupid to realize he can be sacrificed
The Clown Character looks like a Clown from Killer Klowns from outer Space
9:37 "Up yours, Joker! We'll start our OWN gang! With blackjack, and hookers!"
15:18 I wondered if you'd slip in a Chucky Cheese ad! Who and where is that other one?
At first, I thought the Chief was in on the murders and sacrifices, too, but it just turned out he was as incompetent as the "heroine". Is there a name for these FNaF rip-off movies yet? Like "Fred-sploitation"?
FnaF is ALREADY FnaF At Home because Willy's Wonderland exists, and that has Nic Cage being an unstoppable robot destroying force of nature, so that makes it infinitely better than the FnaF movie
I respectfully disagree because to me he felt emotionless throughout the movie but I respect your opinion.
@@garrettmurphy2447Found the FNAF fan.
So essentially they're the British The Asylum.
Perhaps one day they can do a joint production to herald the end of the world.
Or just make even worse movies.
I hate to admit it, but my first thoughts after hearing about dinosaur hostel was ”shit, I've got to watch that”.
Freddy's Fridays, isn't that the spin-off TV show where Freddy Kruger hosts people's nightmares?
That police chief is in a movie I’ve watched called “Legend of the Lizard Man.” He’s really great, and I recommend a watch if you like to scrounge for bad movies.
Either way, I’m just gonna watch Willy’s Wonderland instead....
I liked The Banana Splits movie better.
When even The Asylum is like “Hey, we didn’t make this movie….not yet”
Honestly this seems like some crossover with a sprinkle of FNAF, a mixture of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, one of those shitty Hellraiser straight to video movie and taking the creepiness of Fun in Balloonland, but yet what I just stated sounds better than this movie
I’m guessing Jagged Edge Productions is trying to get that coveted title of “Biggest Ripoff Studio Ever” from The Asylum
From what I have heard the asylum makes mockbusters right?
@@garrettmurphy2447 Correct
And they also did the Skarknado movies; first three were enjoyable
Dinosaur Hotel sounds pretty cool.
With Christmas approaching, we need to get a review of The Mean One.
Guys, since all the monsters are borrowed from their other films, if this gets a sequel, expect winnie th pooh as goldm freddy.
So, in summation, this movie depends upon the idiot plot (or as a friend used to say, Absolutely no synapses were fired in the making of this movie.
Did they not notice the eye blinking? 12:22
Alice in Psychedelic Land
Alice in Pornoland.
Its easy to laugh at this but too me this is pretty close to horror on a personal level as i hate anything in the region of walking mascots. Think the life size mascots at Disneyland of Mickey and Donald. I will say some of the masks and effects can if im charitable be called ok.
I laughed until I stopped!!! Great review😎👍
Don't Go In The House is one of my top five obscure horror movies I have
Rip Snobs pencil sharpener
Is that clown just a modified version of the winnie mask??
Around 5 day's ago, maybe less, I brought up the old cartoon short,
Bambi vs. 'Spoiler Just for the half dozen people who have never seen it.
Bambi deserves revenge
Cheers from Canada
They didn't bring their guns because most UK cops don't carry them.
Except for the fact the chief literally showed up, at her house, WITH A GUN!
Guns don't kill people rappers do
@@SirAsdfDamn. I should pay more attention.
Please review Dinosaur Hotel!
I wonder if he's played any of the Wales Interactive "games"
Is the clown mask a vintage "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" ?
@5:02 if you watch this scene carefully when they shoot over the red coat and they look at the detective you can see the reflection of people walking back and forth and then when they go back to the madam none of those people are behind her that is like a production glitch error
Fun fact: the Nightmare in Elm street series is called the Freddy' series in France.
I thought this one was a new sequel by reading the title of this video.
I'm sitting watching the SiFi or Horror channels amd a film comes on. Reads title and description, looks interesting. Asylum logo pops up. 😢I start to wonder, is this going to be so bad it's good ,so an OK waste of time or just plain a waste of time.
But I cant look away 😅
And ffs, I lived in Texas as a 5-6y old and there was a huge Chucky Cheese near where I lived. We passed it on the motorway quite often. We could see it rise up as we got to the top of a hill. They had this huge rat/mouse in this like glass walled in part of the outside wall. It's all I could see as we passed. I mean looking back in reality it was a probably way smaller then my memory of it. I just see this huge building with this giant rat/mouse looking over the area. Scared 😱 the s**t out of me. Hated it the on time my parents took me and my sister. To my it was some horror movie monster, but I bet if I saw it now I'd just laugh.
I can honestly say I never went to ShowBiz Pizza but every year when it was my brother's birthday we went to Chuckie Cheese. Now on my birthday which is a few weeks after his I preferred Chi Chi's.
You should have done a review of Willy's Wonderland which is a Five Nights at Freddy's knockoff that stars Nicolas Cage who beats the crap out of the haunted animatronics.
There's already been a Dinosaur Hotel 2.
ITN is even worse than the Asylum.
Sounds more like Freddy returning to Crystal Lake.
I just finished watching this movie 30 minutes ago, so this is a nice surprise.
I wish FNaF has this much adult sleaze in it. The people who grew up with the pizzerias, like me, are all middle-aged not tweens and teens who make up the majority of FNaF's fanbase.
Those kids are surprisingly Puritanical about this horror franchise, not wanting a whiff of gore or sex near their precious jumpscare franchise.
As a child of the 90s I will always remember the phantom blinking of Chuck, when they'd move for no reason freaked me out.
It's the movie to go along with all the crappy FNAF fan games!
It feels like blood and honey had a three way with Willy’s wonderland and wish
I wasn't keen to the freddy krueger ripoff, but my own notes on the movie call it "simultaneously a ripoff of FNAF and hellraiser"
I gave it a Meh (equivalent to 2/4 stars)
If you haven't seen it already, I suggest checking out The Gingerdead Man (2005), starring Gary Busey. As far as bad movies go, I enjoyed that one a lot more than this one.
I love you used Eric Roberts' pic for that Gajillions joke because of course Eric Roberts would be in a cheap Billions knockoff
Amazing video of a discount slash flick of five Nights at Freddy but much boring version one,fantastic job.
What does this movie have to do with Five Nights at Freddy's??
The boyfriend's advice was actually valid for the UK since the police there can now choose which law breakers they can bother with. Mean tweetes seem to be the most heinous
I mean, serial killers would target escorts, prostitutes, and hookers because they would always be hard to track down so its not outside the realm of possibility they wouldnt really look for them
i don't think these people know how humans behave... or how movies, storytelling works haha
PLEASE do Dinosaur Hotel.
Hi Brad& adorable baby jack are you ready to see Santa. ♥️😍🎅♥️
There’s an upcoming Bambi the Reckoning?!!?!
Can You do A review for Onyx the Fortidus and the Talisman 😊😊it was a great movie just came out
I wonder if the lore just as confusing as real fnaf
Is this the mask from the movie collector and killer clown XD
I'm sure that I've seen those masks for sell on internet somewhere.
They stole my scarecrow mask
This "studio" is still going?
A younger who got kidnapped?
Hmm 💀
At least Garrett has to do with the plot this does not come back at all
Neat.
How does Bradikin still have an audience?
Dude is that a Killer Klown mask??
I love that mockbusters even try to copy woke elements from modern movies. White male makes a good point? Make fun of him!
You say this movie is terrible... but I've seen (pieces of) Neil Breen films, and I don't think there's actually anything worse than those (nothing which is trying to be a legit film).
What about the cool cat movies from Derek Savage?
@@bradencampbell464 I had not heard of them. Dare I look into this? :-)
@@FreihEitner you could. The behind the scenes drama is the most entertaining part, tbh.
Derek Savage cyberbullied anyone who criticized the movie, broke into his lead actresses house because he had a thing for her, and made a "gun safety" movie that included him firing wildly in the desert and dancing around his nook with a knife to look tough.
🤣🤣🤣
Fnaf~!
DailyWire+ makes a Snow White Mockbuster starring Brett Cooper and the Trailer looks like a The Asylum Movie.
One of the summon creatures is Humpty Dumpty from Humpty Dumpty and Curse of Humpty Dumpty. I do believe I have seen too many of these movies too.
They would be better off putting Absolutely Fabulous and Willys Wonderland together instead ?