Space Marines Don't Want Your Offerings

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  • @thisistherevolt
    @thisistherevolt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8395

    White Scars and Space Wolves would probably appreciate good food.

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +593

      And the women and booze. Space Wolves need some way to keep their recruiting numbers up given how dumb blood claws can be.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +315

      ​@@kingjonstarkgeryan8573 let's not talk about the women, we don't need to be reminded of what the specters do to women

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

      @@thecommentguy9380 touche, at least Space Wolves only do it with consenting women.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

      The jackal wolf would appreciate the woman . . . I think the wolves are the only ones with working noodles oddly.

    • @StressmanFIN
      @StressmanFIN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      True. Actually, a 40k youtuber made a joke that if you were to offer Nutrient Paste to a son of Russ, you're likely to get your face punched in.
      Also I like to imagine when it comes to mortal food, Astartes would have to stuff his face like a Saiyan.

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6133

    Space wolf: "Alcohol? Women?"
    White scar: "Food? BY THE THRONE-"
    Both: "YES!!"

    • @jordansedlacek5627
      @jordansedlacek5627 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +369

      Only thing is alcohol doesn't do anything to astartes unless it's 1% away from pure diesel fuel

    • @KoflerDavid
      @KoflerDavid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +297

      @@jordansedlacek5627 The Space Wolves lace their drinks with a special herb that suspends that ability a bit.

    • @KellPerEX
      @KellPerEX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      And Ultramarines have brandy from their system, that packs quite the punch.

    • @charlesfarmer5250
      @charlesfarmer5250 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I could definitely see them both, smiling

    • @thedevilsadvocate788
      @thedevilsadvocate788 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      @@jordansedlacek5627 Some people just enjoy the taste of alcohol. FOR REASONS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING.

  • @overlord1676
    @overlord1676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2399

    Maybe the Blood Angels would like some gifts since they love doing art (I know is to remain grounded) but there is an anecdote of them ignoring a call just because they found a particular shade of red on another planet

    • @lionpridedivisionyt1388
      @lionpridedivisionyt1388 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Islander and Koda anecdote?

    • @wolf2965
      @wolf2965 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

      Certain Blood Angel successors would also accept the "noble sacrifice" for their rituals. Blood Drinkers, anyone?

    • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
      @aldrinmilespartosa1578 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      My poeple

    • @chill7056
      @chill7056 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@lionpridedivisionyt1388was thinking the same thing😂

    • @quakeSanchez
      @quakeSanchez 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@wolf2965 those absolutely have to be 'involuntary', because Blood Drinkers are not the brightest.

  • @mrsmeef537
    @mrsmeef537 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2769

    The one Marine in this book got a old wooden aqullia from a old blind woman. He was taken back by such a small offering and that this object was her only item of worship. He still took it despite his captain at first telling him no. I love these little moments of Space Marines’s humanity showing up despite their programming

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      What is an aquillia

    • @rubman8937
      @rubman8937 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

      @@ezachleewright2309 an eagle idol.
      Used in warhammer as a christian cross would be.

    • @SrAntonio301
      @SrAntonio301 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      A symbol of the god emperor of man. An icon of his holiness. Pretty much a crucifix.

    • @jacob5395
      @jacob5395 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      ​@ezachleewright2309 A double eagle, two wings outstretched, two legs, two heads. One eye opened to the left or towards the past, the other closed on the right and unable to see the future.

    • @j0hncarp
      @j0hncarp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      It was good advice not to take it though, you never know what and how warped corrupted random trinkets are

  • @nobleman9393
    @nobleman9393 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +840

    1st Edition Marines: We Only accept hard cash and booze

    • @erichoughton4128
      @erichoughton4128 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      cmon the Emperor’s children still do

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@erichoughton4128 Space Wolves would have the booze if only because they know the value of booze to warriors on the battlefield.

    • @erichoughton4128
      @erichoughton4128 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@GamerGrovyle ya but the EC would have the bitches, the drugs, the music, etc bc etc

    • @veronho1ness
      @veronho1ness 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They even had Field police Marines to keep them in line!

    • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
      @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@erichoughton4128nah, they would be shooting up heroin

  • @Blitz-0012
    @Blitz-0012 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    Guard: "We will do what we can to help you."
    Astartes: "Bit cringe, buddy."

  • @12coudak000
    @12coudak000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2826

    "You got some Eldar cosplay picts?"
    -Ultramarines probably

    • @Batmanderp38
      @Batmanderp38 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Is that you Jurgen?

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      Only Ultramarines accept those.

    • @yamato9753
      @yamato9753 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

      Ultramarine: "Y-you Heretic! Yes... I... I take your entire stock! For intelligence purposes!"

    • @ItsA72
      @ItsA72 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Heresy...

    • @tellurius4951
      @tellurius4951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Some guy named Uriel: I will take these
      *on the phone* :
      Yes, Lord Calgar, I have them all. None will see the picts of our moth, I mean Lady Yvraine

  • @Truck_Kun_Driver
    @Truck_Kun_Driver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    "Lieutenant, why is this girl giving me flowers?"
    "Captain, that's a gesture of appreciation on this planet"

  • @palpadur1112
    @palpadur1112 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +328

    "All the tributes would be put to better use by the Imperial Guard. except for the drugs. We could probably modify those into combat stims." - Jack, a Crimson Fist with a sense of humor

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Its use is to earn favor not to supply some need for these demi-gods to them, as for the women well they may be willing to throw themselves at SM but the imperial guard will have to actually ask them out

    • @spencerabdo5144
      @spencerabdo5144 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To quote Bricky, “Nobody gets more bitches than the guard.”

  • @TKUltra971
    @TKUltra971 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +735

    Rynn's World was great. The thing about it is its to be expected: the Astarties on that world literally lived in a giant mountain in the sky that only they could reach or if they allowed flight there. They were like gods from the Greek legends in the eyes of the people walking in the streets. The funny part was when the captain side eyed one of his men when he was about to lift a gauntlet and wave. Lmao, ice cold!

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lol. RIP

    • @richardpatterson4
      @richardpatterson4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      ​@@CHRF-55457 it's a great book because you have spacemarines trying to act like they don't care about people and then doing the exact opposite.

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@richardpatterson4 Its interesting because in reflection Pedro reflected if they were "too close" to the human population and government losing sight of what was important. When its fan canon (unconfirmed) that it was pretty much the inquisition that set the whole thing up.

    • @ShaneGrimes-pi3vf
      @ShaneGrimes-pi3vf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why would the inquisition do that?

    • @gothpunkboy89
      @gothpunkboy89 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@ShaneGrimes-pi3vf "Why would the inquisition do that?" sums up about 50-70% of all of their actions.

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1368

    Space Marine: "Look at you, so willing to have your men reduced to the level of servants..."
    Guard Commander: "You mean we're NOT servants?!"
    Space Marine: "I meant that fighting men should have more pride..."
    Guard Commander: "HEAR THAT LADS?! WE'RE NOT SERVANTS!"
    Space Marine: "I...wut?!"
    Guard Commander: "THAT WEIRD PREACHER WAS RIGHT! ALL HAIL CHAOS!"
    Space Marine: "WTF?!"

    • @MoltenFreddy-iw6sn
      @MoltenFreddy-iw6sn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I choke on my cola cause of you 😂 dam you

    • @puglife5966
      @puglife5966 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      😂

    • @MoltenFreddy-iw6sn
      @MoltenFreddy-iw6sn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      DAM YOU I CHOKE ON MY COLA 🤣🤣

    • @gammelboy15
      @gammelboy15 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      You can not change my mind that the Ultrmarines don't have at least one worshop for astartes in training that's word for word this exchange

    • @eldritchmorgasm4018
      @eldritchmorgasm4018 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Well, that escalated quickly

  • @El_real_LarryCapija
    @El_real_LarryCapija 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1276

    To be fair…the space marines are literally super soldiers with the social skills of a sack of potatoes, so of course they do not understand the praise

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      No, they get it, but the problem is that they DON'T LIKE IT - they see it as a waste of time, and demeaning.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@Jamhael1
      A lot of them do tho, some even demand it.

    • @noxion4143
      @noxion4143 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Especially as Imperial Fist successors

    • @TemptationsEnd
      @TemptationsEnd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The thing is, even the aristocracy that was made into astartes are like this! Like do they remove the amygdala to make room for one of the bioaugments? Like that’s the only reason I can reasonably see that even aristocrats.
      Who literally grow up learning how to play grab ass and cavort with others. Though after the transition to space marines they all turn into essentially eunuchs.

    • @nikolthomas2544
      @nikolthomas2544 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@TemptationsEnd
      In most legions/chapters part of becoming a space marine is you getting your brain hooked up to this machine that brainwashes you and makes you forget most or all of your previous human life.

  • @leandrocastello309
    @leandrocastello309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +306

    The emperor's children have a lot of use for all these things, but i dont thing thats the kind of astartes that the imperium likes.

    • @bengonzalez5215
      @bengonzalez5215 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not unless they are REALLY cool

    • @fafflytailslogisonicuite104
      @fafflytailslogisonicuite104 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bengonzalez5215 '' There is no such thing as COOL '' They live for the simple doctrine that their Life is to serve the Emperor, be it assisting The Imperium of Man in its wars and control or for spreading the religious word of their Emperor to other Sectors.
      They live to die for the Emperor. They don't need to breed, nor to eat, nor drink. Their armor come with Nutrient-Reservoir-Packs, and their body is riddled with ever growing gene-seeds that not only allows them to constantly keep themselves at the top of their league in terms of peak transhumanism strength, agility and reflexes, but also will help continue the cloning once they die and their gene-seeds are to be harvested.
      They do not need the silk, nor the trinkets, nay guns, nor bullets, for their Chapter has all that they need.

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If tjey follow the orders of the Inquisition without hesitation and are willing to cooperate with anything they say. Then no the Imperium would not have a problem with any of them

  • @StressmanFIN
    @StressmanFIN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    Offers Space Marine alcohol.
    "Uhh... you know we can't get drunk, right? We're not sons of Russ"

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      All the more reason to offer it!

    • @Interrobang212
      @Interrobang212 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      iirc the Wolves have to brew their own super beer anyway because their organs are too powerful

    • @StressmanFIN
      @StressmanFIN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Interrobang212 Pretty much. They also have an herb on their homeworld that temporarily shuts down the... whatever the name of the organ was, that filters toxins.

    • @Shadow.24772
      @Shadow.24772 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Interrobang212 oooh, that jet engine fuel that would kill a normal human in a few seconds after ingesting it?

    • @rustyshackleford3053
      @rustyshackleford3053 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Shadow.24772 Realistically speaking, everclear would be a light buzz. In the books, their special beer is just "SpEsHaL". Doesn't really say how, just that it would kill you or me.

  • @ravenguard0098
    @ravenguard0098 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    For all their disdain for regular humans in fawning over them the loss of their Chapter Monastery made the CF appreciate the mortal humans in their homeworld.
    The carrying of an exhausted mother by their Chapter Master and the line from said Chapter Master "Its time someone else carried you now" always brings a tear to my eye.

  • @alphariusomegon404
    @alphariusomegon404 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +217

    The only thing a astartes would maybe accept is a story. Even with hundreds of year's in life, the mind always desire a change of perspective.

    • @leandrocastello309
      @leandrocastello309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Depends of the chapter thougt, blood ravens and black templars have _very_ different degrees of tolerance for a change of perspective.

    • @KellPerEX
      @KellPerEX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      You must check Celestial Lions, Imperial Fists successors. By spirit, they were as close to Salamander chapter as outsiders can be. Became bros with Black Templars during second war for Armageddon.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@leandrocastello309Blood Ravens will steal your shit to find their history, Black Templars would burn your shit for trying to subvert history.

    • @Rawnblade13
      @Rawnblade13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Mostly Space Wolves.
      After the Months of Shame and the bitter dispute between the Grey Knights and the Space Wolves (because of the Inquisitioin)
      As part of the making up process, the Space Wolves asked Hyperion, the Grey Knight who shattered Angron's Black Blade, to regale them with tales.

  • @soulnvictus
    @soulnvictus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This isn't even that bad, he's just offering his assistance with whatever they may require.

  • @josefptacek113
    @josefptacek113 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Guardsman being humble, hospitable and respecting chain of command:
    Astartes: and my entitled ass took it personally

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Imp Guard the goat once again

    • @Gyrozeppeli-1891
      @Gyrozeppeli-1891 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@jooot_6850 Nice pfp

  • @bwood6337
    @bwood6337 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    I'm surprised they don't at least take interest in good food stuffs

    • @hidefreek6905
      @hidefreek6905 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Crimson Fist is considered one of the best of chapters.
      And they love human very much, so they don't want them to be like this.

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Astartes food is different, and human food can't nourish an Astartes.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@Jamhael1
      Almost anything can nourish an Astartes, wdym?
      Do you mean that the portions would be too small?

    • @leandrocastello309
      @leandrocastello309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It varies from book to book. In some the astartes can eat almost anything while in others they require artificial super nutritive paste to keep up with their needs.

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Isn't their smell and taste enhanced to the point of chemical analysis? Do they even taste, in the traditional sense?

  • @wellfudgethis
    @wellfudgethis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Mortal: behold my lord, an ancient bolter I found buried, it never runs out of ammo as it fires high caliber laser bursts that can hit a xenos skull target from half a planet cirumferwnce distance, I cannot wielded so it is yours
    Astartes: let me introduce you to my chapter brothers as they will safeguard your wellbeing, after this campaign you will be on holiday at a pleasure world....for life 😊

    • @dejannincic9671
      @dejannincic9671 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Mortal: Thank you my lor wait is than an inquisitor?
      Astartes: Yes he will personaly take you there

    • @germanmandalorian3514
      @germanmandalorian3514 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I wouldnt ne surprised if there could be really such a Weapon if the dark Age of Technology. Man, every Astartes and Techpriest frome there to Tera and Mars would love you. Probably made give you a Planet.

  • @Decimal91
    @Decimal91 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Blood Raven Marine: I will not accept this gift, Guardsmen!
    Also Blood Raven Marine: * steals the gift when they're not looking *

  • @evilemperorzurg9615
    @evilemperorzurg9615 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Emperor’s Children would be disappointed with the poor hospitality.

  • @maxaslagolis
    @maxaslagolis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    In the Chris Wraight Short story "Unbroken" A space wolf specifically notes how relieved he was when the Captain and Commissar of the guard he was working with treated him like a fellow soldier and not like a god.

  • @MWH12085
    @MWH12085 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    The Crimson Fist are a successor chapter to The Imperial Fist...fawning over them is completely unnecessary and annoys them. The best you can do is just stay out of the way.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They inherited Rogal Dorn's power of AUTISM!

    • @Shatterfury1871
      @Shatterfury1871 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The Crimson Fists, as IF successors, should have the IG dig tranches and exercise to be fit to do the Emperor's bidding.

    • @Stormmblade
      @Stormmblade 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Have you got any Concrete and Rebar? ...oh, and an industrial sized beach bucket"

  • @Meme-Republic
    @Meme-Republic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    Mortals: Astartes, i offer you.... Women!
    Smurf Astartes: Nah, i don't need it.
    Mortals: how about MS Excell?
    .....
    ....
    ..aight.

    • @muridtahmatgnas2184
      @muridtahmatgnas2184 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Blueberries: ohhoho you got me there

    • @Pelerin985
      @Pelerin985 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Or they could give them minis to paint

    • @thesystem3273
      @thesystem3273 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Rejects women but when presented with a 30 page logistics of every toothpick ever used in the barracks NUTS on the spot

  • @MortarGuyX
    @MortarGuyX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The Chapter Serfs in the back: "Well fuck us then eh? I didn't want any food that wasn't gruel anyway..."

  • @KalashVodka175
    @KalashVodka175 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    This is a generalistic take, because some chapters absolutely would want many of these things.
    This is more of a reflection of that specific marine's psyche and the culture of his chapter, than that of all marines as a whole.

  • @striderfox71
    @striderfox71 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    *An Emperor's Children has Entered the Chat*
    "I'll take your entire stock..."

    • @dkbros1592
      @dkbros1592 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Space Marine - nooooo you will not

  • @brutalwave3800
    @brutalwave3800 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I can just imagine a scantily clad woman shifting around nervously as armored titans look from her to each other with confusion and in some cases disgust lol

    • @richmondvand147
      @richmondvand147 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      more like boredom, got a lot of better more important things to do

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Sorry, Becky, he didn't go for it."
    "Awww man! :("

  • @johnradetzki1860
    @johnradetzki1860 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Space marine, receiving women as tribute: "Why are my newest Sisters of Battle free of their power armor? And also there clothes?"

  • @potatoesorsomething
    @potatoesorsomething 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The thing is not all space marine chapters feel the same way about offerings. So really, you cant please them all.

  • @raznaak
    @raznaak 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Well, luxury food could be used as emergency rations if the Astartes' supplies are compromised.
    And the rest, there are certain (originally) purple Astartes that do like the "fine entertainments"...

    • @steveneaddy5298
      @steveneaddy5298 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think in lore (I could be mistaken) it’s stated that regular human food is woefully calorie deficient for space marines, and the food made specifically for them is incredibly dense nutritionally speaking to keep up with their metabolism and bodily needs

    • @raznaak
      @raznaak 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@steveneaddy5298 indeed, and in fact eating Astartes food is lethal for most mortals, but between literally starving and eating something much less nutritious, the choice is easy in dire need.

    • @j.t8529
      @j.t8529 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@steveneaddy5298though there are some exceptions like Blood Angel's actually eat carefully prepared food before a battle and Space wolves would bolt your ribs if you offer them nutri paste also Salamanders eats Salamanders as a way to honor the creature

  • @nuno9592
    @nuno9592 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Feels like damned if you do, damned if you don't if you ask me.

    • @lyntonfleming
      @lyntonfleming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends on the gift.
      You got something that can kill things? They will be VERY interested.
      You just gotta offer them something they have a use for. Not something that YOU would find useful or pretty.

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Offerings of alcohol and narcotics:
    Astartes: "You realize that if you can survive it, it's not gonna have any kind of effect on me, right?"

  • @VA_Nightshade
    @VA_Nightshade 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Depends on the chapter, fine wine is welcomed. Especially among Blood Angels. But the rest is excess they largely detest. Emperors Children would have been all in though.

  • @zakkdakiller9071
    @zakkdakiller9071 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Salamanders would've scrubbed the generals hair and cleaned his boots for merely offering

  • @CT-69141
    @CT-69141 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Its an Honor and Privilege to Fight alongside with the Finest Warriors Of the Emperor,

  • @zico739
    @zico739 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Space Marines, particularly Post-Heresy, have zero social skills, so this isn’t what you think it is. During the Great Crusade, Horus, among others, encouraged his sons to get into the arts, literature, philosophy, science, and so on. I think the Astartes of that era would have appreciated some or all of those offerings. We know the Emperor and many of the Primarchs enjoyed various luxuries and recreational pursuits outside of war and politics.

    • @azamonra
      @azamonra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      True, except the women, cause they literally wouldn't have a use for them...well aside from serfs I guess.

    • @iamyourmom2
      @iamyourmom2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So true. Socially, theres a huge difference between marines of the two time periods

  • @esbenm6544
    @esbenm6544 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This could differ a lot based on the chapter. If a child made a drawing for a Salamander, they would probably hang it on the Battle Barge fridge.

  • @halonut96
    @halonut96 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My guy just puts karl casey tracks as the back ground music and im all for it

  • @immortalstar0138
    @immortalstar0138 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "You try to be polite once, ONCE!"

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The Sons of Russ certainly apprediate the food, booze, and women.

    • @azamonra
      @azamonra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wait, what would they won't the women for?

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@azamonra The idea is the space wolves still have casual sex at least

  • @CaiusTheSentinel
    @CaiusTheSentinel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    My bro wanted to help the fellow Crimson Fists Battle-Brother but got roasted back for his kindness 🗿

    • @hotabuch2010
      @hotabuch2010 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Those offerings were more like ass-licking than actual help

  • @Mahbu
    @Mahbu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Depends on the chapter. And the author.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Can’t get drunk, can’t get high, no use for luxury goods, no sex drive. That sounds like hell.

    • @icedragongaming
      @icedragongaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      they are like incels or something lol

    • @richmondvand147
      @richmondvand147 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They are the mail about his fist and the tip of his spear. They are not human, a sacrifice humanity makes to have the ultimate special forces.
      Most are simple soldiers, they're there to do a job. However moments of sacrifice, honour or camaraderie will make their humanity bubble up. When Kantor carried that mother because she had such a strong sense of duty to her kids

    • @Rudniken
      @Rudniken 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      tbh if they never tried any of this they dont know the loss so they dont care

    • @doctorh2954
      @doctorh2954 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How?????​@@icedragongaming

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds great

  • @Per_Johnsen
    @Per_Johnsen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Head Canon: The Emperor is THE autistic, and since he used his gene-seed to make the primarchs they're also autistic thus making every space marine autistic.
    I'm buying a dark angels starter kit so I can paint it blue.

  • @dafio2710
    @dafio2710 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I feel like the salamanders would either take the gifts and sing their thanks to the people of the world or turn down the gifts and tell the people that they are there to serve the people, not the people serve them.

  • @whyuhatan
    @whyuhatan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is clearly only what this one Space Marine thinks
    Most chapters would at least take the food to use as extra flavor on their rations if anything.
    As eating the same thing day in and day out would drive even a gene enhanced superhuman mad.
    The white scars would happily take the silk.
    The pre heresy emperor's children would take everything even more now

  • @Skiritai
    @Skiritai 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Salamanders: I'd take a good round of your favorite childhood memories.
    Lamenters: A hug is all we ask for.

  • @45johngalt
    @45johngalt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i think an astartes could still appreciate a nice silk blankey

  • @Aberinkula9
    @Aberinkula9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "Well then, we will gladly accept all your gifts - specially the food, alcohol, narcotics and women. We will get the religious trinkets and expensive silks. We can get good money with them selling to some pompous dumbasses in Terra or Necromunda.
    Wait? You are not offering all of it to us? Because we are a chapter you were not expecting or rooting for?! Well little mortal, we are taking all of it anyway, FOR THE EMPEROR!" A Marine Malevolent, probably (before shaking down all the denizens of the city)

  • @GizmoDuck_1860
    @GizmoDuck_1860 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favourite humans are the spacers from the Astartes video. The Space Marines are clomping down the passageway of the ship on the way to the pods and the spacers just walk past them, no reverence, no acknowledgement. They work for a living.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And meanwhile the Salamanders are over here going, “Hmmmm no. You go evacuate now, normal human person. I don’t want you to get hurt.”

  • @xxsemxx02
    @xxsemxx02 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Meanwhile the Bloodraven "Dont worry, we already took everything we wanted" :D

  • @koatam
    @koatam 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Marines Malevolent: "You're going to give us all your stuff and then throw yourselves off of cliffs."

  • @theguybehindyou4762
    @theguybehindyou4762 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "My men and I are honored to be at your disposal."
    His men: "Wait, what!?"

  • @PostProteusKitten
    @PostProteusKitten 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "...when the CRIMSON FISTS..." was the key phrase there.

  • @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867
    @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Imagine offering silk to a legion Doom Slayers, lmao.

  • @Tacoguy1000
    @Tacoguy1000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It's so weird to hear space marines espouse pride when they tend to trample it to begin with.

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Astartes will always switch between "Fuck humans theyre weak, and humans are the core of the Imperium" whenever the author feels like it.

    • @iamyourmom2
      @iamyourmom2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its not when the authors feel like it, its to show you marines aren't all the same. Replace "marines" for "humans" tell me that still makes sense

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@loserinasuit7880It depends heavily on the Chapter, for one thing

  • @alpal482
    @alpal482 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “…or women, none of which the Astartes had any use of.” Based.

  • @d_3634
    @d_3634 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Gotta love the big blue buzzkills. Honestly I hate how some astartes just lack so much respect for the gaurd. Not knowing how actually horrible it is to know for a fact that your life has near 0 worth, and yet still jumping to sacrifice yourself. Partly cause they know that their sacrifice will allow the more important people like marines to have an easier time

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is the Crimson Fists. They're sons of Dorn. Thus, the Social Skills of a brick.

  • @riotguards
    @riotguards 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The thing is that if the captain hadn't offered anything to the Astartes then depending on the chapter that could be considered incredibly rude to the point of throwing a strop and leaving.

  • @glados4765
    @glados4765 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yarrick like "the f outta my way blueberry, I got Xenos to eliminate".

  • @SXsoft99
    @SXsoft99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A space wolf wouldn't say no to booze

  • @ArbiterofTruth
    @ArbiterofTruth 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Why would the emperor let us keep our phallic thunder hammers if not to use them?” O_o

  • @ralyks2350
    @ralyks2350 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And thats why i would like being a space marine

  • @kalkkar
    @kalkkar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    YOU WANT TO GIVE ME SOMTHING? START HANDING ME MAGS.

  • @nicolaowoytph
    @nicolaowoytph 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I just wanted to be polite, sheesh"

  • @germanmandalorian3514
    @germanmandalorian3514 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think i remember a Scene in a Book... kt was that a Guards Man offer a Space Wolve a Cigartte(This Lho Stuff) and the Space Wolve take it, smoke it in one breath and was saying that its not bad but to less for him.

  • @nikik5567
    @nikik5567 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn they really are annoyed with the gifts when they would actually prefer u just cower in fear of them. They hate that shit.

  • @Jamhael1
    @Jamhael1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I can imagine the scene on where Alvez is seeing those gifs and even the beautiful woman, gives an annoyed groan, he turn to the local leaders, and just say:
    "Why the Hel I'll gonna need that in battle?"

  • @davidthorp01
    @davidthorp01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Offer them ammo, offer them logistics support, offer them flank security, offer them all manner of fire support and other military aid. Favor is earned in battle brother, serve well enough and survive long enough and you may walk away with an inkling of respect.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Technically, that's exactly what the Guard meant. However, Mr. Son of Dorn over here totally missed that.

  • @noxion4143
    @noxion4143 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Especially as sons of Dorn the crimson fists are probably not very into unnecessary worship or expense

  • @Primal2229
    @Primal2229 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The whole not needing to eat thing is a little questionable though. First Heretic Argel tal and the other Word Bearers were eating the dead crew, killing one another for food and hydration (blood), and needed to drink to the point they had to go after the fuel supply just to survive. Kinda why I love Space Wolves, they're the most human out of all the chapters... even if part wolf.

  • @Mr.Ford3350
    @Mr.Ford3350 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Alvez: "Spare us your trite luxuries and meaningless compliments."
    Other marines: "Dude, shut up. Their food is much better than nutrient paste, speak for yourself."

  • @Tampenismall
    @Tampenismall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    While a veterans guardsman of many battle walks up to them with a smile,
    “Hey I know you, I remember you’re just a scout back then, look at you now”

  • @Daddy_Skeletor
    @Daddy_Skeletor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It is always funny how clumsy and out-of-water Space Marines are, when they get approached by flirty women

    • @ArnoldJudasRimmer..
      @ArnoldJudasRimmer.. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And not just space marines...
      Look at Roboute and that ultra-flirty Rogue Trader Yassilli.
      *Roboute fter being hit on a bit by her...*
      'Stop calling me Lord. You may call me Roboute...'
      *Hot Rogue Trader Yassilli...*
      'Ok then....Robu!' 😘🥰
      *A stunned Roboute...*
      'Ok....now you have overstepped the limit!'
      Flummoxed eh Robbyboy? 😂

  • @djashovel
    @djashovel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    There's a fun hypothetical what if someone was born a psyker and a blank What do you think what happened

    • @ender72a75
      @ender72a75 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm pretty sure that literally can't happen because in 40k the soul is a connection to the warp psykers use that connection for their space magic while blank literally lack a soul and thus a connection to the warp

    • @FRAAANKYSUUUPER
      @FRAAANKYSUUUPER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sounds like Spear, blank with a demon forced into him...

    • @Scoutman4296
      @Scoutman4296 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Can't happen. Psykers have active souls in the Immaterium, blanks have none, while the most negative of blanks have souls akin to black holes.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm thinking of a tragic story where a psyker was really into a blank and gradually build up their tolerance to be able to be near them, and were able to get close enough to hang out and they were able to have a kid but the psyker died as a result because their soul was completely drained. But it was a true reciprocated romance, and the kid was able to become a psyker with extremely high resilience and control, but also exuded that weird aura that blanks have despite having a presence in the war. Not to the same level, not repulsed but people felt generally weird, like deja vu or Twilight zone.

    • @bwood6337
      @bwood6337 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As I understand, you might as well be saying "what if a number was positive and negative". They're inherently opposites because of how they function in lore.
      It's not like vapire & werewolf tropes where they're just different things altogether.

  • @statton35
    @statton35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Even Astartes need to eat and drink.
    Black Templars would take those religious trinkets hands down

  • @OnlyHeretic
    @OnlyHeretic 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    my lords we offer you our woman space marine : NO
    Emperor's children : Thank you very much.

  • @The_Lunch_Man
    @The_Lunch_Man 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You just cant win with space marines.
    You don't offer them courtesy, you get smacked, you offer them courtesy, they get offended lmao

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Alvez was that kid in class who didn't understand why people were nice to each other, and resented compliments and offers of friendship. And then they went and gave that kid a Space Marine body and expected him to grow out of that phase. Nah. It got incorporated into his Astartes form, and comes out as disgust and distrust of anyone not-Astartes.

  • @raphwalker9123
    @raphwalker9123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Emperors children marine:"ill take some of those narcotics and women thanks."

  • @fionn2220
    @fionn2220 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "...even women, which the astartes have no use for in the slightest" LOL

    • @icedragongaming
      @icedragongaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      depends on chapter , but mostly its true.

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s okay, they’re just not used to Positive Feedback!

  • @tjm11015
    @tjm11015 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "At my disposal eh, you will soon find out just how, disposable, you are."

  • @Koi_Boi14
    @Koi_Boi14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly I'd just offer ammunition cause I can't aim for SHIT

  • @Fylasfrommabi
    @Fylasfrommabi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you mean "the honored are disposable"

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey super human with the turbo charged liver you want some drugs?

  • @Archon3960
    @Archon3960 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Based Marines do not appreciate Simping.
    (Hear that, Emperor's Children? That one's on you. ^^)

  • @barrydalton4743
    @barrydalton4743 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To be fair I can definitely understand that. At worst it can be seen as brown nosing as if to gain favor, while at best it’s a sign of respect and love, though too much can get in the way, such as in the scene later in the novel when they were just trying to get through the streets people were fawning over them, unaware of why they’re here and the danger they’re going to be in.

  • @INVGProductions
    @INVGProductions 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is less an astartes reaction, and more because these guys are the most depressed sons of Dorn ever.

  • @lordlopikong6940
    @lordlopikong6940 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The only think an astartes need is you listening to them and you succeeding on your task.

  • @awsm253
    @awsm253 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I feel like the only thing that'd even get the attention of most Space Marines, is if Guardsman charged into battle as fearless as they did, despite not having a tank encasing them.

  • @surimonizarro9791
    @surimonizarro9791 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Makes me wonder how they react when someone does not give a shit and acts casually around them. Not off put by them like normal humans, not all up and praising the ground they walk on. Just acting like their a normal soldier

  • @raspherion
    @raspherion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Guardsman: Can i offer you a drink, food, woman?
    Ultramarine: Non of those are-
    Spacewolf: *slaps Ultramarine mouth shut* Ya say drink?

  • @TheN3crons
    @TheN3crons 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Do anything else that's even remotely counted as boot licking an astartes or you're the main character. It would be considered treason and dealt with absolute retribution.
    I reckon the guard are far more better than the astartes at diplomatic problem solving or they wouldn't exist in the current lore anymore against the likes of those engineered to have these larger than life human traits.

  • @ElJorro
    @ElJorro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think in some cases they would eat food. Just some more fuel in the tank.

  • @brucewyane3183
    @brucewyane3183 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love this book really wish the crimson fists got more updates from GW