As my mother always said...a good wife doesn't like that.....that's was the reason my father ran away with her sister and lived happily ever after...for the sister was a very bad wife and he liked it...and he was right..
I remember walking into classroom on the occasion of sex education. We boys were separated from the girls, on entering the classroom we were confronted with a full frontal and side section drawing of a female with all her :er' naughty bits on show pinned to the blackboard....the teacher describing ''not only the stiff upper lip, and the unpleasantness'' circa 1958/9
This is well written & performed comedy and is funny. Thanks for the laughs. Modern comedy is shite(My humble opinion) Last leg, Mash Report, Have I got etc etc
Totally agree ........ we're told what to watch nowadays by all the leftists in high places, and that's why we don't see writers doing brilliant stuff like 'Til Death Us Do Part' and the likes. Even most of the old stand-up comedians were banned from tv because of their routines. It's all very sad and boring now, and this is why more and more folk have stopped paying their tv licences, and moved to non-censored outlets so they CAN watch their old favourites of the 70's and 80's. Terrestrial tv is becoming an endangered species now, and no fucking wonder. Most of what they put on is an insult to the intelligence, i.e soaps, shit 'quiz' programmes, and penny-a-dozen cooking programmes, and totally fake 'Reality' self-indulgent nonsense. And of course the brain-washing, biased-towards-the-left news broadcasts.
@@rossmckenzie2433 who are these leftists in high positions with all this power? Oh and give us an example of someone who was banned old fella. Go on . Unless you mean the pedos and perverts that your lot let run amuck through the 60s and 70s. Good times heh? 😅😅 best part being these sketches were actually making fun of everything you’re moaning about losing. 🤣🤣🤣👍
@@grumpyoldgit9498 who said I don’t like them? I just don’t need to rubbish others shows to compliment what I do like.You Expressed your opinion, as dumbarse as it was, and I pointed out what a whiny little tissue you are. My opinion. See how that works?
Well. I suppose the only way that the newly married couple could come to terms with consummating the ghastly deed, was for the wife to fain sleep and think of England. How the husband coped I'll (short of inspirational visuals) one can only guess.
Made long after Monty Python. Harry Enfields comedy was a sketch show ( ie shorts like this) based around a series of characters of which Mr Chomoldley Walker was one
although this was an informative public information film, i was mostly offended by all the strong language, and acts of sin and wickedness, and if i ever want to get married and so have children then off course me and my wife may well have a nasty conversation about the beastly things that we will have to do in the bedroom no doubt with the lights off because if i just about want to look at her during the day ,then at night, i will have to console myself that i at least cannot see her when it`s dark and off course during our union i don`t want to really look at her when she makes not nice facial expressions, and no doubt if i`m doing something right than she will make a noise like a she wolf, and hopefully we can make it quick and try to keep any not nice language down to a minimum, but off course during it all i may well have to say things like is it in the tunnel yet, and do you feel damp down there, and she well say to me encouraging things like have you done this before, and do you know what you are doing, and have you even got one, and off course if we don`t succeed the first time then i may well have to be a bit more prepared the next time by drinking a litre of gin, looking at the harrod`s underwear catalogue, and maybe even looking at a photograph of her sister, and off course once all the nastiness is at least over and done with for now, not only will we hopefully be blessed by having children, but also hopefully i will never have to watch this public information film again and think about the filth contained in it, which can only remind me of our gran parents shagging and off course know one wants that.
I recall the exact opposite sex education scenario to this...its John Cleese and his ' Wife'..in The Meaning Of Life...watch it and you'll see what I mean
this thing went over my head. I sirpose that might have somepin t'do with the fact that I turned off the audio so I wouldn't dis-turb my sleeping wife. (true story)
That filthy picture of the duchess of Arbroath without a hat on always works for me.
We definitely need comedy like this on our teles again...
the problem being is the woke brigade would complain
Agreed but you wont get it on Woketastic BBC anymore! And to think this comedy was considered to be doing away with offending anyone!
Too right
@@postie9434 can't we arrange an accident ?
This is a comedy?
I had to stop for a minute as I was laughing too much 🤣 I miss these shows SO much. Thanks for sharing these 💖💖😂👏👏👏👏👏
Same here , here here !
“How often do you and your spouse engage in conjugal unpleasantness?”
“Infrequently.”
“Is that answer one word, or two?”
🤣 Brilliant
That's going to make the blokes at the golf club laugh Saturday
"uniting your unmentionables" absolute gold.
frightful
Harry is brilliant, he’s so funny and witty!
As my mother always said...a good wife doesn't like that.....that's was the reason my father ran away with her sister and lived happily ever after...for the sister was a very bad wife and he liked it...and he was right..
Ya gotta luv a slapper!
@@marccas10 I laughed way to much..... Niiiiiiiice one, nice...
Is your mother still single? pH number please.
@@memorylane9557.... you can visit her....10 stupid virgins cemetery ....grave number 666...
@@memorylane9557 pH number? Are you implying she was acidic?
These Harry Enfield sketches were genius, the self defence one is so so funny
'The Unpleasantness' !
Love it ! I'm in stitches.
"the more foreign minded of you"
"Has the train arrived in Paddington yet?"
"No, I'm afraid it's in Colchester. Ouch." ☺☺
it always was a sssh---ole
"Here is a photo of the Duchess of Arbroath without her hat on"
"Most invigorating!"
😆
I can't believe they actually showed that photo before the camera. Children may be watching!
@@Gilmaris Outrageous!!!
Excellent non P c comedy
She did actually (Arbroath) have some iffy photos..
I love the size of Great Britain on that globe!
Is that by chance a coded language to prevent graphic references? Because I do believe that is what the lady said.
whats wrong with it ?
A vertiable Atlantis!
Nonsense! It's perfectly to scale.
What I love about these sketches is most civilised countries had films similar to this growing up too so it relates beyond just us Brits
Civilized countries beyond Britannia? Surely you jest.
I hope young couples are watching and learning.
This is how I imagined my grandparents doing it 😂
rather splendid indeed! can't doubt us brits for jolly fine humour.
Absolutely spiffing!
35 people were unable to maintain 'not only a stiff upper lip'.
That electro bed ....🤣
It doesn't get much funnier than this!
"Never, never, never attempt to use strong language in front of a lady" 🤣
No need for sex education in schools, just show this most illuminating video 🤪
"Conjugal unpleasantness". Genius.
This is why Renounced Pronunciation comedy can be really funny. 😂
Received Pronunciation.
@@1042firegirl dam, your right. I'm losing my renunciations.
I remember walking into classroom on the occasion of sex education. We boys were separated from the girls, on entering the classroom we were confronted with a full frontal and side section drawing of a female with all her :er' naughty bits on show pinned to the blackboard....the teacher describing ''not only the stiff upper lip, and the unpleasantness'' circa 1958/9
I was getting hedoocated then the only thing stiff, was the punishment cane
"Its indecent!"
It is if you push hard enough.
Love going to Colchester 😉
From this to Love Island and Married at First Sight - progress 😂😂😂
‘Electro Bed’......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was the funniest part.
"The act of frightfulness"
i havent laughed that hard in a long time, pricesless..
In the interests of decency I'd rather you had said 'firm' instead of hard.
Has the train arrived in Paddington yet? Lmao
😆
No but it's passed Bushy, gone through Maidenhead and it's now leaving Staines
@@kennethpearson2938 At least it's not in Colchester.
Short answer: No.
@@kennethpearson2938 that’s brilliant 😂
"...we have the assistance of an attractive young lady..!!" (poor girl looks more like a KGB Agent!)
Has the train arrived in Paddington yet?...
@butchoscar Ouch.
I haven't laughed this hard since my friends mom queefed out her birthday candles .
Very well illi-e-u-straited.
I wish society was more like this today.
Is that because you'd do it for a potato? I'm assuming you're a foreigner.
@@annakeyeI'd rather have a cup o tea.And I'm 100% British sweetheart!
what the ---
Well quite
"Where people will (ahem) for a potato."
Didn't get that part
Brilliant stuff
The buzzer bed eventually cured my brother but the electro bed would’ve worked a lot quicker.
Conjugal unpleasantness....lol
Crying with laughter!
- “Ouch!”
- “Sorry.”
*cut to lights on.*
😆
Electro bed damn great idea
Electro bed. Yes great!! That way I would have stopped wetting my bed before age 35. 😉👍🏽💖
No wonder so many married men have a 'touch of the lavender' about them.😁😁
I like arriving in colchester.
Isn't Colchester northeast of Paddington? What were they aiming for in the first place?
That Duchess of Arbroath is such a brazen hussy.
Splendid just splendid😂
"No sex please. We're British!"
the Electro bed advert at the end is also quality
Utterly fucking funny
leave the room
This is well written & performed comedy and is funny. Thanks for the laughs. Modern comedy is shite(My humble opinion) Last leg, Mash Report, Have I got etc etc
Totally agree ........ we're told what to watch nowadays by all the leftists in high places, and that's why we don't see writers doing brilliant stuff like 'Til Death Us Do Part' and the likes. Even most of the old stand-up comedians were banned from tv because of their routines. It's all very sad and boring now, and this is why more and more folk have stopped paying their tv licences, and moved to non-censored outlets so they CAN watch their old favourites of the 70's and 80's. Terrestrial tv is becoming an endangered species now, and no fucking wonder. Most of what they put on is an insult to the intelligence, i.e soaps, shit 'quiz' programmes, and penny-a-dozen cooking programmes, and totally fake 'Reality' self-indulgent nonsense. And of course the brain-washing, biased-towards-the-left news broadcasts.
Lolz. Old man shakes fist at clouds. Whine on, whine on.
@@rossmckenzie2433 who are these leftists in high positions with all this power? Oh and give us an example of someone who was banned old fella. Go on . Unless you mean the pedos and perverts that your lot let run amuck through the 60s and 70s. Good times heh? 😅😅 best part being these sketches were actually making fun of everything you’re moaning about losing. 🤣🤣🤣👍
@@grumpyoldgit9498 who said I don’t like them? I just don’t need to rubbish others shows to compliment what I do like.You Expressed your opinion, as dumbarse as it was, and I pointed out what a whiny little tissue you are. My opinion. See how that works?
@@grumpyoldgit9498 😅that’s your response? Took you a week for that? You really are a bit simple. Sorry you’re so fragile precious.
Superb!
Brilliant!
Only time train arrives early
😂
Nothing has changed in all these years eh.
Howling!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very funny 😁😁enjoyed watching this video 😀😀
Poor Colchester.......
In today world , Electro Bed, would be classified ( domestic violence)
I’m more like the boy at the end 🤣
So funny!
Well. I suppose the only way that the newly married couple could come to terms with consummating the ghastly deed, was for the wife to fain sleep and think of England. How the husband coped I'll (short of inspirational visuals) one can only guess.
I have many potatoes
Coalchester. 👌
Is that near Wooky Hole?
Precisely sir.
@@marccas10 First exit off the ring road.
Hilarious ! ... the ( UK round pin plug ) adds to this era ( ? ) ... DAVE™ 🛑
❤👍
What was the damn date this was filmed??? Shades of where Monty Python and others in Britland got their ideas and tempo from: this guy.
Made long after Monty Python. Harry Enfields comedy was a sketch show ( ie shorts like this) based around a series of characters of which Mr Chomoldley Walker was one
@@jontalbot1 Made in the 90's, but ridiculing the speech and valuess of Cinema News Reels and Public advice films of the 1930's.
Surely a train from Colchester would be heading for Liverpool St not Paddington 🤷🏻♂️
Orf spring
The beastliness ... Ha ha.
although this was an informative public information film, i was mostly offended by all the strong language, and acts of sin and wickedness, and if i ever want to get married and so have children then off course me and my wife may well have a nasty conversation about the beastly things that we will have to do in the bedroom no doubt with the lights off because if i just about want to look at her during the day ,then at night, i will have to console myself that i at least cannot see her when it`s dark and off course during our union i don`t want to really look at her when she makes not nice facial expressions, and no doubt if i`m doing something right than she will make a noise like a she wolf, and hopefully we can make it quick and try to keep any not nice language down to a minimum, but off course during it all i may well have to say things like is it in the tunnel yet, and do you feel damp down there, and she well say to me encouraging things like have you done this before, and do you know what you are doing, and have you even got one, and off course if we don`t succeed the first time then i may well have to be a bit more prepared the next time by drinking a litre of gin, looking at the harrod`s underwear catalogue, and maybe even looking at a photograph of her sister, and off course once all the nastiness is at least over and done with for now, not only will we hopefully be blessed by having children, but also hopefully i will never have to watch this public information film again and think about the filth contained in it, which can only remind me of our gran parents shagging and off course know one wants that.
you actually have frightfulness ? lucky bugger.
Brilliant 😂
Orfspring
Mi sides are gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂 I've found muscles in my sides that I never knew existed before!!
Bring back Electro-Bed!
Actual comedy... Strange but
I say, this film is a bit off. Most unseemly.
debauchery.. just what is the world coming to.
She is not a graphic revenge. Ouch. 😊
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Most invigorating!
Electrobed ?............. where can you buy one? ...... i`m told Amazon may have some in stock ............ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I recall the exact opposite sex education scenario to this...its John Cleese and his ' Wife'..in The Meaning Of Life...watch it and you'll see what I mean
Pot poodle the dead dog in a pot 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
So g
North London is better than east London
And it't certainly better than souff London .
What for---Beastliness?
Absolutely right, mate. North London has culture and brains. East London doesn't.
Commietube
Why?
Orfspring. Lmso.
this thing went over my head. I sirpose that might have somepin t'do with the fact that I turned off the audio so I wouldn't dis-turb my sleeping wife. (true story)
Ill-u-strate. Vis-u-al.
Haha
Orfspring