The Conjugal Rights Guide

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  • @bewildered5444
    @bewildered5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That filthy picture of the duchess of Arbroath without a hat on always works for me.

  • @BassSwirls
    @BassSwirls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    We definitely need comedy like this on our teles again...

    • @postie9434
      @postie9434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the problem being is the woke brigade would complain

    • @sharonlee4773
      @sharonlee4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed but you wont get it on Woketastic BBC anymore! And to think this comedy was considered to be doing away with offending anyone!

    • @davidtomlinson6138
      @davidtomlinson6138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too right

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว

      @@postie9434 can't we arrange an accident ?

    • @frednitney5831
      @frednitney5831 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a comedy?

  • @Salena905
    @Salena905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I had to stop for a minute as I was laughing too much 🤣 I miss these shows SO much. Thanks for sharing these 💖💖😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “How often do you and your spouse engage in conjugal unpleasantness?”
    “Infrequently.”
    “Is that answer one word, or two?”

    • @simon5582
      @simon5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣 Brilliant

    • @chrisbuesnell3428
      @chrisbuesnell3428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's going to make the blokes at the golf club laugh Saturday

  • @kennztube
    @kennztube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "uniting your unmentionables" absolute gold.

  • @AnitaDil
    @AnitaDil ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Harry is brilliant, he’s so funny and witty!

  • @loisdemontmajour974
    @loisdemontmajour974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    As my mother always said...a good wife doesn't like that.....that's was the reason my father ran away with her sister and lived happily ever after...for the sister was a very bad wife and he liked it...and he was right..

    • @marccas10
      @marccas10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ya gotta luv a slapper!

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@marccas10 I laughed way to much..... Niiiiiiiice one, nice...

    • @memorylane9557
      @memorylane9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is your mother still single? pH number please.

    • @loisdemontmajour974
      @loisdemontmajour974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@memorylane9557.... you can visit her....10 stupid virgins cemetery ....grave number 666...

    • @shaun2urz
      @shaun2urz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@memorylane9557 pH number? Are you implying she was acidic?

  • @Slash1066
    @Slash1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    These Harry Enfield sketches were genius, the self defence one is so so funny

  • @oldgitsknowstuff
    @oldgitsknowstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    'The Unpleasantness' !
    Love it ! I'm in stitches.

  • @MrBrutal33
    @MrBrutal33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "the more foreign minded of you"

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Has the train arrived in Paddington yet?"
    "No, I'm afraid it's in Colchester. Ouch." ☺☺

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it always was a sssh---ole

  • @Rhubba
    @Rhubba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Here is a photo of the Duchess of Arbroath without her hat on"
    "Most invigorating!"

    • @dr.davidwho4053
      @dr.davidwho4053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆

    • @Gilmaris
      @Gilmaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can't believe they actually showed that photo before the camera. Children may be watching!

    • @mercedesscholl5551
      @mercedesscholl5551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Gilmaris Outrageous!!!

    • @simonlamphee9905
      @simonlamphee9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excellent non P c comedy

    • @mac1975
      @mac1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She did actually (Arbroath) have some iffy photos..

  • @gazzaboo8461
    @gazzaboo8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love the size of Great Britain on that globe!

    • @Gilmaris
      @Gilmaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that by chance a coded language to prevent graphic references? Because I do believe that is what the lady said.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whats wrong with it ?

    • @jc441-i3q
      @jc441-i3q ปีที่แล้ว

      A vertiable Atlantis!

    • @KrisHughes
      @KrisHughes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nonsense! It's perfectly to scale.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    What I love about these sketches is most civilised countries had films similar to this growing up too so it relates beyond just us Brits

    • @frednitney5831
      @frednitney5831 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Civilized countries beyond Britannia? Surely you jest.

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I hope young couples are watching and learning.

  • @Hackett1066
    @Hackett1066 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is how I imagined my grandparents doing it 😂

  • @MothershipOracle
    @MothershipOracle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    rather splendid indeed! can't doubt us brits for jolly fine humour.

    • @Gynra
      @Gynra ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely spiffing!

  • @misterprecocious2491
    @misterprecocious2491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    35 people were unable to maintain 'not only a stiff upper lip'.

  • @bul3119
    @bul3119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That electro bed ....🤣

  • @ikonkaar
    @ikonkaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It doesn't get much funnier than this!

  • @turbo8628
    @turbo8628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Never, never, never attempt to use strong language in front of a lady" 🤣

  • @royksk
    @royksk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    No need for sex education in schools, just show this most illuminating video 🤪

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Conjugal unpleasantness". Genius.

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop
    @DrumToTheBassWoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is why Renounced Pronunciation comedy can be really funny. 😂

    • @1042firegirl
      @1042firegirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Received Pronunciation.

    • @DrumToTheBassWoop
      @DrumToTheBassWoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@1042firegirl dam, your right. I'm losing my renunciations.

  • @brianperry
    @brianperry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I remember walking into classroom on the occasion of sex education. We boys were separated from the girls, on entering the classroom we were confronted with a full frontal and side section drawing of a female with all her :er' naughty bits on show pinned to the blackboard....the teacher describing ''not only the stiff upper lip, and the unpleasantness'' circa 1958/9

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was getting hedoocated then the only thing stiff, was the punishment cane

  • @markywellsboy2182
    @markywellsboy2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Its indecent!"
    It is if you push hard enough.

  • @laurencetitusoates6328
    @laurencetitusoates6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love going to Colchester 😉

  • @marcushinton772
    @marcushinton772 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    From this to Love Island and Married at First Sight - progress 😂😂😂

  • @borleyboo5613
    @borleyboo5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ‘Electro Bed’......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was the funniest part.

  • @elgonm289
    @elgonm289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The act of frightfulness"

  • @ricksmith7631
    @ricksmith7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i havent laughed that hard in a long time, pricesless..

    • @BassSwirls
      @BassSwirls ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the interests of decency I'd rather you had said 'firm' instead of hard.

  • @alanwitton5039
    @alanwitton5039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Has the train arrived in Paddington yet? Lmao

    • @dr.davidwho4053
      @dr.davidwho4053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😆

    • @kennethpearson2938
      @kennethpearson2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No but it's passed Bushy, gone through Maidenhead and it's now leaving Staines

    • @nesossin
      @nesossin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kennethpearson2938 At least it's not in Colchester.

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Short answer: No.

    • @tombstoneharrystudios584
      @tombstoneharrystudios584 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennethpearson2938 that’s brilliant 😂

  • @susandumbill8805
    @susandumbill8805 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "...we have the assistance of an attractive young lady..!!" (poor girl looks more like a KGB Agent!)

  • @RichArd-vc5jp
    @RichArd-vc5jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Has the train arrived in Paddington yet?...

  • @derekcrymble9085
    @derekcrymble9085 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't laughed this hard since my friends mom queefed out her birthday candles .

  • @johnmccabe1974
    @johnmccabe1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very well illi-e-u-straited.

  • @sharonlee4773
    @sharonlee4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wish society was more like this today.

    • @annakeye
      @annakeye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that because you'd do it for a potato? I'm assuming you're a foreigner.

    • @sharonlee4773
      @sharonlee4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annakeyeI'd rather have a cup o tea.And I'm 100% British sweetheart!

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว

      what the ---

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว

      Well quite

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Where people will (ahem) for a potato."

  • @brendanharding6699
    @brendanharding6699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brilliant stuff

  • @leighmac1625
    @leighmac1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The buzzer bed eventually cured my brother but the electro bed would’ve worked a lot quicker.

  • @annmitchell4663
    @annmitchell4663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Conjugal unpleasantness....lol

  • @leedsman54
    @leedsman54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Crying with laughter!

  • @RabidLeroy
    @RabidLeroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    - “Ouch!”
    - “Sorry.”
    *cut to lights on.*

  • @Growler57
    @Growler57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Electro bed damn great idea

    • @winstonmiller9649
      @winstonmiller9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Electro bed. Yes great!! That way I would have stopped wetting my bed before age 35. 😉👍🏽💖

  • @heartofoak45
    @heartofoak45 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No wonder so many married men have a 'touch of the lavender' about them.😁😁

  • @bigbaxi
    @bigbaxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like arriving in colchester.

  • @emho5135
    @emho5135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn't Colchester northeast of Paddington? What were they aiming for in the first place?

  • @bobroberts6155
    @bobroberts6155 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Duchess of Arbroath is such a brazen hussy.

  • @zzzyxwv
    @zzzyxwv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Splendid just splendid😂

  • @GodfatherXXI
    @GodfatherXXI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "No sex please. We're British!"

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the Electro bed advert at the end is also quality

  • @simonl1785
    @simonl1785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Utterly fucking funny

  • @grumpyoldgit9498
    @grumpyoldgit9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is well written & performed comedy and is funny. Thanks for the laughs. Modern comedy is shite(My humble opinion) Last leg, Mash Report, Have I got etc etc

    • @rossmckenzie2433
      @rossmckenzie2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally agree ........ we're told what to watch nowadays by all the leftists in high places, and that's why we don't see writers doing brilliant stuff like 'Til Death Us Do Part' and the likes. Even most of the old stand-up comedians were banned from tv because of their routines. It's all very sad and boring now, and this is why more and more folk have stopped paying their tv licences, and moved to non-censored outlets so they CAN watch their old favourites of the 70's and 80's. Terrestrial tv is becoming an endangered species now, and no fucking wonder. Most of what they put on is an insult to the intelligence, i.e soaps, shit 'quiz' programmes, and penny-a-dozen cooking programmes, and totally fake 'Reality' self-indulgent nonsense. And of course the brain-washing, biased-towards-the-left news broadcasts.

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolz. Old man shakes fist at clouds. Whine on, whine on.

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rossmckenzie2433 who are these leftists in high positions with all this power? Oh and give us an example of someone who was banned old fella. Go on . Unless you mean the pedos and perverts that your lot let run amuck through the 60s and 70s. Good times heh? 😅😅 best part being these sketches were actually making fun of everything you’re moaning about losing. 🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grumpyoldgit9498 who said I don’t like them? I just don’t need to rubbish others shows to compliment what I do like.You Expressed your opinion, as dumbarse as it was, and I pointed out what a whiny little tissue you are. My opinion. See how that works?

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grumpyoldgit9498 😅that’s your response? Took you a week for that? You really are a bit simple. Sorry you’re so fragile precious.

  • @Neitherherenorthere970
    @Neitherherenorthere970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Superb!

  • @frankford1115
    @frankford1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant!

  • @russellwilliams1071
    @russellwilliams1071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Only time train arrives early

  • @shiftyshamsk
    @shiftyshamsk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nothing has changed in all these years eh.

  • @bernadettemurray8260
    @bernadettemurray8260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Howling!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jonathanmarsden3653
    @jonathanmarsden3653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very funny 😁😁enjoyed watching this video 😀😀

  • @roberttelford745
    @roberttelford745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poor Colchester.......

  • @evelynmifsud1125
    @evelynmifsud1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In today world , Electro Bed, would be classified ( domestic violence)

  • @BBoaBrim
    @BBoaBrim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m more like the boy at the end 🤣

  • @btrdangerdan2010
    @btrdangerdan2010 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So funny!

  • @letsseeif
    @letsseeif ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well. I suppose the only way that the newly married couple could come to terms with consummating the ghastly deed, was for the wife to fain sleep and think of England. How the husband coped I'll (short of inspirational visuals) one can only guess.

  • @gregwilliams6828
    @gregwilliams6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have many potatoes

  • @BassSwirls
    @BassSwirls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Coalchester. 👌

    • @marccas10
      @marccas10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that near Wooky Hole?

    • @BassSwirls
      @BassSwirls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Precisely sir.

    • @goldeneddie
      @goldeneddie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marccas10 First exit off the ring road.

  • @davidfalconer8913
    @davidfalconer8913 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious ! ... the ( UK round pin plug ) adds to this era ( ? ) ... DAVE™ 🛑

  • @jakubkrcma
    @jakubkrcma 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ❤👍

  • @thedwightguy
    @thedwightguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was the damn date this was filmed??? Shades of where Monty Python and others in Britland got their ideas and tempo from: this guy.

    • @jontalbot1
      @jontalbot1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made long after Monty Python. Harry Enfields comedy was a sketch show ( ie shorts like this) based around a series of characters of which Mr Chomoldley Walker was one

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jontalbot1 Made in the 90's, but ridiculing the speech and valuess of Cinema News Reels and Public advice films of the 1930's.

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Surely a train from Colchester would be heading for Liverpool St not Paddington 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orf spring

  • @jasonhoe
    @jasonhoe ปีที่แล้ว

    The beastliness ... Ha ha.

  • @paulsmith-ll9vg
    @paulsmith-ll9vg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    although this was an informative public information film, i was mostly offended by all the strong language, and acts of sin and wickedness, and if i ever want to get married and so have children then off course me and my wife may well have a nasty conversation about the beastly things that we will have to do in the bedroom no doubt with the lights off because if i just about want to look at her during the day ,then at night, i will have to console myself that i at least cannot see her when it`s dark and off course during our union i don`t want to really look at her when she makes not nice facial expressions, and no doubt if i`m doing something right than she will make a noise like a she wolf, and hopefully we can make it quick and try to keep any not nice language down to a minimum, but off course during it all i may well have to say things like is it in the tunnel yet, and do you feel damp down there, and she well say to me encouraging things like have you done this before, and do you know what you are doing, and have you even got one, and off course if we don`t succeed the first time then i may well have to be a bit more prepared the next time by drinking a litre of gin, looking at the harrod`s underwear catalogue, and maybe even looking at a photograph of her sister, and off course once all the nastiness is at least over and done with for now, not only will we hopefully be blessed by having children, but also hopefully i will never have to watch this public information film again and think about the filth contained in it, which can only remind me of our gran parents shagging and off course know one wants that.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you actually have frightfulness ? lucky bugger.

    • @petesmith7743
      @petesmith7743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant 😂

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orfspring

  • @russellwilliams1071
    @russellwilliams1071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mi sides are gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @winstonmiller9649
      @winstonmiller9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣😂 I've found muscles in my sides that I never knew existed before!!

  • @thekaiser4333
    @thekaiser4333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bring back Electro-Bed!

  • @PeterStrachanMusic
    @PeterStrachanMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actual comedy... Strange but

  • @carlgrant9785
    @carlgrant9785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I say, this film is a bit off. Most unseemly.

    • @petesmitt
      @petesmitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      debauchery.. just what is the world coming to.

  • @SimonFurber
    @SimonFurber ปีที่แล้ว

    She is not a graphic revenge. Ouch. 😊

  • @rossmckenzie2433
    @rossmckenzie2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @newtonwhatevs
    @newtonwhatevs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most invigorating!

  • @steamdieselrailwayvideosfi4296
    @steamdieselrailwayvideosfi4296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Electrobed ?............. where can you buy one? ...... i`m told Amazon may have some in stock ............ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

  • @free..to..air..
    @free..to..air.. ปีที่แล้ว

    I recall the exact opposite sex education scenario to this...its John Cleese and his ' Wife'..in The Meaning Of Life...watch it and you'll see what I mean

  • @cheesetomato9140
    @cheesetomato9140 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pot poodle the dead dog in a pot 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @btrdangerdan2010
    @btrdangerdan2010 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    So g

  • @neoshanahan497
    @neoshanahan497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    North London is better than east London

    • @johnniethepom2905
      @johnniethepom2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it't certainly better than souff London .

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What for---Beastliness?

    • @Walthur13
      @Walthur13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely right, mate. North London has culture and brains. East London doesn't.

  • @sublunacy
    @sublunacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Commietube

  • @jacquelinefox2632
    @jacquelinefox2632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Orfspring. Lmso.

    • @alanfeldman1255
      @alanfeldman1255 ปีที่แล้ว

      this thing went over my head. I sirpose that might have somepin t'do with the fact that I turned off the audio so I wouldn't dis-turb my sleeping wife. (true story)

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ill-u-strate. Vis-u-al.
    Haha

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Orfspring