Not an exact version but for all who want to use this, I made as good of a copy as I could. Alright, look, we need to talk. I’m moving out. I’m leaving, this is me moving out, party of one now. Why? Why? Well for one, you’re always here. When I wake up in the morning, even when I come back from work, surprise! There you are. Then you’re here all weekend, you don’t go out, you have no friends. And then you call, you call all the time. What are you doing? I’m working. You call again. What are you doing? Still fucking working. What are you doing now? And then you text. I fucking hate texting. TTYL? What the fuck is TTYL? There are no vowels in there. Who taught you that? It was Susan wasn’t it. No more talking to Susan, ever. Susan put you on Facebook, I saw you on Facebook. I saw your friend request, I’m not going to accept it. Oh you’re friends with Johnny, he tells me everyday. “Bro guess who I’m friends with” Dude that’s awesome, guess who just bought a fucking gun. Look I know I seem really rash and crazy right now but you need to understand that, Mom, I’m moving out. What? No! No I don’t want a popsicle, you can’t just lure me back all the time with delicious popsicle and home baked lasagna you can’t keep doing that I’m a grown man, I pay taxes! I got taxes! I’m out. Ugh, I’ll stay…. Can I have a blue popsicle?
I actually got through an audition thanks to this monologue it was perfect and different and I had them laughing from start to Finish thanks to Adam who wrote and performed this in the first place it gave me a great starting point
Moving Out! By Adam Rosenberg "Alright, look, we need to talk. I’m moving out. Im out, im leaving, this is me moving out, party of one now. Why? Why? (nervous kinda of crazy laugh) Well for one, you’re always here. When I wake up in the morning, ( wave ) Morning! You’re here when I come back from work, surprise its you! Then you’re here all weekend, you don’t go anywhere, you have no friends, you stay here. And then you call, you call all the time. What are you doing? I’m working. What are you doing? Still fucking working. What are you doing now? Im working. And then you text. I fucking hate texting. TTYL? What the fuck is TTYL? Theres no permanent vowels in there its no (attempts to say ttyl as one word kind of comes out like) PahTil-It’s not even a real word! Who taught you that? It was Susan wasn’t it. No more talking to Susan, ever, ever. Susan put you on Facebook didn’t she? I saw you on Facebook. I saw your friend request, I’m not going to accept it. I’m not gonna ac-wha-what? Yea- yeah I know you’re friends with Johnny, he tells me everyday. “hey Bro guess who I’m friends with” that’s awesome Dude, guess who just bought a fucking gun. Look I know I seem really rash and crazy right now but you need to understand, that Mom… I’m moving out. What? No! No I don’t want a popsicle, you can’t cant keep luring me back all the time with delicious popsicle and home baked lasagna you can’t keep doing that I’m a grown man, alright? I am 25! I pay taxes, I got taxes!!! I’m out. Ugh, I’ll stay…. Can I have a blue popsicle?" Complete side note great job man! bravo! its crazy something you uploaded 8 years ago still going strong lol
I think this is exact. Tried my best Alright, look, we need to talk. I’m moving out. I’m out. I’m leaving. I’m out. Rosenburg is out, party of one. Why? Why? Well for one, you’re always here. Here, When I wake up in the morning, even when I come back from work, surprise! It’s you. Then you’re here all weekend, you don’t go anywhere, you have no friends. You stay here… And then you call, you call all the time. What are you doing? I’m working. I’m still fuckin’ working. What are you doing now? I’m working… And then you text. I fucking hate texting. TTYL? What the fuck is TTYL? There are no permanent vowels in there. TTY- It’s not even a real word! Who taught you that? It was Susan wasn’t it. No more talking to Susan, ever. Ever! Susan put you on Facebook, didn’t she? I saw you on Facebook. I saw your friend request, I’m not going to accept it. I’m not gonna accept i- Oh yeah, I know you’re friends with Johnny, he tells me everyday. “Bro guess who I’m friends with” that’s awesome, dude. And guess who just bought a fucking gun. Look I know I seem really rash and crazy right now but you need to understand that, Mom, I’m moving out. What? No! No I don’t want a popsicle, you can’t just lure me back all the time with delicious popsicles and home baked lasagna you can’t keep doing that I’m a grown man! Alright? I’m 25! I pay taxes! I got taxes! I’m out. Ugh, I’ll stay…. Can I have a blue popsicle?
Alright look wee need to talk im moving out im out rosenbergs out ... why ... why wel lfor one your always here even when i wake up ...when i get home from work suprise and then you are here all weekend dont go anywere no friends you stay here and then you call you call all the time what are you doing im working. Im still working. What are you doing now (sigh) im working , and then you text i hate texting ttyl what the fuck is ttyl there is no vowles the t thers its not even a real word who taught you that. It was susen No more talking to susen. Ever..ever susin put you on facebook didnt she i saw you on facebook i saw your request im not going to accept it i know your friends with johnny he tells me every day. Hey bro geess who im frends with ... thats awsome guess who just bought a fucking gun. I know i seem really rash and crazy right know but mom you need to know im moving out what what no i dont want a popsicle you cant just luer me back with delisious popsicles and homebaked lasagnia you cant do that im a grown man im 25 i got taxes i pay taxes...ill stay...can i have a popsicle
Arosenberg925 I was wondering if you were able to grant me permission also. I really like it and would like to use it also and would definitely give you credit.
It would have been just as good without the swearing. I talked to a movie script writer and asked him "Do you think it is necessary to put swear words in a script to make it more "real" or powerful. He answered instantly," NO." Good for you though, to write your own monologue.
MrBarishnikov100 no it wouldn't have, he is being true to himself by not limiting the word choices for his written piece, swear words DO change things like this.
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Not an exact version but for all who want to use this, I made as good of a copy as I could.
Alright, look, we need to talk. I’m moving out. I’m leaving, this is me moving out, party of one now. Why? Why? Well for one, you’re always here. When I wake up in the morning, even when I come back from work, surprise! There you are. Then you’re here all weekend, you don’t go out, you have no friends. And then you call, you call all the time. What are you doing? I’m working. You call again. What are you doing? Still fucking working. What are you doing now? And then you text. I fucking hate texting. TTYL? What the fuck is TTYL? There are no vowels in there. Who taught you that? It was Susan wasn’t it. No more talking to Susan, ever. Susan put you on Facebook, I saw you on Facebook. I saw your friend request, I’m not going to accept it. Oh you’re friends with Johnny, he tells me everyday. “Bro guess who I’m friends with” Dude that’s awesome, guess who just bought a fucking gun. Look I know I seem really rash and crazy right now but you need to understand that, Mom, I’m moving out. What? No! No I don’t want a popsicle, you can’t just lure me back all the time with delicious popsicle and home baked lasagna you can’t keep doing that I’m a grown man, I pay taxes! I got taxes! I’m out. Ugh,
I’ll stay…. Can I have a blue popsicle?
This was the best monologue I've come across in - ever. Great stuff man!
I actually got through an audition thanks to this monologue it was perfect and different and I had them laughing from start to Finish thanks to Adam who wrote and performed this in the first place it gave me a great starting point
I never get tired of this
This is Such A Really Awesome Acting! You Are Very Talented! I Like Your Expressions, And I Like Your Performance.
Holy! I'm using this one. Just brilliant!
Moving Out!
By Adam Rosenberg
"Alright, look, we need to talk. I’m moving out. Im out, im leaving, this is me moving out, party of one now. Why? Why? (nervous kinda of crazy laugh) Well for one, you’re always here. When I wake up in the morning, ( wave ) Morning! You’re here when I come back from work, surprise its you! Then you’re here all weekend, you don’t go anywhere, you have no friends, you stay here. And then you call, you call all the time. What are you doing? I’m working. What are you doing? Still fucking working. What are you doing now? Im working. And then you text. I fucking hate texting. TTYL? What the fuck is TTYL? Theres no permanent vowels in there its no (attempts to say ttyl as one word kind of comes out like) PahTil-It’s not even a real word! Who taught you that? It was Susan wasn’t it. No more talking to Susan, ever, ever. Susan put you on Facebook didn’t she? I saw you on Facebook. I saw your friend request, I’m not going to accept it. I’m not gonna ac-wha-what? Yea- yeah I know you’re friends with Johnny, he tells me everyday. “hey Bro guess who I’m friends with” that’s awesome Dude, guess who just bought a fucking gun. Look I know I seem really rash and crazy right now but you need to understand, that Mom… I’m moving out. What? No! No I don’t want a popsicle, you can’t cant keep luring me back all the time with delicious popsicle and home baked lasagna you can’t keep doing that I’m a grown man, alright? I am 25! I pay taxes, I got taxes!!! I’m out. Ugh, I’ll stay…. Can I have a blue popsicle?"
Complete side note great job man! bravo! its crazy something you uploaded 8 years ago still going strong lol
I really wanna use this for my next audition! This was phenomenal!
I think this is exact. Tried my best
Alright, look, we need to talk. I’m moving out. I’m out. I’m leaving. I’m out. Rosenburg is out, party of one. Why? Why? Well for one, you’re always here. Here, When I wake up in the morning, even when I come back from work, surprise! It’s you. Then you’re here all weekend, you don’t go anywhere, you have no friends. You stay here… And then you call, you call all the time. What are you doing? I’m working. I’m still fuckin’ working. What are you doing now? I’m working… And then you text. I fucking hate texting. TTYL? What the fuck is TTYL? There are no permanent vowels in there. TTY- It’s not even a real word! Who taught you that? It was Susan wasn’t it. No more talking to Susan, ever. Ever! Susan put you on Facebook, didn’t she? I saw you on Facebook. I saw your friend request, I’m not going to accept it. I’m not gonna accept i- Oh yeah, I know you’re friends with Johnny, he tells me everyday. “Bro guess who I’m friends with” that’s awesome, dude. And guess who just bought a fucking gun. Look I know I seem really rash and crazy right now but you need to understand that, Mom, I’m moving out. What? No! No I don’t want a popsicle, you can’t just lure me back all the time with delicious popsicles and home baked lasagna you can’t keep doing that I’m a grown man! Alright? I’m 25! I pay taxes! I got taxes! I’m out. Ugh,
I’ll stay…. Can I have a blue popsicle?
this is so good!
This was sooooooo EPIC!!!!! 🤙🤙🤙
Love it
This was awesome. Great work
Enjoyed this.. awesome!
haha that was awesome man. were doin monologues soon in drama class and if its ok with you, im gonna do a edited version of this. i loved it!
this is amazing. (:
this is awsome
Made me smile 😁
dat was great
Could I please use this for my audition as well? I'll do you justice by giving it my own spin!
hahaa randonly found this, it's hilarious. You should consider doing stand up.
I love this 😂
It’s really funny
Best audition
Lol love it 😊
the taxes bit his voice so made me think Seth Green
This is so funny! Is this monologue from a play?????
Funny I loved it
Why isn't this guy on TV?
James Stephen Walsh he’s done a lot of “extra” work, playing minor characters in shows/movies
Fantastic dude, thought it was brilliant.....
Isn't this the McD guy from The Founder?
atinb sure is
is it ok to use this for possibly my monolog? I will need to change it a bit being that I am in my 40's. LOL
Your awesome..!!! Haha..!!
👌🏽👌🏽
omg can i use this ??????
is it a published monologue if so can I use it for a performance
Nice brother
Is this published?
what is the name of this monologue, im interested in doing it for my A-level performance
He's talking about the ending :\
Alright look wee need to talk im moving out im out rosenbergs out ... why ... why wel lfor one your always here even when i wake up ...when i get home from work suprise and then you are here all weekend dont go anywere no friends you stay here and then you call you call all the time what are you doing im working. Im still working. What are you doing now (sigh) im working , and then you text i hate texting ttyl what the fuck is ttyl there is no vowles the t thers its not even a real word who taught you that. It was susen No more talking to susen. Ever..ever susin put you on facebook didnt she i saw you on facebook i saw your request im not going to accept it i know your friends with johnny he tells me every day. Hey bro geess who im frends with ... thats awsome guess who just bought a fucking gun. I know i seem really rash and crazy right know but mom you need to know im moving out what what no i dont want a popsicle you cant just luer me back with delisious popsicles and homebaked lasagnia you cant do that im a grown man im 25 i got taxes i pay taxes...ill stay...can i have a popsicle
Joel Anderson. Thank u so much for doing this
What's the name of this monologue?
Can I use this for my audition? They are requiring that I get permission from the author/playwright
Yes go ahead just make sure you give the credit where its due. Thanks.
Arosenberg925 I was wondering if you were able to grant me permission also. I really like it and would like to use it also and would definitely give you credit.
Yes!
I appreciate it.
Ayo Arosenberg925 is it ok if I use this monologue for an audition?
What is this from?
where did you get this monologue from!?
He wrote it so you can't find it online but you can write it out as he says it to use it
Or was this an audition for something I dunno haha
Can I email you for some advice on acting?
It would have been just as good without the swearing. I talked to a movie script writer and asked him "Do you think it is necessary to put swear words in a script to make it more "real" or powerful. He answered instantly," NO." Good for you though, to write your own monologue.
MrBarishnikov100 no it wouldn't have, he is being true to himself by not limiting the word choices for his written piece, swear words DO change things like this.
Lol!
Is this published?