This playthrough is one of my favorites. It honestly feels surreal from beginning to end- Tomar struggles with the simplest of platforming, Chris’s hypothetical was so weird that it left Zach speechless. Don’t even get me started on the unexpected cameo of The Jizzness…
wow the joke was he didnt do anything. you could have replaced him with any other random person. tomar sucks and is a detriment to the group, but its really funny because hes their friend jesus fucking christ tomar takes this channel to a new low
Tomar was scared because of his intense rivalry with Ultra Instinct Shaggy, legend says tomar saw shaggy one day and said “Somebody needs to take him down a peg” then began a century long battle between our worlds strongest forces that would change the course of history forever
I can't believe I forgot this playthrough, they were on rare form here. I can't think of a way to praise this one without sounding really lame so I'll lean into it: OneyPlays at their absolute _best!!_ This playthrough has everything I've been wanting!!
My favorite parts: 5:18 Chris's Shaggy and Scooby impression 5:42 Tomar meets Scooby improv 6:35 Zach laughing at Chris's poop humor 12:56 Chris shitting on Shenmu's Tomar's Turtle Racing 18:20 Chris's insane murder mystery 26:35 Tomar's apathy towards his "friends" 31:39 Family Guy/Simpsons crazy crossover 38:20 Zach's Trump impression 45:19 Chris filling in his joke quota 46:23 Family Guy/Simpsons crazy crossover (part 2) 48:29 Zach's Baby Yoda improv 53:12 Chris's Yoshi improv 53:52 Tomar's reaction to Snake dying 1:00:59 Zach being mean to Chris 1:04:09 Zach trying to ask a Mr. Incredible hypothetical
Its a real bummer Tomar aka "Jirard the Completionist" decided to pocket the money for dementia charity just so he could fund giant glass case to store the Tomar Emeralds.
40:23 I can't believe that Tomar started snarling and barking at his good friends Zachary, Christopher, and Lylello, and threatened to perform acid attacks on their families.
40:35 despite the baby thief having a short screen time, the baby thief is legit \one of the most evil, despicable menaces in the entire oneyplays series. It disturbs me deeply that they never killed him and he's still out there roaming the oneyplay verse kidnapping babies.
Lyle has the power to adjust the universal fact that: the jizzness was a one off character. That’s just wrong. BRING HIM BACK! 🎉 I love how much Zach loves him
Obviously this is a ridiculous hypothetical because we all know the Jizzness is real, but IF that was a character improvised on the spot by I dunno… Lyle for example, then that would be some of the quickest, most iconic improv on this channel
Maybe I’m biased because jp2 was one of 8 movies we owned on second hand vhs, but I’m gonna say; not that bad, the cliff scene, a little drawn out but still pretty good, “don’t go into the long grass,” memorable line.
First off. BROS! I just discovered yall from your Spooky Jumpscare Mansion video. But bro. I'm baked af rn. The touch fuzzy get dizzy level.... Holy shit I'm baked. BUT THAT SHE HAD ME DYING. Bless all of ya'll and happy holidays. I hope everyone is doing well. ✌️😊
This is like super Mario world if they made a sequel except that a lie because it’s actually a prequel so this game is lying to you so it’s the worst game ever screw this game
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
time to enjoy another complete series of 'oneyplays editors falling asleep with DaVinci Resolve open' i hope at some point in the future, the creatures you've had frozen in a glacier-wall thaw out completely and learn that you can make project templates in Resolve so every video they slave over doesn't have entirely different mixing and volume issues.
As usual, I was picking what oneyplays complete series I was going tk be watching tonight. I wasn’t sure if I had made the right choice but the first words uttered out of Tomar’s lips resonated with me 🙏
The Jizzness taking down Kendrick and Em in a single diss track was phenomenal, but i honest think his appearance in this OneyPlays vid is his most underrated
this one was cute because it was just after tomar’s kid was born and you can tell he’s excited & happy to be with friends
This playthrough is one of my favorites. It honestly feels surreal from beginning to end- Tomar struggles with the simplest of platforming, Chris’s hypothetical was so weird that it left Zach speechless. Don’t even get me started on the unexpected cameo of The Jizzness…
He’s been a special guest twice but he needs to appear more.
I've just seen this for the first time and I love the Snake's dying sound bit they do at around 53:40
@@andyukmonkey Chris’ is near perfect!
And lyle.
i swear there was a gas leak in the room when they recorded this, everyone's IQ drops by about 40 points. it's magnificent
Tomar meets Scooby Doo
5:43 one of the greatest moments of OneyPlays
We really need a best of Scooby doo references compilation
wow the joke was he didnt do anything. you could have replaced him with any other random person.
tomar sucks and is a detriment to the group, but its really funny because hes their friend
jesus fucking christ tomar takes this channel to a new low
Fr we need the tomar ignores compilation. It'd be a doozy
@dylandaugherty4149 he has add😢
Tomar was scared because of his intense rivalry with Ultra Instinct Shaggy, legend says tomar saw shaggy one day and said “Somebody needs to take him down a peg” then began a century long battle between our worlds strongest forces that would change the course of history forever
I can’t stop thinking about Tomar making eggs, I’m losing sleep
This is what globs are for . It's natural and a beautiful process of life .
What do you think Tomar's eggs smell like haha?
Cmon fat
*Eggmar
Ooh jaxy, look how many eggs I made. (In the voice of Chris doing tomar)
"Tomar what civilization would you wipe off the face of the earth?"
*picks an ancient civilization from the past so he can destroy the timeline*
The cradle of civilization no less
No he just wants to wipe Iraq off the earth because he's a Jewish elite who wears magical gems full King Solomon style.
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@@LehySnek (((joshua tolmar)))
I can't believe I forgot this playthrough, they were on rare form here. I can't think of a way to praise this one without sounding really lame so I'll lean into it: OneyPlays at their absolute _best!!_ This playthrough has everything I've been wanting!!
My favorite parts:
5:18 Chris's Shaggy and Scooby impression
5:42 Tomar meets Scooby improv
6:35 Zach laughing at Chris's poop humor
12:56 Chris shitting on Shenmu's Tomar's Turtle Racing
18:20 Chris's insane murder mystery
26:35 Tomar's apathy towards his "friends"
31:39 Family Guy/Simpsons crazy crossover
38:20 Zach's Trump impression
45:19 Chris filling in his joke quota
46:23 Family Guy/Simpsons crazy crossover (part 2)
48:29 Zach's Baby Yoda improv
53:12 Chris's Yoshi improv
53:52 Tomar's reaction to Snake dying
1:00:59 Zach being mean to Chris
1:04:09 Zach trying to ask a Mr. Incredible hypothetical
Whenever Zach does a trump impression to me it is the highlight of that video
38:20 The transcript function helped me find this moment. This is my favorite out of the whole playthrough.
Best part
16:31 Can’t believe Tomar has been holding on to all that charity money for all these years
You don't ask a man about his globs.
I read this as soon as he said it
Or a lady about her slop
To be fair, the Jizzness brought up his globs first
Its a real bummer Tomar aka "Jirard the Completionist" decided to pocket the money for dementia charity just so he could fund giant glass case to store the Tomar Emeralds.
To be fair, the Tomar Emeralds are way more valuable than treatment for dementia
40:23 I can't believe that Tomar started snarling and barking at his good friends Zachary, Christopher, and Lylello, and threatened to perform acid attacks on their families.
17:51 Zach's scream it's perfectly synchronized with baby Mario
thank you father oney
18:20 I just know Ding Dong would've cooked Chris for that hypothetical
[UNIRONIC TRIGGER WARNING] This is the lets play that Tomar finally loses it from the bullying. Just a heads up gang.
Oh so that’s why there was 3 loud bangs and then only Tomar speaking for the last 1/3 of the video… erm, awkward!!!
Hey buddy. Making fun of trigger warnings triggers my anxiety is not ok. Now you gotta suck my fat globs to apologize ;)
@@bigbeefscorchothe 3 loud bangs was him licking his former friends up and turning them into eggs.
I mean he kinda had it coming. You don't just ask someone about their globs like that and expect to get off scott-free, bro...
Well they got to close to finding the emeralds, he had to do something
happy birthday christopher! the light in your eyes grows fainter every year but we still love you the same
40:35 despite the baby thief having a short screen time, the baby thief is legit \one of the most evil, despicable menaces in the entire oneyplays series. It disturbs me deeply that they never killed him and he's still out there roaming the oneyplay verse kidnapping babies.
Don't worry he probably despawned as soon as he scrolled off screen
The absolute best Series, if there was any series I wished they'd finished.
Lyle has the power to adjust the universal fact that: the jizzness was a one off character.
That’s just wrong. BRING HIM BACK! 🎉 I love how much Zach loves him
He came back in another series
He did he did! He made a reappearance in a playthrough with Tomar and Lyle
He came back during the Elden Ring playthrough for an exclusive cameo. It's in the latest summer best-of.
Hey, I really appreciate you guys. I will be hunting down that The jizzness part 2
"It's the Great Yoshi Relay, that was the original subtitle."
Tomar lies, successfully fools Chris, and immediately fesses up. What a mensch.
i know that those can cracking noises in most episodes are probably energy drinks but i legitimately love the idea of them drinking lyle water
Definitely one of my favourite series, thanks for the complete series video!
48:53 GRAAHH HAHAHAHA
51:11 the wing animation on the Koopas is the so goof
May 10 24 Friday
I’ve been waiting for this one for a while, one of the most comedy-dense series’ on the channel
The urbanspook hypothetical is so funny just because Zach is scared and confused to solve the puzzle.
timestamp?
@@kavsmusicandmore18:20
@45:00 BIG BLOB! BLOB - BIG BLOB!!
Zach is at his best while scared and confused
What would you do if I was killed and then you found a very scoiry painting of a face behind my ear?
Not even 10 minutes in and the energy of this video is so wild that watching it feels like being tazed
Dang, I knew this was gonna happen. This series was so good, anything with the 4 main boys is the best
Obviously this is a ridiculous hypothetical because we all know the Jizzness is real, but IF that was a character improvised on the spot by I dunno… Lyle for example, then that would be some of the quickest, most iconic improv on this channel
Impossible. Lyle wasn't even there
Mesopotamia is modern day Iraq. Tomar thinks we're all to stupid to see through his facade
1:02:52 this is my favorite bit in oney plays history
6:36 Best Tutorial Ever 🤣
"Push Down to Shit"
*_*PFFF!*_*
5:29, 9:34, 17:09, 30:48, 38:50, 42:28, 45:32, 49:00, 1:00:56, 1:04:09, 1:11:10, 1:16:52
I still love Zack asking Chris if it was him who had the baby yoda fetish
Maybe I’m biased because jp2 was one of 8 movies we owned on second hand vhs, but I’m gonna say; not that bad, the cliff scene, a little drawn out but still pretty good, “don’t go into the long grass,” memorable line.
ah yes jp2
jeepers preepers two
Looks like I got a new video to fall asleep to.
26:34 - Tomar ignores Zach yet again
30:38 - Is Tomar Brian from the Family Guy?
42:10 - Normal...
First off. BROS! I just discovered yall from your Spooky Jumpscare Mansion video.
But bro. I'm baked af rn. The touch fuzzy get dizzy level....
Holy shit I'm baked. BUT THAT SHE HAD ME DYING.
Bless all of ya'll and happy holidays. I hope everyone is doing well.
✌️😊
40:23 my favorite Twisted Tolmar moment
I’ve watched like way too much of this channel and I can say that This is literally the best oneyplays ever.
38:26 i love the pause before they all start busting out laughing
'im not going to playing this game ad completist at all'
Can't belive Tomar would syphon money from a fake charity event like that
Not FUCKING cool, Tomar
This is like mario but with dinos
This is like super Mario world if they made a sequel except that a lie because it’s actually a prequel so this game is lying to you so it’s the worst game ever screw this game
Rip adam kovic
Yeah
0:57
you gonna ask a man about his globs?
Watching Tomar play this was….painful.
he is really, really bad at this game. he plays like he has crippling arthur write us
4:00 Lyle’s water
5:20 Scooby
30:38 Brian kid
27:30
The first 10 minutes is a fever dream
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
Man, I know this is a bit but it's so uncomfortable I almost couldn't like the comment
Tomar saying “hi peter” is so surreal
Did Tomar have a surgery right before this? I'm a bit baffled at some of the platforming and gaming cues he wasn't grasping.
Best comment by far
He had the bolts removed from his neck and his iq dropped 15 points
Anyone notice that lyle and The Jizz-ness are never in the same room... Does lyle have beef with The Jizz-ness or smth
Nah, Lyle is just really unlucky.
I think Lyle is just a character The Jizzness plays sometimes
I heard they got in a glob lobbing competition and Lyle accused the jizz-ness of cheating
I love how Chris said Zach would be Mr. Weed if he were a Family Guy Character. So unexpected but not too unexpected it's funny.
Tomar struggles harder in this play through than ever and it’s magnificent. They really eat his lunch here.
Whoops, it's a little quiet, enjoy before they take it down and reupload it in three days.
If someone has footage of Tomar brooding his eggs, please send it to me.
17:48 "Hey babe, you dropped this."
I've heard that the fda called Lyle's liquids poisonous
You heard nothin
@@markfuckerturd5165 you can't hide the truth
this playthrough has the worst jokes, and that’s why it rocks
16:31 Um... gulp... That aged poorly!
I remember when papa Tomar laid an egg; this is his story. 🥚
OneyPLAYS: I can't play this, I haven't played this.
I'm so sad this never got finished the duality of being a oneyplays fan
50:31 possible greasy strangler reference cause thats why i was laughing, too
time to enjoy another complete series of 'oneyplays editors falling asleep with DaVinci Resolve open'
i hope at some point in the future, the creatures you've had frozen in a glacier-wall thaw out completely and learn that you can make project templates in Resolve so every video they slave over doesn't have entirely different mixing and volume issues.
Waaaaa
Yes, I was just looking in the other day to see if there was a complete series of this
I think about “press down to shit” at least once a day 6:32
As usual, I was picking what oneyplays complete series I was going tk be watching tonight. I wasn’t sure if I had made the right choice but the first words uttered out of Tomar’s lips resonated with me 🙏
Might be the best oneyplays series
53:53 Tomar - Snake at the coms
15:27 Did tomar just say gnomestruck? Did anyone else catch that?
i think i’ve been watching this one at least 2-3 times a day for the past 5 days
1:00:59
16:09 one of Zack's little iconic oooh's
There have been so many series that I forgot you ever played. Here's to another one. :U
I think Jurassic Park 3 is criminally underrated
The fans have been BEGGING to know. Who on oneyplays would drink boiling milk for 14,000 dollars?
Happy Birthday Chris ! :)
I'm not able to make out what Zach says at 31:10 when the three of them are talking at the same time. Anyone mind helping out?
he kinda paused at “tomar you’re-“ every time and didn’t finish his sentence as far as i could hear
@@bowpow No, he's definitely saying something else
We needddd a compilation of all the times Lyle mentions Lilyputians plzzz
Oneyplays strikes back
The Jizzness taking down Kendrick and Em in a single diss track was phenomenal, but i honest think his appearance in this OneyPlays vid is his most underrated
54:00
When you’re ophidiophobic and stranded in the Amazon
Still the funniest tomar bit 40:24
This is the 1,400th video in my 2024 playlist
May 11 24 Saturday
What if they made Tomar Island?
A baby from a distant world would come and shit on it for sure
Tomartopia ?
It's almost to scary to fathom
You mean Little Saint James aka Epstein Island?
@@AmIntriguedwhat if a bunch of different colored Tomars go on a quest to find his brother
I `FFFFFREAKING LOVE OneyPlays!
So this is where the infamous Quagmire and Marge gaslighting incident originated from.
Ah, MediaPlay, I miss that place. Only got to go there once as a kid, it was magic.
This game is special to me, it’s the first one I ever beat by myself.
45:57 best reference, saving for myself.
can i hear it too?
It is fucking surreal hearing Cobb County mentioned in this.
I grew up there.
Why do you type like that
@@notveryniceatall
For effect
Can't believe they didn't believe the Simpsons bit.
That Family Guy/Simpsons thing makes me question so much.
Yet another oneyplays moment
Boogie 4988 teeth
this was the episode when the oneyplays channel was taken over by little green aliens
Shoutout to the crater that is Cobb County GA
6:10 I love how much they fuck with Tomar
Frozen was released 10 years ago
I hate being old
This video had a strong start