XTC Seagulls Screaming Parody
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- More (seagull) crap from the comedy alter-alter egos of XTC. This track, 'Seagulls Shitting on Me When I Wanna Kiss You' hails from 1984's everything but the kitchen sink production job 'The Big Excess'. Randy Parchment: 'We brought in Peter Lord to produce the album. He knew nothing about music production given that he owned a successful chain of shoe shops, but that was exactly what we were looking for. He brought something new to the table - a big box of shoes.'
'This song was our 'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park'', Randy explains. 'Anyone who has ever attempted to eat a chip butty at the seaside will sympathise.'
Lyrics:
Caught my fingers in the
Bastard deck chair
Seagulls came to steal
Our sodding chips, yeah
We were sitting kissing
They were on a mission
Seagulls shitting on me when I wanna kiss you
Something long and pink
I'll get it out yeah
It's a stick of rock for you
In my trousers
But ice cream with wafers was
Bleeding sea bird flavour
Seagulls shitting on me when I wanna kiss you
Where's my twelve bore
Where's my air gun
Show those birds who's boss
As they pinch the chips
From out my sandwich
Pick those bastards off
Feathers will fly
Now here comes a bloke from
The RSPB
Got a summons and intends to restrain me
But in my defence
They're still sitting on the fence those
Seagulls shitting on me when I wanna kiss you
Feathers will fly
© 1984 Randy Parchment
OMG this is hilarious.... Andy is this you!!
This is either Mr P. or AI vocals doing a Partsy. Personally I don't care as I adore the man so much I'll take what I can get :)
The great lyrics could be a giveaway! 😊
Sounds like Sir John Thomas on Holiday in Bognor Regis.
These parodies have made my week...
Excellent!