Best REAL medieval weapons to use against DRAGONS: FANTASY RE-ARMED

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  • WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS? Specifically what would be the best medieval weapons to use against dragons?
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  • @jessicagalvin4598
    @jessicagalvin4598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    The best defense against a dragon is protagonist-level plot armor.

    • @RestlessHarp
      @RestlessHarp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      True! Just check to make sure you're the main protagonist before going up against the dragon, and you're fine. :) If you're a supporting character, though...run away.

    • @TheSupercowkiki
      @TheSupercowkiki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      RestlessHarp or at the very least comic relief sidekick level armor.... They can't die either ( though we wish Jar Jar could with all our heart)

    • @RestlessHarp
      @RestlessHarp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes, that armor is good too (maybe too good sometimes...) :)

    • @nobodx
      @nobodx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Story revelant NPC, you might get knocked out, but will be up again in a minute

    • @mattes4929
      @mattes4929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Unless it's a legendary dragon, then you are screwed.

  • @yasheryuan
    @yasheryuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    What's the best weapon to fight dragons?
    "Traditional" medicine. Just advertise that dragon organs could cure impotence. They'll be extinct before you know it.

    • @pineforest1442
      @pineforest1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yasher Yuan or will they? Dragons are likely to figure out humans are attacking them, and, like we would if they were eating our livestock, retaliate. I mean, the more social they are, the higher the likelihood it will be to start going after humans. Even if that weren’t the case, they would likely develop some sort of change that would prevent humans from killing them, like light sleeping, plated eyelids (in case someone tries to sneak up on them and skewer them through the eye in their sleep), even stronger scales, anything that will save them from human attacks.

    • @antaresmc4407
      @antaresmc4407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@pineforest1442 evolution doesnt work like that and isnt that fast anyways

    • @suisiwara2036
      @suisiwara2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AntaresMC yeah lol thatll take them like 10,000 or so years to develop even the slightest of changes

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yasher Yuan the effectiveness of this would depend on intelligence of dragons. Most fantasy settings have dragons be long lived creatures, so evolution is likely not going to kick in time to adapt to sudden increase in attacks. However, if they are intelligent enough, they would form herds (or what ever you call a group of dragons) and develop tactics to fend of people and teach these to rest of dragons. This would lead to less frequent attacks overall, although it might also lead to larger scale planned attacks by armies which they might not do since this would require lots of resources.

    • @loserface3962
      @loserface3962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@popenieafantome9527 if they are in herds couldnt the humans use artillery as catapults since a herd is a larger target and less flexible movement wise?

  • @tidyheidi9143
    @tidyheidi9143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I like how Dark Souls portrays dragons. You run onto a bridge, a dragon sees you, and then it spits napalm at you and you burn to a crisp instantly. Just like in the real world.

    • @r.w.9631
      @r.w.9631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That ones a wyvern. There's only like three or four actual dragons in the Souls series. Kalameet, Seath, Sihn, and midir. I may be missing one or two.

    • @ender7278
      @ender7278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@r.w.9631 Wyverns are dragons.

    • @isodifbrakiul6387
      @isodifbrakiul6387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ender7278 Not in Dark Souls, Dragon isn't a generic word but rather a explicit type of flying lizard. Wyverns are a degenerated offshoot of Dragons proper.

    • @karnagefails333
      @karnagefails333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed.

    • @aldeenithegreat
      @aldeenithegreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I, too, frequently get incinerated by napalm-spitting dragons on my daily commute to work.

  • @twenty2thirty574
    @twenty2thirty574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Shad: Even Smaug is a bit big.
    Ancalagon: *largely laughs in the background.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    When you just say "dinosaurs" because you're scared to pronounce "Quetzalcoatlus"

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Thanks this summoned a lovecraft god in my room

    • @nfwrambo
      @nfwrambo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      sagar chowdhary honestly would explain a fair bit about the Aztecs...

    • @RichoOutlaw
      @RichoOutlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      They ain’t even Dinosaurs

    • @noobpro9759
      @noobpro9759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ket-zo-co-otle
      There now he'll pronounce it better.

    • @xthyl9855
      @xthyl9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I tried to say that and summoned 3 Aztec fitness gods

  • @Papperlapappmaul
    @Papperlapappmaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    For the large, intelligent, fire breathing dragons I'd recommend an AIM-26 Falcon nuclear-armed air-to-air missile. Just to be safe.

    • @isaacibbotson4632
      @isaacibbotson4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@HerrMasterLizard rail guns for that one. High velocity penetrating projectiles ftw

    • @legessi
      @legessi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You want Godzilla? Cuz that's how you get Godzilla..

    • @luck_adiante
      @luck_adiante 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Rikhard von Katzen and it crushes you too

    • @soil5942
      @soil5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      try strap it to a spaceship and launch it into space it can't breathe and it would depressurise it's wings can't push it due to lack of air and if it uses it's dragon powers to survive in space launch a chicken at almost the speed of light at it and that should be around the equivalent power of 50 of the nukes dropped on Hiroshima if my math is correct

    • @Secret_Moon
      @Secret_Moon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So no one tries using net?

  • @avegasuarez
    @avegasuarez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Shad: Dragons have feelings too!
    Shad 20 sec later: Let's see what the best way is to kill a dragon.

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, humans have feelings, we've been figuring out ways to kill each for all of history.

  • @kodakodiak3949
    @kodakodiak3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    One interpretation of "dragons fire" that I think is a really interesting one is instead of it being literal fire, its more of a chemical spray like that of the Bombardier beetle. It sprays chemicals together which cause an exothermic reaction as they mix. Think of a dragon doing this on a much much larger scale and peoples homes and things being set on fire and people burning alive from it. They might not be spewing actual fire, but people probably wouldve called it fire anyway because it burned everything it touches.

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Acid Dragon

    • @anon9579
      @anon9579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe like Reign of Fire

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anon9579 great movie 🎥👌
      Loved VanZant

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If the dragon’s body could produce methane gas to shoot flames, how much could it produce? How much could it store?

    • @Jpeg.g
      @Jpeg.g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@danielaramburo7648 interesting idea, having dragons have limited “ammo” in a fight. Where the methane or chemicals tun out mid spew

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    "Who are these suicidal nutcases trying to take on dragons in melee?"
    We prefer to be called paladins, thank you very much!

    • @9051team
      @9051team 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      KageMinowara
      Words written on a paladin’s gravestone:Pffft cowards.....

    • @DottaNatural
      @DottaNatural 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Leeroy Jenkins

    • @Cory_Dora
      @Cory_Dora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Chi Pa Pa Leerroyyyy!

    • @thatchannel195
      @thatchannel195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      KageMinowara dragonborns

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Melee? What are you an Orc or Elf? Unless it's a bayonet no one in the Blue army of the Republic of Man uses a melee weapon. An Howie strike or Air strike or costal bombardment could take out that beast.

  • @avgurikova580
    @avgurikova580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    But what about Dragons? That's a good weapon against a dragon.

    • @JustAnArrogantAlien
      @JustAnArrogantAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Indeed. Dragon-type is super effective against Dragon-type.

    • @dethmettle9236
      @dethmettle9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gud luck trying to tame Chromatics XD

    • @tonydanatop4912
      @tonydanatop4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dethmettle9236
      What about bribing a copper ?
      Or doing a lung a favor ?

    • @dahelmang
      @dahelmang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is what made the Temeraire series interesting, in spite of the SJW nonsense.

    • @tonydanatop4912
      @tonydanatop4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dahelmang
      Never read it what's it like ?

  • @j_money_tv
    @j_money_tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    2:24 "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The dragon, of course, flies anyways..."

    • @isaccorubinato799
      @isaccorubinato799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They had to have a medium body a not to much long tail and one wing have to be are 10 times their body and cave bones if they can fly they are very weak but really difficuilt to kill because of fire if they can breath fire

    • @isaccorubinato799
      @isaccorubinato799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So if they have a body of 8 meters they hawe two wings of 80 meters so massive wings not to massive body

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or it's Spyro

    • @billcasey9672
      @billcasey9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A magical organ that has two purposes. 1) extensive , beautiful, flight, whilst playing with mass and momentum, at the will of the dragon, not you. Not You. Specifically NOT. YOU.
      2) SHOULD THE FOCKER OF A PHYSICIST ATTEMPT TO IMPOSE HIS WILL, THE FOLLOWING EFFECTS TAKE
      PLACE:
      A) You, and your family line, both forwards and backwards in time are smitten with the following effects: loss of tongues , eyes, opposable thumbs, external and internal genitalia, the inability to digest plant or animal matter, no gastrointestinal tract, no calcium or cartilage internally in skeletal system, and herpes. And a lifespan of 190 years.
      Which would defy physics.
      Which is kinda the point.
      The dragon, physics limitations , nullified, rides the wind.
      On the wind, soars it's pre, and post battle cry.
      " Neener, neener , neener.🌈🐱🐶🐲🐉🦄🐉🦖👍🥾🍆

    • @SakuraLikesGames
      @SakuraLikesGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true. Dragon wings are equally as long as their body if not longer than their body from tip of their snout to the tip of their tail. Also, fantasy says "Fuck you, dumbass" bees should not be able to fly, their bodies are twice as large as their wingspan, they still fly somehow, moron. If a real-life creature that has no possibility to fly going by the laws of Aviation can do it, a Fantasy creature can do it, too. Bees are too big with wings way too small to be able to fly, yet, bees still fly, idiot.

  • @hoangminhle1964
    @hoangminhle1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Shad: "It would have to be a 1 in a million shot"
    "Use the Force, Luke"

    • @noobsaibot8780
      @noobsaibot8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Use unrelenting force, Dovahkiin.

    • @troyterry5759
      @troyterry5759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Bothan spies have discovered an access hatch leading to the dragon's reactor core. This vulnerable spot is just about the size of a womp-rat..."

    • @RandomGuy0400
      @RandomGuy0400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
      "it'd have to be a 1 in a million sh--- "
      "NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS"

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or the three fairies from Sleeping Beauty

    • @ender7278
      @ender7278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Time for a Holdo maneuver.

  • @williamschneider2441
    @williamschneider2441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    In the Elder Scrolls series (mostly just Skyrim), it actually does explain how dragons are able to fly despite their ridiculously small wings and un-aerodynamic frame.
    Much like how they can use specific magics naturally to breathe fire and the like, they have a natural connection to the sky goddess Kyne, and through that connection they use magic to fuel their flight.
    That's actually how the shout "Dragonrend (the shout you beat the game with)" works. It artificially severs a dragon's connection to sky magics and forces them to be unable to fly for the duration of the shout. The words to the shout are actually "mortal," "finite," and "temporary," showing that it is essentially forcing a dragon to experience mortality, cutting off its "godly" power.

    • @tincano-beans2114
      @tincano-beans2114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      William Schneider in reality you yell at the dragon "you're gonna die mate!" and he gets all sad and lands for a good cry.

    • @krisztianpovazson4535
      @krisztianpovazson4535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      IT'S MAGICK I AIN'T GONNA EXPLAIN SHEEEIT

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kerley Gaming! it's a dragon shout, with shouts you can do some insane stuff like control weather, summon fire and alike

    • @TrickyTrickyFox
      @TrickyTrickyFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      "You were adopted!"

    • @Litarifa
      @Litarifa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      chad you need to take a look at the docomentry ''the last dragon' in it they explane how a dragon can fly and bread fire. it's a very good documentry if you are a nerd you will love it as mach as I did.

  • @caldie4338
    @caldie4338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    You'd be crazy to take on a dragon alone, *unless you're dragon born*
    Skyrim music intensifies

    • @Equinerhael
      @Equinerhael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dovahkiin Dovahkiin
      Naal ok ziin los vahriin!

    • @sirteacup1182
      @sirteacup1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Caldie FUS RO DAH

    • @jasonlee8556
      @jasonlee8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Noble Viking Yol Tor Shuul

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dragon: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dovahkin, dovahkin, nal OK zin Los varhin!

  • @Balthizar101
    @Balthizar101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "You won't be able to kill a dragon with a single shot from a ballista."
    'flashbacks to GoT S8'

    • @s8theninjawarrior916
      @s8theninjawarrior916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Maybe you wont even be able to pierce the skull" flashbacks at cercei piercing BALERION'S SKULL

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Glad I didn't watch this bullshit

    • @danielrenner4677
      @danielrenner4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But I think you could penetrate and destroy their wings with special ballista arrows, so you would be able to take it's abillity to fly and falling down that far would probably kill a dragon

    • @intergalactic92
      @intergalactic92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair it was hit by about 3 at the same time.

    • @johnnyhorsewhale3116
      @johnnyhorsewhale3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Odinalf_lb I don't count game of thrones as true dragons, their Danny's pets more than anything her prized "children". They totally made them after wyverns just with fire breathing.....if they were any bigger then maybe they'd have actually won but when bad writing on their part to push s8 out fast af

  • @reakirk7624
    @reakirk7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Dragons in "How to Train Your Dragon" actually have an explaination as to how they can breath fire, they create a flammable gas that they ignite in their mouth, if you can spark it before it releases the fire it will cause a backfire.

    • @SakuraLikesGames
      @SakuraLikesGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Toothles proved that when he shot a tiny Plasma spark into the mouth of a Terrible Terror, the tiny dragon became stoned for a few moments.

    • @user-bf2nb3tm8f
      @user-bf2nb3tm8f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good to know

    • @trevorle7382
      @trevorle7382 ปีที่แล้ว

      Problem is: HTTYD is a children’s show that isn’t good with physics
      In reality, that gas won’t react as violently

    • @SakuragiSayo
      @SakuragiSayo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My personal favorite are the Ice/Frost using Dragons. Unfortunately they are often depicted as evil or very rare, almost extinct.

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tons of ways for dragon breath or balls even. How about a mixture of pure sodium, potassium, lithium, and water.
      I amm sure there are better ones I just don't know them.

  • @MetharosKM
    @MetharosKM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "...magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.” -Sir Terry Pratchett

    • @sizanogreen9900
      @sizanogreen9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The power of the Narrativium strong at work there I suggest:)
      Sir Terry is the best.

    • @isectoid9454
      @isectoid9454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There's actually a real life piece of logic that says something similar. Paraphrased, it goes "Every month millions of things happen to you. You should experience at least 1 million to one event a month."
      Its probably higher now, considering that logic was thought up by someone from way before our time. early 1900s I think.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@isectoid9454 that and with many complex systems having so much sensitivity that the vast majority of solutions are 1 in a million.

    • @prinzeszelda3650
      @prinzeszelda3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont use the lucky arrow or its Not 1 in a Million

    • @troyterry5759
      @troyterry5759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget Pratchett's further advice... Along the lines of: "Sure, but 900,000-to-one chances ... those almost never happen. So you'd better calculate your odds real carefully."

  • @plastahumana3435
    @plastahumana3435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    >Lightning to peel apart their scales;
    >Firestorms and a miasma of death and disease;
    >Giant bows.
    Easy kill

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      >Proclaim Age of Fire
      >...
      >PROFIT

    • @qwormuli77
      @qwormuli77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Even of good hunts, the dragons took three score of their hunters down with them. Gwyn's backup bitches need to git gud.

    • @Glimmcomp
      @Glimmcomp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...Best REAL medieval weapons...

    • @GhostInTheShell29
      @GhostInTheShell29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Glimmcomp. Best real medieval weapon the pommel. Once you throw your pommel at the dragon, and the dragon falls down laughing at you, your buddy can jump out and stab the dragon in the eye with a sword. I would recommend a good thrusting short sword for the job. Its all about speed and agility.

    • @alstroemeria
      @alstroemeria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just get a dude in a lion costume and give him a pointy stick, he'll do the job.

  • @nathanblissett9470
    @nathanblissett9470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "What's the best way to fight a dragon?"
    Shadiversity: "You don't"

  • @matthewlong9369
    @matthewlong9369 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In defense of the ballista, there are records of the Romans killing elephants with them in "De Re Military" by Flavius Vegitius Renatus, and in fact he recommended them for the purpose. He also records a centurion killing one with a short sword, but doesn't recommend trying to repeat the feat

    • @JasonVanderwyk-91Bravo
      @JasonVanderwyk-91Bravo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When i was in the Army i was around a airplane called a A-10 warthog and I think A-10 is pretty good comparison to a dragon . So if you think about what a dragon does when its in flight is it leads with its buisness end right so its firepower is front and center. In GOT when Drogon flys in to attack the lanister army . Drogon essentially does a attack run . If the dothraki are the soldiers on the front lines then the dragon is providing the air support essentially. Air strikes.
      Well an A-10 also has its firepower front and center it features a 30mm gatling gun right on the underside of the nose basically. So it can come in for an attack and its firepower also coming out front and center and so like how drogon makes a trail or row of fire and its like flying lawn mower right then flamethrower just mows down anything in its attack run path. Well the A-10 does that too where it fires in a attack run style. Flys in drops its ordnance and flys out and maybe the plane comes around for another attack run but . Like drogon also he comes in leaves his row of fire his path of destruction and then he flys away and comes around for another attack run and on and on. It does attack run after attack run . But that tactic or that strategy requires drogon to get closer or at least within a certain range of the enemy which means hes also putting himself in danger of the Scorpion . The A-10 and other planes that provide this type of air support i think it puts the plane in danger of being shot down by surface to air weapons like missiles. So i feel like the Scorpion and the ballista is essentially providing surface to air firepower. But keep in mind the Ballista is an unguided round essentially. So that would be like trying to shoot a fighter pilot with a Sniper rifle . The sniper rifle bullet is an unguided round . So if the dragon is. Intelligent and is really good at flying maneuvering. That really could be a 1 in Million shot . Not to mention dragons can fly well out
      Of range of the ballista . But the dragon would be most vulnerable ironically when its coming in to Napalm you because to get close enough to the target to accurately use the flamethower . That line of low flying would be when the ballistas could do real damage but you better not miss your shot

  • @poundbagcom
    @poundbagcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Step 1: Pray
    Step 2: Arrows in mass to punch holes in wings and add weight to the wings to slow the beast
    Step 3: Pray even more
    Step 4: Javelins( if possible) and batiste to add more weight and hopefully find soft spots such as eyes, under arms, joints in hide etc.
    Step 5: Pray in unison
    Step 6: Trebuchet to throw heavy rocks and assorted imported vehicles on top on dragon
    Step 7: Gregorian Chants
    Step 8: If Dragon is on the ground and immoble, Charge with Lances on horse, if moving, pike wall. If near Carthage, rush elephants.

    • @muffledgiraffe4303
      @muffledgiraffe4303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      En mass about 100 dudes 40 archers, 20 velite style javelin men, 10 pikemen and 10 dudes with harpoon things like what they used to kill whales modified for dragons. And 20 priests to bury the rest

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@samarnadra Honestly they are just going for a promotion. What do you mean I can't get more power to smite people I killed a dragon in your name. Or what do you mean you aren't going to make me an actual noble/Knight I just killed a firespewing tank with wings, you sure you want to be on my bad side?

    • @griffoncs6431
      @griffoncs6431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh man I wish I could give 2 thumbs up. The Import vehicles thing made me chuckle.

    • @kalenrieman3313
      @kalenrieman3313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't forget the praying.

    • @jimmylaser5587
      @jimmylaser5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate to break it for you, but the praying part doesn't actually work in reality...

  • @TheCsel
    @TheCsel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    In Hobbit book, it inferred that the belly of a dragon is normally weaker and vulnerable to arrows (Smaug however had coated his belly with treasures to protect his belly). So perhaps against a younger or less cunning dragon, arrows or blade to the belly would work. Inversely, Sam injures Shelob the spider-queen's near-impenetrable skin when the spider drops on him, her weight providing the force to pierce. If a dragon dove on you, perhaps the downward force could impale it.

    • @Ledabot
      @Ledabot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      TheCsel the lego effect. It only hurts because we're big.

    • @NxAllie
      @NxAllie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheCsel No, in the Hobbit book the dragons have impenetrable scales that first have to be damaged by a special one-of-a-kind arrow and then the same kind of one-of-a-kind arrow must be shot off a giant tower ballista pin-point into the damaged area in order to kill it.
      Sometimes it takes a generation or two between each shot.

    • @TheCsel
      @TheCsel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      lol no that was Peter Jackson's fan fiction. The Real Hobbit had no ballistas, the Black Arrow was a normal, albeit ominous arrow with some superstition attached to it.

    • @zuhtru
      @zuhtru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "You have my Sword."
      "And my Bow."
      And MY Axe."

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Csels right. Only truly special thing about the Black Arrow was that Bard had always managed to retrieve it each time.

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    One of my favorite ideas for how Dragons both fly and breath fire: the bacteria in their gut produces hydrogen as a byproduct. If they have organs that act as hydrogen storage, they could lighten their bodies to help with both flight and store the hydrogen for fire. That said, the more they use fire, the more desperate they are because they eventually lose flight ability.

    • @jerrykwan150
      @jerrykwan150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Considering how large a dragon's body is, wouldn't it have the potential to host so much bacteria that hydrogen production might require regular venting? I assume the storage is flexible of course but I don't think it'd be practical to just have a large protrusion on the body because of drag in flight. It'd be an interesting problem to determine how much hydrogen a dragon would prefer to hold for flight.

    • @anonymm3152
      @anonymm3152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've had a similar idea, but with methane instead

    • @robertromero8692
      @robertromero8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, that doesn't work scientifically. What you're describing is a beast with a hollow body, essentially a big gas bag, with no room for bones or internal organs. This is because it would take well over a thousand cubic meters of space replacing organ tissue with hydrogen to generate the kind of buoyancy needed. There simply isn't that kind of internal volume available. You're better off saying dragons can fly and breathe fire because "fantasy".

    • @Dummb
      @Dummb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jerrykwan150 what if the dragon farts hydrogen?

    • @Dummb
      @Dummb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jerrykwan150 what if the dragon farts hydrogen?

  • @crazypomp927
    @crazypomp927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Shad: Killing a dragon with a single ballista shot would have to be kind of a 1-in-a-million shot.
    Euron Greyjoy: Laughs

    • @blazecrep7849
      @blazecrep7849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, that cost him like 3 or 4 shots, and he took the dragons from surprise, so...

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      then there's Bard the Bowman from The Hobbit Battle of The Five Armies.

    • @leoneyamada5408
      @leoneyamada5408 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blazecrep7849 actually evidence shows a ballista would be overkill on the dragons shad is talking about. shad said the dragon was in between horse and elephant size.... and as ANYONE WHO IS ANYONE can tell you... there was an absolutely massive elephant that spent his days drinking with his trainer that was killed by a train in 1 hit... so the biggest of elephants falls to an early design of a train. early trains are probably going to hit about as hard as a ballista. i say this because the train wasnt going full speed and it isnt built to ram into things... so... i would say a ballista that is built to turn castles into swiss cheese is about that strong... so comparatively a ballista would absolutly 1 shot a dragon almost EVERY time... along with the fact it would pin the dragon into the ground and stop it from running away.... it would be like using a thumbtack on a beetle... it would be stuck and unable to fight back in any meaningful way other then struggle and breath fire in the general area its in... but yes it would absolutly be killed... and even if it didnt go all the way through (and it would...) the size of the bolts are so stupidly large it would be like having half of your chest turned into a hole and saying "tis but a flesh wound"... your just going to die instantly or bleed out VERY quickly

    • @scatman9166
      @scatman9166 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leoneyamada5408 I think the main point is actually hitting it in the first place. Also even an early train is going to have leagues more force behind it than a ballista

  • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
    @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    If dragon are intelligent, you could try talking to it - you might be able to reach an agreement.

    • @ThunderClawShocktrix
      @ThunderClawShocktrix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why does every one always assume we are dumb *rolls eyes* you know thatmost times dragons dont clause problems till we are provoked

    • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
      @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thankfully, my old school taught me not to tickle sleeping dragons

    • @mrslinkydragon9910
      @mrslinkydragon9910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or you could make love to the dragon...

    • @sushitime8622
      @sushitime8622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CMMC ; sure, but the problem is, Dragons tend to be smarter than most people you are likely to find.

    • @sosig6445
      @sosig6445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrslinkydragon9910
      Or ally with them to kill all the humans sick enough to try to lay with them....

  • @SamWickens
    @SamWickens 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    No, the trick to fighting dragons isn't ballistas. It's barristers! You sue to dragon and take all of its gold! Then it has nothing to live for and goes away.

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what if dragon eats your suerss and comes for you as well.

    • @WhiteManOnCampus
      @WhiteManOnCampus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You feed it more lawyers until they're all gone. Then humanity is better off.

    • @theknight660
      @theknight660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr Luxarina Ah but if you take all it's gold then you will be attacked and then you have a Smog situation on your hands

    • @user-sn7vr4di3z
      @user-sn7vr4di3z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As someone whose English is bad I thought you mean baristas, I was so confused trying to imagine group of them throwing coffee on dragon

    • @richardbonnette490
      @richardbonnette490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, this comment and the replies above are priceless! Thank you are sharing your thoughts. My life is so much better now. And as long as my coffee machine does not break down, I will be ready to take down any dragon.

  • @joaovitorfarinabraga690
    @joaovitorfarinabraga690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Fighting a dragon with a sword is the same as fight a t-Rex armed with a grenade-launcher with a knife

    • @xyzaxy230
      @xyzaxy230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So... fun?

    • @nilsdock
      @nilsdock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xyzaxy230 actually a grenade launcher would probably scare away the T-rex.

    • @precisionbowx6984
      @precisionbowx6984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nilsdock he means the T-Rex has the grenade launcher. Not you.

    • @SakuraLikesGames
      @SakuraLikesGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fighting a Dragon at all is the same as having a nuke or atomic bomb dropped directly onto your head.

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nilsdock The T.rex wields the grenade launcher, you donut.

  • @SerpentKnight555
    @SerpentKnight555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Something I thought of is how much can a dragon breathe fire? When you start applying more realistic logic to a dragon is that the fire isn’t endless and they do run out which could change how you would approach it by

    • @blazecrep7849
      @blazecrep7849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only thing I can imagine is 3 Dragon rider as Second World War British pilots
      "Situation?"
      "Roger, Captain my "Smaugy" has run out of fuel"

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blazecrep7849 “Smaugy” brings me such joy

  • @michaellight6981
    @michaellight6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Is your goal to kill the dragon, or is your goal to survive the encounter?

    • @tsulashyfox8588
      @tsulashyfox8588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well, killing it would lead to the latter. But I would settle for living XD

    • @wyattguilliams2621
      @wyattguilliams2621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If your goal is just survival, then you don't fight the dragon, you run (preferably not in a strait line in open terrain)

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My goal is to befriend it

    • @james35124
      @james35124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If you kill the dragon you'll be immortalized, if you survive the encounter.....
      You're the old hobbled drunk in the tavern

  • @Aethuviel
    @Aethuviel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Ice spears. Thrown by a bald blue eyed guy who's over 8000 years old. Crazy effective.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm thinking Avatar: The Last Airbender
      But i don't think Aang ever killed a dragon...
      And i don't remember how old he is...

    • @OtachiKaiju68
      @OtachiKaiju68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The white walker from GoT?

    • @sweepyourspeech8350
      @sweepyourspeech8350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Frida Nyberg long live the viserion

    • @CriKnight
      @CriKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's from the latest season of Game of Thrones.
      SPOILERS
      th-cam.com/video/Uc3R-pRds7Q/w-d-xo.html

    • @MWMTEE
      @MWMTEE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      in korra theres someone with boomy mans power and she shoots zukos dragon out the sky

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I was thinking “nukes” but then Shad said it had to be medieval weapons

    • @siegeheavenly3601
      @siegeheavenly3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's also trapping it in it's Dean and lighting the den on fire with oil to burn up all the oxygen and make the dragon suffocate to death.

    • @MonguinAssassin
      @MonguinAssassin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best weapon to use before usage of beasts for transportation becomes obsolete is actually the Gatling Gun. In real life, the Old West and the Victorian British Empire was the last glory time period for horses and carriages. World War 1 proved cavalry to be obsolete by then, and that's when people started using armored tanks and aircraft.
      Therefore, I pick the Gatling Gun being the best weapon while you still have a flying beast on your side, along with the beast itself. "Steampunk age" arrives and you have the biplanes, the winged fortresses, and the zeppelins.
      However, I would say the bola would be an effective weapon if we are limited to the high fantasy setting, even in the tribal age, because my pondering on the storytelling patterns suggest that the tribal period would be the time when dragons would be very common, very much like dinosaurs. People wouldn't slay the dragons, but trap them and train them like How to Train Your Dragon. Also, magic would be practiced, even just simple tricks.

    • @user-bf2nb3tm8f
      @user-bf2nb3tm8f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A10 go brrrrrrrt

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This does bring up an interesting idea about how the modern citizen could fight a dragon with what he can (legally) buy, however. I'm interested

    • @SakuragiSayo
      @SakuragiSayo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MonguinAssassin
      Most depictions of Dragons show they are more intelligent than humans, thus you can't actually tame one.

  • @forgerofsouls9126
    @forgerofsouls9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    In DnD, Dragons do have hollow, but, reinforced bones. And, they also use magic to reinforce their flight.

  • @ANotmyname
    @ANotmyname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    If we make a comparison between the jaws of a dragon and the jaws of a tyrannosaurus, nothing wearable even today could save you. A test was done using a replica t-rex jaw and a press applying pressure at a strength estimated by looking at the jaw structure and how muscles would be attached to it. The subject was a cow carcass, and it folded like origami. The thickest bones in the cow were broken in half. A t-rex is small in comparison to many depictions of dragons. tl;dr Don't get bit.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      how tall were t-rexex? (i mean,i could totally look this up,but naaaaww,i mean,who even likes google anyway? shitty company,not like it's ever brought us anything good(he says ironicallypleasedon'tbanmeizjustjokesm8izjuhsgaemyyuhev2bmedgoobyplznu.) would the jaw strength of a dragon the size of a giraffe be comparable?

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think i know what test you are talking about. if so yeah thing was rag dolled. shit was kinda scary. but what i find really scary would be spinosaurus or Giganotosaurus both are larger then the t rex.

    • @TzarBomb
      @TzarBomb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hum... at the end of the day been bitten by any of the three would result in a pretty quick death with or without plate armor.

    • @doubleaja3415
      @doubleaja3415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alex Notmyname AR500 steel would likely just make teeth break, but the pressure from the impact would kill you.

    • @franohmsford7548
      @franohmsford7548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T-Rex grew to 40ft in length incl. the tail so height would be around 30-33ft standing erect.
      The AD&D Great Wyrm Red Dragon = Average 180ft body length PLUS 165ft tail length!
      That's approximately 4 blue whales end to end!

  • @darthvader6533
    @darthvader6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Its very easy to kill a dragon:
    *Dragonrend*
    *Sword spam*
    Then simply absorb the soul and go home to your wife and kids.
    Easy peasy

    • @CrankyBonesGaming
      @CrankyBonesGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Unless Miraak takes the soul haha

    • @Xterminator8411
      @Xterminator8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With Emphasis on Elemental Fury XD

    • @devilravenninja9597
      @devilravenninja9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry to disappoint but the "Dragons" in Skyrim are Wyverns... Meaning Dragonrend is specific to the Wyvern subspecies

    • @darthvader6533
      @darthvader6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@devilravenninja9597 Dragonrend, the rending of dragons. Its a big lizard with wings, let me have my moment :p

    • @devilravenninja9597
      @devilravenninja9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darthvader6533 Sorry, I just have those moments where I get overly pedantic

  • @zweihanderpancakes1855
    @zweihanderpancakes1855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how he uses skyrim dragons as the example of when fire is taken out of the picture, despite the fact that skyrim dragons can VERY MUCH breathe fire.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In all fairness, that's kind of a weird case where they're actually just casting a type of fire spell that they happen to be especially good at.

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HeraldOfOpera Not really even just that, they're basically just talking their language which manifests as their elemental breath. As to why they aren't triggering different effects with every other word beats me.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@backonlazer791 The language in question is inherently magical. The fact that it's their native tongue doesn't change the fact that anyone can learn to breathe fire by speaking it.

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeraldOfOpera Yes, but just because it's magical doesn't make it "magic", or at least the Stormcloaks don't seem to think so, since they don't really respect magic but do respect the Thu'um.

    • @SakuragiSayo
      @SakuragiSayo ปีที่แล้ว

      Not all of them. Some use Frost/Ice.

  • @kingroberto9580
    @kingroberto9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It’s the wings and tails you’d want to go for. A downed dragon is a dead dragon. ;Gobber- How to train a dragon

  • @jacobdelaney9465
    @jacobdelaney9465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ambush tactics with things like triggering an avalanche, flood from a breaking dam, things of that nature. Or in most settings with Dragons, plot armor, prayer, and divine intervention help.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but what if your fighting a dnd dragon who wields powerful time and reality warping magic as well?

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooh! ooh! CAVE-INS!!

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that the best way to defeat a dragon in real life would be to lure the dragon to a cave with a single entrance, then and colapse said entrance. The dragon would, hopefully, be unable to escape and starve to death

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spiceodog Honestly, stuff like avalanches would still hit them pretty damn hard. Especially since thye have per-day limits on most of that stuff.

  • @michaellight6981
    @michaellight6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The dragon's biggest weakness is probably the wings. Pierce the wings and then you can use siege weapons easily.

    • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
      @user-ft3jq5vi2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have been watching how to train your dragon, haven't you?

    • @avocato1180
      @avocato1180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then it would just rn at you with its castle evaporating fire

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avocato1180 yeah and even if it cant for some reason it is still a gigantic fucking lizard and if it hits you you are gonna go flying

    • @garethalford682
      @garethalford682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like Gobber said it’s the wings and tails you want downed Dragon is a dead dragon

    • @majed8192
      @majed8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I am correct you could actually damage the dragon's wings in Skyrim

  • @bulshock1221
    @bulshock1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This one made me think of some of the mythological dragons I've read about. One of them was killed because they decided to slaughter a herd of cattle and lace them with heavy amounts of poison and then let the dragon 'steal' them. This allowed them to kill it with more conventional means (as it was weakened from the poison, and might have died from the poison if given long enough but also might have recovered).

  • @Percy1800sDetective
    @Percy1800sDetective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The problem with the 'side being the weakest' theory is that with birds, there's a lot of muscle in that area, as the wings need it to actually be able to fly...but we're talking about fantasy hexapodal dragons, SO WHADDA I KNOW

  • @dereknicholson3322
    @dereknicholson3322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    There is actually evidence of reinforced bone struts within the arm bones of Quetzalcoatlus (the pterosaur shown earlier in the video). Paleontologists believe this would've allowed them to hurl themselves into to air to take off from level ground without having to jump off a cliff. Assuming the dragon is designed for flight (hollow bones aside from those that are reinforced) it could weigh less than a horse but be the size of a giraffe or elephant. That being said, this dragon would probably be far more vulnerable to attack considering it's made to fly and wouldn't have nearly the same strength as a traditional fantasy dragon.

    • @miceliusbeverus6447
      @miceliusbeverus6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess it would be deadliest if could only glide in the air, and trade some air capability for armour and power...

    • @gamefriends1
      @gamefriends1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What if they could use mixture of napalm and helium therefore the fire and lightness explained

    • @thomasf.9717
      @thomasf.9717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamefriends1 Hydrogen. But then you would have a potentially explosive dragon.

    • @gamefriends1
      @gamefriends1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasf.9717 What if it stored the napalm in a separate gland

    • @gamefriends1
      @gamefriends1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And expulsing the hydrogen periodically, explaining the periods of rest

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    You can't defeat a dragon. All you can do is offer it tons of gold, cattle, your first born, gems, etc, and hope for the best.

    • @windwalker5765
      @windwalker5765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You forgot virgins, mate.

    • @harrymanocha4533
      @harrymanocha4533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Rule #1 of dragon taming: You can NEVER forget the virgins

    • @Neferkariusz31
      @Neferkariusz31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Naaaah, a lamb stuffed with sulfur can do the trick. Didn't know the legend of Wawel Dragon? :D

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ben Walters BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DRAGONS?!

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like the dragons may have just been the Danes XD

  • @noodles24601
    @noodles24601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel like treating dragon fire as synonymous with napalm is a mistake. Most ways I've seen people justify dragon fire, which is in line with most fictional portrayals I've seen, shows it more like a flammable gas than a sticky liquid, and that's probably easier to fight since it doesn't linger unless it finds something flammable on the target.

    • @IvanBarsch
      @IvanBarsch ปีที่แล้ว

      It depends on the kind of dragon, too.

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some dragons do fire napalm

  • @njambagachoki9010
    @njambagachoki9010 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My condolences to all the families of those knights that tried to rescue Princess Fiona from the dragon in Shrek 😢

  • @bulletbill1104
    @bulletbill1104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Use another dragon since dragon is super effective against dragon

  • @Gunnar_Konig
    @Gunnar_Konig 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    What about javelins?
    They're not going to kill it, but can weaken it via bleeding, maybe blind it.
    By the way, elephants are fast as hell, Shad.
    You will NOT run away from an elephant that wants you dead.
    Hell, many offroad vehicles would not be able to escape if the terrain was rough.

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gunnar Konig I doubt a typical fantasy dragon could be Pierced by a javelin, in any meaningful way at least

    • @Gunnar_Konig
      @Gunnar_Konig 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you're underestimating them, considering the heavier, shorter ranged javelins are strong enough to stick into lower end plate on a flat hit.
      Assuming the dragon can't breath fire (either doesn't have it, or already used up his three breaths) a rain of projectiles from siege-level crossbows and/or bows and a hail of javelins from the pikemen ought to do some damage.
      Hell, war darts might be an option too, to add to the volume of fire.

    • @martinsordyl8517
      @martinsordyl8517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would say, using roman's Scorpio would be better option. It is smaller version of ballista, has higher maneuverability, higher range than javelins,. I am not sure how strong it is in poundage, but i would guess it is tronger than warbow and uses heavier munition than are standart arrows, maybe even javelins.

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gunnar Konig I'd Say a decent dragons scales would be much harder than low end plate.

    • @j.f.fisher5318
      @j.f.fisher5318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone needs to do penetration testing against various parts of alligator or crocodile hide - both the relatively thing flexible scales, and the thick back plates.

  • @JewishMemeMan
    @JewishMemeMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dark Souls has taught me that lightning and lightning infused weapons are the most effective. Also that the weapons need to be able to pierce directly through their their scales into flesh, like the very heavy dragon slayer arrows and Ornstein’s Dragonslayer Spear. Dragonslayer Greatbows are basically hand-held ballistas.

  • @clanker6621
    @clanker6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shed: smaug seems a bit big
    Ancolagon the black: allow me to introduce myself

  • @AshenDust_
    @AshenDust_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The best weapon to use against a dragon is magic missile (because it ignores AC) cast by a level 20 evocation mage from al level 9 spell slot

    • @codyallison8093
      @codyallison8093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spell resistance. 🙁

    • @walrideralp6275
      @walrideralp6275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codyallison8093 I'm actually pretty sure that dragons don't have spell resistance.

    • @codyallison8093
      @codyallison8093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do low level drow have spell resistance but dragons don't? That's just silly.

    • @goldflame3390
      @goldflame3390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you cast magic missile at level 9 someone needs to burn your spellbook

    • @illumin4t152
      @illumin4t152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codyallison8093 as a level 20 mage with some skills and metaskills for your spells you can break thourgh spell resistance. and you are right dragons have some spell resitance but allways to their elements. a red dragon has problems with ice magic.

  • @jamesp8164
    @jamesp8164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    For an actual fire breathing dragon, I'm thinking an F-15 looks pretty good as a weapon :D
    Serious answer...your best bet might be asymmetric tactics. A stand up fight is not your best choice. I'm thinking like using bait and traps. A large pit with some kind of bait to attract the dragon, then immobilize with heavy nets once it drops into the pit. With it immobilized, you have options. Siege weapons or some suicidally brave guys with warhammers.
    What about the use of naval forces? One of the problems using a ballista or other siege weapon is that it's cumbersome and immobile. If you could build a ship / modify one such that it would be fire resistant, you might have an option for a stand up battle. Ship mounted ballistas, far more mobile than land based siege weapons. It was not common to clad ships in iron in medieval times, but as a one off special anti-dragon ship, it might be viable, if shockingly expensive for the industry of that time.
    Might also consider the massed fire tactic. Equip an army of men with arbalests, and throw enough bolts to block out the sun. Death of a thousand cuts. This might be effective if you have your troops attack the wings instead of the body; the wings are flimsier but are vital. If nothing else, you may achieve a mobility kill which at least gives you time to put together a ground assault to take the dragon out.
    Was thinking on it a little more...special munitions for a ballista. Launch gigantic bolos / capture nets to try to knock them out of the air. Follow up with ground attack using conventional ballista munitions, pikes, axes.

    • @anmoldeepsingh7907
      @anmoldeepsingh7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A 10 would be more useful in my opinion. As they are specifically meant to use against tanks

    • @jamesp8164
      @jamesp8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tommykirk3403 No objection to using poison gas. I think the problem for a medieval tech base is 1) making a viable chemical agent that would work 2) transporting it and 3) delivering it, of course. Those kinds of things are, if not easy, well within the abilities of an industrial tech base. For a medieval tech base...kind of iffy.

    • @kagetsu13
      @kagetsu13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The one time a volley of war arrows will work

  • @zoroearc2582
    @zoroearc2582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The method of shooting a serrated ballista bolt tied to a tree reminds me of a moment from the How To Train Your Dragon book series where Hiccup takes out a dragon army with a grappling hook. In the books, its mentioned several times that dragons hate being restrained, so he just tossed the grappling hook at the leader, who became so panicked from being tied up that they fled once they broke free. I haven’t seen this trait in any other fantasy series, but your method would definitely work in that universe

  • @dragonfell5078
    @dragonfell5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    After watching your video on Giants, I'm pretty sure the best weapon against Dragons would be a giant with a sling and some rocks.

    • @SakuraLikesGames
      @SakuraLikesGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, you would be wrong. The best weapon against a Dragon is another Dragon. Griffins work well also, but another Dragon would be best

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A giant with a bow would work too. Realistic dragons could even be taken down with war bows, maybe even just hunting bows depending on how realistic they are

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TsulaAngenati2292 A giant throwing a goblins works too

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragonfell5078 yesss

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TsulaAngenati2292 Honestly, depending of the gigant size, they propably could use balista like a crossbow.

  • @j.m.s.5901
    @j.m.s.5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Adopting the dragon is much more efficient than to try killing it. Emphasis on TRY.

    • @prinzeszelda3650
      @prinzeszelda3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hikkup is proud of you

    • @peel6128
      @peel6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prinzeszelda3650 * *happy toothless noises* *

    • @joaovitorfarinabraga690
      @joaovitorfarinabraga690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really large lizards are naturally dangerous and aggressive and they lack Limbic system with means that they are always in their primitive survivor state, unable to learn behaviour patterns, learning and emotions so yeah you can’t actually train a dragon

    • @augustorojas9371
      @augustorojas9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joaovitorfarinabraga690 I see dragons the same way I see dinosaurs, more like birds rather than lizards.

    • @fluffdragon6305
      @fluffdragon6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@augustorojas9371 but with scales strong as a ballistic armor and able to spit fire/ice and cast spells if are eastern dragons.
      P.s. some dragons are Gods, so are essentially invulnerable against everything of phisical.

  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Fron the makers of "But what about dargons?"
    We bring you: "Because dragons!"

  • @The136th
    @The136th ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My idea is that Dragon fly simply using levitation magic, their wings simply help them to maneuver more efficiently. This allow dragon to be huge and well armored.

  • @dhruvchandra6049
    @dhruvchandra6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Shad: Size matters a lot! It'll determine the weapons we'll use
    Master Yoda: Size matters not

  • @ogreaggressuv
    @ogreaggressuv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    RAEL WEPUNS

    • @Wilsontripplets
      @Wilsontripplets 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Wanderer you messed up notification you messed up

    • @metamaster646
      @metamaster646 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Dear XD

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Wanderer But what about DRAGONS?

    • @sephyrias883
      @sephyrias883 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you might need some BAWS WEAPNS!

  • @Redbeardblondie
    @Redbeardblondie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I've always imagined dragons using their breath to lay down a field of flame to create a zone of updraft to gain altitude.
    Best way to dispatch a dragon? Chain net. A weighted, metallic net to bind it and keep it down, then drop boulders on it, drown it, pike it, or anything else. Really though, traps should be the way to go. Ballistas would be last ditch for when dragons attack a city or village or something; for defense, not to hunt them.

    • @kalakumiho5029
      @kalakumiho5029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. Lead them into a cave or passage to lay a trap. There was actually a medieval manual on doing just such things to hunt dragons.

    • @kalakumiho5029
      @kalakumiho5029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best option really is to just stake out its lair and set an ambush at the entrance. Or just cave it in to bury the sucker alive. Why bother fighting?

  • @user-xg8yy7yl1d
    @user-xg8yy7yl1d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A lot of the times dragons are magical to an extent. I know magic is also somewhat of a "it can because" but its technically an explaination

  • @eliburry-schnepp6012
    @eliburry-schnepp6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:18 This is true for birdlike flight, but pterosaurs were able to obtain such great sizes by using their WINGS to push off of the ground, with a sort of catapult like structure in their bones, allowing them to take off much more easily. So if a dragon had that, it changes things a lot

  • @LieutenantSilver
    @LieutenantSilver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Best weapon against a dragon is lightning magic because it casts with hitscan. No need to lead your shots.

    • @houselightkell
      @houselightkell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lieutenant Silver why are we all talking fantasy settings? a futuristic setting makes more sense with genetic engineering.

    • @houselightkell
      @houselightkell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin Nguyen for what reason? we have to go for realism and genetic engineering is the only way I can see dragons becoming real

    • @Benjamin1986980
      @Benjamin1986980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arrows with poison? That's stupid. You'd be giving bee stings to them.
      Cows with poison painted on their fur / bags of poison strapped to them. Driven into the dragon's lair for dinner. Much better.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clark Dauphin right, but in reality, we also wouldn't be fighting actual dragons with swords in the modern day. we would use firearms and missiles, which are effective at shredding nearly anything.

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine in the future where we have poachers flying around in WWII fighter planes hunting dragons for sport.

  • @grugnotice7746
    @grugnotice7746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Fighting a dragon would be very much like killing a whale. In fact, the analogy would lead us to a situation where the attackers would use mobile fire-resistant roofs that were heavy enough they couldn't be flipped by the dragon, with their harpoon balistas on the edges, with the lines attached to the carts, and men with war picks (long polearms with a spike facing forward) ready to pour out once the beast got tired enough to approach. They would slam those into him from all sides, pull him to the ground, and then deliver the coup de gras.

    • @djinn666
      @djinn666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If dragons were intelligent, they would pick up boulders from afar and drop them onto the carts from a great height. Even if the carts weren't crushed, they would soon be buried and immobile.

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel the major flaw in this plan is "mobile fire-resistant roofs" and "heavy enough they couldn't be flipped by the dragon." There's some serious logistical and architectural challenges that would need to be overcome here if you wanted to achieve that.

    • @grugnotice7746
      @grugnotice7746 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      All depends on how strong the dragons and their fire are. Realistically, I would say "not very". Say twice as strong as an elephant. You could certainly make something that rolls that could resist being picked up by an elephant. If the dragonfire was like a flame-thrower, it wouldn't be too hard to defeat. Layer it in asbestos and you're done (and 20 years later your squad gets mesothelioma, but they are probably already dead from plague anyways).

    • @whiterunguard7109
      @whiterunguard7109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thomas M Hopefully they realize that they or a loved one may be entitled to financial compensation.

    • @XMysticHerox
      @XMysticHerox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Building asbestos tanks isn´t really feasible in medieval times. Wagons couldn´t really go of road especially if they were that big. Your best bet would probably be to have a large number of ballsitas waiting and try to shoot the thing down. If you manage to get it to land you have a few dozen lancers ready to charge it from all sides and finish it.

  • @Kevin-gg2bl
    @Kevin-gg2bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Story telling needs tell us why with dragons!"
    Uh, the hard part about a "universal" dragon, is that every setting DOES tell us the why. It's just that the why is different for the dozen main fantasies.

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "killing a dragon is not an easy feat"
    yeah, that's the point

  • @TheSaneHatter
    @TheSaneHatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    As is often the case in these discussions, the first part of the video goes a long way towards vindicating a certain Prof. Tolkien's storytelling ability. His now-classic tale of the slaying of Smaug seems to satisfy all of Shad's criteria for a credible victory: a dragon with a specific, anatomical weakness (the soft underbelly), to which a master archer (Bard) gets tipped off in advance (the thrush), furthermore using a specialized weapon for the task (the Black Arrow). And it is, indeed, a once-in-a-lifetime shot, openly described as such.
    I might also point out that the varying nature of draconic locomotion could be a factor, such as non-flying dragons that walk, slither (which proved a specific weakness for Glaurung, also by Tolkien) or even *swimming*, since many early dragon tales associate them with water. How does an aquatic dragon fight? How do you fight THEM?
    But finally, has anyone here considered the merits of POISON? Right now (Feb. 2019), the channel "Because Science" has a great video on exotic, botanical poisons from around the world (a Batman-themed video called, "Evil Plants Poison Ivy Could Control"), which describes some ridiculously powerful toxins which, even if not proving lethal, could cause a level of pain even a dragon can't tolerate. Stick that on the tip of an arrow, and you're potentially on to something.

    • @jamesforgie6594
      @jamesforgie6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because science also have a video specifically about dragon slaying now. Just so you know.

    • @jankom.7783
      @jankom.7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it only me, or is Smaug the only actual good guy in The Hobbit trilogy. He was keeping the gold to himself, because he knew, that it would cause a war, if he wouldn't guarding it. The last movie is proof of it.

    • @AllNiin
      @AllNiin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most dragons are immune to poison or worst in medieval periods they woudnt be able to deal or create a poison strong enought that would have little volume to work on the dragon
      Second, about dragons in water... You dont fight they with boats, ships or anything that is in the water, dont even think of try to catch it like a whale... It is way worst then trying to fight against a landbound dragon or even one that fly and trow napalm at you...
      remember they way to cut a diamond? it is with water... pressurized water... now a water dragon uses?

    • @bladewolfvii6383
      @bladewolfvii6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for the poison Idea. I kinda feel stupid now.

    • @user-xg8yy7yl1d
      @user-xg8yy7yl1d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A water dragon assuming it has to be in/near water would be easy to deal with just dont live near deep enough water

  • @isitnotwrittenthat1680
    @isitnotwrittenthat1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

  • @Santisima_Trinidad
    @Santisima_Trinidad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worth noting: during the Napoleonic era, the only defense for infantry against cavelry was the "square" formation, which was literally just a battalion formed into a hollow square. This formation was almost impervious to cavelry when preformed correctly. The almost comes from horse not being easy to kill. You see, the soliders generally wouldn't be shooting the cavelry men, they would be aiming for the horses, because it's a bigger target, plus musket recoil could easily send your shot towards the horseman when you aimed at the horse. The horses wouldn't always die when you shot them. And sometimes the horse would keep running long enough that it could actually hit into the ranks of the square. Once that happened, it was basically all over. That section of square would be basically undefended, and another 20 or 100 cavelry could pour into that gap. Suddenly the square is gutted from the inside out.

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This really makes it clear how terrifying dragons would be for people in a medieval setting.

    • @wooblydooblygod3857
      @wooblydooblygod3857 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If I've learned anything from this series, it's that it would be mortally fucking horrifying to face an orc or a dragon in combatm

  • @alexanderthegreat6109
    @alexanderthegreat6109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Best real weapons for centaurs,or best real weapons for fighting against chimeras

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fox king Of warchester knight weapons for centaurs I guess?

    • @koffieslikkersenior
      @koffieslikkersenior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Polearms

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fox king Of warchester curved bows too

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fox king Of warchester But what about DRAGONS??

    • @TheThaiBuddy
      @TheThaiBuddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Warbows, lances, greatswords.

  • @seanwhitehall4652
    @seanwhitehall4652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Plate armor vs Dragon... I think of crocs eating turtles. Crocs tend to win that.

    • @MIghtyEpson
      @MIghtyEpson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like biting an aluminum can. Not that I would recommend it (bad for your teeth) but it can be an effective way to get inside a can (or a piece of plate armor.)

    • @-DeScruff
      @-DeScruff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah... I don't think Platemail was designed with the idea someone would essentially be put in a box compactor - before you even account for the teeth.

    • @isitnotwrittenthat1680
      @isitnotwrittenthat1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Canned lunch"

  • @smawtheone9901
    @smawtheone9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shad: skip everything else and go straight for the batista
    Me: but why
    Shad: because fire breath is death and shields can,t protect you

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Catapults are inaccurate and slow
      Melee weapons are out of the question
      Bows are too small
      Spells are too vague
      Cavalry are the drivethru meal
      Pikes are too flimsy
      And longswords are not long enough

  • @infinitum_est_finis2485
    @infinitum_est_finis2485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A strategy I came up with is to aim for the wings. If you can tear a big enough hole in the membrane it might be able make it so that it can’t generate lift without proper surface area on the wings. A bola with a heavy enough weight could also bring it down. Once it’s on the ground, piles are a good idea, but I present a somewhat similar idea: ware picks. If you can slam a large spike with enough force into a dragon eye it might be able to reach into the brain, or if you aim it right in between armor plates it could go straight into the heart(s)

  • @aldrickfondracul9297
    @aldrickfondracul9297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I wonder if there would be a way to foul the wings somehow. Perhaps a catapult/trebuchet that launches some kind of chain shot with two large metal balls connected by a chain. A well-placed shot with something like that could foul, sprain, or even break a dragon's wings, thus grounding it. The impact from a sudden free-fall from the sky could potentially injure the creature. Once the creature is grounded, you could either pepper it with heavy ballista, or swarm it with enough ground fighters to where it simply couldn't kill them all fast enough before it is overwhelmed.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm genuinely impressed. I know of chained shots and them being used against sails and masts but I never thought about using that logic here.

    • @RestlessHarp
      @RestlessHarp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a really good idea.

    • @weaponizedpizza8825
      @weaponizedpizza8825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      chain shot could destroy the dragon's wings, but it could probably also destroy a dragon's neck, severing bones and crushing the throat. a cannon or catapult would be capable of grounding a dragon, if not killing it outright.

    • @katarinatrembova808
      @katarinatrembova808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weaponizedpizza8825 You idealy want to kill it as fast as possible, so breaking dragon's neck is ideal.

    • @Ontarianmm
      @Ontarianmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another point is that a war bow could probably puncture the wings too. Basically volley it with bolts and chain shot till it is dead. I like it.

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hollow bones would make sense if they also live in the genre of fantasy where *dragon scales* are just about indestructible... That would essentially mean they have a very hard and strong Exoskeleton defence with rather light weight

    • @kriegerh
      @kriegerh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's also the concept of a flame sack organ. Maybe it acts as a gas sack that help the dragon achieve a level of flight the same way a blimp floats. Helium is extremely flammable after all.

    • @MiTheMer
      @MiTheMer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kriegerh You mean hydrogen; Helium is almost inert.

  • @lightninglj
    @lightninglj ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "what about the droid attack on the wookies?"
    Shad: BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS

  • @metalvisionsongcontest7055
    @metalvisionsongcontest7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That side note about how to kill a deer with a bow was really helpful, actually. 😊 I have a scene where an elf needs to do that (and they've practiced that pinpoint accuracy of "right in the heart"). Also, the fact that a hunting bow has a weight of about 60 pounds (30 kg) means a female elf might be able to do it as well. 30 kg weights are not recommended to be lifted by women (regarding workplace security), but any mother who can lift her primary-school kid will still be able to do that.

  • @Kurse_of_Kall
    @Kurse_of_Kall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    One key thing in fighting a dragon that I think you missed here is how their fire actually works. In every fantasy work I have personally seen, the fire hasn't been napalm, it's been more like a giant blowtorch or flamethrower, (depending on the kind of flame thrower, some use napalm esque things, some don't). The point is that fire, like from a lighter or blowtorch, and lit napalm behave *very* differently. The reason why napalm is so deadly is that is a jelly, made of gasoline that has been thickened with other products, this jelly is extremely flammable and sticks to things and burns. A normal kite shield could theoretically protect you from a certain amount of dragon fire, as the fire is usually portrayed as a single, relatively thin stream and wood could be covered with other materials to make it more fire resistant. Napalm on the other hand doesn't tend to care too much about makeshift fireproofing measures as would've been used with medieval technology, and because it is a physical jelly it can arc and splatter over/around the shield as well as sticking to it and making it burn much faster - whereas normal fire takes a decent amount of time to burn thick wood under the right circumstances.
    Another thing about the fire is that is relatively short ranged and the dragon usually appears to have a limited supply of it that will sort of recharge over time, so if you had some sort of protection, probably a large shield and some sort of wool armor because wool is somewhat fire resistant. Depending on the heat of the flames you could potentially use plate armor with layers of cloth underneath it to protect you from the heat: you don't need to be able to sit in the fire for long, there's only so much fire and you only need to last long enough that you can get close enough to hit it with some sort of spear or mace (depending on the specifics of the dragon's anatomy) or maybe just run away if melee weapons aren't feasible against the dragon's defenses. I could see some sort of cutting weapon working to cut off the wings, the base of the wing where it attaches to the body looks like it is fairly thin and could be a week point.

    • @pixelpopproductions1745
      @pixelpopproductions1745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some flame throwing tanks can shoot over 70 meters

    • @MastaBlastaS99
      @MastaBlastaS99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's true to some extent, but the weird thing is that dragon fire is usually given the characteristics of both a flamethrower and napalm. It travels in a small stream but as soon as it touches an object, the object becomes enflamed, regardless of whether or not it's protected or even flammable :P and and then even worse in some media dragon fire is portrayed as much hotter than normal fire. So it essentially has instakill properties :0

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So basically, a super badass paladin?

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unless the dragon is a skyrim dragon on legendary difficulty, in which case you're fucked if you don't have resist fire enchants

  • @yuuri_
    @yuuri_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    if dark souls has taught me anything, the best weapons against dragons are i-frames

  • @williamveith1925
    @williamveith1925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I realize this is late but I have one thing to add: Take out the wings! If the dragon can't fly, you reduce a lot of its maneuverability and can start throwing ropes and other things to further ground it.

  • @sarahreynolds1958
    @sarahreynolds1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The old Cartoon film Flight of Dragons explained dragon flight as being due to filling special cavities with Hydrogen gas, which made them lighter, then they used their wings for navigation, propulsion, and balance.
    Their fire breath was explained the same way, as they had an organ in the roof of their mouth, which created a spark. Which then in turn ignited the hydrogen as they breathed it out. It was fascinating.

  • @thearisen7301
    @thearisen7301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I imagine specialized weapons would be developed. Problem requires solution which is then developed. That is one of the issues with medieval weapons here, they're meant to fight people.

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C Whitmer ...what about dragons?!

    • @spilbeen5213
      @spilbeen5213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up you git!.

    • @micha-elcleveland1265
      @micha-elcleveland1265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very valid point

    • @EnigmicIdentity
      @EnigmicIdentity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly my thought. Military picks of some variation, perhaps even with mechanical assistance, like a trap or a catapult with a big pointy spike.

    • @Electric999999
      @Electric999999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What could you actually do better with medieval technology? A more specialized pole arm might be an option, but that still only works if they can't breath fire.

  • @hawks1ish
    @hawks1ish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Best weapon to kill a fire breathing dragon? A hammer to smash it's eggs, eventually no more dragons humans are good at driving animals extinct

    • @magnusanderson6681
      @magnusanderson6681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joshua Lansell-Kenny Except that... its eggs are in the lava of the volcano, or at the peak of the Pillar of the Sky, and always in reach of immortal beings feared by all and ready to incinerate you.

    • @obsydainfox7604
      @obsydainfox7604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      to note that a female dragon will probably protect its egg and youth till they can fly , and female dragons like other female reptile that are much more scary and there for nope it’s impossible

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus dragons in general are immortal...

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darthzilla 1987 that would depend on the story. st. george would disagree that dragons are immortal, for example.

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yal Rathol (i have to say your name like like a shout in skyrim) St. George has killed a dragon according to the story... i'm talking about the more widely known version of dragons, like the size of elephants or even a... is a giraffe taller than an elephant? eh whatever the big ones not man on horse big.
      Also immortal not invincible. Immortality basically mean's you'll live forever but can still die, Invincible mean's your practically god.

  • @michaeljay4816
    @michaeljay4816 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mr. Shad. I have to say, these classic theory videos are my favorite types. The experimental and action videos are heaps of fun; but these discussions are the reason I am a Patron.

  • @notproductiveproductions3504
    @notproductiveproductions3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks. This video really saved my butt several times

  • @LunarOverdrive
    @LunarOverdrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Shall we continue to trust the strength of our walls? WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS!?!?"
    -Jarl Balgruff The Greater

    • @pepeinternationalnews12yea57
      @pepeinternationalnews12yea57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LifeyRoi jarl ballin the greater

    • @jimothyjimmz8372
      @jimothyjimmz8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Riverwood’s in danger, if that dragon is skulking in the mountains...”

    • @quanahriddle3065
      @quanahriddle3065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny how they talk about how dangerous dragons are, but when I went to rorikstead(I think I spelled it right) one guard dude came out and killed the thing in about 45 seconds.

    • @RustyMerc4Hire
      @RustyMerc4Hire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@quanahriddle3065 yeah, they're kind of pathetic in Skyrim considering how they tried to hype the Dragonborn being the ultimate weapon to kill them. There's no difference between you & an npc against them... unless they have a bow, because they're able to constantly hit them with stupid good accuracy even when they're flying all over the place, & they have magically infinite arrows even if they have "just 1 daedric arrow"...

    • @quanahriddle3065
      @quanahriddle3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RustyMerc4Hire I had serana as my companion and she killed the dragon before it even appeared on screen.

  • @RamenBowl2.0
    @RamenBowl2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Inheritance cycle book 1: Eragon
    "their stomachs are armored, their armpits are not"

    • @funnyguy5746
      @funnyguy5746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Click: noice

    • @Bastardson_
      @Bastardson_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Was it Brom who said that? I don't remember that line, but that sounds like something Brom said early on when Eragon was still pretending not to be a Rider.

    • @Bitter_Beauty_Music
      @Bitter_Beauty_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, and in the last couple of books, there was this spear which was barbed and enchanted with magic.

    • @F1rstWorldNomaD
      @F1rstWorldNomaD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sure and if Eragon was the ultimate authority on dragons I'd take this advice... Since it's not I would not take the risk of this being incorrect with the Dragon I'm facing.

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@F1rstWorldNomaD Don't they were saying anything about Eragon being an authority on Dragons, just that it's an example of a story that clearly states Dragons' strengths and weaknesses.

  • @Behemoth5455
    @Behemoth5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “But on the case of DINOSAURS”
    *shows image of Quetzalcoatlus, a species of PTEROSAUR*
    Me: *sigh*

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As if he gonna try and pronounce that

    • @Behemoth5455
      @Behemoth5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Spiceodog it’s actually easy than it look lol
      “Quits-uh-coh-art-less”

  • @theyhaventfedmesince
    @theyhaventfedmesince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dragons shall never be forgotten…
    We knights fought valiantly, but for every one of them, we lost three score of our own.
    Exhiliration, pride, hatred, rage… The dragons teased out our dearest emotions.
    …Thou will understand, one day.
    At thy twilight, old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia.

    • @s8theninjawarrior916
      @s8theninjawarrior916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great quote from Gough the giant, btw "1 score" (if you didn't know) is 20 units, so 60 silver knights for 1 dragon

  • @somebod8703
    @somebod8703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If it has bat-like wings, you could used hooked arrows to ground it.

    • @theviewerofart
      @theviewerofart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's a good point actually. You could even make specialized arrows with broad, bladed arrowheads to create large rips and tears in the wing membranes. Kind of like modern hollow point bullets, designed to leave large exit wounds.

    • @AdamWhistle1
      @AdamWhistle1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically any damage to the wings would ground it. Actual birds are rather fragile creatures and flight is a very high-stress thing to do with your body, especially if you are large.

    • @theviewerofart
      @theviewerofart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sure, but dragons aren't birds. Shad stipulates in this video that for the sake of the analysis he's taking dragons as they are, and not necessarily as they logically should be. (For instance "Dragons can fly BECAUSE" and "Birds and some other flying creatures have hollow bones but dragons seem to have fairly solid bones" etc.)
      This means that you've got to take the dragon's sheer toughness into account, especially in regards to its scaly hide. The wing membranes seem to be one of the only spots not covered in scales, and so as such are considerably more vulnerable. I certainly don't see the mild discomfort of arrows plinking away at the "arms" of the bat-like leathery wings grounding the dragon, so employing techniques and weapons specially designed to reduce the wing membranes to tatters still has it's merits.

    • @horvathbenedek3596
      @horvathbenedek3596 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      theviewerofart This begs the question: Why don't dragons HAVE scales on their wings? It certainly doesn't change the flighr characteristics of the wing, and as we've agreed, the weight is really not an issue.
      I mean, birst have feathers; feathers are preeety good at repelling light stings, for example, a bee can't easily sting through feathers. An arrow to a dragon is like a bee sting to a bird. So even if dragons don't have scales, a thick layer if feathers would be advantageous to leather wings, especially since from a real life perspectice, the closest you can get to dragons is, as said, dinosaurs. And dinosairs HAD feathers. Pterosaurs are actually much different types of creatures. Dinosaurs HAD bode heat regulation, like modern birds. Pterosaurs didn't.

    • @AdamWhistle1
      @AdamWhistle1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a fantasy creature, so in the end you put in what assumptions you want. less scales would make sense because that's how wings look like and would save weight.
      Also consider that there are arrows and there are arrows. Arrows from a warbow are much more substantial than those used for target practice or Olympic shooting. If dragons bleed and an arrow hits an artery, then the dragon can bleed out like anything else (unless it can't, again whatever assumptions).

  • @FarseekerGaming
    @FarseekerGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Who are these suicidal nutcases trying to take on a dragon in melee?!” My favorite part of the entire video.

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      crunchy snaccs that taste good with ketchup

  • @T-51_
    @T-51_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    •Drakes are dragons without wings
    • wyvern are dragons with wings but no front legs
    • lindwyrm are dragons with no wings and no front legs and are often very venomous

  • @duskshard4854
    @duskshard4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *clears throat* technocally the plural of ballista is ballistae, but oversll, inctedible video. I love going back to your videos years later to see just how your channel has progressed and how your thoughtprocess is.

  • @larsprins3440
    @larsprins3440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    A medieval style dragon is already very bad news to humans in a realistic medieval setting. But just imagine the amount of destruction a dragon from the fantasy world of Dungeons&Dragons could bring. We're talking about gargantuan intelligent killing machines who could potentially command their own armies of worshippers. Also, not all of those dragons breathe fire, some of them breathe massive bolts of lightning, some spit out a waterfall of acid, others exhale clouds of poisonous gas and there are even dragons whose breath can freeze an entire army, not to mention the dragons whose breath attack litterly is a miasma of death. There are even stories about dragons which can cast magic spells and can even gain access to immortality by becoming a dracolich. The "realistic" medieval dragons aren't that bad compared to these.

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      an easy solution would be to have your army throw a large amount of dices at him, at least one of them is bound to get a critical success!

    • @Prometheus720
      @Prometheus720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah but you have magic and metallic dragons to help fight back. You could also use oil of impact on your arrows, special poisons, enchanted weapons, cleric magic from the gods, etc.

    • @zoltanz288
      @zoltanz288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lars Prins yeah but d&d dragons are intelligent. You can reason with them. Even bribe or make a deal with them. Also a good wizard can easily take out several dragons.

    • @grayscribe2125
      @grayscribe2125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Dragon Magazine even had an article 'How to talk to a Dragon... if slaying is not an option.'

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfft, there's an easy solution to deal with such meager wyrms! Cower in a corner, swear undying fealty and welcome your new scaley sociopathic overlord!

  • @Sleepless_Sam
    @Sleepless_Sam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Feed it sheep laced with belladonna.

    • @erikjohnson9223
      @erikjohnson9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First Last , I was thinking any projectile points needed to be dipped in a strong poison (wolfsbane in N. Eurasia, lots of toxic stuff in the tropics), but luring it with deadly food does seem less risky than letting it know you are fighting it!

    • @malcomalexander9437
      @malcomalexander9437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Given how big dragons tend to be, you're gonna need a lot of poison.

    • @stoffhimel
      @stoffhimel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malcomalexander9437 in all honesty, it depends on the type of poison. or venom. a potent neuro toxin would do considerable damage.

    • @jacobmcneer609
      @jacobmcneer609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But I like Blake! :(

  • @Redrik666
    @Redrik666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In my fantasy world there are specialized ballistas that fire two bolts with a spikey hooked chain attached to them so that it wraps around the wings like a bola to stop a dragon from flying.
    Dragon's are the apex predators of fantasy worlds. Even with specialized equipment developed to kill them they are still an absolute nightmare. Smaller ones can be dealt with with a few dozen men and some good weaponry. But a full adult or worse, an ancient one even an entire army would have one hell of a fight on their hands.

  • @krumito3d
    @krumito3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best weapon against a dragon would be a explosive liquid that reacts to fire highly. You toss it in its mouth as it's about to breathe fire and it will blow up in his mouth and he's likely gonna have his head fly off depending on the quantity

    • @siegeheavenly3601
      @siegeheavenly3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And oil being used as a weapon has existed thousands of years before the middle ages.

    • @SakuraLikesGames
      @SakuraLikesGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Problem number one, not all Dragons use fire. Problem number two, Dragon muscles and ligaments are far too strong to remove any part of their body. Let alone their head. Problem number three, the inside of a Dragon that uses fire is immune to heat and explosions, Dragonfire is thousands of times more powerful than fire, so all this would do against a fire using Dragon would be this, the dragon coughs from the sudden explosion in its mouth and then it crushes you into paste with its tail, a boulder, or by landing on top of you, thus making you flattened into paste and possibly stuck to the underside of one of the Dragon's feet.

  • @caioferreira117
    @caioferreira117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Just a scientific correction: the creatures at 2:44 were not dinosaurs. They were specimens from the Pterossauria clade (looks like from the genus Pteranodon). What we call dinosaurs today were part of the Dinossauria clade. The two are different clades. Plus, the Pteroussaria more likely glided rather than flew, as most of them lived on cliffs.

    • @M0oseTacular
      @M0oseTacular 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I would say the the animal in the picture is an ahzdarchid (funnly enough ahzdar meaning dragon-like) and judging by its size it is probably a Quetzalcoatlus. though i am not conviced about the gliding part as we have evidence to suggest these animals could migrate extreme distances.

    • @caioferreira117
      @caioferreira117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M0oseTacular Really? That's awesome! Do you know the name of these studies? I would like to read them :)

    • @M0oseTacular
      @M0oseTacular 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Though i havnt read it fully, the work of mark witton and Mike habib seems pretty well accepted.

    • @SpectrumDT
      @SpectrumDT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least one of those pictures is a Hatzegopteryx, I think. It matches the image in this article: primeval-fanon.wikia.com/wiki/Hatzegopteryx_(PAS)

    • @M0oseTacular
      @M0oseTacular 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very possibly

  • @Varlenus
    @Varlenus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I don't think dragons breathe napalm, it's more like some kind of gas because it disappears almost immediately.

    • @r.hyland2986
      @r.hyland2986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It depends on the setting. In HTTYD the Monstrous Nightmare sprays a liquid fire. Also dragons that are capable of doing a flyby and leaving a long lasting flame on the ground either need a dry environment or a liquid to burn for a time.

    • @Rastafaustian
      @Rastafaustian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's hydrogen. This also explains why they can fly.

    • @boblesopp8692
      @boblesopp8692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Rastafaustian It does not explain how they can fly. And hydrogen burns so fast, it would just be an instant combustion when the dragen try to breathe fire.

    • @103035icle
      @103035icle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      depends on what ypur watching. iv seen movies with napalm like flames.

    • @kingfason
      @kingfason 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hydrogen-methane or some other gas combos? what if the digestive system makes and stores these gases? *not sure is methane is also burns very quickly, tried looking it up but not getting good results, but theory.

  • @tanksmontaje2699
    @tanksmontaje2699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When looking to kill a deer in one shot aim for the lungs. Id assume they’d be huge

  • @carmaproductions4644
    @carmaproductions4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the information Shad, I'm writing a series where advanced scifi clashes with fantasy, and as such I enjoy exploring science behind fantastical creatures. Dragons with hollow bones is DEFENENTLY something I am going to use, thanks