Top 15 True Scary Stories Told So Far - Lazy's 1st Year Compilation Celebration
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ม.ค. 2025
- To celebrate my one year anniversary on TH-cam, here's a compilation of my favourite scary true stories so far. Hopefully you haven't heard all of them already.
Mei (The Succubus) - 1:39
Johnny Jumps - 25:17
Snow Bunny - 28:53
Yakuza - 34:04
Uncle Buck - 38:05
The Farmhouse Incident - 42:58
Dream Spectre - 51:31
BDSM - 54:36
The Devil's Call - 1:02:32
Hammer - 1:08:04
Ex-Girlfriend Glitch - 1:15:21
Twenty Third 1:20:00
Skinwalker - 1:25:45
The Cartels - 1:31:19
Acid_Splash 1:34:34
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Funny story, I went to Disneyland last week and as I'm walking into the park I see a guy wearing a fucking lazy masquerade shirt! I passed by him and I'm all "the best things happen in the dark" and he just winked and smiled at me. Lol
Thats awesome
Haha cool xD
+Tom Duke And ?
+Tom Duke And ?
That's the best thing I've ever heard! XD
I absolutely loved the 'Uncle Buck' story. That's how family should be... even in death you protect what's yours. Rest in peace Buck! Thanks for sharing!
gossamersilverglow *peace
*grammer nazi
Eliteteam Gaming *grammar
😂
That acc made me cry....
The most unexplainable experience I ever had happened in a Wendy’s. I was maybe 8 and I watched a guy make an order, pay, and then step backwards, steal a wet floor sign and run out, never to be seen again.... thing is he ordered and paid for like $35 worth of food.... and didn’t wait for any of it, just stole the wet floor sign and left.... it’s still to this day the most bizarre and inexplicable thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Some boring life you've had
People do weird things when they trip on acid lol could be that 🤷♀️
@@melissaamyasmr3575 Doesn’t even have to be acid, could be plain stupidity or OCD. I have the latter (or possibly both) and I’ve suddenly gotten random ideas that just stick in my head and have to be carried out no matter the cost. Nothing criminal like stealing signs, but one day out of nowhere decided that I’m going to drive 250 miles to New Orleans just because I “had to” see it. It can be a very difficult disorder to deal with, but it’s also kind of fun on occasion. An undiagnosed OCD condition can actually explain a ton of these mysteries on this channel. The Blair Adams is one example that comes to mind immediately.
People can have mental issues or be too inebriated (not just alcohol) to do sensible stuff. With as many people we see on a daily basis, you are bound to encounter someone not in a good place :(
I deduce that his friends bet him $200 that he wouldn't steal the sign...
(If so, I hope they paid him... oof).
Timestamps
1) 1:38 Mei
2) 25:15 Johnny Jumps
3) 28:52 Snow Bunny
4) 34:04 Yakuza
5) 38:05 Uncle Buck
6) 42:59 The Farmhouse Incident
7) 51:31 Dream spectre
8) 54:36 BDSM
9) 1:02:30 The devil's call
10) 1:08:04 Hammer
11) 1:15:21 Ex girlfriend glitch
12) 1:20:01 Twenty third
13) 1:25:47 Skinwalker
14) 1:31:20 The cartels
15) 1:34:35 acid_splash
You're the real MVP
Good looking out
🐐
Wish I'd found that sooner. I still skipped the stories I'd already heard, but that would have at least made it less fiddly.
Skin walkers are a main reason I wouldn't want to be anywhere rural. Gladly, I'm living by construction.
Dude, Uncle Buck is a badass. the kinda ghost you'd want on your side. Glad to see his spirit still had love for his family.
facts
shame the story is probably bullshit. I just don't buy his family not telling him his uncle died MONTHS ago.
@@ralphintheshadowrealm7002 If the kid loved him, I'm sure they wouldn't have told him to save him the grief.
lmao, I still can't get over the fact that people unironically believe these creative writing stories.
@@nizzymo Yeah for maybe a couple days you don’t tell them but eventually you do. They had his funeral and everything and didn’t tell him, or even bring him to it?
“ And remember, the best things happen..in the dark. “ proceeds to tell stories about the polar opposite of the best things happening in the dark.
Were u expecting this? 👉👌
i knowwwwwww
The Yakuza story was truthfully just tragic from beginning to end. I can't say the guy didn't deserve it.
the best swings happen, in the park
Lol!! Wtf
The best strings happen, in a harp
Hahaha nice 😂
😂😂😂😂🔥
Am I the only one who read this in Lazy's outro voice
"Who just deletes their facebook page without saying anything?"
Me: *slowly raises hand*
Me too.... I have no facebook no more.... I just deleted it 1 day... Lol... Soo ur not alone
*raises hand slowly too*
I did it!
Yea even me, 5 years ago
I've been without Facebook for a couple of years now.
I was finding myself feeling despondent more often than not.
edit: point being that I didn't post a message or privately inform anybody that I had suddenly deleted my account like throwing away a used napkin.
omg I'm crying at the uncle buck story. he came back to protect his nephew like one last act for his family that saved a young boys life 😢😢
ajakuk1 lol it's just a story
KalleK but it means something, I know no matter what if my family needed me nothing in this lifetime wherever I was is gonna stop me
You r exactly right jon Perez I still say today grandfather looks out for me every so often smell at my house smell old stale cigars and old spice after shave
It's not real dude
Of all of them, my favourite has to be Mei. I’m pretty sure it’s also the longest single story I’ve ever done. Any that you guys would have added?
do you still reply
+Lazy Masquerade I love you and your channel! :)
+lee hanks Its hard for him since he has so many of us in the comment section lol . we gotta put some RESPECK on it pleigh boi ! Beleeeee DAT !
+FuckFace 9000 yeah to bad hs1 stopped reply
+lee hanks Yeahh. he only replied to me twice and we spoke on a life stream twice.
"She poured a cold glass of Coke Zero" *sponsored by Coke*
Idk anyone with coke zero is clearly crazy ....
She poured me an ice cold glass of Coke Zero. I took a sip and the delicious beverage had instantly quenched my thirst. Refreshing, wouldn't do the justice it needed to explain what I had experienced.
Kobe Austin you on crack?
@@liviwaslost coke zero
Which Coke?
Uncle Buck was definitely one of my favorites.
"Here's a dime now go down town and have a rat nor that thing off you're face!" XD best bit and the drunk clown
He offers her a quarter, not a dime. Rats aren't cheap you know? lol
+lay siege to my sandcastle gnat...bug...is there a little similarity there? Whoa! I think there is!
Frederic Gray buckle up kill me
As someone pregnant, that maternity clothes story truly horrified me. To think if that was me what those dudes could have done to me......just sends chills up and down my spine. What's sad is that those men probably eventually found a victim, RIP whoever that was and her unborn child.
"she poured me a cold coke zero" 😱 terrifying! Make it stop.
Coke Zero is disgusting, it truly
Is a horror story in and of itself
"Hears the word skinwalker"
. . . . *wide eyes* . . .
My navajo ass: "looking around and hugging my pillow" . . . .
I even hate hearing it, much less talking about them.
Hh 🤣
Skinwalker stories terrify me...just that they’re so relentless in their pursuit. I’ve heard several times they will pursue until they get you once you’re in their radar.
I wish he would do more skin-walker stories. I love them.
Im not native American but im highly superstitious. I hate it when people say a certain creators name that starts with a W. The though of Skinwalkers freak me out too.
Uncle Buck is my new Hero! Damn,still serving And being badass even after death!
Damn strait
Jakub Slávek love how he's just chilling cleaning his gun
"Yeah, I'm a dead guy. Don't eff with my nephew. I might be a ghost but I have a damn shotgun and I know how to use it."
Integrity can be a permanent trait. Smoking cigars, having a beard/long hair, and being in a motorcycle gang doesn't automatically mean you're a piece of shit or a violent monster. All it really means is that you're not vying for the stamp of approval from society.
@@HexIsme 1% ers would disagree. The big three are indeed worldwide criminal organizations. In fact, the bandidos got busted years back for producing and distributing kiddy porn. There are mc's that aren't, sure, but they're not allowed rockers in any state because of the outlaw bikers would fuck them up of spotted.
You're my favorite horror narrator! No one else compares, keep it up
Why won't these people lock their doors?
Mohammed Uddin or stupid
@Anakin Skywalker seriously tho 😂😂😂😂
@Mohammed Uddin lol
LockPickingLawyer has entered the chat
@Mohammed Uddin Made me laugh. Very witty!
I just like how Buck came in spirit form, managed to physically take apart and put back a rifle together, threaten a predator and scare him off, then disappear and keep the rifle.
it's like 3am and im laughing so hard it hurts. That story in these words made me happier than like anything today fuck it. Buck does as he see fit.
I like how disappointed the Misato guy sounded when he realized Mei didn't break her neck. I felt it so much in the core of myself
+Lazy Masquerade I couldn't stop laughing out loud when I heard you say "shit" because you have such a fancy accent that the crude word sounded out of place.
+SalemInsomniac Me too!
SalemInsomniac. Finally someone who agrees with me. Lol i laugh out loud too. 😂😂😁💜💜
Especially with that story where the drunk man says “come on out you little shits” i had to laugh.
The video quality isn’t great on this one. Had to compromise, otherwise the file size would be too big for my laptop to handle :v
still an awesome vid keep it up!
happy 1 year creepy-versary!
+Whitney Dawn Dammm Whitney got it going on .
+FuckFace 9000 lol
+Whitney Dawn I'm gone have to get that Instagram doeeeeee
Uncle Buck’s badassery transcends the mortal plane. A true OG.
Wow! I remember I first discovered Mr. Nightmare's channel and then shortly after yours, Be's, Corpse's and urmaker's around late august-early september of last year. I don't remember how many subscribers you had back then, but I didn't realize you were "only" doing this for 4 months, so I've been with you for 8 months, thank you for all the entertainment you provided us :) Here's to many more successful years to come 🍾
Same
Literally the exact same thing that happened to me, same date, same channel, all that stuff 😳
Wow ^^
you forgot Be Busta :)
All of these guys are great
***** No I didn't, read again ^^ I said "then shortly after yours, *Be's*, Corpse's and urmaker's"
Wow it's hard to believe it's only been a year. You're the one who got me into the true scary stories and creepypasta readings, and now that stuff takes up like half my subscriptions.
"I'm a member of the slam poetry scene" First time i've immediately wanted someone to die in one of these stories.
Agreed
HHahaha glad I wasn’t the only one
"Spit" made it even funnier hahaa
LOL agreed
my favorite line was when she said "I needed to find a place to "spit"" lmao
”why is it always the pretty ones”-every ”nice guy” ever
More like every “sane guy” ever
@@richardtherichard26 hey... creepylosersayswhat.
Your username tells the entire tale
right? and then he proceeds to get excited when she says she's drunk
Yeah it’s clear that whatever redditor wrote that garbage has never spoken to a woman lmao
This is only your first year on TH-cam? You produce videos like a pro, Lazy. Thanks for the great content.
ya don't fuck with Uncle Buck
If ghosts like him are acting as vigilantes, I'll take it
Keep doin' you, supernatural brother
dragonlover7196 HELL YEAH
"I mei'd up my mind."
Goddamnit
Hahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha👌👌👌👌👌👌
ur fucking stupid
Thanks, I try.
+Maggot Mouth *You're
Mei (The Succubus) - 1:39
Johnny Jumps - 25:17
Snow Bunny - 28:53
Yakuza - 34:04
Uncle Buck - 38:05
The Farmhouse Incident - 42:58
Dream Spectre - 51:31
BDSM - 54:36
The Devil's Call - 1:02:32
Hammer - 1:08:04
Ex-Girlfriend Glitch - 1:15:21
Twenty Third 1:20:00
Skinwalker - 1:25:45
The Cartels - 1:31:19
Acid_Splash 1:34:34
You are a god amongst men. Thanks!
Thank you so much omg. 😍
Thank you, 6 years later and you are still a hero for this
In Japan, when you make someone green tea, that means it’s time for them to go home... so I guess making Mei green tea was supposed to further imply that things were going too far...
EDIT 01/27/2021: I forgot about this comment, and I forgot who Mei is...
So, being served green tea is a polite way of saying 'you ain't gotta go home, but you gotta get the fk outtakes here' lol
@@MrsShocoTaco Yeah pretty much XD
That's the nicest get the hell off of my property I have ever heard.
exactly... a parting gift
kimmyfreak200 I never thought of it that way
Am I the only one that really loves the Uncle Buck story?
its mad creepy but cool
yeahhh i love it too, when i heard it im confused but thankful for up above
When I read the comment that same exact story just started
+NekoHoneyAmerica Uncle Buck did it again! ahaha
+dcanaeme1234 You could make it a drinking game. A shot everytime he says "my dad"
"And there she lay, dead for weeks."
Me: Okay..
"And he even killed her little dog, too."
Me: *Where does this man live?*
throw away channel that’s what I thought, too. I hope he’s in jail for a long time. No excuse to murder your wife and her dog 😢💔
What the fuck with people and their dog? You care more about animals then human life.
@@guro-kawa-angel You *do* realize that a good chunk of the time it's a joke, right?
"Even publishing a blog on how to make a marriage work."
Palpatine: Ironic.
oz
Proud to be part of the lazy legion
such an underrated channel. congratulations look forward to another year.
Hoping for another skinwalker episode soon!
me too
Hoping for a wendigo episode myself👍
I'm hoping for both!
+Puncake Delirious How bout no, I live in an area where they're suppose to origin
HalfBit360 too bad we require more
Having a yandere gf would be terrifying.
Good thing I’ve never even talked to a girl before.
Be gay avoid yandere
Hi. I am girl.
The same goes for the man who wrote that story 😂
Wonderful story collection and telling as always. And LOVE hearing the Uncle Buck story again. That one is so great. :)
Uncle Buck is my favorite story! :)
Prov1210
Definitely one of mine :) That was a real FAMILY thing to do. :)
I liked the first one the best, But I think she just had a bad chidhood and was too scared to lose anyone close, In a, She needed to visit an insane asylum kind of way.
TH-cam is on auto.
I wake up at 3am to these stories......
guess I'm not going back to sleep
Yoder023 I like ur photo ;0;
@fuck kyle Graham who's Kyle graham? He sounds like a dick
same
Same.
I JUST DISCOVERED YOUR CHANNEL. BEEN LISTENING TO IT ALL DAY!! YOU HAVE A GREAT GIFT FOR STORY TELLING! I'M GOING TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS HOW GREAT YOUR 👍 CHANNEL IS!!! THANK YOU AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK 👍 🙏 🙌 😊
Hell yeah Uncle Buck!!! Everyone needs an uncle Buck and a big ass friend named Bernie.
It still shocks me how papa lazy doesn't have more subscribers . I started off listening to scary stories with him and mr. nightmare and the two will always have a special place in my TH-cam journey.
Haha “way back then in 1996”
Never thought I would hear the mid 90’s as “way back then.” Gotta love the 90’s that was the best era in many ways.
96 was a dope year!
Hard to believe the 90s was 30 years ago.
I was thinking the same thing, I was born in 2002 (finally graduating highschool, class of 2020), and my sister was born in 1996, she’s turning 24 in October. I wouldn’t really consider it “way back then!”
@@charliewegner
It is so weird to think about being born a certain year and thinking about everything that happened before you existed xd
Black Cat • 3 years ago right?!?
I love the longer videos. whether or not they are collaborations of previous uploads.
The uncle buck story is soo great. I love stories like that. It’s definitely eerie. But it’s also heartwarming and wholesome.
How is Uncle Buck story scary? The ghost saved two lives in the long run. Pretty heroic if you ask me. Just goes to show how strong their familial ties are.
Josef Mar Maglana it's scary because of what could have happened to the Dad if Uncle Buck hadn't been there at that time
I think it's the fact he's about to get abducted and then you get the extra eerie yet pleasant twist that it's his uncles ghost. Still gave me goosebumps
@@anthonyward2208 I think it would be cool as heck to have a dead family member protect me from beyond the grave.
Eh, stories like this don’t scare me. It isn't real. Real scary stories are actually scary because they could happen to anyone.
your voice has a very interesting quality to it. it just makes you sound so sincere compared to some other readers. even some of the very popular ones.
Congratulations on your first year anniversary and having 350k subscribers.
You, corpse husband, Mr nightmare, and mrcreepypasta are the absolute best in the business! Thank you for what you do. You've got me through some tough times my friend
Once a random man showed me how to milk a cow blindfolded.
Mr K Lash Good Job.
Are you sure it wasn't at least two guys?
Aren't you supposed to do two "udders" at a time?
How did that happened? What lead up to that?
That wasn’t a cow
Oh God can you imagine the instructions for that?? 😂
Did you drink the milk
Uncle Buck wasn't really that scary. I mean, that kid (dad) has a guardian angel that doesn't fuck around, that seems pretty awesome to me.
I thought that was pretty awesome also, I mean what's cooler than a badass biker guardian angel that wards off pedophile/rape'os and cleans guns. Plus now he finally got to see the stuff that was locked up all that time. Cheers to Uncle Buck! 🎉
Uncle Buck is a payday loan firm in England and I can tell you first hand it is a true fucking nightmare
I agree. That was defiantly a guardian angel situation. I love stories like that.
The one with the uncle buck guy wasn't really scary to me, it was kinda sweet like his uncle saved him from beyond the grave
Well, time to get comfy. I'm pretty excited for this one
forralll
got my popcorn ready
These are the perfect videos for a nice relaxing kip! Then I have nightmares lol! But it's worth it. Just like campfire stories hehe!
+Seän Shepherd Lol Yasss This Is Worth It
Nothing like playing a game with the sound muted and listening to horror stories.
Crazy thing with "Mei" aside
"Masato" never stops to think, that maybe the problem is *him* and not the other people around him.
Granted it's not a true story.
Wait, these aren't really true stories?
@CLEMY LiVES On tastes good! But I guess I didn't need to add extra bolt locks and pepper spray. 🙃
Yeah he seems like a douche tbh.
He literally said multiple times in the story that he should’ve listened to the other guy so I’m confused as to where you come to this conclusion. Granted, it’s a story I’ve lived through so it’s definitely true but your bias aside....
@@richardtherichard26 a great deal of the “true” stories on this channel are definitely written by people that clearly haven’t lived in the areas these characters supposedly exist in lol. It’s almost like a cliche joke on this channel at this point
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! hold up, this is the first video of yours that I currently watching. The "Lazy Legion"? I think I will fit in well here :)
One of the best short horror story compilations I've heard, can't wait for the next one!
When he said “spit” he sounded like 50 year old dad trying to be cool when talking about rapping.
@Lady Trek2space ok boomer
The way you say "what the fuck" is my favorite thing ever. Lol
Nobody is gonna talk a out the dream spectre? That is some harrowing shit.
EssayPrime I'm waiting n scrolling down too
Its possibly a generational curse of sorts.
Scary
@@mattlogue1300 l too am scrolling lol
Lazy- The best things happen...
Me- IN THE DARK IN THE DARK
jhonny jumps could have been his dad trying to scare him into not wanting to spend time at his mothers house, rare, but a thought.
Yeah I thought that the father had something to do with it too
Or to scare him from going outside
I thought the same
When he said “when we finished, or more accurately she finished...” was he talking about boning?
Angie C. I think it means they were boning and she came first and he never did.
Sounded like she rode the fuck out of him
You guys had me laughing.
This story is fake purely based on this part of the story, when I heard this part I rolled my eyes so hard
@@amyspiers6359 I mean, it can be extremely hard for guys to bust when they aren't even in the mood. Which he wasn't. Even told her no bitch I gotta sleep tf...so he was tired, very much not horny, and kinda forced into it tbh. So I'm not surprised he didn't finish. I wouldn't have if i were him
A whole year already?! Love you Lazy! Keep doing you :3
When you fall asleep watching creepy pastas and wake up in the middle of the night and see your screen filled with a disturbing picture and your soul is ready to depart right then and there..
Surely i'm not the only one, ..right?
Creepy paster
I’ve been listening for a few months. I’m not much of an inter web person but I will admit this was the first podcast I’ve ever followed/ subscribed to. I LOVE creepy morbid stories/experiences. Thank you for being the good part of my day.
hi my name is mei. I don't really know my way on youtube do any of you guys mind helping me?
lmfao
Hehehehe..... Uh oh... Lol
Nope, nope, nopedy nope, nopecity, nopetown, nopecountry, nopeworld.
Sure!
*Deletes youtube*
What I learned from this video:
-Never live in a rural area
-police are slow as fuck
-never use Craigslist
-trust your gut feeling
-never be home alone
“I’m a member of the local slam poetry scene” absolutely terrifying.
all I'm hearing is reasons to buy a gun
A handgun, a shotgun and a rifle in .308 for good measure!
Listen here you gun totin yanks. I’ll be damned if “y’all” have the means to revolt against an overbearing gvt. MOST governments are overbearing. yall think that just because you have guns you have a say? Jan 6th begs to differ. Remember if it’s private property it’s okay, but as soon as it’s a gvt building all of a sudden it’s an “act of terrorism” 😂😂
Yup
The hardest part of breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend is that you need to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Alfred Jones No.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki. No.
Alfred Jones omg a Hetalian!
Jokes that piss people of are the best ones.
Alfred Jones I laughed at this, then felt a little bit bad that I did
Alfred Jones well shit that was a good one
Some of these make me want to cry. This was a great video, I love when you do long videos. *CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY* you are great you always will be. You might be judged but you are the best horror story teller, you are even 100% better than mrcreepypasta. I love you channel. I am so happy for you.
Big fan! keep up the good work Lazy. Cheers Mate.
I heard "I was just a creepy pastor" and was very confused XD I was like "well I'll be darned, you are a creepy pastor!" They I realized he has an accent and was saying "creepypasta"
Same here! Most of the videos I watch don’t have accents. Love this guy though!
OMG I thought he said the same thing 😆
Well if you ever come across a creepy pastor run.
I've been listening to your stories for years now.Slept on them, woke up because of them, passed the time on them. Thank you !
"Some Hooded Guy"
This happened to me about 3 or 4 years ago when I attended college in Mississippi. I'm a 22 year old female, at the time of this story I believe i was 19. It started with an argument with my girlfriend. She was in Texas (my home state) at the time and she, as any other 18 year old girl with a significant other in another state, thought I was cheating on her. Whatever. So after a heated argument, I decide to take a walk on a trial that surrounded a beautiful lake just behind my dorms. As it was about 11 pm, this was a huge mistake. I began my walk by going down the stairs in between my building and the dorms next to mine while looking at the stars. I believed this to be beautiful because growing up in the suburban area of Texas, we don't get views like these from the country side of Mississippi too often.
As I came to about the half way point of my peaceful walk, i came upon a bench which i sat on, then eventually laid down. Looking up at the sky, I decide to call my girlfriend back to talk things out, but of course, she didn't answer. I continue to lay down for about 30 more minutes to look around some more.
The campus was still pretty active for the time it was. Being, it was a friday night. College in the country, really, doesn't have any differences from college in the city. Crazy young adults partying away their stress from exams, your occasional frat or sorority group strolling the streets, athletes walking around in packs according to their sport, that sort of thing. but the only thing that differs here, is that after a semester, youve seen everyone on this campus atleast 3 times.
After a good amount of watching, i decide to head back toward my room walking back opposite of the way i had come. as I'm about half a football field away from the bridge that would lead straight to my dorm, I notice a car coming down the gravel road in my direction. I pay it no mind as people drive on this side of the trail all the time, as there were dorms on this side as well. But something told me to be wary.
As I neared the entrance of the bridge i notice the car sort of slow down, thats when my guard went up. You see i had been here on full scholarship with the track and cross country team, so as you could imagine, my 125 pound frame wasn't too threatening to anyone. But at the time I was a second degree black belt, and had no problem defending myself if need be.
I come on to about a quarter of the way down the bridge when i heard the car door open behind me. I stopped, and turned around only to see the door close again. "Odd" i thought to myself but kept walking. Not even two steps later, i hear the door open again. You can almost bet that when i turned around, the door was closing again. At this time im thinking "Im not fucking stupid, if you're going to try and screw around with me, hurry up and get this ass whooping over with already."
Finally, as im about halfway down the bridge, the door opens again, but this time, I dont turn around until i take about three more steps. When i do, i'm not going to lie, i froze. It's like that adrenaline rush you get when you're about to perform on stage for the first time. I saw the guy, he had on some creme cargo shorts (stupid) and a navy blue hoodie (also stupid). Its like this guy wanted to fail at what he was attempting to do. First, the door thing, now less than discreet clothing?
But thats when i noticed it. He had one hand at his side, and the other hidden under his hoodie, which is classic for either "i have a knife or a gun" or "im pretending to have a weapon to call your bluff." Either way, i stood my ground. I stood in a way that said "Bring it on." and i guess thats what made the guy chicken out. He backed away to the car, got in and drove off toward my dorm.
I cant tell you how fast i booked it back to my building. As i stood hiding by the side of the building, i peeked out to see if the guy's car was actually ther, or anywhere near the building in fact. From what i could see they weren't. I must have looked crazy because i was in "007" mode the entire time while pulling out my key card to get into the building. As i had it ready, i dashed toward the front door of my building.
I scanned the card and waited nervously for what seemed like the longest 2 seconds of my life for the door to unlock. I opened the door and entered the building and opted to take the stairs to my second floor dorm room, as the door always took its precious time to close and i wasn't about waiting for the elevator.
I had my key ready as i reached the second floor and unlocked the door to the hallway and made a mad dash for my room. My RA looked at me funny as i made a lot of noise coming through the door and down the hallway. I paid her no mind as i hurried inside my suite. Luckily the light was already on in my room because my roommate was still awake, so if the guys who were in the car were watching the windows from the front, they didn't know exactly which room i went into. Need less to say that i never went out alone at night afterward.
Been subscribed for a few months now and I know I'm pretty late seeing that this video was uploaded in May and it's now almost a year later, but just wanted to say congrats and I really love your content and channel in general. Keep it up!!
You just keep getting better and better. Can’t believe this video is 7 years ago.. You’re so relaxing to me so thought I’d play one of your old videos to fall asleep to, you’re so soothing and relaxing to listen to with these older stories ❤❤
Honestly, I thought Mei was going to shoot a giant ice wall and freeze him with her gun.
Look at the picture during the story...
the reference..
SmoothieOtter XD
SmoothieOtter fuck mei she always kills me
Overwatchhhhhhhh
Lazy masquerade, you may never reply to this (hint hint nudge nudge) but your voice makes me feel calm and safe when listening, it's not too high or too deep, maybe it's the English like accent...
+TRUdipper As someone who lives in England, English accents aren't always this great, enjoy it XD
Congrats on the year, Lazy :)
+Emily Barry I don't mean those very obnoxious British accents, I live in England too, so I know what you mean... It's absolute hell...
+TRUdipper Oh awesome, sorry I assumed you weren't from here; people usually don't realise how many different British accents there are.
I'm not Lazy, but thank you.
+Emily Barry I get it, most of them are fat greasy guys... The ones I've seen that is...
I've been subscribed to this channel ...I honestly don't know how long a good estimate would be 7 years and this channel has never failed to make my day better !! Thank you so much for making such an amazing content !! Cheers EDIT : 40:52 ! THIS story has been in my head for years and im happy to find it again:D
The best things happen in the dark....
Yeah, sleep.
LOL. I sleep in the afternoon all the time.
Who also says "the best things happen in the dark" in unison with lazy?
haha
who else says it at the same time, and in the same accent as him lol
who else says it at the same time, and in the same accent as him lol
+Rob Slack Seeing as I'm from the same area as Lazy, me haha
i do
Happy first year. I’ll listen to your stories, even knowing many of them, because I simply enjoy the way you speak and read a story ! ;) so keep up the great work, I’m sure your number of listeners will keep going up in the coming year :)
Craigslist story makes me happy that most of my friends have concealed carry's. lol 😁
Same 😍
Logan Dozal Good choice bringing a friend . Glad his wife did not go. I don't trust those sites.
I'm looking for a story I remember so well told by you and I was very sure it was in one of the "Glitch in the matrix" specials. It was about a girl who has an accident and her boyfriend died but she still hear his voice calling for her outside her house, after talk with her friends whose were in the accident with her, they tell her to not open the door, but one day she does and inmedietely she wakes up from a coma caused by the accident. Her boyfriend is alive and her friends were the ones dead. Sorry for my Grammar. Does anyone remember in which video it was or what is the name of it??
by the way, I said I remembered it from "Glitch in the matrix" specials, but it's not there! Maybe the automatic skipping of the videos got me confused or is a freaking MANDELA EFFECT CONFIRMED! :V
Lord & Lady of Winterfell I TOTALLY WATCHED THIS ONE LAST NIGHT LET ME FIND IT
Lord & Lady of Winterfell okay so I don't know the original video but the one I know it is in is '18 Scary TRUE Stories | Compliation: May-September 2016' and I think it's the third story in called 'Crashed'
MikaMeow Thanks a lot!!
Lord & Lady of Winterfell It's the phantom life stories
I really didn't listen to creepy pastas or anything of the sort on youtube before, but got into your videos half a year ago. Continue the wickedly awesome spookiness.
The Johnny jumps sounds like someone was sending the father a message.
Love you, Lazy and keep it up!! #LazyLegion4Life been here since 37k. You're by far my favorite YTber
Thanks man, that means a lot :)
+The WolfPack He's my favourite too. c: The way he tells the stories is perfect for feeling the emotions and experiences of the people in them.
+Lazy Masquerade congratulations
+Lazy Masquerade i love your channel been around a while and I always keep up with new vids
"The LazyPack Legion" HOLT SHIT CREEPY TO SHE HAS A KNIFE IN THE FIRST 1!!! WHOA ! SH!T lol!
Lazyyyyyyy!!!!! Dude I recently discovered your chanel and I'm obsessed! Listen to these constantly! Keep em comin!!
Aloha from Hawaii! 🌺
I hate when they say they never told anyone, drives me crazy, but when I was little I probably wouldn't have had told anyone either lol
But the fuck? It's when you're little that you tell all the messed up shit because you don't give a shit about being judged or whatever and kids love telling stories.
@@MrVindictus1 you gotta remember that kids are also afraid of getting in trouble. Sometimes kids keep stuff to themselves because they're afraid they actually did something wrong when something bad happens to 'em.
@@MrVindictus1 and, also, kids are stupid enough to just not tell people shit, I remember when I was little CPS came to talk to me at school because they thought I was being hurt, and I just boredly answered their questions and never told my mom because I didn't care enough
Tip for touring in Mexico, never road-trip, always fly. It's a beautiful country and I love it very much, but I'd never trust those roads...
my grandpa all most got kidnapped thank god he is samart
+GRACE woods could your grandpa spell as well as you can
Your intro was perfect !
You're perfect!
+Lazy Masquerade I know you're not to bad you're self.
+Lazy Masquerade SHIP!!! XP
+Lebanese Republic xd
I thought so too. But then I gave my opinion as a longtime subscriber on his new videos regarding CCTV footage, and he got all uppity and defensive with me about it. I thought he gave 2 shits about his (longtime) subscribers too, but I was wrong.
Wow. Even after all these years, lazy's quality is still at a high.
By far my favourite narrator on TH-cam. Keep up the good work. 👍👌😁
I’ve heard the first story multiple times. But I don’t think I’ve ever watched this video before. Maybe it was on a compilation video. Love listening to Lazy in bed.
LAZY MY GGGGGGGG
Nice video man :D
Keep it up.... Also may we have more skin walker videos :D
Just discovered you this month, and I absolutely love your videos! Sometimes they chill me to the core, other times your calming voice soothes me to sleep😂