AS A CHRISTIAN WOMAN, I APRROVE!! | "Alternative Cuss Words" By Tim Hawkins - REACTION
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Please do more Tim Hawkins. He is a great comedian.
I 1000 percent agree! Love him.
Great Cesare's Ghost, you've never seen any of the old 50's "Superman" TV series, have you. That was Perry White's favorite saying.
What the fuzzy French toast!!
And "cotton pickin chicken pluckers" is in a skit by the Smothers Brothers. I think the name of the song is "My Old Man".
His “Inappropriate Wedding Songs” is really funny too!
GREAT SCOTT!!
Tim Hawkins is hilarious he also has some music videos like "Cletus take the reel" and "pretty pink tractor" you gotta check those out too
There's an old movie called Johnny Dangerously where one guy's dialogue uses alternate cuss words.
Farging Iceholes
Cork-soakers
farging bastage
and others
I Love Tim Hawkins. He is the nicest guy ever. We caught his show a while back and he stayed for a couple hours after the show to talk and take pictures with his fans. Great reaction!! 🙂
The phrase "son of a motherless Goat" comes from the movie Three Amigos.
Tim Hawkins is amazing. Check out some of his songs, particularly “The Sound of Starbucks” and the “Chic-fil-A Song”.
I remember Bill Cosby used to say "What in the foul and fifth and filth and foul!!"
As a fan of Battlestar Galactica, going back to the original TV series, I’ve always loved Frak! as a substitute-F word. The fact that they could say it on TV made it even better. Frak the frakking frakkers!
This made my cheeks hurt from laughing, too. One of my alternative phrases is "son of a blistering bear." And once, when driving through the country at night, I was surprised by a herd of deer crossing the road in front of me. As I slammed on the brakes, I hollered "golly shmolly noodles!" I don't know where that came from. (Both the deer and I were completely fine, but the way.)
Tim is great. Never fails to get me rolling. You might like his Aging Rockstars bit. I still sing all the wrong words to "Friends in Low Places" because of his parody. XD
You will have the best time at one of Tim Hawkins concerts especially one at a large church setting.
Wink Martindale was a game show host in the 70s and 80s. He did the game show Tic Tac Dough
And he's got s TH-cam channel which has rare game show clips and pilot episodes for shows that never made it to air
He has a song called These Are The Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife.
Corn cob! Door knob! Shitake! Oklahoma (instead of Oh ****)! Omaha! (same).... many others. Love Tim Hawkins performing "Yoga pants"... first time I'd head him.
you should check out some of his songs . He is a very good guitarist !!!
Cuss cuss, filth filth, foul foul, swear swear!
Used to use this phrase for a while in my 20's 30's.
This reminds me of George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on tv. List humor, speed, enunciation, gestures, surprising twists, and call backs. Good stuff.
Btw-chicken plucker might be the edgier part of your grandpa’s cuss phrase.
First time I ever saw Tim Hopkins was in Glen Rose Texas back in 2007. I see him so many times at church camp going to special event. He started to recognize me at some of his shows. I have multiple signed dvds and other stuff as well!! I loved taking people to see him for the first time. He had an opener who did an amazing three little pigs joke as weird as that sounds
My Mom's cuss word was Flitter! If we heard that we knew there was trouble. She was from the south so you have to add the accent.
Bless his Heart.
Tim Hawkins was one of the only comedians my christian parents allowed me to follow growing up xD
I definitely recommend more of his stuff. His “guitar meltdown” video is one of my favorites.
I heard something similar to this on The Bob and Tom Show a long time ago. The comedian's name is Sean Morey. The name of the bit is "Make A Stand". I googled it and found a 2:00 youtube video. Tim Hawkins routine is funny, but I like the Sean Morey version better.
Where I use to work I had a few I used, and where I used them so much, when someone heard me say one, they'd yell at the supervisor I was cussing again. Banana Peppers, Banana Pudding, I swaney to my goodness
Tim is so funny! He’s been a great comic in the Christian space for a long time! One of the most popular, and one of the people that John Crist listened to and saw as an example. John Crist is now one of the largest touring comedians and I think you’d love him too!!
That was so funny, good to see you laughing so much, hahaha. I say several of those, but my go to is SNOT or Well Snot, my granddad's favorite for us when we were being obnoxious was 'cotton picking dirt daubers.'
6:55 noooo!!! 😭😭😭😭😭💀
Also check out his “Favorite Bible Verse”
My grandma used to tell us " why dont you freeze your teeth and take your tongue for a sleigh ride" ( the long way of saying shutup)
Your laugh gets me every time. so cute... These are so good and I've heard about 75 percent of them over the years, but that last one, I was always told that suck was a bad word when used that way.
I was raised by older parents in the 80s and neither cursed. The only thing that made my mom curse was idiot drivers, she would call asshole but besides that she didn’t really curse. Her phrase tho if something went wrong like dropping something or whatever she would say “sister’s aunt” idk where that came from but it was her word instead of F**k or even darn 😂. We would remind her “she’s your aunt too!” But it’s funny that was her word. When i was a kid we picked up ladies for church so sometimes the a-hole would come out then she would cover her mouth 😂. One elderly hard of hearing Italian woman she took to church would say “that bachacaloup”. My mom was Italian too but never said that
Great reaction. This reminds me of an old George Carlin bit.
Dang, and I thought I was fowl-mouthed (pun intended) with "chicken-puked" and "buzzard-spawned". Lol...Peace, Love!!
"What the schnitzel!"
Chicken Plucker, Pea Picker and Cotton Picker were a few of the derogatory phrases aimed at farm workers back in the day. I for one am glad those days are gone.
Holy shenanigans. What the fundamentals... just a couple personal communicative inventions of my own to likewise circumvent the roadblocks of profanity, thank you very much.
Heard one of these on TV once don't remember what one
We said, "Uh oh... feces has hit the oscillator!" and "I don't give a rodents rectum! but it wasn't to keep from cussin'... it was just because we are weird.
Wink Martindale was a big name in game show hosts (and producers) during the 80s - I remember him from a game show called Tic Tac Dough, which was probably like Hollywood Squares without the celebrities.
My mom always thought the author Dashiell Hammett, said very emphatically, should have been a cuss word 😆
My mom would say bull corn and also horse feathers 😂
Mrs.Britt, you just got to react to Tim Hawkins "hand raising " !!! Guarantee that you gonna laugh !
You should watch Tim Hawkins parenting songs
Ohhhh...this guy is hilarious!! You'd love more of his stuff! Another good one that is a Christian comic is Leanne Morgan. She's great!
Have you ever seen "Deadpool"? ....... CANADA!!!
Omg! That was hilarious!! He is great!! 😂
Tim Hawkins is the embodiment of goofy comedy, hope to see you react to more of his bits
You should react to My Old Man's a Sailor by The Smothers Brothers
His little example of fart-knocker killed me, and then he circled back to shut the front door - tied it in nicely. I'm still holding my sides over here, that was the best part so far...
Tim Hawkins + "Yoga Pants" song = thank me later
"Great googly-moogly" sounds like something Quagmire (Family Guy) would say.
"I need to toot." - 🏃♂️💨
i know about the different in words i am from the east coast originally we say seekers , dungarees pocket book bilfold
Kind comedy suggestion: Any Rodney Dangerfield clip.
I don't sneak. It's a tennis shoe.
My favorite is "A&W root beer", which I substitute for a$$wipe. Lol
No sweetie, I'm southern and could be you Dad. Cottonpickin'... was just a "Thing" my parents and grandparents said something short... like "now wait just one cotton-pickin' minute." Now "Chicken pluckers...?" It wasn't until I was over 18 when I realize it was their way of saying... M-F'ers. But, in the south, we ARE polite. 🙂
I’m from the south, so I say, “Cuss” “Tennis Shoes”.
You have to react to his music. It's amazing
Do more Tim Hawkins. He's hilarious.
I'm Canadian, I'll stick to Tim Hortons...
Damn he is funny.
Very funny 😅
Ach, Dunnerwedder!
4:45 All of the "son of a..." are replacing a word that isn't really a cuss word. Dog breeders actually use the word bitch for a female dog.
You need to check out Ken davis!!!!he is hilarious
And jeff Allen is hilarious also
Try Tim's Things you should never say to your wife.😂😅
Its not the word it is the intent. Shit and turd are the same...lol😂
I've always used
Mother Father!
Son of a brick!
A christian with a PDC? Think about it...Something to think an out. (Remember: scripture tells us that believers are to judge each other who are inside the church. The outsiders / unbelievers will be judged by God as to Heaven or Hell, righteous or unrighteous). Also, we are to judge spirits (behavior & attitude) to see whether they are of God or Satan. A little church on the channel today.
Mine is Son of a Motherless Goat
Now you can go to the other end of the spectrum with George Carlin--Seven words you can't say on TV.
El torro poopoo instead of BS
In an internet generation, with device firmly grown from hands, we have a man trying his damnedest to be as funny and relevant as George Carlin. The entire play of grouping of words, vocal intonations, pauses for add-ins... Pretty sure I saw this in the 60s, the 70s, the 80s... We were so lucky to have grown up in a time of actual talent instead of people playing at talent for likes and views.
Does your daughter ever ask you, "Who's Pete?"
I wish she would shut up and let us hear the guy talk without interrupting so much. I missed some of the words cuz I couldn't hear over her voice. Bless her heart.
I've used son of a motherless goat
I noticed at the end you said he never said farfignugan. (Or however you spell it) But he does actually say it at 6:36 you just didn't realize it cause you got focused on the cotton picking one. Just wanted to throw it out there!
I picked cotton, when I was in the first grade and I'm whiter than your shirt.
It's so insanely silly to think the word you choose to use makes a difference in what you mean to say. If you're older than 2 years of age and think it makes a difference you really need to evaluate yourself. What you think and do is what matters not the words you use to describe your thoughts and actions.
For some, this reply will be misleading, and for a few others: very insightful.