CaptainSauce Is The Strongest Unit In TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- CaptainSauce has been added to TABS as a unit no one should ever use. The unit creator was a mistake.
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GodZirra's not too light, he's not too heavy, he's just too tall. He's trying to hit the units below him, but he can't turn his head that far down, so he just kinda flops over and has a fit.
That's what I would have said yeah I made my own giant with a sword but he flops over and eats dirt
Mud pie?
He needs more movement speed!!!. he falls over cause he is 30 times the size of an average unit, but still takes baby steps cause his so slow.
@@thebig0opsyshow505 no he doesn't it makes him fall over quicker bcs psychics for some dumb reason
thios is why giant units are the hardest things to make, you need a perfect balance of literally everything or they have a tantrum.
captain sauce: into the sauceverse
Make this a movie im virtually holding u at gunpoint until you do
@@generalfloppa5798 I feel like I'm going to get virtually shot...
@@eldritchpancakes you should probably virtually run
@@eldritchpancakes *loads virtual shotgun with virtual malicious intent*
@@generalfloppa5798 *virtually starts sweating*
"The Sister Fister technique is definitely gonna get used on these ladies."
*Hold up*
Yes
Make sure they are all 18 and above LMAO
@@timothylinstrum991 911 hello
SWEET HOME ALBAMA
@@mrvoice3436 *guitar enters* SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAAÄÆ
Captain Sauce:” How can they think like me?”
Creators:”You only have to have a dirty mind mate”.
'"sister fister" sometimes i wonder how he comes up with these names
Me: Wait a second don't we come up with some of these names dammit
Sister fister
Has a 99.9% chance for it to be hit
The 0.1% for it to not hit is for Santa Claus
@Sivert Myhrvold no get out
No yall get out
Wth is happening
How about everyone gets the hell out of my skies.
Something tells me we can start a cult from this
NO
@@jas9922 YES
@@jas9922 DO WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID, HE SAID YES SO YES >:)
YEEEEESS
@@jas9922 Y E S
" the sister Fister method really likes to send things into the stratosphere"
Our Lord and savior, captainsauce!
NotF and I will not have a good
The group of holy deity’s, easy Pete, Jim Pickens, the wobbly horse, and of course captain sauce.
@@HAMBURBER1 OMG yes you truly are a person of culture
@@HAMBURBER1 they all rest in one man's head and that man's name is... Kevin of course!
They rest easy, there rest is nice, Kevin's mental health is on thin ice!
Is it just me, or does Cap have one of the most contagious laughs ever?
Yes
Si
Ja
Don't worry its a non deadly form of pseudolaughcomos of spores in the ears causing to tickle your funny bone
Halflings: oh god he has bazookas for hands
Inbred Sauce: *loses*
Halflings: holy shit on a stick we actually won
Just imagine a church using a peice of a man's crap on stick instead of using the Jesus thing
@@chitosetakaki9385 yeah that would be weird but funny and also really bad smelling
The amount of S A U C E in this video is holy on another level.
Um?
Yah i geuss he did say the word sauce in the video alot
177103 awesome sauce
@@Niribu i agree it is very awesome i reccomend 882988
*badum tss*
It’s not that babby sauce was playing around he just wanted his enemies to suffer for longer
Yes we will watch them suffer
We will drain all there blood from there bodies
We will eat there flesh to
We Will eat their brains and then leave them as a human shell
5:11 - 5:25 Was epic. The way he turned back to destroy some more was amazing.
Why can't I stop seeing Kaiju Universe, every video I go to it's there even if it's unrelated 😭
@@moofey6900 Guess what else I saw that was unrelated?
@@purplecat6578 what
@@moofey6900 Your comment
@@purplecat6578 omg you're right
I just realized that his “fart” had the opportunity to be named “fart in the wind”
LOL
XD
The captain sauce vs god zirra was that hardest I’ve laughed in a while
*I’ll fucking do it again*
Same
@@flummoxedbuffoon GUILTY
Same
Funniest thing I’ve seen in for a while too
The reason godzera fell is because you need to make his weight exactly what his size is or he’s to fast for his size
Watch it fall over and have another tantrum
NO, it's because Godzera is to fast for it's size. If you don't believe me see how the samurai and tree giant walk, they go slower
@@gandaksatriadi6955 so the slower the unit the better it walks but what about floating units
Godzera needs training wheels, not extra weight.
The problem is he’s fighting his equivalent of a grain of rice😂
Captain sauce
Long sauce = pepper sauce
Handsome sauce=cherry sauce
Inbred sauce = apple sauce
Babby sauce = raspberry sauce
Togaparty sauce= radish sauce
Team sauce
godzirra cant stand because his movement speed is too low so every step he takes can only move him as far as a normal unit could so he trips
I think we should all just accept that Godzirra is just constantly living in seizure season.
Please see this cap
his size is just too much, all the skills dont size up correctly resulting in a broken mess. Tried to find a good ratio for something that big but it just never works.
Godzira is the definition of some one born with 2 left feet and is a dinosaur
User: Hes not heavy enough! You need to change that!
Captiansause: *makes him heavier*
User: Hes too heavy! You need to change that!
Captiansause: *makes him medium*
User: He doesnt walk far enough because--
Captinsause: B*TCH IF YOU DONT--
User: Hes to medium! You need to chan--Hes to heavy! You need t--Hes to light! You--Hes to big Y--Hes not B--hes too big! You need to--
Captiansause: Alright I'm just gonna head out...
2:26
“We’re blasting off again!!!!”
team rocket blasting off AGAIN
I love when team rocket says "we're blasting off again!!!!!!!"
@@maxwell_the_cat69 of?
@@maxwell_the_cat69 off*
WAAABUFET!
(I know, I know, I’m late-)
17:55 the look of disappointment is immeasurable. funniest moment in the vid
Just "Oh my God he's actually standing up- *Goddamnit* "
More like 17:59
@@virginlungs420x *laugh in disappointment*
15:44, Lol, I like how Little Captain Sause just flopped and perfectly hit the ground. xD
Cap: Sister fister
*jazz music stops*
*banjo music starts*
Lmao
.
Holy music stops
@@stormygallagher6343 no worry comrade as soon as the banjo stop we start :)
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
The “flying” or “dig” thing is the super peasant punch
Yeeeee
Sister fister punch
We know, he doesn't
Nope I’m sorry but it’s scientific term is actually “sister fister”
yeah that's how you make em fly
17:03 All the Dark Peasants activated the ability that shoots away nearby enemies and launched themselves into the ocean.
I think some of them went into the ground
Ahh yes, the strongest units in the game, the sauce gang.
Dark peasant: nah I’m better-
Dark peasant 2 seconds later: Wait they beat me
Ah yes, the best Crime Fighting Alliance: The Saucy Syndicate
This deserves more likes
this is actually interesting, because this is the first time we have seen cap's super powers. right?
He's too powerfull for this world
What's his origin story he ate a rotten tomato laced with pollution and crack and now he has both cancer and super powers.
Who said these were his true powers
@@dillongause7528 Check the channel description it says he was bitten by a radioactive tamato
@@carsonproctor6037 ok fine but my story is his new origin story when he streams on twitch.
"this can't get any weirder"
inbred sauce: "It CAN get weirder!"
(Boss music starts playing)
Ah, I See You're A Man Of Culture As Well.
i love captain sauce's laugh! he just sits there in disbelief, makes a remark, and then starts laughing
CaptainSauce: *_*calls the dark peasant the strongest unit_**
Super Peasant: *_*crying in the corner_**
yeah I legit commented that lol
@@Deztroyer3k oof srry i didn't mean to copy
@@thegreatknowing no I think I typed mine after you lol
(I typed it in different words to)
@@Deztroyer3k oh ok
"Now he's just not coming out? He's just gonna live the hermit life? He really is like me." -Captian Sauce 2020 9:43
I can't stop wheezing.
Walking tomatoes with a body that kills anything 'wow'
Wait the video was uploaded 41 minutes ago how did you comment this 46 minutes ago?
@@Retro_Skelo idk probably patron access or something
Lag bruh
After watching this, I want to write a story about Captain Sauce and the villains he faced while saving the world
Me, seeing this in 2023: Do it!
Secret units with new abilities that captain sauce still needs to check out:
Artemis
Super boxer
Shogun
Monkey king
Sensei
Samurai giant(he can deflect projectiles now)
He already checked out a and lrj
He already saw artemis
He already did Artemis and super boxer
When your so early there’s a spelling error in the title:
Also MAKE A SNUFFY THAT MULTIPLIES WHILE HE FIGHTS LIKE THE MONKEY KING
Yep the strobg indedd😅🤣
Lol the strong unit
No no he's got a point
I am also that early
Lol yep
"Whats with me and giving up in the middle of stuff!" *Slime rancher flashbacks*
Slime rancher maaan thats fucking Nostalgic AF
“What is with captainsauce and quitting in the middle of s-“
“He’s not weak he’s balanced”
-Captainsauce 2020
When you're so early that the comments don't show up
Yeah
I don’t have that feeling
Edit : hbdkbskjbej
@@haiying4872 yo you having a stroke dude?
Welll your correct about that feeling
@UCHYU-uVFlvf0Docf-HpZEKg no its ･420 years ago with the dot next to the 4
Lmao "i feel like krillin watching sayains fighting, it all just a blur"😂
Lol
Lol
Lol
Or non time stopping stand users watching a battle between time stopping stands
“Like what is with captain sauce and quitting in the middle of s-“
I know r
This is not exactly a battle suggestion, but it's just a couple of cool facts....!!!!
One: The Bard Has Something New Up His Sleeve....!!!! I learned that the hard way when a bard was pinned against a wall and i went to attack him....!!!!
Two: There Is A New Simulation Map....!!!!
Three: There Is A Special Ranged Attack When You Select A Ranged Weapons' Stats To Change What They Fire Out....!!!! There Is Also A Brand New Ranged Weapon In The .W.I.P. Section....!!!!
Four: The Jarl Does NOT Empower Other Units....!!!! He Becomes SUPER MAD AND IMMORTAL For A Short Amount Of Time, But Whoever Has The Enraged Attack Only Becomes Enraged Once They Are Down To Half Health Or So And Will Always Get Mad When Hit Under Half Health As Many Times As Possible (so every time they get hit they are IMMORTAL....!!!!)....!!!! It Also Increases Their Movement Speed And Damage, And Also Makes Them Spam every one of their abilities at once....!!!! JARL IS THE BEST CAPTAINSAUCE....!!!! ([EDIT THREE....!!!!] .P.S. A Hint That You Can Make A Person Go COLOSSAL Tornado Mode On Their Own....!!!!)....!!!!
[EDIT....!!!!] Five: The way other people made their CaptainSauce's Fly were by giving them the "Super Peasant Punch" Ability....!!!! Also the "Dark Peasant Throw/Toss" Ability Is the weird dark wisps that the Dark Peasant shoots out of his hands....!!!! You can actually make WAVES OF SNAKES AND CROWS AND CLAMS AND BALLISTAE CAPTAINSAUCE........!!!!!!!!
[EDIT TWO....!!!!] Six: The Sensei And The Shogun Are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING NOW....!!!!! THE SHOGUN CAN TAKE DOWN ANY UNIT NOW, NO MATTER THE HEALTH WITH HIS SPECIAL ABILITY CAPTAINSAUCE........!!!!!!!!
[EDIT FOUR....!!!!] Seven: Not Only Can You End Each Match By Pressing, "TAB," You Can Also START Every Match By Pressing, "TAB," WHICH I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DOING CAPTAINSAUCE....!!!!
Eight: I am pretty sure that "Inbred Sauce" never blew himself up with the RPG's, for I never saw an explosion where Inbred Sauce was when he died, so my theories are A. He gave himself a viking funeral by flying into an RPG AFTER it blew up, and instead of the EXPLOSION ITSELF killing him, I think he might have burned himself from the flames after the explosion; Or B. He has a certain ability where he accidentally kills himself maybe; Or C. (Most Unlikely, But Still....!!!!) He fell onto the ground and died of fall damage or broke his neck on the impact with the ground....!!!!
Sir this is a Wendy’s
_"Well, that was a whole lot less climatic than I would've imagined."_
....Nope. No, it's just too easy to make a joke there.
That's what she said.
Imagine Combining All The Sauces Into One Mega-Sauce.
It would destroy the universe
@@toasterbath5904 Just KA-BOOOM!!!
The ultimate thing that could definitely defeat anything in their path
Create a goku.
@@toasterbath5904 kaboom?
Yes Rico kaboom
"Will they be able to vanquish the dark peasant?"
*0.5 seconds later*
RED VICTORY
Why do people think the dark peasant is the strongest unit
@@lorettanelson82 because it’s really good
@@JerrySucks but it's super peasant
you should give godzirra a stomp ability , because the reason he cannot stand is that he is trying to punch the enemies below him
13:59 I have to say I wasn’t expecting that
He do quit tho😎😎
@@Inksans34 shaddup diego
as I've said before, extremely large units tend to struggle with existence
ever noticed that they can't hold weapons properly past a certain size?
probably a similar issue to what's causing that
has anyone wondered why captain sauce picked a tomato spider-man as his logo/mascot?
No
@@Master_Eie thats just you mate you're freaked up
@@wannabefriends9944 I thought you were a bot
@@wannabefriends9944 bot go brrr
@jazz music turns evil!! I had several brain seizures reading that
The people in the start starts dramatically walking
That one guy:YEET
13:59 “What is with Captainsauce and just quitting in the middle of s-“
CaptainSauce into the Sauceverse
Yeessssss
Copied :/
What is the movie rated?
Hello I’m also happy that captain sauce is “the strong unit in tabs”
The strongerest!
@@nightfurynick998 it says strong in the title
@@TacticalIfantry2 he knows.
@@TacticalIfantry2 you don't say? My! I never noticed that before! What an interesting turn of events this is!
@@ToastyGhost117 shhhhh leave him be, I'm ok with playing along with him
Rewatching all of CaptainSauce's tabs videos and hearing his dad jokes and seeing all the funny moments brings me so much joy
You know its only been a matter of time before he thought of this master piece
Sauce, hear me out, give him the hover ability. It’ll fix the falling over.
Or inbreed sauce could get a whooollleee lot of weight
He fight be too big
Yep
E
Oh ya this is big brain time
When he fought against godzerra I died laughing
THE XBOX PFP
The how. Are you still at bve
Im going to do that now
every part of it sent me on the floor laughing 😂
Egg box gamer tag is the same as mine
My favorite quote is “I wan’t you to be a 30 story tall atomic fire breathing lizard who kills the tomato superhero”
Dark Peasent: Y-
Sause gang: *Yeet*
nice
lol
Captain sauce vs dark peasant
coming to theaters april 20th, 2069
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One off of my birthday
4269
I cant wait
e
dark peasant: i am the strongest i the game, no one can defeat me!
the sauces: (taps the dark peasant on the shoulder) ehem.
The inhale after his silent laugh is iconic
Me watching the intro: Neat
My brain: GO GO POWER RANGERS!
I can hear it
To make a unit fly like “Long Sauce” you probably need to give it the super peasant thing. It’s probably not an ability. Also, I’m not sure if Godzera is too light or too heavy, you just need to try different things and see what works best for that size.
try making them slower or faster, if that dosent work then give them hover im pretty sure that forces units to stay up
You need to give the unit 100x speed for them to fly or more
super peasant hover
To make a unit fly you will need the superpeasent flying
No you need super peasant punch which is the sister fister that goes alllll the way in
@@inferno6186 you can also make a unit hover and really ramp up the movement speed
@@yoav4506 i aint dumb
@@inferno6186 i know just a suggestion
You have to give your unit the super peasant ability sauce.
Early or late
It will be great
When the Sauces take over the world
I was waiting for the day when he'd make himself in the unit creator. Now I gotta wait until we're allowed to share factions, so that I can see what he'll do when I share my halfling faction...
Captain blue always wins when there is a draw
Captain blue?
@@jirobrient2580 i mean blue always wins i said captain to captain sauce
the super peasant is the strongest and NOT the dark peasant!
You finally have your self a unit that’s awsome and they all look amazing including yours and I would like to thank you I have been watching you for a long time and I’m all ways happy when you post a video thanks so much
18:44 that is the strongest fart I have ever seen
Edit: I can not stop replaying that part
Last time I was this early Cap was still playing Stranded Deep
Oh
Cap played stranded deep when
@@milkman_insidejoke one of his first playthrough
@@milkman_insidejoke literally his like 2nd vid ever
“Sister fister”
Me : *The- WHAT*
Mister lister the sister fister, and listers sister the fister resister
@@sgt.killjoy7466 I hate how I could read that 1st try
@@angelusuriel8312 perfekt
I would have liked "Sinister Sister Fister" more, sounds cooler, cool like ice, pretty cold joke, it's just the tip of the iceberg, now I know why the police said freeze, It were just my bad jokes I guess
Thanks for everyone who made me in tabs!
Me on console not even having the character creator:
Feel you pain i play on console too
The beta might still be open on xbox
Yes! Cap has made himself in TABS.
Get out of here and get back to getting destroyed by cap
@@mhvlogs1635 LEL XD. Cap would only destroy halflings if they’re on blue team.
@@hungtheheroluu lol
Handsome sauce was just hiding his power level.
You can tell if the unit is too light if it has tendency to jump in the air when walking and too heavy if it has a tendency to skid it’s feet on the ground
“The sister fister technique.” I do not think I have laughed harder in my life.
That's sad
@@nothingness4068 how?
Mind out of the gutter
Your a person of culture i see
Is it dirty?
The problem is not because he's too light or too heavy it's because he's too big that he can't hit the enemies so he falls over when he tries to do his melee attack
Og title before it probly edited "Captain sauce is the strong unit in tabs"
Bro Should've Named French Sauce "Renaissauce"
His Godzirra He’s probably falling over because he wants to get low to fight the enemy
me when a video comes out: Ooo
my dad : SLEEP OR ELSE BOI
Lol
Lol
“Sister fister “ SWEET HOME ALABAMA
XD As a person who lives in AL that is true.
Well he did call one of them inbred Sauce
Ohh ehh yay I see that
I wonder how demonetized he got for saying “SISTER FISTER” multiple times
He didn’t get demonetized....
@Finn Morrow can you take a joke
@Finn Morrow Yes but it's TH-cam
Hello friend
@@mstk-warp5329 hello
Wow I haven’t been this early in a while.
Me to
Same
That's what she said
Same
Same
Cap, the reason why long sauce flew is because they gave him super peasant weapons
Also, I figured something out while screwing around in the unit creator: the auto-generate feauture doesn’t factor in a couple of stats. Damage and attack speed, namely. One time I was making a glass cannon unit and I gave him 10 healt but 100x damage and he actually cost less than the auto generate did before because it doesn’t factor in damage.
Like so cap can seem
Godzirra’s legs are too skinny
You can’t change the leg size of units
*S K I N N Y*
1:55 had me dying 😂
"But he also has his S I S T E R F I S T E R punch"
18:00 He didn’t fall, he tried a strategic bellyflop
Then started throwing a tantrum because he couldn't get up
@@WoodenBug5836 no he couldn’t have the toy
@@DontUseUrToilet he didn't have a toy
@@DontUseUrToilet there was no toy
“Like he was a fart in the wind”. CaptainSause 2020
“Like he was a fart in the wind”. CaptainSause 2020
-Venomous Vulture 2020
“ “Like he was a fart in the wind”. CaptainSause 2020
-Venomous Vulture 2020”
-Something?
“ “Like he was a fart in the wind”
CaptainSause 2020
-Venomus Vulture 2020”
-Something?
-Grant Armstrong
Captain sauce: we will call him long sauce
Me: carrot sauce
Hahaha really funny (sarcasm)
Mine was raddish sauce
the sister fister could be one punch man's punch attack. someone add that to him so he has the sister fister and when he uses it. it explodes when it hits (and of course his invincibility)
"The captain club sandwich":
Two haybales, one cactus guy, one of the clam jam and one captain Sause
Wow, they really love him XD
I hadn't laughed this much in years!! thank you for this blessing.
Every time I'm watching one of his videos I keep smiling all the time what a great person
3:39 Who would have guessed sharp knives is the arch nemesis of a tomato based superhero!? 🤔
HES DOING IT HES REAL-awww hahaha ... I miss you dad
should have called this captain sauce into the tomatoverse or something like that
18:45 Godzirra after taco bell. Also can we admire the accuracy of Godzirra's sphincter.