Here's Your Everclear Review, Damnit!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ธ.ค. 2020
- Next time I review Everclear, I'll do it with a mixer. Also, I WILL NOT BE REVIEWING THIS AGAIN. But since it was special, I did dress up for the occasion, although I ditched the belt to keep it a little casual. 😉
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The 5% thats not alcohol is the little bit of air between the everclear and the cap
Not wanting to get nerdy but getting above 95% is very difficult. Alcohol is hydroscopic which means it attracts water. In case you were wondering.
@@AlexanderIrwin it's relatively simple to do but you can't distill it to above that. the biggest annoyance is keeping the ethanol "dry".
@@Wehra96 Like a great Martini ;-)
@@Wehra96 so that’s what dry means.
@@rjhaney2614 no
190 proof ethanol alcohol is the same concentration of alcohol in the rocket fuel used to launch Alan Shepard into space.
That's a real fun fact!
I guess when you run into a random Scott Manley comment in the wild on an unexpected video that's a good omen? I'll just assume it is, for what I'm not sure but I'll take it.
Nice! Or in other words, I should not have done this?
That’s something like 95%, I think that’s better than some of the corner shop sanitisers!
Everclear... Fly safe
Everclear actually helped me to having a panic attack and quit drinking. I highly recommend it.
It helped u have the panic attack?
@@nick.100 Alcohol has weird affects on people
You are a saint and a scholar.
This comment sounds like this happened just before posting
I drank a bottle when I got back from Iraq. It caused me to quit drinking. Thanks, Everclear.
The fact that he was inebriated from the 1st glass, then he smelled from the bottle, and his drunkenness became a form of alertness shows how strong Everclear is.
He's playing it up, everclear is about twice the proof of vodka so this is the equivalent of INGESTING double the amount of vodka, or it would be if he didn't spit it out. Not to say he should've drank it, that would be incredibly dangerous, however, he's definitely playing it up because I don't think the tolerance of a man who drinks for a living would be that low.
You can't be that dumb
@@AwesomeOddballwe used to do a shot of everclear after long surf sessions, you can feel it burn the whole way down to your stomach. Stopped doing that after learning it's terrible for your throats lining 😅
Reminds me of college@@MikeNolan_councilman
@@MikeNolan_councilmanhaha yeah you're supposed to dilute it with something, not take it straight.
I of course have done it once and I rather take a shot of the $2 tequila shots from a plastic bottle from a brand I've never heard of in a dive bar than do another shot of everclear.
I haven't tried Mallort yet though, so maybe that'll bump everclear off its throne of worst shot.
The great thing about everclear is that when you vomit, it's already clean
Well, sterilized at least. Clean...?
Except for the chunks of your soul that come up with it. lol
Excluding any inherent tissue loss of course.
😂
And if not you'll have sterilized (and maybe pickled) turds.
This isn't a review of wine. This is a review of paint thinner.
I love you Shelby
Holy crap. I just came across this video on Reddit, decide to check the comments, and am blown away to see a comment (not related to video games) from one of my favorite channels (related to video games). What a way to start the last day of 2020!
Is this a good place to request a girlfriend reviews of everclear? Also would love to know the chain of "hol' up a minute"s that brought you here 🍸
Wow, what a random video to see one of my favorite youtubers at
No, that's bourbon.
Thanks for the one million views, people! Really takes the sting out of my mouth!
You earned it, hope your eyesight returns!
You don’t have to quit now. Maybe Abby and Phoebe will look at you as a success now 🙌🏻
Nailed it!
I got a buzz watching a second time. Thanks guy.
This video hurts so good. You are a trooper.
We could turn this guy into Jim Carrey with enough Everclear
jim carrey was a sunday school teacher before we got some everclear in him
Cheers I'll drink to that bro
"I feel flammable now" is the best description of Everclear I ever heard
Yup....
Anybody got a match!!lol💯
Well thx I don’t have to watch now
Meanwhile in Russia:
I guess it's a bit boozy?
It tastes like pain .. Lol
Everclear: as strong as we can make it without directly picking a fight with physics.
Literally. To get it any stronger you have you start to using molecular sieves and other scientific witchcraft.
@@RangerOfTheOrder Not quite literally. Polish grain alcohol (available in the US) , Spirytus, is 192 proof. :) Also comes in a 151 bottling for places where that's the legal limit.
@@RangerOfTheOrder Not difficult enough to be called 'witchcraft' lol, we had liters of >=99.5% in our lab. You could break past the azeotrope for a lot cheaper if you didn't care about your spectroscopy results, but if you don't have time for that or if you want to blow as much as you would on 20 year old scotch on undrinkably pure ethanol, *fingerguns* Sigma-Aldritch.
Oh my god this is the comment that got me. 😂😂
@@explosu so howd you do it and why should it only be when we dont care about the spectrometer results.
I'm assuming you're talking about methanol contamination or something
In Italy we use 95% alcohol to make homemade liqueurs like limoncello (infused lemon zest, sugar, water and alcohol) and many others. You'd be amazed to see how many things you can make with that. You can pretty much infuse whatever you want, put some simple syrup in it, and you got yourself a great liqueur.
Yeah generally people in the US don't drink this stuff straight either. It's mostly a bit of nostalgia for the old moonshining days. Usually the type of people who would buy this sort of thing back in the day would put it in a mason jar with some type of fruit, commonly slices of apple.
@Furluge I wouldn't say no one drinks it as is, but I would say that you are really not meant to. It is meant to be used to make other things.
And not in the usual don't use this for x *wink*. That companies often do to avoid liability. Everclear is pretty serious about not drinking it straight. Their primary sales come from people making other things/people diluting for parties and stuff.
@@Furlugepretty sure no one drinks it straight unless on a dare
That’s literally what’s it’s for. People here pretty much use it to make a very large batch of punch. College students are known to mix it into a couple gallons of a drink mix like cool aid, maybe a couple of cans of frozen juice, and serve it out of a sports water jug as several gallons of party punch. One or two bottles will get a large party drunk.
I just had a shot of limoncello at my aunts house, they brought a couple bottles from Italy.
Made me puke about two minutes after I had tht first shot.
I’ve had Everclear twice in my life. Once at a housewarming party and another at a karaoke place. I don’t remember anything of those occasions.
This is probably the classiest anyone in human history has ever looked while drinking Everclear.
Lol probably right
the missing belt gave it away tho ^^
Probably the first time it's ever been poured into a glass actually made of glass
Only if you count drinking it straight.
It's actually one of the best options for spiking a punch-bowl, and typically the folks at such conventions are particularly dapper.
His "standing up" skills are really impressive. Some percentage of humans would be mumbling under the counter by 3rd swish.
Upon seeing him pour that first glass I sat up straight and instantly became concerned for his well-being.
Same
I’m fairly certain this shut is best when downed from a shot glass
Me too I was like dudes about to die. Didn’t know he tastes and spits it out. Which is fine for everclear. It’s literally just like the flavors of rubbing alcohol. But even more volatile
Isopropyl (rubbing alcohol) metabolizes into formaldehyde and can cause severe brain damage and organ failure. Don't drink that stuff, it will kill you.
i saw a chick chug the neck out of one.
Blew my mind .
I remember drinking Everclear and afraid to smoke a cigarette; because I was afraid I would blow up!🤣
because its rocket fuel
Accidentally Inhale and ember damn burn from the inside out lol
i was once "dared" to drink some of this stuff at a party. took a few gulps from the bottle and surprisingly felt alright, until i decided to have a cigarette an hr later... i did in fact blow up
Reasonable fear
Funniest comment I've seen at the first hour of 2024!!
When my Dad was in the Army Air Corp, he had a buddy slam a 1/2 pint of it.
They rolled him into the trunk and checked on him for 2 days till he finally woke up.
There was no such thing as alcohol toxicity then.
Just Blain Damblidge.
I know this is a year old, but...why in a trunk, of all places?
@@azazellonprobably on a deployment not a lot of resources or pit stops 😭not like they stay In a hotel
@@azazellon
It was a time before alcohol toxicity wasn't really understood.
Then is was a place to keep him out of trouble while they drove around and to sleep it off.
@@docmach8794 when was this?
@@TheDennys21 Late 40's, early 50's.
"pairs with black holes and death metal"
This is the most accurate thing I have ever heard.
Thanks for quoting that, I couldn't understand it.
Accurate as hell tbh
=)
Fiddle music*
Was supposed to chase it with Milwaukee's Best
As a fellow unemployed sommelier, I salute you. As a current Paramedic student, I recommend you follow up with your Primary Care Physician.
I mean he's more sober than 90% of the ETOH homeless patients we pick up regularly haha
Hey, two years later now, are you a paramedic now?
@@Andybruff I still have my Cert, but am now employed at a hospital on a Med Surge floor. I work private ambulance for awhile too.
@@chrissheffield5468 congrats!
Congrats man!!
I remember dealing with Everclear in 2017 during the Marine Corps Ball in Las Vegas. My fellow Marine chugged this stuff, he knocked out, and myself and another Marine found him drowning in his own vomit. We saved his life, by turning him on his side so that he could breathe again. For the record, we didn’t clean up the puddle of puke, and well, I never have or will drink Everclear.
Actually as a kid my mom always had a plastic bottle of ever clear she mixed with water for house chores, cleaning, a solvent, disinfectant, and even a Firestarter in the winter. Useful for all sorts of things except drinking.
I have 98% alcohol at home, pharmacy spirit. As strong as it gets without literally draining moisture from the air. You can drink it, it's good for sore throat. However the best use is for homemade liqueurs. Much cheaper option for cleaning and starting fire is denatured alcohol.
@@neverstopschweiking drinking alcohol when i have a sore throat sounds like torture
@@LongWalker730 It's like putting iodine tincture on a wound. It is a bit painful, but it will help the healing a lot. When I have a sore throat I prefer alcohol to pills. I work in a pharmaceutical industry. Even doctors I know prefer a few shots of alcohol. Unless it's something that needs to be treated with antibiotics, few shots of distilled alcohol (local popular one is slivovice, a plum brandy distilled to 52-54%) will be more helpful.
If you want to drink something over80% alcohol, the trick is avoiding breathing the fumes in. That's what's painful, not the alcohol in the throat.
@@neverstopschweikingI've been to rural Poland. The Home brewed sliwowice I had was closer to 70% 😂
@@hannahalexy Slivovice is plum brandy. Im Poland, in Silesia, Galicia, it was mostly produced by Jews for business rather than locals for direct consumption and they tended to make it stronger (some say for easier hiding, some say to make it cleaner and better-tasting). My grandfather distilled calvados to 80% and diluted it with water back to 40% for a better taste.
the perfect palette cleanser between servings of Four Loko
We shall agree to disagree.
@@unemployedwineguy That's because it's best between Clamatos, where they become precious relief.
For a refresher you should try St. Chapel Soft Huckleberry.
My boyfriends favorite to go to sleep with after a night of partying haha.
Not not just no... But hell no! The thought of both of these in your system sends shivers down my spine and not from anticipation
The ol uni two step
Swishing everclear. What a champion.
Champion is one word for it.
at least his mouth is very clean now
@@unemployedwineguy There's an urban legend that the bottle used to have a "may cause blindness" label on it due to some distillation problems allowing methanol into the mix.
i hit like on this comment before even starting the video lol
I read your comment as "Swedish everclear"
This stuff is great, super multipurpose. It works as a mixer to get you fucked up, it works as a cleaning solvent, it works for disinfecting wounds, and it works as mouthwash. I’m pretty sure I’ve used grain spirit for more things that aren’t drinking related.
I have used it as a Firestarter in the winter. If you mix 3 parts every clear with 1 part water it lasts longer and is still about 70% alcohol which is ideal for cleaning, disinfecting etc. Plus if you are in an emergency you can drink it unlike isopropyl. It's insanely practical.
I remember why 1st shot of EverClear. I legit didn’t even feel like I swallowed it. It honestly felt like it evaporated in my mouth before it even got the chance to make its way down
“Tastes like...
The casual cruelty of the universe.”
🤣🤣🤣
“You would only drink this on a dare, and I would tell the truth.” Lol
Yeah, that was a QUALITY line.
Don’t drink it!! Even on a dare
@@young98-cc5ls if you're already hammered you really shouldnt be drinking everclear
When I was about 20 years old, I went to the liquor store and straight up asked for the "strongest alcohol available", and the clerk showed me to the Everclear. Mistake. This dude at a house party was drinking it by the cup WITHOUT a chaser from what people at the party were saying. Long story short, I think he blacked out, and a group of us took him outside and threw snow on his face to bring him back to consciousness. He woke back up after a few minutes. That was the LAST time I ever bought that shit.
i work in liquor retail.. at the end of 2020 when there were hand sanitizer/cleaner shortages i legitimately had the towns sanitation dept. come in and buy a case of everclear. i’m still laughing till this day.
edit: spelling
For anyone in the comment section who has never tried Everclear, this review is 100% accurate. Wait a moment after consuming to light a cigarette if you value your facial hair.
Or don't and become a dragon.
If you have to have a cigarette after a terrible experience like this, light it with another cigarette.
Have actually witnessed someone downing 4 shots of everclear, then lighting a cig and exhaling fire.
I've had a friend turn into a firebender with that shit and almost burned down the building we were in
I remember my friend and I were doing shots and seeing who could take it without a chaser, as soon as you take the shot your mouth would instantly dry up and I remember we just stared at each other as we started drooling because of it lmao
Someone who pours themselves a glass of straight Everclear that big doesn't want to live any more.
So that's why i feel like i want to try it
You should watch shoenice
I used to work at a liquor store, I had a few regulars who bought it to drink straight, a one of the would open the bottle to drink right after she left, every time.
I used to drink this stuff straight lol. One time me and a buddy stayed up for a whole weekend and killed 2 liter bottles. I no longer drink but have nothing against everclear, it was one of my favorite ways to get drunk
@@kevinfodge2707 effective?
@@lateral1385 absolutely effective 😂 its crazy too, if the first drink of the day was a shot of everclear it just made everything so much more vivid, until the third or fourth shot that is lol
@@kevinfodge2707 alcoholism
See, i am not big on alcohol in general but i had an opportunity to buy and drink everclear, the drink really did feel different, more so than other alcohols, i only ever did a shot or two in a glass of kool aid a day. @@kevinfodge2707
They actually had a How It's Made on straight ethanol, and food grade and non-food-grade (fuel) come out of the same plant. Just one's denatured and the other isn't.
Yup, it's the same. The price difference is because of the tax.
Uncle Sam has to get his taxes!
Ever clear is meant to be an additive to “turbo charge” mixed drinks, and not meant to be had on it’s own. Unless you are in a frat, or recently divorced.
Or for making liqueurs
Or have lost the will to live.
Or want to destroy your sense of taste to down other shitty alcoholic drinks.
I'm one of the two
Meh,you grow accustomed to the taste of it.
Used it to start the grill,would take a few shots before & after...& during...good stuff,for keeping you warm while you BBQ in the snow...
Watching him gradually transform into drunk Jim Carey was utterly fascinating.
You hit the nail on the head
Kinda reminded me of Jim Lahey as it hit him 🤣
This was a great review! I had a bottle of Everclear that was 196 proof, that I bought in 1994. We only used it to make large batches of punch at the river, to be consumed over a whole weekend, by a large group of people.
This stuff's actually pretty useful to extract aromatic oils from fragrant herbs/fruits to make homemade liquers.
This video is 4 minutes but in reality that man was standing there for like 30 minutes fathering courage to drink that shit
My brother took a shot of it and was almost instantly wasted. He said “It takes all the work out of getting drunk.”
its why i drink it. i get sick if i drink a bunch of fluids and to get drunk you have to, yep you guessed it. drink lots of fluids. so i drink 3 or 4 shots and then sip on a mixed drink to keep my buzz, and by mixed i mean literally just everclear with a packet of kool aid in it lol it makes it drinkable if that kerosene tasting shit can even be considered drinkable
lol. Lightweights.
@@Nickname-tb9td I mean to get instantly drunk is a little weird
But remember the quicker you drink alcohol the more it effects you and 1 shot of ever clear is like finish 2 and a quarter beers instantly
@@silverfang4583, 2 and a quarter beers? That wouldn't even be enough to give me a buzz.
@@SmEiF- 8 standard drinks at once, and you keep drinking the stuff to "maintain your buzz"?
"the only reason you would drink this is on a dare". I did that once, in college. I puked immediately when it touched my tongue, it didn't even make it to my stomach. And I had some weird Four Loco right before and my puke was like neon
I'm sure the apartment owner was just glad I didn't puke on the carpet... At least I don't think I did...
I did a couple shots of clean medical alcohol once, it was not good
I saw one of my friends puke after pounding a bottle of MD20/20. I know vividly what you mean about neon! His vomit literally looked like it was under a black light. Disgusting and hilarious
As somebody who casually drinks everclear from time to time, I am disgusted by how much of that you drank in one sitting. A single double will fuck you up for hours.
Also, great video 😀👍🏻
"One Everclear"
"Two Everclear"
"Three Everclear"
....Floor...
“One evercleeeeee... floor”
The best way to drop like the sac of grains used to make this shit.
Yea... First time drinking had 2½ cups of jungle juice and a shot of everclear on an empty stomach, didn't go great
Do malort
@Nathan Swain agreed - used to make serviceberry liquor with it. Really brings out the almond/blueberry flavor. Used to also drink it straight because itd get a person toasted in 10-15 minutes. And youd be soberish in a couple hours with no hangover. Of course it melts your insides eventually so there's that...
LOL. Smells like alcohol. With notes of alcohol. This is gold.
Not gold. Just more alcohol.
The way he tries to review it like he would review a wine 🤣🤣🤣
And he's so damn annoyed because he knows exactly what he's reviewing and can't imagine why anyone would want a description of it.
If you look around youtube you'll find videos of people running their lawn mowers on Everclear instead of gasoline.
On the bright side, you wouldn't need mouthwash for a few days. Your mouth was the cleanest it had ever been.
You do a really convincing drunk guy. Very entertaining.
This just reminded me that I have half a bottle of Everclear in the kitchen. Thanks!
Just something to remember, ethanol evaporates very fast, so always be sure to cap it off immediately after pouring when you have such high concentrations
“You can pair it with black holes and death metal”
Yep, immediately subscribed
I love both of those things.
Lmao same
Huge fan of death metal, I agree lol
Immediately subscribed as well!
Ok..I'm In! 🤘👺🤘
we made "jungle juice" years ago. we soaked orange slices in everclear. The next day, after the party, we discarded the orange slices in the back yard. Bees started to collect an eat the slices. A bit later, there was also a pile of dead bees in our back yard. So if you ever have a bee problem... this is my Martha Stewart life-hack.
One time, when I was 20, me and my cousin found everclear at my grandma’s house. We got wasted and threw up all over her deck. We were nervous in the morning about our spew being there, but low and behold, not a trace of vomit left, only hundreds of tiny dead flies.
@@figglewiggle5826 Bahahaha thats amazing
Dead bees are not a good thing
@@rental3190 bees are not endangered where do you get your stupidity
Don’t kill bees
This is my new favorite channel. Love your reviews. You’re an absolute champion!
I drink it often! I use everclear in my laboratory alcohol lamp and sometimes I drink right out of the lamp when the everclear bottle is empty. I drank nothing BUT everclear for a week in New orleans because I was too broke to drink in a bar. My mouth and throat were DEFINITELY tore up but still, I STAND BY EVERCLEAR! For real. this shit's HANDY!
Fr if you don't u drink vodka instead of ever clear ur privileged af lol
For the people who don’t know, this is literally supposed to just be a carrier to make other flavored alcohols and liqueurs, it’s not even advised that you drink it with a mixer it’s that strong
EXACTLY RIGHT . I WAS SAYING I USE IT TO MAKE COLOGNE WITH INSTEAD OF BUYING PERFUMERS ALCOHOL .
Do I… put it in my cars gas tank if I can’t drink it?
I mean, one way or another, either I’m driving drunk tonight or the car is
IIRC it even says on the bottle it isn't meant for human consumption as is. If you mix it half n half with water, you get cheap vodka. I got a few bottles in the basement for shtf.
@@mro4ts457You could, yeah. Might run funny, though.
I use it to make extracts
“Notes of alcohol” GOT ME. 😂
Its alcohol, its alcohol, its alcohol, notes of alcohol. Hahahahahahahahhaahaaha
That's when I pressed subscribe
Unironically the best review video on all of TH-cam
@3:15 well, it got a million views. Congrats. Makes me laugh every time.
"You can pair it with black holes and death metal." Fuck, that got me.
The cheapest drink I made was everclear and a 2 liter of off brand grape soda. It cost about 20 bucks and got many people sick. Good times
Lmaooo I’ll have to try that if me and a bunch of friends ever want to get drunk lol
Lol, not even CLOSE to enough mixer!
@@rampageblizzard tip from a late 20 something, do yourself a favour and stick to beer/cider or mix your drinks down below 10%/20 proof. You'll still get drunk, but straight spirits can make you puke or cause actual alcohol poisoning relatively easily if you've not got the extra water from mixers etc. to flush it through your system efficiently.
I'm not saying i've never drunk too much, but it wasn't pleasant by the end of the night and the hangover was abominable.
I used sparkling grape juice, agreed good times
You gotta try it with lemon, salt, hot sauce, lemon sparkling water and a Gatorade of your choice to make it good
I only use it to remove residual adhesive, and to clean lenses. Works great.
I was actually mad enough to drink about 2 fifths a week for about three years. Now I have epilepsy and can't drink more than a shot or two without having a gran mal but I actually enjoy the flavor of straight everclear over any other alcoholic beverage.
My dad used to buy Everclear by the case, he worked with lasers (in the 80s and 90s) and they used it to clean parts.
Damn that's convenient
Was that before 99% isopropyl alcohol was available by the 55-gallon drum?
Why not use isopropyl alcohol?
Those alcohols are not the same
i used to mix this with Grape kool Aid when i was 14
I was in a liquor store with an older friend, years ago, and he pointed to Everclear on the shelf, and said to me, "that stuff is for people with some bad problems."
or for people who want to use it to make other things, like gin, or tinctures.
or to get a whole city block hammered for 20$
@@np9145 I brew mead, and I've used every clear a few times to make extracts for difficult to work with flavors for secondary. A little bit of one of those extracts goes a long way, so it doesn't change the ABV much.
Yo I worked in the ER for years and met people with some serious alcohol problems, often something like a fifth of whiskey/vodka per day. I never met someone who said they drink this on the regular.
It's good to be used in a mixed drink (screwdriver, for example) because you can use LOTS less for the same drink as vodka. The result is that is has more of the flavor of your mixer, since it isn't being diluted. Early in our courtship, my beloved late wife answered the challenge, took a shot. Especially ironic, since she was a light drinker. She went WOOO! Shook her head a bit, but was otherwise unphased. There are street performers that entertain crowds here at Derby time (Louisville KY) with "fire breathing" shows, where they get a mouthful, spew it out next to an ignition source. Oddly enough, none of them had any facial hair!
As of June 16 2021 I was your 1 millionth nine hundredth and 2nd viewer. Congrats on 1 million views. You don't have to quit now.
I don't know why youtube brought me here, but I'm sorry you did this.
I’m not sorry
My eyes are still watering from the laughter
TH-cam also brought me here and I'm thankful for it.
No idea why I'm here but I like it.
Worst shot in have ever done in my life. It literally took my breath away. I like getting drunk. But fuckkkkk everclear
btw: Im 420 LIT!!!!
The algorithm recommended this to me outta nowhere so I'm gonna interact to help you get to that million because bruh you DESERVE it after doing this to yourself
At least it's not taking a decade like some
Same
Feed that algorithm.
Ahhh, Everclear, the champagne of Moonshine!
Probably the best review of anything I've seen on TH-cam
"Next up: Rust-Oleum High Gloss Enamel, White. And I will be serving it in this paper bag."
I choked on my burrito reading this.
I'm Dyin'.
Bravo, Sir. Bravo
😂
The word slurring at the end was so fitting for everclear.
How would you compare a shot of ever clear to beer? Like 1 shot Everclear = 10 12oz beers?
@@jonahabrigo3673 Just easy math. A 330ml beer (5% ABV) has approximately 1.4 alcohol units (an alcohol unit is 10 grams/12 ml of pure ethanol). A shot (30 ml/1 oz.) of Everclear has about 2.4 units of alcohol. So multiply 1.4×2.4 which equals 3.4, which means that a shot of everclear is like drinking about 3 and a half beers. This is just counting the alcohol volume, however the drunk effects of everclear would be greatly higher, because the alcohol is extremely concentrated.
@@valnovak6687 Thanks val!!
@@jonahabrigo3673 I think I made a mistake man. I should've divided, not multiplied. So it should be 2.4÷1.4 which equals 1.7, so 1 everclear shot equals 1.7 330ml beers with a 5% ABV.
We used the 190 for playing beer pong once. The amount of vomit and passed out friends was enough to never consider again!
This is one of the most entertaining vids I’ve seen in a long time! Your reactions😂
Somebody tricked me into taking a shot of this stuff, telling me it was tequila. I've never felt so close to being a dragon before.
I chugged this stuff whilst tripping acid and it tasted like water. It had a insanely unique synergy as well
hha we gave someone tequila in beer pong without telling them
@@nullvis You chugged everclear? Bullshit. There is a decent chance you wouldn't be here right now.
@@nullvis My stomach is turning at the thought of this 😂
@@seanathanbeanathan so is mine. Never do this.
We use to use this to make “trash can punch” back when I was in college. We had a 15 gallon kitchen trash can and we would mix in Kool-Aid, sugar, fresh fruit slices, Sprite, and several bottles of Ever Clear and mix the whole thing up with a boat paddle. The next morning, my place would look like the aftermath of Jonestown. Bodies everywhere with Kool-Aid stained counters, floors, and clothing.
Mopar_ Dude we called it Wop in Wisconsin.
Also knows as Jungle Juice is Minnesota.
Blinker fluid out west... Kept a two liter in the hood behind the blinker
We called it jungle juice in philly also
@@wplants9793 it was called Jungle Juice here too.
I remember watching this episode during Covid. His reaction is exactly how I felt about the times. Unimpressed and drunk.
It's great for mixing, because you can get any desired concentration through dilution, but without the extra water interfering with your mixer. I've taken a few shots straight, but only when I didn't have a mixer on hand and really wanted to start the weekend as soon as I got home :P
"Tastes like the casual cruelty of the universe." I laughed out loud.
As some one who used to drink the stuff willingly,I can attest that this is a very accurate description...
"I'll have some more"
*Sniffs literal death*
"I can't have anymore"
The look on his face "I don't care, I'll have some more! --- (whisper) i can't have anymore...", perfect
When I took my first shot of 190 everclear it was because I lost a bet. I didn't know it at the time, but I got diagnosed with mono a couple days after because I had a soar throat for a few days. When I took the shot of everclear it literally killed all the mono in my throat and I went without any symptoms for a full 10 hours. It was insane.
After drinking this, you no longer have a blood alcohol level BAC. It's now the level of blood in your alcohol. ABC
It’s ABC....
It's as easy as 1, 2, 3... ?
Simple as do re mi??
And a few glasses later, you are ZZZZzzz....
In the 70's, in college, my brother did shots of this, then lit a joint. He didn't have a beard after that... 😂
Oh geez, well then
We drank it all the time where I am from. An empty bottle can be lit like a torch for a few seconds.
Lol awesome mental image
Hey another Timothy!
Do you know how rare we are? Us Timothy's gotta stick together
A full bottle can be lit as a torch for a few seconds too.
I love your delivery😂❤
You got it! A million views, congratulations man!!!!!!
I was 15 at a party, and someone bet me 10 bucks I couldn't keep some Everclear down. Unfortunately, it stayed down.
We use to have purple passion which is an ever clear based grape soda that came in a 2ltr.
Bless you
@@stevejackson9952 oh that 2 liter bottle...I thought it was soda...I was soooo wrong
@@glothdrogen I use to have problems with it. It tasted like soda and I drank it like soda. Then I would time travel to some mystical destination. Some times I would wake up in the woods, or in a friend's car, once I woke up on the 13 green at the local country club. But the scariest place was my own bed because I could never tell if my parents knew the next day when I woke up.
Did you get your money?
I’ve never seen your channel before, nor have I ever watched anything relating to wine/pure gasoline tasting, but I’m quite happy I stumbled across this.
my personal favorite is his review of Fireball.
@@jimapplebee5322 Malort is the best one
Pure gasoline tasting 😭😭
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn You were dead on. Tastes like pond water, from Chernobyl
New to the channel, as well. Thanks for the recommendations in the comments above mine. This is hilarious.😀
Indifference of the universe is the perfect description of the flavor profile
This is the best review I've ever heard XD The jokes, the "taste notes", and the pretty much instant drunkness. Wish I could get some 190 proof but in PA, you can only get it with a permit and there's no shipping from out of state. Really only planning on using it for its flammable-ness but still XD
PA gang. bought the 151 75.5% and drank about 2 liters in one night. I still don't understand how I am not dead. I should be.
The perks of being in a border town I can just dip into NJ to grab a bottle of the 190
I once got so shithoused on Everclear I lost about 36 hours of my existence.
It was like I broke the space-time continuum with my liver.
Buddy and me started on a Saturday the next day we collectively remembered was Tuesday
Thats not good, drinking alcohol this strong is exactly the same nearly overdosing on a STRONG benzodiazepines, ofcourse you wont remember the next day
The last time I had this, I mixed it with cranberry juice. Me and my boy were on co-op Borderlands. Let's just say I played in between passing out
Is that an etilic coma?
I made a special cake like that.
Called it "Coma cake"
Weed & chocolate were the two main ingredients...sugar was a far third or fourth.
This is very accurate. It tastes nothing like something any human being ever born should be allowed to drink. It numbed my gums and tongue instantly and I could literally feels the fumes on my tongue upon exhaling. If I had any more I probably would’ve gotten superpowers.
I took a swig of this stuff and stopped salivating entirely.. I kept trying to swallow and ended up puking 5 minutes later 😂
The superpower is being able to close your eyes and teleport to either a hospital or a holding cell.
@@TheArkTheArkTheArk Sounds like that "teleporting tea" a certain slav would talk about
Bro congratulations on ONE MILLION VIEWS for this video! You deserve a million more on each video!
This video deserves a million views
Pretty sure the algorithm has decided this is going to hit a million lol.
Good choice tbh
almost there
It's getting close now
I think you are correct
@@garrettmarshall7664 just need another ~55,700 or so views to get it over the 1 million mark
The annoyance and anger is palpable and well deserved.
Congrats on hitting a million views!
Everclear is the first bottle I ever bought for myself didn’t know what I liked so went with something tasteless to mix with whatever just to see if I even liked alcohol in general
"you could get 20 mpg on this" lol u actually can run a car on everclear.
At $50/gallon.
I've been dumping the heads off my still runs in the gas tank for almost 2 decades now.
@@HolyKhaaaaan Way gas prices are going that might soon be cheaper than gasoline.
@@clothar23 idk where youre from but in america gas prices have actually gone down a lot. they hover around 2 dollars a gallon in the northeast and it used to be 5. I know its much more in Cali. when I went to bermuda it was equivalent of 15 a gallon (adjusted from liters)
@@ytivarg5371 Well here in Vancouver , BC, Canada it's $ 1.29 a liter. And if I remember correctly a US gallon is just bit under 4 liters so yeah.
Ok guys, we've clearly broken him. Can we give the poor guy a break and let him do an actual wine review now?
So, some fine boxed cardboardeaux then?
Aye, We could start with Charles Shaw. It's about eight varieties of the $1.99 (State of California pricing) and then the organic level of Charles Shaw.
Is it true you can build an entire career over Trader Joe's wines?
Sure. Two buck Chuck.
A nice house wine would be good?
www.empirewine.com/wine/house-wine-sparkling-rose-375ml-cans-i33821/
This!! But like gas station wine.
My dad is almost 70 and has been drinking this stuff everynight for 46 years! He hasn’t been to see no doctor for over 25 years and has no medical records! His motto is “Never fear everclear is here!”
Here to say 1m views! He ain't gonna quit folks.
He needs to do an everclear redux after this.
“Indifference of the Abyss” is a great name for a drink
Everclear with a shot of coke for colour.
Totally calling my space black metal project Indifference of the Abyss
or a band
More like a great name for a band.
Everclear with a splash of whole milk. Make that shit curdle so hard you have to gnaw on it to get it down. 😂
Oh, those college memories that I no longer have.
Yep. As I said to one of my coworkers, "Ya, sure, I drank everclear in college. I can't tell you what it was like because I no longer have those brain cells.
Congratz on the first video with a million views!
I drank about 1 ounce of this 15 years ago at a party. I already had 7 or 8 beers. It's a very strange feeling when you drink this. Almost like a euphoric feeling that kicks in about 10 minutes later. I had already cracked another beer when that feeling kicked in. I put the beer down and just sat there for the next 30 minutes before I went to bed without drinking or saying anything. It was a little scary but felt good at the same time like most drugs I guess.