yes planet is defined by 3 rules: 1. must be a "rocky" object 2. must be shaped by its own gravity 3. must have orbit clear of debris (objects of the same and bit smaller size)
0:56 could be argued as reasonable force. Restraining someone (admittedly with a weapon) who was armed and using that weapon in a threatening manner is a valid defence. I believe Washington (where the Smiths live) is a state that has a stand your ground law so he might not even face a trial.
@6:16 Planets aren't determined by size but by 3 requirements. 1. It must orbit a star (rouge planets are an exception) 2. It must be rounds/spherical in shape and 3. Must have cleared all debris in its orbit. Pluto hasn't done this yet as it resides in the Kuiper belt. I'm assuming tiny planet has even tho it's impossible to know for sure
3. is having orbital dominance, which is different from clearing debris. pluto doesnt have orbital dominance, as its largest moon (charon) is of similar size to pluto.
Not really. He's charged by the galactic federation which is already very aware of other dimensions. He's been accosted by the time cops as well. Ricks universe is pretty advanced.
@@justsomeguywatchintsalvage. If everyone who owns the ship is dead, you are allowed to remove material from it in quite a few countries. We don't know what the laws are in space but he's probably protected
20:11 I would like to say that this video is inaccurate, by assuming all of rick and morty takes place under the US legal system. Many of these crimes were comited outside the US or even diferent countries. Is the the galactic goverment recognized by the US? If no, there's no chance he will get charged for running from their cops. The reason for this time stamp is, that this "crime" is completly legal in many other countrys, in fact if you asume that rick has some form of custody (like the parents) for summer, providing her with alcohol would be legal even if she would have been just 14 in germany. EDIT: in germany cannibalism by itself also isn't illegal. It would just be tampering with a dead body. If the person is still alive, and the meat came from the person in a legal way (like a medicaly required amputation) eating that meat is legal.
14:36 couldnt the distress beacon be interpreted as a invitation to come inside? If the ship is not responding to hails yet has a distress beacon going off i feel itd be natural to enter to look for survivors
To be fair on the not-so-abandoned ship It was projecting a distress call. I may not be a lawyer, but I know that is an invitation of a sorts, to get involved. Now, I don't believe Rick has the certifications to perform rescue operations, but at least it's not trespassing.
most of the attempted murder charges would just be considered criminal threat, as in most cases no one was harmed, obviously you could argue either way, but a lot of the cases no one (in these scenarios) was put in grevious bodily harm. Killing the jellybean guy in season 1, would be regicide I'm pretty sure the mosquito men are classed as government officials, so even the involuntary manslaughter charge would be raised. There is an argument for the citadel of ricks as well, some of the ones rick kill are considered leaders. Neutrino bombs would go under the classification of weapon of mass destruction, so in cases like the saw trap, when he threatens to use one, Rick should be charged with at least, owning a WMD, and terrorism. and possibly creation of an WMD. whatever that falls under.
So... Scamming people without harming them by making their electricity system sub-optimal, not even scamming money from them (16:56) lands you 50 years in jail but intentionally causing the death of hundreds, probably thousands (19:35) only gets you 3 years in jail? WTF
Yes. The law does not give you years proportional to harm done. Jail times are supposed to be proportional to "future risk", and because it's so unclear what that is, a lot of jail times make no sense.
6:10 ok so basicly, pluto isent a planet because it lies in the kupier belt and cant get rid of the asteroids around it. Requirements: 1. orbit star 2. must be big enough to be able to clear other celestial bodies in the orbit of the sun 3. must be big enough to be a sphere
5:40 A planet is also defined by it’s shape, having an independent orbit around a STAR (and not another celestial body), as well as whether or not it has cleared every object in it’s path/orbit. If this planet DOES meet such a criteria then, regardless of size, it is more of a planet than is Pluto. I’m not exactly an expert on space though, so if I’m wrong correct me.
6:05 The definition of planet vs dwarf planet has to do with whether the planetoid has cleared out its orbit with its gravity more than size. You have to be much bigger than the other rocks in your orbit. While the planet is ridiculously small, it somehow seems to have near-Earth gravity, so it is doing some weird shit that could push it out of the dwarf planet category, depending on some other factors.
Tranquilizing a wild animal one, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. In that episode he took Jerry to a resort, that he helped build. The "people" of that planet might have given him permission to keep the wild animals away. But he did enslave those aliens so, instead of $1000 fine and a year in prison; it would be twenty years.
Hey man, I don't know if it would fot your current format and the tone might be off, but I've recently been on a Five Nights at Freddys kick and I would be super enthused if you were to do a video tallying the crimes of William Afton in FNAF. You certainly have a lot of meat on that bone, though again if the tone isn't what you'd like to go for I would understand
6:17 just cause it’s smaller than Pluto doesn’t mean it can’t be a planet 1 it probably orbits a star since it’s stated to be earth like 2 its round 3 despite its size its gravity is strong enough to keep them on the planet meaning it’s probably really dense and could have the mass necessary to clear its own orbit Witch would meet the necessary requirements to be a planet
I'm not sure what to think of a attempted murder having longer sentence than releasing a bioweapon. Heck, attempted murder had longer sentence than straight up murder
it's a funny video i must say😂 but at 3:31 i'm not sure about that,i mean it's literally their own body/DNA. you can do with your body what you want or am i wrong? could be a grey zone or something like that😂
3:59 What about identity theft? Legally it would be about the same as a identical twin taking over the others life. 11:14 I would treat that no different then identical twins again. 11:31 But the garage os currently in a time dimension. So there is a decent chance absolutely nobody is in danger. So hardly reckless. 14:20 The distress beacon is a open invitation. Thus not a trespass. 16:57 But he isn't impersonating a another person. He is still Rick. This would be more like someone wearing their normal wig during a crime.
Yes, that is a planet. A planet is any celestial object orbiting around a sun, which is: (Decently) spherically shaped by its own gravity Crossing no other objects‘ orbits which are larger or equal to itself.
Actually, whenever Rick was about to kill Morty’s child wouldn’t it technically fall under attempted infanticide considering the baby was about 15 minutes old
Technically Rick didn’t do Surgeon instead he just injected his friend with a shrunken down grandson in a (I forgot the name) but it could be idk illegal medication but they did kill him in the possess, but he didn’t cause it directly so 2nd degree murder
5:43 there's more conditions to being a planet. The planet needs to have a round shape from its gravitational pull and has to clear its orbit and Pluto is in the Kuiper Belt. 14:05 I don’t think it’s trespassing because they sent a distress signal. 14:13 Well it’s a kind of language and the senders of the distress signal could have been in consent that these signs can be drawn if they send a distress signal. 19:34 but they're not in America.
TECHNICALLY, just because something can be used like a drug doesn't mean it's a controlled substance. The way those laws work it's a black list not a white list. You won't get in trouble for eating a pair because it somehow gained a high enough THC content to get you high, they would have to add that list of controlled substances.
6:15 planets are not based on size it’s based on Does it have a clear orbit Does it clear all other objects out of its path And some other classifications non specifically about said planets size Plutos orbit is an oval due to asteroids pulling it out of its original path
you can't charge him for illegal substance at 9:41, because this substance has to be in the register of illegal substances and since it's something from outer space which humankind doesn't know about,it wouldn't be illegal.😂
"What are you in here for?"
"everything"
Real
"You mean like arson,parole violation and everything?"
From the actual show lol
@@corinneyb123 which episode?
@@Sparrow_- I forgot the episode, i think its somewhere in season 3
rick considers it a planet because its orbit is clear of debree
his ship or what? be specific.
@@TheMinkaGod the mini planet
@@catlordthefifth7812 ah gee thanks
yes planet is defined by 3 rules:
1. must be a "rocky" object
2. must be shaped by its own gravity
3. must have orbit clear of debris (objects of the same and bit smaller size)
Not to be that guy but *debris
To be fair, a distress beacon would be considered an invitation to enter.
Cannibalism is actually technically not illegal as long as the meat wasn't sourced illegally
How do you know?
How do you know?
How do you know!!?!?
@@theraven5319 There was once a video like this and it actually pulled up the law
yeahits basically if the person willingly let themself be eaten
@@Ruhrohman18 like if an amputee allow you to eat the limb then yeah the limb is now yours! yummy
0:56 could be argued as reasonable force. Restraining someone (admittedly with a weapon) who was armed and using that weapon in a threatening manner is a valid defence.
I believe Washington (where the Smiths live) is a state that has a stand your ground law so he might not even face a trial.
0:24 wasnt that "self" defence (of his grandson)? He did threaten him with use of a deadly weapon too
Rick and Morty will always have a special place in my heart 💔
Rick LOVES putting things in your heart 😘🤪🤪
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Same here
@@JackHackworth-nr7svso does Justin roiland
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@6:16 Planets aren't determined by size but by 3 requirements. 1. It must orbit a star (rouge planets are an exception) 2. It must be rounds/spherical in shape and 3. Must have cleared all debris in its orbit. Pluto hasn't done this yet as it resides in the Kuiper belt. I'm assuming tiny planet has even tho it's impossible to know for sure
3. is having orbital dominance, which is different from clearing debris. pluto doesnt have orbital dominance, as its largest moon (charon) is of similar size to pluto.
I feel like rick murdering ricks should be written off as suicide rather than murder because he is quite literally killing... himselves?
Well they are from different universes, and all have slightly different traits and personas, so it's still murder.
I would call it murder suicide since technically he’s doing both
6:15 being small isn’t the only reason Pluto isn’t considered a planet also Rick didn’t realize the planet was so tiny
cant charge a sentient pickle, its not a recognized entity
Rick can just travel to another dimension and live like nothing happend ngl
Evading the law, and since its on a potentially multiversal level of damage the charges would be in the hundreds of the millions
Not really. He's charged by the galactic federation which is already very aware of other dimensions. He's been accosted by the time cops as well. Ricks universe is pretty advanced.
Maybe, another dimension where the concept of "law" is different or maybe just straight off doesn't have law?
14:40
they send a distress beacon so hes not trespassing because they asked somebody to come
which in this case was rick
To be fair, f it was the intent to steal
@@justsomeguywatchint but was intent
he didnt attempt
@@justsomeguywatchintsalvage. If everyone who owns the ship is dead, you are allowed to remove material from it in quite a few countries. We don't know what the laws are in space but he's probably protected
if you go to a parallel universe and kill that universe's version of you, is that suicide or murder?
Well they are from different universes, and all have slightly different traits and personas, so it's still murder.
20:11 I would like to say that this video is inaccurate, by assuming all of rick and morty takes place under the US legal system. Many of these crimes were comited outside the US or even diferent countries. Is the the galactic goverment recognized by the US? If no, there's no chance he will get charged for running from their cops.
The reason for this time stamp is, that this "crime" is completly legal in many other countrys, in fact if you asume that rick has some form of custody (like the parents) for summer, providing her with alcohol would be legal even if she would have been just 14 in germany.
EDIT: in germany cannibalism by itself also isn't illegal. It would just be tampering with a dead body. If the person is still alive, and the meat came from the person in a legal way (like a medicaly required amputation) eating that meat is legal.
14:36 couldnt the distress beacon be interpreted as a invitation to come inside? If the ship is not responding to hails yet has a distress beacon going off i feel itd be natural to enter to look for survivors
I don't wanna watch a 30 minute video essay, does this take into account he turned into a turkey and got pardoned?
Definitely in the US and Maybe for earth but not the galactic or dimensional scale
The “the lame one here on earth” is such a good and funny reference to the same episode I love that
I hope seasons 4-7 are on their way soon!
To be fair on the not-so-abandoned ship
It was projecting a distress call. I may not be a lawyer, but I know that is an invitation of a sorts, to get involved.
Now, I don't believe Rick has the certifications to perform rescue operations, but at least it's not trespassing.
most of the attempted murder charges would just be considered criminal threat, as in most cases no one was harmed, obviously you could argue either way, but a lot of the cases no one (in these scenarios) was put in grevious bodily harm.
Killing the jellybean guy in season 1, would be regicide
I'm pretty sure the mosquito men are classed as government officials, so even the involuntary manslaughter charge would be raised.
There is an argument for the citadel of ricks as well, some of the ones rick kill are considered leaders.
Neutrino bombs would go under the classification of weapon of mass destruction, so in cases like the saw trap, when he threatens to use one, Rick should be charged with at least, owning a WMD, and terrorism. and possibly creation of an WMD. whatever that falls under.
I wanna bet that there are alot more crimes that where either offscreen or unknown laws being broken
...like keeping Mr. Frundles 🥶🥶🥶
So... Scamming people without harming them by making their electricity system sub-optimal, not even scamming money from them (16:56) lands you 50 years in jail but intentionally causing the death of hundreds, probably thousands (19:35) only gets you 3 years in jail? WTF
There isnt really a law for teleporting buildings yk :D he doesnt have anything to charge him with
Yes. The law does not give you years proportional to harm done. Jail times are supposed to be proportional to "future risk", and because it's so unclear what that is, a lot of jail times make no sense.
technically we have no way of knowing that Rick doesn't have a license to practice medicine
This is the first video I have seen of yours and I like it, Rick and Morty so such a good show so I’ll watch anything about it.
6:10 ok so basicly, pluto isent a planet because it lies in the kupier belt and cant get rid of the asteroids around it.
Requirements:
1. orbit star
2. must be big enough to be able to clear other celestial bodies in the orbit of the sun
3. must be big enough to be a sphere
another banger of a video
(that was a lot of years from 2 episodes ago(season 2))
the fact this video needs to be 30 minutes long speak for itself
He isnt allowed to be here.
*SELLING FIREARMS WITHOUT A LICENCE.*
I like how he didn't even get a single life sentence
was looking for this
He has a presidential pardon so actually its 0 years 0$
Pink slime grippy 😍
Casually getting 121 years in a minute
That face on the rick chair 😂😂😂
5:40
A planet is also defined by it’s shape, having an independent orbit around a STAR (and not another celestial body), as well as whether or not it has cleared every object in it’s path/orbit.
If this planet DOES meet such a criteria then, regardless of size, it is more of a planet than is Pluto.
I’m not exactly an expert on space though, so if I’m wrong correct me.
6:05 The definition of planet vs dwarf planet has to do with whether the planetoid has cleared out its orbit with its gravity more than size. You have to be much bigger than the other rocks in your orbit. While the planet is ridiculously small, it somehow seems to have near-Earth gravity, so it is doing some weird shit that could push it out of the dwarf planet category, depending on some other factors.
Tranquilizing a wild animal one, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. In that episode he took Jerry to a resort, that he helped build. The "people" of that planet might have given him permission to keep the wild animals away. But he did enslave those aliens so, instead of $1000 fine and a year in prison; it would be twenty years.
Hey man, I don't know if it would fot your current format and the tone might be off, but I've recently been on a Five Nights at Freddys kick and I would be super enthused if you were to do a video tallying the crimes of William Afton in FNAF. You certainly have a lot of meat on that bone, though again if the tone isn't what you'd like to go for I would understand
You know the video is going to be wild when on episode 1 he already has +100 years of prison.
Brother, he'd be in prison till the mutliverses end
13:25 "Isnt allowed to be here" -> "Selling Firearms Without A License"
love the futurama reference
20:13 you said that morty is his nephew 😂
6:17 just cause it’s smaller than Pluto doesn’t mean it can’t be a planet
1 it probably orbits a star since it’s stated to be earth like
2 its round
3 despite its size its gravity is strong enough to keep them on the planet meaning it’s probably really dense and could have the mass necessary to clear its own orbit
Witch would meet the necessary requirements to be a planet
10:08 actually, this would still be a crime, since they could have saved him, but chose not to, so this would be an act of criminal negligence
1:00 could you argue it was in defense of morty
Not even a minute in and rick is already getting a 100 years in prison
I'm not sure what to think of a attempted murder having longer sentence than releasing a bioweapon. Heck, attempted murder had longer sentence than straight up murder
that forzen guy, he won't get charged, he was defending his grandson
I skip like 6 minutes and rick get add 500 more years to his's sentenced
btw pluto is not a planet because there are other objects in its orbit
it's a funny video i must say😂 but at 3:31 i'm not sure about that,i mean it's literally their own body/DNA. you can do with your body what you want or am i wrong? could be a grey zone or something like that😂
I have watched rick and morty about 6 whole times
1:01: not assaut with a deadly weapon since the person that rick froze was threatening morty with intention of stabbing him
14:40 i feel like that should be legal because of the distress becon but please correct me if im wrong
Only three years for terrorism is wild tbh
3:59 What about identity theft?
Legally it would be about the same as a identical twin taking over the others life.
11:14 I would treat that no different then identical twins again.
11:31 But the garage os currently in a time dimension. So there is a decent chance absolutely nobody is in danger. So hardly reckless.
14:20 The distress beacon is a open invitation. Thus not a trespass.
16:57 But he isn't impersonating a another person. He is still Rick.
This would be more like someone wearing their normal wig during a crime.
23:40 Rick finally did a public service
Plus all the other intergalactic laws he broke and didn’t say anything about lol
14:37 I think he was allowed to be on this ship considering that he was responding to a distress call
The thing with tiny planet is that it actually does satisfy the criterea for being a planet
Forgetting the mattress sounds like criminal neglegence
Yes, that is a planet.
A planet is any celestial object orbiting around a sun, which is:
(Decently) spherically shaped by its own gravity
Crossing no other objects‘ orbits which are larger or equal to itself.
Now, I'm playing with a what if here, but since this is Rick, what if the cookies have more value then the original money in the vults?
bro getting the aizen sentence
i am sure they is plenty of galactic and base reality laws Rick has broken
Bean man that I forget the name of def had it coming tho
Actually, whenever Rick was about to kill Morty’s child wouldn’t it technically fall under attempted infanticide considering the baby was about 15 minutes old
Almost 6 thousand years of jail time and almost 4.5 million dollars
18:17 its self and others defence. his best friends just got killed
Teamers with the same (and really good) strategy
cannibalism isnt acutally illegal in any state other than idaho. So he wouldnt be charged for that
at 13:26 shouldnt the charge be something else?
because it is listed as selling firearms without a liscence :3
to be fair no one would be in jail cause rick unknowingly shot the portal in the bug
Second try to you to do Benson from regular show
Technically Rick didn’t do Surgeon instead he just injected his friend with a shrunken down grandson in a (I forgot the name) but it could be idk illegal medication but they did kill him in the possess, but he didn’t cause it directly so 2nd degree murder
5:43 there's more conditions to being a planet. The planet needs to have a round shape from its gravitational pull and has to clear its orbit and Pluto is in the Kuiper Belt.
14:05 I don’t think it’s trespassing because they sent a distress signal.
14:13 Well it’s a kind of language and the senders of the distress signal could have been in consent that these signs can be drawn if they send a distress signal.
19:34 but they're not in America.
The actual question is how are they catching this man and sentencing to death?
TECHNICALLY, just because something can be used like a drug doesn't mean it's a controlled substance. The way those laws work it's a black list not a white list. You won't get in trouble for eating a pair because it somehow gained a high enough THC content to get you high, they would have to add that list of controlled substances.
whe he shoved mr hearheads gears in his mouth, its called gearsticles
12:32 he shouldn't be charged for this because he was formerley an arms dealer.
6:15 planets are not based on size it’s based on
Does it have a clear orbit
Does it clear all other objects out of its path
And some other classifications non specifically about said planets size Plutos orbit is an oval due to asteroids pulling it out of its original path
you can't charge him for illegal substance at 9:41, because this substance has to be in the register of illegal substances and since it's something from outer space which humankind doesn't know about,it wouldn't be illegal.😂
15:18 he didn't kill them he turned them into snakes so they can live a better life than as a human
7:43 😂
Can you charge let’s game it out next (weird request but he does a lot of illegal things on his videos)
And even though it’s a game he still does it like Rick is a fictional character and he still gets charged so
13:25 isn't that trespassing?
But he was flying in space. Space is technically not governed.
13:26 why does it say "selling firearms without a licence", eventho the crime was trespassing on government property ?
Technically he didn’t kille them, he turned them into snakes
No he did kill then he just had a snake dispenser can in his leg it’s revealed later in the episode
@@inosuke2679 they didn’t die, they got turned into snakes
@@CommanderSmoker He disintegrated them and replaced them with snakes from a snake dispenser in his leg. Watch the episode.
15:50
I mean, technically they're not dead...
killing insects isnt really punishable by law
20:13 nephew huh?
nice.
Technicly everything rick did till the turkey episode doesnt matter beacuase he got pardoned
Daemon Targaryen in House Of The Dragon season 1.
How many crimes has he committed?
2:24 Morty was a hologram so not a minor because he wasn't real
It was more like CP from the aliens perspective for make him like that
Cannibalism is not a crime there’s just no way to obtain the meat in a legal way 20:33
2:18 do those two really count because they were committed in a simulation?
15:50 the people were turned into snakes and still alive so it isn't murder