Yea it is but every situation is different. The severity of what it’s about and/ or what happened can influence you not to refuse.. holding onto whatever negativity it is is very hard, letting go is hard but it’s easier than holding onto something you know you should let go. Feels like kryptonite to let go sometimes
While threatening Palpy with his lightsaber, then TELLING him that he's gonna narc before leaving him alone. Palpy doesn't whack Anni, or flee, or trigger Order 66, just sits there, wrekt by his argument, to wait for a whole squad of Masters to gang up on him at once.
Irony is had Anakin actually stayed behind like Mace ordered and he defeated Palps, Anakin would’ve been made master following Sidious’s death and the end of the clone wars
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@@Lawrence_Talbot a long standing argument is that Palpatine threw the fight against Windu, or at the very least made himself to seem less powerful to lure Anakin into saving him. So it is possible that Palpatine would at least survive against Windu if Anakin hadn't shown up.
@that's a stretch since it's Anakin who also told the truth to the Jedi Council and he needs to consider A) he is sure he fooled Anikin B)Anakin would come on time to save him
@@NicoGaming771 Imagine a world Anakin, free of the Jedi! Where nobody can call me out for my outlandish claims! A WORLD WHERE I CAN RETURN BECAUSE OF PLOT REASONS!
Tbh, "trust me bro" is the correct scientific basis here. After all, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise is a historic event. There is no stronger source for it than contemporary witnesses (be it written or oral). And Palpatine is just that. Though, it might be necessary to disclose that fact to gain increased believability.
"we grant you the rank of master but not a chair b..." "What this is outrageous an unfair" "Because all our chairs are custom made and yours will only arrive next week" "Oh ok then"
Ikea drove Anakin to the Dark Side. Anakin: I just can't put this chair together! THERE ARE PARTS MISSING!!!! I'm gonna go kill some younglings or something! Chancellor: Yes! I knew giving Ikea that "sole provider" contract would pay off!
Palpatine's fate was even worse than you think. Mace just cut off his hands so that he could not shoot lightning from his fingies. Then, for the rest of his life, Palpatine had to sit in a cell where Anakin would visit him every day and read from his thesis.
This man is a genius. Wonderful writing, very creative and funny. This is a wonderful use of AI voices. The monotony of the AI voice actually adds to the comedy combined with the genius and comical script. Done well, Alfox. Sadness gone, carry on
Remember how Neo was a genius hacker, but forgot all about that once he found out his world was a computer program? To the point that the Oracle would say he was "not too bright" to his face? It's the Hero's Journey. Sucks the brains right out.
tbf his choices were to stick with his best friend who always cared for him and is basically also his loan father, or a sect of old arrogant guys who claim they are your family despite disrespecting you all the time. Also the friend offered you help with your issues while the old guys just told you to forget about it
@@kbanghart Sort of. It's more like a mystic vision that comes to him because he's the Kwizatz Haderach, and Trinity loves him in accordance with the Oracle's prophecy. We do not see him learning the coding language like Cipher did, or doing any actual hacking. Instead, he just follows the Hero's Journey like a peasant farm boy would in any other traditional story.
"Time to take out the Trash, Chancellor " It was at that moment Palpatine Knew He Fucked up, Master Windshield rolled up with his Jedi Squad ready to whoop some Sith Arse.
Jedi death squad hopped up on spice and death sticks. Poor Palps didn't realise Sith powers didn't include sick spins through the air. Plagueis had been trolling him.
That ending is basically how every What If is to Anakin and everyone in universe....a dream of what could be that never happens despite the positive outcome it has....
@@warlordofbritannia Yeah because if this happened there would have been no darth vader, no stromtroopers, and no grandiose uprising of Luke Skywalker.
I think the end would've been better if it was Darth Vader waking up from a dream. Thinking about the life he could have lived, if he had made different decisions all those years ago.
Please like & comment. ;)
Jedi won, carry on.
So if only Anakin would have called master Yoda for master yogurt the entire order 66 thing could have been prevented?
Interesting... 🤔
Don't underestimate the power of the paper plane.
Read the title and just though: so nothing changed?
AI wrote this
Academic Anakin is rapidly becoming my favorite Anakin
You should see the channel that made the over academic Anakin!
It's over! Academics have the high ground!
@@Kasperthedancer
You underestimate my…pseudo-intellectualism? Anti-intellectualism? Blissful ignorance?
@@VeryEvilGM you mean the one where Anakin can never shut up about his thesis?
@@StevenZissimos
Yup.
"Why don't you back that up with a source?"
"I AM the source!"
You can't handle the source!
the dark side of the source is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
@@ashxxiv Could I learn this power?
Not from the official material...
To be fair, he was
Palpatine never lied, he just conveniently ommited the whole final cruelty of the sith bit where its never worth it
My source is biggus dickus
“it’s fair” made me bust out laughing 😭
This shit made me bust out too but not laughing💦
@@gamingbros2533what
@gamingbros2533 what the fuck
@gamingbros2533 AYO
@gamingbros2533 Nahhhhhhhh💀
HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE WORD, HE SAID "DICHOTOMY".
Anakin’s thesis is now Meme Wars canon
I clapped! I fluffin’ love dichotomy!!!
Just before this I watched a Seals Are Good video. His thesis really is something to consider.
OH GOD NO DON’T SAY THAT HE’LL BE TALKING ABOUT HIS THESIS FOR HOURS
That was my exact thought when he said that word
"Just let it go,bro"
- master yoghurt
“Oh come on anakin, just trust me bro” 😂😂😭 that’s basically how it actually went
Bro Yoda saying “that alien girl on my left, I’d smash” killed me 😆😆
"Nah"
💀
Buddy even admitted he didn't know how to save padme but anakin trusted him anyways
@@OmnipulsarHe's lucky Anakin's an idiot.
Anakidiot.
I lost it on "Master Forehead" and "Master Windshield" lol
And the capstone "Chancellor Paperplate"
master yoghurt
Omg I was about to comment this fkd me up lol master forehead😂☠️😂💀
@@gendoruwo6322 the yogurt name came from spaceballs
🤣🤣💀
"Just let go bro" that is a very wise advise.
That was just abridged. It's still canon.
All of Buddhism in a nutshell
Obviously that wasn’t real Yoda as he said it wrong. It must have been: “bro, let go just”
@@MrSergnemo it was darth yoghurt
Yea it is but every situation is different. The severity of what it’s about and/ or what happened can influence you not to refuse.. holding onto whatever negativity it is is very hard, letting go is hard but it’s easier than holding onto something you know you should let go. Feels like kryptonite to let go sometimes
Anakin: please show me the peer reviewed scientific studies.
Palpatine: just trust me bro
😂😂😂
Nah
Peer reviewed scientific studies = The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
Not Palpatine, Paperplane!
Show me the peer reviewed study of how Palpatine survived episode 6
"this is wonderful, it's fair!!!" 😁🤘 2:41
If Anakin was trained by Qui Gon Jinn.
Oh man, yes exactly! Qui Gon Jinn and Palpatine, the only decent characters to come out of the prequels! Honorable mention to Dooku!
@@anydaynow01 MASTER YODA!
Nah
@@anydaynow01 what?nah
@@NooneishereonlymeRight? The prequels don’t have any decent characters.
When Anakin Skywalker regularly takes balanced force meds.
"This is wonderful! It's fair!" made me laugh so hard, keep up the funny vids!
I love how Anakin is in love with the word "Dichotomy" no matter who is making parodies of him
Even Hayden Christensen got in on the dichotomy meme in a recent interview!!
@@Arualiaa He might not be aware of the meme but he did say the word.
@@Arualiaa can you send the link? I want to see that.
@@emperorthebest477 its a hayden christenson answers internet questions by GQ i think
Satirizing the meaning is, because it's Ratio Tile who said "Our dichotomy opens the combat" first
"Intelligence gone, carry on" is a great way of saying "I woke up and chose to be a menace today"
I guess this is exactly what Lucas said when started writing the prequels.
A phantom menace perhaps?
Like spiderman?
Sounds like the new national UK motto
If I woke up beside Padme, my Intelligence would drop as fast as my dark side would rise.
1:00 Anakin just flat out explains the politics of Star Wars
While threatening Palpy with his lightsaber, then TELLING him that he's gonna narc before leaving him alone. Palpy doesn't whack Anni, or flee, or trigger Order 66, just sits there, wrekt by his argument, to wait for a whole squad of Masters to gang up on him at once.
@@burgerforcongress1001 Palpatine must be a masochist there's no way
he IS smart, he wrote his whole thesis on the dichotomy inherent in the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
Wide*
Withe*
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
That doesn't sound smart.
And yet, he didn't take the high ground.
= Anakin is an idiot
🤣🤣 "This is wonderful! It's FAIR!!!
This is hilarious.
Irony is had Anakin actually stayed behind like Mace ordered and he defeated Palps, Anakin would’ve been made master following Sidious’s death and the end of the clone wars
@@Lawrence_Talbot a long standing argument is that Palpatine threw the fight against Windu, or at the very least made himself to seem less powerful to lure Anakin into saving him. So it is possible that Palpatine would at least survive against Windu if Anakin hadn't shown up.
@ Nah that discredits Windu who I think is a powerful enough duelist to take down palps
@that's a stretch since it's Anakin who also told the truth to the Jedi Council and he needs to consider A) he is sure he fooled Anikin B)Anakin would come on time to save him
Yesss. This is the paramount comment. This was the biggest lol for those who know the movie
Master Windshield should've dropped a one-liner about whether Paperplane can fly before tossing him out of the window.
Paperplane gone, carry on
intelligence gone, carry on
you can't lose something that you never got(im talking about Anakin's inteligence)
@@MrTimPL such is the dichotomy in life, where in his dreams anakin is a genius in reality, he is not
I misread the first line as "Palpatine gone" lol
I thought they called him paper plate haha
Heyyy image buddies
Anakin - source?
Palpatine - I made it up
Palpatine -- "Trust me, bro..."
“Nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”
"MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE F**K UP!"
@@NicoGaming771
Imagine a world Anakin, free of the Jedi! Where nobody can call me out for my outlandish claims! A WORLD WHERE I CAN RETURN BECAUSE OF PLOT REASONS!
Tbh, "trust me bro" is the correct scientific basis here.
After all, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise is a historic event. There is no stronger source for it than contemporary witnesses (be it written or oral). And Palpatine is just that. Though, it might be necessary to disclose that fact to gain increased believability.
2:36 “this is wonderful, it’s fair” got me dying😂😂😂
“This is wonderful. It’s fair!” 😂
I lost my mind at that way he said it’s fair
Master Yogurt is the best therapist. CHANGE MY MIND!!!!!!!
Welp, considering his comments about Aayla Secura, he's also the-best-the-rapist. 😂😂
He's a frog guy with a glow-in-the-dark light stick. Mind gone. Carry on!
"Just let go Bro" Master Yogurt sounds like a Chad College Student lmao "Ya Just got let it go Man".
DA SCHWARTZ
He is dead - kinda
“ we are running low on spice and death sticks “ … finally someone has their priorities straight 😂
Seems like he has been watching the Star Wars saga made by Auralnauts. 😂
i blame that jar jar guy he wasn't sharing the death sticks
@@Taxevader-gk9msI’d love to toke on death sticks with Darth jar jar
@@jukebox1138 mesa had to give Death Sticks up they made me moey moey crazy
Thats an interesting point Master Forehead.
Is this the Anakin from "Seals are Good"?
Was totally expecting him to mention his thesis.
You see the dichotomy here, don’t you?…You will now witness the destructive power of this fully armed and operational thesis!
Nope, it's a coincidence 😂
@@-Alfox-
In my experience there are no coincidences.
only a sith deals in coincidences.
Yeah? Well "there are no oogways" - Master Accident @warlordofbritannia
1:26 HELP, THIS IS HILARIOUS
"Uuhhh.... shit" -emperor palpatine
😂
It's chancellor paperplane
Not.yet.
Chancellor Paperplane said calmly
Still better than “somehow Palpatine returned.”
"we grant you the rank of master but not a chair b..."
"What this is outrageous an unfair"
"Because all our chairs are custom made and yours will only arrive next week"
"Oh ok then"
This is wonderful, it’s fair!
Chair here, let us cheer.
Ikea drove Anakin to the Dark Side.
Anakin: I just can't put this chair together! THERE ARE PARTS MISSING!!!! I'm gonna go kill some younglings or something!
Chancellor: Yes! I knew giving Ikea that "sole provider" contract would pay off!
@@dirdib69 hmm, now I'm wondering what a Coruscant version of Harbor Freight would be like.
That is awesome@@kbanghart
Master Yougurt 💀
*"Could you please cite the sources from wich you derive this information?"*
LOVE THIS ANAKIN ❤
First hand experience ＜（－︿－）＞
sounds very toolish
"My source is I made it the f**k up"
Anakin's doubtful "mhm" at 0:37 was somehow comedic gold
Was the best part for me
Cringe
@@TornSilencio. Cringe
Cringe @@Marvelfanatic3658
@@Marvelfanatic3658cringe
These feel like the shower thoughts and scenarios of Vader.
“This is wonderful! It’s FAIR!”
Lol
I lost it there
I'm gonna start using that one. lol Oh, man.
Palpatine's fate was even worse than you think. Mace just cut off his hands so that he could not shoot lightning from his fingies. Then, for the rest of his life, Palpatine had to sit in a cell where Anakin would visit him every day and read from his thesis.
@@drt1605 on the DICHOTOMY!
That sounds like hell. Especially Anakin reading his thesis aloud to Uncle Palps.
He couldn't shoot it from his fingers, but he could shoot it from another appendage
I guess the Jedi way is opposed to execution but ambiguous on the subject of psychological torture.
@@Elyseon it's called "rehabilitation" 😂
I love how you edited the voices and made Anakin so much better and wiser. BRILLIANT!
This man is a genius. Wonderful writing, very creative and funny. This is a wonderful use of AI voices. The monotony of the AI voice actually adds to the comedy combined with the genius and comical script. Done well, Alfox. Sadness gone, carry on
Haha, thank you very much ;)
Perfectly encapsulates my thoughts on this video.
Yep, the monotony of the voices is half the charm 🤣
Check out auralnauts if you like Star Wars parody.
@@MaxMaxx-tb6nz The monotony... or the dichotomy? 😉
Gotta love how Anakin is supposedly a child genius and then became a victim of space TikTok or something, turning his brain into an orange.
Remember how Neo was a genius hacker, but forgot all about that once he found out his world was a computer program? To the point that the Oracle would say he was "not too bright" to his face? It's the Hero's Journey. Sucks the brains right out.
tbf his choices were to stick with his best friend who always cared for him and is basically also his loan father, or a sect of old arrogant guys who claim they are your family despite disrespecting you all the time. Also the friend offered you help with your issues while the old guys just told you to forget about it
@@kevincrady2831but then he figures out how to hack it.
@@kevincrady2831plot armor,not even once
@@kbanghart Sort of. It's more like a mystic vision that comes to him because he's the Kwizatz Haderach, and Trinity loves him in accordance with the Oracle's prophecy. We do not see him learning the coding language like Cipher did, or doing any actual hacking. Instead, he just follows the Hero's Journey like a peasant farm boy would in any other traditional story.
"This is wonderful. IT'S FAIR!'🤣
'THIS IS WONDERFUL! It's fair!'
... spectacular work bro
thank you bro
Palpatine's "hum.. Shit" was perfectly executed
Master Windshield 😂 2:01
Time to take out the trash chancellor
Anakin basically said "That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?" and poor old papa Palps couldn't provide
Anakin knew he made it the fuck up.
Oh, he could've. After all, he, as an eye wittness of the corresponding events, could be considered the source for it himself.
Well he did do his jedi thesis on it and is well versed in the dichotomy.
Ah, good ol' Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Those were good times...
@@advocatusdiaboli9971 eye witness testimony is fairly weak evidence given how fallible memory can be
0:33 "I can tell you're worried about losing Padme."
"MMhhm..." 🙄(see's right through his attemps to emotionally manipulate him lol)
MMhhhM is such an anakin way to respond
“Time to take out the trash” 😂😂
"Time to take out the Trash, Chancellor " It was at that moment Palpatine Knew He Fucked up, Master Windshield rolled up with his Jedi Squad ready to whoop some Sith Arse.
Jedi death squad hopped up on spice and death sticks. Poor Palps didn't realise Sith powers didn't include sick spins through the air. Plagueis had been trolling him.
"Could you supply scientific studies that support your claim ?" Hahahaha XD
touche.
I love when Anakin exposes the chancellor's master plan and he just goes 'um.. shit.' 😂
Master yogurt was the wisest one on the council he should know paperplane was a sith lord.
Dont underestimate paper plates power
Master Windshield had a chance to stop him but just got wiped.
You underrestimate the power of annoying orange
That ending is basically how every What If is to Anakin and everyone in universe....a dream of what could be that never happens despite the positive outcome it has....
Ironic, isn’t it? The best ending for Anakin is the worst for the franchise’s existence.
What if Prequels were good
@@warlordofbritannia Yeah because if this happened there would have been no darth vader, no stromtroopers, and no grandiose uprising of Luke Skywalker.
@@hideous_taco_michael_zacki Master Windows can be Darth Vader or even Master Yogurt.
Truly it is a dichotomy- without suffering… there can be no story…. No character development. And most importantly we cannot all be Geniuses 😅
I really love this version of anakin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the end would've been better if it was Darth Vader waking up from a dream. Thinking about the life he could have lived, if he had made different decisions all those years ago.
And if he weren’t a fucking idiot.
He should have gone for that Doctorate 😅
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
That actually happened in the now Legends comic series "Darth Vader and the lost command"
This.
With AI improving we'll be able to reshoot the entire movie one day😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And George Lucas will be livid that it's been flipped on him 😂
Imagine liking tho lol
"Nah."
-Anakin Skywalker, Revenge of the Sith
- Where the heck is Anakin?
- He is not coming, chancellor PAPERplan. And now time to take out trash.
"I can tell you're worried about losing Padme"
"...mmm hmm"
lmao
You honestly make hilarious Star Wars skits. I love 'em! Keep making 'em! And keep the good work, Master Alfox. Anakin's dream gone, carry on.
I like how the scene with Yoda and Anakin is basically just how it went in the movies lol
I love sand, it’s smooth, fragile and calming, and it gets in master yoghurts coffee ☕️
Because _you’re_ the one sprinkling the sparkly crystals in his coffee? Must be some neuro-inhibitor soothing the itch you can’t scratch.
I wanted them to thank him for capturing the sith lord but say ”but we do not grant you the rank of master” 😅
To quote Chancellor Paperplane himself...
_"Deception done. Carry on."_
"this is wonderful! It's FAAIIR!"😂😂😂😂😂
To think Jar Jar Binks orchestrated all this behind the scenes from the very start, meesa really had the last laugh 😂
It's funny how the true hidden Sith Lord Jar Jar was never unmasked and manipulated the events of every movie.
he should write a thesis about the tragedy of darth pleagus the wise
We grant you the rank of Master, but we do not grant you a seat on this council.
That last line "well intelligence gone, carry on"
Stupidity gone, carry on.
"IT'S FAIR!" 😂😂😂
Fr though, i bet this happening was one of Anakin's day dreams
“Master windshield” “it’s fair” bruh😂
If anakin was smart, his life would be 1000% better.
If anakin was 1000% better, he would be smart.
Have you met a horny 19 boy who could be with a hoth woman and was "smart".
I have never seen such a thing
"BUT Anakin Is Smart"
Whoa, let's not go that far with those takes.
Why not?
Of ALL the things I thought Yoda would ever say, "That alien girl on my left.... I'd smash," caught me the most off guard. 💀
Brining balance to the force, getting the rank of master, just dream it was, carry on then.
The Seals are Good influence is strong with this one.
Anakin was right about one thing-his thesis has changed the field of Prequel Memes
“Intelligence gone, carry on”
Anakin waking up and realizing it was a force dream and now knows exactly how to have the life he wants.
Of course it was a Dream Anderson! We would never grant you the Rank of Master in real life. Well, Dreams gone, carry on.
2:21 Paperplane 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I love sand"
- smart Anakin
"Master Yoghurt" really had me.... 🤣🤣🤣
Anakin PhD is now canon yess
0:55
“C’mon, Anakin. Just trust me, bro.”
Why George Lucas didn’t use this incredible line will remain a mystery.
Bc no one was speaking like this back then
@cwcpants140 you must be fun at parties
@@growingoaksyes they were, trust me bro
You know he cant do that and why right?
@@hzaferke1891 no, do tell
"master yogurt"😭
Anakin's Master Card getting accepted but only in a dream. 😢
Nerp dis is cannon now
He could ask another card from Visas from kotor 2
'I'm just making small talk' love it, great job. definitely subbing.
This one story is THE BEST!! Sith gone, carry on.
Anakin has a doctorate in ruining papa Palpatine's plans
I lost it at 1:43😂
Honestly, same, she was always my wcw
1:36 for me
“Just forget about it bro”
“Oh, ok” 😂
Best plot twist ever. 2:51
Anakin asking for sources and Palpatine not having them reminded me of the reverse situation in Shattered Glass xD.
"Yes! This is fair!"
Should've known it was a dream when Anakin was granted the title of master.
2:13 “wait, I can’t fly.”
I’m rolling💀
Same
2:12
All of Anakin's nightmares about Padme are a temporal paradox caused by his own actions in trying to act on it.
1:36 I am firmly inclined to believe that in his closest buddies would definitely tease him as master forehead.
No its from Star Wars: Return of The Deathsticks
For a moment there, Anakin went full-blown limitless!
I nearly choked to death at:
"The alien girl on my left? I'd smash"
10/10
"Just let go bro" you couldn't have summarized it better. And I love Anakin's response: "oh, ok."
Dude this is incredible!! I'd watch this entire saga and its spin-offs. So good.