@@NicoGaming771 Imagine a world Anakin, free of the Jedi! Where nobody can call me out for my outlandish claims! A WORLD WHERE I CAN RETURN BECAUSE OF PLOT REASONS!
Tbh, "trust me bro" is the correct scientific basis here. After all, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise is a historic event. There is no stronger source for it than contemporary witnesses (be it written or oral). And Palpatine is just that. Though, it might be necessary to disclose that fact to gain increased believability.
Remember how Neo was a genius hacker, but forgot all about that once he found out his world was a computer program? To the point that the Oracle would say he was "not too bright" to his face? It's the Hero's Journey. Sucks the brains right out.
tbf his choices were to stick with his best friend who always cared for him and is basically also his loan father, or a sect of old arrogant guys who claim they are your family despite disrespecting you all the time. Also the friend offered you help with your issues while the old guys just told you to forget about it
Irony is had Anakin actually stayed behind like Mace ordered and he defeated Palps, Anakin would’ve been made master following Sidious’s death and the end of the clone wars
หลายเดือนก่อน +21
@@lawrencetalbot8346 a long standing argument is that Palpatine threw the fight against Windu, or at the very least made himself to seem less powerful to lure Anakin into saving him. So it is possible that Palpatine would at least survive against Windu if Anakin hadn't shown up.
@that's a stretch since it's Anakin who also told the truth to the Jedi Council and he needs to consider A) he is sure he fooled Anikin B)Anakin would come on time to save him
"we grant you the rank of master but not a chair b..." "What this is outrageous an unfair" "Because all our chairs are custom made and yours will only arrive next week" "Oh ok then"
Ikea drove Anakin to the Dark Side. Anakin: I just can't put this chair together! THERE ARE PARTS MISSING!!!! I'm gonna go kill some younglings or something! Chancellor: Yes! I knew giving Ikea that "sole provider" contract would pay off!
I think the end would've been better if it was Darth Vader waking up from a dream. Thinking about the life he could have lived, if he had made different decisions all those years ago.
Palpatine's fate was even worse than you think. Mace just cut off his hands so that he could not shoot lightning from his fingies. Then, for the rest of his life, Palpatine had to sit in a cell where Anakin would visit him every day and read from his thesis.
Behind the obvious humor the depth of economical satire in this is impressive, especially of the Jedi Council. Also, “We’re running low on spice and death sticks. Maybe we should grab some stuff from the underworld.” 😂
This man is a genius. Wonderful writing, very creative and funny. This is a wonderful use of AI voices. The monotony of the AI voice actually adds to the comedy combined with the genius and comical script. Done well, Alfox. Sadness gone, carry on
"Time to take out the Trash, Chancellor " It was at that moment Palpatine Knew He Fucked up, Master Windshield rolled up with his Jedi Squad ready to whoop some Sith Arse.
Jedi death squad hopped up on spice and death sticks. Poor Palps didn't realise Sith powers didn't include sick spins through the air. Plagueis had been trolling him.
That ending is basically how every What If is to Anakin and everyone in universe....a dream of what could be that never happens despite the positive outcome it has....
@@warlordofbritannia Yeah because if this happened there would have been no darth vader, no stromtroopers, and no grandiose uprising of Luke Skywalker.
@@CoolSs A dichotomy is simply a scenario where two possible answers exist in direct opposition to each other, whether it be a binary choice (yes/no, true/false, the American political system) or more prosaically when two forces are in tension with each other (see Anakin’s thesis on how the Tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise at first seems a dichotomy between the quest for immortality and mortal imperfection, but is actually more about the false promises that the Dark Side tries to seduce one with).
Please like & comment. ;)
Jedi won, carry on.
So if only Anakin would have called master Yoda for master yogurt the entire order 66 thing could have been prevented?
Interesting... 🤔
Don't underestimate the power of the paper plane.
Read the title and just though: so nothing changed?
AI wrote this
Academic Anakin is rapidly becoming my favorite Anakin
You should see the channel that made the over academic Anakin!
It's over! Academics have the high ground!
@@Kasperthedancer
You underestimate my…pseudo-intellectualism? Anti-intellectualism? Blissful ignorance?
@@VeryEvilGM you mean the one where Anakin can never shut up about his thesis?
@@StevenZissimos
Yup.
Anakin - source?
Palpatine - I made it up
Palpatine -- "Trust me, bro..."
“Nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”
"MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE F**K UP!"
@@NicoGaming771
Imagine a world Anakin, free of the Jedi! Where nobody can call me out for my outlandish claims! A WORLD WHERE I CAN RETURN BECAUSE OF PLOT REASONS!
Tbh, "trust me bro" is the correct scientific basis here.
After all, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise is a historic event. There is no stronger source for it than contemporary witnesses (be it written or oral). And Palpatine is just that. Though, it might be necessary to disclose that fact to gain increased believability.
I lost it on "Master Forehead" and "Master Windshield" lol
And the capstone "Chancellor Paperplate"
master yoghurt
Omg I was about to comment this fkd me up lol master forehead😂☠️😂💀
@@gendoruwo6322 the yogurt name came from spaceballs
🤣🤣💀
"This is wonderful! It's fair!" 😂😂😂
😭😭😭
Good buoy Annie
That one took me out for sure 😅
HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE WORD, HE SAID "DICHOTOMY".
Anakin’s thesis is now Meme Wars canon
I clapped! I fluffin’ love dichotomy!!!
Just before this I watched a Seals Are Good video. His thesis really is something to consider.
OH GOD NO DON’T SAY THAT HE’LL BE TALKING ABOUT HIS THESIS FOR HOURS
That was my exact thought when he said that word
Gotta love how Anakin is supposedly a child genius and then became a victim of space TikTok or something, turning his brain into an orange.
duhibbleglaze deeherflergen
Remember how Neo was a genius hacker, but forgot all about that once he found out his world was a computer program? To the point that the Oracle would say he was "not too bright" to his face? It's the Hero's Journey. Sucks the brains right out.
tbf his choices were to stick with his best friend who always cared for him and is basically also his loan father, or a sect of old arrogant guys who claim they are your family despite disrespecting you all the time. Also the friend offered you help with your issues while the old guys just told you to forget about it
@@kevincrady2831but then he figures out how to hack it.
@@kevincrady2831plot armor,not even once
"Why don't you back that up with a source?"
"I AM the source!"
You can't handle the source!
the dark side of the source is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
@@ashxxiv Could I learn this power?
Not from the official material...
To be fair, he was
Palpatine never lied, he just conveniently ommited the whole final cruelty of the sith bit where its never worth it
My source is biggus dickus
*"Could you please cite the sources from wich you derive this information?"*
LOVE THIS ANAKIN ❤
First hand experience ＜（－︿－）＞
Anakin: please show me the peer reviewed scientific studies.
Palpatine: just trust me bro
😂😂😂
Nah
Peer reviewed scientific studies = The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
Not Palpatine, Paperplane!
Show me the peer reviewed study of how Palpatine survived episode 6
🤣🤣 "This is wonderful! It's FAIR!!!
This is hilarious.
Irony is had Anakin actually stayed behind like Mace ordered and he defeated Palps, Anakin would’ve been made master following Sidious’s death and the end of the clone wars
@@lawrencetalbot8346 a long standing argument is that Palpatine threw the fight against Windu, or at the very least made himself to seem less powerful to lure Anakin into saving him. So it is possible that Palpatine would at least survive against Windu if Anakin hadn't shown up.
@ Nah that discredits Windu who I think is a powerful enough duelist to take down palps
@that's a stretch since it's Anakin who also told the truth to the Jedi Council and he needs to consider A) he is sure he fooled Anikin B)Anakin would come on time to save him
Yesss. This is the paramount comment. This was the biggest lol for those who know the movie
"Just let go bro" that is a very wise advise.
That was just abridged. It's still canon.
“This is wonderful. It’s fair!” 😂
IT'S FAIR
he IS smart, he wrote his whole thesis on the dichotomy inherent in the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
Wide*
Withe*
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
That doesn't sound smart.
And yet, he didn't take the high ground.
= Anakin is an idiot
"we grant you the rank of master but not a chair b..."
"What this is outrageous an unfair"
"Because all our chairs are custom made and yours will only arrive next week"
"Oh ok then"
This is wonderful, it’s fair!
Chair here, let us cheer.
Ikea drove Anakin to the Dark Side.
Anakin: I just can't put this chair together! THERE ARE PARTS MISSING!!!! I'm gonna go kill some younglings or something!
Chancellor: Yes! I knew giving Ikea that "sole provider" contract would pay off!
@@dirdib69 hmm, now I'm wondering what a Coruscant version of Harbor Freight would be like.
That is awesome@@kbanghart
"I can tell you're worried about losing Padmé."
"Uh-huh..."
That one got me
“MASTER FORHEAD” 😂😂 Genius! 💯
"Uuhhh.... shit" -emperor palpatine
😂
It's chancellor paperplane
Not.yet.
Chancellor Paperplane said calmly
Still better than “somehow Palpatine returned.”
Paperplane gone, carry on
intelligence gone, carry on
you can't lose something that you never got(im talking about Anakin's inteligence)
@@MrTimPL such is the dichotomy in life, where in his dreams anakin is a genius in reality, he is not
I misread the first line as "Palpatine gone" lol
I thought they called him paper plate haha
Heyyy image buddies
"Could you supply scientific studies that support your claim ?" Hahahaha XD
touche.
Anakin waking up and realizing it was a force dream and now knows exactly how to have the life he wants.
Anakin basically said "That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?" and poor old papa Palps couldn't provide
Anakin knew he made it the fuck up.
Oh, he could've. After all, he, as an eye wittness of the corresponding events, could be considered the source for it himself.
Well he did do his jedi thesis on it and is well versed in the dichotomy.
Ah, good ol' Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Those were good times...
@@advocatusdiaboli9971 eye witness testimony is fairly weak evidence given how fallible memory can be
I think the end would've been better if it was Darth Vader waking up from a dream. Thinking about the life he could have lived, if he had made different decisions all those years ago.
And if he weren’t a fucking idiot.
He should have gone for that Doctorate 😅
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
That actually happened in the now Legends comic series "Darth Vader and the lost command"
This.
"Yes! This is fair!"
Should've known it was a dream when Anakin was granted the title of master.
“Just forget about it bro”
“Oh, ok” 😂
“This is wonderful! It’s FAIR!”
Lol
I lost it there
I'm gonna start using that one. lol Oh, man.
Master Yogurt is the best therapist. CHANGE MY MIND!!!!!!!
Welp, considering his comments about Aayla Secura, he's also the-best-the-rapist. 😂😂
He's a frog guy with a glow-in-the-dark light stick. Mind gone. Carry on!
"Just let go Bro" Master Yogurt sounds like a Chad College Student lmao "Ya Just got let it go Man".
DA SCHWARTZ
He is dead - kinda
Master yogurt was the wisest one on the council he should know paperplane was a sith lord.
"IT'S FAIR!" 😂😂😂
Fr though, i bet this happening was one of Anakin's day dreams
Palpatine's fate was even worse than you think. Mace just cut off his hands so that he could not shoot lightning from his fingies. Then, for the rest of his life, Palpatine had to sit in a cell where Anakin would visit him every day and read from his thesis.
Thesis title: "On the nature of sand"
@@drt1605 on the DICHOTOMY!
That sounds like hell. Especially Anakin reading his thesis aloud to Uncle Palps.
He couldn't shoot it from his fingers, but he could shoot it from another appendage
I guess the Jedi way is opposed to execution but ambiguous on the subject of psychological torture.
“ we are running low on spice and death sticks “ … finally someone has their priorities straight 😂
Seems like he has been watching the Star Wars saga made by Auralnauts. 😂
i blame that jar jar guy he wasn't sharing the death sticks
@@Taxevader-gk9msI’d love to toke on death sticks with Darth jar jar
@@jukebox1138 mesa had to give Death Sticks up they made me moey moey crazy
Thats an interesting point Master Forehead.
Behind the obvious humor the depth of economical satire in this is impressive, especially of the Jedi Council. Also, “We’re running low on spice and death sticks. Maybe we should grab some stuff from the underworld.” 😂
“This is wonderful! This is fair!” 😂😂😂
'THIS IS WONDERFUL! It's fair!'
... spectacular work bro
When Anakin Skywalker regularly takes balanced force meds.
“It’s fair” I fucking cackled
0:33 "I can tell you're worried about losing Padme."
"MMhhm..." 🙄(see's right through his attemps to emotionally manipulate him lol)
This man is a genius. Wonderful writing, very creative and funny. This is a wonderful use of AI voices. The monotony of the AI voice actually adds to the comedy combined with the genius and comical script. Done well, Alfox. Sadness gone, carry on
Haha, thank you very much ;)
Perfectly encapsulates my thoughts on this video.
Yep, the monotony of the voices is half the charm 🤣
Check out auralnauts if you like Star Wars parody.
"I can tell you're worried about losing Padme"
"...mmm hmm"
lmao
Master forehead 😂 master yogurt 🤣🤣 master windshield omfg lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
"THIS IS WONDERFUL! ITS FAIR!" 😂
Is this the Anakin from "Seals are Good"?
Was totally expecting him to mention his thesis.
You see the dichotomy here, don’t you?…You will now witness the destructive power of this fully armed and operational thesis!
Nope, it's a coincidence 😂
@@-Alfox-
In my experience there are no coincidences.
only a sith deals in coincidences.
Yeah? Well "there are no oogways" - Master Accident @warlordofbritannia
Master forehead 😂
Master windshield 💀
@@jokerman9295 Master Yogurt DX
Master yogurt
Senator paper plane
“THIS IS WONDERFUL, ITS FAIR!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Anakin is smart...
Palpatine: "Ummm. Shit."
I couldn't stop laughing!
Stupidity gone, carry on.
0:55
“C’mon, Anakin. Just trust me, bro.”
Why George Lucas didn’t use this incredible line will remain a mystery.
Bc no one was speaking like this back then
@cwcpants140 you must be fun at parties
@@cwcpants140yes they were, trust me bro
You know he cant do that and why right?
@@hzaferke1891 no, do tell
"This is wonderful! Its fair!"😂😂
Master Windshield took me out bro 💀💀💀
"master yogurt"😭
I love sand, it’s smooth, fragile and calming, and it gets in master yoghurts coffee ☕️
Because _you’re_ the one sprinkling the sparkly crystals in his coffee? Must be some neuro-inhibitor soothing the itch you can’t scratch.
“This is wonderful! It’s fair!” Hahahaha
Palpatine's "hum.. Shit" was perfectly executed
"Time to take out the Trash, Chancellor " It was at that moment Palpatine Knew He Fucked up, Master Windshield rolled up with his Jedi Squad ready to whoop some Sith Arse.
Jedi death squad hopped up on spice and death sticks. Poor Palps didn't realise Sith powers didn't include sick spins through the air. Plagueis had been trolling him.
The “ITS FAIR” killed me 😂😂😂😂
Padme: “Yes, you dummy.” lol
If anakin was smart, his life would be 1000% better.
If anakin was 1000% better, he would be smart.
Have you met a horny 19 boy who could be with a hoth woman and was "smart".
I have never seen such a thing
- Where the heck is Anakin?
- He is not coming, chancellor PAPERplan. And now time to take out trash.
"This is wonderful! It's fair!"
"You're so smart annakin." Killed me....😂
"This is wonderful! It's fair!" XD
That ending is basically how every What If is to Anakin and everyone in universe....a dream of what could be that never happens despite the positive outcome it has....
Ironic, isn’t it? The best ending for Anakin is the worst for the franchise’s existence.
What if Prequels were good
@@warlordofbritannia Yeah because if this happened there would have been no darth vader, no stromtroopers, and no grandiose uprising of Luke Skywalker.
@@Mad_racc00n Master Windows can be Darth Vader or even Master Yogurt.
Truly it is a dichotomy- without suffering… there can be no story…. No character development. And most importantly we cannot all be Geniuses 😅
2:13 “wait, I can’t fly.”
I’m rolling💀
Same
Anakin: do you have a single fact to back that up
Palpatine: it came to me in a dream
"Intelligence gone, carry on." Hindsight will have to do. LOL
"this is wonderful! It's FAAIIR!"😂😂😂😂😂
How people on Reddit think they sound.
I dont know how I got this recommended but I'm really glad it did, thanks for the video I had a blast (:
that alien girl on my left ... :D master yogurt has a fine taste :)
"BUT Anakin Is Smart"
Whoa, let's not go that far with those takes.
Why not?
"this is wonderful. It's fair."
Epic what if scenario.
Master Forehead and Master Windshield had me cracking up
2:42 I'm still laughing! "This is wonderful, this is fair!" 😂
Same here 💀💀💀
After all, Anderson always has been best bounty hunter around
2:36 so wholesome
Lol the council still wouldn't have given him master for doing all that
1:36 I am firmly inclined to believe that in his closest buddies would definitely tease him as master forehead.
We grant you the rank of Master, but we do not grant you a seat on this council.
"take a rank, master skywalker"
“Intelligence gone, carry on” 😂 I’m gonna start using that
"well, intelligence gone, carry on" words to live by
"Just let go bro" you couldn't have summarized it better. And I love Anakin's response: "oh, ok."
I like how the scene with Yoda and Anakin is basically just how it went in the movies lol
Anakin playing New Game Plus here XD "How I Died as a Sith Lord, but then Reincarnated as my Younger Self!"
"Well, intelligence gone, carry on". I felt that.
he should write a thesis about the tragedy of darth pleagus the wise
Sith gone, carry on
Master Yogurt lol. And also, the “um, shit” got me.
Master Forehead is my favorite jedi name now
To quote Chancellor Paperplane himself...
_"Deception done. Carry on."_
“Oh come on Anakin just trust me bro” 😂😂
Chancellor paper plane 😂
Chancellor Paperplane?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brining balance to the force, getting the rank of master, just dream it was, carry on then.
Dichotomy you say?
best word of the video
I still don't know what that word means.
@@CoolSs
A dichotomy is simply a scenario where two possible answers exist in direct opposition to each other, whether it be a binary choice (yes/no, true/false, the American political system) or more prosaically when two forces are in tension with each other (see Anakin’s thesis on how the Tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise at first seems a dichotomy between the quest for immortality and mortal imperfection, but is actually more about the false promises that the Dark Side tries to seduce one with).
@@warlordofbritannia thanks.
Obi-Wan, my allegiance is to Academia, to Dichotomy!
"Well, intelligence is gone, carry on"
Me, going out of bed after a night of severe overthinking.
"Oh come on Anakin, just trust me bro"
(С) Palpatine
Anakin's Master Card getting accepted but only in a dream. 😢
Nerp dis is cannon now
He could ask another card from Visas from kotor 2
Anakin PhD is now canon yess
yoda really said his thoughts
we grant you the rank of master, but you dont take a sit
anakin: WHAT? I WOKE EARLY, IM TIRED, ITS UNFAIR... BUY CHAIRS
*becomes sh¡t lord eitherway*
The Seals are Good influence is strong with this one.
Anakin was right about one thing-his thesis has changed the field of Prequel Memes