What You, a Mouse and A Hyena All Have in Common (and why ducks are evil)
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Hippies: *We should be more natural and be more like nature…*
HoodNature: “Imma stop you right there homeboy.”
We should live like bobonos instead
@@rommdan2716 the true calm monkes
This should have a LOT more likes!!
I have said to stupid people forever that nature it crazy. Wish I knew of this dude sooner so I could send the here.
I mean,Charles Mason was a hippie after all
Wholeheartedly believe Disney made a whole generation hate hyenas for no real reason
Ya
Hyena females have penises
Only reason i need
Mine was a book series
@@thatdamncrow9197 WHAT
@@thatdamncrow9197 Hyenas are futanaris. Anime isnt all fake.
Cat lovers: "dogs are cute but I prefer cats"
Dog owners: *"A parasite is the only logical explanation for why these humans like this murderous feline freak of nature"*
... It makes people take risks, well i can be less afraid of my cat than my parents but if someone tells me to jump from a 5-meter wall, i won't (it wouldn't kill me...)
if i was a human, of course... And... If i had... Parents... OR DO I HAVE
but i've liked cats long before I had the chance to touch one.
probably because of tom and jerry
I will love on other people's dogs, I grew up with dogs, will not own a dog.
My favorite animal is the poison dart frog
@@lizardboi682 for the love of- GUYS! WHO LET (fading away) bright in 682's chamber? Hes on a computer!
That parasite explains alot on why Tom isn't able to kill Jerry. Cause if Jerry was a normal mouse, he wouldn't be able to punch the shit out of a cat's eye without hesitating.
i somewhere heard that tom and jerry are friends and that tom acts that way so that his owner would not replace for another cat that will really try to kill jerry and jerry plays along too
@@MrSamir4599 That's partly true. There was an old cartoon where that's basically what happens. Personally, I think they're just fickle friends...just like Bugs and Daffy.
jeffy
Im glad im not the only one who thought of them.
Leopard seals legit look like a prehistoric creature, like a dinosaur-like thing, even though I know they're mammals. They're awesome but terrifying
Kinda off topic but Drafonflys are legit prehistoric animals and where on earth even before Dinasours🔥
Perhaps evolved to fill the niche left by marine reptiles. If Orcas are like Mosasaurs, leopard seals are like the Nothasaurs; early marine reptiles from the Triassic where they weren’t the dominant predators but still ate the primary consumers and low teir secondary consumers. Or also the smaller Pliosaurs, the short neck marine reptiles who filled the same niche. the leopard seal is near the top of it’s habitat, if it hypothetically crossed paths with orcas, the orcas would dominate it in the way massive Tylosaurs and Mosasaurs dominated smaller marine reptiles and sharks.
@the hevy but did you know dragonflies used to be bigger than a car smarty?
@@josephhoover4542 But Dinosaurs are cooler.
@@tootieisgod6015 I knew they could get as big as hawks but not cars. you talking Rc cars right?
Learning that the Falcon Punch is a real thing is the best part of my day.
FALCON
*PAWNCH!!!*
I love it.
Reminder that it’s also the exact same thing as the Falcon Kick
Hell yeah falcon pawnch
Even with slo mo, u still miss it
I was driving home from a late night at work once and actually personally witnessed a mouse going up to a cat and like actively trying to fight it. The cat honestly seemed more confused about the situation than anything.
@sewer~rat I mean, yeah, the mouse wasn't exactly going to have much success on that front lol
@sewer~rat lmao that's amazing
@sewer~rat im screenshotting this
Legit the cat:
"E-Excuse me? Sir, do you mind?"
Honestly who wouldn't be confused by that lol
I laughed way too hard at “Falcon Punch is a real thing and it’s devastating.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really wish a falcon punches a human so we get the idea of how bad it can be
I like to think leopard seals are what sharks would look like if they were mammals
Yup
All seals make me think, this is an aquatic dog. Leopard Seals are the Cane Corso of the sea
They’re literally the size of some sharks, in fact
Well technically that'd be an orca but still that observation is pretty accurate.
Sharks...are....mammals.
No joke about the ducks. We had a male this year who lost his mate to a raccoon, and he ended up fixating all his frustration onto our pitbull. She didn't understand what was happening and just thought he was playing, and one day ended up taking him off the census cuz he wouldn't stop going after her.
Ducks know no fear.
Ducks know no mercy.
Poor dog.
Hol'up. You worded that weirdly, so just to make clear - the dog killed the duck, not the other way around, right?
@@EGeorgev the dog (she) killed the duck (he).
@@EGeorgev yes XD
5:40 holy cow! So glad there was a slowed down version because I couldn’t tell what had happened. I was confused that the duck was on the ground and was all of a sudden hurting. I didn’t realize Falcons would hunt so low to the ground like that. That’s insane.
Oh Lord, the speed of a falcon!
Rust is one hell of detourant for many pests, especially the ones we can't see. They hate it for some reason. I have never seen anything camp out in the most rusted parts of a car, not even critters. Maybe evidence of something being there before but nobody calls it home after it's completely covered in rust. The bearded vulture likely rubs itself down with richly rustful soil to protect itself from parasites. It's like a sand bath that sticks.
Kind of reminds me of that myth about how fairies hate iron (which makes sense when you think about what happens to iron).
@@cartooncritique6625 Could you please elaborate, I'm curious
@@Carpatouille Basically, iron is the metal that's quickest to rust, and if rust is indeed a deterrent then those old myths about fairies might have a little something to them.
@@Carpatouille The only reason I mentioned fairies is because they're often depicted as nature spirits with many of them taking on the form of animals.
@@cartooncritique6625 Oh I see now, thanks for your answer, it makes sense now
"that's like nine Usain bolts"
Ah yes, the American metric system
XDDDDDDD. That's how I always fell when he talks about pounds and feet and I am like what?
And then he talks about Usain Bolt
@@Ola-cb1xt it's more effective tbh, we've seen him run so it's easier to imagine what 9 times his speed would look like
@@aychazyt6987 exactly. We know this so we have only to multiple it nine times. But pounds and feet are just weird
@@Ola-cb1xt here we use kilograms instead of pounds and it's kinda easier, and the feet is basically half your arm so..
@@aychazyt6987 in my coutry we use kilometers and meters for height and kilos for weight. Thanks for explaining me feet.
Hyena Cub: Ok well I want to survive so I’ll try and stay behind the bigger hyenas until I can defend myself.
Parasite: Lol wanna see a big homicidal kitty up close?
it is just a theory, aome studies say it does affect hosts others see no effect of that at all
Follow the cheese.
Hyena Cub: Gee Whilikers do I!!??
@@LokiToxtrocity I’m not the only one thank goodness
@@warumauchimmer7396 dude u dont know anything
Thanks for preceding that clip of the duck getting falcon-punched by the peregrine with the duck grape facts. Makes me feel less guilty about seeing a murder in progress.
Wait, w h a t?
@@Akashathesilentassassin certain species of duck are in an arms race of non-consensual sex. The lady ducks grow increasingly long and circuitous vajays to prevent rape sperm from getting in there, while the males grow long, loopy penises that explode out in a fraction of a second as a response.
@@romxxii Honestly, those specific species of male ducks are rapists. Feel bad for the female ducks.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker r@pe is a human concept... It does not exist in nature
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 Who gives a shit?
the bone eating bird looks badass as ell, gives off serious anime villain vibes
It gets even cooler when you know that in spanish it is called quebrantahuesos which roughly translates to "bone shatterer"
The sea lions closest cousin is a bear? So I guess sea-bears are cannon after all. Spongebob gets it right again.
Water bears are a real thing too. And they’re badass.
@@janlynnmccoy4067 until two of them Fallout. Then they become meme material. Pun intended.
Tbf the show creator was in fact a marine biologist
let's all remember that Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of Spongebob, was a marine biologist
AY
Seriously, he literally wants you to realize that ducks are the embodiment of evil.
I mean where’s the lie though?
He goes for ducks hippos and orcas like they took his wallet
The eggs are wonderful tho.
@@HM4Hill they did/would/will
@JustMe Sheesh! I’ve never seen them go for dogs. I’ve only seen them go after each other. Yikes
2:42 that's not even the best part of the legend. He received a prophecy that he'd be struck from the heavens, and so he refused to leave his house during storms. One sunny morning, he stepped outside, and the bird mistook his bald head for a rock, and dropped the turtle on it.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck or a goose is watching you.
I have this fear, tbh. Had some geese near a field near our house and they were aggressive as hell and super noisy all the time. Haven't heard from them in some time though. Maybe they went elsewhere or died of old age and exhaustion from too much honking.
NEW FEAR UNLOCKED
That parasite makes those animals act like over confident little brother
parasite*
Yeah, it's not a good sign
My mom haves it in her blood but it's not active
@@analaurapalacioscabrera4494 toxoplasmosis is transmissible from mother to foetus.
Also, that's how one of the character dies in Trainspotting.
@@analaurapalacioscabrera4494 i have it also. For over 30 years.
@@nilspochat8665 been to many doctors never ever heard that.
The leopard seal that gave the human a dead animal was trying to marry him
They even posted his rejection on TH-cam for millions to see 😔
@@RaV3nn If they weren't such terrifying murder machines, I might have felt bad for the leopard seal... Okay, maybe I feel a little bad. Posting the rejection online for all to see is pretty brutal, honestly. Lmao!
"Moral of this video; Dinosaurs never left, they've been here the whole fucking time." 😭
"Owning a sugar glider is like adopting an ice sculpture in August"
*cackles in Australian*
February in that hemisphere.
Ngl that Bone-Eating Featherboi looks dope as shit
Ikr
They look so cool and also kinda pretty in a weird way. That or I have a really weird concept of beauty.
@@okegomloser6151 we all got diff concepts of beauty and I for one agree :)
@@okegomloser6151 I agree, their feather pattern is really pretty (in a badass way lol)
Same
You should do a list of animals that "writes their own obituary." For no real reason.
Who is this man? A biology major?
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Lol
Sugar gliders if you own them as pets
Rats seeing a KFC deep frier
@@vcsa681 or the babirusa, since their body has a built in suicide
They have tusks that penetrate out of their snout, but they do a 180 and point at their brain, and they will grow into their head and they stab themselves in the brain without the babirusa's consent
If you a fox as a pet, get a shiba inu dog instead… basically the same damn thing but shibas are slightly easier to train and care for.
Also foxes stink, really badly and the smell of fox pee will stick to you in ways you’re unable wash off. And since with most animals peeing on each other can be a sign of affection if your pet fox loves you they will ruin your social life
Nah, Shibas are the wrong type of dog for the vast majority of people that want them. Large spitz breeds just need way more exercise than most people are willing to put time aside for. (To be honest, though, most people that want a dog should really educate themselves first. The amount of obsese dogs that I see on a daily basis is heartbreaking)
That kinda defeats the whole point of having a fox. It has to look like a fox
2:51 I can come up with three potential reasons:
1. It makes them more dominant and masculine amongst the other vultures.
2. The red colouring can make them more sexually appealing to females.
3. They look like the bloodthirsty, scary, war-torn, demon birds they are, so basically…
The red colouring may be just a way to make them look hella gangster.
EDIT: It’s basically for the drip.
From what ive read its not really a gender thing the females are usually bigger, stronger and more red than the males. Since they have no predators, only eat from the dead and basically have no competion on the bone source but their own species, they dont need camouflage for anything so they try to look as menacing as possible to eachother. So yeah they do that for the drip
Tbh, it could also be a parasite deterrent of sorts.
*_"Probably why THIS guy can't pull"_* Now that's just disrespectful🤣🤣🤣
also, Happy Birthday!
@@gigachad2399 I’m reporting you for spamming that link
Then again, Squidward should have 8 tentacles if he's an octopus. He's openly admitted that he only has 6, meaning it's not just an animation error. Maybe he's like the one that detaches its tentacle for a female to use as a penis, meaning he has at least two chicks at a time we don't see.
Although there was that post-Hillenburg spongebob episode where he complains that he's lonely and finds a date, so maybe I'm wrong. Also means he got dumped or that was a flash forward to the last day of Squidward's life and the end of the series.
Some poison dart frogs can actually be very dedicated mothers. They'll lay their eggs in damp places on the forest floor but then females will carry the tadpoles on their backs up into the trees to put them in pools of water that form in certain plants that grow in the canopy. Since we're talking about the rainforest, the plants the mother frogs take their tadpoles to can be more than 50 feet off the ground which is quite the trip when you're less than an inch long. Some mother frogs will make the round trip up and down a tree multiple times so they can move their tadpoles to other pools or lay unfertilized eggs for the tadpoles to eat.
Reading about his death makes me think Escalus was just murdered with a club or rock from behind and that was a lie to cover it up.
"Dude, no I didn't kill him, I saw a bigass bird drop a turtle on him, no cap!"
Month later edit: Read "Small Gods" by Terry Pratchett instead of yelling at me in DMs.
I’ve learned a lot of bad things about animals…
But I still think they’re all precious, must be protected at all costs and want to pet them all.
@XhiXhi nah, but the injuries would be worth it.
@XhiXhi He's saying yes
@XhiXhi depends on the animal…
@XhiXhi yeah, but I’m sure (say) a non venomous lizard will kill me
@XhiXhi I mean the small ones you can find in your backyard.
Wait... So Sid could have just straight up murdered Diego if he tried anything? XD
I seem to recall there being one scene from Walking With Prehistoric Beasts (or some similar documentary) where just that happens. After seeing that, when I'd watch that scene Sid kicks Diego to provoke him into attacking him to help fake his own death, I'd chuckle to myself that he probably would've actually killed him with that kick and could've just used that to scare Carl and Frank off.
@@jaschabull2365 omg XD
wtfff💀
@Rkaale 123 I think Mammoths were still stronger, however he would definitely have a chance and it was probably cooler too
Sid is a savage. lol
I read the story about the photographer making friends with the leopard seal in nat geo kids magazine as a kid and it's adorable, the picture at 1:23 is actually a photo of that seal and the penguin it repeatedly tried to bestow upon the photographer (who politely declined much to her frustration)
Now that you say it, I kinda see the seal being happy giving his new friend a tasty snack.
Leopard seals are probably my favorite non-eared seals. I know that they're dangerous but they're kind of cute and scary at the same time but you must remember that everybody's got to eat and the penguins are on their menu and the leopard seals are on the Orcas menu so the Orca is the apex predator there, I'm pretty sure a Orca could even eat a polar bear if it wanted/get to one.
I love all animals, but nature is cruel at times.
"If it hits somebody and takes them off the census that's just a bonus"
You mean a *bone*-us right
It's actually an underrated comment
This man either gets a job as a biology teacher, or a TV show.
You mean he is a worthy contemporary succesor of David Attenborough 💚😜
Both
@@marjoleinsmolders1630 yeah. Hopefully Attenborough will live a long, healthy, happy, life!
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry yes of course David needs to break to world record as oldest man alive 👍
@@marjoleinsmolders1630 yes!
Fun fact, you can go frame-by-frame in a youtube video by pausing and typing "." to go forward a frame, and "," to go back a frame ---> That falco was only in 2 frames... that's how fast it was
But where do you type it?
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 click this time stamp: 5:59 - press the spacebar, or "k" to pause the video - then just type "." a bunch of times until the falcon enters frame. Type "," a bunch of times to go frame-by-frame in reverse
@@brooksmiller5597 THANK YOU!! I've wished so many times that there were a way to go frame by frame in a TH-cam video. I'm annoyed it took so long for me to learn about it.
@@brooksmiller5597 speak eat
WHAT
5:52 it was on camera for legitimately one frame imagine being slapped with that amount of disrespect
2:56 "They do it on purpose, we just don't know why."
Bearded Vulture: Cause it makes me look edgy af, that's why!!
This is probably late, but happy birthday!
@George Khoory wha why do you reply to this like it’s directed at you...????
@George Khoory oh thank you for explaining also sorry for the excessive question marks but weird joke if it’s a month or less away so still I’m questioning it
Early happy birthday tho
Thank you!!
@George Khoory dude same..
this man is teaching me more then what my teacher ever could
yea whatever talk about the video
I was homeschooled and I’m learning more here than with my mother(she barely let my dad teach me anything and she was a hateful woman).
𝓘𝓷𝓭𝓾𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓵𝔂
@@eddyhoopin dang let the guy talk about what they want
If you don't know the difference between then and than, you for sure will learn alot from these xD No offense :')
That picture with the leopard seal grabbing the penguin with their eye bulging out is terrifying and is going to hunt my dreams. A war crime to my brain cells.
I own three different species of these dart frogs! Funnily enough you showed all of them. They’re amazing little animals to watch. I own a group of five of the Golden darts actually. Non-poisonous obviously due to the diet being fruit flies, pinhead crickets and larvae from various flies.
What diet makes them poisonous
@@AirpigAnimations ants and termites which get the poison (alkaloids btw) from plants
@@AirpigAnimations Some ants are highly poisonous (IIRC some even have actual stingers ) and the frog will feed on them, inheriting the poison. This is quite common in nature, actually.
@@KlavierMenn Time to eat ants
That falcon punch is stupid fast!
Bro I was like "no fucking way did that duck get murked like that"
@@docpox3900 the duck shouldve ducked. (Idk but that line made me laugh so hard)
@@docpox3900I know lol 😂🙀🦆
I know right that ducks head flew of
Ikr. I was looking at a duck and all of a sudden it had a 5 second long seizure and died
That Satan Tweety is the most metal bird I've ever heard of... and seen.
Idk man seagulls ot shoebill storks might give them a run for their money
@@teddrickhargrave7338 shoebill storks LOOK metal and seagulls they’re just assholes
4:09 as someone who has ducks I can confirm this.
Is no one gonna talk about that Falcons speed. Like dang bruh
"when auto correct changes to what the duck, it exactly knows what it is doing."
Gold 🥇. Pure gold
""Best case scenario you'll be paralysed, worst case scenario you'll be a section in the newspaper" I'M DEAD
This man’s jokes are worth more than gold
Duck: *spine randomly explodes*
Peregrine Falcon: “Well hi” :)
When I was pregnant with my third son my husband (now ex husband) refused to clean the litter box. I was working a part-time job, taking care of 2 toddlers, doing all the laundry, cooking and housework but he decided because he had a full time job that I was too lazy to clean the box. I explained toxoplasmosis to him but the piece of feces didn't care. I ended up wrapping my face in a scarf and wearing rubber gloves to clean it twice a day. Praise God my third son was fine, no birth defects. Also praise the Lord I finally wised up and kicked the narcissist to the curb!
New Ager: Nature is better, humans are terrible.
Hood Nature:
Nah, humans are worse than anything Nature can pull
@@olivercane4018 I agree
@@olivercane4018 it depends on which criteria you are thinking of, we win by a long shot when it comes to the average morality but we cause way more harm to the world than basically all other animals combined
@@cedarc4705 Orcas.
@Rkaale 123 The funny thing is that the reason we create such horrifying weaponry capable of removing all life on earth is to protect out own communities
WAKE UP! NEW HOOD NATURE VID! Also might be late but happy birthday!
2:12 in Catalan they're known as trencalós, which literally means 'breaks the bone' or 'bone breaker' and I think that's metal as hell
I remember dealing with those massive sea lions when I lived in Alaska. The town had to literally build them their own hangout spot in the harbor so they’d stop breaking the docks and sinking boats. The place to gut/clean your fish was close to the boat ramp, and those sea lions were bold as hell to come and snatch the entrails or the entire fish… unless a bald eagle swoops in for first dibs.
And yes I have seen a sea lion get turned inside out in a morbid game of volleyball between killer whales.
I'm glad someone else is terrified of leopard seals like me.
The Batman animated series' penguin keept leopard seals in his night club.
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They have only killed one person ever. You should be more afraid of bears, they roam around neighborhood all the time
@@Sample-Text. Acts arent the only reason to be afraid of,They look absolutely terrifying and the way they left penguins carcasses is sometimes disturbing
5:39
the falcon is on-screen for the grand total of
*[2 FUCKING FRAMES]*
I believe it. You blink at that clip and it's just a duck going from upright to writhing on the ground. At normal speed, you see a super brief flash on the left side of the screen and nothing else.
Holy shit that thing is fast
im gonna do some HEAVY assumption based calculations. so first off lets assume the duck in question is a male mallard by the looks of it. the entire screen length is about 2 and a half of those. each male mallard grows to 55-60 centimetres in length so imma average that to 57.5. 57.5 x2.5 is 132.75cm. next assumption is that the falcon was there for EXACTLY 2 frames aka 1/30 of a second. this means the falcons speed was 3892.5cm/s or 38.925m/s or 143.37km/h. Bitch needs a speeding ticket
@@Adyitzy just googled it on a pray itr can go about 300-350 km/h so ur math are wrong, thank you
@@ArdoolYT dude, that just means that the falcon wasn't even using it's full power in the video.
“They do it on purpose, we just don’t know why”
Re: bone vulture dusting in red dirt
Maybe they just like the color 🤷🏻♀️
I can believe it but I also can’t believe how he just literally ended the segment about cat sht w “& that’s pssy power.”.. “now onto:” 👏💀
I never thought hyenas were evil. They just want food, and that’s understandable. Plus, they’re pretty cute.
Idk their laugh is kinda creepy
@@abirb7140 true.
They are hideous!! Especially when wet
@@Unknown-rf2jy watch this video again, look at the baby hyenas, and tell me that they aren’t some of the cutest little babies.
@@Unknown-rf2jy Bruh stop talking about yourself
Bruh Leopard Seals are a whole 'nother breed of scary,
just look at the 1st and 3rd screenshots😨
Ah I see a fellow legends enthusiast just like me
They're so cool but so creepy at the same time. Imo they actually look creepier than sharks
@@errortryagainlater4240 For real, they're just the right mixture of cool and scary,
"Perfectly balanced" if you will.
Theyve only killed one person, be more afriad of bears
@@Sample-Text. They've only killed one person because they live in Antarctica. They should have a healthy dose of respect and fear from humans.
I knew about the Falcon thing, but it’s still hilarious hearing you say it bro 🤣🤣🤣
That falcon clip was mind blowing.
“Vegeta Maze” is my favorite new nickname for a woman’s forbidden snake den.
*God be like:*
*Yeah,let's make what we did the previous year,what could go wrong?*
*Angel:Sir...why?*
*Is that a “God creates everything” reference?*
Take this 69th like
“If you wanna be a nerd about it, And you know me, I do.” Love that line. 😂😂😂
Ayy bro, love this content. As someone who has been around animals all my life because my mother is a volunteer animal rescuer its always great to find a fellow animal enthusiast.
I have to admit, it was a bit cathartic to see that Drake get murdered by the Falcon after all of that talk about Drakes being serial rapists.
Maybe we should call Falcons by a new name, something like "The Hand of God."
Also, happy birthday.
Love your channel.
stealing that for a conlang
Just knowing that sea lions are related to bears gives me flashbacks to that one Spongebob camping episode, you know the one.
C A M P F I R E S O N G SONG!
Time to draw some circles
As usual.....well worth the watch! Informative and brilliantly funny, haven't watched any of his content without laughing my arse off!
You know how fast the falcons are? That "Falcon Punch" joke? The falcon was only visible for _one frame._
The first time I heard about the bone eating birds I saw people calling them dragons, and tbh I still feel like that they’re the closest bird to dragons(much like how cassowaries are the closest bird we got to dinosaurs), cause really, those things just scream “fantasy terror” which is exactly the vibe a bird that makes you feel like you’re encountering a dragon should make you feel.
That is Ark Argentavis after a TLC update goes into real life instead of staying into the game
Well, birds are _legit_ dinosaurs, but Cassowaries decided to be like Kylo and mimic their ancestors.
Its also called a “Bearded Vulture” (Lammergeier)
Me who already is reckless and hates being afraid: this parasite is both ineffective and useful to me
Me too!
Same
I have had toxoplasmosis. It left me with a blind spot in my eye where it scarred the retiina. When I look back at some of the risks I took when younger I have to admit it probably made me more reckless.
A friend asked me if I was different post toxo than I was before and I replied "Probably, but if my behaviour was different before would I realise ? "
The lady I boarded with had nine cats. I don't dislike cats now but I can't pet them anymore.
I guess that's how I know I'm not affected despite owning cats, I become paranoid easily and don't take any risks. Then again mine may just not have it, one of my cats sucks at hunting (can catch them but doesn't understand how to kill them, he once dragged in a live rabbit and released it in the house, would probably do the same with any toxoplasma mice and just play around with them as they sit there) and the other pretty much exclusively kills rabbits and has had more success against airborne targets (a bat) than with rodents, not catching any.
@@redeye4516 In reality I was like that from childhood…no cats to blame it on at that time.
5:39 that Peregrine Falcon struck so fast you can barely see it, it legit was there for a single frame at around 5:40. If you go frame by frame when the video just changes from 5:39 to 5:40, you can see the falcon as a blur in the 2nd frame. And the accuracy! Broke that duck's neck at that speed?! DAMN NATURE.
I heard a story about a family friend who studied falcons. Said friend was watching a mated pair and their chicks. The mother went to hunt while the father was close by. An eagle murder one of the chicks while momma was gone. The next time momma hunting, the eagle came back for seconds. Then the father falcon punched the disrespectful eagle into oblivion.
"should've ducked bro" made laugh so hard 😂
Also can you do some prehistoric lifeforms like the hallucigenia or the griffinfly and more? That would freak people out alot.
Tully monster, brontoscorpi, Opabinia, euchambersia, tanystropheus
"Yeet his peet" had me 🤣🤣
Also, seals just do what they do cuz orcas do the same to them. The circle of life 😳
I've been cleaning litter boxes for 38 years and no, I don't have more than 4 cats and I'd rather stay home than drive the interstate.
You’re soon gonna get your own show or feature. Raw material and so much knowledge 👌🏾
Forget horror movies this channel gives me all the nightmare fuel I need for spooky season. I’m good. I’m done. …. And I’ll be back next week. Bc this sh*t is fascinating.
The fact the falcon was that fast.
Holy shit
The MF goes same speed as Bugatti Veyron. That's like the fastest car we made in the past decade. Not only that, the mf is basically dropping Bugatti speed worth of gravity on your head. That's just deadly. Does it go even faster or some shit?
i had heard a lot about them being the fastest animal, but actually seeing them do their thing puts it in a new perspective
Im here early and have nothing to say
Ironically you actually said enough 😄
Say happy birthday
Wait it says this was uploaded 5 days ago...and this comment was from 6 DAYS AGO???
I saw a Lammergeier in France once, and it was the most awesome, badass bird I have ever laid eyes on. I did not know about that iron oxide thing, and its so frigging cool.
6:02 i saw this before and thought a rock came out of the air and the falcon just followed it bc it was so fast
Foxes are terrible pets. They'll kill your social life.
Introvert be like: *Time to get a pet fox*
I'm an extrovert and I want a fox.
I mean, if you have the motivation and passion, why not, but it takes a lot more dedication, time, space and money than dogs or cats. You need to really think about it for quite some time and do a lot of preparation beforehand, or you're just going to ruin both animal and human lives.
It would probably be easiest to wait for them to be properly domesticated, _then_ we can have cute foxies for pets. In the meantime, I'm largely a cat person...
@@Dusk_Shade Or perhaps humans should stop trying to domesticate every goddamn animal just because they think it's cute. Humans are so selfish and greedy, istg. Wild animals should be left the fuck alone along with their natural habitats, but no, humans ruin all of that...
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker why you say humans and not we like you not the one yourself? Are you an alien or something.
And no you can't stop us from completeing the Pokedex
I'm guessing shamalan read about that parasite and said "hey, what if we cranked that up to 11?", and then made _the happening._
Bruv. You are always on point.
Free music choices are totally legit.
The only channel that allows me to watch a video without my attention span disorder starting. I can actually watch a whole video without daydreaming
7:41 So there are sea bears like that episode of spongebob
When he said that leopard seals could after people I started be a little more thankful that I’m not in antarctica right now.
Liked and subscribed. The channel I would have geeked out on as a child. Best think I've ever seen on YT
The falcon punch video reminds me a lot of that one video of the wrestler that got paralyzed. Still gives me chills.
I got toxisplasmosis when I was younger and I almost died. I do love cats though but I also like dogs, so I'm not sure about the obsession part. I can be reckless and have some psychological problems but that is based more on my family history.
the thing is there are mayn studies that show it influences behavior and also many that say it doesnt. In the end it may come down to the individual but we ant say that.
Also I am sorry hope you are good dude
@@warumauchimmer7396 I'm good. It ducked balls though. Imagine a fever that never goes down and having to be injected several times into your back. I was stuck in the hospital for a few weeks.
WTF
Is there a cure for it?
@@ByteDeity Antiparasitic medication, which is often not harmless itself, to the point where the only available treatment for African sleeping sickness, which is also parasitic, is a toxic organic arsenic compound. (It does depend on the parasite and the infected bodypart, though. But since toxoplasma goes to the brain, it probably isn't as easy to treat as something like a tapeworm.)
Luckily, the vast majority of people that get infected are basically asymptomatic, with the exception of small children, the immunocompromised and pregnant people, who are all at increased risk.
2:06 👀 Reminds me just how fragile we all are..
Thank u for ur hilarious and informative videos! One of my oldest friends just died of renal failure, my doggo has cancer and I'm unemployed now yet I can still laugh my ass off at ur kooky narration! Keep it up, ur awesome! ❤ from Chicago
2:30 I don’t know whether or not this pun was intentional
“If it hits somebody and takes them off the census thats just a bonus”
Bonus. BONE-nus
Okay, but Shrews are still the most hardcore fluff balls ever created.
Stellar's sea lion, closest thing to sea bears we're going to get.
The way that duck's neck bent... ouch... I get the feeling that real-life Falcon Punch resulted in brain bleeding, broken neck and a shattered skull at least, might've been even worse, well, ignoring the whole death bit, nothing is surviving a blow to the head at that speed.
'Yeet his peet' literally destroyed me. Fuckin great