Where's the bloke?

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  • From series 3 of Harry and Paul, uploaded in honour of Andy Gray and Richard Keys
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  • @James-jl4jt
    @James-jl4jt ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I always wondered what my dad was referencing when he keeps saying “where’s the bloke love, 2 sugars” whenever the football’s on

  • @mrmeldrew693
    @mrmeldrew693 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    It's all a laugh......until you try and watch Soccer Saturday in 2023.

    • @Toby_Bartlett
      @Toby_Bartlett 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The sketch is taking the piss out of people like you

    • @SteRDLK
      @SteRDLK 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Spacker

    • @maryoleary5044
      @maryoleary5044 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Correct!

  • @callum9679
    @callum9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Paul Whitehouse without a doubt one of the funniest men alive

    • @TheManLab7
      @TheManLab7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think Harry's better in my eyes and it looks like he does more scetches than Paul. But that’s just my opinion and view of things

    • @sallybannister6224
      @sallybannister6224 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches

    • @martinworld7214
      @martinworld7214 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sallybannister6224 Both of them would probably have put a full stop after better though .........

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHERE'S THE BLOKE!?

    • @vincebrannon3353
      @vincebrannon3353 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen.

  • @ricchardo
    @ricchardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "Get the bloke darling, Two sugars!! 😂🤣

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a gay thing 😂

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what? its sexism y'know women used to be housewife's, tf you getting gay from genuine question

    • @ricchardo
      @ricchardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ricchardo when I mean housewives I mean a time where woman were expected. Not to work rather than women who simply don't work like today

    • @DovahKanye
      @DovahKanye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ricchardo "spends all day at home called now?"
      Lazy bints mate innit.

  • @mir703
    @mir703 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    What every guy thinks when watching the footy these days

    • @SteRDLK
      @SteRDLK 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Spacker

  • @WetBandit-qo9xd
    @WetBandit-qo9xd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.

    • @robertmitchell2575
      @robertmitchell2575 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Absolute genius the split second two sugars.

    • @danielmarriott6580
      @danielmarriott6580 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If they had any decency they'd turn that kind of shite down.

    • @keinpietz7697
      @keinpietz7697 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danielmarriott6580 where's the bloke, fam?

    • @user-py5ct1go2s
      @user-py5ct1go2s 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂

    • @mattadders9819
      @mattadders9819 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Genius! 👏😂

  • @phippsa3
    @phippsa3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The "two sugars" got me 🤣🤣

    • @FahadAyaz
      @FahadAyaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same 😂 Said it so casually!

    • @jafar4marva
      @jafar4marva ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft.
      They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know.
      Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.

    • @marcbiff2192
      @marcbiff2192 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the eyes.

  • @foreverblues11
    @foreverblues11 12 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    "two sugars" hahahaha class.

    • @Juqqxman
      @Juqqxman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      check harrys face, almost corpsed

    • @cellistyami2798
      @cellistyami2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does two sugars mean here?

    • @donaldflump4586
      @donaldflump4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@cellistyami2798 It's suggesting that because she's a woman she should go and make them a tea with two sugars

    • @tinglestingles
      @tinglestingles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@donaldflump4586 spot on

    • @crappymeal
      @crappymeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Oj Yes that one he must be a yank?

  • @rocon86
    @rocon86 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Get the bloke darling, 2 sugars" 😂

  • @leatherman06
    @leatherman06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Paul Whitehouse’s face cracks me up 😂

    • @user-vi6wf4gh9x
      @user-vi6wf4gh9x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aye 🤣😂 best one is right at the end after she says "we'll be back after the break". The look of hopelessness on his face is golden

    • @jamessim1858
      @jamessim1858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now now the poor sod was born that way he never chose his boat race did eeee

    • @choclatesaltyballz
      @choclatesaltyballz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Johnny Depp called him the finest actor of all time

    • @leatherman06
      @leatherman06 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamessim1858 his expression

  • @EM-wd2vg
    @EM-wd2vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    This is me now when watching sky sports.

    • @ynwajft9612
      @ynwajft9612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      100% its a joke, Cant be listening to these women who never played at the higest level trying to tell us about football, cancelling sky soon...

    • @tracer1127
      @tracer1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      This is what happens happens when the equality brigade strike. We pay to watch stuff with crap presenters with little or no knowledge of the subject.

    • @C1ayd0n82
      @C1ayd0n82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Wow. You guys proving male chauvinism is alive and well

    • @ynwajft9612
      @ynwajft9612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@C1ayd0n82 You can virtue signal all you want mate but its the truth..people like you are the reason its like this...muppet...

    • @C1ayd0n82
      @C1ayd0n82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crowtales8828 good one

  • @volt7cooltangs701
    @volt7cooltangs701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    ..and if the Enfield walked in here I’d say Oi Enfield, you’re a bloody genius

  • @Neo-oq3rx
    @Neo-oq3rx ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The way he’s says where’s the bloke love while looking at his phone is the funniest bit 😂

  • @boytygaming4007
    @boytygaming4007 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Never has this been more accurate than now

  • @louispks
    @louispks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Exactly the way I feel when I hear Jermaine Jenas. Never thought I'd say I wish Mark Lawrenson would come back.

    • @somethinglikeanonymous1773
      @somethinglikeanonymous1773 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate JJ

    • @stephenogden5470
      @stephenogden5470 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil"
      Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!"
      Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!

    • @sallybannister6224
      @sallybannister6224 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @josefk332
      @josefk332 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).

    • @MIP0710
      @MIP0710 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josefk332 🥱

  • @robertmclean3612
    @robertmclean3612 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    This has aged beautiful must make fans still feel the same 😂

    • @Mr___X
      @Mr___X ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What begins as farce ends with spectral armbands and self righteous virtue signalling...or something like that.

    • @aurynwestwield1682
      @aurynwestwield1682 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr___X exactly, now I have to mute the commentary on most matches cos once again they stick their nose in where it's not wanted.

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where's the bloke?

    • @Lennon6412
      @Lennon6412 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it's meant to be a piss take of people with attitudes like yours

    • @gillianwooyeah
      @gillianwooyeah 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      What do you think this sketch is about, out of interest?

  • @petetube13
    @petetube13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Harry Enfield is just about to crack up right at the end. Superb.

  • @seancollins3605
    @seancollins3605 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Paul Whitehouse the Football Manager at half time, Pure Genius

  • @trueleo7893
    @trueleo7893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    This is absolutely honest.
    Takes comedy to bring up the elephant in the room.
    100% accurate.

    • @bengaliinplatforms1268
      @bengaliinplatforms1268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      About hiring token woman because of diversity?

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The elephant in the room being that old footballers turned pundits are chauvinistic wankers.

    • @royksk
      @royksk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She doesn’t look like an elephant 🤪

    • @outsidespac3
      @outsidespac3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      lol nice work showing you're too thick to understand the sketch. it's making fun of men who are like this, not endorsing this as reasonable behaviour

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@outsidespac3 they dont exist

  • @choclatesaltyballz
    @choclatesaltyballz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Love these 2 comedic geniuses

    • @fyodorseriencha6538
      @fyodorseriencha6538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd add her as well actually -in her role as a comedic actresses with some pizzaz, she's just irreplaceable, never mind how much work/ brains it takes.

    • @wrh152
      @wrh152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "love these two comedic geniuses and the bird, wossername"?

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHERE'S THE BLOKE?

  • @gishfan7007
    @gishfan7007 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Paul's timing & delivery is thing of beauty 😅👍

  • @TheWrathOfCam86
    @TheWrathOfCam86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's April from Peep Show! 👍

  • @paulkelly3561
    @paulkelly3561 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Will never tire of watching this. Absolutely brilliant. "Two sugars" and P.W.'s raised expression a split second later 😂😂.

  • @dnhy7951
    @dnhy7951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I thought she was going to say 'we'll be back after the bloke.'

  • @all-caps3927
    @all-caps3927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My favourite part was when they said “get the bloke”

    • @davidaston1644
      @davidaston1644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah🤣🤣🤣and when they said it again , I split my ribs laughing😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @cathalmcwilliams7189
      @cathalmcwilliams7189 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I missed that part. Lol

  • @Muckylittleme
    @Muckylittleme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Get the bloke"
    If only this sage advice had been listened to we wouldn't have to suffer female commentators today

  • @MattSingh1
    @MattSingh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    *Women: know your limits*

    • @tillyt4054
      @tillyt4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      L is for Lice , L is for Labour 😂

    • @nickstone1587
      @nickstone1587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For pity's sake, don't drive

    • @daddypig.5796
      @daddypig.5796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Stone that driving episode is unbelievably funny 😂

    • @offensiveplaythroughs7159
      @offensiveplaythroughs7159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daddypig.5796 The driving one was the best 🤣

    • @garyrothwell1914
      @garyrothwell1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angry Frank.....................lololol

  • @themancunian1214
    @themancunian1214 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Where's the bloke luv ? - great comedy sketch - don't know how how all three - keep straight faces lol 🤣🤣 👍

    • @sitkamaint3265
      @sitkamaint3265 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They almost don't, each one has a moment where they almost lose it

    • @themancunian1214
      @themancunian1214 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sitkamaint3265 lol sitkamaint

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath ปีที่แล้ว +175

    A phrase that constantly runs through the mind of every single bloke watching bloke's sport. 😂 Along with '2 sugars'

    • @jemimallah2591
      @jemimallah2591 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      you realise this sketch is making fun of you, right?

    • @rhydyard
      @rhydyard ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jemimallah2591 "many a true word is said in jest" 😉

    • @bleu2680
      @bleu2680 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@rhydyard the woman in the video is portrayed as competent, you just hate women and dont understand nuance

    • @slooob23
      @slooob23 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@bleu2680 you must be fun at parties, with your woke police cap on.....

    • @thearbitar3751
      @thearbitar3751 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender

  • @Debraam
    @Debraam 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Kevin Keegan in the news recently. This is the first thing I thought of. 🤣

  • @stewartconway5190
    @stewartconway5190 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just watching the world cup coverage and thought of this 🤣🤣

    • @benpsmith77
      @benpsmith77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Especially when ITV insist on inflicting Laura Woods on us.

  • @temperedglass1130
    @temperedglass1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    So effing true and great commentary on our current times.

    • @scottb32a
      @scottb32a 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      arent they taking the piss out of sexist football people ?

  • @spurzgal
    @spurzgal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    They must of had a premonition of all the nonsense we have today. Great sketch!

    • @count3ears
      @count3ears 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well the nonsense today is the Gammon's complaining about women

    • @Adam-zp6td
      @Adam-zp6td 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You do know they're making fun of people like you with this sketch right?

    • @count3ears
      @count3ears 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Adam-zp6td lol, no that's exactly the opposite of what they are doing. They are taking the piss out of the backward thinking. Jesus this goes straight over the heads of so many cavemen. Do you think they are stupid enough to base their comedy on misogyny.
      So you think it's funny because you agree with their viewpoint?? What's the funny part then?

  • @stevenaustin8274
    @stevenaustin8274 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Watching BBC final score these days you’d be lucky to find the Bloke

    • @neilmccormick2064
      @neilmccormick2064 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You realise that's very the attitude they're satirising?

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@neilmccormick2064 You won't find ANY men on women's football coverage - satirise that! Virtue signalling woke clown.

  • @brandinukltd6787
    @brandinukltd6787 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Where is the bloke
    Two sugars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheKristianCollins
    @TheKristianCollins 13 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Two sugars" LMAO

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why you say "Two Sugars" please?

  • @kernowarty
    @kernowarty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This actress should have played Princess Diana in The Crown.

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Enjoying all the people who genuinely think Enfield and Whitehouse are being serious, rather than taking the piss out of presenters like Keys and Gray. It's satire, folks. Not that hard to grasp.

    • @jamesbruce9607
      @jamesbruce9607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joking, you've ruined it

    • @MrTunes333
      @MrTunes333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You mean keys and grey, the best presenter partnership Sky has ever had? All because they took the piss out if how poor womens footie is? (Which it is poor)

    • @gashscumkar6909
      @gashscumkar6909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Exactly mate, bang on , plus soccer Saturday nowadays is poor since the bame quota had to be filled. All the more reason to no longer bother. Give it 20 years and Newcastles number 9 will be transgender

    • @neothegsd7292
      @neothegsd7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrTunes333 great sarcasm, truly enjoyed it.

    • @timhancock6626
      @timhancock6626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gashscumkar6909 You mean you didn't know 🤣

  • @drinksbottle
    @drinksbottle 13 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Andy gray would be proud lol

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Richard Keys.

    • @liamc19
      @liamc19 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's those kinda dinosaurs it's mocking - amazing how people miss the point

    • @manlikeJoe1010
      @manlikeJoe1010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡

  • @philgriffin8285
    @philgriffin8285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Brilliantly well acted.

  • @moretimeneeded56
    @moretimeneeded56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m listening to 5Live Premier League commentary; two young birds (/s) doing the honours and I couldn’t help saying “where’s the bloke?”

  • @heathcotepursuit8
    @heathcotepursuit8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Judging by the comments here, never has a sketch gone so far, over so many heads!

    • @derek-press
      @derek-press 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it hasn't mate we know what Harry and Paul are getting at , but it's just the delivery is classic and comedy gold so stop being pretentious you're not the only one here with two O levels

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's not over anyone's head, it's quite transparent and simplistic. It's just perpetuating the feminist persecution complex again, the narrative that men are so sexist and bad and women are oh so victimized and pure, by presenting two caricatures of men who are such extreme strawmen that they're not even willing to talk to a woman about sports and have deep contempt for her having that job. It's not funny. It's just demonizing men as usual.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom No it's demonising moron gammons.
      Oh, and how can you call it a strawman when the comments are chock full of those exact men, patting eachother on the back and decrying 'pc culture'?

    • @shiftyshamsk
      @shiftyshamsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Go put the kettle on.

    • @natmanprime4295
      @natmanprime4295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stop being such a homosexual.

  • @leegriffiths312
    @leegriffiths312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Those were the days!

    • @paulturner1363
      @paulturner1363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This will offend the P C brigade today.

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh come off it you old gammon tart

  • @Must_not_say_that
    @Must_not_say_that 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is just superb!

  • @JohnAnderson-ms2cn
    @JohnAnderson-ms2cn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Just look at the look on Paul’s face when she says “I’m the bloke”…..
    Priceless!!!

  • @loungejay8555
    @loungejay8555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Deep deep down you know these are the attitudes of old schooler's like Allardyce, Pulis, and Souness, et al.

    • @philhode5104
      @philhode5104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah they take the fat pay check though, but only a matter of time till 1 of them slips up,can you imagine how careful they have to be

    • @Darwinion
      @Darwinion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@philhode5104 Just because you are contracted to work with women doesn't mean you must respect their opinion in a job they never worked.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Darwinion funny how you incel whoppers never pipe up about all the non ex-players doing punditry and presenting, only when it's a woman.

    • @scottw3780
      @scottw3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Nefariousbig I’ve not met a single football fan who wants women commentating or giving opinions on games...

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scottw3780 I've never met you, so you aren't real.
      That was easy.

  • @philjamieson5572
    @philjamieson5572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think that is a classic sketch from these 2 superb comics.

  • @ahassen1236
    @ahassen1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Harry Enfield probably the most controversial genius but we wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @viviennehateley1843
      @viviennehateley1843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And he is never seen today, obviously upset all the luvvies!

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why is Enfield controversial?

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viviennehateley1843 What did he do?

    • @martynflynn8368
      @martynflynn8368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.

    • @Jimmy_Cooper
      @Jimmy_Cooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don’t think he’s controversial . Just very good and incredibly funny as is Paul Whitehouse

  • @fst-timer7107
    @fst-timer7107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Wouldn't even be aired today!
    Could you imagine their 'Women! Know your place!' sketches 😱
    When we were allowed to take the piss out each other. Good times.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Oh isn't everything so PC, you'd just get cancelled"
      What an original comment

    • @jimtheudb
      @jimtheudb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is a joke about sexism, it's not a sexist joke.

    • @cdname47
      @cdname47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was aired in 2014 or something...hardly the 70s haha

    • @JJCMCFC
      @JJCMCFC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Think you’ve missed the point of the sketch fell. They’re mocking the sexist blokes, not the woman who’s actually knowledgeable about football

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JJCMCFC Right? The irony in this comment section is so through the roof, it's laughable!

  • @jayfusion555
    @jayfusion555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This has aged well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankford1115
    @frankford1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is so good.

  • @aranksentimentalist
    @aranksentimentalist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Catherine Shephard kills this every time.

    • @dannyvine3605
      @dannyvine3605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She is gorgeous! Nice take on how times have changed regarding football.

    • @MrGranfield
      @MrGranfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dannyvine3605 She is gorgeous but she is married.....To a women called Brandi.

    • @1414yorks
      @1414yorks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrGranfield She WAS gorgeous but hasn't aged well very plain looking
      now 45 and weirdly her bird has a passing resemblance to her father!!

    • @scottandrewbrass1931
      @scottandrewbrass1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No that's another Catherine Shepard.

    • @MrGranfield
      @MrGranfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottandrewbrass1931 No it's not.

  • @GerryRed7
    @GerryRed7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this! 💘

  • @NyanPoptartCat
    @NyanPoptartCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This comments section isn't comedy gold, it's comedy platinum.

  • @sportyguyusa
    @sportyguyusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    They’re looking for the bloke, darling. Please stop talking and get the bloke. It’s time for football talk. Be a good girl and put the kettle on 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @dalebest1
    @dalebest1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Me every time someone talks about feckin lionessessssssss 😅😂

  • @user-qf5qv9kn6w
    @user-qf5qv9kn6w 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Way ahead of their time Harry & Paul way ahead

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Game of two 'alfs, innit, luv? Unless it's football, which is a game fer blokes, so just one 'arf of 'umankind, darlin'."

  • @jupiter998
    @jupiter998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "We'll be back after the break" .......LOL

  • @jasonharding8336
    @jasonharding8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Enfield's smile at the very end. Never sure if that was part of the script or he thought they'd cut.

    • @ScapoloMichael
      @ScapoloMichael 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he's supposed to be smiling for the camera like he was before the nonbloke showed up but doesn't realise the camera is facing his left now

  • @chrisperry5244
    @chrisperry5244 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brilliant. Absaloute legends of comedy 😆 👌

  • @napoleao3409
    @napoleao3409 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They're absolutely right!!! Where's the hell is the bloke?

  • @RDR1456
    @RDR1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    How right they were, its 2021 😭

  • @fenchurchassociates3336
    @fenchurchassociates3336 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just wish this happened in the real world 😂😂

  • @SIEVECN
    @SIEVECN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Go and get the bloke luv - brilliant!!

  • @joe99173122
    @joe99173122 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The funniest thing about this is not only did they disrespect the woman, they also disrespected "the bloke" because they don't care enough about him to know his name 🤣

  • @grahamtaylor6883
    @grahamtaylor6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol, I actually said this during the Euro Championships when there were two female commentators.

  • @Jimmy_Cooper
    @Jimmy_Cooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Thing is , funny as this is , I’d actually love to see it happen

  • @davegonnaway6007
    @davegonnaway6007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The little 2 sugars thrown in at the end was brilliant..😂.

  • @liamod01
    @liamod01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ‘Get the bloke…two sugars,…😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hoopspur
    @Hoopspur ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That "two sugars" right at the end is genius 🤣

  • @davidriggs1470
    @davidriggs1470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Priceless

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love it GET THE BLOKE NOW!!!

  • @mabul513
    @mabul513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His face at the end! Paul Whitehouse. Brilliant!

  • @NR-rv8rz
    @NR-rv8rz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's why I ask every time I see footy.

  • @Badrobot1500
    @Badrobot1500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Joey Barton.

    • @pjones9088
      @pjones9088 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly 😂

  • @JDAMMM
    @JDAMMM 13 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    '2 sugars'...thats classic!!!!

  • @lordsummerisle852
    @lordsummerisle852 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Joey Barton brought me to this video

  • @gregthomas1346
    @gregthomas1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute quality 👌

  • @catbreath007
    @catbreath007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Did you see that game in Dubai recently ?
    The female referee was advised not to approach the Arab sponsor & shake his hand after the game as it would offend him !!
    Harry Enfield was way ahead of his time 👍

    • @crazynighthawk
      @crazynighthawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably more a case of the UAE being so behind the times, most countries have progressed whilst others have stood still.

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MathematicalPhysics Your comparison with French men kissing the cheek as a greeting illustrates your point well. It is certainly true that men in the UK would feel uncomfortable with this form of greeting, even men who are not disgusted by the idea, simply because it is not customary and does not carry the same meaning, as you say.
      However, this comparison is not equal to the example of the referee in Dubai. That is because it involves hierarchy.
      I do not speak of some sort of law that says women are inferior to men; cultural hierarchies are somewhat fluid since they arise naturally. Nor do I mean to suggest that hierarchies are bad, because they provide structures which are essential for our societies to operate.
      However, it is important to understand that in this context, the female gender has been positioned below that of men, and if we decide to examine the reasoning of this to consider whether it is fair or no, we find that it is more or less because women are seen as a kind of property of their husband. Not objectified; as long as the husband is not flawed in himself he will love and care for her. Moreover, this idea of property still persists in the West and many other places, though I think to a lesser degree.
      Now compare this to the fact that women were not allowed aboard ships. Grossly sexist of course, but the reasoning behind it was pretty sound. In those times it would be very dangerous for women to go aboard ships for obvious reasons, even more so if they became pregnant. And yes, I say "times" because the technology we have now was not present then.
      This is why I can conclude by saying Dubai needs to grow the fuck up in this regard. The reasoning does fit the circumstances of the present day.

    • @mr.safensound4238
      @mr.safensound4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hugoclarke3284 you've got this all wrong, it's nothing to do with hierarchy. The male sponsor wouldn't be exactly 'offended' at shaking the lady's hand, he'd most probably enjoy it. But then in arab culture there are certain boundaries, women are afforded a certain respect with regards to physical contact. As the comment above explains, this is considered an inappropriate level of intimacy between two strangers. The sponsor would prefer not to have to explain this awkwardly in the heat of the moment to her, hence she was forewarned about it.

    • @musashidanmcgrath
      @musashidanmcgrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.safensound4238 Mate, stop beating around the bush, it has nothing to do with 'afforded respect'. It's a strict law in Islam. It's not 'Arab culture', it's an Islamic law.

    • @mr.safensound4238
      @mr.safensound4238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@musashidanmcgrath 'Islamic law' isn't applicable here, and especially in this modern day and age. Perhaps it's relevant when you have a religious leader put into that situation to shake hands. But otherwise the extent people choose to apply the religion varies considerably from person to person.

  • @deanodog3667
    @deanodog3667 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Get the bloke darling...two sugars lolololol...

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Brilliant.

  • @Make_Boxing_Great_Again
    @Make_Boxing_Great_Again 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2 sugars lmao that just made it

  • @Hascienda27
    @Hascienda27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Joey Barton be like:

  • @CheersDits2979
    @CheersDits2979 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Truer than ever in 2023.

  • @neildavis5509
    @neildavis5509 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Brilliant, never gets old 😂

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's the bloke?

  • @unbornchickenvoices
    @unbornchickenvoices 13 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    She is beautiful.

    • @Bosoxist
      @Bosoxist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@barringtongilbert6390 April

    • @barkebaat
      @barkebaat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah, but not a bloke tho', so...

    • @leatherman06
      @leatherman06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Catherine Shepherd is lovely

    • @leoholder7839
      @leoholder7839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@barringtongilbert6390 with Big Suze being the other star of this show too

    • @nathanl4285
      @nathanl4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^^^ simp

  • @allanluke7825
    @allanluke7825 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Joey Barton 2023:

  • @kevinoneill3278
    @kevinoneill3278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant, just brilliant!

  • @adamwilkinson1472
    @adamwilkinson1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How come I’ve never seen that before???!!!! FAF 😂😂

  • @crustyskellington4056
    @crustyskellington4056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God, there are so many women hating lemons in here unaware that this sketch is making fun of THEM.

    • @paulkelly3561
      @paulkelly3561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't be so extreme, luv. Just because I find this little sketch funny does not mean I HATE women.

    • @dib000
      @dib000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulkelly3561 whooooooooshhhh

    • @mortenson-boxymusic
      @mortenson-boxymusic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      EXACTLY. finaly someone actually understands this sketch

  • @77moessa
    @77moessa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Idk if anyone knows this?
    But there was an interview with johnny Depp.
    Years ago.
    And he was talking about different actors he's met.
    And even mentioned Paul Whitehouse.
    Depp even said he is one the most talented actors in the world...!

    • @Zubareffstream111
      @Zubareffstream111 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Depp is a huge fan of the Fast Show and appeared in a 'Suits You Sir' sketch.

  • @garywallace5602
    @garywallace5602 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2022 remastered version...
    "Where's Alex Scott and Jermaine Jenas, love? Large Latte...no sugar!".

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist...

  • @garyturnbull9719
    @garyturnbull9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All changed now but the question is still relevant 🤣👍😉

  • @Mr.P001
    @Mr.P001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Brilliant, still funny years later 😅😅😅

  • @cheekyegg
    @cheekyegg 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Way ahead of its time

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Everytime I see Theresa May on the telly.

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/vI_50lo7QrY/w-d-xo.html

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not so much now. you'll have to make do with Dominic.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ödīñ ŵïlšøń "virus propaganda pushers"....Seriously?

    • @donbrogan3158
      @donbrogan3158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanscanlon9067 yeah.

    • @user-vi6wf4gh9x
      @user-vi6wf4gh9x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seanscanlon9067 Yes.

  • @olliekendall176
    @olliekendall176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    *where's the bloke*

    • @MattSingh1
      @MattSingh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Women: know your limits*

  • @rivafussball6719
    @rivafussball6719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definition of classic comedy. 10 years old has not aged and lmao in 2021

  • @davidambridge3829
    @davidambridge3829 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Proper comedy