Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.
You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂
@@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣
@@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches
@@El-Tel63-Terry. peep show, office, partridge, inbetweeners, spinal tap, life off Brian, spitting image, not the nine o clock news, league off gentlemen, rising damp, faulty towers, extras, steptoe and son. Harry Enfield? Wtf...
@@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft. They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know. Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.
Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil" Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!" Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!
Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).
@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender
Where's the bloke darling Where's the bloke love.... Two sugars.. Very few words were spoken but you can watch this over and over again and still get a giggle out of it...
Enjoying all the people who genuinely think Enfield and Whitehouse are being serious, rather than taking the piss out of presenters like Keys and Gray. It's satire, folks. Not that hard to grasp.
You mean keys and grey, the best presenter partnership Sky has ever had? All because they took the piss out if how poor womens footie is? (Which it is poor)
Exactly mate, bang on , plus soccer Saturday nowadays is poor since the bame quota had to be filled. All the more reason to no longer bother. Give it 20 years and Newcastles number 9 will be transgender
He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.
@isle Because "two sugars" ended the sketch brilliantly The meaning being the two men think the woman interviewer is only fit to make cups of tea(or maybe coffee) 😎👍🏴
@@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡
Wouldn't even be aired today! Could you imagine their 'Women! Know your place!' sketches 😱 When we were allowed to take the piss out each other. Good times.
Did you see that game in Dubai recently ? The female referee was advised not to approach the Arab sponsor & shake his hand after the game as it would offend him !! Harry Enfield was way ahead of his time 👍
@MathematicalPhysics Your comparison with French men kissing the cheek as a greeting illustrates your point well. It is certainly true that men in the UK would feel uncomfortable with this form of greeting, even men who are not disgusted by the idea, simply because it is not customary and does not carry the same meaning, as you say. However, this comparison is not equal to the example of the referee in Dubai. That is because it involves hierarchy. I do not speak of some sort of law that says women are inferior to men; cultural hierarchies are somewhat fluid since they arise naturally. Nor do I mean to suggest that hierarchies are bad, because they provide structures which are essential for our societies to operate. However, it is important to understand that in this context, the female gender has been positioned below that of men, and if we decide to examine the reasoning of this to consider whether it is fair or no, we find that it is more or less because women are seen as a kind of property of their husband. Not objectified; as long as the husband is not flawed in himself he will love and care for her. Moreover, this idea of property still persists in the West and many other places, though I think to a lesser degree. Now compare this to the fact that women were not allowed aboard ships. Grossly sexist of course, but the reasoning behind it was pretty sound. In those times it would be very dangerous for women to go aboard ships for obvious reasons, even more so if they became pregnant. And yes, I say "times" because the technology we have now was not present then. This is why I can conclude by saying Dubai needs to grow the fuck up in this regard. The reasoning does fit the circumstances of the present day.
@@hugoclarke3284 you've got this all wrong, it's nothing to do with hierarchy. The male sponsor wouldn't be exactly 'offended' at shaking the lady's hand, he'd most probably enjoy it. But then in arab culture there are certain boundaries, women are afforded a certain respect with regards to physical contact. As the comment above explains, this is considered an inappropriate level of intimacy between two strangers. The sponsor would prefer not to have to explain this awkwardly in the heat of the moment to her, hence she was forewarned about it.
@@mr.safensound4238 Mate, stop beating around the bush, it has nothing to do with 'afforded respect'. It's a strict law in Islam. It's not 'Arab culture', it's an Islamic law.
@@musashidanmcgrath 'Islamic law' isn't applicable here, and especially in this modern day and age. Perhaps it's relevant when you have a religious leader put into that situation to shake hands. But otherwise the extent people choose to apply the religion varies considerably from person to person.
Idk if anyone knows this? But there was an interview with johnny Depp. Years ago. And he was talking about different actors he's met. And even mentioned Paul Whitehouse. Depp even said he is one the most talented actors in the world...!
I'm a woman and I agree. Womens voices just don't sound right commentating on football. Must make the other guys uncomfortable thinking we'd better agree with everything she says or else we'll be "bullying" blah blah....
it hasn't mate we know what Harry and Paul are getting at , but it's just the delivery is classic and comedy gold so stop being pretentious you're not the only one here with two O levels
It's not over anyone's head, it's quite transparent and simplistic. It's just perpetuating the feminist persecution complex again, the narrative that men are so sexist and bad and women are oh so victimized and pure, by presenting two caricatures of men who are such extreme strawmen that they're not even willing to talk to a woman about sports and have deep contempt for her having that job. It's not funny. It's just demonizing men as usual.
@@medexamtoolscom No it's demonising moron gammons. Oh, and how can you call it a strawman when the comments are chock full of those exact men, patting eachother on the back and decrying 'pc culture'?
No it's not.. but I like how with her sort of devious smile at the end it's like she's showing that she embraces the old style gender differences -besides an old style man would've been much more confrontational straight away than she is here obs. You can call her stupid if you wish (using that other character name of hers) but I'd likely be able to thwump you and date her, so there.
@@fyodorseriencha6538 I didnt call her stupid, I was referring to her name in the "I saw you coming" sketch. Then you make some un called for reference to thumping me. It's violent people like you who are the ones that abuse women. You should be locked up. Remove yourself from the net till you learn how to behave.
@@MakeYourOwnMotorhome I know I know, for any peeps reading: you should be mindful of what can be inferred from what you choose to say despite what you mean
@@fyodorseriencha6538 So what are they going to infer from someone who threatens violence? The very society and ethics you are trying to preach against, you are part of. Perhaps think about that before you write your next sermon. It will benefit you.
The great thing about this is the football chat she gives is also spot on accurate - it's literally what the 'bloke' would say - but from the mouth of a 'bird' so it doesn't count.
Liverpool were playing in the FA Cup today... And it was the same thing! 2 legends getting interviewed by some lady i don't recognise.... Where's the bloke?
Remembered this sketch today whilst watching the World Cup. Laura Woods, Alex Scott, Vicki Sparks and Emma Sanders just don't cut it. Bring back the blokes!!! 😂
The funniest thing is that you don’t realise that this sketch is making fun of people like you for being offended at the sight of a female pundit 😂 You think that the joke is that female pundits are bad haha
I always wondered what my dad was referencing when he keeps saying “where’s the bloke love, 2 sugars” whenever the football’s on
Your dads class.
Your dad is a sexist pig. No wonder he only ended up with a monger like your old mam
@@lovelybitofbugle219his dads the bloke
Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.
Absolute genius the split second two sugars.
If they had any decency they'd turn that kind of shite down.
@@danielmarriott6580 where's the bloke, fam?
You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂
Genius! 👏😂
"Get the bloke darling, Two sugars!! 😂🤣
Sounds like a gay thing 😂
what? its sexism y'know women used to be housewife's, tf you getting gay from genuine question
@@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣
@@ricchardo when I mean housewives I mean a time where woman were expected. Not to work rather than women who simply don't work like today
@@ricchardo "spends all day at home called now?"
Lazy bints mate innit.
Paul Whitehouse without a doubt one of the funniest men alive
I think Harry's better in my eyes and it looks like he does more scetches than Paul. But that’s just my opinion and view of things
@@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches
@@sallybannister6224 Both of them would probably have put a full stop after better though .........
WHERE'S THE BLOKE!?
Amen.
"Get the bloke darling, 2 sugars" 😂
Will never tire of watching this. Absolutely brilliant. "Two sugars" and P.W.'s raised expression a split second later 😂😂.
Paul Whitehouse’s face cracks me up 😂
Aye 🤣😂 best one is right at the end after she says "we'll be back after the break". The look of hopelessness on his face is golden
Now now the poor sod was born that way he never chose his boat race did eeee
Johnny Depp called him the finest actor of all time
@@jamessim1858 his expression
"two sugars" hahahaha class.
check harrys face, almost corpsed
What does two sugars mean here?
@@cellistyami2798 It's suggesting that because she's a woman she should go and make them a tea with two sugars
@@donaldflump4586 spot on
@Oj Yes that one he must be a yank?
Harry Enfield one of the finest British comedians of all time.
Ohhh don't know about that, and Im not to sure about this either.
@@goalltheway-pm8xs Its actually comedy! You absolute wet wipe 🤦🏻♂️
@@El-Tel63-Terry. peep show, office, partridge, inbetweeners, spinal tap, life off Brian, spitting image, not the nine o clock news, league off gentlemen, rising damp, faulty towers, extras, steptoe and son.
Harry Enfield? Wtf...
@@goalltheway-pm8xs I agree with your list, what can I say 🤷🏻♂️
I just happen to think Enfield should be on that list too.
Second only to Paul Whitehouse.
..and if the Enfield walked in here I’d say Oi Enfield, you’re a bloody genius
The way he’s says where’s the bloke love while looking at his phone is the funniest bit 😂
The "two sugars" got me 🤣🤣
Same 😂 Said it so casually!
@@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft.
They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know.
Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.
And the eyes.
Paul's timing & delivery is thing of beauty 😅👍
Where's the bloke luv ? - great comedy sketch - don't know how how all three - keep straight faces lol 🤣🤣 👍
They almost don't, each one has a moment where they almost lose it
@@Snaildriver lol sitkamaint
Harry Enfield is just about to crack up right at the end. Superb.
Exactly the way I feel when I hear Jermaine Jenas. Never thought I'd say I wish Mark Lawrenson would come back.
I hate JJ
Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil"
Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!"
Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!
😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).
@@josefk332 🥱
Brilliant. Absaloute legends of comedy 😆 👌
A phrase that constantly runs through the mind of every single bloke watching bloke's sport. 😂 Along with '2 sugars'
@jemimallah "many a true word is said in jest" 😉
@@rhydyard the woman in the video is portrayed as competent, you just hate women and dont understand nuance
@@bleu2680 you must be fun at parties, with your woke police cap on.....
@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender
@@slooob23 I'm not the one who's too dumb to understand comedy lol
I thought she was going to say 'we'll be back after the bloke.'
Almost spilt my coffee over the iMac 😂
They missed a trick there🤣
My favourite part was when they said “get the bloke”
Yeah🤣🤣🤣and when they said it again , I split my ribs laughing😂😂😂😂🤣
I missed that part. Lol
If only
So effing true and great commentary on our current times.
arent they taking the piss out of sexist football people ?
Really?
Hahaha 20 years ago they were taking the piss out of old men like you.
I must admit as a preference I do prefer the bloke
I used to watch Football Focus when there was a bloke.
And in Spring 2024 the question is: Where _is_ the bloke, _any_ bloke.
You do realise you're the kind of person they're making fun of, right?
@jcbd
Full English and a nice cup of splosh please tweacle
😎👍🏴
True proper footballing icons from the 70's..a proper pair of geezas LoL 😂
We have gone from this to virtually all woman now covering football.
True talented comedians and a beautiful sketch
It's April from Peep Show! 👍
And the woman from the dinner party in the IT Crowd who gets off with Richmond
Oh god, I think this one's mine 😂@@MikeRyan-vd1qw
Curse These Metal Hands
Kevin Keegan in the news recently. This is the first thing I thought of. 🤣
Where's the bloke darling
Where's the bloke love....
Two sugars..
Very few words were spoken but you can watch this over and over again and still get a giggle out of it...
It's all a laugh......until you try and watch Soccer Saturday in 2023.
The sketch is taking the piss out of people like you
Spacker
Correct!
yeah you're literally the people being made fun of
pssst, the joke's on you
This is absolutely honest.
Takes comedy to bring up the elephant in the room.
100% accurate.
About hiring token woman because of diversity?
The elephant in the room being that old footballers turned pundits are chauvinistic wankers.
She doesn’t look like an elephant 🤪
lol nice work showing you're too thick to understand the sketch. it's making fun of men who are like this, not endorsing this as reasonable behaviour
@@outsidespac3 they dont exist
Brilliantly well acted.
Way ahead of its time
Not ahead of its time whatsoever, that's supposed to be Gabby Logan, who was doing football interviews then
You sound fun
@@cheekyegg you sound thick
@@ef1265 Ohh, you got a cavernous one that needs a bit of girth eh?
The Black Eye Tunnel? The Glass Water Hump?
@@cheekyegg you sound as thick as a bag of pig muck
Just look at the look on Paul’s face when she says “I’m the bloke”…..
Priceless!!!
Brilliant, still funny years later 😅😅😅
Deep deep down you know these are the attitudes of old schooler's like Allardyce, Pulis, and Souness, et al.
Yeah they take the fat pay check though, but only a matter of time till 1 of them slips up,can you imagine how careful they have to be
@@philhode5104 Just because you are contracted to work with women doesn't mean you must respect their opinion in a job they never worked.
@@Darwinion funny how you incel whoppers never pipe up about all the non ex-players doing punditry and presenting, only when it's a woman.
@@Nefariousbig I’ve not met a single football fan who wants women commentating or giving opinions on games...
@@scottw3780 I've never met you, so you aren't real.
That was easy.
Enjoying all the people who genuinely think Enfield and Whitehouse are being serious, rather than taking the piss out of presenters like Keys and Gray. It's satire, folks. Not that hard to grasp.
Joking, you've ruined it
You mean keys and grey, the best presenter partnership Sky has ever had? All because they took the piss out if how poor womens footie is? (Which it is poor)
Exactly mate, bang on , plus soccer Saturday nowadays is poor since the bame quota had to be filled. All the more reason to no longer bother. Give it 20 years and Newcastles number 9 will be transgender
@@MrTunes333 great sarcasm, truly enjoyed it.
@@gashscumkar6909 You mean you didn't know 🤣
This has aged beautiful must make fans still feel the same 😂
What begins as farce ends with spectral armbands and self righteous virtue signalling...or something like that.
@@Mr___X exactly, now I have to mute the commentary on most matches cos once again they stick their nose in where it's not wanted.
Where's the bloke?
I think it's meant to be a piss take of people with attitudes like yours
What do you think this sketch is about, out of interest?
This actress should have played Princess Diana in The Crown.
Well observed. 100% true.
Oh my god yes!
Catherine Shepherd
How old would she be now to play a 30 something Diana?
Paul Whitehouse the Football Manager at half time, Pure Genius
Where’s the blokes … there are none now on tv
You wouldn't get a bricklayer to talk about knitting so why is that wifey on match of the day on the BBC 😂
Enfield's smile at the very end. Never sure if that was part of the script or he thought they'd cut.
I think he's supposed to be smiling for the camera like he was before the nonbloke showed up but doesn't realise the camera is facing his left now
This is me now when watching sky sports.
100% its a joke, Cant be listening to these women who never played at the higest level trying to tell us about football, cancelling sky soon...
This is what happens happens when the equality brigade strike. We pay to watch stuff with crap presenters with little or no knowledge of the subject.
Wow. You guys proving male chauvinism is alive and well
@@C1ayd0n82 You can virtue signal all you want mate but its the truth..people like you are the reason its like this...muppet...
@@crowtales8828 good one
This is just superb!
Racking my brains trying to think of where I'd seen that actress before then I realised she played April from Peep Show.
She's done a lot of work in Harry and Paul.Never puts a foot wrong.
Chicken Shop Dates too!
IT crowd too.
Harry Enfield probably the most controversial genius but we wouldn't have it any other way.
And he is never seen today, obviously upset all the luvvies!
Why is Enfield controversial?
@@viviennehateley1843 What did he do?
He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.
I don’t think he’s controversial . Just very good and incredibly funny as is Paul Whitehouse
Seen this so many times and it never fails to make me laugh, 2 sugars 😂😂😂
I've seen this many times. Every time it brings a smile.
This is great sketch but it needs the follow up one which was later in the episode to finish it off.
Hmmm good question... I can't seem to find one. It involves her putting on a false moustache and then talking to them.
@@CubeCyclone I would love to see that again! Just hilarious!
Never has this been more accurate than now
The most inaccurate part is that she sounds like she knows the game more than the majority of them
"Two sugars" LMAO
Why you say "Two Sugars" please?
@isle
Because "two sugars" ended the sketch brilliantly
The meaning being the two men think the woman interviewer is only fit to make cups of tea(or maybe coffee)
😎👍🏴
Andy gray would be proud lol
And Richard Keys.
It's those kinda dinosaurs it's mocking - amazing how people miss the point
@@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡
Thing is , funny as this is , I’d actually love to see it happen
Catherine Shephard kills this every time.
She is gorgeous! Nice take on how times have changed regarding football.
@@dannyvine3605 She is gorgeous but she is married.....To a women called Brandi.
@@MrGranfield She WAS gorgeous but hasn't aged well very plain looking
now 45 and weirdly her bird has a passing resemblance to her father!!
No that's another Catherine Shepard.
@@scottandrewbrass1931 No it's not.
‘Get the bloke…two sugars,…😂😂😂😂😂
This comments section isn't comedy gold, it's comedy platinum.
Always raised a laugh, this sketch, and of course, like a lot of the best comedy, it’s roots are in reality. 😮😅😂
Hit replay so many times "bloke" doesn't even sound like a word anymore.
Ditto.
Its been replaced by the American word "guy" in our lexicon.
Wouldn't even be aired today!
Could you imagine their 'Women! Know your place!' sketches 😱
When we were allowed to take the piss out each other. Good times.
"Oh isn't everything so PC, you'd just get cancelled"
What an original comment
This is a joke about sexism, it's not a sexist joke.
This was aired in 2014 or something...hardly the 70s haha
Think you’ve missed the point of the sketch fell. They’re mocking the sexist blokes, not the woman who’s actually knowledgeable about football
@@JJCMCFC Right? The irony in this comment section is so through the roof, it's laughable!
This is great. Just want to point out the obvious...this lady is gorgeous!!
That’s what birds are there for, not to talk about the fucking football! 😳
Did you see that game in Dubai recently ?
The female referee was advised not to approach the Arab sponsor & shake his hand after the game as it would offend him !!
Harry Enfield was way ahead of his time 👍
Probably more a case of the UAE being so behind the times, most countries have progressed whilst others have stood still.
@MathematicalPhysics Your comparison with French men kissing the cheek as a greeting illustrates your point well. It is certainly true that men in the UK would feel uncomfortable with this form of greeting, even men who are not disgusted by the idea, simply because it is not customary and does not carry the same meaning, as you say.
However, this comparison is not equal to the example of the referee in Dubai. That is because it involves hierarchy.
I do not speak of some sort of law that says women are inferior to men; cultural hierarchies are somewhat fluid since they arise naturally. Nor do I mean to suggest that hierarchies are bad, because they provide structures which are essential for our societies to operate.
However, it is important to understand that in this context, the female gender has been positioned below that of men, and if we decide to examine the reasoning of this to consider whether it is fair or no, we find that it is more or less because women are seen as a kind of property of their husband. Not objectified; as long as the husband is not flawed in himself he will love and care for her. Moreover, this idea of property still persists in the West and many other places, though I think to a lesser degree.
Now compare this to the fact that women were not allowed aboard ships. Grossly sexist of course, but the reasoning behind it was pretty sound. In those times it would be very dangerous for women to go aboard ships for obvious reasons, even more so if they became pregnant. And yes, I say "times" because the technology we have now was not present then.
This is why I can conclude by saying Dubai needs to grow the fuck up in this regard. The reasoning does fit the circumstances of the present day.
@@hugoclarke3284 you've got this all wrong, it's nothing to do with hierarchy. The male sponsor wouldn't be exactly 'offended' at shaking the lady's hand, he'd most probably enjoy it. But then in arab culture there are certain boundaries, women are afforded a certain respect with regards to physical contact. As the comment above explains, this is considered an inappropriate level of intimacy between two strangers. The sponsor would prefer not to have to explain this awkwardly in the heat of the moment to her, hence she was forewarned about it.
@@mr.safensound4238 Mate, stop beating around the bush, it has nothing to do with 'afforded respect'. It's a strict law in Islam. It's not 'Arab culture', it's an Islamic law.
@@musashidanmcgrath 'Islamic law' isn't applicable here, and especially in this modern day and age. Perhaps it's relevant when you have a religious leader put into that situation to shake hands. But otherwise the extent people choose to apply the religion varies considerably from person to person.
Definition of classic comedy. 10 years old has not aged and lmao in 2021
Lol, I actually said this during the Euro Championships when there were two female commentators.
I couldn't agree more. One doesn't have a 19-stone bruiser commenting on women's netball or do you.
You are literally the type of person they are taking the mick out of and you don’t even get it! 😂
Spanner
@@wephilips6651 Nope, they're both old school lads and they were mocking the fact they were hiring more and more women to chat crap on footbal.
There are men in the sky sports netball commentary team, your dumbass hypothetical doesn’t even hold up to basic scrutiny
Those were the days!
This will offend the P C brigade today.
Oh come off it you old gammon tart
Where is the bloke
Two sugars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching Sky F1 today made me Google this for a nostalgic laugh.
Bernie, Naomi, where’s the bloke ?
That 2 sugars killed me 😂
I’m listening to 5Live Premier League commentary; two young birds (/s) doing the honours and I couldn’t help saying “where’s the bloke?”
"We'll be back after the break" .......LOL
I think that is a classic sketch from these 2 superb comics.
Maybe Abbey Wogan is “the one”
brilliant, your foot is a hand
"Get the bloak darlin two sugars"
Oooooohh, ouch, then I laughed,
Brilliant that bit
I just wish this happened in the real world 😂😂
That "two sugars" right at the end is genius 🤣
"So it's back to erm . . . the bloke in the studio?"
"We'll talk to him about football then? . . . it's still two sugars luv!" 😜
If only we had comedy like this nowadays. 'two sugars'! lol
Come on, we've got Nish Kumar!
Watching BBC final score these days you’d be lucky to find the Bloke
You realise that's very the attitude they're satirising?
@@neilmccormick2064 You won't find ANY men on women's football coverage - satirise that! Virtue signalling woke clown.
@@neilmccormick2064 but where's the bloke?
All well and good, but where IS the bloke?
Go and get the bloke luv - brilliant!!
Idk if anyone knows this?
But there was an interview with johnny Depp.
Years ago.
And he was talking about different actors he's met.
And even mentioned Paul Whitehouse.
Depp even said he is one the most talented actors in the world...!
Depp is a huge fan of the Fast Show and appeared in a 'Suits You Sir' sketch.
I'm a woman and I agree. Womens voices just don't sound right commentating on football. Must make the other guys uncomfortable thinking we'd better agree with everything she says or else we'll be "bullying" blah blah....
What a sensible response from a woman who clearly knows her place 😆
Judging by the comments here, never has a sketch gone so far, over so many heads!
it hasn't mate we know what Harry and Paul are getting at , but it's just the delivery is classic and comedy gold so stop being pretentious you're not the only one here with two O levels
It's not over anyone's head, it's quite transparent and simplistic. It's just perpetuating the feminist persecution complex again, the narrative that men are so sexist and bad and women are oh so victimized and pure, by presenting two caricatures of men who are such extreme strawmen that they're not even willing to talk to a woman about sports and have deep contempt for her having that job. It's not funny. It's just demonizing men as usual.
@@medexamtoolscom No it's demonising moron gammons.
Oh, and how can you call it a strawman when the comments are chock full of those exact men, patting eachother on the back and decrying 'pc culture'?
Go put the kettle on.
Stop being such a homosexual.
Did the bloke ever turn up?
I’d love it if a player stood there in silence for the entire interview
They're absolutely right!!! Where's the hell is the bloke?
"Game of two 'alfs, innit, luv? Unless it's football, which is a game fer blokes, so just one 'arf of 'umankind, darlin'."
Quite right!!
Where's the bloke?
Love it GET THE BLOKE NOW!!!
But where was the bloke?
The little 2 sugars thrown in at the end was brilliant..😂.
Who remembers when Paul was in The Fast Show? Those skits were my favorite! “Does she want it sir?”
😂
It's Thicko! 2 sugars, darling!
No it's not.. but I like how with her sort of devious smile at the end it's like she's showing that she embraces the old style gender differences -besides an old style man would've been much more confrontational straight away than she is here obs.
You can call her stupid if you wish (using that other character name of hers) but I'd likely be able to thwump you and date her, so there.
I mean it's like insulting a woman because she has smaller feet than you.. I don't want to teach people, I just don't like seeing nastiness..
@@fyodorseriencha6538 I didnt call her stupid, I was referring to her name in the "I saw you coming" sketch. Then you make some un called for reference to thumping me. It's violent people like you who are the ones that abuse women. You should be locked up. Remove yourself from the net till you learn how to behave.
@@MakeYourOwnMotorhome I know I know, for any peeps reading: you should be mindful of what can be inferred from what you choose to say despite what you mean
@@fyodorseriencha6538 So what are they going to infer from someone who threatens violence? The very society and ethics you are trying to preach against, you are part of. Perhaps think about that before you write your next sermon. It will benefit you.
This is so good.
The great thing about this is the football chat she gives is also spot on accurate - it's literally what the 'bloke' would say - but from the mouth of a 'bird' so it doesn't count.
Liverpool were playing in the FA Cup today... And it was the same thing! 2 legends getting interviewed by some lady i don't recognise.... Where's the bloke?
Pure Gold....and 'Abbie Wogan' we all know who this was levelled at 😂😂😂😂
G and L!
Remembered this sketch today whilst watching the World Cup. Laura Woods, Alex Scott, Vicki Sparks and Emma Sanders just don't cut it. Bring back the blokes!!! 😂
Literally the same. ITV even have the bird from I'm a celebrity on now.
The funniest thing is that you don’t realise that this sketch is making fun of people like you for being offended at the sight of a female pundit 😂 You think that the joke is that female pundits are bad haha
@@dohertyz duh, really! I didn't know that.😂
I thought they were excellent actually
@@OriginalFreeThinker You must have been watching Gabby Logan. She is the only one who I think is good enough.
Everytime I see Theresa May on the telly.
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Not so much now. you'll have to make do with Dominic.
@ödīñ ŵïlšøń "virus propaganda pushers"....Seriously?
@@seanscanlon9067 yeah.
@@seanscanlon9067 Yes.