HAMBU

A shitpost, my dudes. Read the synopsis down below.
I’ve had the itch to make a video for a long time now. Been dying to work on something, but this is all you’ll get for now
I’m still waiting for a certain someone to show up at my doorstep. When she does, a new stop-motion video will be out.
- 2B Burger art by Desspie
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Synopsis:
A man driving a Nissan Pao comes across a semi-truck with the word "HAMBU" written on its trailer. Amused by this, he takes a photo of it and shares it on his Twitter page. Meanwhile, a music producer, who is a genuine dick, comes across a nearly naked, young woman, who craves a "hambu". Attracted by her beauty, he offers her to go to lunch with him. At the restaurant, a waiter offers some "hambu" to a bad motherfucker. Though he seemed to like it at first, the bad motherfucker becomes outraged by his order because he wanted something else. A random passerby questions the BMF’s desire by asking him what he truly wants. Turns out, he wanted the so-called "Luxhambu Queen" (actually spelled as Luxembu Queen), who was supposedly an attractive, robot girl. Unfortunately, every man's dream was crushed when it was revealed that the Luxembu Queen was actually the infamous Burger King mascot. During all this, the driver of the Nissan Pao, who is now present at the restaurant, is trying to sell his Suzuki 650F. However, the person he is currently speaking to is a scammer. Bothered by this, he begins to mess with him by asking about ham sandwiches, which may or may not be similar to the aforementioned "hambu". Nearby, a blue-haired girl has her eyes on a ham sandwich. Unsure if she will eat it, she continues to stare at it for a bit. Suddenly, she remembers that she does not like meat. Outraged by this, her red-headed, German "friend" throws a fit, which is not that unusual for her. Because of the volume of her whining, she begins to anger some of the customers, and one of them becomes so annoyed by the angry German that he spawns the Lance of Longinus to quiet her down. Pleased by the outcome, the customer laughs as he takes bite of his delicious sandwich. After all the chaos that had just taken place, the waiter suddenly remembers the old "Hamburger" meme, which was popular back in 2019. As he proceeds to mimic it, just for the hell of it, he stops midway through when he realizes the bad motherfucker and his "Royale with Cheese" friend turn to him with disturbed looks on their faces. Disgusted by his decision to bring up an outdated meme, they point their guns at him and proceed to shoot. But wait! It was all just a dream! Or something…It's actually a celebration of life! It's a birthday celebration for a half-Japanese outcast with a ponytail! He has just turned 22! His imaginary girlfriend Saya Orisaki surprises him with some confetti! Although, she appears to be a little unhappy…and sadly for her, his response was extremely inappropriate. He orders his lovely, imaginary girlfriend to go to the market, and he even has the audacity to call her "piggy". Such a cruel young man. Go to hell, Sean (pronounced as SEEN). Have an unhappy birthday, you miserable bastard…
…But yeah. A lot of “ham” in this one, but I certainly had a good time putting it together.
VIDEOS USED:
- Hamburg Steak: • Hamburg steak
- Dick McRockman (Yvette Young): • portrait of music indu...
- Tasty Burger: • [4k] Pulp Fiction (199...
- What do you want?: • What Do You Want? - Th...
- Rei Ayanami Clips: • Best moments of Rei Ay...
- Markiplier STFU: • Markiplier - Shut the ...
- Mike Patton STFU: • Mike Patton reacts to ...
- Asuka's Death: • Asuka's Death - End Of...
- Mike Patton Sandwich: • Faith No More - Making...
- One Room: • One Room season3 episo...
MUSIC USED:
- Burger Queen - Placebo
- Do You Love Me? - Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Land of Sunshine - Faith No More
I rip on Asuka way too much lol. It helps me relieve stress