literally had flashbacks to a conversation with my six year old sister who was eating CHOCOLATE five minutes before dinner. I’m like girl I am cooking for you put it away 😭😭 then I walk into the next room and my three year old sister is sitting there face stuffed with lunchbox popcorn! the battle is endless
Dan is the boy that wants to be "not like other boys" but fell in love with the sweet heart boy next door that is very much BOTH "like the other boys" while also being unlike anyone else you've ever met. I don't care even for one moment what labels they give to themselves and their relationship, for me it just is so clear how much they compliment each other as they go through life together, just one silly llama loving one silly lion. ❤❤❤
Dan's eyeroll at that had me laughing so hard cause I saw all the cute edits on tumblr and u could tell he viscerally hated that idea dsjkadn rip us emotional phannies
I actually have the tea on Deborah, because that restaurant is in my city! It was a vegetarian/vegan restaurant for over a decade, that decided out of the blue to add meat items to the menu. They got a ton of backlash for it, including a particularly SCATHING google review from someone named Deborah who tore into them for the way the owner was responding to the backlash. And then they closed.
For those interested...... The words of our local Queen Deborah: 'hi my name is deborah. i have frequented heirloom many times over the years. i am very disappointed by the owners calling their customers naz*’s? just a weird and wildly inappropriate thing to say. maybe this is all some sort of rebrand to turn into the next karen’s diner? anyways, sitting on the edge of my seat to see if you guys crash & burn or not!:)"
The texture is halfway between gummy and marshmallow and the taste is mostly sweet with a little bit of sour from the rhubarb. Drumsticks are chewy lollipops that have been around forever that are usually flavours like strawberries and cream and a few years ago they started making Squashes and they're delicious.
Is it true you should go to the hospital (I am an American; I say THE hospital, lol) for any type of non-bleeding cat bite? Like, literally, any degree of non-bleeding cat bite.
@@JamaicanRain Outside of tetanus and rabies cats can carry some pretty stubborn bacteria in their mouth. If a cat bite breaks the skin it's worth going to a doctor to potentially get antibiotics for it
@@JamaicanRainI’ve been bitten by cats probably 100 times throughout my life and have never gone to the hospital for it and nothing bad ever happened lol
I don't use tiktok but just this clip... Idk, it wasn't funny to me. It just made me feel bad for the mom. I hope it was a joke that she was in on, but something makes me doubt it
I just find it mostly disturbing. The way that lady is talking doesn't seem right. I'm not religious at all, but pretty much my entire family is either Catholic or Protestant, and I can't even imagine any of them having similar reactions like her, it's just deeply unsettling. Also just feels like people are making fun of a mentally not quite stable person here, it's just not right.
This is the content I live for. It's the same essence as Jenna Marbles showing us her favorite tiktoks, which I miss greatly, so this fills that void slightly.
I have come to accept the closest I will ever get to a Dan and Phil meet and greet is finding out I have liked some of the same tiktoks as Mr. Philip Lester
IF YOU WANT TO SEE DAN DIE WATCH A SPON SEGMENT 😭😭😭😭 phil deserves to get his time to shine and dan would do such a good job pls vote for phil 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
So I just wanna say that I think so many of us enjoy these videos is because they are so simple, it’s like we’re sitting here, vibing, watching tik toks together and for a moment the world isn’t on fire
I'm 40 and such a huge fan. Their return to Dan and Phil Games has brought this old lady lots of Joy. :) I may not have been drawing whiskers on my face but I was there for every Dan and Phil are not on fire. ❤❤❤
10:07 I wanna know how long Dan has been keeping in the word "camp" as his vocabulary before he came out😭😭I'm so happy they're able to say whatever terminology they want now💓
My thinking when it comes to tiktok is "Well, if it's funny enough eventually I'll see it cross-posted on another platform" today I continue to be proven correct 😂
14:33 Ok but I'm so vindicated by the seductive elevator thing bc the elevator in my old building used to do that and I would point it out whenever someone came over and NOBODY ELSE COULD HEAR IT
@@manuelrabuffetti I'm the other person who Jessica was talking about, I talked about it on tiktok!!! But my friend has had the same dream also... idk what this means but uh
I'm sorry but this is now one of my favourite series. Seeing Dan try his best to not like the experience and getting to see that Phil's fyp is exactly like I thought it would be is so good lmao
The Demi Lavato Regirock tiktok made me laugh so hard it triggered an asthma flare up and I was coughing so hard my roommate knocked on my door to make sure I was ok
“we brought them back with the sheer power of the gaming channel” brought back the northern lights?? girl from where, the north?? that’s where they’re supposed to be
@@angelbreadlanethe only one that works for me is the one they put in the pinned comment, also you have to turn on allow tracking in settings but you can turn it right back off after
Dan and Phil have no idea how happy this era makes me, how i love and cherish every one if their videos and it warms my heart sm to see them happy and laughing like this
To anyone that may be nervous to watch Dan's We're all doomed, I highly suggest it! It was incredible! I was nervous too, but it's really so so so good 💛
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I need a biblically accurate Dan as a gold pig in Dragon city
is it only for new players? i'm an existing player and i want the golden pig😭😭😭
@LoCat13 I just downloaded through the link and didn't get it 🫠 idk what I did wrong
let’s fucking go
send it to me rachel
send it to me baby
me when i saw the yearly ryan ross appearance
Send it to me baby
Send it to me pleaseee
Where?? show me to me pleaseeee 😭😭
They put that poll up knowing damn well Dan would get the most votes because he despises the pig 💀💀💀
Shamelessly voted for Dan because Phil’s gonna do a terrible job and itll be great.
Immediately voted for Dan.
everyone who voted for dan to be the one turned into the golden pig is WRONG and i accept no criticism!
🌟 golden phil all the way 🌟
@@mackenziehansen8568 NO PLEASE LISTEN!! think about if phil was turned into the pig..... think of the moments we would get...
@@kath26 VOTE FOR PHIL PLS 😭😭 it would be such better content
"really😒? you're not going to want your dinner😔" that fatherly disappointment
"I am! I am 😌"
literally had flashbacks to a conversation with my six year old sister who was eating CHOCOLATE five minutes before dinner. I’m like girl I am cooking for you put it away 😭😭
then I walk into the next room and my three year old sister is sitting there face stuffed with lunchbox popcorn! the battle is endless
this got me so good
sooooo cute i died
older sibling vs younger sibling energy, the actual age difference is irrelevant, it's the upbringing that counts
My favorite thing about these tiktok videos is Dan's all "it's brainrot" and then he gets very much into them
It's the same energy as the dad who doesn't want a pet and then loves the pet more than anyone
@@Dana-cp8qz omg that’s literally my dad lol
He just wants Phil to curate a feed for him lol
Dan is the boy that wants to be "not like other boys" but fell in love with the sweet heart boy next door that is very much BOTH "like the other boys" while also being unlike anyone else you've ever met. I don't care even for one moment what labels they give to themselves and their relationship, for me it just is so clear how much they compliment each other as they go through life together, just one silly llama loving one silly lion. ❤❤❤
dan is the og brain rot consumer with his sofa crease
Dan being the eclipse and Phil being the norther lights just makes sense ✨
this is how cult worship starts i think
I read this as "mother lights" and honestly I think it's still kinda accurate
Dan's eyeroll at that had me laughing so hard cause I saw all the cute edits on tumblr and u could tell he viscerally hated that idea dsjkadn rip us emotional phannies
I feel like this is dangerously close to "dan is the pen phil is the highlighter dan drew the world phil made it brighter" territory
I recently thought of them as yin and yang
at this point Dragon City is part of the damn family 😭😭😭 Welcome phome 😭😭😭
Phamily
It's not just a phouse. It's a phome
Phragon phity...no
Phragon city my love
im gonna puke phome
Phil mentioning the Solar Eclipse and Northern Lights parallel.
THEY SEE EVERYTHING.
AAAAAA IT WAS MY TWEET TOO IM DYING
@@c1ayrai1ton congratss 😭
@@c1ayrai1ton They're watching you.
why is Phil spying on dnptwt?!
nowhere is safe they’re in our walls
"you're not going to want your dinner" is such a mum concern
I actually have the tea on Deborah, because that restaurant is in my city! It was a vegetarian/vegan restaurant for over a decade, that decided out of the blue to add meat items to the menu. They got a ton of backlash for it, including a particularly SCATHING google review from someone named Deborah who tore into them for the way the owner was responding to the backlash. And then they closed.
For those interested...... The words of our local Queen Deborah: 'hi my name is deborah. i have frequented heirloom many times over the years. i am very disappointed by the owners calling their customers naz*’s? just a weird and wildly inappropriate thing to say. maybe this is all some sort of rebrand to turn into the next karen’s diner? anyways, sitting on the edge of my seat to see if you guys crash & burn or not!:)"
amazing
omg thank you for the information
Exceptional insider scoop, thank you so much for sharing
oh this is incredible, so deborah is an Icon Actually
dan and phil PLEASE play keep talking and nobody explodes im BEGGING
they have!!! th-cam.com/video/GT2Rr8CtKmM/w-d-xo.htmlsi=6le_KpU01QhIeqsp
Wait do u know they played it before the hiatus I think
Yes I need to see it again
@@tillyhewitt4491 oh you’re so right
they did a whole series of it pre-hiatus it’s so good
“daddies give us more”
please stop speaking forever
but this is how we speak
I mean idk :/ seems like a pretty accurate impression to me 💀💀
He’s right but I agree
@@alexf225 it's not though???
he's right but he shouldn't say it
“Just helping your self to a drumstick squashy” that’s the most British sounding candy I’ve ever heard of. And they flavors are rhubaab and custehd 😂
Right?? I'm sitting here like wtf does that taste like??
The texture is halfway between gummy and marshmallow and the taste is mostly sweet with a little bit of sour from the rhubarb. Drumsticks are chewy lollipops that have been around forever that are usually flavours like strawberries and cream and a few years ago they started making Squashes and they're delicious.
I hate to break it to you Dan but Phil's TikTok algorithm might be the best that's even been crafted
why are we being threatened with a hiatus if phil doesn’t get the bucket 😭😭
like why are we involved babes 🥸
fr like leave us out of divorce court pls hello ⁉️😭
WE ARE SAFE DONT WORRY
HE GOT THE BUCKET!!!! all is well 🥹
“are cat teeth that sharp?”
as someone who owns a fluffy demon that loves to bite constantly, yes, yes they are
Is it true you should go to the hospital (I am an American; I say THE hospital, lol) for any type of non-bleeding cat bite? Like, literally, any degree of non-bleeding cat bite.
@@JamaicanRain yes, you should get tetanus and rabies vaccines for safety
@@JamaicanRain Outside of tetanus and rabies cats can carry some pretty stubborn bacteria in their mouth. If a cat bite breaks the skin it's worth going to a doctor to potentially get antibiotics for it
@@JamaicanRainI’ve been bitten by cats probably 100 times throughout my life and have never gone to the hospital for it and nothing bad ever happened lol
@@primcasihayou don’t need to get shots every time your indoor pet cat bites you tf
Dan's wearing a Junji Ito shirt, and Phil's wearing a shirt Junji Ito would wear
i cant watch "show it to me Rachel" bc i cant help but imagine the awkward aftermath when Rachel tells her mom she was lying after allat
it creeps me out so bad that someone is that brainwashed I can’t watch it
@@avao3914same, idk the context but it makes me a bit sad :/
I don't use tiktok but just this clip... Idk, it wasn't funny to me. It just made me feel bad for the mom. I hope it was a joke that she was in on, but something makes me doubt it
God same it's so hard to watch 😂
I just find it mostly disturbing. The way that lady is talking doesn't seem right.
I'm not religious at all, but pretty much my entire family is either Catholic or Protestant, and I can't even imagine any of them having similar reactions like her, it's just deeply unsettling.
Also just feels like people are making fun of a mentally not quite stable person here, it's just not right.
The way Dan said ‘you’re not gonna want your dinnah’ sounds like he says it just about every day lol
"we saw you from across the puddle" quick on the draw, beautiful execution, 10/10 made me howl
the dune bucket better be PURCHASED Philip
This is the content I live for. It's the same essence as Jenna Marbles showing us her favorite tiktoks, which I miss greatly, so this fills that void slightly.
That’s literally exactly what I told my partner when I saw this upload
Same here!!
So true
Jacksepticeye does something similar!
I have come to accept the closest I will ever get to a Dan and Phil meet and greet is finding out I have liked some of the same tiktoks as Mr. Philip Lester
I don't even know what I'd do if I ever ran into them randomly lol probably just hide
I did run into them randomly. They loved on my dog.
Phil is going to serve so hard as the golden pig but dan absolutely dying inside is just too tempting
My thoughts
Let Phil serve!!! He deserves it and Dan would absolutely slay giving him the golden pig drag makeover 😭🐷 TH-cam lets you change your answer….
IF YOU WANT TO SEE DAN DIE WATCH A SPON SEGMENT 😭😭😭😭 phil deserves to get his time to shine and dan would do such a good job pls vote for phil 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Pls vote 4 Phil think of the loving touches and heart eyes ……
I'm living for Dan threatening us AND Phil with a hiatus every time he doesn't get his way
Philip Lester YOU BUY that damn popcorn bucket. I can’t live through another 5 year hiatus. 😭
seeing dan and phil’s take on “basic ass content” is not the same take most will have and that’s why we love these videos
once again their b is another person's a
Dan suffering is my favourite genre
GENRe
do you know what GENRe is?
we see him suffer on this channel every day, vote for phil 🙏🏻
wth
the "jesus was seen" lady sounds so much like phannies when someone tweets they bumped with dan and phil on the street.
"fucking vertical shit" is such a mood 😂 nothing better than good old 16:9
So I just wanna say that I think so many of us enjoy these videos is because they are so simple, it’s like we’re sitting here, vibing, watching tik toks together and for a moment the world isn’t on fire
this actually turned into "making dan enjoy something"
I can’t believe the golden pig is now immortalized in dragon city forever
them using the catboy photo as the error screen takes me out every time
phil fuckin LOCKING IN on the squashies at 12:15 before asking for one more 😭
This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Dan in an ad read
dan will NOT gaslit me into thinking this isn't prime content
me trying to quickly get ready for work and hearing dan yelling at me "ah yes good vibes"
i'm just so happy y'all are back. fully in my dan and phil phase again as a 24 year old lesbian. the earth is healing.
Phlesbians unite
I'm 40 and such a huge fan. Their return to Dan and Phil Games has brought this old lady lots of Joy. :) I may not have been drawing whiskers on my face but I was there for every Dan and Phil are not on fire. ❤❤❤
@@nicolestewart2843 their content has no age limit!!! so happy they bring you joy too
omg so ready for my parasocial hangout with my internet uncles
11:01 Mommy Dan goes off once again "YOU'RE FEELING CASUAL, ARE YOUU??"💀💀😭😭😂
10:59 was hilarious because of how out of nowhere the sound effect kicked and Dan looked so affronted by Phil eating squashies😆
14:26 that is SO funny to me because I’m Aussie and the reLIEF of hearing an Australian accent in another country is unmatched, I miss it so much
dan referring to laughter as "face gym" is my new favorite thing now
18:27
back after dan's duneussy dreams have been realized
LOVE U DADS
10:07 I wanna know how long Dan has been keeping in the word "camp" as his vocabulary before he came out😭😭I'm so happy they're able to say whatever terminology they want now💓
I'm currently crocheting a Dune worm and I proudly held it up to my screen like a dude holding a fish on Tinder when I saw the bucket
Please this is so funny
I totally brought the Dune worm out again so he could watch Dan unwrap the popcorn bucket on stream today 😆
"Daddies give us more" Daddies please never refer to yourselves as Daddies again
continue it takes two please we’re begging
+
12:26 “Youre not gonna want your dinner” THE STARE AND SWALLOW!!!! 🥵
phil’s tiktok likes are elite
Dan smiling so much he found new muscles made me smile so much ❤
dan talking abt the dune bucket and how much he wants it hits different now...
My thinking when it comes to tiktok is "Well, if it's funny enough eventually I'll see it cross-posted on another platform" today I continue to be proven correct 😂
They knew what we wanted
it’s “forcing dan to watch tiktok” and then he has the time of his life
it's like forcing me to go outside
14:33 Ok but I'm so vindicated by the seductive elevator thing bc the elevator in my old building used to do that and I would point it out whenever someone came over and NOBODY ELSE COULD HEAR IT
2:58 "you showed me to this"
I really thought he said ‘hello Dan and Phil *tops*’ and was SHAKEN
Dan truly is the master of eyerolls... Top of his game, head of the class, etc
9:58 glad he got it
12:24 is so cute, Dan's really looking out for Phil's health 😂
I keep having reccurring nightmares that Dan and Phil react to their tiktok hashtags and I'm not okay I've woken up in cold sweat over this.
I SAW OOMF TALKING ABOUT HAVING THESE DREAMS ON TIKTOK 😭😭
Bitch me too.
@@Jessica_aah JESSICA???? ITS FRNKENSTIEN OMG HELLO
I just found this comment 3 months later and the intrigue is killing me. Did you two actually know eachother or did two people dream the same thing??
@@manuelrabuffetti I'm the other person who Jessica was talking about, I talked about it on tiktok!!! But my friend has had the same dream also... idk what this means but uh
8:43 I’m legit using a pair of those rn to watch this video! Great for disabled people x
16:22 okay dan please actually slow down, you shot through that collage at light speed, some of us need TIME TO READ
dan is getting way too confident threatening another hiatus as if we're not still TRAUMATIZED
Phil trying to push Dan out of the way so we can see the golden pig 😭 the most glorious creature
I'm sorry but this is now one of my favourite series. Seeing Dan try his best to not like the experience and getting to see that Phil's fyp is exactly like I thought it would be is so good lmao
i genuinely think dan would do absolute NUMBERS on tiktok
i just sat down and opened youtube to find something to watch while i eat, thank you its like u heard me
“Don’t you just love a hog?”
the golden pig is the real star of this video
The Demi Lavato Regirock tiktok made me laugh so hard it triggered an asthma flare up and I was coughing so hard my roommate knocked on my door to make sure I was ok
Dan as a solar eclipse and Phil as the northern lights makes too much sense and is so cute.
9:20 "he's taking back the mountain" is now integrated into my daily vocabulary thank u
“has the moment not passed” Phil asks while sweating because he’s already haggling for a semi used dune bucket
phil's tiktok likes continue to be so immaculate like i can rlly give up tiktok as long as u keep making these vids
the way dan snorted twice at two separate dog videos lmao
“we brought them back with the sheer power of the gaming channel” brought back the northern lights?? girl from where, the north?? that’s where they’re supposed to be
LOLL
Dads are feeding us
"daddies give us more" is now the only valid way to ask for more content from you guys
Perfect timing this upload EXACTLY on my break thank you dan and phil
0:47 NOOOO YOU AREN'T MEANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS 😭
its like u sensed that my cat has held my lap hostage and provided entertainment right when i needed it. thank
10:30 that was a ✨crispy✨ snort
YES MORE DNP FOR MY TOP SURGERY RECOVERY
I'm high on pain meds right now💕💅🏻
Hang in there! It's a tough recovery, but you'll get there and it's the most wonderful feeling 🥰🏳️⚧️ (had mine Dec 2020)
I see him trying not to smile at 0:56 when Twitter compared them to recent space phenomenons.
10:19 I bet Dan does that all the time to get what he wants. Just looks at Phil like
👁👁 and saying "There will be a hiatus..."
7:57 now you know what it’s like to be a wheelchair user on public transit
12:23 dan channeled his grandmother lol
I love that Dragon City is singlehandedly funding the phlife
I wanna see dans artistic talent on Phil so please turn Phil into a golden pig!!! And an outfit 💛💛
i now have a golden pig surrounded by 3 dapg banners in dragon city
bae i’m trying to get them now but everytime i click the link or scan the qr code it takes me to the app and i can’t find them :(
@@angelbreadlane i sometimes have to refresh the app or maybe try a different device if you have one
@@angelbreadlanethe only one that works for me is the one they put in the pinned comment, also you have to turn on allow tracking in settings but you can turn it right back off after
@@angelbreadlanesame
the "send it to me rachel" video is basically just what happened when dan and phil ended the hiatus
YOU GUYS NEED TO VOTE FOR PHIL! he is the golden pig owner after all 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
You guys look 25 still, it’s actually insane. Dan particularly looks like he hasn’t aged a day since 2016.
Dan and Phil have no idea how happy this era makes me, how i love and cherish every one if their videos and it warms my heart sm to see them happy and laughing like this
oh dan, you KNOW you're going to win that poll
To anyone that may be nervous to watch Dan's We're all doomed, I highly suggest it! It was incredible! I was nervous too, but it's really so so so good 💛
I'm not nervous, I just really struggle to find two spare hours