Hate to tell you this mate but every single person who drives in the UK knows their number plate. You always have to know it if you're parking or when you have to re tax or insure your vehicle every year so it's kind of one of those things that you just have to know
My American friend asked me what B&Q was and I said it was like a British version of Home Depot…she asks me to translate a lot of vocabulary differences between British English and American English…sometimes it gets embarrassing😊.
The beaked masks were filled with theriac, a mixture of more than 55 herbs and other compounds including ingredients such as cinnamon, myrrh, and honey. The shape of the beak was supposedly designed to give the air enough time to be cleansed by the herbs before it reached the nose.
@@branthomas1621 100% Guys like that really anger me. They think they somehow have the right to dictate what people can or can't do with their time and threaten force or violence to make others conform to what they think they should be doing. I saw several people in plague doctor masks during covid, it was just a bit of lighthearted fun during a dark time. If his son was petrified by it then perhaps his son is just a bit of a wuss?.....
Bet they weren't made in China for one pence each then sold to the whole country by our own government for 5 pounds each tho when they were completely useless.
@@branthomas1621 I thought exactly same. A bit weird yeah, but why does van dick feel he has to get involved and film it? Get back in your motor and sod off lol
If there is one thing that sets us brits apart from the rest of the world it's that we will do ANYTHING for a laugh. Other countries? "Don't be stupid why would I do that?" Britain? "FUCK YEAH I'LL BUST MAH HEAD THROUGH THE DOOR FOR A FIVER MATE"
I jumped into a rotten dirty river type thing this thing was infested for a bottle of buckfast scotsman here my mate threw it in they were 4.99 at the time
In the UK, at a traffic stop, one of the first questions a cop might ask is "Do you know your registration?" (Licence number) Failing to know it suggests the car might be stolen. Yes, most drivers will know their registration.
It took me a good while to memorize my mobile number, let alone the reg on my car lol Yeah the car with cloned plates would be involved with illegal doings.
Everyone in the UK knows their number plate, unlike the US, once it's registered to a car here, it stays with the car for the life of the car or until you buy a personalised plate. It's also how you know the age of the car, eg. mine is a 13 plate, so it was first registered between March and September 2013. In the video LW 17 MBX, just from a glace you know it was registered between March and September 2017, the other car seen, EK 60 VUU was first registered between September 2010 and March 2011. My mate once got a speeding ticket in the post from Birmingham with a photo showing his registration, however we were in Reading at the Reading festival at the time, after providing proof, the ticket was cancelled and a clone alert put out.
The first two letters also denote where it was registered, seeing as you mention Reading and I'm from there lol, any number plate beginning with R is registered in that area (I think R covers the whole of Berkshire)
@@nickyjones88 When we first switched to the LLNNLLL format cars registered in my area started with FE, then I think they changed it and I honestly couldn't tell you what the letters are for my area now. There doesn't seem to be any consistency, I can't recall seeing any plates locally that start with the same letter(s) since about 15 years ago. I did see one car that started FE 71, on the day 71 plates came out but nothing else that I can recall.
@jollybodger I can't speak for what your area is but the first two letters are definitely geographic. I got this from a car dealership website - 'The first two letters of your car's number plate refer to where it was registered. The first letter is for the region, and the second is for the local DVLA office. The two numbers following this are an age identifier, changed every 6 months at the beginning of March and September.' FE is one of the Lincoln plates by the looks of it.
The 3 min "boom boom boom" video was filmed in my home town of Kirkcaldy. Which is also the home town of Adam Smith, Gordon Brown and linoleum flooring.
2:03 i’m crying at this cuz not once does he think to help him instead he films him like a david attenborough doc and leaves it up to nature to decide 🤣🤣🤣
I have that exact same shape and size hole in my bedroom door as the one at 06:15. In my case it was a baseball bat because I got trapped in my bedroom when the door handle fell off 😂
That mask he was wearing was a copy of the Plague masks the Doctors used to wear in Medieval times. They would fill the beak up with herbs and such and hoped it would stop them from catching Plague.
If I was there I would of stood up for the man in the mask and wouldn't of let the prick in the van touch him. I've seen scarier Halloween masks than that. its a free country.
My son begged me to buy him a plague doctors mask to wear to school during the covid 19 lock down ( they were allowed to go to their special needs school in bubbles on planned days ) he is a proud owner of two of them.
9:08 well played that man. He had one lined up and made great use of it. I laughed so much my stomach hurts! 😂😂😂😂😂 and JT's reaction made me laugh even more!
The guy on the corner is wearing a "plague doctor" mask - worn by doctors (oddly enough) during the Black Death plague . . . (Who would've guessed that twist?) Uncle Bill was displaying typical English behaviour in a foreign country - Continue using English, but much louder 😅
For some reason the paint man reminded me of when I worked in a supermarket. We all disappeared and found somewhere to hide, when somebody dropped a gallon can of cooking oil in one of the shopping lanes. Clean up was a nightmare. 😆
The bird mask was introduced at the time of the Black Plague over here. The beak was stuffed with herbs to cover the smell of the putrefying flesh of the dead and dying.
Yo, J.T.! It was a naan bread on the turntable, not a tortilla. The joke being that it would play Indian music. If you played a tortilla you would hear mariachi music. It's all very racially humorous. [edit BTW, I remember the number plates of every car I've ever owned.]
Yes I know my registration and my families ones too. And the plague doctors mask was that long as the stench of death was so horrendous they used rose petals or other flower petals to reduce the stench.
I dont drive but i know the number plates of both my parents cars and my grandparents car and the number plate of the drug dealer who supplies my neighbor at half past two in the morning.
True. Knowing your number plate in the UK is handy as you need it for various reasons in various situations. I remember number plates of my last 4 cars including the current one
The beat box I believe was achieved by an audacity mic device. They were originally used to enhance the weak vocals of people who can't produce enough volume to talk. Because the vocals are only doing the muscle work the volume is enhanced by the mic and sounds robotic so this guy who has average vocals is using the device to enhance his beat boxing.
What do you mean, "who has their number plate memorised?" I want to say, pretty much everybody. How do you find your car in a crowded car park if you don't know your reg?
I just remember where i parked, know what my car looks like and press the key fob when i get close, ive never remembered more than the first letter of my reg numbers, and never lost my car. But to be fair its not like we have huge car parks in england, largest one around here is ASDA.
Everyone in the UK knows their own number plate because we have to write it down so many times a year...every time we park in a private carpark and go in somewhere with a sign in book (like apartment buildings) we have to write name, who you are to the person you're visiting, what number you're visiting, number plate, time in, time out. Fire safety thing. Also a few of the regular carparks are ticketless now so you just put your number plate details into the machine and pay.
You keep your plates here too. When you buy a new car and sell the old one you put the plate onto the new car. So you get to know the plate # quite well!
I know my number plate, it's my wedding anniversary. Brownie points off the missus for buying it, (and I'll never forget the date sshhh) win, win. The guy from bradford didn't say 'I love you, Tyson Fury', he had a british asian accent, he said, 'I'll HAVE you, Tyson Fury'. Funny video, well done, you too JT.
Yep I know my registration number. We have to enter it into car park machines etc. not just for that reason lol. It’s different in the UK…. The registration is for the car. The chassis number will match it. I believe in the USA it’s for each person and you swap it between cars?
B&Q - they're a building and home improvement store. Maybe they're drumming up business. The taco was actually a chapati, an Indian unlevened bread. That's why the Bangra music was playing. HTH!
You need to know your licence plate number in the UK. When your parking or if you have to sign into a building like a school or hospital you have to put your plate number in to enter and exit certain places.
The bread on the turntable is an Indian Nan Bread, so the music fits, it's funny. We all have to memorise our car reg'. If the police stop you they ask for the reg', can't answer? Probably stolen. The cops now have an NPR system fitted to most squad cars so don't ask it as much, but we still memorise our plates for old time's sake.
Came in very handy for finding my mate's white qashqai in a large lot, filled with other white qashqai and qashqai-esque cars! The key fob? Oh bless you if you thought that, we're in our 60s and we forgot that bit.
Reference number plates: I passed my driving test in 1993 & I can still remember the registration number of my first car & my present car and the one before that. 😂
Hate to tell you this mate but every single person who drives in the UK knows their number plate. You always have to know it if you're parking or when you have to re tax or insure your vehicle every year so it's kind of one of those things that you just have to know
Funnily enough I remember the reg of our family car when I was a kid but have to run outside phone in hand every year when I book my MOT.
@@skapunkno1 circa 1974 - little triumph sports car - RUM 848M
@@tonycasey3183 early 80s Rover red with black roof CNL118K
@@skapunkno1i remember the past 3 reg of my cars aha
Also we like to name our car based on the letters on our number plate 😊
The irony of it being a B&Q truck is B&Q are a home improvement store.
You can do it....if you B&Q it 🤣
My American friend asked me what B&Q was and I said it was like a British version of Home Depot…she asks me to translate a lot of vocabulary differences between British English and American English…sometimes it gets embarrassing😊.
DIY or die with B&Q lol
@@mary-kittybonkers2374 Isn't Home Depot our Home Base?
@@skyrat3816 I’m not sure, I was just thinking of a similar large hardware and DIY superstore. She seemed to agree.
The beaked masks were filled with theriac, a mixture of more than 55 herbs and other compounds including ingredients such as cinnamon, myrrh, and honey. The shape of the beak was supposedly designed to give the air enough time to be cleansed by the herbs before it reached the nose.
Taht guy wasn't doing any harm or scaring anyone. The guy in the van is a twonk
It was invented for Dr's during the plague
@@branthomas1621 100% Guys like that really anger me. They think they somehow have the right to dictate what people can or can't do with their time and threaten force or violence to make others conform to what they think they should be doing.
I saw several people in plague doctor masks during covid, it was just a bit of lighthearted fun during a dark time. If his son was petrified by it then perhaps his son is just a bit of a wuss?.....
Bet they weren't made in China for one pence each then sold to the whole country by our own government for 5 pounds each tho when they were completely useless.
@@branthomas1621 I thought exactly same. A bit weird yeah, but why does van dick feel he has to get involved and film it? Get back in your motor and sod off lol
If there is one thing that sets us brits apart from the rest of the world it's that we will do ANYTHING for a laugh. Other countries? "Don't be stupid why would I do that?" Britain? "FUCK YEAH I'LL BUST MAH HEAD THROUGH THE DOOR FOR A FIVER MATE"
😂😂
Hahaha. I was actually thinking that. When JT said, 'who does that' and my answer was The 'Brits' 😂
I jumped into a rotten dirty river type thing this thing was infested for a bottle of buckfast scotsman here my mate threw it in they were 4.99 at the time
@@randomshorts739 Was it a quarter bottle or a full one? Lol. Buckfast makes scotland go mad. 😆
@@ScottishDeeSideEye a full bottle was worth it 🤣🤣🤣and yeah it sends us crazy its the caffeine
4:52 "Al 'av 'ya" = "I'll have you (in a fight)"
In the UK, at a traffic stop, one of the first questions a cop might ask is "Do you know your registration?" (Licence number) Failing to know it suggests the car might be stolen. Yes, most drivers will know their registration.
speaking as someone who books in visitors, no they dont.
It took me a good while to memorize my mobile number, let alone the reg on my car lol
Yeah the car with cloned plates would be involved with illegal doings.
As someone who can forget his own phone number or date of birth I say that's a lie
I put words to the letters of my number plate to remember it. Two of letters of my car is LB ( London Borough).
@@farrahwalker6222 An old one of mine was 'L82 FUK'. Have fun 🤪
Most brits memorise their license plates because we have to type them in at parking machines when we buy our ticket
I miss the days before that
Everyone where I am from knows their liscence plates by heart, I just thought that was the default
The 'tortilla' is actually Indian pitta, hence the Bhangra music. British people love Indian food (curry).
Chapati
Paratha...
Naan
Everyone in the UK knows their number plate, unlike the US, once it's registered to a car here, it stays with the car for the life of the car or until you buy a personalised plate. It's also how you know the age of the car, eg. mine is a 13 plate, so it was first registered between March and September 2013.
In the video LW 17 MBX, just from a glace you know it was registered between March and September 2017, the other car seen, EK 60 VUU was first registered between September 2010 and March 2011.
My mate once got a speeding ticket in the post from Birmingham with a photo showing his registration, however we were in Reading at the Reading festival at the time, after providing proof, the ticket was cancelled and a clone alert put out.
The first two letters also denote where it was registered, seeing as you mention Reading and I'm from there lol, any number plate beginning with R is registered in that area (I think R covers the whole of Berkshire)
@@nickyjones88 When we first switched to the LLNNLLL format cars registered in my area started with FE, then I think they changed it and I honestly couldn't tell you what the letters are for my area now.
There doesn't seem to be any consistency, I can't recall seeing any plates locally that start with the same letter(s) since about 15 years ago. I did see one car that started FE 71, on the day 71 plates came out but nothing else that I can recall.
@jollybodger I can't speak for what your area is but the first two letters are definitely geographic. I got this from a car dealership website - 'The first two letters of your car's number plate refer to where it was registered. The first letter is for the region, and the second is for the local DVLA office. The two numbers following this are an age identifier, changed every 6 months at the beginning of March and September.' FE is one of the Lincoln plates by the looks of it.
The 3 min "boom boom boom" video was filmed in my home town of Kirkcaldy. Which is also the home town of Adam Smith, Gordon Brown and linoleum flooring.
2:03 i’m crying at this cuz not once does he think to help him instead he films him like a david attenborough doc and leaves it up to nature to decide 🤣🤣🤣
The clip of everyone dancing to the venga boys is one of my favourites 🖤
what makes that first one even funnier to me, its B+Q, a huge home hardware store for DIY, something that house is gonna need now :D
Fella confrontating the plague doctor needs to mind his business. Is it a bit odd? Yeah. Does it actually flaming matter? No
I have that exact same shape and size hole in my bedroom door as the one at 06:15. In my case it was a baseball bat because I got trapped in my bedroom when the door handle fell off 😂
That mask he was wearing was a copy of the Plague masks the Doctors used to wear in Medieval times. They would fill the beak up with herbs and such and hoped it would stop them from catching Plague.
If I was there I would of stood up for the man in the mask and wouldn't of let the prick in the van touch him. I've seen scarier Halloween masks than that. its a free country.
My son begged me to buy him a plague doctors mask to wear to school during the covid 19 lock down ( they were allowed to go to their special needs school in bubbles on planned days ) he is a proud owner of two of them.
That second one was my favourite 😂
1:23 *Chapatti
A "plague doctor" mask!!! Classic!!!
9:08 well played that man. He had one lined up and made great use of it. I laughed so much my stomach hurts! 😂😂😂😂😂 and JT's reaction made me laugh even more!
The Tyson fury guy doesn’t say ‘I love you’ at the end, he says ‘I’ll have ya’ 😂😂
The guy on the corner is wearing a "plague doctor" mask - worn by doctors (oddly enough) during the Black Death plague . . . (Who would've guessed that twist?)
Uncle Bill was displaying typical English behaviour in a foreign country - Continue using English, but much louder 😅
"Give a man a door with a hole in it and his happy".......JT best should of left that unsaid. HHAHAHAHAHAH.
For some reason the paint man reminded me of when I worked in a supermarket. We all disappeared and found somewhere to hide, when somebody dropped a gallon can of cooking oil in one of the shopping lanes. Clean up was a nightmare. 😆
I'm loving your shorts, JT! It's quite normal to have absolutely no sober people in UK streets at pub/club chucking-out time, by the way!
The bird mask was introduced at the time of the Black Plague over here. The beak was stuffed with herbs to cover the smell of the putrefying flesh of the dead and dying.
The vengaboys song video I love that!!! Everyone knows every word still haha 😂😆
English people drunk are a treasure we need to cherish haha, you should see the scenes in the local pubs I go here haha
I remember every number plate I've ever had but for the life of me I can't remember my own phone number 😅
Well, you don't call yourself so fair enough.
Skill issue.
@@TimmiTification skill is rare African bum disease I'm glad I don't have it
I only know my own phone number off by heart, fat load of good it'd do me if I lost the damn thing and needed to call someone
Yo, J.T.! It was a naan bread on the turntable, not a tortilla. The joke being that it would play Indian music. If you played a tortilla you would hear mariachi music. It's all very racially humorous.
[edit BTW, I remember the number plates of every car I've ever owned.]
Put a Welsh cake on there and it blasts out Dafydd Iwan right?
I thinks it's a chapati, but the point still stands
No it wasn't. It was a chapatti.
@@GTiR23and soda bread plays Daniel O’ Donnell
A square sausage plays bagpipe music.
Is that a public outdoor Bingo game with the really loud speaker at the apartment complex?????
I don't stop coming back to this channel. Wondering when he's going to the UK
You need to come because with your knowledge of the uk, you will have an amazing Time
200k tattoo done on visit to UK!
6:19 Is the best part of this video, funny and true!!
The dancing high street was my town during horse race week (cheltenhamgold cup). That is a sainsbury behind them.
Yes I know my registration and my families ones too. And the plague doctors mask was that long as the stench of death was so horrendous they used rose petals or other flower petals to reduce the stench.
I swear, my stomach hurts laughing so much at these videos. OMG!😂😂😂
I dont drive but i know the number plates of both my parents cars and my grandparents car and the number plate of the drug dealer who supplies my neighbor at half past two in the morning.
Sorry bro, hope my exhaust isn't too loud x
One of your best JT. Had me in stitches.
True. Knowing your number plate in the UK is handy as you need it for various reasons in various situations. I remember number plates of my last 4 cars including the current one
You kind of have to memorise your number in the UK plate in order to pay for parking because the machines request it
Another hilarious video. The witch on the broomstick was so funny.
1:25 not a tortilla a naan bread you plum 😂
OMG NO THAT GUY SNORING HAS ME DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
Give a man a hole in a door were gonna jump through it was not what I was thinking 😂
👀 🤣
Funniest thing .. you speeding through it and bopping away! hahahaha!
The beat box I believe was achieved by an audacity mic device. They were originally used to enhance the weak vocals of people who can't produce enough volume to talk. Because the vocals are only doing the muscle work the volume is enhanced by the mic and sounds robotic so this guy who has average vocals is using the device to enhance his beat boxing.
What do you mean, "who has their number plate memorised?" I want to say, pretty much everybody. How do you find your car in a crowded car park if you don't know your reg?
I just remember where i parked, know what my car looks like and press the key fob when i get close, ive never remembered more than the first letter of my reg numbers, and never lost my car. But to be fair its not like we have huge car parks in england, largest one around here is ASDA.
i love your videos, you always make me laugh , thank you :)
11:07 damn this one is just down the road from me 😭 I never expected that this sleepy little area in London would feature in a TikTok compilation!
Everyone in the UK knows their own number plate because we have to write it down so many times a year...every time we park in a private carpark and go in somewhere with a sign in book (like apartment buildings) we have to write name, who you are to the person you're visiting, what number you're visiting, number plate, time in, time out. Fire safety thing.
Also a few of the regular carparks are ticketless now so you just put your number plate details into the machine and pay.
An Old Motorcycle Number plate I had was 'L82 FUK'. Always joked that I wanted to get pulled over for speeding so I could use it as an excuse
That hole in the door is just right for a dart board.
You keep your plates here too. When you buy a new car and sell the old one you put the plate onto the new car. So you get to know the plate # quite well!
What are you on about? The car keeps its plate not the owner
2:22 NEVER stumble into another mans stumps.
@17:00
“You all white mate”
Thatwas so funny. It was Naan bread or a big chapati on the record player, hence the Bangra music.
Hilarious ✌️ From Scotland
The 'tortilla' is a chapati, which is why the music is bhangra, I think it's Panjabi MC.
Panjabi MC sounds right for me 👍🏻 Mundian to bach ke is the songs name; isn’t it?
@@lemasander4932 That's what it sounded like to me.
Just thought I'd let you know, doughnuts are a British creation. Take those shorts back 🤣🤣
so is America though
🤣🤣🤣
Your vids always cheer me up 🤣
I know my number plate, it's my wedding anniversary. Brownie points off the missus for buying it, (and I'll never forget the date sshhh) win, win. The guy from bradford didn't say 'I love you, Tyson Fury', he had a british asian accent, he said, 'I'll HAVE you, Tyson Fury'. Funny video, well done, you too JT.
10:24 that video was actually made in my home town called Cheltenham :)
B and Q is equivalent to Home Depot.
Doughnuts are actually à British invention!
He said "I'll 'ave (have) you, Tyson Fury", "have" as in "beat up, destroy", etc.
The irony of the first clip is that B& Q are a DIY store 😂😂😂
That 2nd one wasn’t a tortilla… it’s a naan bread or chapatti… hence the Indian music? 😂
Pretty much all UK drivers know their own reg plate, well everyone I know does anyway 😂
I would say that everyone in the UK knows their own number plate!
No one besides a Glaswegian can understand the pure vibes of 'here we, here we, here we fucking go'. It's the hallmark of a pure mad mental night.
Yep I know my registration number. We have to enter it into car park machines etc. not just for that reason lol. It’s different in the UK…. The registration is for the car. The chassis number will match it. I believe in the USA it’s for each person and you swap it between cars?
14:10 I think that wall damage was already there
Love the witches transport! 😘
You can do it ! When you B & Q it ! 😅
Yeh that wasn't John left unsupervised in the back of the van,they stuck him in the back and ragged it around...😑😂😂💜
John covered in paint wasn't his fault it's the driver's fault 😂
Thank tortilla is a either a chapatti or a naan bread 😂
I have my families registration plates memorised lol.
In england the party is where ever the music is 😂
The guy with the Union Jack thong on his face looked like a Knock of Bane from Wish xD
Beatboxer @ 12.04 has deffo admired Codfish & D-low.....
Hes GOOD
I'm 59, been driving since I was 19 and I can remember every reg of every vehicle I've owned.
The plague doctor was around centuries ago.
B&Q - they're a building and home improvement store. Maybe they're drumming up business.
The taco was actually a chapati, an Indian unlevened bread. That's why the Bangra music was playing. HTH!
more please JT
ZN BB 13 was the licenseplate of my last car. Dutch BTW.
The second one was a naan bread. That's why it had Indian music
i feel for the guy in the van covered in paint
chips cheese and donna where on it till the morra 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s not a tortilla it’s a Nan, Blue van man: “My Nan is dead anyway…. } British Meme with in a British meme there…… send me all the praise now.
chip, cheese and donner, we're on it 'til the morra - here wa' - here wa' here wa f**king go! classic
that don from bradford is one of the normal ones
You need to know your licence plate number in the UK. When your parking or if you have to sign into a building like a school or hospital you have to put your plate number in to enter and exit certain places.
Most people in the uk know their own number plate! Some parking "lots" you have to put your plate number in the machine so people tend to memorise it!
The bread on the turntable is an Indian Nan Bread, so the music fits, it's funny. We all have to memorise our car reg'. If the police stop you they ask for the reg', can't answer? Probably stolen. The cops now have an NPR system fitted to most squad cars so don't ask it as much, but we still memorise our plates for old time's sake.
Came in very handy for finding my mate's white qashqai in a large lot, filled with other white qashqai and qashqai-esque cars! The key fob? Oh bless you if you thought that, we're in our 60s and we forgot that bit.
0:02 - BOM BOM BOM, BOM BOMBOM!! >XD
anyone!?
11:17 I think that second bus was out of control without a driver
Reference number plates: I passed my driving test in 1993 & I can still remember the registration number of my first car & my present car and the one before that. 😂
Thank you 😊
how dare you speed through such a vibe