40:58 I think that you could pull off a Mald Blanc for like, the hyper-edited roasts whenever they end up being revealed. Go section by section analyzing the person, only occasionally remembering ‘oh right the deck is here’. “Your tutors suggest that while you know what your combo is and how to execute it, your choice of Vampiric Tutor over Demonic Tutor demonstrates that you both believe that the instant speed is more important than it going directly to hand, as well as a mark of self-flagellation. Life is a resource, of course, but internally you wish you could be back playing some seven-mana enchantment with no immediate board effects, and thus your loss of life is not simply resource allocation but indeed punishing yourself for choosing efficiency over self-expression. Up next, Food Chain. Meanwhile-“ Etc, etc.
@4:17:27 I have fond memories of this card. Ran a dumbass Standard deck with it back in the day with Uyo, Silent Prophet, Reito Lantern, Memnarch, and Mycosynth Garden. Goal was to steal everything.
Why is it when I run 36-38 lands in my deck Moxfield misses land drops for five turns in a row but when some random shmo runs 30 lands in a deck with a mana curve well north of 3.5, they get a land every turn?
There are two methods, Patreon and Ko-Fi. Patreon $25+ tier members get first come first served access to 30 roast slots a month, if you don’t sign up in time, you don’t get a roast that month. This is primarily for supporting me with the deck roasting as a potential benefit. I sell 18 a month for $25 each on Ko-Fi as commissions, once those are out of stock you have to wait until next month but you will never pay money to not get roasted.
that zevlor deck looked every game like it was one vandalblast away from being sent to the stone age
40:58 I think that you could pull off a Mald Blanc for like, the hyper-edited roasts whenever they end up being revealed. Go section by section analyzing the person, only occasionally remembering ‘oh right the deck is here’.
“Your tutors suggest that while you know what your combo is and how to execute it, your choice of Vampiric Tutor over Demonic Tutor demonstrates that you both believe that the instant speed is more important than it going directly to hand, as well as a mark of self-flagellation. Life is a resource, of course, but internally you wish you could be back playing some seven-mana enchantment with no immediate board effects, and thus your loss of life is not simply resource allocation but indeed punishing yourself for choosing efficiency over self-expression. Up next, Food Chain. Meanwhile-“
Etc, etc.
@4:17:27 I have fond memories of this card. Ran a dumbass Standard deck with it back in the day with Uyo, Silent Prophet, Reito Lantern, Memnarch, and Mycosynth Garden. Goal was to steal everything.
You and Spice8rack make great content! Sorry I can't afford to support your patreon.
Why is it when I run 36-38 lands in my deck Moxfield misses land drops for five turns in a row but when some random shmo runs 30 lands in a deck with a mana curve well north of 3.5, they get a land every turn?
yo how to get to get roasted?
There are two methods, Patreon and Ko-Fi.
Patreon $25+ tier members get first come first served access to 30 roast slots a month, if you don’t sign up in time, you don’t get a roast that month. This is primarily for supporting me with the deck roasting as a potential benefit.
I sell 18 a month for $25 each on Ko-Fi as commissions, once those are out of stock you have to wait until next month but you will never pay money to not get roasted.
@@maldhound cheers!