Wouldn't have this song came out before or right around his death? I can imagine Excella played it on end and Albert Wesker thought to himself "I don't care if she's loyal, I don't care if she's got money, she plays that dammed Poker Face one more time she's getting the Uroboros treatment." And we saw what happened from there.
“In less than five minutes, we’ll reach optimal algorithmic efficiency. Poker face, will be unleashed upon the internet, insuring Complete. Global. Poker Facing.”
It's when he realises Chris has been recording his singing the entire time. Once Chris shows everyone at BSAA, Wesker will have no choice but to jump in a volcano from sheer embarrassment
@@kingmidasxynopyt ikr! I legit like this more than the original.. Beautiful. Absolute masterpiece. Now, every time I play RE5, during the fights, I'll play this song on repeat lol, and just imagine this is his internal monologue. Rip, Albert.
My headcanon is that wesker actually has black hair. But he is so extra that he dyes his hair blonde while singing this song. And first thing he thought when he capture jill was " I gotta change your look girl"
Great AI cover! It really raises up the mood! Thank you for sharing the video with us! "Chriiiiis!" - this is how a rooster crows every morning when I'm in a village. XD
this is the best song I have ever heard, I cried at it and then started sobbing at the screams next, it was so beautiful. would listen to the rest of my life, its my new praying music and I would pray to this, as well as meditate. its so soothing and amazing, I love it. it really brings back sentimental memories of my family as well, would recommend this. everyone, you are loved and beautiful, praise god! (this is satire)(the song is still beautiful would pray to it)(even if im not religious)
When Wesker forgets to close his office door back at RPD.
Ture
🤫
A practically *photogenic* pokerface.
Chris and Leon walk in the room: 😂😂
rip albert wesker you would've loved lady gaga
Wouldn't have this song came out before or right around his death? I can imagine Excella played it on end and Albert Wesker thought to himself "I don't care if she's loyal, I don't care if she's got money, she plays that dammed Poker Face one more time she's getting the Uroboros treatment." And we saw what happened from there.
He's not dead
He died in the end of the RE5 Story, by burning/melting alive in the Volcano, and since not turned up in the next Games ever again...@@7minutesguy
My hopium is too strong to believe he is dead
@JohnPerry27 I believe he is talking about his voice actor who played his character
Four minutes. Four minutes is all I can spare to sing with you.
seven*
@@MARlAmudaThe video lasts 4 minutes
@@OrlandoPapafrita oh, i suppose i should thank you
Now I want a 4 Minutes cover with him and Excella
@@laurentiusmcmxcv lol and now i want one with him and Chris 😂
He definitely sang this song while putting blonde dye on Jill’s hair and no one is gonna convince me otherwise
Uh...
I agree
Canon
even if i came up with a weird excuse to disprove this, i wouldn't be convinced and still believe this
Poker Face released in 2008 so there’s a chance Albert Wesker probably heard that song
He would have loved it
@@Revolverocelottthe probably wouldn't openly admit it tho
True
RE5 takes place in 2009, so you’d be correct pol
Odds are Excella or Irving played it at least once in Wesker's presence
"hey chris, it's poking time."
and then he poked him- truly the most moment of time
my favorite part in RE5 was when Wesker and Chris were fighting and then Wesker said “it’s poking time!” and then pokered all over the place
We're making it out of the spencer mansion with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
We getting the hourly strain shot with this one
Lmaooo
The Chris screaming. 😂😂😂
When did he scream?
Time stamp???
@@carolinecole5731 3:54
I thought he was screaming 'TRRRAIIIINNNNN'. 😂
@MissDerpina2606 ngl I heard that too 😂
😂 So now I feel like Wesker was singing this to himself every time he was walking around.
Thank you so much for this. Thank you so, so much.
@@gaelofariandel6747I’m high as hell and this comment gave me a good riot
@@drelezar7745 XD Glad to be of assistance. Depressed as hell with work & I saw this right before starting my shift & loved it.
Always happy for these types of mental pictures for me to associate with all my favorite characters.
"I've only got 7 minutes to do karaoke, Chris,"💀
I genuinely feel like this is unironically in character for him
I agree 😭
Then you're stupid.
2:59 Chris opened the door in RPD and saw Wesker singing. Now hes mad
I imagine Ada's reaction seeing this
Like « bitch what the »
“In less than five minutes, we’ll reach optimal algorithmic efficiency. Poker face, will be unleashed upon the internet, insuring Complete. Global. Poker Facing.”
It's wesking time!
2:58 bro started having seizures💀
He forget his drugs
"CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS"
@@NateNeverAskedForThis LOL I HEARD THAT TOO
I think he was trying to scream Chris but the AI made it sounds like he was suffering 10 thousand life times in hell for 2 seconds
@@BuckBlaziken that's exactly how he yells chris in the game
I knew it.... It was Weskin time
I'll take Morbin time anyday
It was destiny
It sounds so natural coming out of his mouth.
Everything coming out of his mouth is natural.
Like it sounds like a song Wesker would sing in karaoke with Chris and the other RE characters
Wesker mains after downing all four survivers in DBD
My wesker and pyramid head are my highest level killers
As a Wesker main I can confirm this 😂
@@AlbertWeskerVRoh that’s crazy I didn’t know Albert Wesker played Albert Wesker that much
real HAHHA
As a wesker player can confirm
WE MAKING COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🕴🏻🕴🏻😎😎
I don't want that
THE CHRISSSSSSS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAO
Ngl ive actually been listening to this instead of the original its legitimately a banger 😭
same lol
Real
Imagine if it was perfected with no laggey voice OMG !
@@diesonneisthedude2668 get the actual Wesker VA to do this
I unironically like whenever he scream "CHRRRRIIIIISSSS" while the background singers are still singing. example 2:58
I hate that I can totally imagine wesker dancing in his own fucking ballroom with a disco ball and dance floor
Albert on his way to betray his partner for the 7047th time:
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.
Wait till You hear Clayton singing brother My brother
Hearing Clay sing this was the best lmao
U must be crazy
Wesker getting ready in the morning and gelling his hair:
Nah him screaming chris was a whole ass jumpscare
It's when he realises Chris has been recording his singing the entire time. Once Chris shows everyone at BSAA, Wesker will have no choice but to jump in a volcano from sheer embarrassment
Mum: you need to fix your sleep schedule
Me at 5am:
Can't even say I blame you.
@@LesleyMcgonagall Wesker singing is such a bop tho 😭
@@kingmidasxynopyt ikr! I legit like this more than the original.. Beautiful. Absolute masterpiece. Now, every time I play RE5, during the fights, I'll play this song on repeat lol, and just imagine this is his internal monologue. Rip, Albert.
I cried at the sheer beauty of this piece of ART.
When the residents are no evil.
He sings this to himself every morning to show himself what a perfect life form he is and how amazing he is
after seeing the wesker VA play DBD and say "its weskin time" i 100% believe he would sing this just for the bit
Ngl this goes hard. Im probably going to Listen to thus as a normal thing lmao
Wesker when fighting Chris
This was my fav part during RE5 when Wesker had this blaring.
Wesker sung this during re1 for a reason lads, but stars couldnt connect the dots quick enough
Lady Gaga and Wesker, 2009s vibes✨
If only wesker did this after the tyrants reveal in re1
Chris wouldn't be laughing then.
@@unfortunatecircumstances8870”Chris!… Stop it”
this is what wesker hums to himself while chasing the survivors in dbd
That little gasp beafore chorus
As a guy who loves both RE and DBD i gotta say... I needed this in my life. Thank you.
Wesker did not die for this 😭🙏
Technically he didn’t die it was a clone
You know bro was singing this in the mirror while dyeing jill’s hair blonde in RE 5
Wesker and Chris after stealing Rebecca’s Wii with Just Dance installed
Imagine how Jill tired to lisen this everyday since she was under his control.
So this is what his conversations with Barry Burton were like in 1998...
“You haven’t changed.”
“Wesker?! You ARE alive.”
“We last met at karaoke night wasn’t it?”
This is what goes through my head when a survivor hits me with their $5 decisive strike and goes down 7 seconds later
When he says “can’t read my” it’s sounds like he’s saying cherry bomb😭💀
7 days... 7 days is all it took for me to realise it
@@aceofspades6542 STOP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
sounds more like cherryblob to me
The lyrics make me feel like he's singing this to chris.
This is what he sings whenever he thinks about Chris.
CHERRY BLONDE CHERRY BLOND HE CAN'T READUM MY BOKER FLACE
please we NEED HIM TO SING BAD ROMANCE
You know what time is it ?
IT'S WESKIN TIME
C H R IIIIII I II II III I I II S
CHRIIIIIISSS
CHRRRIIISSSSSS
It’s highly likely that in 2008, just a year before the events of RE5 take place Albert Wesker had heard Poker Face.
Just saying.
Seeing this pop up in my recommended cracked me up. I'm both surprised and not at all phased
Billions died for this.
My headcanon is that wesker actually has black hair. But he is so extra that he dyes his hair blonde while singing this song. And first thing he thought when he capture jill was " I gotta change your look girl"
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The is an abomination. I love it!
Nah, it's beautiful.
This lowkey slaps 🔥
Great performance indeed
*"CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!"*
I'm cRYInG PLEASE HELP ASJDJFOFOEJIOWE 😂
This was too good. I'm definitely blasting this in my car when I go for a late night drive
This genuinely just made my entire day thank you.
Playing DBD as Wesker while playing that music would be a nice idea, hey someone make montage fast.
90% Poker Face
10% CHRIIIIIIIIS!!!!
i have a new song to listen to 24/7
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
VOCALIZATION
I listen to this while imagining Wesker dancing with Excella and Rebecca in the background
Chriiiiiiis!!!!! 🤣
Great AI cover! It really raises up the mood! Thank you for sharing the video with us!
"Chriiiiis!" - this is how a rooster crows every morning when I'm in a village. XD
This is what he had Jill learning dance numbers to when she was brainwashed, the sick madman
Damn, sing it Albert!
what barry hears when wesker forgets about closing his office door in r.p.d
This sounds so good and so funny at the same time XD
Now we need a mod, where this plays when Wesker is near.
Hard mode be like
"Three fifty-seven. Three fifty-seven is all I can spare to play with you."
This is what the internet is for.
DC Douglas resident evil five Albert Wesker the funny thing is probably would’ve sung this on his own. He loved doing parodies as Wesker
He likes listening this while inyecting himself with more viruses
Why, why am I in love with this cover.
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIISS
Aww yeah, we Makin it outta Spencer estate wit this one!!!
Okay, this goes hard, how am I just now getting this is my recommended?
He would sing this
He did sing this.
CCHHRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! 🤣🤣 03:54
Pog performance indeed! 🥵
this is the best song I have ever heard, I cried at it and then started sobbing at the screams next, it was so beautiful. would listen to the rest of my life, its my new praying music and I would pray to this, as well as meditate. its so soothing and amazing, I love it. it really brings back sentimental memories of my family as well, would recommend this. everyone, you are loved and beautiful, praise god!
(this is satire)(the song is still beautiful would pray to it)(even if im not religious)
Wesker slays 💅💅💅
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS😂😂❤
Why is this so good..🔥🔥
My first song of 2024 💃
why is this so cursed and funny
This better be in the credits for Resident Evil 5 remake
Wesker is drunk off his ass
Eu escuto isso direto
bro i sceamed like a bitch this is perfect
i was vibing so hard to this
wesker fightin demons at the end 💀
Wesker serenading Chris.
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