Petrus: Has heavy poise armor, a blunt weapon that is extremely advantageous vs skeletons, and healing. Also Petrus: gets wrecked like always against the one enemy that his entire gear and skill set is designed to fight.
If she knew offensive miracles...then yes, she would but all she literally knows how to do is throw punches (and punches don't scale with strength like they do in Dark Souls 2) and use a healing miracle. Considering that she sells you Wrath of the Gods after you save her from Vince and Nico (after they turn hollow) you'd think she knew Wrath of the Gods and some other high level offensive miracles.
@@Zhiloaxeman honestly he probably is only capable of beating some weak hollows but I’m pretty sure just about every enemy can kill him I’m not even sure he can kill a skeleton.
@grandmofftarkin77 the way they're using it is as a possessive proper noun. If the name ends in an S you put the apostrophe after it "That bike is Thomas' "
Siegmeyer ventured Lordran in search of adventure Sieglinde traversed Lordran to deliver mother's final wishes to her father, all while being human Siegward befriended a giant, fought by his side, and then finally, kept a promise to his dear friend Truly, a trio of pure chads
He should be the one wearing Elite Cleric Armor. Side note: It still makes me sad as hell that the Elite Cleric Set is not legitimately obtainable. In DS1 Prepare To Die Edition I used to hack it in with cheat engine without any problems but I'll get softbanned in Remastered if I do that. It fcking sucks.
Learned this from Zullie's channel, but I can't believe these Skeletons used to be inside mimic chests in other games. I think they'd be much more deadly if that were the case in Dark Souls too.
@@yusukeelric Jester is another, older name for a clown basically. Petrus is a clown in every VS video. I wasn't calling him Jester Thomas from DS2 or Chester.
8:35 Vince was the best out of all the other npc's imo. He knew to use Force when the skeleton had his parry stance up. Then the skeleton briefly put his parry stance up again and then rolled behind Vince, but Vince used Force again as soon as the skeleton was behind him. Then he absolutely crushed it with his mace, almost one-shotting it, lol. He should be wearing the Elite Cleric Set, not Petrus. Vince is awesome.
@@coolguy-hu4ou But Siegmeyer easily won because he's a higher level npc and the zwei is a ultra greatsword with a smash attack. Vince was just using the default cleric mace and the miracle Force. He had to be creative to win, not just smack the skeleton with a massive UGS.
Love the moments of silence after the Onion bro npcs kill the skeleton in 1 hit. Also love Andre laying the smackdown with a drop kick to one-shot the skeleton.
I didn´t even watch the video yet but I need to tell you guys in advance that I´m glad for another oportunity to see Petrus get absolutely destroyed like a trash he is.
@@Alexander_Alexander Holy shit that's quite a bit. Are most of them like dungeon minibosses or are they full blown-fog gate-drops a transmutable boss soul-totally unique-I'm gonna kick your ass-bosses?
@@thatsixeyedguyy5480 That's pretty neat. Do they respawn at all? What about drops, do they drop anything unique after you kill them, or is it just rare materials?
I don't want to hate him (even though he is a murdering bastard if you let him live long enough) but he's just so bad at combat. His horrible combat skills and intuition is more of an insult to me and his image (someone who is supposedly an Elite Cleric of Thorolund) than the fact that he's a murderer. I wish I knew why he tried to leave Rhea, Vince, and Nico for dead. I wonder what his end goal with all of that was.
This is kinda eerie for me because it makes you think how fucked everyone would be if the skeletons from the Catacombs just straight up went over to Firelink and started attacking everyone.
Gotta love how despite having a weapon that is made specifically to counter Skeletons as well as managing a full HP heal, Petrus still got fucking obliterated.
Before the time of fire skeletons were nothing special. Just remains that stayed in the ground. However near the end of the first age of fire, when the undead curse began, some hollows would rot away yet continue on. Endlessly, violently, hungrily.
Before the age of fire, there were no skeletons* Nito was the first of the dead, and also the one that brought death, because of the Soul he found in the First Flame
@@ЕвгенийПлотников-ж8б That's really the one thing that I feel is lacking in dark souls; the lack of necromancy. We know it exists and there are tons of skeletons in all three games, but there is no way to actually use necromancy despite the fact that there are tons of necromancers in the lore.
big hat was amazing and Ingwards fight was tense lol in addition sieglinde's had more flair than siegward oddly and vamos was chonkie skeloton and smoll skeloton and chonkster won. PS. would love to see whether vamos or sieglinde would win, random thought I know but eh.
I feel like "Don't give up, Skeleton!" fits here. Also of course Petrus was the only one to die to the Skelly. He's so useless that he literally got off a full heal, essentially doubling his effective HP for the fight, and still lost. It's absolutely lovely seeing Petrus just fail at everything XD
Ornstein, Bone Giant, Giant Undead Knight, Snakedudes ... just some ideas :D. Nice video Another idea is: what is the weakest enemy that can beat petrus.
Thank you for helping to keep this game alive. I love these videos man edit: also the “wolf in sheep’s clothing” is the biggest pushover in this game. The torch hollows put up a better fight
Petrus being insta-parried at the beginning of the match gives me life. The skeleton even let him heal and still won, what a chad
back when it was still alive he got killed because he was always at 100% equip load due to his massive balls.
Petrus is such a scrub
Petrus died as he lived, as a bitch
Petrus' suffering is one of the simplest and most beautiful pleasures in life
Petrus jobbing like usual
Another DS1 NPC battle, another chance to gleefully watch Petrus get what he deserves.
Petrus: Has heavy poise armor, a blunt weapon that is extremely advantageous vs skeletons, and healing.
Also Petrus: gets wrecked like always against the one enemy that his entire gear and skill set is designed to fight.
@@joshuakim5240 Somehow, after losing to Pinwheel, he managed to do worse.
Even more sad is that just rushing and swinging like a crackhead will be better than his current strategy
same
@@joshuakim5240 but has a +0 weapon
Wow Petrus managed to pull off a fullheal and still died.
Petrus moment
To a buncha bones
@@bruhmoment7543 petrus dies more than kenny.
I'm gunna let you heal, SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN!
Yep, you're as good as new. For now.
It's a fair fight now, isn't it?
I love how Petrus is so pathetic he's literally the only one who died to a skeleton.
I need to see him in a fair fight with Rhea... she'd trounce him.
If she knew offensive miracles...then yes, she would but all she literally knows how to do is throw punches (and punches don't scale with strength like they do in Dark Souls 2) and use a healing miracle. Considering that she sells you Wrath of the Gods after you save her from Vince and Nico (after they turn hollow) you'd think she knew Wrath of the Gods and some other high level offensive miracles.
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce That's a really good point... but then again, imagine if she just beat him with punches, lmao
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce If Rhea and Quelana actually used their spells, they'd be Logan-tier.
TBF I think Griggs almost lost to the skeleton too. I reckon unarmed griggs vs Petrus would be a fair fight
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce Let Rhea use Offensive Maricles then give her Andre's fist moveset.
She'd win 100%
5:16 made me laugh my ass off. all of that dramatic buildup only to be completely obliterated in a second
Same
With that camera angle I half expected to hear him say, "I am Siegmeyer of Catarina".
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
flattened xD
I was clearly prepared to this kind of humour but it’s still funny
Petrus Challenge might be needed to see what he can defeat. Baby Mushrooms might take him out
Rhea vs Petrus
@@alternamasaki429 too soon
I come from the future to confirm that Petrus cannot even beat mushroom lad.
@@chesterstevens8870 that's because the mushroom kid brought him to a sentinel iirc
It’s not a might it’s a guarantee lmao
Don’t give up skeleton!
Until he try to kill Solaire
ds 2 reference
nearly got both griggs and ingward 😭
Skeleton: "At least I'm not Petrus..."
5:35 Andre just trips and wins. Truly the most powerful character in the game
hey boys its a spotch!
He slipped with a banana peel
Idea for next video: How many Petrus' does it take to beat...anything?
This please 🤣👍🏼
Fricking fill Manus’s arena with Petrus and he still loses.
That would involve Petrus winning a fight and i dont wanna see that
@@Zhiloaxeman honestly he probably is only capable of beating some weak hollows but I’m pretty sure just about every enemy can kill him I’m not even sure he can kill a skeleton.
How many Petrus to kill a Pinwheel?
Don't worry everyone. Petrus was still killed.
Everything is right in the world.
"The last backstabbing cleric is dead. The Galaxy is at peace"
Perfect balance, as all things should be.
Almost right. Patches didn’t get kicked off the cliff along with him.
I love that the skeleton was able to rattle Petrus' bones.
And that Siegmeyer is just like "nah man." *slam*
Every knight of Catarina is a badass.
Siegmeyer, Sieglinde and Siegward are all genuine chads
Would the plural of Petrus be Petri?
@grandmofftarkin77 the way they're using it is as a possessive proper noun. If the name ends in an S you put the apostrophe after it "That bike is Thomas' "
I like that Petrus decided to punch the skeleton with his talisman at one point
He is truly truly clueless
He lied on his cleric interview
Bro, Petrus has literally no winning matchups
If Petrus was a fighting game character every matchup would be 0-10 against him.
He is a comic relief character
Next video: Petrus vs. Crystal Lizard
@@perrytran9504 ez win for lizard. I guess pot is better match up for petrus
Nor should he
5:17 - 5:28 Like Father Like Daughter 🧅 🧅
Siegmeyer: One shot annoying enemy
Sieglinde:I wanna be like my dad
Nah, all the knights are like that. Catarina is just like that.
@@watchfulwanderer6443 onion knights are just built different
Siegmeyer ventured Lordran in search of adventure
Sieglinde traversed Lordran to deliver mother's final wishes to her father, all while being human
Siegward befriended a giant, fought by his side, and then finally, kept a promise to his dear friend
Truly, a trio of pure chads
@@pokimanefartcompilation
Love the Onion 🧅🧅🧅 :)
I think it is stated in the absolute deeper layers of code that petrus is condemned to endlessly fail
Is he even programmed to kill anything lmaoo
@@devilsmaycry9877 yep... The asylum(tutorial) hollows!
Vince is the only person in Thorolund that knows what he's doing
He should be the one wearing Elite Cleric Armor. Side note: It still makes me sad as hell that the Elite Cleric Set is not legitimately obtainable. In DS1 Prepare To Die Edition I used to hack it in with cheat engine without any problems but I'll get softbanned in Remastered if I do that. It fcking sucks.
Learned this from Zullie's channel, but I can't believe these Skeletons used to be inside mimic chests in other games. I think they'd be much more deadly if that were the case in Dark Souls too.
The skeletons or the mimics?
@@darthplagueis13 yes
Wow l, I knew Petrus was bad but the fact that he was the only one to lose this time is hysterical
Even the usual losers managed to win. Though Ingward was close to loosing due to derp. Even Griggs pulled off a win.
@@NEEDbacon who are the usual losers
@@slenderblakchannelDarkNess Griggs, Domhnall, Ingward all tend to not do well in fights.
@@NEEDbacon the thorolund twins are usually quite bad aswell
@@pokimanefartcompilation You mean Nico and Vince? They seem to do pretty well all told.
Siegmayer and Sieglinde are absolute chad father daughter combo
Petrus, the Jester of Thoriland. *"HAVE AT THEE SKELET-"* Parry, dead. Lmao 😂
Thoriland for some reason sounds very silly.
talking about jester, there was no jester matchup or any DLC char matchup
@@yusukeelric Jester is another, older name for a clown basically. Petrus is a clown in every VS video. I wasn't calling him Jester Thomas from DS2 or Chester.
Love how Petrus is the only one to get his shit kicked in. Though there were some very close ones that could've easily gone the skeletons way.
Ingward was so clutch
@@Jovanelo Griggs too
Skeleton just mashing parry in Patches' face. Outplayed lmao.
6:15 Griggs got parried at the beginning, so he knew that pose is dangerous for melee and changed to the sorcery
and wtf is wrong with you Petrus
True to the lore! :)
He learned
Griggs legit pulled a _Parry this you flighty casual!_
there's nothing wrong with him
I think I would be really cool to see Vamos more often in these gauntlets
I'd like to see a Vamos vs Andre
Seeing Petrus get bodied by a skeleton was the best part of 2021 for me.
Skeleton: I've got a BONE to pick with you.
Laurentius: Let me AXE you a question.
A bone to PICK with him
@@thewordywarlock7159
That would be Vamos.
OK
8:35 Vince was the best out of all the other npc's imo. He knew to use Force when the skeleton had his parry stance up. Then the skeleton briefly put his parry stance up again and then rolled behind Vince, but Vince used Force again as soon as the skeleton was behind him. Then he absolutely crushed it with his mace, almost one-shotting it, lol. He should be wearing the Elite Cleric Set, not Petrus. Vince is awesome.
I think siegmeyer did a bit better (insta kill damageless, cant get much better than that) , but I would give vince 2nd place
@@coolguy-hu4ou But Siegmeyer easily won because he's a higher level npc and the zwei is a ultra greatsword with a smash attack. Vince was just using the default cleric mace and the miracle Force. He had to be creative to win, not just smack the skeleton with a massive UGS.
All that build-up for Siegmier's showdown only for him to instantly ass-blast bony boi back to the Catacombs
So, it's fun to meme on Petrus, but can we talk about how Ingward survived on a mere sliver of health?
Or how Vince utterly trolled the skeleton.
Petrus *gets parried into the shadow realm
*everyone liked that
Have you ever found it odd that despite being a cleric, Petrus has a knight shield?
He even sucks with choice of shields..
i love how bad petrus is at everything
Petrus is pathetic in literally every matchup and I am here for it.
Love the moments of silence after the Onion bro npcs kill the skeleton in 1 hit.
Also love Andre laying the smackdown with a drop kick to one-shot the skeleton.
Vince just doesn't give a damn about a parry stance.
3:20 BHL earned that victory just with the setup.
Got to give Vince credit. Was a good plan; Knock the enemy down and then just keep smashing it with a mace until it stops trying to get back up.
I didn´t even watch the video yet but I need to tell you guys in advance that I´m glad for another oportunity to see Petrus get absolutely destroyed like a trash he is.
Don't give up, skeleton!
Bruh Petrus really is pathetic , everyone except him won against their skeleton
The only thing that could have made this video better would be to see Oswald of Carim included.
My boy Solaire wanting to double tap those bones. He ain't dealing with no reanimation.
How about a Darkwraith Challenge?
Griggs literally said “parry this you filthy casual”
I can’t wait to see the Elden ring boss vs boss videos . There’s so many bosses in that game apparently.
12 in just the demo
@@Alexander_Alexander Holy shit that's quite a bit. Are most of them like dungeon minibosses or are they full blown-fog gate-drops a transmutable boss soul-totally unique-I'm gonna kick your ass-bosses?
Dungeon mini bosses from the looks, kinda like chalice dungeons in Bloodborne. But wandering world bosses too
Pumpkin head is already the best boss
@@thatsixeyedguyy5480 That's pretty neat. Do they respawn at all? What about drops, do they drop anything unique after you kill them, or is it just rare materials?
Our boi Blacksmith Vamos ending the video with a great surprise
8:35 big brain Vince using force to break the parry stance
I really was hoping he could yeet the skeleton off the edge with force, still entertaining tho!
Kirk was so spooked by that skeleton that he ran away from it after killing it
Domnhall actually won something for once. Amazing.
Petrus couldn't even beat a Skeleton oh my god xD
I like how DS is usually so straight-faced, but the really went with the "Spooky Scary Skeletons" angle with some of these animations, lol.
I love how everyone just hates Petrus lmao
I don't want to hate him (even though he is a murdering bastard if you let him live long enough) but he's just so bad at combat. His horrible combat skills and intuition is more of an insult to me and his image (someone who is supposedly an Elite Cleric of Thorolund) than the fact that he's a murderer. I wish I knew why he tried to leave Rhea, Vince, and Nico for dead. I wonder what his end goal with all of that was.
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce Prejudice, based on his dialogue.
I came here as tradition to see Petrus lose again, i was not dissappointed.
I feel like this would be more deadly if it were the demon souls skeletons fighting npcs lol
DeS skeletons are so damn cheap and fast. Doesn't help that there's no poise in that game.
@@perrytran9504 I cringe starting world 3 to try and get the flachion
Domnhall started the fight like he can't see out of his helmet. Those glasses must be just for fashion.
I want to see Vamos, Andre, and the Giant Smith kick the shit out of some dark wraiths. I have faith they can prove mettle is better than viciousness
~Ah Petrus, you never cease to amaze me into being a total failure at anything...
Ingward clutching it with 0.1% HP was so fetch
Patches is built different for powering through being stabbed through the brain on that parry
The matchup of Vamos against a vanilla skeleton is basically just the Chad meme. The virgin skeleton vs the chad Undead blacksmith.
Everyone at 2:17 when Petrus was killed 😂
Me: oooohhh I hope Andre does a drop kick
Andre: Does precisely 1 drop kick instantaneously
Me: *hysterical laughter*
I love how Petrus is armed with one of the best anti-skeleton weapons and still lost 😂
It was satisfying to see Patches get hit in his smartass mouth. Thank you Mr. Catacombs skeleton, you've done us a great service.
This is kinda eerie for me because it makes you think how fucked everyone would be if the skeletons from the Catacombs just straight up went over to Firelink and started attacking everyone.
All this dramatic buildup for Siegmeyer to one shot the skeleton.
Petrus really can't catch a break huh
Yeah, he doesn't deserve a break though. Petrus getting clobbered is good
Gotta love how despite having a weapon that is made specifically to counter Skeletons as well as managing a full HP heal, Petrus still got fucking obliterated.
You don't have to be Einstein to come up with the formula:
Petrus x (y)= shit
That riposte on him was hilarious!
Seeing the skeleton pull off such amazing feats and still get crushed makes me sad, good thing petrus dies though
I am surprised that Solaire had small troubles here.
Before the time of fire skeletons were nothing special. Just remains that stayed in the ground. However near the end of the first age of fire, when the undead curse began, some hollows would rot away yet continue on. Endlessly, violently, hungrily.
Before the age of fire, there were no skeletons*
Nito was the first of the dead, and also the one that brought death, because of the Soul he found in the First Flame
Well, lorewise, those skeletons are people who died before getting the curse of the undead and got resurrected via necromancers/bonewheel magic
@@ЕвгенийПлотников-ж8б That's really the one thing that I feel is lacking in dark souls; the lack of necromancy. We know it exists and there are tons of skeletons in all three games, but there is no way to actually use necromancy despite the fact that there are tons of necromancers in the lore.
Vince doing pelvic thrusts to assert dominance.
I love it when the skeletons do the Palpatine corkscrew lunge
This channel is slowly turning into a series of excuses to clown on Petrus and I'm here for it
Patches getting stabbed in the face was brutal.
The epic build up for Siegward vs Skelly immediately followed by Onion Smash, ending the fight instantly, made me chuckle.
Ingward with zero hit points left: I'm not dying to a fucking skeleton, who do I look like, Petrus?
I love that build-up for Siegmeyer. You're preparing for an epic fight, but it turns out to be a hilariously quick match.
That skeleton is a parrying MASTER
9:37
Skeleton: we were brothers once!
Vamos: once…
And again Thorolund s*ck in combat, even to a skeleton!
It’s pretty sad that he only managed to kill petrus
The skeleboys of ds1 is why I wish you could feign attacks of the souls series.
big hat was amazing and Ingwards fight was tense lol in addition sieglinde's had more flair than siegward oddly and vamos was chonkie skeloton and smoll skeloton and chonkster won. PS. would love to see whether vamos or sieglinde would win, random thought I know but eh.
2:37 that is a pretty brutal riposte attack man, right into patches mouth
God damn Ingward came in clutch
I find it strange how I'm rooting for the skeleton in some of these matches.
I'm so glad to see that half the reasons these exist are to see Petrus get so utterly disrespected every time XD
I feel like "Don't give up, Skeleton!" fits here. Also of course Petrus was the only one to die to the Skelly. He's so useless that he literally got off a full heal, essentially doubling his effective HP for the fight, and still lost. It's absolutely lovely seeing Petrus just fail at everything XD
Every time I see Petrus fighting, I root for the opponent
Ornstein, Bone Giant, Giant Undead Knight, Snakedudes ... just some ideas :D. Nice video
Another idea is: what is the weakest enemy that can beat petrus.
You should have the skeleton revive and see which npc can beat it the most times before dying
Don't give up, Skeleton!
6:47
Ah, yes. Here we see, the man snuffed out of Smash Bros.
I feel so bad for the skele boy in the petrus fight. Imagine having to clean Petrus off your sword.
Foolish skeleton, it was takes more favor than that to kill a knight of Fina!
Flesh also would have helped.
Heh.
Thank you for helping to keep this game alive. I love these videos man
edit: also the “wolf in sheep’s clothing” is the biggest pushover in this game. The torch hollows put up a better fight
Don’t give up!, skeleton!
my man siegmeyer not playing around. just gobsmacking the skelly into the ground.
Vamos is like, "I can't believe you brought me all the way up here for that."