@@jmmh1313 oh please sorry,I shouldn't comment these,and from next time I'll ensure it.Btw today is my birthday and you gave me a quite big change to adopt.👍❤
@@sanjayprasad3129 remember bro that the real dare is not to take it off your life but to take it of your brain. To get rid of all the dirty thoughts that make your thought process go astray and your social life more difficult than it should. It is not easy. But with time and patience you can achieve to see this kind of images and actually not understand why other people would make a comment like this. That's when you will know it doesn't affect you anymore. Be strong. Happy birthday 🎂🎈
Considering the sizes of water bottles people carry around with them, this looks just a bit on the small side for his size. 1.5x that would be large i guess.
That’s a 2-liter bottle, I have the same one. Based on that 100% authentic reaction, I’d hate to see her attempt to carry a gallon of milk without a spotter.
@@GigaChad-gy4qv nah Jötunheim was completely correct in your comment. It's the place the frost giants life (kinda interesting tho given that muspelheim is called this was even tho the fire giants are also just called Jötun) so it wouldn't really make sense to say "straight outta frost giant" when you already had it right with their home. (heim even means home in German and I guess in the Nord germanic languages as well)
Men can have best friends who are girls. I have one, she's my best friend and like a sister to me, and this'll blow your mind, I LOVE her, but not romantically, nor do I have any sexual interest in her. Incels who think women are tools for sex, change yourselves.
If you piss him off, he’ll probably grab you up by the neck and lift you into the air like a dark souls boss. Edit: oh man I got a bunch of likes thanks
And will complain about the dick size coz it's too big for them to handle. Trust me, i hookup with a lad who recently hookup a 6'10 dude ( her words ). Said she couldn't handle the dick and cried the whole night coz it's too painful haha.
It’s because we want to be tall ok?! Just because it’s more socially acceptable for women to be shorter doesn’t mean we like it. We want tall boyfriends to reach the things we can’t and to live vicariously through their tall selves! 😂
@@Marynicole830 I don't want a fat girlfriend or a girlfriend that weighs 100 pounds or more because I don't want to be walking around with a hippo Edit: Instead of looking for a partner that reaches a specific physical trait; everyone should be looking for a person that is socially compatible with you. Besides it's a lot more nuanced than just social chemistry. More importantly a lot of partners won't know what it will be like to live with their girlfriends or boyfriends until they move in with each other. If they can't live in a clean harmonized house/apartment it's guaranteed to not work with each other. So don't be MENTALLY CHALLENGED about choosing a partner based on a physical attribute that aligns with your fantasy of a partner.
@@Marynicole830 No you don't, you want to feel small and feminine. Very tall women rarely can find a man tall enough for them to feel like that, guys that are over 6'3 are actually pretty rare and usually have plenty of options because you hoes go gaga over height. Be careful what you wish for.
This is definitely the guy she told her bf not to worry about.
Lol
With him as a best friend, she will never have to get on the knees for a man.
@@mr.a_a9407 😳
I think there'd be signs if something was going on
@@mr.a_a9407 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how he addressed his water bottle as ""SMMMAAAAALLLL""...... 💀
😂😂
Wait does that mean he has a bigger water bottle?!
@@memes007. lmao.....
U didn't get it......
I mean yeah
Let’s wait for the big one now
@@memes007. thats what I was thinking XD.
size differences in wattpad stories be like
Nahhh jit just said the truth 💀
It's like the parent and the child on those invu tts
homest
@@plushrump oh em ge............... HOMESTUCL SPOTTED 🚨🚨🚨
💀💀👀
"Where's That Asian Guy" 🗣️🗣️🗣️
😂
M hiding here 😂😂
@shanefax0x
We need him 😂
“Subtract 0.6 for socks” 🗣️🗣️
"freedom units"
"stop the cap"🧢
. 625 for socks *
@@rahulmkurup11 0.06 is like an abbreviation .625
"so i found this exact woman for reference"
They took “There is always a short friend and a tall friend” to a whole other level
0 comments tho? Nahhhh
Ima help with the comments situation
And you know who is the older one 😂
@@יעקבגוטליב-ב2שfr I'm taller then my bestie but I am younger by like 2 months
Can I just say this is the most likes I ever had on a comment?!
They’re a living example of wattpad height.
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol after reading those xreaders, i can understand
697 perfect 👌
Accurate
Btw where did you get that profile picture?
And then he breaks gravity when he doesn’t need to bend 90 degrees just to kiss her 😂
If archaeologists found their skeletons in a cave, they would look like two different species😂
A father and child
@@dezmondaigilo гигачат и его лоли рабыня :)
"This is my small, everyday water bottle. And this is my small, everyday friend"
💀💀💀💀
best comment ever😂
lol
😳
😂😂😂😂😂
He's a whole NBA team by himself
1.1k likes and no comments?
Let me change that!
…Read more
Ikr
@@Thememebro123 great job I am the second comment
Ello 4th comment
ONG HE IS
this is like when a german shepherd and chihuahua are best friends
Beverly hills Chihuahua 🤣
True
TRUEEEEE
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA LEG8 HHAHAHHA
More like a great Dane and a chihuahua
"My thing vs my small friend"
damn! i hope she can hold it tho😌
his big water bottle is probably the whole water dispenser 💀💀
True
🤣
Fr😂😂😂
LOLOL
Yes
She really said “dayum 💀” when she picked up that water bottle.
No way actually?
😭
No way really? 🤯🤯🤯, Thanks bro I am blind
@blazeキ so crazy u hadda say it twice
@blazeキ so crazy u hadda say it twice
Bro's bottle is a shape shifter 💀
🫵🏼💀
😐🤝😐
An actual mimic
@achaemgaming4596 the hell
Fr
Why a train is going into a small tunnel in my mind
I'm never that kind of guy...
But quit porn brother jesus really does love you.
Yeah me too….we Need GIFS in Yt
@@jmmh1313 oh please sorry,I shouldn't comment these,and from next time I'll ensure it.Btw today is my birthday and you gave me a quite big change to adopt.👍❤
@@sanjayprasad3129 remember bro that the real dare is not to take it off your life but to take it of your brain. To get rid of all the dirty thoughts that make your thought process go astray and your social life more difficult than it should. It is not easy. But with time and patience you can achieve to see this kind of images and actually not understand why other people would make a comment like this. That's when you will know it doesn't affect you anymore.
Be strong. Happy birthday 🎂🎈
@@jmmh1313I’m an atheist but this guy really needs Jesus
The difference women see between 5’11 and 6’0 in men:
Fax😂😢😢
5'8 men are as tall as the water bottle
@@Danymok dany mott’s
Fr 😔
😂😂😂😂😂
That girl ain't saying please be gentle anymore, but have mercy.
💀💀💀💀💀
Oh no 😂😂😂
Not even sure if it even is one
Guy:i want another round
Girl:no way give 3 days to recover🤕🤣
🤣🤣🤣
bro had the audacity to call it small
It is small im 12 and thats my everyday portion and i need to refill it twice a day
It’s small for him okay 😂
😂😂😂
@@metiorxz you drink 2 gallons of water everyday? That’s unhealthy asf do you atleast take supplementary sodium?
@@jackkelly8853 he's joking
lol “friends” that joke never gets old 😂
wth bro r u tripping
@ nah the opposite I stopped trippin and woke up to reality, if she got guy friends she ain’t loyal always someone on the back burner straight facts
I can smell the brutality of instagram comments for this video 💀
Bro that's to dark
Can you See the train meme?
@@MontAna-so2hpi see the big dog trying to mate small dog and its not look successful for him 😅
Bro eats half a cow a day
yall are so cringe please grow up.
Bro really had to specify that is his small water bottle 💀💀💀
Because he’s lying
I have the same bottle and it's 2 L bottle, that ain't small 😂
That’s what liars do… they use too many details
"small water bottle"...
*fk i snapped dirty mind mosquito
sup guys, this is my girthy trunk and a tiny fuckbunny to hold it PHONK INTENSIFIES
he know damn well that ain't his everyday small water bottle
yeah that's not small even for him
I mean for someone his size he definitely has to drink multiple of those every day. Maybe that's what he meant.
@@Enshadowed bros holding it with one hand
@@Jalengreen0 when I grab mine one handed it wraps around most of it and it’s not a small water bottle for me
Exacto, su culo "small water bottle" jajaja
I feel like I'm watching a D&D play through but it's irl.
The height difference in wattpad stories written by 12 yr old girls.
This comment had be laughing.
Honestly
has me wheezing
oddly specific but true
They’re commonly 13 with shit grammar but you aren’t fully wrong
the most hated man in theaters.
Underrated 😭💀
Lmao
And concerts
Now that’s what you call a long distance relationship. 😭
underrated 😂
Lmfmao this comment is underrated
How tf do you not have more likes bruh😭😭😭
Ts-haahahaha goddammit that's funny.
So underrated lol
We all thought about it, right?😅
i didn't before i saw this
😂😂😂
Lmao yup 😂😂😂
Bro the type to take a water tank to the gym and say its his medium water bottle
586 comments and no replies.. lemme fix it 🗿
1k likes and only one reply lemme fix it🗿
He said it's small
2k likes and 4 comments... Let my comment just sit here for a minute 😄
@@genesis_blizzard are you retarded
this guy the type to defend a village and drop iron when slain
and a red flower
💀
Nahhh 💀
lmfao
Lmfaao
If this was posted on insta then there would've been thousands of gifs of train entering a small tunnel 💀
Hhhhhhh
Exactly 😂😂
Thats why am a post it
Or the Picture of the little Hamster trying to eat a banana😂
I saw that post on 9gag back in the days and thats exactly what happened
Still looks massive for him and he calls it small for youtube😂
Considering the sizes of water bottles people carry around with them, this looks just a bit on the small side for his size. 1.5x that would be large i guess.
The guy is just a space marine from Warhammer 40k undercover lol
@Guillaume RAYAPPA
nah dis dood is a friggin Spartan Ii from Halo
Or just the real life manifestation of Doom Slayer
He's not nearly big enough to be a space marine. They're also jacked.
@@sbrazenor2 Space marines are anywhere from 6'5, 7'5 to 8'0. So this guy could definitely be a space marine.
@@sbrazenor2 dude is jacked but you forget that the power armor is quiet thick, so i keep my point
That's Alpharius lol
Bro ain't getting friendzoned, he gonna friendzone
620 likes and no comments? Let me fix it 🗿🤝🏻
No
Bro does not fit in the friendzone
he is the size of the zone
bro is in the ozone
Took “I like guys over 6 ft” to a whole new level 💀
(Edit: I think I started a war in the comments 💀)
Me 5 11 wdytom
💀
He’s like 6’27
he probably tells her to take her hands of her crotch 🤪
@@nicholasrix1707 wot I'm European it's already confusing you made it more cofusing
That’s a 2-liter bottle, I have the same one. Based on that 100% authentic reaction, I’d hate to see her attempt to carry a gallon of milk without a spotter.
This is how I imagine the average human looks like next to a space marine
Fr bro got that transhuman physiology
Correct
Space marine?
@@ShitYourself7 From warhammer 40k, they're basically 8 foot supersoldiers
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 you again I saw you on another video too your already at 12K sub from this broo
I am glad this video is on TH-cam not on insta💀
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TRUEEE, i can already imagine all the unhinged comments bro
Man i swear hamsters never die of old age 😭
@@captainloli2416bro what😭😭
explain pls 😂
@@fransiguenza hamter eat banana
bro took "give me a big boy" to another level
LMAO
this is in fact not a big boy this is a tall boy
Which one wants a big boy though?
That is, at least, a normal size water bottle.
9'11" mafia alpha hybrid half angel half demon half unicorn and 3'2" y/n be like:
😂😂😂😂
Half unicorn 😂😂
Dfkm
Noo🤣😭
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Man just called me short in 32 languages
79*
73 more too
They tried dating but she decided she'd rather live.
LMAO JAJAJAJAJAJ
He's to short for her
she doesn't have to kneel tho
😂😂😆
Explain
I was hoping for end credits with happy ending 😢😅😂
Legends say that he was the one who drank all the water from Mars.
😂
Girl drank the Afrika's water
600th like and 3rd reply! 🥉
Nah that was badlands chugs
Guy is a mythical viking Ice giant. He just needs the beard and large stone hammer
straight outta jötunheim
"mythical viking ice giant" that's definitely a way to say a jötnar.
@@Suchsdirhaltaus jötnar completely slipped my mind!
@@GigaChad-gy4qv nah Jötunheim was completely correct in your comment. It's the place the frost giants life (kinda interesting tho given that muspelheim is called this was even tho the fire giants are also just called Jötun) so it wouldn't really make sense to say "straight outta frost giant" when you already had it right with their home. (heim even means home in German and I guess in the Nord germanic languages as well)
Ikr?
I really felt that "damn" 😅😂😂
Bro called her best friend so we wouldn't judge 😂
His best friend… with benefits.
Hey… if I had a friend take care of me like that, she’d be my *best* friend too. 😅
i mean if they were more than friends she would be dead by now
if you personally can't have friends of the opposite sex, then you are projecting 🤨
Judge? She doesn't even need to kneel down. Perfect height why judge?
Men can have best friends who are girls. I have one, she's my best friend and like a sister to me, and this'll blow your mind, I LOVE her, but not romantically, nor do I have any sexual interest in her. Incels who think women are tools for sex, change yourselves.
3 foot girls: "I only date guys who are 6ft and above"
Ants are 6 feet
@@chimpe1727 😭😭😭💀💀
@@chimpe1727
Spiders have 8
Unfortunately for them, most humans are 2 feet
Nice one
“My everyday SMALL water bottle” 💀
This is the front page picture of my biology textbook showing dwarfism & gigantism 😂
If you piss him off, he’ll probably grab you up by the neck and lift you into the air like a dark souls boss.
Edit: oh man I got a bunch of likes thanks
“Listen here, pal!”
BEAR WITNESS
@@jackalexandethat's elden ring but you got the spirit 😁
@volztyy 💀
Edit: why do I got 100 likes?
@@volztyy5834 yeah haha I've only played elden ring
"IT WON'T FIT" 💀
Height has no impact on private size
😂😂😂😂
@@QuintonRC23Well, I think in this very specific case it might have.
Pretty sure there's a loch ness monster hiding down there
@@MatSkanzo😂😂😂
Ayooo💀☠️
"He's just my friend babe"
LOL
I hope she is safe in bed with you water bottle.....🥸🥸🥸
LMAOOO😭
Honestly shes not going to enjoy it
@@ArtSawceshes likes huge So yes
Im sorry....
what has his mother been FEEDING HIM????
"It'll fit, don't worry."
Famous last words
What will fit?
🤨🤨🤨
@@Yesbutactuallyno788 The gun he's packing.
Moments before disaster 😂
😂😂😂😂
you need a "BONK!" for that thinking xD
That’s a long distance friendship right there
I see what you did there
😂😂😂
😂
Bro, i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, this is a genious joke. 👏
That shit counts as a long distance relationship again😂😂
This comment is pure gold 👌👌👌
Can't reply... It is 606😄😅
Best friend ❌
Shortest girlfriend ✅
Now picture him with a face full of hair, an axe, and shield running full force at you 10 centuries ago
😂😂. say your prayers.
Would willingly hand him my soul 🥲.
Hell no
And now look at him 😅
just shoot him
Lead anime male character and their love interest be like-
Y/n and their partner's size in wattpad be like:
Omg so true! 😂
😭😭😭
Exactly what I was thinking
The way i snickered at how true it is 😂
Wats y/n
The train and cave story in my mind after watch this☠️☠️☠️☠️
Bro drinks a whole river everytime he finishes his "everyday small water bottle"
ey that's insulting
LOL😂
Omg you’re so funny 😂
😂😂😂😂
It’s a gallon gym bottle... normal
The way she said “dayum” got me weak bro 😂😭😭
😂😂
She had same reply first time she saw the reason she wanted to be his "best friend" lol
It adorable 🥰
its too big for her
Bro is a actual giant.
LOL, imagine him sitting on a an economy class flight for 4 hours 🤣🤣
I wonder what it looks like him in a car.
Damn, we're stealing the Arkenstone with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is why those massive 2-handed swords exist. They weren’t giant swords for normal men, they were regular sized swords for giant men.
Zweihander
Exxcaalibuur!!
@@liamdilley6826 DS1 flashbacks
Mel Gibson weilds a massive sword. No cap
I thought they weight about 6lbs and made for cavalry and pikes mainly.
Dude was made in a 1940s German lab.
right!!😂
😂😂😂
bro is the SS God himself lmao
Legit
The little "daym" 😂
That's what she said when she held his other water bottle 😂
@@fatimaezzahraoubelkasse7135brooooo 💀
@@fatimaezzahraoubelkasse7135 😭
I'll bet he's heard that 'Dayum!' before... 😂
“ *SMALL* water bottle ” 💀💀💀
Bro💀💀💀
That's pretty average ngl
DUDE THATS HUGE
it aint heavy probs like 10 kilos and if you aint pulling it then sorry go to gym
@@pikolasgg2320bro weighs water in kgs 💀
"he's just a friend" 💀
Im so dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@tonyclifton2172come on bro, add skull emoji to your comment to make it funnier I think
😂😂😂 Bro ☠️
I hate those kind of girls
She is just his friend because he can't put his in her mouth 💀💀
This man needs to wear a watch on each wrist, he's in 2 different time zones.
Lol
Bro thinks he gunna
no he isnt 🙄 bro think he funny or smt 😭
🤡
Lol
@@taddypatty7923 Ever heard the saying "If you haven't got anything nice to say then don't say anything at all" ?
The two of them definitely have a kitchen problem, she can't reach the wall cupboards and he gets back pain from the worktop being too low.
Height differences in Wattpad stories be like:
You ain't wrong tho
True-
He really hit us with the "small water bottle" 💀
bs
Bruh He cappin ofc
bro he really hit her wit the "best friend" lol
Knowin damn well that’s a gallon💀
That’s not small for anyone 😂
We need that Asian guy to see how tall that guy is with this one 🗣 🔥
ASIAN INTELLIGENCE 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@Anonymoussensei17East Asian"
He be like... I have been summoned
That cringe dude is not accurate at all. Measuring heights of photos in 2d does not account for dimensions 🤦♂️
@Jojoe291 the way he accounts is accurate
Average One Piece character
Bro is a real-life space marine
Viking genes will rule even in space, there's a reason every last European monarchy married a daughter to a Viking raider. Genetically superior 🤷🏼♂️
Hahahahaha
The emperor agrees
He's too short to become a space marine😂
Saying "Don't fuck your best friend!" never was so vital
Yeah man. Let us do it.
Let me do it
Sole
nigga that's rape
I know right
If "Size doesn't matter " was a person, it would be her
Think you got tthat backwards
U mean if “size matters” 🤣 was a person
Lol right?
She better hope not cuz he's going to kill her🤭
@@khudeerkhdier5226 that’s the joke
Imagine having a 👶 baby with her... 😂😂
Bro will literally become SCP 096 after a failed relationship and diet change💀
Not the shy guy lol
Bro hes wreck it ralph in real life
Imagine if she tried to hold his penis
Underrated comment
@@whereispepper it has 1k likes 💀
This man just NEEDS a dwarf friend
No need to get on knees. Sometimes things just work
@@zekeyeager1458 💀
@@zekeyeager1458 💀
@@zekeyeager1458 💀
@@StrutsvilleUSA3911 I am in your walls
Your not in the friend zone, ur in the ozone 😂
😂😂Lmao
Ha
😅😅
😂😂
Most underrated comment
We need that asian guy heree
Wattpad height differences be like :
Kpop love storians height In Real 5'11 vs her Korean crush 6'31.☝️
Yes😂😂😂
Nahh this diff is tiny in comparison
This is my everyday "SMALL" waterbottle. Got me dying💀😂
Come on! Dont take it that way!, 😂😂😂
You need some milk man 😝
bruhh
that was one of the cringe line everybody cringes about 🤐
@@instaaj4028 🤣🤣
Doesnt even have to kneel💀
Imagine this short in Instagram 💀
☠️🚅
Thank God that this isn’t instagram otherwise I wouldn’t have the app on my phone
"it's appealing to The female fantasy"
I can't 💀
No💀
Every girls tinder requirement for height just went from 6'6" to 7' after seeing this video.
And will complain about the dick size coz it's too big for them to handle. Trust me, i hookup with a lad who recently hookup a 6'10 dude ( her words ). Said she couldn't handle the dick and cried the whole night coz it's too painful haha.
woman are dumbbbbb
If he can why all you guys can't
😂😂
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
The best friend she tells you not to worry about💀
☠️☠️
make a baby ☠⃤
@@HappyBakedBuns-lv9hx wtf
@@HappyBakedBuns-lv9hxliterally this almost looks like me and the man I made babies with 🙈
@@Seanhasjokes bro what is your actual height if you are less than 7.2 feet then you're shorter than me 😂
That’s a gallon, if anyone is wondering…
She just looks glad to be there. I like moments like that
Bruh
Bruh
bruh
Bruh
This is supposed to be wholesome .o. I’m sayin it’s a nice attitude
"Bestfriend"😅😂😂
sounds zesty
We all know what happens when no one's watching, best friend turns into an amazing night
This man hits different layers of the earth atmosphere.
😂😂😂
💀 I’m dying
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 bro
@@Dont_click_this_profil3ok
My toxic trait is thinking i could receive him
Them dating would be a long distance relationship
😂😂😂
I like your joke
You're awesome cheers.
Hahaha you win the internet for the week!! 🔥🤣
Luke a hamster eating a banana
These two in the video is the definition of what height the Tinder girl wants in bio and what height she really is 💀
It’s because we want to be tall ok?! Just because it’s more socially acceptable for women to be shorter doesn’t mean we like it. We want tall boyfriends to reach the things we can’t and to live vicariously through their tall selves! 😂
@@Marynicole830 I don't want a fat girlfriend or a girlfriend that weighs 100 pounds or more because I don't want to be walking around with a hippo
Edit: Instead of looking for a partner that reaches a specific physical trait; everyone should be looking for a person that is socially compatible with you. Besides it's a lot more nuanced than just social chemistry. More importantly a lot of partners won't know what it will be like to live with their girlfriends or boyfriends until they move in with each other. If they can't live in a clean harmonized house/apartment it's guaranteed to not work with each other. So don't be MENTALLY CHALLENGED about choosing a partner based on a physical attribute that aligns with your fantasy of a partner.
@@Marynicole830 No you don't, you want to feel small and feminine. Very tall women rarely can find a man tall enough for them to feel like that, guys that are over 6'3 are actually pretty rare and usually have plenty of options because you hoes go gaga over height. Be careful what you wish for.
@@Marynicole830 what u need is a tall glass of phuc urself
@@didllynutz facts