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I had a diary when I was 11. I was a lazy person, so I only wrote the 'most interesting' things there. One day I had been outside with my friend and I wrote "I was with my friend today. I don't remember what we did, but it was fun". Yeah.
"Then we ate someone". "And we just hung out at the drug store all day" "Then for dinner....." "all we did was go in the pool and the bathrooms" "Then we got home, just in time for dinner" this is from the last episode: "where Washington crapped" "I ate 😂😂😂
I wrote this when I was seven- "I had a hamburger, 3 pickels, some patato chips and water. I had 3 peices of gum for desert! Now I'm having mandirin oranges." I have concluded that when I was seven I was terrible at spelling the names of food. XD I also ate the desert.
My Diary Entry from when I was like 11~~~ Dear DD, (Short for Dear Diary, don't know why because It already said 'Dear', but watevs) Mr.Nelligan said I could draw something because I was finished with my work. He said, and I quote, "Draw something social studies-ish, ok Sarah?" So I sat down and brain stormed. I don't know what came over me but, I returned to Mr. Nelligan with a drawing of him as a stick figure with a top hat and tie saying,"Hi, I'm social studies-ish!" Mr. Nelligan loved it :) Looking back on that, I can conclude I was an awesome kid XP
Week 1 9/17/12 Journal (in case you didn't guess) Today has been great so far. Yesterday was great too. Yesterday was Sunday. We did get to watch alot of TV. I finally found my book. Thrilling stuff. 10/10
Here's mine April 15th 2012- We went to the hospital becuz I was really sick, but its cool cause we ate out a chicken. Let me repeat that: WE ATE OUT A CHICKEN That is all
My first ever diary entry when I was like..... 5. " I hed brakfest and kickd josh in his pepe cuz he pulled mi hair. Den I 8 ice creem." That was legit what I wrote. I didn't start school till 2006 because I was born in September so I was a terrible speller .
Oh wow You're 2,012?! I DIDNT KNOW!! YOU'RE THE OLDEST TH-camR!!!! YOU GET THE "The oldest TH-camr!" AWARD!!!! *claps* Anyone?... umm... okay... no one claps then... *slowly stops clapping*
Literally this was a entry "dear dairy I had a great day and it was good". That's it I started my first dairy in summer when I have nothing to do and I be lazy
Look I almost choked watching this and I thank you for getting rid of my hiccups. I had something we call a 'Lachflash', when you start laughing and then it gets funnier and you laugh louder and harder until you can't stop laughing and eventually choke. Thats actually pretty common!
omg, I've been binge watching and I've laughed pretty much out loud every video. But this one is hands down the best one yet! I'm so lucky I found your channel.
OMG, i should not be watching this at the moment,I have a cold and whenever I laugh it’s causing a coughing fit. You gonna kill me Matthias...keep it up!!
This wasn't from a Diary but an old notepad, I use to act like it was a Diary: Fubuary forth, we went to the perk and ran arond in the gruss becase the perk had no slids or swings so we ran in the gruss and had fon tim at the perk. we always went to tral and attempted to clim wals for fon then jump of, i rembember one tim i jumpt of and land on my nees and gut a boboo my mommy put a wet paper towl on it and asked if it felt better and i sad yes it does fel fine now. Gosh, I was toooooo good with my Grammar back in the day.
Not from my diary (never kept one as I thought it was dumb), but in second grade, my teacher always had us write an entry in our writing journal at the end of the day. She would reply back to us before we got our journals the next morning. We could write whatever we wanted. I remember coming up with the BRILLIANT idea to write, "I have feet." at the end of all my entries from then on. I thought it was an interesting and unique signature (catch phrase). My teacher ignored it for the first two days, but on the third day she questioned me about it. I was so hurt that she didn't understand and that she obviously thought I was crazy. I just knew she hated me. I was such a hyper-sensitive child.. When she asked me why I kept writing that I had feet, I just shrugged my shoulders and replied, "I don't know". With my heart crushed, I never tried anything like that again. xD
7 or 8-year-old diary entry. I honestly don't know what the flip I was doing here: "Today I didn't want [person] or anyone to see me at lunch because way to loud it was. So I put on my hood, unzipped my jacket, untied my shoes and looked down. Also, I pulled up my sleeves. Look, stupid, silly, and like a dork don't I? That's why I pulled myself together. Litterally." Maybe I wanted to scare everyone away? I dunno. XD
I live near "Langcaster" where the Amish are. (It's sad Lane-custer) The buffet you were talking about is a AWESOME PLACE called Millers. I go there all the time. Best food ever
I know he's not reading these anymore but I was inspired so I'll post mine anyway. Journal from June 12, 2008: HI That is literally the only thing on the page. In all caps. I was nine.
Here is another part from the notebook I used to act like was my diary: Jun tent it was warm becase sumer was com and we wen out sid to hav a cokk oui whil we are out sid i se a bird it was a robin i tink it was blac with oreng tumy i saw it in my yarde as it pick a wrom from the dirt an starte to et the wrom i was eting a hum buger as i wathed the bird. Gosh, I could'v been an a book writer.
Ikr i had three ticks and my mom removed them. The first one was when we went hiking so my mom just flinged iy off. The second one actually got attachted to my body. The third one i was just chillin waitin for my sis to tak it off.
April 29th 2012: Dear Diary, yesterday was my birthday, I got to go to the party place (xD) and all of my friends from school came, but, one girl came when it ended and she didn't get to go on the stuff that was there. But, when I came home, all of my family was eating my cake and I got sad because they all ate my cake. I went to my room and sat on my bed, then I got my diary and wrote on the back page, I don't like my Nan because she ate my cake. I went down stairs and Nan was still eating my cake, then I got angry and shouted That's my cake, don't eat it because it's not yours! I then looked at the table, it had food on it. But, most of it was gone because my family had eaten it. My mum got angry at me and said that I was a naughty girl and I got sent to my room, I cried, which is bad luck on your birthday, so when I went to go downstairs, I fell down and hurt my bum. Bye xD
*sigh* this is embarrassing: November 7, 2009 (I was 9) Woo-wee! What a day! Today is Saturday and I got up, started to paint (because that's what everybody does when they wake up), and did some cleaning. Every week I get a dollar for cleaning and doing my school everyday. I got 2 dollars beacause last week Dad didn't pay me. I played w/ Grant (my neighbor) with his trains (Thomas the tank engine wooden trains he owned). It's great!
I was sad because my sisters friend was over and they went on a bike ride and I was crying because I had nothing to do but you made me have something to do watch matthias you also cheered me up
0:36 Oh you know, normal day for a 2012 year old, get up, have breakfast, eat someone... o.O I love videos like these! :') Although I find myself commenting that on most of your videos :P
Spelled the same way a ten year old spells. Deer diareee, Today I went to the stor I got bread at the stor and I got a toy at the stor daddy says I should get books insted of toys but I have lots of books so I got a toy. I went to the home wen I got home I got to eat a chicken leg and that was fun beecus I dont get to eet chicken legs much. I went to school to but that was not fun so I dont like it because it is school and I dont like school. I hate school. I had home work and I did it but it was boring beecus it was from school bullees in my bus wer meen to me they called me a mean thing that daddy says I shudnt say I went home and went to the stor and then at chicken legs and then went to bed and then I got up so I could write in my diaree Thank you diaree for listening because no one else will listen because they think I am a bad word that daddy says I shudnt say because it is bad. Yeah, now I write stories. Haha!
I feel the same way June , something, 2008 I was going to the b room and saw someone wave hi to my and I walked back to the door were my frend (I used write friends f-r-e-n-d instead of f-r-i-e-n-d) waved at me then I waved back so (and I don't think at all about putting periods at the end of every sentence) later that day we talked with each other in the play ground(period) the next day we were at gym he fa**ed when the gym teacher was about to start speaking then loled then we got introble(i did not spell well eather)but we had fun(period)
Wed. 3/19/03 Dear diary, Everyone loved my bangs! And Jack was all like, "I really like your hair" it was great. Zach had another nipple rubbing ceremony, and Taylor sat in Zach's crack. Thats pretty much all that happened today. I dont even know....
I honestly have no idea what I meant by that...I was a strange child with a strange group of friends. I am really curious as to what I meant by that now though XD.
Dera dire taday I did shoole I did not Like it me anb my sister have dires by dire dare dier today I did shoole I did not like it. I read Amelia bebelia I like it clarifications on some things 1: I didn't write the dates 2: that is an exact copy 3: I said "my sister" cuz I wrote her actual name 4: I can now spell 5: Amelia bedilia was a book and shoole means school 6: I did 2 cuz they're short
Here it is: "1/14/13 I am going to be tolerant to others by respecting them. I will respect their beliefs and religion. If they are colored, I will not be mean to them" No period at the end. XD Also, why did I write this??
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Are you sure you weren't reading a cook book?
***** hahaha
***** you ate someone :D
You ATE someone.
Who ever thought that he would revert to canableism
Twilight Zone.
ITS A COOKBOOK
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***** About time XD
pp the plane flyer hah WHOOPS!
***** 12 in 2012, seems legit
***** i like cheese also do you like gmod? and do you play it?
Really great video!
Matthias is 2012...he immortal quick call the scientists
he used it in his ryc
+Sydney Fuller Ik
+xander schneider idk they're probably at the lap tryin to figure out Matthias problems
+xander schneider yes
+Unhaunted The truth is out there. PLAY THE X-FILES MUSIC!
I had a diary when I was 11. I was a lazy person, so I only wrote the 'most interesting' things there.
One day I had been outside with my friend and I wrote "I was with my friend today. I don't remember what we did, but it was fun".
Yeah.
Me. XD
June 11The 2010 (6 years old)
Today best friend and me got swimming, we saw this other litle boy, he got butt.
"He got butt" -2010
toola roola best 6 yr old ever!
116daemon Saber Your Neighbour YASS
Wow! That journal is as old as I am!
Katie G depending on the year, the July 5th one may be the day I was born
Serperior 3 he said the journal was 15 years old so it most likely would have been 2000 :P
But it could have been 1999
I did the math; it's 2001.
On 2001, it was only then when the numbers and days of the week matched.
He also said that in the first video... Lol
"Then we ate someone".
"And we just hung out at the drug store all day"
"Then for dinner....."
"all we did was go in the pool and the bathrooms"
"Then we got home, just in time for dinner"
this is from the last episode: "where Washington crapped"
"I ate
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Zelda's Golden Harp yup
Zelda's Golden Harp 😘😂😂😂😘😂
Zelda's Golden Harp XD lol also I subscribed 2 u
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"We ate someone?" I didn't know Matthias was a cannibal. Lol
He's a ghoul (I hope someone knows where i got that reference from)
+Whisk Hmm... I KNOW, ITS FROM JUMP IN... OR FELL IN? IDK
majky majky i was thinking more about tokyo ghoul
+SnsdFangirl1206 hes shia labeouf
Me to lol 😃
Honestly I fully support 12-year-old Matthias's food priorities!
Me too.
JoeMo same here
Scrofar wait, there are NON-food priorities?
Scrofar Yeah, I mean, food is so important and delicious!!
Sir Calvs Teh Gamer what there is?
I wrote this when I was seven-
"I had a hamburger, 3 pickels, some patato chips and water. I had 3 peices of gum for desert! Now I'm having mandirin oranges."
I have concluded that when I was seven I was terrible at spelling the names of food. XD I also ate the desert.
desert? you had gum because of a desert??
lol
Stephanie Rachel
I love eating Deserts! Yum yum yum
My Diary Entry from when I was like 11~~~
Dear DD, (Short for Dear Diary, don't know why because It already said 'Dear', but watevs)
Mr.Nelligan said I could draw something because I was finished with my work. He said, and I quote, "Draw something social studies-ish, ok Sarah?" So I sat down and brain stormed. I don't know what came over me but, I returned to Mr. Nelligan with a drawing of him as a stick figure with a top hat and tie saying,"Hi, I'm social studies-ish!" Mr. Nelligan loved it :)
Looking back on that, I can conclude I was an awesome kid XP
Haha that's funny
Alan Friddle :p
lol lol lol lol 😊
So dear dear diary
ikr
At 3:43 is sounds like you sold your dad and bought a head set with "the Money"
I has to listen to it again, and now I can't stop laughing
It was only 8$ xD 😂😂
***** LOL I died laughing! Maybe that really happened and the people he sold his dad to were eating him after......................LOL
***** :D
brentonip well if he sold his dad... HOW COULD HE EAT HIM BRUH. unless u copy and paste him
0:37 "Then ate someone" isn't that what every twelve year old boy is doing? :P
GermanCurl no...
Week 1
9/17/12 Journal (in case you didn't guess)
Today has been great so far. Yesterday was great too. Yesterday was Sunday. We did get to watch alot of TV. I finally found my book.
Thrilling stuff. 10/10
Here's mine
April 15th 2012-
We went to the hospital becuz I was really sick, but its cool cause we ate out a chicken.
Let me repeat that:
WE ATE OUT A CHICKEN
That is all
Fresh chickens for sale, get your fresh chickens! XD
Vanni V. Ya we saw that the first time...Lol
Dying at "We ate out a chicken"
Vanni V. I'm dying.
Hi Mat
"then got home, the the mayflower, in and went to bed." Always cracks me up 😂😂
Matthias just admitted to be over 2,012 years old. He's immortal. QUICK CALL THE SCIENTISTS
Sir Oddy SHHHHHHHHH
this is the hardest ive laughed in a while. please make more!
matthias:I woke up and eat breakfast ik like who doesn't eat breakfast me:I don't I'm always asleep
I'm laying video games :P At that time of day
+paulman66 laying videogames😂😂😂😂😂
+the gaming wolf XD what did I just say
I don't eat breakfast either. But not because I'm always asleep but only because I can't ever remember to get any breakfast. I'm always hungry.
So true
My first ever diary entry when I was like..... 5.
" I hed brakfest and kickd josh in his pepe cuz he pulled mi hair. Den I 8 ice creem."
That was legit what I wrote. I didn't start school till 2006 because I was born in September so I was a terrible speller .
his "pepe" MEMES
His poor Pepe, I bet it was his rarest Pepe.
U made me laugh for like 10 straight minutes
these responses made me laugh longer
+Kylie ‘Ky’ Cook Well then... We are even
Oh wow You're 2,012?! I DIDNT KNOW!! YOU'RE THE OLDEST TH-camR!!!! YOU GET THE "The oldest TH-camr!" AWARD!!!! *claps* Anyone?... umm... okay... no one claps then... *slowly stops clapping*
*claps*
Cool_Girl115LovesDenis claps
Cool_Girl115LovesDenis claps
That's siiekjdjdik!dmjjdjkldkdmjxjdjmrmfjfkodldmemnhjxksoosepwowoiwuyetetrhrhndixikz!mznxndhfhuifkfkmnff
*claps*
Literally this was a entry "dear dairy I had a great day and it was good". That's it I started my first dairy in summer when I have nothing to do and I be lazy
I love how you were writing just fine then you got on pills and skipped a month
This guy is hilarious XD He has 1 mil subs, how have I never seen him before?! XD
Look I almost choked watching this and I thank you for getting rid of my hiccups.
I had something we call a 'Lachflash', when you start laughing and then it gets funnier and you laugh louder and harder until you can't stop laughing and eventually choke.
Thats actually pretty common!
"daddy I don't care about picking you up but damn if I'm late for dinner!" lol Matt is hallarious!😂😂😂😂😂
You: who doesn't eat breakfast?!
Me: * slowly raises hand * M-Me
Also this is mine
Dear Diary
It's almost Christmas! I'm so excited and it's my 8th Christmas! And I know the 8th will be the best!
same
Mostly just on weekends though
+Flower Aj ik me 2
meee (most of the time) #ilikebreakfastsomtimes
omg, I've been binge watching and I've laughed pretty much out loud every video. But this one is hands down the best one yet! I'm so lucky I found your channel.
PLEASE SAVE ME
I'm dying of laughter!!😂
Owen Gamer XD MEH TOO
Owen Gamer
good
All that food! Did you just roll everywhere!? XD
They see me rollin', they hatin'...
Zibanu *insert puking noise here* MY STOMACH HURTS FROM ROLLING ON IT DADDY
Jana Coloma Yes. You win at life.
***** ROLL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
OMG, i should not be watching this at the moment,I have a cold and whenever I laugh it’s causing a coughing fit. You gonna kill me Matthias...keep it up!!
When Matthias was 12, he didn't have an emo phase. No, he had a cannibal phase
***** hahah FOSHO
Hey Matthias, to answer your question
I don't eat breakfast (I never wake up early enough)
Andrew McCullough Yes! Same here! Breakfast for me is pretty much lunch!
Yay someone else 😂😊👊
Woop the no breakfast trio!!!!😂
I never eat breakfast
Same!!
Laughing so hard my stomach hurts! Loving some of your older videos!
Monday, July 28, 2008
"I played a lot today. Goodnight"
Why did I even choose to write? I wasted paper!
mine:
I got my black belt today. I was all like wa cha.
WA CHA
lol WA CHA
I lol'd too much xD
s-should I be happy about that?
***** WAWAWACHAAAAAAAAAAA
😝😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I cried. Oh my goodness. Please do this again in the future.
I was eating while watching this. Had to pause so I didn't choke.
1:46 I dont eat breakfast sometimes... To busy watching your videos
The beginning was awesome I keep replaying it.
"I ate someone"
Temmie Art 😂😂😂😂
When That Matthias Said That I Laughed So Hard
I Mean When Matthias Says That
Ok?
stan uris deserved better ME TOO!
This wasn't from a Diary but an old notepad, I use to act like it was a Diary: Fubuary forth, we went to the perk and ran arond in the gruss becase the perk had no slids or swings so we ran in the gruss and had fon tim at the perk. we always went to tral and attempted to clim wals for fon then jump of, i rembember one tim i jumpt of and land on my nees and gut a boboo my mommy put a wet paper towl on it and asked if it felt better and i sad yes it does fel fine now. Gosh, I was toooooo good with my Grammar back in the day.
Nerdy Lizz By the way, I wrote that in 2009.
What grade where you in? Hopefully prek
3rd Grade maybe, but I use to have so much fun at the perk.
I dont eat breakfast! !!!
Im bad at grammar but matthias feel sorry for u
Not from my diary (never kept one as I thought it was dumb), but in second grade, my teacher always had us write an entry in our writing journal at the end of the day. She would reply back to us before we got our journals the next morning. We could write whatever we wanted. I remember coming up with the BRILLIANT idea to write, "I have feet." at the end of all my entries from then on. I thought it was an interesting and unique signature (catch phrase). My teacher ignored it for the first two days, but on the third day she questioned me about it. I was so hurt that she didn't understand and that she obviously thought I was crazy. I just knew she hated me. I was such a hyper-sensitive child.. When she asked me why I kept writing that I had feet, I just shrugged my shoulders and replied, "I don't know". With my heart crushed, I never tried anything like that again. xD
HE SO EDICTED TO FOOOD. I mean let's be honest WE ALL ARE😍😍😍😍🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🍒🍑🍍🍅🍆🌶🌽🍠🍯🍞🧀🍗🍖🍖🍳🍔🍝🍟🌭🍕🌮🍥🌯🍜🍲🍣🍱🍛🍙🍚🍦🍢🍨🍡🍧🍦🎂🍰🍬🍮🍭🍿🍫🍪🍩🍹🍸🍷🍻🍺🍾🍶🍵☕️🍼🍽🍴
Aine Foley beer is not food :P
Lol
I went downstairs and we ate leftover breasts for breakfast. My parents are awesome.
Not kidding...
Holy crud I'm crying its so funny no affence 😂(excuse my spelling)
Grammar saves life
I am crying with laughter so much i can't see the screen with laughing so much THANKS Matthias your awesome
ME! *puts hand up* I DONT EAT BREAKFAST!
Really... I don't
CherryLipsMeki ????!!!?????
CherryLipsMeki I only eat on weekends....
CherryLipsMeki OMG Gawd dude that's weird
me to
oppppppßssssss
plz stop, im going to get a hart attack from this video.
XD HHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAa
*Heart
lol, did you mean Joe Hart XD
no he fart
im going to have a hart attack LOL
I've been expecting you..... Thanks! :D
MATTHIAS, I cried of laughter in this video. Never laughed so hard for 5 minutes in my life omg love you
Mathhias is a cannibal he ate someone
Abgamingplaz Octocat/skywalker craft/abgamingplaz 😆
Matthias is hannibal lector confirmed
7 or 8-year-old diary entry. I honestly don't know what the flip I was doing here:
"Today I didn't want [person] or anyone to see me at lunch because way to loud it was. So I put on my hood, unzipped my jacket, untied my shoes and looked down. Also, I pulled up my sleeves. Look, stupid, silly, and like a dork don't I? That's why I pulled myself together. Litterally."
Maybe I wanted to scare everyone away? I dunno. XD
I live near "Langcaster" where the Amish are. (It's sad Lane-custer) The buffet you were talking about is a AWESOME PLACE called Millers. I go there all the time. Best food ever
I know he's not reading these anymore but I was inspired so I'll post mine anyway.
Journal from June 12, 2008:
HI
That is literally the only thing on the page. In all caps. I was nine.
"claps" wow terrific story
Good god you have no idea how hard I was laughing
Here is another part from the notebook I used to act like was my diary: Jun tent it was warm becase sumer was com and we wen out sid to hav a cokk oui whil we are out sid i se a bird it was a robin i tink it was blac with oreng tumy i saw it in my yarde as it pick a wrom from the dirt an starte to et the wrom i was eting a hum buger as i wathed the bird. Gosh, I could'v been an a book writer.
I'm pretty sure you still can with that grammar....
Seriously? It is spelled "gram mar" and not "gram mer"? Ya know, like how you *pronounce* it?
Alexandra Olson I knew and still know it is spelled Grammar, I didn't put that in my comment/story.
XD a cokk out wow.. god For you
JUST THANK YOU! i no i hav gret gramer i lerned it al so fast.
Nerdy Lizz I was not raging at your comment, I was raging at the spelling in general... sorry.
"can you tell that I'm obsessed with food!" and "I don't care about limes disease! I just want sugar!!" and my favorite parts😂😂😂
Watching this video made me hungry!
I live in North Dakota and found it funny that you went to the ER juust for a tick XD
here it "oh a tick ..." *removes tick continues on with life*
+Shima Hamasaki same here in Missouri
***** its very odd to me XD
+Shima Hamasaki Yeah same here
+Shima Hamasaki had ticks once,just washed it off and goes to bed o-o
Ikr i had three ticks and my mom removed them. The first one was when we went hiking so my mom just flinged iy off. The second one actually got attachted to my body. The third one i was just chillin waitin for my sis to tak it off.
Duuude!!! Matthias is immortal!!! Oh my gosh! 2014 years old.
April 29th 2012:
Dear Diary,
yesterday was my birthday, I got to go to the party place (xD) and all of my friends from school came, but, one girl came when it ended and she didn't get to go on the stuff that was there.
But, when I came home, all of my family was eating my cake and I got sad because they all ate my cake.
I went to my room and sat on my bed, then I got my diary and wrote on the back page, I don't like my Nan because she ate my cake.
I went down stairs and Nan was still eating my cake, then I got angry and shouted That's my cake, don't eat it because it's not yours!
I then looked at the table, it had food on it. But, most of it was gone because my family had eaten it.
My mum got angry at me and said that I was a naughty girl and I got sent to my room, I cried, which is bad luck on your birthday, so when I went to go downstairs, I fell down and hurt my bum.
Bye
xD
My mom and step dad for married that day
+Libbymoonbeam26 xx Thank you so much for sharing this!
+Libbymoonbeam26 xx I just....
What?
*sigh* this is embarrassing:
November 7, 2009 (I was 9)
Woo-wee! What a day! Today is Saturday and I got up, started to paint (because that's what everybody does when they wake up), and did some cleaning. Every week I get a dollar for cleaning and doing my school everyday. I got 2 dollars beacause last week Dad didn't pay me. I played w/ Grant (my neighbor) with his trains (Thomas the tank engine wooden trains he owned). It's great!
***** You were *doing* your school?
Pixel Turtle Yes, I was/am homeschooled
*****
That's not what i meant, but okay.
Pixel Turtle Sorry that didn't answer your question
It's okay.
I was sad because my sisters friend was over and they went on a bike ride and I was crying because I had nothing to do but you made me have something to do watch matthias you also cheered me up
sorry i wasn't crying
The entry of my diary was "Hi"
Matthias you were right I should've eat while watching this video XD
DefultGaming yes
2:26
"You know dreams can get pretty weird sometimes.. When you're on pills."
Quote of the year.
0:36 Oh you know, normal day for a 2012 year old, get up, have breakfast, eat someone... o.O
I love videos like these! :') Although I find myself commenting that on most of your videos :P
Jess Da Gamer Hey, we have evolved a lot in 2000 years.
Sorry Matthias, I didn't exactly have a diary.. Well I did but never wrote in it...
Also I burned it.
ok
Fuzzy Kitten It's okay. I used to have one that I had wrote stuff in but I lost it... or it got taken out in the trash... not sure which one xD
I threw mine away lol
yea cause that's normal! 😰
Fuzzy Kitten that's slightly terrifying...only slightly
I'm crying right now
Matt realizes June is before July right??!!!
65 people went to click the like button and missed. Their hand probably just slipped XD
Looks like two other people did too. Always a shame when that happened.
*happens
4:08 "Hey daddy i don't care about picking you up, but damn if i'm late for dinner" That part made me laugh XD
i was the person who always started a diary but who never finished it :D
When I have school I don't eat breakfast....
same XD
I only eat breakfast when im at school >_
+Inner Bones O_O
+GirlWhoLovesBooks AndAnime Lol xD
Anime Spectrum same
I completely forgot you shouldn't eat while watching Matthias... I spit soup all over my phone while laughing.
Spelled the same way a ten year old spells.
Deer diareee,
Today I went to the stor I got bread at the stor and I got a toy at the stor daddy says I should get books insted of toys but I have lots of books so I got a toy. I went to the home wen I got home I got to eat a chicken leg and that was fun beecus I dont get to eet chicken legs much. I went to school to but that was not fun so I dont like it because it is school and I dont like school. I hate school. I had home work and I did it but it was boring beecus it was from school bullees in my bus wer meen to me they called me a mean thing that daddy says I shudnt say I went home and went to the stor and then at chicken legs and then went to bed and then I got up so I could write in my diaree
Thank you diaree for listening because no one else will listen because they think I am a bad word that daddy says I shudnt say because it is bad.
Yeah, now I write stories. Haha!
I feel the same way
June , something, 2008
I was going to the b room and saw someone wave hi to my and I walked back to the door were my frend (I used write friends f-r-e-n-d instead of f-r-i-e-n-d) waved at me then I waved back so (and I don't think at all about putting periods at the end of every sentence) later that day we talked with each other in the play ground(period) the next day we were at gym he fa**ed when the gym teacher was about to start speaking then loled then we got introble(i did not spell well eather)but we had fun(period)
Brandon Santana Lol
Brandon Santana ...You still can't spell... It's either :D My grammar nazi senses tingle
Chessypufferfish "I went to school to but that was not fun so I dont like it because it is school and I dont like school"
exactly.
Lol!!!
At 3:38 I was clearing my throat so it sounded like "we peed on daddy, he was soaked.
omg lol
This video made me laugh so much!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
READ MORE!! Your grammar is da BEST!
Esther Lee I also don't eat breakfast...........
Here's some good advice: Do *_not_* drink any soda while watching this video
Lol. The more you learn.
CosmicRainbow Dash A little bit of it
Oryx TheMad God Oh....I'm not even gonna say what I was thinking when I read that XD
Yeah. DON'T. Cuz I almost spilled my Pepsi on my MacBook.
CosmicRainbow Dash he obvi. (srry i forgot how to spell a word) meant sip (i hop so anyways....)
omg. im crying. This is so funny. Im going to get fired from my job this week so this is making my day:)
umm, June comes before July, you wouldn't have skipped a month you would've skipped almost a year
+tay doc 11-13 year old Matthias wrote the entries. He was not a smart kid.
Tick on me... tick me oOOooon! I'll be gone, in a day or tooooooooo!
+Bobby Banana XD
My dad had a journal for a trip, and at the bottom of each page wrote what he ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
So... You are 2015 years old ?
Abdullah Alturkei Shhh its a secret I let slip.
HAHAHAHA
OMG I'M HAVING A FART ATTACKED
HEART*
Fart😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fart attack XD
SO DO I
A fart attack?????
That was the best thing I ever herd..........
2012?
CALL THE SCIENTISTS!
GODS CONFIRMED
***** then CALL THE SCIENTISTS!
or W.D Gaster or sans...
+Guinevere S sans? Oh god please save me. Everywhere I go, it is something about Undertale.
***** Alphys*
not Alphes
OR W.D. GASTER
he'll be hard to reach, though
he's still in the void
Sans is trying his best
everything is LINKed with video games!
derpygamer gurl nice pun.
true,true
Wed. 3/19/03
Dear diary,
Everyone loved my bangs! And Jack was all like, "I really like your hair" it was great. Zach had another nipple rubbing ceremony, and Taylor sat in Zach's crack. Thats pretty much all that happened today.
I dont even know....
Mickimick bahahahaha WHAT?!
I honestly have no idea what I meant by that...I was a strange child with a strange group of friends. I am really curious as to what I meant by that now though XD.
"Hey Daddy, I don't mind picking you up... But DAMN if I'm late for dinner!" 😂 I'm dead
Oh! Oh! I was 12 years old in 2012! like if you were born in 2000, also!
Aldrin Alvarez I was 11
I summoned satan in the year 2000
quite a lot of people were born in 2000. it's not that great. And yes I was born in 2000.
2003 -_-
So... How's everyone doing?
Wait u go to the hospital because of a tick lol I get them all time an just rip them off
That's what I thought... But he said he had a disease.
K dud
Wow O.O
GamingOutdoorsman heck is that
GamingOutdoorsman 11 What even is a tick?
THIS WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!! OMG!
I don't eat breakfast most of the time
😆 I don't care
I only eat breakfast usually on weekdays
Mango Kid me to, but, I'm eating breakfast right now! XD
Dera dire
taday I did shoole I did not Like it me anb my sister have dires by dire
dare dier
today I did shoole I did not like it. I read Amelia bebelia I like it
clarifications on some things 1: I didn't write the dates 2: that is an exact copy 3: I said "my sister" cuz I wrote her actual name 4: I can now spell 5: Amelia bedilia was a book and shoole means school 6: I did 2 cuz they're short
i have like 3 diarys (or more!) and i still use them so when im older i might do one of them videos myself!!! (ON all my diaries)
Then..... We ate someone 😶
Here it is:
"1/14/13
I am going to be tolerant to others by respecting them. I will respect their beliefs and religion. If they are colored, I will not be mean to them"
No period at the end. XD Also, why did I write this??
Why did you write that? When did circumstance call for this mini speech?😂😂😂
I haven't the faintest idea. XD
Amelia Lozano do not say colored it racisim just say white or black
+Sharon Matthews I was just putting what I wrote from my diary from a long time ago, I apologize if it happened to offend you or anything in any way.
no it hasent but that what weve been learning in school and my teacher sayspeople souldent say that sorry
I'm liking this in 2017!
Im liking this 20 freaking 19..
*get rekt*
I am liking this in freaking 2020
GET REKT
I was actually 12 in 2012.
Haters gonna hate
Alacrix haha
Alacrix me too :)
Alacrix I was 1
HE WAS BORN IN 0000 A.C.! !!
QUICK CALL THE SCIENTIST
I laughed so many times in this video my Mom walked up and asked me if I was OK 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂. I was 12 in 2014.
So it's 2026?
+Kaleb Ranquist Um. No. It means that I'm 14. 🤔
Emma Porter same
I was 12 three days ago
Emma Porter I was twelve in 2017. BOOM ROASTED. MYSELF.