Parks & Recreation - Ron Swanson's Best Moments in S06

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  • @HalfBoiIed
    @HalfBoiIed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    This man gave a speech at my graduation as a fellow alumni. They introduced him as a Nick Offerman, but that’s probably Ron’s request to keep his name as secret as possible.

    • @jataim4197
      @jataim4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Just glad he wasn't going by "A S S"!! ;-)

    • @Naruto93Senpai
      @Naruto93Senpai ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If this is actually true, then I’m jealous.

    • @bradyrhodess
      @bradyrhodess ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey U of I Grad!

    • @dylanwilliams9973
      @dylanwilliams9973 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would make sense if they said his name was Ron then he would be hiding his real name lol he did the opposite not that I believe this guy anyways

    • @maybemaybemaybe8719
      @maybemaybemaybe8719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha

  • @VioletWillowTree
    @VioletWillowTree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    “Goodbye Ann, I’ve enjoyed parts of our time together”
    “Oh God Ron” *crying*
    XD

    • @jimhalpert4777
      @jimhalpert4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *How do you do bold letters?*

    • @VioletWillowTree
      @VioletWillowTree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jimhalpert4777 Use two of these bad boys on both sides of what you want to highlight *

    • @jimhalpert4777
      @jimhalpert4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@VioletWillowTree *THANK YOU*

    • @gwalchgwynwlisc1706
      @gwalchgwynwlisc1706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      VioletWillowTree *wow you really missed that joke*

    • @jimhalpert4777
      @jimhalpert4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gwalchgwynwlisc1706 * you can say that again* 🙄🙄🙄

  • @worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan
    @worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3473

    His laugh is a gift. He is a gift.

    • @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo
      @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      HEUHUEHUEHUHEUHUEHUEHUEH

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not a gift to just america, a gift to us all.

    • @user-jw4fx3bw8r
      @user-jw4fx3bw8r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's funny because that's his irl laugh...

    • @zan31669
      @zan31669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't learn to laugh till collage

    • @Omrokone
      @Omrokone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Praise be to Ron Swanson

  • @juratory8876
    @juratory8876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5614

    The biggest thing that I love about Ron is how constantly unimpressed he is with everything.

    • @jasmineh3519
      @jasmineh3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Juratory Unless it’s Li’l Sebastian

    • @Jay_B1azin
      @Jay_B1azin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Everything before 1776 is a joke

    • @itsremaine
      @itsremaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You clearly didn't see his rectangle

    • @garretthackett7037
      @garretthackett7037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Until he is introduced to a muffin or steak

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      cuz when you're the best nothing can impress

  • @Broken_Fret
    @Broken_Fret 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5576

    So, my name is Bronson, and a friend of mine, who watches this show, decided to nickname me Bron Swanson. I had no idea how much of a compliment this was until now.

    • @RD19902010
      @RD19902010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Bronson as such is already epic, as you share it with at least 2 legends...

    • @rally_chronicles
      @rally_chronicles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You are lucky friend

    • @smannee
      @smannee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Bronson Strock not a compliment son. An honor

    • @ssssin320
      @ssssin320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@smannee Bron...are you done?

    • @seoul08
      @seoul08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bronson Strock watch it

  • @aoliravioli
    @aoliravioli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    “Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman, and a tiny baby.”

    • @HisNameisLink
      @HisNameisLink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah

    • @clashofthehornsofficialytu2082
      @clashofthehornsofficialytu2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      We know the bankers are the ones that rule the world

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Theo S nah he's a George let's hope he's not a George III

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Queen's been dead for years! The queen you see today is a robot.

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jeb Broham all her corgi's are just are just drones

  • @jameskimpton4184
    @jameskimpton4184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4641

    "What do all these symbols mean?"
    "I was right not to be threatened by you"

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      i really felt it was a missed opportunity to not have leslie or jerry or hell even tom find the note and understand the symbols and have ron be surprised and impressed

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Jerry would be the best XD

    • @stimcc9890
      @stimcc9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I would have liked to see April figure it out and quietly saying, “I get it”

    • @tusharkaul3602
      @tusharkaul3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think they translate to his hazelnut allergy. Maybe it's deadly.

    • @mrsejd3446
      @mrsejd3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andy would know.

  • @emac7050
    @emac7050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4219

    Seeing Ron Swanson type in A S S for a high score name then giggle immediately made him my favorite comedy actor in history.

    • @Wooofffekrkekekkeek
      @Wooofffekrkekekkeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No

    • @ronswanson8969
      @ronswanson8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Yes

    • @elijahalexander5297
      @elijahalexander5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why did I know it was coming before he even typed it in 😂 sorry I’m new to parks and rev this is like the 3/4 vid I’ve seen

    • @Sandthesand
      @Sandthesand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ron Swanson hello Ron.

    • @josegonza1ez
      @josegonza1ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If Ron never had his son and died after being brutally attacked by a pig that pig would have a significant amount of money in gold and several other assets. Lolll

  • @gracebaptistchurch6817
    @gracebaptistchurch6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    “WHY ARE YOU YELLING!”
    “TOM PUT ALL MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE!”

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Questions don't end with a !, they end with a ?

    • @gracebaptistchurch6817
      @gracebaptistchurch6817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hellwyck ur probably fun at parties

    • @johnsi.m6560
      @johnsi.m6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Hellwyck That's a silly question, they obviously end with a question mark.

    • @jeksinamariy6509
      @jeksinamariy6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "MAN"
      "MOST EGGS"
      nah too much information haha

    • @KappaKiller108
      @KappaKiller108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got warm feeling remembering my grandpa bring excited for the same reason

  • @zarasanera1111
    @zarasanera1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    Him and Donna giggling together is so pure

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes haha best duo

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I thought you were being serious."
      "C'mon man, you know I don't give a shit."

  • @salpuma9145
    @salpuma9145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3825

    "History of mental illness"
    "I have an uncle who does yoga"
    "Sexual history?"
    "Epic and private"
    what a character....great lines

    • @TheAVJ2
      @TheAVJ2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      How much alchohol ?
      1
      Just one drink ?
      1 SHELF

    • @Isildun9
      @Isildun9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Any allergies?"
      "Cowardice, and weak willed men. Also hazelnuts."
      I still say they missed an opportunity, by not making a Ron Swanson spinoff show.

    • @cheefussmith9380
      @cheefussmith9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Isildun9 "America- the only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio." my favorite. i'm irish

    • @sportsfaniguess154
      @sportsfaniguess154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mike Brammer no I think like creed making him a main character they’d run out of material they have the perfect balance here

    • @JKR9488
      @JKR9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sportsfaniguess154 true, Ron is fantastic but I dont want too much of a good thing

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    1:24 Ron crying tears of joy after discovering Scottish Distilleries are a thing of pure beauty.

    • @TrippyKenpachi
      @TrippyKenpachi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was crying because of the poem Leslie had him read, combined with the scenery she planned for him to take in as he read it. That part of the scene was cut from this clip.

    • @andyparkinson1996
      @andyparkinson1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The poem he reads by The Bard of Scots himself, Robert Burns. Extremely old timey language in his poems but some are a lovely read!

  • @ShortKidRoss
    @ShortKidRoss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6267

    "Luck is a concept invented by the weak to excuse their failures" - that is now my life motto

    • @user-js4ur2nl7t
      @user-js4ur2nl7t 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dude, I quote that line whenever possible.

    • @carsonsmith5022
      @carsonsmith5022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LS Ross Was looking for a senior quote, this now has been given to me.

    • @TheCephalon
      @TheCephalon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Atomic but what if I succeed from good luck?

    • @gurjapsingh3322
      @gurjapsingh3322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The more you practice the luckier you will feel

    • @delictivo624
      @delictivo624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      While Ron Swanson is arguably my power-animal, in this instance, does not understand the concept of luck.

  • @davec.3198
    @davec.3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    7:10 "don't you need a licence to hunt at night?"
    Love that chemistry.

  • @nathankirkha
    @nathankirkha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    "Goodbye Ann. I have enjoyed...parts of our time together" the most positive sentence I've heard him say

    • @GerharDTeach
      @GerharDTeach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is literally, the most positive sentence I've ever heard him say too

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    That laugh Ron shares with Donna about the hunting license is magical.

    • @snowman300
      @snowman300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish they didn’t cut out her follow-up line

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You know I don't give a f--k."

  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    “No need to curse”
    “There most certainly is”
    Brilliant

  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "We need to talk."
    "That has never been true."
    I freaking LOVE Ron Swanson!!

  • @echenexcetera5702
    @echenexcetera5702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    The greatest day in Scottish history was when Ron Swanson came upon our shores

    • @Will-vw9xp
      @Will-vw9xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Orkney will never be the same

    • @officialsouthsoul5223
      @officialsouthsoul5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Much love from the U.S.A. Salute 🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @rickypollard8219
      @rickypollard8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But for him it was teusday

    • @lucafabrettialles
      @lucafabrettialles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s the only good thing in Scottish history

    • @NealWilliams
      @NealWilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I have an image of him just slowly emerging from the depths of the North Sea onto the shores of this Scottish town.

  • @jellyfishbrain9634
    @jellyfishbrain9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    “Donna please back up two paces so I can physically destroy this machine”
    “I’m not a sore loser i just prefer to win and when I don’t I get furious”
    My favorite quotes

  • @rayaqin
    @rayaqin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    "-We need to talk.
    -That has never been true."
    I'm so gonna use that :D:D

    • @cobalt4161
      @cobalt4161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Bálint Ujvári me to XD

  • @ericjohnson6120
    @ericjohnson6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    I would have had April read Ron’s will and then say, “I get it.”

    • @SomeGuy-vo7we
      @SomeGuy-vo7we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      No words...she reads it and develops a devilish smile.

    • @michaeliglesias2806
      @michaeliglesias2806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I would’ve loved that.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      April would probably be the only one who could actually decipher those symbols in a heartbeat.

    • @DCT-tt8ib
      @DCT-tt8ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think it would’ve been hilarious and/or horrifying if he dropped the note, Tammy 2 found it, and recognized everything on it.
      That, or a scene in the finale where’s described that Ron’s cause of death was loosing a fight to boar, that’d be some great irony.

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      April; *reads it* Huh. *holds it up to Andy*
      Andy: So THAT'S where **it** is!

  • @milan777777
    @milan777777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "Why is everyone else so bad at eating?" every sentence of him is so priceless.

  • @menkae6708
    @menkae6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I’m just realizing how much of a master piece Parks and Recreation is.

  • @fettster279
    @fettster279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2252

    Man - Most Eggs

    • @KristianRhnebk
      @KristianRhnebk  8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Too much information.

    • @UncCheesebone
      @UncCheesebone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fettster it should be “Women-Most Broccoli

    • @vegeta30000
      @vegeta30000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@UncCheesebone No, no it should not.

    • @UncCheesebone
      @UncCheesebone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vegeta30000 yes, yes it should. Otherwise it’s too much information

    • @beansandproblems
      @beansandproblems 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Pug Dude Studios Correction. Human- Most food of a certain type

  • @darkmoomsky
    @darkmoomsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “History began on July 4 1776, everything before that was a mistake.”
    Ron’s the best 😂

  • @jameswatts2003
    @jameswatts2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    At risk of sounding creepy..... I want Ron Swanson's giggle as my ringtone.

    • @viktoriaf.1191
      @viktoriaf.1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      James Watts honestly same

    • @hannahbanana7723
      @hannahbanana7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope you guys have android phones, because Zedge is free. Been a happy user for years now. You may be able to find what you're looking for there lol

    • @josecervantes215
      @josecervantes215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rethink that move son

    • @Orrinton
      @Orrinton ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not creepy it's admirable

  • @Cafferssss
    @Cafferssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Literally everything is a weapon son, that folder in my hands is far deadlier a weapon than this bow In yours"

  • @VNDER88
    @VNDER88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "MAN"
    "MOST EGGS"
    nah too much information haha

  • @cytrilicious9285
    @cytrilicious9285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    “Holy hell that’s a lot of alcohol.”
    “We will take four bottles, please and thank you.”

  • @MoonchildOfDarkness
    @MoonchildOfDarkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I really love the fact that he went to and loved Scotland. It means he's not absolute in his beliefs, which he seems to be at first, but no matter how much I respect Ron, I respect him even more for the fact that he is actually open to new experiences.

    • @TrippyKenpachi
      @TrippyKenpachi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of all the countries, Scotland is the country someone like Ron could appreciate. It’s beautiful, rugged, and wild. For someone who isn’t from there, with a personality like Ron’s, there’s something about a place like Scotland that would truly speak to him. Scotland is often thought of as a “manly” country, too.
      To your other point: He is, of course, more open to new experiences over the years, due to Leslie. Due to his wife and his kids. One could argue all the important women in his life helped make him more open minded, and sometimes even (slightly) more emotionally expressive.

  • @tombraver6449
    @tombraver6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Yogurt is the celery of desserts, either be an ice cream, or be nothing at all." BFFHAHAHAHAHA

  • @cheifmudd
    @cheifmudd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “Couldn’t cook em fast enough, the last ten were still in the shell”

  • @Zerosblade13
    @Zerosblade13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The crib is safe, I tested it by hitting it with my truck.
    Lol that truck all smashed 🤣🤣

    • @Jay_B1azin
      @Jay_B1azin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s the best crib

    • @onionhat9141
      @onionhat9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would be unimpressed but just a little impressed on the inside

  • @patrickhughes288
    @patrickhughes288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Ben: "your a wonderful guy and I admire many things about you but your a terrible person to discuss personal problems with"
    Ron: "thank you friend that really means alot to me"

  • @BreannaBrenko
    @BreannaBrenko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3061

    ron swanson and dwight schrute should meet

    • @coreydowd7032
      @coreydowd7032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      yes they do haha

    • @xXPumpkinKingXx
      @xXPumpkinKingXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Breanna Brenko yup yup yup

    • @Sabo-Metrics
      @Sabo-Metrics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      DS: (extends hand to shake) Dwight Schrute, assistant regional manager, Dunder Mifflin.
      RS: (reciprocating handshake) Ron Swanson, director of public parks and recreation, Pawnee, Indiana.
      (Both refuse to break eye contact and refuse to break handshake)

    • @BreannaBrenko
      @BreannaBrenko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nick lmao

    • @ryanm351
      @ryanm351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yessss

  • @SlipBippy209
    @SlipBippy209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Its perfectly safe, I tested it by hitting it with my truck

    • @SuperAdamSaiyan
      @SuperAdamSaiyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And his truck is dented lol

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      An utterly redunant statment, any furniture built by Ron Swanson is not only perfectly safe but finely and expertly crafted.
      There would be no safer place for an infant than in a crib built by Ron Swanson.

    • @thewin9459
      @thewin9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did he make a crib or a bomb shelter?

  • @patrickhughes288
    @patrickhughes288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "I'm sure I can get her a job at tim houtners saw mill, I once did him a favor...... I built his saw mill".

  • @frankf7392
    @frankf7392 8 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Another word for jokes is lies. I do not lie therefore i do not joke.
    beautiful

    • @epm1012
      @epm1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      frank F "The only thing that I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water that is lying about being milk."

  • @jasonb800
    @jasonb800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "Why is everyone else so bad at eating"

  • @MrOSUrocker
    @MrOSUrocker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Tom put all my records into this rectangle :'D

  • @kinetsievarvenfloot1237
    @kinetsievarvenfloot1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Tom put all my records into this rectangle."
    Such sublime, characterful writing.

  • @strongsterrence
    @strongsterrence 8 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "Ron, we need to talk."
    "That has never been true."

  • @death_snowman7085
    @death_snowman7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    6:44 “Donna please back up two paces so I can physically destroy this machine"
    Best line in tv history

  • @jpbernie72
    @jpbernie72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Group hug!”
    “Salt water will warp the wood. Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.”

  • @jorgespinha
    @jorgespinha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Greatest human being on fictional earth

  • @darthnox2210
    @darthnox2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love those small moments where he and someone else has something in common. His face lights up and you can practically hear him thinking "I like this person".

  • @crumbb_m
    @crumbb_m 8 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    BEN"What are all those weird symbols?"
    RON"The man who kills me will know"

    • @Politickticktickin
      @Politickticktickin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone explain

    • @clusterfork
      @clusterfork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Looks like he was right not to fear either of you two

    • @Feral94
      @Feral94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Politickticktickin I think it means that he will eventually kill himself, he is the one who knows the symbols.

    • @Politickticktickin
      @Politickticktickin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Feral94 HOLY COW YES!

    • @Taylor_Wolfe115
      @Taylor_Wolfe115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His gold

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I just like how sam Elliot was a hippie... and he was still super manly.

    • @nunya3163
      @nunya3163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A man can pretend to be a hippie, but a hippie could never pretend to be a man.

    • @only4him330
      @only4him330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Well hello, gentlemen. What brings you out on this fine evening?"
      _"Motherfucker."_

  • @juniislost
    @juniislost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Don't worry he's not human"
    Man i love Ron and Donna's friendship

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm pretty sure she meant "It's not human", referring to the splattered blood on Ron's clothes.

    • @juniislost
      @juniislost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DEthe5150 works either way

    • @3_16CanOfWhoopAss
      @3_16CanOfWhoopAss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@juniislost No. Learn to accept a mistake.

  • @robertmartin8456
    @robertmartin8456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "TOM PUT ALL OF MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE!" lol

  • @GloriousZote
    @GloriousZote 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "Another word for jokes is lies, i do not lie, therefore i do not joke"
    "oh, you're joking"
    "yes son I am"

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He finished by saying "that's my first joke, I don't care for it"

  • @torpedohippo8493
    @torpedohippo8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Another word for joking is lying, I do not lie, therefore I do not joke."
    *A few moments later*
    - "oh you're joking?"
    "Yes, son, I am."
    Ron's hypocrisy at it's best lol

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was his first time, and he decided not to repeat it.

    • @stimcc9890
      @stimcc9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He then said, “That was my first joke, I do not care for it”

  • @gillese9446
    @gillese9446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "I have enjoyed part of our time together" everybody starts crying. This show is a masterpiece

  • @aayushkashyap139
    @aayushkashyap139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love how he can be Chaotic and Calm at the same time.

  • @crusherconi
    @crusherconi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “I’m not a sore loser i just prefer to win and when i don’t i get furious”

  • @bobgratton9853
    @bobgratton9853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    ''Now you can enter you initials''
    ''My initials are private''
    ''Well then just put any three letters''
    ''A S S''

  • @YouSoCouldHaveGotMe
    @YouSoCouldHaveGotMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Ben “We need to talk”
    Ron “That has never been true”

  • @KalaVerag
    @KalaVerag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I still remember the last season when he was seating in the office looking around and didn't recognize anyone because everyone move to better things that shit broke my heart 💔

  • @daisie4505
    @daisie4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He has the best laugh, it makes so many scenes 10x better

  • @juliansenfr
    @juliansenfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I remember the first time I watched the end credit scene with Ron winning the government employee of the month award,
    I literally burst out laughing so hard my diaphragm hurts.

  • @michael._.3543
    @michael._.3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how Ron’s face changed when Tammy came in 😂

    • @russiannavy1108
      @russiannavy1108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So funny that she's wife in real life. The two are good together.

  • @FuzzyAntler89
    @FuzzyAntler89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The "she's near, hide the children" gets me every time 😂

  • @JDMatthias
    @JDMatthias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ron.
    Ron.
    Last name?
    Dunn.
    Is that your last name or are you just finished talking?
    Both.
    .........
    Dunn and done!
    I like Ron.

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until we find out he is a commie vegan! lol. The foil of Ron Swanson was genius, you see that a lot in the libertarian communities since it is a mix of right and left wingers.

  • @miledith555
    @miledith555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Ron's statement about women's problems was genius. Yes, most women don't want to hear a solution, they just want someone to hear them out.

    • @SynchronizorVideos
      @SynchronizorVideos ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As not only a man, but also an engineer, this is probably my number one struggle when it comes to interacting with women.

  • @tomahawwke
    @tomahawwke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "oh thaat's... probably true." that line got me hard it was hilarious

  • @etitheyeti98
    @etitheyeti98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Be Ice-cream or be nothing." Words to live by.

  • @Romoa345
    @Romoa345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I respect Ron and Donna’s relationship so much!

  • @AndHeWalksAway
    @AndHeWalksAway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    We need to talk....
    That has never been true.

  • @lukelichtenthal5407
    @lukelichtenthal5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If we had more people like Ron Swanson, the world would be a much better place.

  • @miltoncat
    @miltoncat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    For real, “Bye Bye Lil Sebastian” brings a tear to my husband’s eye.

  • @lonktheherooftim2675
    @lonktheherooftim2675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I cannot express the joy I feel seeing this man smile.

  • @kotajohnson2337
    @kotajohnson2337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Not even gonna cap, the first time I saw the unity concert I straight up cried it was so glorious

  • @kiidampuller97
    @kiidampuller97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Fine. Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby” love that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamyodaime
    @iamyodaime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Damn, Cpt. Holt's ex and husband on the same scene 😱

  • @bishop4390
    @bishop4390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Tammy, what brings you to a children's performance? Preparing a ritual sacrifice of a newborn?"

  • @DJZing
    @DJZing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Ron Swanson is one of my many life heroes

    • @smcca004
      @smcca004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DJZing same he is American hero

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a national treasure of the USA.🇺🇸

    • @viktoriaf.1191
      @viktoriaf.1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I work with a guy who is literally Ron Swanson

  • @SoapyWater813
    @SoapyWater813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Gotta love how Diane knows that Tammy is near by just looking at Ron’s face

  • @DigiFootageFX
    @DigiFootageFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "That folder in my hands is far deadlier than this bow in yours". I think wiser words were never spoken.

  • @rich3326
    @rich3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the way they both laughed when she says “don’t you need a license to hunt at night”

  • @erickvazquez3032
    @erickvazquez3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Favorite quote “why is everyone so bad at eating” best quote of all time.

  • @chrisdrizzy9721
    @chrisdrizzy9721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    The title of this video is misleading. “Ron’s best moment” implies that there are time he’s on the screen that are not his best. It should be “all Ron’s scene in season 6”. Fix it lol

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All Ron Swanson Scenes.
      Period.

  • @catbeara
    @catbeara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I hope you've made peace with your God..." dude 😮

  • @siriusnj4687
    @siriusnj4687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the single greatest video i ve ever watched.

  • @guythat779
    @guythat779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Donna telling Ron he needs a license then them both breaking out into laughter is precious

  • @businessnik
    @businessnik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The two Rons episode was classic.

  • @TheVerbalAxiom
    @TheVerbalAxiom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Rumor has it, Ron is Chuck Norris' great great great grandfather.

  • @gamecarnival2024
    @gamecarnival2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just discovered this man. And everything he stands for is exactly what I stand for

    • @NeutralEvilLawfulGood
      @NeutralEvilLawfulGood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please be more than just a parody.

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeutralEvilLawfulGood no, I mean before I've seen him in had ideologies like him

  • @riddik79
    @riddik79 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Ron's laugh always gets me lol

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I understand why Ann and Jerry reduced to tears. To have Ron acknowledge you and the fact that you worked together is the rarest of things.

  • @Pewling
    @Pewling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought nothing could top Ed O'Neil's Al Bundy character.. But Ron is the man! A worthy contender.

  • @joeychokeahoe1
    @joeychokeahoe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “We need to talk”
    “That has never been true”

  • @Dacheerio
    @Dacheerio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “History started on July 4th, everything before that was a mistake”

  • @JP-pk1fe
    @JP-pk1fe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He is litterly the definition of a true american

  • @noahtaylor4213
    @noahtaylor4213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.

    • @tobyunderfoot540
      @tobyunderfoot540 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @nephilaedulis2073
      @nephilaedulis2073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about the discovery of how to create alcoholic drinks by ancient people?

    • @avarma6313
      @avarma6313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so slavery wasnt a mistake?

    • @liamnorlander6200
      @liamnorlander6200 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wayne king exactly

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and everything after that was a bigger mistake

  • @zerohours.
    @zerohours. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who loves Scotch just as much as anyone, seeing Ron in Scotland tending to oak barrels cracks me up everytime.

  • @stephenholcomb5344
    @stephenholcomb5344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Hahahaha "Why is everyone so bad at eating..."

  • @zackjacobson1987
    @zackjacobson1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When Ron talks about whiskey it's like hearing a sermon from a preacher

  • @Jaye3rd89
    @Jaye3rd89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
    yes lol

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ron’s giggle is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen/heard.