I promise you I cannot hear that half eaten burger line and still spend the night in the same bed after such abuse 😩😫 I’m flipping the bed over and storming out I don’t care if it’s -5 degrees, 3AM in the middle of nowhere. I CANNOT🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾
That’s when you truly go for the mental murder of that man and ask “how’d his leftovers feel/taste? You you really think I was that wet for you?” He knows instantly what you’re implying.
Mr Fuhad and Mr Duncan, I never knew you were so popular in South Africa. These men are discussing you with professors. My uncle is a teacher in the bio chem faculty and he asked me about you😭😂
If I was ol girl, the MOMENT I heard “wooooooooow” from James I’m losing it 🤣🤣 somebody would have to put something on my books cause I’m going to jail.
@@ashleyzviitei I hear that. I grew up with it but I still HATED it. It was only when I became an adult and someone hit me with some steam fish and okra that I started to appreciate it. 😂
If my ex was a food he would be one of those corner shop slices of cake. Looks OK, doesn't actually ever satisfy your needs, leaves a bad taste in your mouth and puts you off of cake for a while afterwards 😂
@@elizabethh5009 😂🤔 each to their own I guess...only time I can imagine those cakes would be enjoyable is during times of starvation/desperation. Close friends probably had them as well don't worry about it 😂
Wow that story James told about the girl crying in the hotel room actually made me sad. I literally can't laugh and get into the funny parts cause I keep thinking about her. I am sorry girl and I hope you're okay. I swear I will stay a virgin until I get married or the day I die. These men out here are using girls for their bodies and then treating them like shit. Please girls be wary of these men and take care of your heart.
Me either. After I slept with my first boyfriend I woke up in the hotel room and he wasn’t there. He stopped answering my calls and just disappeared. Never heard from him again. I was 18, I’m 31 now.
@@roxywyndham I am sorry sis. That's horrible. That's painful especially when you are so young. Men will lie and do anything just to get sex and they don't have an ounce of affection for us. All they want is to "smash". They could care less about the human being inside the body they want.
I totally understand Fuhad's story with the fan because anytime I go visit my parents and it's boiling hot my mum always turns the fan away and it's on low talking about "I don't want you to get a cold" Ma'm please no one is getting a cold in this boiling weather, it's stuffy and I can't breathe🤣
Semi-toxic tip of the day: calmly letting a dude leave and denying him further access to you sends men spiraling worse than any act of crying, craziness, or revenge 💀They start wondering if you ever really liked/loved them 🥴 Edit: Question for my fellow semi-toxic sisters: what's the wildest thing a dude you calmly let go do to try to get you back 👀☕
That is a fact. 😊 thats the best kind of revenge. I walked out not a single word never looked back. He tried all kinda ways to get back in. 😁 Edit: Answer to your question. He saw me kissing a nother guy got so mad got into his car and drove it into a wall. Took a pic and send it to a friend of mine for me to see. He thought i would feel bad and take him back.
Honestly got brought over from TikTok a couple weeks ago and I love this podcast. Even when I disagree with something said at least I know you’re being real not going for a reaction
Not even 3 minutes in and James has me dying ova here with the Okra. We fry okra with shrimp to eat with Dahl and Rice. Best ting eva! Love from Guyana 🇬🇾
🔥🔥🔥"you a bird but you ain't a key, got wings but you can't fly away from me" Nas -Fried chicken Shout out to James for that walk down memory lane 🇿🇦🤟🏾
Fried okra/okro is amazing. You bread it in corn meal and fry it till its golden brown. Yyyuuuummmmmm! Its crunchy and not gooey at all after you fry it.
I can totally relate to them about controlling the temp at home, especially James. The lady that birthed me would keep the temp in the house in the 80s even in Florida summer heat. And wouldn't let us use a fan. So now I have the fan on full blast in my home, even when it is cold out.
Fuhads reaction to “hairless physique” was hilarious. Was listening to the podcast and stopped to load this up because I needed to see his reaction too.
My ex would kindly remind me on the weekly that if I ever left him that he would kill me.. thankfully he left me and I was welcoming him outta that door 😂
Amazing ep as always 😘Laughed so much through that one especially when James said "Iam just a bad guy" I burst out laughing so hard it hurt my chest.Love the childhood stories too i swear everyone growing up in the 90's/early 00's their parents were like this lol My mum is Irish too & sounds so much like James's mum its hilarious.
These childhood stories have me dead🤣😂 they had their parents keep them inside while everyone's playing....while us in the US had parents that wouldn't even let us back in inside 🤣 not for water, not for a piece of bread....they pushed the limits of curfew. And then blame us for smelling like "outside" when we were ALLOWED back in.
I don't understand why men pay the bills of women they're not married to or why women have the children of men they're not married to. It's all ridiculous 🤷🏽
Facts trust it’s not an US-UK culture shift it’s a culture shift to everyone tryna do what City Girls rap about instead of tryna make their own money like City Girls are doing
As a woman I also don't get it. My pride doesn't even allow me to take or ask for money from myman and it always offends my boyfriend. It makes him feel as if his not providing for me.
@@morganboard98 that’s not new. Maybe it’s because I’m from Florida like the city girls are, but nope not a new culture. Tricks been around for a looooong time. Hell I remember my grandma telling us the game.
My parents kept our flat freezing in Liverpool . Idk if it’s an immigrant thing or a northern thing but my family is East Asian (dad)and Latino (mum) zero heating but had mad electric heaters on a solar panel from window 🤦🏻♀️ lights immediately turned off after you leave the room . I didn’t even know what a cable license was until I was 16 🤦🏻♀️. First time I went to my friends yard in year 9 and her fam was white and everything was bare lite ! Everyone had a light on in the house during the day , I was so fuxking shocked 😂 but now as an adult I am the same as my fam lights off if I am not in that room and heating ? Put on a jumper mate😂😂 but the bills are mad low so it feels worth it 😂 man when you start paying that London rent and have grown up bills you gotta make choices 😂
While their podcasts are brilliant; just LOVE watching their facial expressions and interactions via TH-cam! Thank you for sharing the shenanigans on so many platforms!!!!❤❤❤❤
I will literally never forget laying in bed hot, crying, sun blazing in my open window, with the sound of every other kid in the neighborhood still outside laughing and playing. My little 2 block radius growing up was LITTERED with kids and all the parents knew each other so kids just ran free. Not me, bedtime was bedtime no matter what time of year. 30 years old and im livid to this day😅
Hey cult daddies Remember me from when y'all were at 25k subs 😭 I'm so proud of the steady growth It might interest you to know that I have now moved to England for the sole purpose of attending at least one of your live shows So run me a date asap Much love Random fan ❤️
I listen to your podcasts but this is the first time I've watched you guys even more jokes to see your reactions thank you for this amazing show 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I was dating this girl that i wasn't really into when I was 16, one day my moped broke down so I didn't see her for a week, I got a message saying I'm at my nans "which was around the corner from mine" come and see me or its over. I couldnt be bothered so I ignored the message and never spoke to her again 😂😂
I absolutely love you guys. From Bk,New York. I’ll be in the supermarket cracking up having to turn off my phone from laughter. The whole fan situation and the needing a routine is so familiar to me 😭. I would be so livid in the summer as well. Keep making us laugh and telling your stories 💜💜
I promise you I cannot hear that half eaten burger line and still spend the night in the same bed after such abuse 😩😫 I’m flipping the bed over and storming out I don’t care if it’s -5 degrees, 3AM in the middle of nowhere. I CANNOT🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾
That’s when you truly go for the mental murder of that man and ask “how’d his leftovers feel/taste? You you really think I was that wet for you?” He knows instantly what you’re implying.
I would stop being friends with a man like that, what does it say about me if this is what I surround myself with? Nah fuck him
I promise he would be six feet in an acid tub ☢️☣️
😂😂😂 honestly it’s either I leave or catch a case, either way I’d have some dignity left
@@palesaphambane4461 I’m doing 25 to life😂
As an american yalls accents make this show that much funnier
As a Londoner, I find southern accent tickling. I sure don't get what say NBA Yojngboy or Kodak Black are saying but I find if entertaining
@@haddingtoniangcp2464 hahah i dont know either
I absolutely love the accents. Some of the slang I gotta think about but it’s add so much
@@litebright1720 yes. Especially when i dont understand and they laugh. Im so confused but still laugh
We can translate whatever you need lmao just say the word
Mr Fuhad and Mr Duncan, I never knew you were so popular in South Africa. These men are discussing you with professors. My uncle is a teacher in the bio chem faculty and he asked me about you😭😂
Team SA here🇿🇦🇿🇼
your uncle's gonna be teaching ShxtsNGigs 101 next semester 😂
@@ashleyzviitei dankoo🇿🇦🇿🇦
Hebana😅 so malumz vele vele was asking y'all about 2 mense on a podcast telling Jokes!!
I Love our county shame😎😂🙌
@@mori_Jin. anehh?? 🤣
If I was ol girl, the MOMENT I heard “wooooooooow” from James I’m losing it 🤣🤣 somebody would have to put something on my books cause I’m going to jail.
LMFAOOOO REALLLL TALK
He's such an instigator!! 🤣🤣 Should've kept his mouth shut!
😂😂😂😂😂 me dying at James reaction to Okro soup. I’m screaming. It hits hard ok!!
Mate, that seeent me!😂😂😂
Okro soup is lifeee!
The slimy foods like okra are generally not for the uninitiated. You need to grow up with some things lol.
@@ashleyzviitei I hear that. I grew up with it but I still HATED it. It was only when I became an adult and someone hit me with some steam fish and okra that I started to appreciate it. 😂
@@kdjhanneli hated it growing up too lol! It was only last year that I started to enjoy it because my grandma in law made it
Y'all are single-handedly spinning me up on UK slang lol
I find myself callin my house “my yard” bc of them 🤣
If my ex was a food he would be one of those corner shop slices of cake. Looks OK, doesn't actually ever satisfy your needs, leaves a bad taste in your mouth and puts you off of cake for a while afterwards 😂
Sometimes those cakes hit right. Never want them again though and I don't tell even close friends I had that in me.
@@elizabethh5009 😂🤔 each to their own I guess...only time I can imagine those cakes would be enjoyable is during times of starvation/desperation. Close friends probably had them as well don't worry about it 😂
And it’s probably expired
Wait, is this thread still about your ex's or cake 😂
@@esdrasvincent5184 I think it definitely applies to both 🤣
"Fam, I've lived through stuff and I'm gonna live how I wanna live" That's a whole word 😂😂
Fuhad’s “I’ll tell you that for free!” Is going in my rotation.
Yes!!!!😂
I screamed when James said I’ve lived thru stuff and I’m going to live how I want cuz facts 😭😂🤝🏿 the fan and the heating will both be on
Wow that story James told about the girl crying in the hotel room actually made me sad. I literally can't laugh and get into the funny parts cause I keep thinking about her. I am sorry girl and I hope you're okay. I swear I will stay a virgin until I get married or the day I die. These men out here are using girls for their bodies and then treating them like shit. Please girls be wary of these men and take care of your heart.
Yeah, it was such a sad story. I couldn’t laugh either
Me either. After I slept with my first boyfriend I woke up in the hotel room and he wasn’t there. He stopped answering my calls and just disappeared. Never heard from him again. I was 18, I’m 31 now.
@@roxywyndham I am sorry sis. That's horrible. That's painful especially when you are so young. Men will lie and do anything just to get sex and they don't have an ounce of affection for us. All they want is to "smash". They could care less about the human being inside the body they want.
It was definitely sad. But hey, all he was doing was telling her how he felt about himself. She didn’t deserve that.
I feel the same way but as a man
I lived in Ghana for 2 years and banku with okro stew was BANGINNNN! Love the pod and bless to you guys🙏🏻
Today James had a lot of amazing stories to tell😂😂
man was reminiscing 😂
He always does
This Monday was rough, the way I was waiting to be entertained by J money and Fire lord fuegs.
Pause-
@@oga_washington Naur stop 😅
I totally understand Fuhad's story with the fan because anytime I go visit my parents and it's boiling hot my mum always turns the fan away and it's on low talking about "I don't want you to get a cold" Ma'm please no one is getting a cold in this boiling weather, it's stuffy and I can't breathe🤣
Wife wasn't psycho she was psychic 😂
New cult baby, and I've been on a binge fest and I'm loving every minute of it 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Semi-toxic tip of the day: calmly letting a dude leave and denying him further access to you sends men spiraling worse than any act of crying, craziness, or revenge 💀They start wondering if you ever really liked/loved them 🥴
Edit: Question for my fellow semi-toxic sisters: what's the wildest thing a dude you calmly let go do to try to get you back 👀☕
I co-sign this. 😂📝
@@anniek.4770 304`s
That is a fact. 😊 thats the best kind of revenge. I walked out not a single word never looked back. He tried all kinda ways to get back in. 😁
Edit: Answer to your question. He saw me kissing a nother guy got so mad got into his car and drove it into a wall. Took a pic and send it to a friend of mine for me to see. He thought i would feel bad and take him back.
I’m guilty of doing this. I don’t fight or argue so I walked away silently.
Yep...one ex stalked me after he broke up with me...
Am I the only person in this world who genuinely enjoys oatmeal raisin cookies?
I love them! You’re not alone. 😊
A McDonald’s milkshake…seems good at first but leaves a bad taste in your mouth and you feel sick by the end of it 😂😂😂😂
Their frappes are like that too 😂
Ouch!!
Facts 😅
I don’t even drink their shakes anymore because it’s not worth it.
Honestly got brought over from TikTok a couple weeks ago and I love this podcast. Even when I disagree with something said at least I know you’re being real not going for a reaction
Not even 3 minutes in and James has me dying ova here with the Okra. We fry okra with shrimp to eat with Dahl and Rice. Best ting eva! Love from Guyana 🇬🇾
As soon as he said that he never had okra, I realized that he's never had gumbo before. I feel so sorry for this man. 😔
Fried okra is delicious and gumbo is fire. Poor James hasn’t tried it, maybe he can go to Fuhad’s family’s house for some stew.
@@babynoodle42 we can only hope 😮💨
Most British people haven’t had gumbo, even fuhad. But most British Africans/asians/arabs have eaten okra
Every episode I watch just sends me deeper into the abyss of the cult baby culture. I'm at work under the desk, laughing til my stomach hurts
Us in South Africa watching the no electricity at home segment like 🧍🏽♂️
It just came back at 6 lol... 😭💀
Giirrrrllll💔😅
Power bank and TH-cam app on my phone🇿🇦🇿🇦 SA gang
Saaame!!! Lol
😢😂it's how myn came back 7 min ago...thus im even in these comments in the first place
It took me out when he said the manager knocked himself out when he tripped and a bottle of chloroform broke in his pocket 😂😂😂
Perfect start to my Monday morning! Love listening on the way to work.
🔥🔥🔥"you a bird but you ain't a key, got wings but you can't fly away from me" Nas -Fried chicken
Shout out to James for that walk down memory lane 🇿🇦🤟🏾
The way James twisted his neck at spatchcock chicken 💀😂🤣
Fried okra/okro is amazing. You bread it in corn meal and fry it till its golden brown. Yyyuuuummmmmm! Its crunchy and not gooey at all after you fry it.
Thanks I will try this recipe.
@Lesley you are so welcome. Just cut it up, put in a zip bag with the corn meal, shake and fry. It's sooooo good. Season as desired!
Stop it, the cost of living section just had me laughing so hard I nearly busted my stitches from a recent op 🤣😂 James stories are 🔥🤣😂
I've been refreshing TH-cam for the last 2 hours waiting for you guys. I'm clearly an addict.
Yeah they kinder posted late. Been waiting too
I can totally relate to them about controlling the temp at home, especially James. The lady that birthed me would keep the temp in the house in the 80s even in Florida summer heat. And wouldn't let us use a fan. So now I have the fan on full blast in my home, even when it is cold out.
‘I’m just a bad guy’ 😂 we ask for honesty but never prepared when they’re honest 😂
You guys are going far, everyone loves a laugh. It’s medicine 👌🏽😂
Fuhads reaction to “hairless physique” was hilarious.
Was listening to the podcast and stopped to load this up because I needed to see his reaction too.
My ex would kindly remind me on the weekly that if I ever left him that he would kill me.. thankfully he left me and I was welcoming him outta that door 😂
32:06 my whole adult life!! 🙌🏾”I’m literally a grown up!” 🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad talking about the fan situation is relatable as hell with a dad from the West Indies 😂😂
I could watch this a hundred times for James' reaction to spatchcock chicken 🤣🤣
The summer nights segment had me in legitimate tears 😂😂
James prediction abt England was spot on
Amazing ep as always 😘Laughed so much through that one especially when James said "Iam just a bad guy" I burst out laughing so hard it hurt my chest.Love the childhood stories too i swear everyone growing up in the 90's/early 00's their parents were like this lol My mum is Irish too & sounds so much like James's mum its hilarious.
James has sooo many ex stories 😂😂😂😂 like hooowww
That’s what I was thinking! 😂
My Geechie heart hurts😆!! Okra soup 🥣 slaps! PS my granny said the end of the bread kept the loaf from drying out 😅. Made a bangin’ french toast, tho!
James needs to try fried okra asap he’s been missing out
One of the best epis as of late! Y’all talking about your childhood/family life had me in tears! Thank you… Louisiana 🤣🤣🤣
These childhood stories have me dead🤣😂 they had their parents keep them inside while everyone's playing....while us in the US had parents that wouldn't even let us back in inside 🤣 not for water, not for a piece of bread....they pushed the limits of curfew. And then blame us for smelling like "outside" when we were ALLOWED back in.
Not smelling like outside 😂😂😂😂
As an American I want to personally say: "I don't back that paying bills for a random woman you only chat with."
I don't understand why men pay the bills of women they're not married to or why women have the children of men they're not married to. It's all ridiculous 🤷🏽
Facts trust it’s not an US-UK culture shift it’s a culture shift to everyone tryna do what City Girls rap about instead of tryna make their own money like City Girls are doing
As a woman I also don't get it. My pride doesn't even allow me to take or ask for money from myman and it always offends my boyfriend. It makes him feel as if his not providing for me.
@@morganboard98 that’s not new. Maybe it’s because I’m from Florida like the city girls are, but nope not a new culture. Tricks been around for a looooong time. Hell I remember my grandma telling us the game.
I always thought I was the only one who used a blanket when it was hot for "comfort" 😊 Love you guys!!
Jamaes' dad spent time in Trinidad 🇹🇹 he should know what's ochro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Das facts Inno
Now we need an okra soup taste test video because it with some crayfish is delicious.
My parents kept our flat freezing in Liverpool . Idk if it’s an immigrant thing or a northern thing but my family is East Asian (dad)and Latino (mum) zero heating but had mad electric heaters on a solar panel from window 🤦🏻♀️ lights immediately turned off after you leave the room . I didn’t even know what a cable license was until I was 16 🤦🏻♀️. First time I went to my friends yard in year 9 and her fam was white and everything was bare lite ! Everyone had a light on in the house during the day , I was so fuxking shocked 😂 but now as an adult I am the same as my fam lights off if I am not in that room and heating ? Put on a jumper mate😂😂 but the bills are mad low so it feels worth it 😂 man when you start paying that London rent and have grown up bills you gotta make choices 😂
So true 😂
I’ve been watching you on tiktoks for GOD KNOWS how long and I’m FINALLY watching the full episodes!! I loooove them
Just bumped into this channel totally hooked and have not laughed so much in a long time the easy banter is brilliant thank you 🤣🤣🤣
the okra part had me rolling because I was just thinking about making fungi (fun-gee) it’s like an okra porridge. James would loose his shit 😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooooo "where's the parents cuz im not her next of kin"!!!! 😭😭😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤦🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️
bro these man just make my mondays so much better
37:29 I’m late here but this whole segment has me in literal tears 😭
hey from North Carolina!
been here since 160000 followers and i look forward to monday just for a new episode!! much love!
Fellow North Carolinian here!!! I love how I can understand everything thing they say!!! It's a southern gift. 🤣🤣🤣
It's nice seeing them at 300k subs last week, if I'm not mistaken, and now they've surpassed 400k.
Hope to see them at a 1 million subs soon!!!
i always love to watch this as soon as i wake up on monday mornings🙏🏻🙏🏻
James and his past relationships are hilarious. Good grief!!
Just stumbled upon your pod this week. I have been in stitches. Big fan, love from Australia
Good ep guys…the food bit @ the start was funny…people went deep 😂😂
Omg you guys really make my week I can't express how happy I get on a Monday lol😭
As a gen x mom of 4 yall are fire. Me and my 24 year old son listen and laugh alot. Thanks guys
brazil fans are in tears rn watching this podcasts
While their podcasts are brilliant; just LOVE watching their facial expressions and interactions via TH-cam! Thank you for sharing the shenanigans on so many platforms!!!!❤❤❤❤
I will literally never forget laying in bed hot, crying, sun blazing in my open window, with the sound of every other kid in the neighborhood still outside laughing and playing. My little 2 block radius growing up was LITTERED with kids and all the parents knew each other so kids just ran free. Not me, bedtime was bedtime no matter what time of year. 30 years old and im livid to this day😅
Crazy thing is that James predicted what gon happen to England and Saka
I'm not into sports at all, so I didn't think I'd care about that World Cup story, but my word was that JUICY!!
One thing about James, he will laugh his ass off baybyyyyy 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nahhhhh the way I'm crying over James and his brother fighting OMG LMFAOOO
That burger comment is exactly why Snapped will never go off air.
“Hairless physique” Omgness! I cried laughing at that! 😂
Okaayyyy so this is the life I've been missing out on. Early access and that. 😂🙌🏽
☺ Its the best thing about Sunday evenings not waiting until 3:30 on Monday its the good life over here on tier 2 lol
Please keep doing these skits when you tell the story they kill me it’s like your own movie 😂🖤
Hey cult daddies
Remember me from when y'all were at 25k subs 😭
I'm so proud of the steady growth
It might interest you to know that I have now moved to England for the sole purpose of attending at least one of your live shows
So run me a date asap
Much love
Random fan ❤️
How James gone be familiar with Trinidad and not know Ochro BANGS in anything 🤣 lmfaooo 🇹🇹 love guys
Omg he’s Trinidadian?? We’ll look at that 😂🇹🇹
I was screaming at James😂 HOW do you not know ochro bangs???? 🇹🇹
@@dominnique2773 nah I think his dad just lived here for a bit 😆
Telling meee
I listen to your podcasts but this is the first time I've watched you guys even more jokes to see your reactions thank you for this amazing show 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I agree with James my grandma had us wearing heavy clothes in the house now my house is warm and cool as needed 😂😂
I literally broke my ankle Friday so I’m binge watching your guys videos. ❤
One thing I love about fuhad is that he will read backwards sometimes 😂😂😂
“Broke a mass brawl”
Fuhad: a mass brawl broke out.😂😂
I was dating this girl that i wasn't really into when I was 16, one day my moped broke down so I didn't see her for a week, I got a message saying I'm at my nans "which was around the corner from mine" come and see me or its over. I couldnt be bothered so I ignored the message and never spoke to her again 😂😂
The "Bloodclaat" hit me out of no where💀💀💀
These need to be longer 😂
When Fuad said the men them need to stop doing that as James was telling the story I felt that lol 😂
The explanations they give for each chosen food is hilarious
petition for 3 eps a week
i’ve listen to every thing even on pateron i’ve gone thru everything at least 3 times
James reacting to "draw stew" seeeent me, lad!
Fuhad..."I'm not her next of kin. I tell you that for free!"... got me weak!
“My tight hamstring honey” 😂😂
When James mentioned the ‘one all over’ it brought me back to that worst barber experience episode😂😭😂😭
James don’t know about that okra stew 🤣👌🏾👌🏾 trust me it bangs
James: I'm just a bad guy 🤣🤣🤣 I cannot
The life stories! We need more of that! Hilarious!😂
I absolutely love you guys. From Bk,New York. I’ll be in the supermarket cracking up having to turn off my phone from laughter. The whole fan situation and the needing a routine is so familiar to me 😭. I would be so livid in the summer as well. Keep making us laugh and telling your stories 💜💜
I’m sure James’ “Wooooow” made it even worse lol 😭😭
James hated on okra and I immediately went and added okra to my ramen😂. Delicious