I agree 💯. I'm a fan of both of their other cast but since the 1st episode have loved everything. They have real chemistry that's authentic and raw. I appreciate that they're unapologetic and let it fly. #everything right with comedy
@@Isaacr90 He is sponsored by them. It's not techincally called "sponsorship" though, eventhough it's same thing. I forget what they call it, but read about Bert and Tito's deal in Business article
Bert is not aware that he has a drinking problem...and Dr. Drew enables him. Personally, I think it's pretty awesome. I wish Dr. Drew would enable me. That'd for sure shut up the wife.
I've never laughed harder at Bert's impression of Theo. He was so positive he could do Theo and then he was looking at Tom at the end for him to say it was a good impression!
There’s nothing better than coming home after a grueling sesh at Hot Spin cycle and laying down on my Saatva mattress with a whoop strap on my wrist and a champion sized water bottle in my hand and taking some MDMA to help curb my alcoholic tendencies.
turns out Bert revealed to Rogan that the pure MDMA dose helped him go sober from alcohol this time. Ari you fucked up lol. hence why so many of is are pushing for legitimate substance/personal trauma therapy involving mdma. ive ranted in defense of m.d but i understand the delivery was poor & disrespectful by Ari. 'molly'...is not evil because it is 'illegal' is where im comin from. look into it...haha sup 10th planet. Jeans.
"Gang gang son I knew a dude growing up he wore a battleship as a hat ! He lived right down the street with a guy that had two napsacs, one filled with babies and another filled with squirell. Is that accurate ? Sure you're nailing all of them " 🤣🤣
If he's not an alcoholic he's CERTAINLY abusing his body. Alcohol can cause 7+ different types of cancer. I don't think he knows that. Me: *opens vodka*
He may abuse alcohol, but usually ("real") alcoholics need to be medically detoxed (usually Librium, Ativan, or Valium) when they stop drinking. If Bert really drank like people think he'd be shaking like hell, and after this many years he'd be "sick",and it's unlikely he'd jump right into exercise like he does. Usually "real" alcoholics drink from the time they wake up till they go to bed and go through over a liter of vodka a day.
Dr. Matthew Hertert I’m of the opinion that you’re an alcoholic and you see yourself in Botched Chrysler which is why you’re bullying him right now you meanie
Kyle Foehrkolb Can’t believe he didn’t show it. He’s turning into such a pussy bitch. Always talking about fucking eating and weighing himself too. Annoys the shit out of me.
@@calska140 Yeah, no. Ignoring that he has 3 grammys, and a bunch of nominations, he's been more focused on directing things as a label head/A&R over the last 20 years (and moreso now focused on Revolt). His artists have produced a ridiculous amount of #1 records under his guidance in that time.
The impressions starting with Sebastion and Seinfeld, segueing into Hannibal then all of the cirlce of friends: pure gold. With Bert saying "Im not good at impressions".
Thank God. I was just finishing up the new "Where my mom's at" episode and was worried I wouldn't have anything else to waste another hour of my day. Thank you Thicc bois
Robert O’Toole congratulations you’ve just posted a perfect comment you win an hour lunch with Bert, however the conversation is limited strictly to Bert talking about his anxiety about flying and Joe rogans current hobbies.
I started listening to the podcast at the beginning of the year, been fans of the guys for a while & decided I needed to listen to the podcast while I work (Delivery Driver) so one day in April I'm listening & driving & get into a car crash to this episode. Let me tell you, it's surreal being in a car crash & hearing people laugh over the speakers as you're having a panic attack & in shock. Haven't listened since...maybe next year...
I think these podcasts are posted the perfect length apart from each other, it surprises me every time I see it in my feed cuz I forget about it every week.
Bert spins all of October talking about how good he feels not drinking but on November 1st he'll be right back at it. Not only will he continue drinking but he will find a way to justify every drink.
Does anybody else think that the part of Bert finding out about having to give the money to charity was one of the funniest things that has happened in this podcast so far????
She talked about Ari's apology on the "So over October" podcast she and Christina P do on Christina P's channel, not this one. The apology was not sincere and she is not forgiving him, she talks about it and details what she thought about Ari etc. it is the first episode, not the most recent one, in case you want to watch it.
@@hitmarkler Either way I love him to death, always make me laugh hahaha. Especially as an addict myself I can't judge nor would I want anyone to forcible change lol
So no bullshit this podcast gives me the most amazing hour or so of relief ever. I have a lot going on and a kid on the way and it just means a lot to me to have this little hour of dude conversation I don't really get anymore and yeah, just dope to listen to you guys.
Their official homepage has it right on there. soberoctober.whoop.com/?trend=daily They may not be officially sponsored but Whoop is taking advantage of it, that's for sure.
Actually it says this "This month, WHOOP has teamed up with Joe Rogan and fellow comedians Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Tom Segura for Sober October. Follow Joe, Bert, Ari, and Tom during their month of sobriety through the lens of WHOOP recovery, strain, and sleep analytics. "
This show has become an immediate watch, no matter what I'm doing at the time. So glad they finally did this shit!
Tmoora Fight it’s too damn funny.
9x better than rogan.
I agree 💯. I'm a fan of both of their other cast but since the 1st episode have loved everything. They have real chemistry that's authentic and raw. I appreciate that they're unapologetic and let it fly. #everything right with comedy
I do intermittent fasting too...its called being broke.
Truth 😂
cancel your internet subsription and cop some spam, baby
Denver January This is probably the best comment i've ever read
Dam ... This 1 hits home !!!
you're not broke, you're just prioritizing something else over food.
Bret's alcoholism is so bad tito's stocks drop 8% every October.
He should get equity in the company lol
Don’t exaggerate. It’s only .08
@@Isaacr90 He is sponsored by them. It's not techincally called "sponsorship" though, eventhough it's same thing. I forget what they call it, but read about Bert and Tito's deal in Business article
Bert is not aware that he has a drinking problem...and Dr. Drew enables him. Personally, I think it's pretty awesome. I wish Dr. Drew would enable me. That'd for sure shut up the wife.
@@ontologicallysteve7765 lmfaoooo
omg bert realizing he had to give the money to charity was hilarious lmao 25:18
Robert Thompson Almost ran off the road. F-OMG hilarious.
I sounded just like Bert, from laughing so hard! 😂 Hilarious!
The background laughter had me cackling in my car 😂😂😂
For a good minute, we get to experience Tom’s old man laugh, and Bert’s high pitched squeak at about 26:20 and it has brought so much joy to my day.
Yes
Tom: ... " You're not a good guy"
Bert: "I wanted that money so bad"
Cant breathe from laughing so hard!
Dalton Stoltz idk why just the settle plain and simple “your not a good guy “ fucking killed me lol
I gave it to a homeless shelter near my house so I could get them out of my backyard lol
What part of the podcast is this in?
@@daniellivingston8759 near 25:18
I haven't laughed this hard in a good say 3 months fucking hell man that was so great!!!!!!😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So happy you guys did sober October this year!! You guys encouraged me to quit smoking!
14days smoke free!
You got this, bud ! Keep going for a hundred days, then quit for good is easy !
Nice dude keep it up!!
It's been 4 years, did you stick with it?
Bert every 30 seconds: “we should do a challenge where...”
"I'm bringing one of my oldest friends"
"how old is he?"
That was gold
Bryan Callen, 86
adamgm84 Bryan “The Liver” Callen
@@adamgm84 quit being nice we all know Bryan is 103...
“my brain hurts in the back”. -famous last words for 200$.
THE THEO VON IMPRESSION !!!! 😭😭😭😭 IM CRYINGGG. Yes I am rewatching ALL of these episodes because I love y’all so much.
I've never laughed harder at Bert's impression of Theo. He was so positive he could do Theo and then he was looking at Tom at the end for him to say it was a good impression!
“My brain hurts in the back”
not the first time that’s been said by Tom, literally my favorite thing he says after laughing so hard
There’s nothing better than coming home after a grueling sesh at Hot Spin cycle and laying down on my Saatva mattress with a whoop strap on my wrist and a champion sized water bottle in my hand and taking some MDMA to help curb my alcoholic tendencies.
KidBaklava504 Dont forget the Titos
Release the tapes Bert, “The Molly Chronicles of a Snivelling Judas and his Beloved”
Come on bert..
We deverve to see the other side to Molly . Got the feeling you had to much fun
Do it Bert
turns out Bert revealed to Rogan that the pure MDMA dose
helped him go sober from alcohol this time. Ari you fucked up lol.
hence why so many of is are pushing for legitimate substance/personal trauma therapy involving mdma.
ive ranted in defense of m.d but i understand the delivery was poor & disrespectful by Ari.
'molly'...is not evil because it is 'illegal' is where im comin from.
look into it...haha
sup 10th planet.
Jeans.
@Joshua Aldaco SOOWOO!
"Is equivolates a word?" Love you Tom.
27:55
"I got lucky."
"What, you were born white?"
LOL
I love how I'm watching Tom and Adolf talk about how important sleep is while I'm watching this at midnight knowing that I have to get up early
Bert looks a lot better already and his voice sounds more clear.
PrincessRose15 Give it 3 months
@@MrLardCock Yep, you're probably right haha
PrincessRose15 Fucking look exactly the same.
I have listened to so many podcasts in my life. In less than 10 episodes I have decided that this is the best one.
"Gang gang son I knew a dude growing up he wore a battleship as a hat ! He lived right down the street with a guy that had two napsacs, one filled with babies and another filled with squirell. Is that accurate ? Sure you're nailing all of them " 🤣🤣
"Bobby Lee?"
-_-
"Try not to squint"
1:04:56 I died laughing 😂
I absolutely loved berts impressions. I think he is actually peppier and more funnier sober! keep it up, Bert! you are great!
I'm of the opinion no one can call someone else an alcoholic: that person has to decide it for themselves.
Bert's an alcoholic.
Dr. Matthew Hertert just like cancer. No one can tell you that you have cancer, you have to decide for yourself.
Successful functioning alcoholic
If he's not an alcoholic he's CERTAINLY abusing his body. Alcohol can cause 7+ different types of cancer. I don't think he knows that.
Me: *opens vodka*
He may abuse alcohol, but usually ("real") alcoholics need to be medically detoxed (usually Librium, Ativan, or Valium) when they stop drinking. If Bert really drank like people think he'd be shaking like hell, and after this many years he'd be "sick",and it's unlikely he'd jump right into exercise like he does. Usually "real" alcoholics drink from the time they wake up till they go to bed and go through over a liter of vodka a day.
Dr. Matthew Hertert I’m of the opinion that you’re an alcoholic and you see yourself in Botched Chrysler which is why you’re bullying him right now you meanie
THIS NEEDS TO BE LONGER
Story of my life.
That's what she said
Bertr's impressions sounds like that person doing an impression of Bert 😂
Burt should do a PPV for the podcast of him on molly.
Kyle Foehrkolb Can’t believe he didn’t show it. He’s turning into such a pussy bitch. Always talking about fucking eating and weighing himself too. Annoys the shit out of me.
And donate it to charity
For every 10 buys he has to take a double shot of makers mark
“When you sell 300,000 tickets on a tour then you can give me your opinion” -Tom Segura, 2019. I legit laughed till it hurt with that one hahaha 😂
Dakota Olson even if he only makes $30 per ticket it’s 9M.
He can do whatever the hell he wants.
Was that a made up number?
Bert maybe 315 but he carries it like he's 205.
Ken Comstock thats Not a reference most people will get. Nice.
@@metalfuk1 i think you're underestimating just how insanely famous the god HardRockNick is.
@@metalfuk1 I ain't no false blood.
Ken Comstock SOO WOO
I'm willing to bet he's more than 260 for sure. There's no way he is in the lower 230's.
“Puff daddy doesn’t have any friends”
they probably got tired of all the "black excelence" he resonates
Denver January you misspelled “had biggie killed”
@@cloud_monkey422 Noice one!
"making a hit record"
Really puff? The only song of yours I remember is the one with the 'cashmere' hook that you did for Godzilla (1998).
@@calska140 Yeah, no. Ignoring that he has 3 grammys, and a bunch of nominations, he's been more focused on directing things as a label head/A&R over the last 20 years (and moreso now focused on Revolt). His artists have produced a ridiculous amount of #1 records under his guidance in that time.
The impressions starting with Sebastion and Seinfeld, segueing into Hannibal then all of the cirlce of friends: pure gold. With Bert saying "Im not good at impressions".
Welcome back to another episode of two guys laugh and cough!
Thank God. I was just finishing up the new "Where my mom's at" episode and was worried I wouldn't have anything else to waste another hour of my day. Thank you Thicc bois
This is at least 9x better than JRE
That is not a high standard to beat. Jre sux
Joe Rogan fell way off. His guests are more funny and interesting than him and he HATES that.
"Umm, yeah there's no Molly in this right?" I fucking died.
"Is 'equivilates' a word?" Thank you so much Tom, Bert would've kept saying it for the rest of his life.
Bert Kreischer with a capital K and hard R’s, thank god for Mondays.
#1 Comment here guys, why isn't it at the top yet
can you imagine tom or bert on comedians in cars getting coffee
that’s gold jerry, gold!!
The part with Bert's charity thing almost killed me holy shit.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every new thing Tom does and tries Bert says he wants to do it lmao he’s like a little brother that wants to be like his older brother haha
I love how Brent always refers to his brain, as if it isn’t actually him.
The impressions at the end were hilarious! haha
The laughing in the background sends me
Jorge Barrios where?
1:04:57
Tim: "Try not to squint!"
Barnt(all in one expression): *squints* , *realizes the racism* , *dies of shame*
I feel like Everytime Bert gets a new hat, they need to add the symbol to the FBI watch list immediately.
He sounds like half Barnie and half the count from Sesame Street :)
"You're not a good guy" 🤣🤣🤣
Bert: "I never laugh at Casey Anthony jokes"
*immediately laughs at a Casey Anthony joke*
holy shit the meet and greet charity rant is soooooooooooooooo funny. Honestly hardest I've laughed this year
I can’t believe I got this comment off without Bert interrupting me.
Frfr man I just finished the Sebastian Ep of Something's Burning... Lost a little love for Burt.
@426ZZZZ I've seen every episode.
Cry about it
😂
Robert O’Toole congratulations you’ve just posted a perfect comment you win an hour lunch with Bert, however the conversation is limited strictly to Bert talking about his anxiety about flying and Joe rogans current hobbies.
"Gender identity???? I'm out!!" I'm dying, that was so funny...
Love the laughing in the background, HILARIOUS 😂
I started listening to the podcast at the beginning of the year, been fans of the guys for a while & decided I needed to listen to the podcast while I work (Delivery Driver) so one day in April I'm listening & driving & get into a car crash to this episode. Let me tell you, it's surreal being in a car crash & hearing people laugh over the speakers as you're having a panic attack & in shock. Haven't listened since...maybe next year...
You need to bring back the hot interns that bring the drinks
bert "do you know how many tickets youd sell if i opened for you?"
tom "oh alot, and id pay you like an opener"
This shits awesome, no tik toks in sight
Nice Jeans, almost at 500k. I remember back when this channel had under 100k subs, which I thought was criminal.
I Fucking love this podcast it’s always great
Nedav's cackle in the back is icing on this racist cake😂
Omgosh I can’t get enough of it 😭😂😭😂
Cage the Elephant is the favorite band
Always a pleasure to hear from the Ted Bundy of belly laughs and his friend the Grand Wizard of whimsy.
Bert’s gonna be lookin like Christian Bale from that one movie if he actually gets the weight down lol
Yeah, Christian Bale in Vice
Haha "The Machinist"
Yeah he'll look like Christian Bale in American Hustle.
American psycho? yoga in tighty whities with the ice-pack-eye-mask??
I cant see him as batman but we'll see
*this is my first october sober in years....i'm like 8 months in so i guess i'll push through october as well :)*
Hell yeah, man! IWNDWYT
I think these podcasts are posted the perfect length apart from each other, it surprises me every time I see it in my feed cuz I forget about it every week.
@25:17 Meet and Greets + Bert's True Colors + "You're not a good guy!" LOL
Bert spins all of October talking about how good he feels not drinking but on November 1st he'll be right back at it. Not only will he continue drinking but he will find a way to justify every drink.
Orenthal Simpson thus the cycle continues
At least he gains a tiny bit of self awareness each year.
Bort “Just learned about the placebo effect” Chrysler
“To segura is my best friend”- Bart. Also “what is your other kids name”
Gerard Lieb then “what do they look like?” Lmao
Sober Bert is so much sharper with jokes he was hilarious this time around.
last time i was this early for something my mom put me in an incubator
not bad
Relatable
Last time I was this early my dad shot me into my moms mouth!
And did Bert just admit to attempted embezzlement of charity money?😂🤣
Edit: I think we need a podcast to break down this podcast!😂
@426ZZZZ since when don't you know that you are raising money?😂 I mean sure it's Bert but still
Well Read Bull no he tried to his accountant saved him.
26:07 When Tom outs Bert about the "charity" raffle. 🤣🤣🤣
Does anybody else think that the part of Bert finding out about having to give the money to charity was one of the funniest things that has happened in this podcast so far????
Saw a sponsored post on Instagram where this bit was showing. I'm basically watching the podcast just for this part.
When tom gets really tickled by something its sooo much funnier than when bert does
Rarer
I wonder if LeeAnn actually accepted Ari's apology. He seems like the type of person who can't give an apology and be sincere with it.
Yeah I want a follow-up on that
She talked about Ari's apology on the "So over October" podcast she and Christina P do on Christina P's channel, not this one. The apology was not sincere and she is not forgiving him, she talks about it and details what she thought about Ari etc. it is the first episode, not the most recent one, in case you want to watch it.
bloodyredsin p sure that apology was for talking bad abt one of the childrens teeth
If half the stories they tell are true, it speaks poorly of the entire group that they remain friends with Ari.
This came out AFTER he apologized for the Molly. The one about Bert's daughter was years ago.
Hey!
Don't give up, either of you.
Thank you for Sober October!
Also thank you both for all the laughs.
One thing I want out of this Stand-up comedy game is becoming friends with these guys, seriously
Someone get a counter going of everytime Bert says’ “I’m loving this sober October.” I think he loves being sober but can’t come to terms with it haha
@@hitmarkler haha as an addict I know, but I love Bert and honestly don't know my view on the whole thing. He's great though
Its the molly 🙂👍
@@hitmarkler Either way I love him to death, always make me laugh hahaha. Especially as an addict myself I can't judge nor would I want anyone to forcible change lol
They both get the highest voice when they are laughing....I love it
So no bullshit this podcast gives me the most amazing hour or so of relief ever. I have a lot going on and a kid on the way and it just means a lot to me to have this little hour of dude conversation I don't really get anymore and yeah, just dope to listen to you guys.
Thanks Bert for giving it to Tom about Australian Tour . That what we talked about on the brisbane leg at your free Meet and Greet.
Tom "My head hurts in the back" Segura
Work a 9-5 labor job like roofing next sober October. See what your whoop thinks about your strain then
You've outdone yourselves. @26.00 is the funniest 4 minutes in podcast history
The best part about this show is the producer(s) in the background laughing AT Bert! lmaoo
This Sober October is just an advertisement for woop.
ö ü yea last year they made it clear they weren’t sponsored by whatever gadget it was ....nothing this year
Jesse Macmillin right, and that’s why we allll already know the name of the device.
Their official homepage has it right on there. soberoctober.whoop.com/?trend=daily
They may not be officially sponsored but Whoop is taking advantage of it, that's for sure.
Actually it says this "This month, WHOOP has teamed up with Joe Rogan and fellow comedians Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Tom Segura for Sober October. Follow Joe, Bert, Ari, and Tom during their month of sobriety through the lens of WHOOP recovery, strain, and sleep analytics.
"
@Jesse Macmillin Rogan also said Brenda Scwaub was funny.....
“Joe’s recovery is for shit it’s like he doesn’t even need it” yeah Bart it’s called TRT😂
Joe wakes up like GOOOOOOD FUCKING MORNING!
I hope he goes full trottle and makes TRT-tor look like a concentration camp survivor
26:00 in an Tom turned into Bert for a hot second there. Two Bert's laughing uncontrollably.
51:19 they start talking about Sebastian Maniscalco
I can’t believe I care this much about another mans health.
Let me help you,
He's not going to make that weight.
A machine is not a man.
Bert: I'm cool with fruit..
We need a shirt
@@jamesthomas9987 😂 Yes that's a great idea.
The fucking hysterical laughter in the background as Burt explains WHY he give the money to charity is PRICELESS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This has become my favourite podcast. I love the fact that you can hear the producers laugh.
The main point of Delia’s app is that you get to watch his podcast live and there is a live comment stream that he sometimes reads on the podcast
Berts impressions are almost as bad as Schaub’s comedy 😂
TrapLord nothing is that bad... he can play football but he can’t make anybody laugh!
They sound more like Muppets lol
Honestly bert looks so much better already, keep it going after October bert 👌🏻
Today we got a brand new episode of Something's burning and a new two bears one cave. Thanks for making my Monday better!
Watching this in November of 2023, I'm feeling like maybe I know why Diddy doesn't have any friends 😬
“I have a drinking problem; JUST FLUIDS.”
"My last meal is at 8 pm and then I dont eat"...what a maniac this guy is
Did Brent really just compare BMI to sleep? 😂 Love these dudes. #Don'tBeDumbLikeBert
I laughed so hard I couldnt breath, around the 25 minute mark, when Bert, was talking about charity!