GTA San Andreas: Definitive Edition is a mess but I have to admit I am enjoying the mess Twitch: / callmekevin Editors: Kippesoep001 #CallMeKevin #GTA #Definitive
Same. He has made such an impact in my life recently. If I'm having a bad day, my mind just tells me to watch Kevin's videos and I immediately feel better. It's like feeling at home in a scary world. 🥰
My cousin passed away few days ago because of covid. In my childhood we been playing GTA San Andreas all the time together, never did any progress because we didn't know English, but it was always fun. Rest in peace cousin, playing this game is never gonna be the same without you.
I don't get it. Yeah, I know GTA:SA is no visual masterpiece by today's standards, but it was damn impressive for the time. It looked gritty and real, a lot like how GTA V looks now. You did a remaster and called it the "Definitive Edition" but then gave it Sims 2 style graphics? I don't understand. It looks like they pulled a team from mobile games to do this.
@VenusianRapper I was able to decipher that "have" meant "gave". Considering the letters are next to eachother and the context clues leading me to that conclusion. Maybe you need to update your AI my guy
@VenusianRapper I mean I think you embarrassed yourself by showing everyone you can't figure out a simple typo, and you needed to express your stupidity in the TH-cam comment section.
The Definitive Edition is so good, now LA has become San Andreas. People are running into walls, others are falling into the ground, trees are acsending, sides of buildings are being pasted with peoples face flesh...
I'm so friggen happy you are still making 10/10 content Kevin. Still funny, still just having fun. I've been watching these videos for do long and they are so reliably funny. Thanks for the commitment!!
The cop hitting the back of the car had me dyingXD I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard, coupled with Kevin's commentary and I can't breathe and I have stomach cramps. I needed this laugh man, today was a rough day.
If this trilogy was some kind of work in progress mod then it would seem pretty cool for what it is, but charging $60 for this mess is something else. I think it does look good in places but then there's all the bugs and weird models and things that make this seem like an early access title instead of something published by Rockstar. From the footage I've seen it looks like San Andreas got the worst treatment though
I just hate that they somehow took GTA3, VC, and SA... the best of the series.... and made 'em look like a one-man indie-made game that was pieced together with stock assets, all in 3 days for some kind of indie game competition. That's the best way I can describe the way these games look.
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
Kevin i genuinely want to appreciate you. You have been such a great support in the last 2 difficult years. You have gone down in my list of my most favourite memorable and top notch personalities. Genuinely love and appreciate what you do. Thank You Kevin🙏
I’m going through a real shitty time with shitty people and it’s affecting my mental health massively. But god DAAMMNN Kevin your videos truly HELP ME! Thank you funny Irish man ✨💗
11:02 hilarious as feck. Reminds me of road rash 3d, if I'm not mistaken. It's a racing game on bikes, and you beat other players to try and win, with chains and whatnot. You can go off track/road and just screw around. The ai for the cops that chase you, is so wonky lmao. Running into trees on the sidewalk, cars, falling off their bikes and running around a tree to try and get back on it for 15 minutes.
this is the fastest I've come to a kevin video and i think i have the timings of the uploads down now so im going to set up an alarm for next time so if you see me in the comments know that I've achievement complete kevinism
He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. “Under the Biden administration,” he says, carefully “There will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. “Everyone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. “You may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words “But it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
It’s not bad at all, I’ve been enjoying it just as I did with the 360 version and the original version. Is it perfect, no of course not and they could have maybe put in a bit more work but it’s still a great game.
"She realized what game she's in"
No, she realized who's playing the game.
Needs to be top comment.
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"If you want a girlfriend, burn her house down"
- Kevin, military, acrobatic, and romantic genius.
Poor Anna
A man of many talents
Why are there not 1 but 2 Snapchat bots here lol but I love your comment Kevin is just a genius in everything.
@@jasmine-------------1235 the fuck
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Kevin “if you want a gf just burn their house down”
Has anyone checked on Anna?
She’s making a LEGO set rn. So far so good. 😬
@@still_your_zelda good. and i was just about to say i haven’t heard from her awhile...
Why do they think they live together? She no longer has another house
@@still_your_zelda I'm guess she must be making a lego house because Kevin burned down her actual one.
Anna are you ok? Are you ok, are you ok Anna?
“If you want a gf then burn her house down”
[AGGRESSIVELY TAKES NOTES]
What if I want a boy friend?
@@Twinklethefox9022 imma be real with you chief, not really my area of expertise
@@Twinklethefox9022 maybe drown their house idk
It worked
Huh, so I guess this explains why he moved to Spain. He burned his own house down by mistake haha
Kevin can always manage to turn a broken game into a comedic masterpiece
There not bugs, there features
@@DevPatel-fg3su "And again, it just works."
-Hodd Toward
I mean their is no bugs outside of a few prop glitches and it’s easily the best out the three
Truely
Kevin is the FlexTape for everything
“I could’ve taken some really ‘litty’ pictures of this house fire”
And God immediately smites him for his sins against comedy
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TRY NOT TO CRY
"You're charged with burning down a house full of people. What do you say in your defense?"
"Kevin told me to... how else do you get a gf?"
Play Runescape
@@badwulff WTS a gf. 5000g
"I'm getting good at that car bomb stuff."
You can really tell Kevin is Irish.
ah yes, i love me a joke that not everyone gets
Big oof!
@@LucaBlaLP I think everyone gets it
@@niume7468 I mean kids and some ppl not from Ireland or the UK might not
Holy shit lol
Kevin’s videos make my day during such a hard time, I appreciate him so much :) he will never know how much he does for me
Same. He has made such an impact in my life recently. If I'm having a bad day, my mind just tells me to watch Kevin's videos and I immediately feel better. It's like feeling at home in a scary world. 🥰
I think he might know :)
@CAT 🅥 you're a hypocrite who hates Muslims
I relate to this so much
@@andreamasuda9711 Could you help me report the bots?
My cousin passed away few days ago because of covid. In my childhood we been playing GTA San Andreas all the time together, never did any progress because we didn't know English, but it was always fun. Rest in peace cousin, playing this game is never gonna be the same without you.
Damn
Sorry for your loss
Kevin, an Irishman “I’m getting good at that carbomb stuff” (6:59)
Me, and Englishman: *sweats profusely*
Turns out, Kevin isn't just a military and acrobatic genius. He's also a COMEDIC genius!
And financial genius
And romantic genius
TRY NOT TO CRY
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I don't get it. Yeah, I know GTA:SA is no visual masterpiece by today's standards, but it was damn impressive for the time. It looked gritty and real, a lot like how GTA V looks now. You did a remaster and called it the "Definitive Edition" but then gave it Sims 2 style graphics? I don't understand. It looks like they pulled a team from mobile games to do this.
They did
They literally did LMAO
They pulled the whole mobile game and ported it to PC.
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
I'd forgive that, it's still a fun game, but it's so buggy. It's literally the buggiest remaster game I have ever played.
Kevin is my favorite arsonist.
Who is your second favourite arsonist then?
@@rero5167 Jim Pickens
Alexa, play ring of fire
This deserves a heart lol
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“Sometimes the internet scares me a little bit” me too Kev…. Me too
"He just walks out casually on fire." So they gave him Sims AI?
@VenusianRapper I was able to decipher that "have" meant "gave". Considering the letters are next to eachother and the context clues leading me to that conclusion. Maybe you need to update your AI my guy
Maybe we should all just stop our AI, the world is too chaotic
@VenusianRapper I mean I think you embarrassed yourself by showing everyone you can't figure out a simple typo, and you needed to express your stupidity in the TH-cam comment section.
@VenusianRapper man, your original comment was funny but now that I know you're actually salty it's kinda lame
@VenusianRapper lol you're mad
"Let's see if the memes have painted an accurate picture"
I love how professional he accidentaly made this quote sound
@CAT 🅥 you're a hypocrite who hates humans
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“Get some muscle”
*activates cheat code and gets instantly jacked*
Talk about a power move
Never the line "getting some muscle" was so literal.
“I’m getting good at that car bomb stuff” - Irish man 2021
That's literally a *"trouble"*
*Northern Ireland intensifies*
He’s also Catholic..
The Definitive Edition is so good, now LA has become San Andreas. People are running into walls, others are falling into the ground, trees are acsending, sides of buildings are being pasted with peoples face flesh...
Chicken or the egg. Hah
I’ve seen this exact comment somewhere else before…
@CAT 🅥 hi hypocrite who hates Muslims
“I just can’t look at that weird face anymore without the help of alcohol” is also what Denise was thinking about CJ and his eyepatch
They are trully mean to be.
Instead of getting therapy Kevin expresses his trauma by driving cars into other people
🤣🤣🤣
The best thing about the remaster is the mechanic of using an eyepatch to transform CJ into Nick Fury
Holy shit that gym scene killed me, thank you kevin for brightning our days. You are the purest on this whole platform
I read it first as "burning our days", just like how he did with Denise's house.
@Bender Bending Rodriguez aqua teen hunger force is god tier
"I'm getting good at that car-bomb stuff." Is Kevin from Northern Ireland?
Geez man
Holy Christ
He's clearly from IRA
i know kevin is 100% irish bc he said “i’m getting good with that car bomb”
I'm so friggen happy you are still making 10/10 content Kevin. Still funny, still just having fun. I've been watching these videos for do long and they are so reliably funny. Thanks for the commitment!!
"Is GTA San Andreas definitive edition as bad as people say"
Everyone: Kevin this entire Trilogy is as bad as people say
It may even be worse than that
@CAT 🅥 hi person who wants reports
The developer did psp Versions before so your actually right!
That really depends on what you were expecting given Take Twos only care being money this is better than what I was expecting
it really isn't that bad
something very unnerving about kevin saying "i'm getting really good at this cat bomb stuff" as an irish man.
That's like if a londoner said "I'm getting really good at this exploding stuff!"
Was literally just rewatching your TWD videos, now I get to see this quality video of a not so quality remaster. A wonderful day it is.
“I’m pretty sure someone stole this from Pompeii” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Has me ugly laughing rn 🤣
I burned down my own house to show that I love myself. Kevin is a military genius
I love how your slowly showing your new set at the start of the vid
Its great btw
its so hard to believe this isnt modded or something, its just. the game.
Kevin's channel makes me feel at home in a scary world. Thank you, Kevin, for always making my days just a little bit better. ❤️
9:43 "Not much bro, just killed a bro at the gym" ~Kevin 2021
I loved "its just texture your the same ai deep down" most romantic phrase I have heard in my life
Damn this was already 2 years ago?? I feel like I’m gonna blink and be on my deathbed like “what happened?”
Kevin has a strange ability to break broken games.
The cop hitting the back of the car had me dyingXD I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard, coupled with Kevin's commentary and I can't breathe and I have stomach cramps. I needed this laugh man, today was a rough day.
The thumbnail is fecking cursed I love it.
6:52 "I'm getting good at that car bomb stuff!"
Kevin, an Irish man
Can't wait to see THE military and acrobatic genius in action again
Ya know, I just wanna find me a guy who will dump me off at the ocean and then feed me the bodies of his enemies as a date.
"Hello, I would like to impress this girl by eating as much as I can"
Me too Kevin, me too.
im glad Kevin is trying new things with his channel, nice way to avoid things becoming stagnant
Kevin: I can't look at that face with downing a beer
Ironically we all became alcoholics just to erase our views on this trilogy
i would love to see more gta Definitive Edition on here love your gta videos
"Rule #2: Try not to make your girl bleed on a date!"
Whoever makes these rules is very boring
1:34 "the internet scares me sometimes" Me to Kevin. Insert *meme* haha I'm in danger.
3:55 of course they’ve never seen such a strategy. Kevin is a military genius after all
Holy shit I was in fullscreen youtube and when I clicked play on the notification I saw the thumbnail for a split second and spat out my water
If this trilogy was some kind of work in progress mod then it would seem pretty cool for what it is, but charging $60 for this mess is something else. I think it does look good in places but then there's all the bugs and weird models and things that make this seem like an early access title instead of something published by Rockstar. From the footage I've seen it looks like San Andreas got the worst treatment though
Its still better than Cyberpunk tho
@@vukcevu5854
how?
@@vukcevu5854 No, it's not
3:50 I was drinking water while watching this on my work laptop
Now I'm mopping up with a towel the water I just spit on it
Kevin is legit one of the most positive people
He is so good at seeing the good even in this dumpster fire
I just hate that they somehow took GTA3, VC, and SA... the best of the series.... and made 'em look like a one-man indie-made game that was pieced together with stock assets, all in 3 days for some kind of indie game competition. That's the best way I can describe the way these games look.
Even in GTA San Andreas Kevin is a military genius!!!
The gambling on horses makes me want a video of Kevin playing Japan World Cup
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
All Star Ben Shapiro style
Kevins vids atm are just
Minecraft one chunk
Playing/ reacting to gta
And im lovin it keep up the good work from england 🏴
Day 892 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
6:59 "I'm getting good at that car bomb stuff" *Kinky Boots starts playing in the background*
Kevin i genuinely want to appreciate you.
You have been such a great support in the last 2 difficult years.
You have gone down in my list of my most favourite memorable and top notch personalities.
Genuinely love and appreciate what you do.
Thank You Kevin🙏
"He didn't like getting shot in the face, i know that much.. I had a feeling that could be his weakness" 😂😂 You are boss dude 🙏🏾
Have you seen that glitch where if you wiggle your car it gradually gets wider 💀
6:59 *"I'm getting good at that car-bomb stuff."* well, you ARE Irish Kevin.
Issa Joke.
When it comes to GTA nothing can really be bad, its either good or funny
The definitive editions are funny
Would love to see more of this kev
9:24 move like a bee sting like a bee
kevin laughing "that guy just got ran over by that forklift" sounded like "grandma got ran over by a reindeer"...
I’m going through a real shitty time with shitty people and it’s affecting my mental health massively.
But god DAAMMNN Kevin your videos truly HELP ME! Thank you funny Irish man ✨💗
Oh, hello Kevin. Nice to see you again
Day 243 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine and everyday life
Day 88 of suggesting that kevin plays doritos crash course for the xbox
My brother love your channel and they showed me your video never stop uploading keep u the great work
Day 210 of asking Kevin to play XCOM 2
Honestly your videos have been helping me so much lately :) keep it up man, you are awesome!
The one guy that wont NOT do anything
"im getting good at this car bombing stuff" -irish gamer
Kevin as an Irishman: "I'm getting kinda good at the carbomb stuff" XD
11:02 hilarious as feck. Reminds me of road rash 3d, if I'm not mistaken. It's a racing game on bikes, and you beat other players to try and win, with chains and whatnot. You can go off track/road and just screw around. The ai for the cops that chase you, is so wonky lmao. Running into trees on the sidewalk, cars, falling off their bikes and running around a tree to try and get back on it for 15 minutes.
Kevin is a all round genius 👏
13:06 remember, everything you put on the internet... can and will be used against you
anything bad is automatically good when played by kevin
this is the fastest I've come to a kevin video and i think i have the timings of the uploads down now so im going to set up an alarm for next time so if you see me in the comments know that I've achievement complete kevinism
I can't be the only one feeling a strong urge to see at least one more episode of Crab Games 🦀🦀
HI KEVIN, i already miss the minecraft chunk challenges xc
Everything Kevin makes is pure gold n a chef's kiss
"Im getting used to this carbomb stuff"
*nervous sweating*
9:35 lmao
0:37 Squid Game story summed up in 6 seconds
"I ignored the actual ketchup bc i was distracted by the kechup"
Everyone:Oh I didnt know that
You are a delight as ever and this had me in tears!
Ah yes, Kevin talks about his ✨passion✨ for GTA series
Betting on horses like a true Irishman would. I applaud you sir.
"If you want a girlfriend, just burn their house down."
I might just do that😶
6:58 nice to see Kevin embracing his Irish heritage
He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. “Under the Biden administration,” he says, carefully “There will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. “Everyone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. “You may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words “But it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
2:30
Me when I attempt to get a dating life
It’s not bad at all, I’ve been enjoying it just as I did with the 360 version and the original version. Is it perfect, no of course not and they could have maybe put in a bit more work but it’s still a great game.
I love your content and always look forward to your videos.