I think about the tragedy song by steps but change the words "tragedy when Jesus comes with a gun it's tragedy, it's hard to play with these mods getting in the way" 😆🤣
@@K1ttyGam3r ppp pop pop pop 9ooo0oo9ppp ppp ppp pppooopp00 I want to show you these clouds they look cool right there and like the clouds are all white and then over there there's dark clouds that look cool
my favorite is when i get to read the quote comment exactly when i coincidentally reach the timestamp of the quote and thank you for providing me that joy today
Kevin was so overwhelmed by twitch chat showing him the slightest hint of kindness that he drove straight into a river. Now that we know the dangers, let's never show kindness or mercy again.
"What have I done to you guys to deserve this?" Well Kevin, you a raised us to be evil little gremlins, and then you gave those little gremlins control.
you must be the kind of girl that is all over the place with energy at the start of a party but after the first drink you just lay down and wish to die. i can relate.
@@Aveuz those ancient civilizations don't even know how scary Jesus in a hover craft firing rockets truly is. To them, a rock being thrown at you is pretty scary.
@@Aveuz also him being an expert driver is super op considering that he know where everyone is, so he could technically perform a drive by on every siner, making the alien cops think that it was an accident and get away whith it.
i come back to this video once in a while because this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, love it so much I cant even choose my favorite moment :D
This is literally the greatest thing I have ever seen. I haven't giggled to the point of not being able to breathe in a long time! Thanks Kev!!! For the motherland!!! 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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“Who is that?”
“THATS JESUS”
*car explodes and dies*
they said Jesus can walk on water but they forgot to mention he can blow up cars 😆🤣
lol YEAH
lmfao
Yes I saw it. I watched the video
@@AlexPoynton-he9rh good job buddy
"SOMEBODY TAKE OUT JESUS"
-Judas in the holy bible
"Fine, I'll do it myself."
I think that’s a direct quote if I’m not mistaken
Is there also an unholy bible?
@@Levi_is_Smol You ever heard of the prosperity gospel?
@@Bleep831 A bit more poetic, but pretty much.
"YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN' ENLIGHTENED" - Jesus
Favorite part of the video
That was so funny. And thee police also.
Feckin*
Hey haggrid
@@floridiancrocodile8794 no he doesn’t say feckin
You know he's enjoying himself when he starts the video already sounding like he's on the urge of a laugh attack
On the Verge*
@@kylegreen7468 Just let the guy be.
I like to see him happy
GSH 94 ;)
It was his shoes. We thought he was his shoes
When Kevin screamed "PICK A LAAAANEEE" I uncontrollably cackled like a witch
MERGING!
9:18 for those wondering
@@immabethehero1486 your a hero !
"NO! MY WIFE!" is the most emotionally-charged thing ive ever heard kevin scream
fr tho
Another person commenting something from the video for likes 🙄
@@passivevii4052 wow, it's almost like i thought that moment was funny and decided to point it out. dick lol
Along with “YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN’ ENLIGHTENED”
@@passivevii4052 no bitches
„What the hell is That?“
„It’s Jesus!“
Those were the last words before getting shot by a rocket.
What a tragedy
XD
It was a try hard on a mark 2 5:04
Shouldnt have said hell
I think about the tragedy song by steps but change the words
"tragedy when Jesus comes with a gun it's tragedy, it's hard to play with these mods getting in the way"
😆🤣
the Bible try's to forget that one
This just proves that Kevin has taught his fans well. We're becoming almost as evil as he is.
We weren't there already?
You should see the pain darkviperau goes to
@@IamaPERSON not yet but soon
I finally found you again lol
Idky but i read this in a irish accent
The way that Kevin screamed “Wait what is that? *It’s Jesus!!* ”And immediately dies was hysterical
Alternate title: Kevin learns what it's like to be in a world controlled by Kevin.
I feel like kevin is in the world with jim pickens
The way he screamed "NO MY WIFE!" sounds so genuine and concerning at the same time
Yea
was gonna like this but its at 666 and i don't wanna ruin your vibe
Se Uefa
@@K1ttyGam3r ppp pop pop pop 9ooo0oo9ppp ppp ppp pppooopp00 I want to show you these clouds they look cool right there and like the clouds are all white and then over there there's dark clouds that look cool
@@akuji3621 The to go tt tt to tt tte tt tt to tt tho tte tt tho to to
Amanda: *dies*
Game: *"Michael did not reach enlightenment"*
I know it's weird I thought Michael would be enlightened way more
From the makers of "Snakes on a Plane" comes "Jesus on a Moped"
I figured "Jesus on a Moped" would be from the makers of "Hobo with a Shotgun"
Comming this summer Aliens meets Jesus
@@scoots291 Mars Needs Jesus
It’s like Christ on a bike but it’s Jesus in a moped
Tbh this is a common exclamation in my house
"THATS JESUS ON A MOPED!"
-book of Kevin, Chaper: GTA V Chaos Mod, Verse: 7:36
This is a super creative comment. I like it
Like how you made the timestamp the verses.
Good to see fellow South Africans enjoying this content.
Guys plz we agreed that this was not a cult
WE CAN MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS
"a good irish catholic boy"
*"ikilledjesuseveryone"*
“nOOO! THIS FECKIN BRIIIDGE!!” IVE NEVER HEARD KEVIN YELL LIKE THAT AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
that and "NO !! MY WIFE!!!!" when the alien shot amanda ... kevin truly lost his mind during this stream i watched the whole thing 🤣
@Timea Bartfaiová around 8:34
Idk pewdiepie probably also said the same thing about a certain bridge
my favorite is when i get to read the quote comment exactly when i coincidentally reach the timestamp of the quote and thank you for providing me that joy today
Kevin: “I have an addictive personality, apparently”
Also Kevin: has been addicted to Among Us and Sims 4
Idle breakout
@@randompeo4521 yes that too
@@erikboydston4476 congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON thank you person
@@erikboydston4476 you're welcome
"The bridge" will be a classic, just like bore ragnarok
Like Pewdiepie's "the bridge"
@@SHADOW17018 💀💀
I feel like griefer jesus needs to be in the sims cinematic universe
He at least deserves it
Omg
@@hugejackedman7423 why not both
And the friendly jesus who helps you do the mission
what does griefer mean? i'm not good at english pls explain
“I’m Catholic but I’ve just carjacked Jesus!”
never thought I would hear those words 😆🤣
never thought I would be the 400th person to like this TH-cam comment 😆🤣
@@notacaulkhead you weren't. likes are at 382 right now.
Yea
Haha. I’m 620. Wait that doesn’t mean anything
“Jesus on a moped...”
I think I just found my new swear phrase!
“Holy sweet Jesus’ mother on a moped”
Awesome band name too
"Sweet Griefer Jesus on the seat of a Honda Activa!"
I have been addicted to those streams since yesterday... And they were the funniest thing I have seen in a while tbh.
agreed. the most fun i ever had on twitch.
I'm addicted to his videos
Watch darkviperau he does these streams daily
@@jaredpryce4872 ^^^^^^
Agreed
*“I killed Jesus everyone”*
-Catholic Irish Boi
Catholic church will be proud 😆🤣
Guess the 2nd coming wasn't welcoming
"Is that... JESUS?"
*inner Catholic cries tears of laughter, then prays for my sins on Sunday*
So much for the bible two...
Don't worry, Griefer Jesus will respawn in 3 gameloads and we will celebrate it by hiding eggs.
“I can’t bring myself to take down the decorations”
The decorations: dead on the floor
Kevin was so overwhelmed by twitch chat showing him the slightest hint of kindness that he drove straight into a river. Now that we know the dangers, let's never show kindness or mercy again.
The only thing worse than explosive zombies: invisible explosive zombies.
So many adjectives
@@theone2-three438 Scribblenauts 2: Electric Boogaloo
zombie griefer jesus
Boom! A child
@@bazzerk8635 NO-
“It’s Jesus, everybody get down!!!” Words I never thought i would hear 😂
It's funny that the more frustrated Kevin get the more strong his accent gets
Glad I wasn't the only one to notice
I've never heard someone say "Oh, the chimp has a gun" in such an excited and hopeful tone.
never apologise for using the chaos mod because they’re currently my favourite videos to watch
*famous last words*
"What the hell is that?"
- Kevin before blown up to pieces by Jesus Christ's Rocket
Atleast the man enjoyed his last moment in peace. Won't you agree?
That’s what she said
“What the hell is tha- OH, IT’S JESUS!”
"JESUS!" famous last words
God damn oppressor Jesus
"Its Jesus on a moped"
Now that's a religion I can get behind lmao
If the Bible was exactly the same but Jesus was on a moped I would convert so fast
@@alexanderpumpkin3423 ikr, that is what the bible was missing the whole time
"YOU BETTER BE FOCKING ENLIGHTENED" LMFAO
Feckin
Tbf, that's accurate to some religious groups
I've never heard him as frustrated as when he yelled "MY WIFE!!!"
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO
"Somebody, take out Jesus!"
- The Pharisees, 33 AD
5:03
"What the hell is that? THAT'S JESUS-"
*blows up*
Fun fact: with the “Jesus take the wheel” mod summoned you can beat the train in the prologue
As famously proven by an Australian man.
Darkviperau
Mr Viper
fun fact: kevin stole from MR viper
@@edgewalkerr yes indeed
"THE CHIMP HAS A GUN THANK YOU CHIMP" this after carjacking Jesus is the greatest sentence ever
"IT'S JESUS ON A MOPED. EVERYBODY GET DOWN ITS JESUS ON A MOPED"
Not something you expect to hear but damn is it funny🤣🤣🤣
"That's JESUS!"
I literally shot rice out of my mouth...
rice shooter
Ha
Made me WHEEZE
Kevin: “ohhh.. I don’t wanna drive drunk”
*twitch chat chooses drunk*
Kevin: *SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE*
and people say women are funny
@@knox1392 hey, you're a girl and you think you're funny, so I don't wanna hear it
@@knox1392 haha yes, one woman represents all 4~ billion women on earth, very smart and cool of you 😎
@@skystygian its bif brain time
“All my enemies drive mopeds!”
That really needs to be a song. 😂
Kevin: I'm addicted to Christmas.
Tree: *Ded in the background*
more like a tree corpse
RIP tree
Tree: Charlie Brown
I'm starting to think Kevin has forgotten callmekevin clips
Yea I watched this stream live too lol
@@Qu33nMusic i didn’t I watched it on his stream archive channel
I have not, he is a great man and an okay friend
@@CallMeKevin 'okay' he says
@@CallMeKevin only okay?! apologize to him right now
"The road is a death trap, the desert is a death trap, and now all the cars are beyblades" - CallMeKevin
That should be on a t-shirt
Something like that
"what the hell is that.... THATS JESUS OH MY GOD!" i am crying on the floor rn
if someone hasn't watch stream yet:
that bridge to ls customs part took him about 40 minutes
longer
Oh it was so funny, it took him like 20+ tries just to get to LS Customs and the chat just fecked him over every time
It felt like an hour to me 💀
5:03 is the best part hands down
"NO MY WIFE" i've never heard kevin so worried.
Among us when Kevin says he apparently has an addictive personality: Am I a joke to you?!?
And Sims
And from now on this will be known as "The Bridge Incident"
In response to the “what did I ever do to you guys?” question.... you raised us, Kevin. That’s what you did. 😂
"What have I done to you guys to deserve this?"
Well Kevin, you a raised us to be evil little gremlins, and then you gave those little gremlins control.
Shouldn't of fed them after midnight...
therapist: minion kevin does not exist, he can't possibly hurt you
minion kevin: 11:39
H A H A H A , B A N A N A
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
"Me and my monkeys"
*Franklin will remember that.*
P sure he said monkey
The way Kevin said "no! My wife!" sounded so real lol
O U T R A G E
13:28 This little part had me DEAD
"The Bridge" now gives ptsd for a completely different reason
omg no-
“Oh! The chimp has a gun!!!”
- Callmekevin during the second week of 2021.
[flashes back to Astana Zoo]
Ther horror.... the horror....
my favourite thing about Griefer Jesus is that eventually, he will find you
He's basically the Terminator
@@nthgth Kevin wanted to reach true victory, but, little did Kevin know, Jesus is the Truth.
It Follows
Kevin: *supplies his fans with a constant stream of entertainment for years*
His fans: Anyway heres griefer Jesus
every opportunity, too. i don't think anything ever won over griefer jesus or extreme griefer jesus
People: "Why are you so evil?"
Me: "i have learned from the best man" *thinks of kevin*
thats Viper
i think this is hands down the best stream of kevin’s. if you haven’t seen the full stream, i highly recommend it
"That's Jesus On A Moped, And The Alien Too" -Kevin 2021
Jesus : Prepare for trouble
Alien : and make it double.
Kevin : *Nooooo!*
Ye
“All my enemies have mopeds!” - Also Kevin, 2021
@@ynashley ye
“YESSS I killed Jesus”-Kevin 2021
jim pickens would be proud
-the Romans
Jim Pickens is Jesus god Zeus he knows and is ALL
1:53 - I love that Kevin knows his community well enough that he knew beforehand that they'd teleport him to the top of Mount Chiliad.
10:10. I love how he left out the 20 minutes of Jesus trying to drive the car and looking for the place to stop
I'm going to get "THAT'S JESUS ON A MOPED" tattooed on my chest.
you've heard of christ on a bike, get ready for jesus on a moped
Kevin at drunk michael: “get a better metabolism!!”
Me, high metabolism, one drink hits me like a truck: “oh”
you must be the kind of girl that is all over the place with energy at the start of a party but after the first drink you just lay down and wish to die.
i can relate.
@@zerrierslizer1 i thought this was going somewhere else and now i can’t stop laughing. Thank you
@@cmindovina no problem. glad i could up the spirit. (pun intended)
@@zerrierslizer1 ”LEEEEENNNYYYY”
@@amandastarkT yes?
Revelations werent kidding. Jesus's second coming really is scary.
No joke. Jesus is scary very scary indeed. You don't wanna mess with him
@@Aveuz those ancient civilizations don't even know how scary Jesus in a hover craft firing rockets truly is.
To them, a rock being thrown at you is pretty scary.
@@wanderingbufoon exactly jesus is just on another level, tier infact. Scary stuff
@@Aveuz also him being an expert driver is super op considering that he know where everyone is, so he could technically perform a drive by on every siner, making the alien cops think that it was an accident and get away whith it.
@@lugoorstar hmm damn that's so much to take in. Jesus can show up to your house any second with an automatic rilfe. Holy shit
Nobody:
Twitch chat: greifer Jesus
Original.
I didn’t know Tom Nook was a Kevin fan!
even better
E X T R E M E G R I E F E R J E S U S
I may or may not owe you 600000 bells 😳
12:46 Kevin's yelling made me jumped
“What the *Hell* is that? IT’S *JESUS* ”
Just when we thought the Chaos Mod was at Maximum Chaos, Kevin lets us control it.
Chaos: personified.
Day of telling him smth?
@@MightyEFX day 60
Let’s play spec ops the line and see if Kevin shows any remorse
Oh no
4:58 Kevin - “This is fine you guys have been very nice and I think… “
Then Jesus shows up on a flying rocket bike with missiles
5:03
Famous last words.
Griefer jesus: im done with darkviper and you're next
At least he beat the train. That one time
whale rain, money rain, zombies, and I'm like "I just wanna heist for gods sake!"
"I've killed Jesus."
- Judas Iscariot
"What the hell is that?"
"THATS JESUS!"
*car explodes and dies*
I love that Kevin's in his pjs, looking comfy as he goes (more) insane.
"I killed jesus everyone" - CallmeKevin(The Irish Catholic) 2021
“being moist isn’t ideal”
-kevin 2021
Unless you're Charlie
@@tombstonejones9581 Kevin gets 100% on the Moist Meter
i come back to this video once in a while because this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, love it so much I cant even choose my favorite moment :D
I'm gonna pretend I didn't just watch this whole livestream the other day-
DarkViperAU has taught me one thing: never let the chat decide on the chaos run
Lol tru though
Psychologist: "All dreams have a meaning"
My dreams: 7:34
To anyone who didn’t watch the stream he was stuck on that bridge for like 25 minutes😂
Holy shit
That felt like 30 minutes due to Explosive Zombies, Doomsday, Random teleportation, and Extreme Griefer Jesus
it's was actually like 40 minutes to nearly an hour hah
Yeah, it was way closer to an hour than anything
This is literally the greatest thing I have ever seen. I haven't giggled to the point of not being able to breathe in a long time! Thanks Kev!!! For the motherland!!! 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
They said there would be a second coming of Jesus. Didn’t realize moped and rocket launchers was what they had in mind.
18:58 kevin: "you really don't let me have nice things do you?"
darkviper:"first time?"
Whats really funny is that wasn't them, the game just spawned an MP vehicle and most of those despawn immediately after acquiring them
I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time... tears... actual tears
“The ape has a gun!”
Apes together strong
He apologizes everytime he gets addicted to something when in reality we're just as assicted to these videos
This mod is just a simulator of how other people in online games feel when kevin is around
8:32 " NOOOO THIS FECKIN BRIDGEEE"
We need “all my enemies have mopeds” merch
YES! But the word "enemies" should be written "enimies" XD
@@cookix2454 ?? What do you mean?
@@laptopcase Reference to a creepypasta Kevin wrote. He made a video on it
A porn bot stole yout comment.
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 Ah Jesus great to know
Kevin really tryna make his own 2020 rewind with these mods
Pretty accurate tho...
Yeah, jesus blowing stuff up was the best part of 2020
god it's always such a TREAT to see kevin laughing so hard LMAO
*"I killed Jesus everyone!"*
"Irish Catholic boi" kinda sus.
Kevin wouldn't lie to us. Believe in his power
I'm pretty sure that I saw him vent.