Criminals of Singapore
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2024
- So Singapore is a "fine" city and here are some of the criminals we have.
Produced by:
Lingyi @Blingyi
Written by:
Nicholas Teo @Hargaohunk
Chrysan Lee @Chrysanlee
Thomas K @HeyThomasK
Filmed and edited by:
Justin Siu @JBSIU
Jason @jasonkokotan
Starring:
Lingyi @Blingyi
Audrey Goh @sparrowonweed
Chrysan Lee @ChrysanLee
Benzo @thisisbenzo
Keiji @Umeandhara
Jason @Jasonkokotan
Norbin @Stylobin
Justin @JBSIU
Nic Teo @HARGAOHUNK
Thomas K @HeyThomasK
Outro Song by MMXJ - / mmxjofficial
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“Ok, boomer”
Chrysan, 2019
Ok boomer
@@killa8092 Ok boomer
Ok boomer
The KillerBear7084 ok boomer
@The KillerBear7084 *oK bOoMer*
Lingy: All rise.
English subtitles: Our ass.
Lol
But, you were naked right?
*but, you would nigga right?*
ool
lol
aussie
Not only is Lingyi the officer, she’s an audience too...
Celeste Wong i thing she was the courtroom deputy clerk and also part of the jury tbh
Everyone has more than 1 role if you got watch everything
Celeste Wong lmfaooooo
Celeste Wong happy realisation😐
@@SamLiewXiaoSam I don't think keiji had 2 roles tho
When they did that best actor thing. I only look at Ben
They're all good, especially those veterans who have been around since their very first video. Miss watching Terence, Kishan and Priscilla too. They never fail to make my day. 😁
same
same lol
A.L. same
Same
When a criminal has a better sing voice then you do
*than*
The criminals voice is better than ed sheeran.
*singing*
than*
when a criminal have better grammar than you
Who else noticed that the hammer thingy was made out of cardboard and a ladle?😂
I thought it was toilet roll
No fucking shit genius
It looks like a paint roller
I didnt
Celeste Wong i
The most wanted criminal is the one who sits on the reserved seats
Well sometimes if its rly crowded you can sit on it but when you see someone who needs it u shld stand up and let them sit on it no hate
itz. snxn its just a joke
@@ZhangTao but this is serious
I know that that is a joke, though they have made another video of an asshole who got wanted because of sitting in the reserved seat
@@Star-rv3gx ok boomer
@@user-sh8ms1kp1c hows she a boomer 😂😂 but no joke, it can get serious.
I like how the audience is twins
with people getting a fine.
(Watching themselves suffer and get broke) xD
Thomas is part of triplets
@@deniselau3641 yea police criminal and judy ? Duty
Y U L t u b e me 400
Except for Lingyi, her character in the jury was twins with the bailiff
Benzo: *dead emotions(never changed his expressions during the last scene)*
Keiji: FINE, 9999$ YOUNG MAN
it’s literally scary how all this is actually true just that not many get caught and go to court
If it was a crime to get low gpa i would have to spend my whole life paying the fine😂
Haha jail party anyone
@@cherri_tsuuuu 😂
its saying how high gpa people get away with the law. i guess its true? its always been evident ever since young age. "elite students" get away with petty crimes, in some sense.
@@viiviizzz nahh its not true. thats what u see on the media. media reports crimes committed by students of prestigious schools or students w good achievements. it is for the bait, newsworthy shit coz thats what get ppl talking and spreading. not only do crimes committed by ur average joe in other tertiary institutions wont get reported by the media or as viral, their institutions will always talk to the victim and case close, no police report is being made to begin with.
Got out of jail card just because he had good gpa. You can read more of that low gpa parody in the video here mothership.sg/2019/09/singapore-crime-nus-molest-good-grades/
"Because the person that enteref the cubicle after you was a five year old!He is going through therapy now!".
*Omg i cant* 😂😂😂
The poor boy must of been terrified of the smell
The "PMD” used at the end by Keji was a skateboard with a big hand pump
Lol
Hi
I didn't know that. Thankssss ❤❤❤❤🙆♀️🙆♀️
@@PhuongHoang-wc8wy is so obvious lmao
Ah shyt. I had captions on. The caption was "Our ass" when she said "All rise"
SAME!
Oh yea mg
OUR ASS AUSSIE
Him: he stole $500
Judge: puts up four fingers
He put up the thumb as well it was just behind his hand
The boomer and GPA joke is true , people with a good score will not treated the same as those with lesser scores ,as they are deemed to have a better future
Everything here is true bahaha
I feel like WahBanana is one of the channels I will never get bored of watching
😘
Same
"The only bird that he saw is your KUKUBIRD!"-Keiji 2019
1:03, Nic looked like he was laughing while everyone gasped
Yea
**The chewing of gum in singapore is legal, but the selling of it is not.**
I never knew all supermarkets in singapore are gone because of selling gum
Buy in Malaysia and have it there. I think bringing gum into sg is illegal too
I didn't know chewing gum is legal wow
@@arianrolex6456 it is?
@@hecker5605 well my friend said so
@@arianrolex6456
Bringing Gum into SG is not illegal. I always bring like 3-4 small bottle of gum back when I visit Malaysia. But u can’t bring too many back. Idk what’s the limit but I heard if u bring too many back they will confiscate or smth.
“He was bird watching but didn’t see any birds “ I knew something was up
America:
**Is this some kind of sick joke?**
Wow
It's sad that they dont know...
Damn.
Title:Criminals of singapore
Me: SEEMS LEGIT
Edit: 100 the nice number
Legit it is. Literally.
130
I thought this was me and I was like tf did I say
0:00 Captions says “Our ass”
Hmm...
*communitism intensifies*
Lol
Lol
0:00
“our ass .... Aussie”
The judge hammer is literally a spoon with a piece of cardboard
Correction: Ladel with a piece of cardboard
It’s called ladle not ladel
Ha ha It's funny how the audiences are angry at themselves for committing crimes.
If you look deep into Ben’s eyes you can see he is actually displaying each emotion perfectly
0:01 lingyi : all rise
Captions: OuR aSs
Army❤️
@@user-bf8me2tw4u 💜😊💜
💜army💜
The girl name is Lingyi
@@Minskywhisky okk
I just did a project on Laws in Singapore and America and some of those laws were in my presentation and people were shocked 😂😂😂
So educational and informative of Singapore’s law, as well as how the last skit shed light on Singapore’s bias of academics as to overlook morals...
Great video from u guys!! Keep it up!!😊😊
4:57
Ah the NUS incident.
Just get GPA 4.0 and you can do anything you want without any major punishment.
Boomers be like: “whats a boomer?”
What’s a boomer?
@@Tendummiez69420 r u joking or.....
@@owroraa Lol, sorry about this. But what is a boomer? I actually dont know.
Edit: Guys I know what a boomer is, I figured it out months ago in google. Also, I don't watch pewdiepie so I couldn't have possibly known. Thanks for the people who replied nicely.
@@onstyle2664 um go watch pewdiepie
@@owroraa how _dare_ you spare him
*the council shall now decide your fate*
Chrysan just called Keji a boomer This is amazing
4:25
Wait so the police is a "cRImInAL"?
Wah Banana is the best TH-cam channel ever finally who else was waiting for a new video 🤗🤗
Singapore lawyers: you are fined $S1,000,000 for revealing secret information about the mystery law.
Wah banana: your honor we are just filming a video.
SG lawyer: fined
Wah banana: ;-;
Learn to bring a durian.
@@Schocam Part 2
*Wah banana brings durian *
Wah banana: we brought black pearl
SG lawyer: OK fined 999,999
Wah banana: ;-;
*Wah banana sits at fined area*
SG Lawyer: next!
Uncle: hi your honor
SG lawyer: fined $S990,999
Police officer 1: sir he brought durian
SG lawyer: what kind?
Police officer 1: Hong miao shang
SG lawyer : OK I will give you warning : )
Wah banana: x_x
0:46: *"your KUKUBIRD"*
0:58: " on a *PMD* "
So
storm endless haha!
This taught me so much about how a court goes like all rise and all sit and I love how lingyu protested the emotionless character
Keji with a wig tho- I can’t xD
the gpa one got me HAHAHHA
You tube: no views, 22 likes
Me: hmmm... makes sense
TH-cam is drunk
a person must finish watching a full video for it to be counted as a view.
@@Focusonupskilling seriously, i didn't know that. Are you sure?
@@okidamotunrayo8285 yep.
This type of comments are starting to get annoying.
Keiji’s “byeeeeeee” at the end was rlly funny to me 😂
Lol forgot to turn off subtitles and Lingyi yelled”Our ASS”
Major love for this short! Super creative. Also love how they improvise on props!
I really wanna see a blooper of chrysan laughing at herself saying ok boomer
PuppyXD Gaming YES
finally a Singaporean that gives correct rules! Those other youtubers give out false information
You Korean ah!?
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Wow so funny!!! How long did it take you to google that?
8
7
I’ve seen this before and it’s so unfunny. And what has this shit got to do with the fucking video. Stupid fucking dog go eat your tofu
6
I spat out my drinks when the Low GPA tag came out🤣😥 and I'm studying for my final exams now.
Bro real sentencing can take up to 1 day to 3 years, while Wah Banana takes like 1 or 2 minutes.
Wow the GPA one XD That's gold!
2:19 the singing is not bad actually 😆
Hello ( Benjamin Zhong Wei Quian ) and Lingyi and Chrysan And Keiji Wow This is the beautiful of Singapore thanks Wah Banana !
Chrysan: ok boomer
me: *falls off bed and laughs hysterically because it’s iconic that one day ago my friend just told me about this meme*
- after a while -
Judge: where u study at?
Boy: NUS, sir
Judge: your GPA?
me: *falls off bed shivering at horrible memories of that one trial where the judge let the guy off JUST BECAUSE HE HAD A HIGH GPA. WHY*
"who you calling boomer?!" Jason was not having it HAHA
Wah Banna is the best comedy show in singapore
**Types quote from video to get many likes**
Edit: Keji using a rice and cardboard roll to make the hammer thing for judges is such a big mood
Chrysan : Ok boomer
Me : ok budddddddyyy
Also , you forgot about the Tang Yuan guy.
Dee’s fans would know what I’m talking about
At the beginning of the video put on caps! LMAO
2:11
I love how Lingyi looks dead and shes just clapping along.. XD
"NOOOOO! I mean this is confiscated evidence"🤣🤣🤣
*"What else should be considered a crime''*
Thank me later
Noone asked
So we are not obliged to thank you
@@justinliow3860 he's talking about the fast message they always put
@@sammyc0re I know
Please understand comments better
@@justinliow3860 sorry
@@sammyc0re It's okay
I like how he just stole the durian 😂
when you're too early and theres no interesting comments
0:46 “Your KUKUBIRD!” Hahahahaha
Cuckoo bird?
Did no one notice that Keiji was riding on a PMD after sentencing someone for riding on a PMD?
Ycchow John it’s not real and it’s for a joke duh
I am not dumb bro my gpa is 3.87 and I am only at 8th grade
In 8th grade
@@ycchowjohn8829 suree
"ok, you sing now"
"huh?"
Sing !! "i found a love.. " hahaha
Love you guys sooo much😍
Btw you guys are soo funny!
Like if you love them too
Do types of criminal again part 2
Criminals in Singapore?
Thought it was called: *CRIMEWAT CH*
"Next, importing and selling illegal edibles"
Ben: Is he illegal?!
-Ben 2019
0:41 was funny
"He didn't see any bird BUT YOUR KUKUBIRD"!
-judge
Helloooo! How are you?
2020?😉
Judge: What is your name
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: Yes, I legally changed my name to Not Guilty
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: *Moonwalks outta room*
0:16 Keiji's expression lol
1:01 Thomas looks so shocked
I could tell the NUS one coming lmao
Love how the gavel is a ladle taped to a toilet paper cardboard core
How about the nus student that molested a girl but got away cuz he got good grades
Jaydenmurder 585 the last one lorh
@@btaekook4054 not inside that one was stealing
love you wahbanana
That durian is not musang King its a d88... The shape is wrong and the stem is too short
Durian pro here
@@user-bf8me2tw4u bo bian sell it every year during the durian season in malaysia.
when keiji gets on his seat, he looks shorter than lingyi, however, the end scene showed that keiji was taller than lingyi lmao
Lol I didn't know that Singapore has these kind of laws
Singapore is pretty much like Islam. The laws are HEAVY but its usually merciful.
Mr.Kim was watching but he didn’t just see any bird he saw your KUKUBIRD
It cracks me up every time
"Millenials" actually refers to anyone born in 1980-mid 90s (94 to be exact). Some of them are 30s now and in the video doesn't depict how the millennials are.
berkah abadi ok boomer
Zedrix its a joke
Wah!Banana make a vid about Types of Prisoners pls
Nobody
Literally nobody
Caption: all sit
Her: "AlL SeAt"
The part when he said he was watching your kukubird was hilarious
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Chrysan:Ok Boomer
lol when that guy said "i have a future" we all saw it coming
Selling illegal things
No one
Literally no one
Ben: is he illigal
0:42:mr Kim was bird watching but he did not see any birds all he saw was your kukubird lol 😂🤣
wHaT iS a BoOmEr? Edit: 3:19
Old
Bens smile when he said “Yah!”
2:16
When your Teacher plays your favorite song
OMG! It's the best judge ever!!!
OMG when he said the kukubird part my whole family started laughing like crazy.
I am Live in Philippines Travel for you Wah Banana for the all cast ! Bye Bye
Wow...this video was posted about half an hour ago and it already have over one million views.....I’m impressed.....:)
Here before 10k views and 1k comments! And also here before 200 comments! 😁