This takes me back to when I was 18 years old and got my very first job: stock clerk at liquor store located just a ten-minute walk from home. I was hired exactly six months after I graduated high school, and then celebrated by treating myself to two movies (“Home Alone 3” and “Scream 2”) in an effort to milk my remaining two days of freedom before entering the work force. Although, unlike Calvin, I hated my job from the get-go and quit nearly five months later. It was boring, I couldn't remember where each brand of liquor was located on the shelves, and the owner (Indian dude in his late 30s) was a tyrant who always yelled to the point of making me cry, especially if I broke a bottle. He would threaten to take it out of my pay if it happens again. Looking back, I wish he had meant what he said (but in a respectful tone) rather than yell at me and not doc my pay. I mean, what's better -- a berating boss who gives bonuses, or a soft-spoken boss who doesn't give bonuses? Something to think about. Anyway, I'll never forget my very first pay day. $355 dollars (off the books). That Saturday night, my boss's mother (a sweet little old lady who always stood post for shoplifters) told me to put my money safely in my pocket, since it was around 1 a.m. and I would be walking home by myself. Bless her heart! Sadly, my boss died about a year after I quit that job. From what my mom told me prior to his death, she noticed he looked very thin and frail. Supposedly, he was HIV positive. So I went to the liquor store to give his mom a hug and offer my condolences. Despite his lack of people skills, his generosity was unmatched -- he treated me to breakfast every morning when he arrived at the store where I waited for him to open up shop. On top of that, despite working there just three days, he not only gave me a bonus, but told me to pick out my mom's favorite wine for him to gift wrap for me to give to her. When I proceeded to grab a smaller bottle, in an effort to not look tacky/greedy, he said, "No, grab the bigger size." I still have the Christmas card that my bonus was enclosed in, for memories of this milestone. You never forget your first job, and I would gladly go back in a heartbeat, just so I can be young, vibrant and stress-free again. Incidentally, at my next job (front desk clerk at bowling alley), my boss was a customer at the liquor store, as he would purchase inventory for the bowling alley's saloon. Small world. One day when he arrived, he said, “I just saw your former boss. He looks like THIS” while sticking up his index finger. R.I.P., Krishna. 🙏❤ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️
2:38 I love when he said It's A Thin Line Between Fries & Shakes which is a similar or a reference to the movie/music A Thin Line Between Love & Hate. Now that's a good similar/reference line right there. 💯🤣😅😂💯
I graduated from the college of the jacket he’s wearing. Clarkson University. Still can’t find ANYTHING as to why he’s wearing it after all these years lol
He does not end Black people's poverty, but it is great that his community supports him and congratulates him on getting a job, even if that job is not the best. Are we supposed to congratulate him only when he gets a white-collar job? People do what they can with what they have.
I remember a lyric from either Ice-T or Maestro Fresh Wes, was something like this: "It's time to change your ways, expand your range, I said f--k that bullshit job, that was chump change."
Actually, I would love to see a re-vamped, current Mickey D’s Calvin type commercial! It could have Calvin owning a few franchises (looking like he’s making Major paper) and giving other young people jobs!
Why censor what wasn’t censored on National TV? Don’t give me that un-Constitutional cowardly shit about TH-cam’s algorithm/policy either. Citizen up now!!! 🇺🇸
ISSA THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES 😂😂😂😂
🎶 Leanest burger in the world could be the meanest burger in the world. If you cook it that way.
I gotta stop smoking this shit right here.
I don't get it.
It's a joke on the movie a thin line between love and hate
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬
Dumb shit@@shalawamyasharahla
Chappelle was a genius. So many layers to this skit.
he was great when he had a team of jew writers
You forget Paul Mooney, Charlie Murphy, Craig Ferguson, etc etc They wrote most of everything
what are the layers because i dont get it
Charlie Murphy is one funny dude too!
@@JA-gz6cjthere aren’t any, internet people often exaggerate how deep something is when they like it
These skits have been stuck in my head for the last 15 years lol deserves more view
“Corny azz 🥷 “ 😂😂😂😂 Charlie said what everybody wuz thinkin when he walked by 4real
"I need to stop smoking this shit..." The funniest thing said ever..
Said no black man ever.
@@jimvac77 only when they realize theyre doing some silly shit like that LOL
Indeed 👏🏾 or the pen hitting TOO hard rn. Got my face like🫠
The bar is low for you it seems
@@matthewdubay1180 So? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled
The leanest burger in the world..could be the meanest burger in the world..If you cook it that waaaay😂😂
The leanest burger in the world....could be the meanest burger in the world....if you cook it that way.aye.aye....
Man bring back 05-06 ..can’t believe TH-cam gotta censor this shit
It's because its a foreign channel
You can blame all the professional victims
"Let's rob that _____!" 🤣🤣🤣
isn't there more when Calvin enters his home and his girl is leaving him and telling him he can't keep feeding his family with fast food?
Yeah, and then he finds out she was cheating on him, “ who’s gloves are these? Who you f*ckin OJ?”
@@StepSev7enWacArnold's is tearing this family apart!
Nice censored skit!This isn't prime time fuckin TV.
Baby, babies crying!@@EricAKATheBelgianGuy
Mc Crib come back on tuesday!
I dont eat pork!
Damn right you dont eat pork!
Thank you SO MUCH for muting out all the funny parts 👍
This is a public platform…..When they air South Park during the daytime it’s the same way, due to broadcast guidelines
No shit!!!! Man that pisses me off!
I was waiting for "PUNK BITCH" the whole time...
This show ratchet af, if it dropped today the snowflakes would short circuit 💀
WACARNOLDS IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part of it all 🤣
They dissed TF outta him….Dayum Calvin…You look beat tha hell up…LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
“The baby’s crying” 😭😂
McDonalds has a new promo with WcDonalds Sauce, immediately thought of this.
😂😂😂
Same
My favorite part is at 2:40 when he starts singing lmfao
Part 2 Part 2 !!
Funny thing is Donnell Rawlings was actually in the real McDonald’s Calvin Commercial
The way he walks away after every diss….LMFAOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂
Why did you edit the word "Burger" in the song???😅😅😅
😂😂😂 charlie murphy just wanting to rob him
2:47 - They seriously censored the word "Burger", despite the fact that Donell JUST said it.
Possibly because word recognition thought it was the n-word.
@@Hotobu burnigga?
@@MrTHEMONEEMAKERlolz
@@MrTHEMONEEMAKERlmao
😂 " I need to stop smoking this s***" 😂
SHIT. SAY IT. SHIT
Never noticed until now that the supervisor who hands Calvin his paycheck is Michael Carbonaro from The Carbonaro Effect.
Shts crazy 😮
😮😱
how old was he this was in 03 wtf?
@@donjohnston6420he’s 48. He looks young
“Ewww (muted), you smell like French fries” 🙄🙄🙄
There is so many lines and skits from this show that live rent free im my head and get spit out at random times during conversations with people.
This takes me back to when I was 18 years old and got my very first job: stock clerk at liquor store located just a ten-minute walk from home. I was hired exactly six months after I graduated high school, and then celebrated by treating myself to two movies (“Home Alone 3” and “Scream 2”) in an effort to milk my remaining two days of freedom before entering the work force. Although, unlike Calvin, I hated my job from the get-go and quit nearly five months later. It was boring, I couldn't remember where each brand of liquor was located on the shelves, and the owner (Indian dude in his late 30s) was a tyrant who always yelled to the point of making me cry, especially if I broke a bottle. He would threaten to take it out of my pay if it happens again. Looking back, I wish he had meant what he said (but in a respectful tone) rather than yell at me and not doc my pay. I mean, what's better -- a berating boss who gives bonuses, or a soft-spoken boss who doesn't give bonuses? Something to think about. Anyway, I'll never forget my very first pay day. $355 dollars (off the books). That Saturday night, my boss's mother (a sweet little old lady who always stood post for shoplifters) told me to put my money safely in my pocket, since it was around 1 a.m. and I would be walking home by myself. Bless her heart!
Sadly, my boss died about a year after I quit that job. From what my mom told me prior to his death, she noticed he looked very thin and frail. Supposedly, he was HIV positive. So I went to the liquor store to give his mom a hug and offer my condolences. Despite his lack of people skills, his generosity was unmatched -- he treated me to breakfast every morning when he arrived at the store where I waited for him to open up shop. On top of that, despite working there just three days, he not only gave me a bonus, but told me to pick out my mom's favorite wine for him to gift wrap for me to give to her. When I proceeded to grab a smaller bottle, in an effort to not look tacky/greedy, he said, "No, grab the bigger size." I still have the Christmas card that my bonus was enclosed in, for memories of this milestone. You never forget your first job, and I would gladly go back in a heartbeat, just so I can be young, vibrant and stress-free again.
Incidentally, at my next job (front desk clerk at bowling alley), my boss was a customer at the liquor store, as he would purchase inventory for the bowling alley's saloon. Small world. One day when he arrived, he said, “I just saw your former boss. He looks like THIS” while sticking up his index finger. R.I.P., Krishna. 🙏❤ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️
Very heartwarming. And sad.
I liked your story😊thanks...
Another heartwarming tale from BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle
Too long to read but congratulations 🎉
This sketch always stuck with me. 😂
Same 🤣🤣
Ain't Nothing Wrong With Being A Calvin💯
Nah facts!💪🏾💯
I think the sketch is saying to aim higher..
There's a lot wrong with being exploited in a low wage labor job at a business that poisons the community.
@@bern9642No. The sketch i saying that it's not Calvin
💯
Gotta start somewhere 😅😅 haters be damned 😅😅
Who’s here when McDonald’s changed to WcDonalds
I just finished my second month working there. I should add I’m 44. GodDAMN!
*McDowell's
I figured Calvin would look at his check and say, “Damn, that’s all?” 😊
Now I gotta👂🏾the OG doing his “Lemme Hol La La La Holla 🐩”
When watching this i was in highschool … i didnt know how much this was REALITY 😮❤
"Peep the game and dont be like Calvin" - Short
If you cook it that wayyyyy 🗣️😭
Calvin got the last laugh… he’s making $20 a hour over in California…
With cost of living and taxes so high it might as well be $10 per hr. $7 a gallon for gas in Cali bruh!
Gavin Newsom and the Democrats ran the golden state into the ground. It’s a dump now!
Calvin was fired. He doesn't speak Spanish.
Donell actually was in the original commercial lol
No he wasn’t g I literally just watched the original 😂😂😂 they did have a lot of celebs in there tho
U think of Alex Thomas from don’t be a menace if u can’t swim u bound to drizzown lol
2:38 I love when he said It's A Thin Line Between Fries & Shakes which is a similar or a reference to the movie/music A Thin Line Between Love & Hate. Now that's a good similar/reference line right there. 💯🤣😅😂💯
Getting any job is the first step out of poverty and shouldn't be looked down upon.
They censor the shit outta dis
Democrats will not allow free speech
I was gonna say the same thing.
🤦🤣🤣 Calvin walking down the street with his check out
I graduated from the college of the jacket he’s wearing. Clarkson University. Still can’t find ANYTHING as to why he’s wearing it after all these years lol
I never knew that was Michael Carbanaro handing him the check lol that’s wild
"Wac Arnold's is tearing this family apart"
😂😂😂
GET A REAL JOB
The sad part is that it has some truth to it.
2:20 I just realized this is the sad music at the end of A Bronx tale
Way to go youngblood!! 😂😂😂
This put me in stitches. 🧵
meanest burger in the world 🌎 😂
Classic. Remember watching this with my best friend when we're like 12. Good times.
Every time we was in a store and heard a baby , my dad would say “BABY CRYIN!” 😭🤣
Ok?
Irony of it all I experienced all of it 😂🤣. Sucks to be Calvin.
Donald Byrd in the background.
"A new perspective."
2:45 They blocked out burger right after he said it before and they didn't block it out?
The mcrib comes back everybody too nice too ya 😅
Charly Murphy.....love him
This is sad but true
I just realized that’s the guy that does magic! On Tru TV.
I love how WhackArnolda is just a parody of McDonald’s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have you seen the original commercial?
The whole skit is a parody of an actual McDonald’s commercial about jobs at McDonald’s. Lol
Nothing gets by you
damn calvin can give me any pointer's on findin a job not sayin I have ever work for money or to lazy smh😮
What is that song referencing?
“If you cook it that way” 😂😂
I remember the original commercial.
Lets rob this bleeep 😂
Let’s go rob that 🥷 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What?
@carinarosales6899 😂 😂 😂
I still quote this since it came out 😂
CALVIN GOT A JOB!!!!
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
Wait a minute he got his first check after working three weeks? Nah 😂😂😂
Calvin wearin a soccer jacket.....................
He does not end Black people's poverty, but it is great that his community supports him and congratulates him on getting a job, even if that job is not the best. Are we supposed to congratulate him only when he gets a white-collar job? People do what they can with what they have.
I hope 🙏🏽 Dave is getting paid for this
That’s Michael Carbonaro as his boss. Lol
Where’s the rest of the skit?
Yound David is the goat ❤
WOW!!!...SUCH "SHOCKING" behavior!!!!!...SO, OUT OF THE "ORDINARY" 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
Calvin going through it.
I remember a lyric from either Ice-T or Maestro Fresh Wes, was something like this:
"It's time to change your ways, expand your range, I said f--k that bullshit job, that was chump change."
Which episode is this?
😂😂😂😂😂 classic genius
Here from Reddit 🤦🏾♀️nothing like an unlocked memory.
Charlie Murphy!
Actually, I would love to see a re-vamped, current Mickey D’s Calvin type commercial!
It could have Calvin owning a few franchises (looking like he’s making Major paper) and giving other young people jobs!
Omg 😂😂😂 i forgot how funny this show was
What beep out burger?! lol
Can you imagine today in Africa there’s 50 cent look a like from 2003 😂 I mean the short version 😂
Andjelkovic Dennis: 2:10
Ewww , you smell like french fries! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣..YES, you dont want to see or talk to nobody,This is how it is, but Calvin took care of his family in one episode...they called him fry guy😆
Calvin bought some McDonald's shares on the stock market and lives in a gated community.
1:50-1:54 ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classic skit
Hey that was Michael carbonara that him the check!!
Getn paid. Getn paid.
Back when we all could laugh at our differences.
RIP Charlie
The meanest burger in the world! Become the MEEEEEANEST burger in the world!
The forgot the finale…
Why censor what wasn’t censored on National TV? Don’t give me that un-Constitutional cowardly shit about TH-cam’s algorithm/policy either. Citizen up now!!! 🇺🇸
Africa has its own Comedy Central? I didn't think America even had a Comedy Central anymore.
That’s where all the black comedy comes from. Doncha noe?
😂😂😂😂wats up🍟 guy