I cant be the only one to listen to Karl pilkington stuff with my eyes closed trying to go sleep, can I? I love the banter 😂 I must have listened to his TH-cam stuff every night for 3 year , even the same ones more than once 😂😂
“It is three different people hassling him about a fire that didn’t happen, about a wife that didn’t exist and a cat that didn’t look happy”. Karl Pilkington
The Mrs Battersby story is especially mental because a) Karl had to picture how old he would look in a photo to remember how old he was at the time, rather than simply remembering how old he was when his brother got married; and b) because he couldn't remember Mrs Battersby because he didn't think she was a ghost at the time, so he completely forgot *despite being told she was a ghost the very next morning*
I always thought it was weird when Ricky and Steve made such a big deal of Karls dad asking at what time the neighbor died when told. That's like *THE* thing you do. It's a normal question.
18:27 why does it just go to the next bit? Karl Is about to say “never mind your beard, where’ve you been for three days?!” Followed by an amazing Ricky bursting laugh.
Oh boy, Yvette Fielding and the hilarious Most Haunted mob certainly missed a trick, a series featuring Ricky, Steve and Karl would be dynamite. I can picture the night vision shots now!
7:30 Karl's story about the vampire is something that happened in Romania where superstition is still strong. Josh Gates investigated it, the "vampire" was just a guy who had a disease where the gums recede and sensitivity to sunlight. In some cases, the vampires were just infected with rabies or something. There are people who live as vampires, but Karl has very selective focus, making hilarious results.
Extremely late reply but there's also a condition called porphyria, which gives agonising symptoms that can be temporarily relieved by drinking other 'normal' peoples blood
Burying people alive was an issue at some point in the past, they used to sell safety coffins for the well off. It had a rope system linked up to a bell that they could ring if they were buried alive.
Karl has to be one of the very funniest men walking this planet. You could make a case for about 100 of his many stories and one liners being his funniest but the man-hole cover one is something else. He is grade A comedy gold and it’s just completely effortless.
When he was in Petra and explained why he would rather live in a cave see Petra rather than wake up in Petra and see a cave; I knew he was a sage. He's Diogenes of Synope reborn.
The fire in the oven story kills me every time. That has to be one of my top 5 favorite bizarre things KP said. The oven fire cat, the "parrot's blood" story, the Loch Ness monster, the Owlheaded armadillo, the retired space monkey. Anything having to do with animals is KP gold.
“It must be a massive pain having a tiny tankard in a pub” is genuinely one of the funniest most under rated lines in all of these convos with the 3 of them 😂😂😂😂😂
The Pub Karl is talking about during the Derek Acorah segment is the 'Dirty Bottles' in Alnwick, Northumberland. The 'curse' is on the bottles, which have now been sealed between glass. I remember hearing this story a long time before this podcast was originally broadcast!!
The manhole cover is actually true it just passed in front of several cameras during an atomic bomb test and calculations were done proving it was the fastest man made object. Of Course Karl got a lot of details incorrect.
I don’t know how anyone can sleep with this on. Even if I do switch off from the conversation I’m guaranteed to be woke up by Ricky laughing. More to the point, I wonder what kind of subconscious damage this is doing listening to Karl’s theories whilst asleep?
All joking aside, my mum saw a ghost when she was young in her bedroom of an old man standing in the corner The next day, her mother told her that her grandfather died in her room before she was born Also, my grandfather was leaving an office in his work walking down a staircase and a man passed him going the opposite way Realising he didn't know him, he ran back upstairs into the office and it was completely empty
If Derek Acorah was still alive he and Karl could have done a TV ghost show together I would have watched it (Karl sounds like a believer his stories are great.)😂
Great Upload but little annoying many parts end way to early, even later on in it. Some of the best parts are missed that are at the end of some Chats.
I’ve seen ghosts. Big believer in that realm. I was 32 years old, we had just moved (few months) to a rent house that was probably 40 years old, not too bad in my hometown in Texas while finishing out my career in the Navy. My wife and I were sitting on the couch watching TV and we both saw something off to the right of the room, almost at the same time...then she looked back to me and with a look, and I said “little girl in a yellow dress?”....she said “ya, she was just there.” We weren’t scared, the little girl seemed very innocent and we didn’t feel threatened. My brother hasn’t been to the house yet, couple months go by and swings over on a Sunday to BBQ with me. He’s 36yrs old, kind of a gruff guy that works in the oil/gas business. I was in the kitchen unpacking the food to prep for grill and he yells out my name. I said, “ya what’s up I’m in the kitchen...”he said my name again, so I walk to the living room where he’s on the couch and I ask, “what?”. He said, “dude....you weren’t just in here? You didn’t just touch my shoulder?” I looked at him confused a little and told him, “ no man, I was in the kitchen”. He said “you’re not fucking with me, right?” I said... “no....ooohhh, did you see her? The little girl in the yellow dress?” With a pretty damn scared look on his face, he said “nah, fuck this I’m out of here. You got something wrong with this house”and walked out of the house. He literally drove off. I called him obviously after he left to try and calm him down but he said he knows what he saw and said no fucking way am I coming over. We had only signed a one year lease and moved at the end of it.
LOL it was picked up by several of the science people's cameras flying off at high speeds. He missed out on the bit that was supposed to be the interesting part where they worked out how fast it was going and proved it was the fastest man-made object ever.
That last story, about the brain surgery in a fucking chair. With the skin breaking up, like cooked chicken...X"""DDD I die everytime i hear that. It's the most ridiculous story in the fucking world.
I like all these characters but I think the way Ricky and Steve keep putting Karl down for his beliefs is wrong. I saw a ghost once many years ago with a witness, these things do exist. I have also seen some weird stuff like the White snooker ball jumping up out of the pocket on it's own and back onto the snooker table. They shouldn't mock him just because they don't believe it themselves.
I’d love to see Ricky Gervais do a documentary of him on his own camping overnight in haunted places like Auschwitz for example. For the man that doesn’t believe in that stuff, I bet he’d 💩 himself 😄
I cant be the only one to listen to Karl pilkington stuff with my eyes closed trying to go sleep, can I? I love the banter 😂 I must have listened to his TH-cam stuff every night for 3 year , even the same ones more than once 😂😂
Every night!
Jennie Connor every night
Yep.
Suzanne is a lucky woman if he talks before sleep 😂
Every night
Putting a compilation like this together must be so time consuming, thanks, it's much appreciated!
Who said he’s put it together could have been unseen supernatural beings 👀👀
So then she left a comment saying thank you for making this compilation. But the person replied “I never made a compilation”.
Do you have a sister called dairy ? Or also know as dunkers
Nobody doesnt like Cara Lea
its not that hard, you just get all the clips and put them together, takes about maybe 30mins
"she was a bog standard old woman, are we burnin, or buryin?"
I love "You believe anything that you're told except when we tell you the truth." That encapsulates so much.
"somebody had wroted" 😂
😂😂😂
Before every reply to a question, Karl always says " Errrrr....... " love it 😂
To this day I use the “she was your bog standard old woman” when describing random people
when describing old women, I'd imagine!
“It is three different people hassling him about a fire that didn’t happen, about a wife that didn’t exist and a cat that didn’t look happy”. Karl Pilkington
How do you explain that?!
Sounds like one of those beedles about type ghosts
I love that when he came downstairs and told his mam there’s something up there, she just said ok!?
Karl's mam believes in ghosts so she would have accepted it straight away!
A lovely mum to have. God bless her.
It's the way he said baby dead.. Ricky couldn't contain his lol
Any time someone I know has passed away the time has been talked about, I have no idea why they find this so strange
What time exactly?!
Mrs Battersby
The Mrs Battersby story is especially mental because a) Karl had to picture how old he would look in a photo to remember how old he was at the time, rather than simply remembering how old he was when his brother got married; and b) because he couldn't remember Mrs Battersby because he didn't think she was a ghost at the time, so he completely forgot *despite being told she was a ghost the very next morning*
It was pushing people off their bikes. LOL.
I always thought it was weird when Ricky and Steve made such a big deal of Karls dad asking at what time the neighbor died when told. That's like *THE* thing you do. It's a normal question.
It's because they interpreted it as "what time did she died?" Karl's dad clearly said "when did that happen?"
A shadow was pushing people of their bikes.....I laughed and laughed.
I love this. Gotta be one of my faves. All his ghost stories were always the best parts. That and the diary.
18:27 why does it just go to the next bit? Karl
Is about to say “never mind your beard, where’ve you been for three days?!” Followed by an amazing Ricky bursting laugh.
Ye mam and ye dad's!!; followed by'"hes done you again"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed, poor editing here!
They censored it because it was too spooky
"There's this shadow somewhere."
Pushing people off bikes
'so who's going to do the cropping?'
He was right, so many uncropped photos all over the place nowadays.
This is the only one I listen to almost daily to sleep. I always listen to the first part and fall asleep with a smile. Hugs everyone💕✨
Oh boy, Yvette Fielding and the hilarious Most Haunted mob certainly missed a trick, a series featuring Ricky, Steve and Karl would be dynamite. I can picture the night vision shots now!
7:30 Karl's story about the vampire is something that happened in Romania where superstition is still strong. Josh Gates investigated it, the "vampire" was just a guy who had a disease where the gums recede and sensitivity to sunlight. In some cases, the vampires were just infected with rabies or something. There are people who live as vampires, but Karl has very selective focus, making hilarious results.
Extremely late reply but there's also a condition called porphyria, which gives agonising symptoms that can be temporarily relieved by drinking other 'normal' peoples blood
@@Mark-qb8fq That is one of the diseases associated with vampires.
@@Mark-qb8fqthere are various types of porphyria, NONE OF WHICH are treated by drinking blood! Play a record!
Vampire coverup
Burying people alive was an issue at some point in the past, they used to sell safety coffins for the well off. It had a rope system linked up to a bell that they could ring if they were buried alive.
Hence the phrase “ dead ringer’....
So, if you were poor it's tough luck?
This is such a gem of a bedtime listening compilation, funny and chill to get you ready for a long and cosy night's sleep.
"Are we burning or burying? next! ha
"What's the connection 'ere?" Always makes me laugh 😂😂😂
I just started listen to him and I’ve done it every night for the past 3 months…no stop in sight, I’m addicted
Gervais is scared of ghosts. He's petrified. that's why he gets annoyed.
No, he doesn't believe in them.
David it's a reference to one of Karl's comments during the compilation. Stu D is just referencing it
I've never heard so much crop in my life
Stop being a wewe!
@@barbecuedsimsbaby you must be chuffed you managed to use your new word...!
The manhole cover thing is true.. just he’s a little off about it..
That's karl. Hes usually partially right but he embellishes
Doctor yak for prime minister of the world
Karl has to be one of the very funniest men walking this planet.
You could make a case for about 100 of his many stories and one liners being his funniest but the man-hole cover one is something else.
He is grade A comedy gold and it’s just completely effortless.
When he was in Petra and explained why he would rather live in a cave see Petra rather than wake up in Petra and see a cave; I knew he was a sage. He's Diogenes of Synope reborn.
What lake is the Loch Ness monster in? Classic - like What were those things in Gremlins called?
Andromeda Is Calling Or “that man who was in Forrest Gump”. x
The best thing is that Ricky didn't catch on that he was on about the Mogwai
What lake is the Loch Ness monster in?
Mogwai .. but yeah funny anyways.
The fire in the oven story kills me every time. That has to be one of my top 5 favorite bizarre things KP said. The oven fire cat, the "parrot's blood" story, the Loch Ness monster, the Owlheaded armadillo, the retired space monkey. Anything having to do with animals is KP gold.
What else is living on walls!?
What else is living on walls!?
“It must be a massive pain having a tiny tankard in a pub” is genuinely one of the funniest most under rated lines in all of these convos with the 3 of them 😂😂😂😂😂
The Pub Karl is talking about during the Derek Acorah segment is the 'Dirty Bottles' in Alnwick, Northumberland. The 'curse' is on the bottles, which have now been sealed between glass. I remember hearing this story a long time before this podcast was originally broadcast!!
it doesn't really matter as the story is a load of complete sh*t anyway!
35:35 Ricky’s funniest laugh
Did Karl ever update us on the shadow that pushed people off their bikes? Lol. He said he would..
He did but the tape mysteriously vanished. Coincidence? I think not
I've never heard so much crop in my life.
Dont be a wewe!
"It pushed people off the bikes!" Oh for fuck's sake.
27:35
"Somebody wroted" has to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard
The manhole cover is actually true it just passed in front of several cameras during an atomic bomb test and calculations were done proving it was the fastest man made object. Of Course Karl got a lot of details incorrect.
Christopher Larkins Operation Plumbbob. x
You’re talking bollocks!
Where'd you read that, in UFO data magazine?
Karl's description of the high pitched noise is exactly how sleep paralysis unfolds.
@Samuel Black My experience is similar to yours.
Or Mrs battersby
I have seen this I dunno how many times never gets old lol
Because they dug up a body, liquidized it's heart, burnt it, and drank it. That's why they're in prison.
Brilliant stuff
"So, what you tellin' me for?" 😂😂
Old people are scarier as ghosts when it comes to stories.
Who's listening to this who isn't from the uk ? ❤😊😮
Saucer drinkers all over
I don’t know how anyone can sleep with this on. Even if I do switch off from the conversation I’m guaranteed to be woke up by Ricky laughing.
More to the point, I wonder what kind of subconscious damage this is doing listening to Karl’s theories whilst asleep?
Never saw the man hole cover again
"Who's gonna do the croppin?"
All joking aside, my mum saw a ghost when she was young in her bedroom of an old man standing in the corner
The next day, her mother told her that her grandfather died in her room before she was born
Also, my grandfather was leaving an office in his work walking down a staircase and a man passed him going the opposite way
Realising he didn't know him, he ran back upstairs into the office and it was completely empty
The cat did not look happy! Amazing.
My cat has a range of facial expressions from very happy to extremely annoyed
“Bog standard old woman” killed me
Sorry...Sorry! I thought it was shite! I didn't know it was on the Internet!
There's a shadow somewhere!
It would be so frustrating talking to Ricky snd Stephen about this things.
Lmao Karl is so calm snd doesn’t seem to take anything personal
These are just amazing. Could you possibly do audio versions as podcasts? Would be soooo good for commuting
Steve no
I love these but can't work out how people sleep without laughing lol
I don’t know which one to plump for........
Thanks Yak!
legend!
“Where am I going? Am I going down or am I going up?”
The paranormal stories are the best
They scare me.
why would someone need to write a note to remind them that their baby had died, and therefor they can ignore an entire shopping list?
fluttershy pony Weird innit?
Therapy?
Jeez!
Hilda lived her life a bog standard old woman who died at quarter of eleven specifically
Somebody had wroted gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
26:05 theres a shadow somewhere
'never mind yer beard....where've you been for three days?!?!'
If Derek Acorah was still alive he and Karl could have done a TV ghost show together I would have watched it (Karl sounds like a believer his stories are great.)😂
Well shizz, I didn't even know he died 😕
Noooo. You cut out the reaction to “alien gives man a beard” 😩😩
Got up right close to it...... and somebody wroted.. 😂😂
47:30 - That shit makes me laugh EVERY time XD
Great Upload but little annoying many parts end way to early, even later on in it. Some of the best parts are missed that are at the end of some Chats.
Never mind some parts ending way too early - Where have ya been for 3 daaays?!?
@@youhustlinmeboy4989 That actually Cracked me up loooool. Brilliant
I’ve seen ghosts. Big believer in that realm. I was 32 years old, we had just moved (few months) to a rent house that was probably 40 years old, not too bad in my hometown in Texas while finishing out my career in the Navy. My wife and I were sitting on the couch watching TV and we both saw something off to the right of the room, almost at the same time...then she looked back to me and with a look, and I said “little girl in a yellow dress?”....she said “ya, she was just there.” We weren’t scared, the little girl seemed very innocent and we didn’t feel threatened.
My brother hasn’t been to the house yet, couple months go by and swings over on a Sunday to BBQ with me. He’s 36yrs old, kind of a gruff guy that works in the oil/gas business. I was in the kitchen unpacking the food to prep for grill and he yells out my name. I said, “ya what’s up I’m in the kitchen...”he said my name again, so I walk to the living room where he’s on the couch and I ask, “what?”. He said, “dude....you weren’t just in here? You didn’t just touch my shoulder?” I looked at him confused a little and told him, “ no man, I was in the kitchen”. He said “you’re not fucking with me, right?” I said... “no....ooohhh, did you see her? The little girl in the yellow dress?” With a pretty damn scared look on his face, he said “nah, fuck this I’m out of here. You got something wrong with this house”and walked out of the house. He literally drove off. I called him obviously after he left to try and calm him down but he said he knows what he saw and said no fucking way am I coming over. We had only signed a one year lease and moved at the end of it.
Well... it’s all bollocks
Eric ORourke shutup idiot
Cleb Felm You’ve got a shitty attitude
Lmao
Don't talk sh*t, play a record.
I love you, Doc
“Her spirit was whizzing ‘round my bedroom.” - What ?
“Well, it would have to be, wouldn’t it ?”
- The Metaphysics of Karl
I'd love to have had Karl's parents.
I'll go to my grave wondering what Karl meant by the manhole cover story. When did they EXPECT to see it again?? lol
LOL it was picked up by several of the science people's cameras flying off at high speeds. He missed out on the bit that was supposed to be the interesting part where they worked out how fast it was going and proved it was the fastest man-made object ever.
Please stop being so mean to Karl....
Thank yiu
It cuts to new story at @18:27 a bit early.
15:10 just leaving this here for when I come back to this video.
35:28 the manhole cover
Why the fuck do I like this.
badbadfull cause ur a badass
Be proud
The Complete Karl Pilkington on Ghosts (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant)
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Weird innit😂😂
18:33 - why did you just fade out the end of the 'alien gives man a beard' story before Karl had finished telling it? Disliked.
You never see a black ghost.
I don’t know if it’s bc quarantine has made me drink for no reason, but how did I ever sleep to this without ever laughing?? 😭
The manhole cover nuclear explosion was a real story. No idea why they did it though.
Superb
1:21:00
I'm lucky me memory is bad because I can watch this many times
Do you remember Mrs Battersby?
Flies + Johnny = Badness
Karl’s brain makes me reconsider all of epistemology.
That last story, about the brain surgery in a fucking chair. With the skin breaking up, like cooked chicken...X"""DDD I die everytime i hear that. It's the most ridiculous story in the fucking world.
I like all these characters but I think the way Ricky and Steve keep putting Karl down for his beliefs is wrong. I saw a ghost once many years ago with a witness, these things do exist. I have also seen some weird stuff like the White snooker ball jumping up out of the pocket on it's own and back onto the snooker table. They shouldn't mock him just because they don't believe it themselves.
I swear one of these days Gervais is going to blow my speakers.
So frustrating.
Strange how Ricky doesn't believe in God or ghosts , but expects everyone to believe that he's a comedian .
I think he just dabbles in comedy doesn't he?
I’d love to see Ricky Gervais do a documentary of him on his own camping overnight in haunted places like Auschwitz for example. For the man that doesn’t believe in that stuff, I bet he’d 💩 himself 😄
@flat out heck proven? By whom?
@flat out heck science doesn’t know everything pal 😉
I had the high pitched noise when my sister and I were younger. Really terrified us