TFS - Bulma's Love Life

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  • @RversePegasister
    @RversePegasister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4645

    “You said you were using protection!”
    “I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!!!”

    • @SirKapa
      @SirKapa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I remember watching that exact episode on release. I was drinking orange juice after I got home from school, then did an actual spit-take when I heard that joke. It was the most hysterical thing ever.

    • @justaghostyboi
      @justaghostyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Vegeta: I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!!!
      In Bulma's Mind: Fuck, I should've probably been more specific...

    • @thelaughingman6975
      @thelaughingman6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey, it is protection. Never know when someone is gonna attack you from behind as you raw dog a blue haired woman.

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well he wasn't lying he was just using the wrong kind of protection

    • @Lucifer.666-Satan
      @Lucifer.666-Satan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love reading the comments section

  • @nicoleciampa8804
    @nicoleciampa8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4350

    “You have his gender”
    took me out 😭

    • @jalonshelton204
      @jalonshelton204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Aside from being a saiyan, that's really about it.

    • @sudippaul2876
      @sudippaul2876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well actually Bulma loved Vegeta for what he was and actually was in love with him.

    • @OKmonAMI
      @OKmonAMI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sudippaul2876 everyone figured Trunks just rlly isnt like Vegeta

    • @sudippaul2876
      @sudippaul2876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@OKmonAMI Yeah he's more like princess Trunks.

    • @justaghostyboi
      @justaghostyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jalonshelton204 He's half saiyan xD

  • @myrej3513
    @myrej3513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    This video should’ve been named “Trunks’ traumatization”

  • @micheljavert5923
    @micheljavert5923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5532

    That "I'll be your Mommy"-joke has to be one of the best ones in the series. Like the previous seasons were a buildup to them just dropping that line and then hearing Trunks scream internally.

    • @noahmoynihan7929
      @noahmoynihan7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Is Trunks ok.

    • @JesusLopez-cg2gq
      @JesusLopez-cg2gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are the other jokes a build up to that line💀?what do they have to do with that joke if anything at all lmfao. Dumbass loser

    • @MAY-gv2ee
      @MAY-gv2ee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nobody actually cares

    • @davidmacias3121
      @davidmacias3121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just no bother Until hell NO

    • @jgblkshot8375
      @jgblkshot8375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MAY-gv2ee Grow a fucking pair.

  • @abswithadot
    @abswithadot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5179

    When vegeta said "whats marriage, a type of food?" I got instant flashbacks of dragon ball

  • @cpt.macmillan711
    @cpt.macmillan711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3020

    Bulma: HELP ME RAISE MY CHILD!!! Vegeta: ima go grab some space milk

    • @KanataHotaru
      @KanataHotaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      hahahaaha

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Isn't Bulma like the richest person on the planet in dragon ball? Why the fuck would she need Vegeta to get a job

    • @AlysidaMagica
      @AlysidaMagica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      To paraphrase episode 3.5(?) of DBZ Kai Abridged
      Bulma: You’re gonna help me raise this child!
      Vegeta: I’m not ready for that kind of commitment!
      Perfecter Cell: (kills Trunks)
      Vegeta: NOOOO MY BABY!

    • @delt2090
      @delt2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao

    • @dadavore7968
      @dadavore7968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6426

    In all canon fact, Vegeta being a uncaring and tough father who didn't care much for his son is normal for saiyans. Him becoming a good father who loves his baby boy and girl as well as a devoting husband is a rarity. So by Saiyan standards, Goku sending his son to get bitch slapped by Cell is normal.

    • @lkultra2248
      @lkultra2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Well considering the fact that they take their newborns and send them to distant plants to kill off entire species says something about them doesn't it.

    • @lkultra2248
      @lkultra2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      And single handedly mind you

    • @whitedragoness23
      @whitedragoness23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      Vegeta must love bulma enough to fight off his natural instinct to abandon his family all the time

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@lkultra2248 Well the sending of children is hardly normal. They mostly do that when the planet
      A:Is full of a majority weak population.
      B: Has a moon to take advantage of their great ape form.

    • @AceAlmark
      @AceAlmark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@cryamistellimek9184 C. they are old enough and smart enough to learn the technique to create a energy ball that mimics the moon

  • @mudafucca4420
    @mudafucca4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    Piccolo saying
    " *Where's Daddy?* "
    While being dead serious and having his arms crossed sends me to hysterics every time.

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      In the Kai dub piccolo says “so where’s Vegeta? Out buying formula?” and it cracked me up lol

    • @dodgyyoutuber9560
      @dodgyyoutuber9560 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Piccolo’s the best

  • @brucehoofung1654
    @brucehoofung1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    "In for a penny...in for a pounding...and I really was!"
    Bulma was literally super thirsty for that Saiyan D....mad props to Vegeta tho

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Maybe too thirsty??? She banged Gohan and, tried hitting on her kid! 😂

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Jason Adjiwanou I mean she literally saw a saiyan grow in her face and saw how strong he got... i guess she learned to call dibs before any random woman gets them

    • @hannibal7551
      @hannibal7551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@max_garcia but isn't that kinda like I dunno hittin on your uh friend's child and kinda weird

    • @KhaosN7
      @KhaosN7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She heard from Chi-Chi how good that Saiyan pipe was and decided to get some for herself.

    • @hannibal7551
      @hannibal7551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KhaosN7 oh gawd

  • @yvngkage1235
    @yvngkage1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    “It’s called manscaping”
    “It’s weird”
    “It’s hygienic”
    That’s not *UNtrue*

    • @saniakshay12
      @saniakshay12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      So we now know factually that Vegeta is unhygienic down there 🤣

    • @fish3443
      @fish3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@saniakshay12 Broly 😬

    • @doublelizard767
      @doublelizard767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why does bulma find shaved pubes weird anyway? Is that even a thing ?

    • @JenovaDreamweaver
      @JenovaDreamweaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@saniakshay12 “Unlike a half-Breed a full blooded saiyans hair doesn’t change from the day they’re born (with the exception of beards and mustaches)”
      -Vegeta

    • @doublelizard767
      @doublelizard767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That don't explain how

  • @MzNatalieMoon
    @MzNatalieMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2912

    Vegeta and bulma’s Facetime argument was so legit u can’t even tell it’s a parody 😂

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      They did argue like that in the actual show but it didn't end in the bedroom

    • @lionofdemise
      @lionofdemise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      My best friend hated that scene because he knows that I been in that kind of argument before with the same outcome.

    • @lionofdemise
      @lionofdemise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @the hevy I don't know the bastard if they do exist lol

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Capsule Corp probably could face time in the 90s

    • @ChristianGibbons777
      @ChristianGibbons777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lionofdemise So your the guy not the girl in that relationship?? How’ve you held up since moving on?

  • @jerwwilliams
    @jerwwilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2835

    The Way he says "is that why you called me your little peanut butter cup?" Kills me every time. Best voice acting I've ever heard 🤣

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      "I'LL BE YOUR MOMMY!"

    • @bizzaroblake2519
      @bizzaroblake2519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@SuperPeterok AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @tonyjacob8467
      @tonyjacob8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bizzaroblake2519 Can I have another He-Tap?

    • @justinpark939
      @justinpark939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tonyjacob8467 YES, YES YOU CAN!

    • @B0BBYJ4CK
      @B0BBYJ4CK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I *LOVE* how he says it. 💕🤤💕

  • @gabrielboorom2683
    @gabrielboorom2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    "Am I a lot like him?"
    "...You have his gender."
    That hit harder for some of us than others... Thank God my mom never said the last part.

    • @jamesdanielski7347
      @jamesdanielski7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Trunks is a pretty strong, heroic character. Even though TFS likes to dump on him...

    • @Mohico-San
      @Mohico-San 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well it is true

    • @ericmm13
      @ericmm13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@jamesdanielski7347 i dont think they really dump him, hes like goku or vegeta kind of dump, still have his badass moments, specially at the of the cell saga, "bi*** im adorable"

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@jamesdanielski7347 I don’t think he gets dumped on like Yamcha it’s just that he’s had to deal with shit in his timeline and frankly none of the Z fighters actually care enough about him since they all like fighting

    • @dusttoh8927
      @dusttoh8927 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile Vegeta: Princess Trunks...

  • @nicholascauton9648
    @nicholascauton9648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    “What you’re gonna do is get a job and help me raise our child!”
    Hold up. I’m not against the idea of Vegeta having a job but considering Bulma runs Capsule Corporation, that’s more than enough to raise a kid, I’m sure.

    • @comicbookreviewer4856
      @comicbookreviewer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I think what Bulma meant was for Vegeta to make more of a effort in having a real job than living off of her and help pay his hafe of the money for their son

    • @KEV.I.N24
      @KEV.I.N24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@comicbookreviewer4856 if you think about it...
      He is a prince. Royalty live off tax paid by their subjects.

    • @TinnieTa21
      @TinnieTa21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@KEV.I.N24 His one and a half subjects... At the time.

    • @Mr1mar4
      @Mr1mar4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TinnieTa21 two and a half

    • @comicbookreviewer4856
      @comicbookreviewer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@KEV.I.N24 In a way he not a Prince anymore giving the fact his race got blown up and all that left from his planet canon wise is Him Goku and Broly so Bulma saying to him about getting a job is partly justified

  • @SSJ3Hernandez
    @SSJ3Hernandez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    The internal screaming is what kills me 😂😂😂

  • @willowpackerthestoryteller135
    @willowpackerthestoryteller135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    Vegeta trying to protest "three and a half-" Saiyan's like it's a great accomplishment, and them just stopping mid sentence kills me every time. Like he genuinely believed if only for a second that was going to win him the argument.

    • @tilley31
      @tilley31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I just realized Napa is alive in DBZA...I kept wondering why three and a half lol

    • @rhettorical
      @rhettorical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@tilley31 I thought he was referring to his brother, Tarble

    • @Malum09
      @Malum09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The half is obviously Gohan

    • @MegaMew204
      @MegaMew204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How would they continue the count after Trunks is born? Would it be 3 and 2 half's? Or 4

    • @jackryderproductions1030
      @jackryderproductions1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MegaMew204 i guess 3 and 2 half sayians

  • @UnDeadBan749
    @UnDeadBan749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "What the fuck is a condom"
    Fucking best part

  • @PdotfrmDaX
    @PdotfrmDaX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Bulma: I’ll be your mommy
    Trunks:internally screaming

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Vegeta: "You know, you're being bitchier than usual. And not in a hot way."

    • @JaQuanEldridge2001
      @JaQuanEldridge2001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bulma: "You got me pregnant, you idiot!"

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@JaQuanEldridge2001"How is that my fault?"

    • @bjimmervalmores2441
      @bjimmervalmores2441 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jimbocraggins”You said you were wearing protection”

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@bjimmervalmores2441 "I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!"

  • @VelosoNarciso
    @VelosoNarciso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    From internal screaming to external screaming..... A beautiful descend to madness

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very much warranted as your mother talks about getting pounded by your dad 👀👀

  • @Asmanedeah
    @Asmanedeah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "The Prince of all 2 Saiyans on the ground"
    "3 and a ha- SHUT UP"
    Vegeta either knows Napa is alive in this version, or he's counting his Brother

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think He was talking about Gohan.

    • @juancarloshaquetbriones4252
      @juancarloshaquetbriones4252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hansruhlmann454 goku´+vegeta+???+half(Gohan)

    • @adamshatwell8437
      @adamshatwell8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah the third is Nappa. Nappa calls Vegeta at the end of season 2 to tell him he's alive and a movie producer on Earth

    • @brandongreen4439
      @brandongreen4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@adamshatwell8437 following that, Tarble's ship went missing/presumably blown up by Vegeta during an attack on Santa, said in the Plan to Eradicate Christmas. If Tarble is alive, he doesnt know about it.

    • @blazingbisharp736
      @blazingbisharp736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's also possible that he was counting future trunks as a full saiyan because only Goku and piccolo know that he's a hybrid.

  • @SgtSoda
    @SgtSoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    Bulma: “He’s my baby boy!”
    *Later*
    Vegeta: “MY BABY BOYYY!!!”

    • @thejanglingman4
      @thejanglingman4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Vegeta NO"
      "VEGETA YEESS"

    • @orion5272
      @orion5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thejanglingman4 "Vegeta no"

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Late reply but king cold also said “my baby boy!” when Trunks cut Frieza in half

    • @IronEddie13
      @IronEddie13 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SgtSoda
      Piccolo:
      And don’t worry
      “We”ll get your baby boy back”

  • @darkhunter5293
    @darkhunter5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    "I was wearing my armor!" Wow, she was right when she called him an idiot!

    • @RandomizedCTRL
      @RandomizedCTRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Hey he's a warrior he's only protecting HIMSELF.
      Don't tell me the smartest AND richtet scientist on Earth could neither afford nor thought of the pill or Plan B.

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You seriously think Saiyans would actually use condoms? Like why would a prince/king need to use them?

    • @pennygirl015
      @pennygirl015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And why would he know what they are in the first place? He’s an alien lol

    • @dee2273
      @dee2273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RandomizedCTRL doubt that would stop the genetics of a man who can blow up planets

    • @timothyryan8983
      @timothyryan8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, he didn't know what a condom was.

  • @tachimesan6133
    @tachimesan6133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    "You must be as stupid as he is if you think he knows how to use a phone"
    LMAO still kills me

    • @ZaddyGohan
      @ZaddyGohan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      After saying this he then proceeds to use his armor as “protection” during sex 😂

    • @Lynn.-_-.
      @Lynn.-_-. ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ZaddyGohan Well Saiyan women must be feisty so it is a legitimate protection. Now I wanna see 2 super saiyans duck the life out of a planet....

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Lynn.-_-.Just because it can't reject you does not imply consent.

    • @Lynn.-_-.
      @Lynn.-_-. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theinsurance2450 wut

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lynn.-_-. It a reference to what Krillen said during the Return of Cooler movie abridge. Remember the part when Mental Cooler said they are going to fk Namek both metaphorically and literally.

  • @jonathonbartos3061
    @jonathonbartos3061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "...Is that why you used to call me your little peanut butter cup?" The quiet betrayal Kaiser gets into Trunks' voice there always cracks me up!

  • @YSL8704
    @YSL8704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    The fact that everytime trunks and her talk after she finds out he's her son it's just awkward silence makes it even more hilarious

  • @Synthonym
    @Synthonym 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "in for a penny, in for a pounding" had me in stitches

  • @miguellopes7627
    @miguellopes7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Bulma is so thirsty it's surprising how Yamcha didn't get some

    • @AlFish
      @AlFish  3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Honestly an even bigger blow to Yamaha

    • @ThePilk160
      @ThePilk160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@AlFish yamcha owned count: ♾

    • @somegingerdude8110
      @somegingerdude8110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You know what they say: Once you go Saiyan, no one else is worth layin'.

    • @devinsweeting4978
      @devinsweeting4978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because No one Fucks Yamcha. Except Life

    • @TheAutisticCapricorn811
      @TheAutisticCapricorn811 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@somegingerdude8110 That's a whole new proverb 💯💯

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    “I was wearing my armor!”
    Because your armor have a history of being good at protection

  • @purplex4065
    @purplex4065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    3:41 krillins laughter is perfect

  • @hamzamuhammadkhan
    @hamzamuhammadkhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    0:22 that internal scream is just gold

  • @adrianmichael8470
    @adrianmichael8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    So trunk is just accidentally unwanted baby by vegeta

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's incredibly savage. In a bad way, kinda.

    • @cesarvictoriano8072
      @cesarvictoriano8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Sounds kinda canon though.

    • @Yedolf-0638
      @Yedolf-0638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 it is

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gazing-09 you like your own comment cringe

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 you like your own comment cringe

  • @elecmanrobotmaster1702
    @elecmanrobotmaster1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "So, why is Trunks your favorite character?"
    "Oh, you know, his tragic backstory, his badass style, his cool techniques, e-eh..."
    "His dragon ball abridged version?"
    "..."
    "..."
    "... yeah"

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is a joke, but it's my reality.

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This can also apply to Vegeta probably 10 times over especially with that whole pound you so hard comment

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've read it in TFS voices 🤣

  • @yacinekunplays5876
    @yacinekunplays5876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    "omg I solicited my son for sex" was the best line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gazing-09
    @Gazing-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Holly shit, hitting on Gohan?
    AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT AFTERWARDS?!?
    Yeah. He had his death coming lol

    • @michaelrhett4958
      @michaelrhett4958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It was an edit

    • @DLGholston
      @DLGholston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Deleted scene

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@michaelrhett4958 she did say that she *tried* to replace Vegeta with Gohan... And she did invited him to share a bed with her.
      Take it as you want.

    • @juanig4198
      @juanig4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why he

    • @soulswordobrigadosegostar
      @soulswordobrigadosegostar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Gazing-09 I mean,if you think about it...it kinda already happened regardless...Gohan was Trunk's only father figure

  • @ZaddyGohan
    @ZaddyGohan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    The fact that they played Cats in the Cradle during the scene where Trunks talks to Bulma about how his relationship with Vegeta evolved is an amazing and touching detail that is sadly overlooked. For those who don’t know, that song is about a father and son’s relationship growing and changing through the years

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And the right version (Cat Stevens) too no less

    • @jokhard8137
      @jokhard8137 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Consistent detail being he was never there. So his son won't be either.

    • @SamDeMonic
      @SamDeMonic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm going to bet that it's going to be Mentioned in the comentary

  • @mikemaceda3222
    @mikemaceda3222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "Masenko-Ha!" LOL never gets old

    • @dovahkiin7396
      @dovahkiin7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I don't remember that scene from Abridged...

    • @AQFearfullMage
      @AQFearfullMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dovahkiin7396 Same. Where's it from?

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They made a doujin about that lol... I can say that Bulma was in for pounding...

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Shou_22 there has been doujins for Gohan rearranging the guts of every girl in Dragon Ball, except maybe Launch. Even the porn artists forget about Launch sometimes.

    • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
      @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Shou_22 you can’t just drop that without any sauce mate.

  • @jackychang9148
    @jackychang9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Love how they set up the Princess Trunks thing at the very start when Goku said, "Ha ha. That's a girl's name."

    • @dx5741
      @dx5741 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No it started with "What a nice, young lady."

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Princess Truuuuunks."
      "Pleeeeease no."
      "You lied to me."
      "I did no such thing!"
      "You dirty boy.~"
      *"...Goku get me off this planet right now I'm serious INSTANT TRANSMISSION--"*

  • @TrunksStrife
    @TrunksStrife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Gohan with Deep voice: “𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖒𝖆”

  • @TangensROH
    @TangensROH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    1:17 and that's how love is made in fiction. Take notes twilight.

  • @lunartears6761
    @lunartears6761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    It still floors me that vegeta is canonically a better father than goku.🤣

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mmmmm... Not quite sure

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@Gazing-09 Vegeta played a far bigger role his kids lives than goku. Goku just trains and eats all day. Plus he’s regularly left his family for long periods
      of time.

    • @Cole-uz4xi
      @Cole-uz4xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Competition ain’t exactly stiff

    • @andymk8951
      @andymk8951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@connorgolden4 to be fair most of that time he was dead or trained so they won't be dead

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@andymk8951 Goku decided to stay dead instead of returning to his family. Then left to go train with that one kid at the end of DBZ. He didn’t need to, but chose to.

  • @NateOvTrinity
    @NateOvTrinity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Is that why you call me your little peanut butter cup?"

    • @murplefml60
      @murplefml60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The sadness and betrayal in his voice, I cant get this boi some therapy

  • @Outlaw7263
    @Outlaw7263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    From his mom thirsting after his mentor, to hitting on him, to then explaining how he was conceived. Trunks can't catch a break lol.

  • @joedav67
    @joedav67 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The fact that “the fuck’s a condom” was uncensored makes it the best line in the series

  • @lightyoshiman
    @lightyoshiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    When you realize that one of your favorite characters is a bastard child..........that hurts

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah I wouldn't say bastard. More like not-yet-acknowledged.

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Gazing-09 bro, it's by definition bastard. They didn't plan it nor were married, the two requisites of being a bastard. I should know, I am one who were's it proudly as to separate myself from the stupid sides of both families.

    • @amusant3144
      @amusant3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@shadowsnake5133 stay strong bro, although you weren’t planned, I hope you still get the love you deserve

    • @dannybenhur6123
      @dannybenhur6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shadowsnake5133 Love yourself bro, you don't need anyone else...

    • @platinumfalcon798
      @platinumfalcon798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it makes you feel any better, if you knew who Perseus and Hercules is and if they're favourite characters of yours, they're bastard children.

  • @hamizanyunos1502
    @hamizanyunos1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I wonder how Future Bulma would react to alternate version of herself hooking up with Goku in MasakoX what if Goku married Bulma? Would she tell Trunks that she planned on hooking up with Goku back in 23rd Martial arts tournament but ChiChi came by ruined her plans.

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That... is actually a good question, what would the casts reactions be to that... vegeta would probably be murder rival, but I'm curious if chi chi knew.

    • @hamizanyunos1502
      @hamizanyunos1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shadowsnake5133 ChiChi would be super jealous about Goku and Bulma's close relationship and generally might be more clingy to Goku whenever Goku and Bulma around and too close. I can definitely say that ChiChi would confront Bulma about it with Bulma trying her best to deny she has any attraction though I am not surprised if deep down she still is attracted.
      Gohan would be surprised about hearing about this and be astonished to hear his counterpart being smarter and stronger than he is. He probably be wondering if Goku actually loves Bulma and conclude that Goku was pretty oblivious to it.
      Vegeta would be very enraged to hear about this and probably confront Goku about it and the former would be very clingy to Bulma similar to ChiChi would be to Goku
      Trunks would be shocked to hear about and bummed about that he won't get born in the another Timeline and question whether if his mother genuinely still loves his dad.
      Yamcha and Krillin would be shocked but with Yamcha wondering if Bulma would have dumped him for Goku if ChiChi didn't make him marry her in their timeline

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s why she is always desperate... first come first served and she learned to make the move before too late..... something I would have wished to know a long time ago but now I have my current girlfriend and no longer regret anything

    • @hamizanyunos1502
      @hamizanyunos1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@max_garcia Yeah but I mostly thinking what would happen if ChiChi found about Bulma's former attraction to Goku? Probably be super clingy on Goku from now on.

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamizan Yunos could be

  • @user-eu8kr5ub5m
    @user-eu8kr5ub5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Cats in the Cradle playing while they talk about how awful Vegeta is has to be one of the funniest parts.

  • @DemonDon432
    @DemonDon432 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "I solicited my son for sex " will go down in history as best line every lol

  • @brice6186
    @brice6186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    (EXTERNAL SCREAMING)

    • @AnimeXYZ05
      @AnimeXYZ05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can I have another titap

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *INTERNAL SCREAMING* (Okay? External is outside)

    • @anonymousg9711
      @anonymousg9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anime XYZ Gaming YES YES YOU CAN

    • @renovodavid6343
      @renovodavid6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eternal Screaming

    • @djma7soon754
      @djma7soon754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      101Asa end of the video

  • @Onyx_The_Ethreal
    @Onyx_The_Ethreal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I was not ready for that 💀 1:32

    • @GOHAN-tu4tq
      @GOHAN-tu4tq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And that’s how you do it

  • @hiddenleif6854
    @hiddenleif6854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “the prince of all two saiyans” lmaooooooo GOTEM

  • @TheDualHero15
    @TheDualHero15 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Megumi is one of the best voice actors on TFS. She's incredibly talented in a cast of talented voice actors.

  • @DragoSonicMile
    @DragoSonicMile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Future Trunks: _I'm here because we don't have a female fanbase._
    Present Bulma: "Well, you do now." (wink)
    Future Trunks: *You need to be stopped!*

  • @rainbowdash7057
    @rainbowdash7057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love how everyone knew it was vegeta’s lol

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    5:12 Saw this in the og video:
    Gohan: I need an adult
    Bulma: You are an adult

    • @krimlefou7879
      @krimlefou7879 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gia1911Logous is it a deleted scene ?

  • @blueraccoon1088
    @blueraccoon1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    2:22 the typicall argument between a high school couple before high school.

  • @vishweshpv2518
    @vishweshpv2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Vegeta is the literal definition of "hit it and quit it"

    • @trippymlgjunkrat5749
      @trippymlgjunkrat5749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But he never quit it

    • @bizzaroblake2519
      @bizzaroblake2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he just needed to cool off. I mean he has to have a grudge against having a silver streak under goku taking the gold

  • @giancarloga8850
    @giancarloga8850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    i would have added the dream she had on namec, when vegeta asked her "spread them", it was right before they meet the ginew team

    • @lukeroberson2115
      @lukeroberson2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ginyu Force*

    • @giancarloga8850
      @giancarloga8850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukeroberson2115 depends on the translation, in my country was written ginew in the manga

  • @JosephStewart1003
    @JosephStewart1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    5:22 - 5:33 Vegeta ice three people in one sentence that just hilarious 😂

  • @drjagu5962
    @drjagu5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    When vegeta called bulma an idiot, he wasn't wrong. Did she seriously expect an alien who's only been on earth for a couple days to know what a condom was?

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly, it'd be insane for saiyans to know what marriage is but not know what condoms are. Contraception is the older and more basic of the two things by far.
      Granted, Vegeta didn't say _when_ he learned what marriage is...

    • @504gucci4
      @504gucci4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also, she asked him to get a job..isn't she rich as fuck?

    • @waves2378
      @waves2378 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She wanted him to learn about responsibility. It wasn’t about the money, it was about sending a message.

    • @Bendy-ns6tv
      @Bendy-ns6tv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Before freiza came to their planet they lived like cavemen they only gave them the 1 armor

    • @notapuma
      @notapuma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AStrangeWindmillContraception has existed on Earth for like.... 100 years or so, sterile contraception.... not talking about using Goat Intestines like a caveman.
      While Marriage has existed since.... like Adam and Eve or the contextual equivalent of cavemen (over 12,000 years), so I think it isn't exactly a stretch for Vegeta to understand marriage/mating for life but not condoms (he was a child slave soldier, remember?)

  • @RanOutOfSpac
    @RanOutOfSpac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The first clip is still probably the funniest thing in the entire series. Which is saying something.

  • @leoncoben6983
    @leoncoben6983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I really would like to see the situation that ever got Vegeta in bed with Bulma. Not the abridged version the actual canon. From Toriyama's idea. Granted he says he's not good at writing romances but it doesn't take a romantic to give even a generic scenario.

  • @angriestjoker
    @angriestjoker ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Megumi killed it man, every line had me rolling 😂

    • @nu3971
      @nu3971 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just love the way she says, "Krillin!!"

  • @ObsidianXprimex
    @ObsidianXprimex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    0:16 had a back to the future moment

  • @LolLol-rs2ty
    @LolLol-rs2ty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    THE FIRST AND LAST CLIP LMAOOOOOOOO TRUNKS FEELS NOTHING BUT PAIN

  • @JRocka114
    @JRocka114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Bro Trunks is easily the most traumatized character in the whole show lmaooo
    Edit: thanks for the like everyone came back and saw 335!

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I mean... he never met his father, he grew up post the cyborg apocalypse, is a halfling, lost his father figure brutally to said cyborgs, then got his @$$ handed to him ten times over by them despite becoming stronger...
      Yeah, he has enough reasons to be traumatized.
      And then there's his mom propositioning to him in the DBZA canon.

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@shis1988 and then there’s the hell that he went through with black and zamasu where he lost everything except for future mai

    • @dx5741
      @dx5741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakealter5504 Ugh I hated his f@#$ing blue hair.

    • @revhill819
      @revhill819 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont forget, his mom hit on him

    • @vexic172
      @vexic172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Little green too

  • @andrewdube4250
    @andrewdube4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    The best punchline ever 5:21😂😂

  • @adrian.h2938
    @adrian.h2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I really love the fact that they have cats in the cradle running in the background, quite fitting. 5:40

  • @arushidhanked7165
    @arushidhanked7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I have never felt so bad for anyone as i feel for trunks

  • @galakkun6071
    @galakkun6071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Is that why you call me your peanut butter cup?"
    🤣 I just can't lol

  • @haydenbennett3547
    @haydenbennett3547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "3 and half". I always forget Nappa is a Saiyan and in TFS was revived xD.

    • @KalKratos
      @KalKratos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wasn't even thinking of Nappa being resurrected. I thought the third could refer to his brother Tarble, or Future Trunks (since at this point he didn't know that Trunks was his son).

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I loved Bulmas reaction to the truth. It was a mix of shock for what she did as well as relief that she didn't go further than that.

  • @patz4sur741
    @patz4sur741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Impressive is after this he defeated cell, babidy, and buu alone. Wish DBZA was back

    • @jacksbrow182
      @jacksbrow182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually, he never defeated Buu, he stopped Buu from being revived at all xD

    • @patz4sur741
      @patz4sur741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacksbrow182 oh crap brain fart XD

    • @BloodyBraces
      @BloodyBraces 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacksbrow182 close enough

    • @saniakshay12
      @saniakshay12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jacksbrow182 basically Future Trunks isn’t stupid like the main Z Fighter group

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saniakshay12 I guess it's his human side. DBZ shows Gohan fights his inner saiyan-demon constantly, while Trunks just wants the world to be safe. Difference being that, well, Trunks is embracing of his saiyan self to benefit his humanity.
      Gohan's struggle is why he is so interesting.

  • @Verdugo_Arulaq
    @Verdugo_Arulaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Ok
    On one hand I also screamed when she said “I’ll be your mommy”
    But on the other hand, I’m not related

    • @bradycicchini6994
      @bradycicchini6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Not by blood..."

    • @Gryphon_2006
      @Gryphon_2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @PortraitMo NO! Not that heresy again😂😂😂

  • @SilviStarWolf1
    @SilviStarWolf1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    3:17 Vegeta is saying that Marriage is food? He's been around Goku to much! 😆🤣

  • @enderfox1699
    @enderfox1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When bulma tells vegeta to get a job, she forgets how unbelievably rich her family is

  • @mellisaderooi5600
    @mellisaderooi5600 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the scene at 6:00, the music in the background is Cats in the cradle, about the fractured relationship between a father and a son, from birth through adulthood. Team Four Star really improved my DBZ experience with these subtle hints and clue's. also the creation of a background for Android 16. Or mr Popo being the all power in the series... really well done

  • @christianrivera1605
    @christianrivera1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:23 "IS THIS A BOOTY CALL?"

  • @aiditqaweem4203
    @aiditqaweem4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "No harm telling you now, damage already done" made me burst into tears

  • @cutiepie6796
    @cutiepie6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    2:48WAIT, ISN'T BULMA EXTREMELY RICH, WHY DOES VEGETA NEED A JOB

    • @IceCreamPalor
      @IceCreamPalor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Punchline

    • @blueraccoon1088
      @blueraccoon1088 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hear beerus is hiring

    • @cutiepie6796
      @cutiepie6796 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@IceCreamPalor HUH

    • @cutiepie6796
      @cutiepie6796 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@blueraccoon1088 WHY?

  • @kennethlopez9848
    @kennethlopez9848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    1:36 this is so canon to me 😂

  • @happyvalentine4008
    @happyvalentine4008 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:00 cutting that sex scene right after Bulma propositioned Gohan. The editor for this video knew what they were doing.

  • @noahboncore9846
    @noahboncore9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly, TFS making Vegeta dumb in a different sense is hilarious 😂
    And Vegeta making that whole “marriage is a food type” reference is amazing

  • @zanderlimberakis6622
    @zanderlimberakis6622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Oh a mommy's boy huh? I'll be your mommy."
    *INTERNAL SCREAMING*
    "In for a penny, in for a pounding. and I really was"
    *EXTERNAL SCREAMING*

  • @jaydengarcia4391
    @jaydengarcia4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Trunks internal screams Got Me!! 🤣🤣

  • @shoriyuken9483
    @shoriyuken9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    So she's flirted with her own son , dated a thief and broke up with him when she thought he was cheating (he wasn't ) was into some handsome gay alien until he turned into a monster , married a man that ordered her friends deaths , and started fucking a man that was like a nephew to her in another time line . What is she doing .....just what is she doing .

    • @FanAnimeandCartoons
      @FanAnimeandCartoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Technically he did cheated on her (Yamcha) and she only got into Vegeta after namek. Even tho he only cared about himself

    • @EnsignRicky011
      @EnsignRicky011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Living her best life.

    • @Pero-zl4jp
      @Pero-zl4jp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@shoriyuken9483 Tbf Yamcha did cheat in canon and this verse. The trunks thing is wild but at least she tried to make it up 😭 Vegeta after namek… for what that’s worth but yea… living her best life

  • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
    @doraeguyakaneddie6586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1:05 I like how he three and a half because Nappa is still alive

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That also means he's not counting trunks at all

    • @nedegame
      @nedegame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ilyte1 because Trunks wasn't even conceived yet

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nedegame no I mean the fu-. Oh never mind

  • @bakruptfern329
    @bakruptfern329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:44 OH MY GOD KRILLIN PREDICTED THE FUTURE OF SPONSORSHIPS

  • @hellhoundz_133
    @hellhoundz_133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    [EXTERNAL SCREAMING]

  • @diobrando6382
    @diobrando6382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:51
    "And so Vegeta rejoined the Frieza Force, where he was free from taxes."

  • @Armageddon_Z
    @Armageddon_Z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    3:36 is Gold

  • @bgrego88
    @bgrego88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    In for a penny in for a pounding
    Still one of my favorite quotes

  • @MorgadoElOriginal
    @MorgadoElOriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That deleted scene just killed me XD

    • @AlFish
      @AlFish  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's my favorite

    • @Zack_1327
      @Zack_1327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It killed everyone. How could it not though it was hilarious.

  • @youchoob8090
    @youchoob8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That ending tho
    Killed me in my tracks, amount of air that was escaping me through laughter you’d think I was shot through the chest and lungs

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's amazing how well Future Trunks turned out, given what kind of mom raised him. You'd think he'd be anything but shy.

  • @icy9608
    @icy9608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Vegeta really said “pregnant? aight, imma head out.”

  • @rishitshah4338
    @rishitshah4338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:38 The most powerful Galigun
    Even more powerful than the one Vegeta threw it at Jiren

  • @josemathews96
    @josemathews96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    You missed bulma crushing over zarbon

  • @matiaskasparian2055
    @matiaskasparian2055 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    5:16 This joke is kind of dark when you realize that Bulma knows Gohan since he was a 4yo kid.

    • @ReadilyAvailibleChomper
      @ReadilyAvailibleChomper ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine being Goku. You’ve been best friends with this woman forever and she f*cked your son!?

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its her best friend son, which technically make her his aunt

    • @matiaskasparian2055
      @matiaskasparian2055 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@titanus261 That doesn't make it better wtf

    • @xavierrivera3407
      @xavierrivera3407 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’d argue that it’s more of a grey area than it is dark.
      Gohan’s a grown adult and allowed to sleep with whoever he wants and Bulma… well she’s for sure a cougar but it’s not like she saw 4 year old Gohan and was like “Damn, can’t wait to hit that” if you know what I mean.

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AJ-lq3jz techically an aunt figure

  • @pedrocastillo9022
    @pedrocastillo9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Bulma said " you said you were wearing protection" an Vegeta hit her with the" I was wearing my armor" I lost it