He Calls You Fat and IMMEDIATELY Regrets it [Pregnancy] [Slapped] [Emotional] [ASMR Boyfriend]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ก.ค. 2023
- Story Summary ━ After you dumped him for cheating, he was sure you’d never want to see him again. But due to an unexpected pregnancy, you and him might just have to meet one last time.
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📜 Full Script Title: [M4F] Reconnect [Ex-boyfriend speaker] [Pregnancy] [Mention of past cheating] [Exes to friends(?)]
Written by u/QuickLockAbyss on Reddit with some minor edits by me. ko-fi.com/quicklockabyss - บันเทิง
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"this kid deserves both parents"
Yep, I'm gonna find another daddy, don't worry about that 😅
Same bro same ٩( ᐛ )و
Yall hear me out.....Javier Escuella 😻😻
I would have walked out as soon as I heard those fat jokes.
@@angiehueso6255 who is that?
@@Luna_tech2 😨😨 search him up
Bro slept with someone else and thought I'd forgive him
Right!?
PREACH😭
Ikr
FR
FRR
"You don't want me involved!? Why not?!" Girl the first thing you said was something about my weight-
And the second. And the third. And...
@@Danka42 fr😭💀
THE TITLE: immediately regrets calling you fat
Actual video: Calls you fat like 5 times
It was like 6 I think 💀
“You don’t plan on taking care of the child by yourself are you-“
Yes, if my mama did it so can I🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼
Hey so did my mom
Yes if my mama was able to push me HER SELF and take care of me MY SELF yes I'm sure
I can keep going
Hey so did mine with a little help from my grandparents since it was both me and my brother so@@axolotlboy4
"I'm gonna be a dad!"
No, you're going to be a father, cause there is no way in hell I'm letting you near that kid.
Hes gonna be the Father of our kid? It's more like he needs to get- *further*- away from our kid (BA-DUM TCH)
@@MoniumsLmao-
Naturally
not even, he's a sperm donor now lmao
@@Moniums You silly!
Him: definitely not skipping any meals are you?
Policeman: so you killed this man?
Me:yes
Policeman: tortured him too?
Me: of course-
real.
Fax
After I heard that line my mind went to: "Oh does he want to get hit upside the head with a chancla, because that's what's gonna happen if he continues talking like that"
Policeman: Understandable, have a nice day-
@@0gCemeteryslut 😨
If my future husband calls me fat I would slap his face off and feed him dog food and he would sleep outside in the rain
SO REAL
Foreal bro 😂😂😂
"Are ya gonna keep it?"
No. I'm gonna sell it on eBay- OF COURSE IM GONNA KEEP IT!!!!
(God I have so many jokes for this video. And don't worry about the kid not having both parents. I'll find a hot divorced dad and get with him lol)
No Ali express 📪 📦
Omg LOL 😂
I love this comment. You made my day so much better. Thank you!!!
shein
ya need the package label
"You think I am some sortta monster after being unfaithful?"
Honestly...yes, I think you are
Oooh my gosh! I was just reading this comment and then the line came along😭
@@kanna-chan666 hahhaahaha 🌌magic🌌
Him: Ive improved and became a better person! Swear!
Also him 5 minutes ago: **Calls me fat 6 different ways before i could even say that i am pregnant**
I ain’t fat, I’m just ✨THICC✨
With 2 c’s all caps😂
😁👌
Random fact: I want to marry douma, or Heinen Era muzan.
@@-_Atlas_-. hot asf
✨It’s giving ✨
I really would’ve said as soon as I got there
“CONGRATULATIONS!!! Your a daddy!” Then straight up leave.
Like fr I don’t need to hear your response just letting you know 😂😂😒😒
Sending a Father's Day edible arrangements
I would have just have sent him a happy fathers day card (not even on fathers day) and then cut off all contact with him 😚
Ok… cheated and slept with someone else, find out your ex is pregnant with your baby after you made as many fat jokes you could think of, and asked if the baby was yours and if they were going to keep it…this would make a perfect soap opera character😁
My PETTY ass brain really said HE FUCKED YOUR SISTER BEHIND YOUR BACK FUCK HIM UP
Fr
"Are you sure its mine?"
No its barney's. OF COURSE ITS YOURS-
No it is Santa's he only comes once a year anyways sooo
@@VixenschuuringBROO
Not Barney- 😭😂
The way I would’ve slapped him silly with my chanclas and storm out the door, cursing him out in Spanish and Māori💀💀
Nah I can’t get that out of my head now IM CACKLING
@@daynalouise9380 it was funnier in my head I swr😭
CHURRR MAAA MĀORIII 😛😛😛
@@sukkadeez773 CHURRR CUZZYYYY, KEI TE PEHEA KOE??
Lol
“This kid deserves both parents”
Did you not hear the long, LONG list of fat jokes? You’re lucky, I’m secure in that department, but you can ruin *my* child with those words.
Nah man I'm sidding with the listener on this one.
The moment that man started making fat jokes I would've been like "nah screw it I'm out of here. I can rise this baby without the deathweight"
Ngl I would have left after the second time he called me fat. I woulda just been like “Oh I’m fat? And you’re about to be a dad. Don’t worry though it’s not like you’re gonna be part of this child’s life. Bye now” I have no patience 😅😂😤
Good call.
Mentioning your girl's weight? What a death-seeking daredevil 😂
Fr 😂
So you have chosen death
"definitely not skipping any meals are ya?" MY JAW DROPPED LIKE IRL U CANT JUST SAY THAT 😭
He sounds like he dont want that child and plus he insulted her. He cant even tell pregnant from fat.
"DEFINITELY NOT SKIPPING ANY MEALS ARE YA" HELP💀 omg
Right?! The audacity of this man!
4:42 “this kid deserves both parents? Don’t they?” That’s literally MANIPULATION?!?
I’m not fat
I’m big boned (South Park reference)
💖✨A tiny body can't store all this personality✨💖
@@Vixenschuuring so true
@@Vixenschuuringfr🤚🏼💅🏼
You are not fat you are beautiful dont EVER think otherwise
@@AvaVogt-qt8tbthere’s a difference between fat and ugly. And what’s wrong with being fat?
*cries* I was already feeling insecure! Now I’m more insecure.😭😭😭(no but for real I’ve been insecure about my weight for ages now so this isn’t helping😂😂) don’t feel bad though. I like to joke about it as a way to cope
He doesn't know the listener is pregnant
@@UTC_Audio oh ok. I just saw the thumbnail and got scared lol
@@DisneyEmily same ive always been super insecure about my body-
I know I look fat lol
Nah, you guys aren’t fat, please don’t think that, You guys are perfect the way you are, don’t let anyone body shame you, if they do, scr3w them, But you guys are perfect
“This is our kid we’re talking about!”
You mean *my* kid?
"This kid deserves both parents" yup and the seconds one NOT gonna be you😗
*Says like 5 things about you being fat*
Me: "Okay, he's a dick but that's not too bad."
*Asks if the child is his.*
Me: "Oh dear god, this guy dug his own grave."
Edit:
*Turns out we broke up because he cheated.*
Me: "Not a brain cell in sight. He cheated on us and insinuated WE slept with someone else? No redemption for this man."
The " are you sure it's mine?" Got me cackling for no reason! Why did I find that funny?
I wrote the line in, so you just have a good sense of humor.
Was playing a comfort playlist to cheer myself up after my parents called me fat and then this plays 💔😭
Damn, honestly fuck your parents for that
IM SO SORRY 😭😭
Girl don't you worry. You're not fat. You're just ✨THICC✨. And they're just mad that they're not as ✨THICC✨ as you. Now wipe those tears and live like the queen you are.
@@user-hn5nf1vm6h tysm ❤you don't know how much your words mean to me
@@AaliyahBrown-fo4ov girl don't you worry! I also deal with Insecurities. I just try to cheer myself up by complementing others and myself! You're beautiful just the way you are. People who judge you for being you then they just hate themselves and try to make themselves feel better by judging others. Don't listen to them and do what you love! And always remember: you're not fat, you're just ✨THICC✨ ❤
"I know I fucked up." A'ight, no more discussion then. Bye. 🙃
Fr 🙄 😂
2:52 YESSS GIRL BEAT HIS ASS!!!!!!!! YOU GO GIRK
"IM GONNA BE A DAD!" that was so good it made me smile I don't know why, lol.
2:18 THE “alright bet” CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD😭😭
I'm hip!
SAME
My friends: Are you listening to a other murder podcast
Me: Um... yes *Me listening to a pregnancy asmr for the tea*
I'm defo here for a part 2, but if "we" get back together in that one, I'mma start throwing some hands 😤 Preferably, listener will be getting ready for a date, while he's staying home, pining for mama. You're gonna feel my pain, btch 🤨
Yes, I'm vindictive and petty af 😂
Same. Sorry not sorry but he still ain't gonna be in the child's life. He made his bed and now he can sleep in it. I hope the listener finds someone MUCH MUCH better than his sorry, lying, two-faced, two-timing butt.
This ASMR is a whole red flag! I know this isn’t real but hell nah ☠️ He cheated on you, and called you fat. And the listener still went back??? I’m good- This screams toxic relationship. Nah cheating is a deal breaker for me 😟
Lol not to mention he BARELY got a job and got kicked out of his parents house
“Are you sure it’s mine?” SOMEONE HOLDS ME OR I’LL BE THROWING HANDS
"i wish i could take it all back" yet the second u see me again, u body shame me lol
This should Definitely be a mini series ❤
Agreed! After listener has had some (a lot) sweet revenge and he's thoroughly groveled, I guess they can have their HEA 🙄
YES, I LIVE FOR THE ANGST, FOR THE DRAMA ❤🎉
Thank you I was already feeling insecure 💀💔
me too
You're beautiful
@@kikijaro4562 tysm
"Im going to be a dad!" Yeah hate to burst your bubble but no way am I letting you anywhere near that child when it's born 😃👍
**sees title** oop-
He lowkey deserved it tho :0
*Me starting to have flashbacks of 13 year old me getting humiliated by a doctor because of my weight*
Oh wait the listener is pregnant
It's in the title too 😭
BRO IF HE CALLED ME FAT AND SHI I WOULD HAVE LITERALLY SLAP THE HELL OUT OF HIM💀💀
"Wait you'll let me take care of it!?"
Me screaming no
The anger as soon as he said you definitely didn't skip your meals i got so mad I was yelling at my phone 😅
Amazing audio! :> The Voice Acting skills are amazing!
Nah I’m not fat I’m CHONKY get it right 💅
"will you please just talk to me?"
i was trying to but it was just fat jokes on sight
As soon as he said that I definitely didn't skip any meals, I laughed. I wanted to punch my phone. This could not have been me, I would have left as soon as he said that lmao
Your sentence at the end is so cute dearest UTC.💞
Sometimes your bgd pictures are so funny too, you made me smile.
I'm waiting so much for your 40K🎉. It comes soon I hope. You deserve all love for your natural, generous and thoughtful work here.👏🙏🫂🥰🧸🌷
This actually feature fan art from the Discord server by SagE. So it's a version of UTC. 40k seems like it's coming too fast. Those numbers don't seem real.
@@UTC_AudioDear 💖 UTC! You are too kind with your answers. I'm so happy for you and your community here and there. Have a great week and feel yourself very well my warm voice gorgeous Man🧑💼🫂💤
"This kid deserve both parents lets just to talk about this"
Me who would've had a better childhood if my dad wasn't involved: ......no💀
Nothing says "I still love you" like fat jokes 😒
I bet your neighbors heard u say your gonna be a dad and now their wondering if your married or just hallucinating and talking to yourself.
People don't worry. You're not fat. You're just ✨THICC✨. And he's just mad that he's not as ✨THICC✨ as you. Now wipe those tears and live like the bad bitch you are! Love you 😘💅
"They always say you were to good for me-" And i am 😁
me with an ed: i kno-
MANNNNNN your voice is a mix of "cardlin audio" & "Nyxreads Audio" LIKE OMGGGGG IT'S HEAVEN
The back to back reads are everything!!!!
Now this, this hits close to home.
"good night"
YO WHERE'S MY GOOD NIGHT KISS
The rare video that doesn't meet the one kiss quota.
This one is going to hit me right in the gut…. And i am SO here for it.
Also- question- where do you get the scripts you use? I am kind of thinking about making one, but I’m not sure how to get it to you. I also don’t know what kind of layout you would prefer?
Reddit ASMRScriptArchive
I have an email where you can send me scripts, it's on the about page
I was having breakfast and I ended up crying :/, the acting is still very good as always ❤
*him making fat jokes*
Me:are you allergic to Beautiful people cuz your eyelids says yes
oh my goodnesssss, it's been a while since I've been around. I loved your audio, amazing as always 🩷
Thank you!
“Not skipping any meals are you?” “Did you gain weight?” For some reason those are very trigging phrases (not like make me mad just yeah)
Love the vid btw! :)
I’ve been cheated on before. Not fun.
Me too
Noo I cant wait until 17:00 i want to hear your lovely voice❤ :,)
Edit1:when you are insecure be like:🧍♀️. Plus i love you ALL OF YOUR AUDIOS ARE JUST *A-M-A-Z-I-N-G*
The stomach pat had me flabbergasted like pardon-
I just love this guy so much 😭❤
He just mad bc y/n is thicker than a snicker 🙄🙄🙄
„this kid deserves both parents“
Don’t worry, imma get myself a wifey😌
Every time I watch these videos, I have to remind myself that this is acting this is acting this is acting…
Bro I had my fist ready 💀
Do i like angst?
Yes
Is it oki?
Maybe
But is this channel crazy amazing?
ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT QUESTION
Utc: our lad and king 👑 like always u be giving emotional effects to people like me 😅
This actually made me so ducking angry just listening to it
God forbid I get a husband like this because I might end up with a life sentence
Fat but hot duhh 😂
POV: my mom and my dad😊
I WAS LATE I WAS ASLEEP OM. BUT THIS WAS AMAZING.❤️
2:31 you got jokes😂😂🤣🤣
Sleep with one eye open.
UR SO REAL
1. 45 secs earlier, you were waxing poetic about messing things up and then proceed to call us fat 4 times and add insults on top of that. (Ummm, that better be your stomach you're patting and not mine.)
2. There is no "we", and "us" in cheating.
3. I don't look like I have any other options, yet you ask if it's yours?
4. Involved? It's hard enough to raise 1 kid, let alone you, too.
5. You sure did f up. One, just one more strike, and that's all you get.
6. In all seriousness, this is one of my favorites. Love the emotional range in your voice.
I ran here as soon as I could
that was so disrespectful
I'M BEGING FOR PART 2❤️🥺😭🙏🙏🙏😭🥺❤️ I need to know how this will end
Ooh this one's gonna hurt 😭😮💨
Imma wait for dat part 2 sir 👏🏽
The comments made me laugh so hard I woke up my sister 😂
Forgett almond moms, almond boyfriend/dad alert,
Would rather parent my kids with a chimpanzee than an Almonddad or mom
I need another part I wanna CHECK if his a suitable father or I need to find someone better✨
Part 2 on Sunday
@@UTC_Audio HELL YEA
I already don't like him👁️👄👁️👍
Can we have a part 2 pleaseee🥺🥺
Well, screw you, buddy😂
Great audio and voice acting but NAH! Cheaters don’t deserve kids. Kids deserve good role models for relationships/love. Cheaters can NEVER do that. Reason #2237 of why I’ll never ever date
I was eating when i saw this until i saw the caption😭
HE REALLY SAID HE CHANGED THEN CALLED ME FAT LUIE 6 TIMES
THE ENDING WAS SAUR CUTE HELLO