*Him talking about how DND Dice would be a choking hazard* Me:"No We Can Get Them Big Dice She's Going To Come Into This World And The First Thing We Teaching Her Is How To Play DND
This is actually really sweet I love how you make it feel really happy that a couple will have a baby soon especially when its kind of a nerd family which is still cute and heart warming
Just found the best song to listen to when he was talking about the nursery things...........................The song is Thinking Bout You by JON VINYL, Jeremy Passion.
I knew this would be my husband as SOON as he mentioned Kirby and Legend Of Zelda bc those are like my two main hyper-fixations that I REFUSE to shut up about 😭
Damn the “OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH TO DO” got me laughing my ass off rn even tho I should be sleeping for my early collage interview for the next 4 years…. Yeah I should probably sleep
Fun fact I got threatened to be cut Beyblade from a child at boys and girls club but my parents were like “it’s not a Beyblade it’s a wood chip”. #traumatized
@@UTC_Audio So the evil MIL is that spiteful Karen. If this is how she is, then she’s worse than I thought. She truly is a snobbish tyrannical control freak.
I can’t make this up, when he was naming videogames, I almost shit myself when he said legend of Zelda bc I’m playing tears of the kingdom while watching this😂
I don’t know why but I have a very very very very, EXTREMELY😖😖😖 bad feeling about this. I know I’m gonna sound rude and offensive but what if... His mother is behind that trag-....😢 I don’t know why I’m feeling this but for some reason I’m getting that feeling. 😣😣😣 like how she hates the listener, she talks badly of them. Like she’s trying to destroy her life; trying extreme measures to make his son leave them. You know what I’m gonna stop. I’m overthinking, over worrying going beyond the line😢😢😢😢😢 I’m sorry. I’m so so so sorry. I don’t mean to say that
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Yes, the “ I’m done talking to you, so I’m going through a tunnel and lost connection” move. A Classic😂
It really is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I use it every time I don't wanna talk to ppl on the phone. works every time 😌
I use it all the time and they never know
Damn-🤣🤣🤣
"With that woman's influence" EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?!
I was just about to say that too
WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT
Exactly
Women who shouldn’t have opinions
@@kellyntaylor8184 yep
*Me grabbing the phone and cursing at her with no mercy* ❤
"What do you think, alarm clock?" HAD ME CACKLING
I choked up at “ I hear you … and your emotions are valid” something I’ve never heard from my own mother but this will count just fine
the "OH GOD THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO" got me laughing my ass out at 5am haven't slept yet lol 😂
Get some rest.
SAME
@@UTC_AudioNEVER *runs off in gremlin*
@@smiles-the-giver-of-sweetsLMAO
Is it just me that thought he sounded like gru 😭😭
She rly said " EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"
*Violetly remembers that one audio of a traumatic car crash and baby Ray passes away* AAHHHHHH!!!
NO PLEASE-
😢😢😢
please tell me that isn't conon!
@Gissegovy I don't knoww 😭😭😭
That one made me cry 😭
This man NEVER FAILS to entertain 🙇♀️🙌🙇♀️🙌 all my respect right here
uct: aren’t you worried about anything
Listener: yes
uct: you are? What?
Taco Bell ad: the new breakfast burrito…
Me: wtf…
Food baby doesn't need a nursery?
XD
The food will need the bathroom
lmao I got a Taco Bell ad to for the new volcano meal lmao
Aha! I was wondering when the old prune would show herself again 😤 Echoes did an amazing job tho, you as well Utc! Take care!
when he said "arn't you worried about anything? You are?" I said YOUR MOTHER
He is an amazing husband/father to us tysm for these audios
*Him talking about how DND Dice would be a choking hazard*
Me:"No We Can Get Them Big Dice She's Going To Come Into This World And The First Thing We Teaching Her Is How To Play DND
"now im gonna be having nightmares that our child is playing with bayblades" meanwhile me and my brother grew up on them 🤣😂
13:14 sounded like Michael Scott from the office 😂
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HAHAHSHAS
"OH GOD THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO" got me laughing my ass out ......My neighbors came to me to gather around laughing in the middle of the night.....😅
The "Babe!" In the end is so adorable 😭🌷
How you said "oh god there's so much to dooooo!" It killed me😭😭🤣🤣
This is actually really sweet I love how you make it feel really happy that a couple will have a baby soon especially when its kind of a nerd family which is still cute and heart warming
I think everybody's tired of this by now but: *eMOtioNaL daMaGe*
Oh gee, gave me a scare when the phone SFX went off. Thought the devil was msging.
Happy father's day to all the fathers around the world and to Jordan❤️💐🎉
This man is every girl's dream man❤
"oh my god theres so much to do!!" Got me laughing 😂 it sounded like Steve carell lol
I almost cried when he said Rachel Ngl🤧😭
The tunnel thing made me giggle 😂
I’m going through a tunnel
OH GOD THEE IS SO MUCH TO DO
got me cracking up
Happy father's day, Jordan!!
Can I just say that you have really amazing acting skills. Really beautiful
Thank you very much. One day I want to take a real class.
@@UTC_Audio nice, tbh you're a natural already
14:08 when he said that I fell on my floor laughing my ass off and I don’t think it was supposed to be that funny😂
So this was before the other audio?
I'M HERE FOR IT 🤩✨
I like the room in the picture, gray is my favorite color, maybe that's why I like it)))
And I like the audio your voice is soothing))
Thank you!
Love the picture in the background.
Just found the best song to listen to when he was talking about the nursery things...........................The song is Thinking Bout You by JON VINYL, Jeremy Passion.
Dude said what you think about that alarm clock 😂😂😂😂😂
I love the fluff. You never failed and you always make me giggle, thankyou so much!!!
no bc i watched this after the one where rachel died and i was like no..STOP TALJING ABT RACHEL IMMA CRY AGAIN WTF
Holey shit I just listened to the I'm not leaving my wife right after this one wtf that was a trip. I cried 😢
OH MY GOD ITS BEFORE THE CRASH VIDEO 😭
Him: see Ray says no poking
Me: no she's saying don't call me an alarm clock
THIS HAD ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET BECAUSE I KNOW I WILL NEVER FIND MY SELF A MAN LIKE THIS!
As always UTC made another great video. Keep up the good work! Love the content❤
I feel called out when they mentioned emotional damage
Happy father's day!! Another amazing audio! I love it.❤️
@EmilyTurner-bk4kj thank you. You have a nice pfp too☺️
You voice is so calming I love these videos I started watching these like a week ago! Keep it up jordan ❤
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I knew this would be my husband as SOON as he mentioned Kirby and Legend Of Zelda bc those are like my two main hyper-fixations that I REFUSE to shut up about 😭
Me: *throwing my shoe on the floor* EMOTIONAL DAMMAGE?!
I really hope I can find me a man that's willing to go up at 3am to get me snacks and is so understanding of my pains and struggles❤
Jordan: you're the one doing all the work.
Me: nuh uh, you're the person who buys us crazy bread.
Could listen to this all day
I have SEVEN sets of dice thank you very much! Don't out me like that!
Wowowo, yesss, this is what I'm talking about 💅
“OH GOD THERES SO MUCH TO DOO”
Me: babe your yelling at the baby STOP.
never forget the dr. who stuff ong
Damn the “OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH TO DO” got me laughing my ass off rn even tho I should be sleeping for my early collage interview for the next 4 years…. Yeah I should probably sleep
Name checks out
The last part really got me laughing thank you so much
I heard you say legend of Zelda and suddenly I’m on my knees with a ring in my hands🤭
Happy father's day!
We need a next part please of this 😭
wait...... is she going to be nerdy lol valid concern there's nothing worse than otaku parents having a genius kid 😂😂
“Yess even if she like beyblades” What’s wrong with beyblades!!!😂😂😂😂
He had a scar from losing a Beyblade battle in middle school.
Aww, his voice is so sweet..
I love these audios utc keep it up ❤
I love this it’s funny and cool and the channel w channel
ik I'm late but...THIS WAS SO SWEET AND FUNNY!!!! I LOVED THIS SM!!!I LOVE HOW FUNNY YOUR ASMRS OR ADORABLE!!
This was kinda heart warning since I'm also expecting.
Congratulations!
Thanks,I can say it is pretty scary band there a lot to think about .
MOREEEE OF THIS
Man got those mommy issues.
(Same tho tbh)
I'm so glad I didn't sleep yet and got here early!
Happy Father’s Day Jordan ❤
him :: are you feeling alright??
me :: no lmao
I burst out laughing when he used the iconic tunnel trick🤣🤣🤣
"OH GOD THERES SO MUCH TO DO!!"
he sounded like that one meme: "NO GOD PLEASE NO"
I heard Ray and was like “whaaatttt” My nicknames Ray, short for Rayla
I forget to write this but you literally posed this on my birthday this was the best birthday gift ever
Aww thank you. You are too kind.
@@UTC_Audioyou welcome
I love his voice and video "s
Yay I always wait for these series
the end is so funny 🥰🤣
So few make it all the way to the end. Thank you.
@@UTC_Audio you welcome 🫶🏽
Please make a part 2 ❤❤❤
My bad but the "if Rachel isn't nerdy" I just can't🤣🤣🤣
I’m proud knowing this child is gonna be a total nerd growing up! ❤ awesome asmr
Edit (I kinda forgot we had a miscarriage 😭)
Not miscarriage, car accident
@@otomechoice we got a miscarriage from getting into the accident, right??
@@MamaZorb69nope, she died at 5 years old
@@smiley670 🫢 wait what?! I must’ve missed a video 😭
what title?? need title asap 😭
Omg, I was loving this and then you said Doctor Who and I screamed, I love you 💕❤️😘
Thank you!
Me irl loving dnd
Are person loving dnd
I have found my people
I love this so much
Love this
THE BEYBLADES!!! I couldn't stop laughing because me and my sister grew up with those XD
Ok I got rly sad when they said her name was Raechel since they said what happens to her in the future in a past video
Fun fact I got threatened to be cut Beyblade from a child at boys and girls club but my parents were like “it’s not a Beyblade it’s a wood chip”. #traumatized
I heard "Ray" and I for real said "What?" Because my nickname is Ray but with an E
wait a damn minute. Isn't ray the name of our kid that died 😀
She is the daughter they mourn in the later video.
@@UTC_Audio So the evil MIL is that spiteful Karen. If this is how she is, then she’s worse than I thought. She truly is a snobbish tyrannical control freak.
@@UTC_Audiowat🖐🏾😀
OK but if my husband isn't getting me snacks at 3:00 in the morning when I'm pregnant...-Disowned-
I can’t make this up, when he was naming videogames, I almost shit myself when he said legend of Zelda bc I’m playing tears of the kingdom while watching this😂
Mom would’ve caught these hands if I ever heard her say this😑✋🏾 he stronger than me cause she would’ve been blocked after the first few words!
this is adorableeee ):
I don’t know why but I have a very very very very, EXTREMELY😖😖😖 bad feeling about this. I know I’m gonna sound rude and offensive but what if...
His mother is behind that trag-....😢
I don’t know why I’m feeling this but for some reason I’m getting that feeling. 😣😣😣 like how she hates the listener, she talks badly of them. Like she’s trying to destroy her life; trying extreme measures to make his son leave them.
You know what I’m gonna stop. I’m overthinking, over worrying going beyond the line😢😢😢😢😢
I’m sorry. I’m so so so sorry. I don’t mean to say that
I mean... if she's evil, then it could be a possibility
You are not overthinking anything. Very soon I'll be announcing a big project with this family. This video lays important ground work for that.
Me as a pokemon fan i will get all pokemon plush in my room and on my bed and i love voice and video ❤
Thank you.
@@UTC_Audio thx
Yayyyy more in law dramas please😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Actually the dice may be a chocking hazard now that I’m thinking about it..” you stay DA FAQ AWAY FROM MAH DICE 👹
This is amazing i love you❤
I want a husband like Jordan
The tunnel HAHAHAH