I swear that there’s this ugly old house in my neighbourhood with a sign on the window that says, “never mind the dog, just beware of the owner.” And the sign was SERIOUS
If i was with my friends id be like "LETS SNEAK IN AND GET SNUGGLED TO DEATH!" *owner comes home and sees us* "Hi me and my friends are your new daughters just sign this paper....." JK i luv my mum
my favorites are "The dog is ok, beware of the owner!" "Is there life after death? Jump this fence and find out!" "Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either!" "Beware of the *giant bite mark* " "I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?" "No trespassing, we're tired of hiding the bodies." "Cross the line, and your ass is mine."
Two caught my eye. 'If the dog doesn't like you, chances are we won't either', that reminds me of my dog Zeus. Dog has gun and is off his meds, that was funny as hell and Zeus never took his meds.
@@keri7031 You can already see that it's a malamute on the fur. I have got both a husky and a malamute huskies are way thinner and have got less fluffy fur.
Soooo we have a Rottweiler and we have a sign that says: This house is protected by the good Lord and a Rottweiler If you come here unwelcomed, you’re gonna meet them both! (Very inviting)
I made a beware of dog sign to ward off little kids selling cookies: "Beware of dog. By the time you have read this sign, it's probably too late. Look behind you."
I saw a beware of dog sign before and I looked behind the fence there were two little chihuahuas Wow didn’t know people would actually see this but i do have a teacup yorkie she will beat your ass i do understand chihuahuas my aunt had one! So yes i do know how those tiny rascals are! I couldn’t help it the chihuahuas were happy though
Okay so? Science has proved smaller dogs like chihuahuas are more vicious than a pitbull or something bigger dogs will only react and cause injuries or death to a small dog because they challenge the bigger dog
Maybe we had a dog where I used to live he literally with all cute and cuddly was whining and then he tried to bite her hand off and they were our neighbor so that dog saw us every day
Have 2 gates each leading to a separate area, on the other side have the entrance to the house. Now place a beware of dog sign on one gate and a beware of cat on the other, place a sign between them that says "chose your fate" finally in one of the separated areas have a Wolf and in the other a Tiger.
Omg if I ever get rich I'm gonna adopt a tiger (one of those found trapped in a snare so they cant survive in the wild, no need to take a wild tiger) and a husky (I want a husky either way)
Most of this sign should be: "Beware of the dog, don't step on it." Word of advice: get a small dog that Bark a lot, and one big dog that bites a lot! Then you should have a sign : "bark'n'bite yard, you were warned" with a pic of a chiwawa and a pitbull!
*Little_Logan* Yeah I had the nicest pit bull ever the closest thing she’d do to anything like that was group when people passed our motel rooms when we stayed at them she’d never bark or bite. She was the best.
I need a sign that says four things: Beware of: Dog (will lick you to death) Small fat black white she-cat (will probably kill you if you even touch her) Big fat black white tomcat (only if he doesn’t have food or if he isn’t sleeping though) And the small tabby cat (she will lure you to the others with her cuteness)
We have a yellow and black beware of the dog sign that looks really dangerous only thing is.... *I literally have a chihuahua puppy the size of a kitten*
"The dog is ok. Beware of owner."
I want this sign.
That one caught me
Lmfao. I was thinking of this sign that I saw in my neighborhood and it made it to this video.
So do i
Where can I buy it
My mom has one like this except there is a gun on it
There was a sign i read in Pune city India.
“We are vegetarians but our dog is not”
Written on the gate of a residential
Property😂😂
Nice one😆
MEOW! Thanks for the warning 😂🤣
Puneri pati
Omg yes I've seen that one 😂😂👍
😂
"The dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication."
I'm dead. XD
lol
2:39
@@artblox1119 thx
+16 Attack Damage
Yep...that 1 cracked me up !!
The sign Beware of the dog and “DON’T TRUST CAT EITHER”just killed me 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:27 "Beware of Joey"
Joey: "What did I do to deserve that?!"
His face be like: 🥺
Beware of the dog, it can melt your heart with cuteness
How do you come up with this?
I will put this as my sigh by the door!
Yep it's sooooo cuute
Its not cute
The one "I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds!
CAN YOU?"
is not cute
*FACTS*
600th like
My teacher has a sign on her window saying “forget the dog, beware of the kids”
CHILD ABUSE
Lol I’m just kidding :] oh wow that was one month ago :[
lmaoooo
Now THATS amazing best teacher ever!!
XD
"If our dog doesn't like you we probably won't either" 🤣🤣 I need that sign
Lol
Dude that just came when i readed (idk how to spell 😭✋)
"Beware of the dog, dont trust the cat either"
🤣😂👏🤣👏😂👏🤣👏👍👍👍👍
My cat and dog in a nutshell
🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😾😾😾😾😾😾😾
@@bisakha_basu3512 why so much emoji spammers
👏👏👏😃 . meow !
My dogs and cat, he is an assassin ;w;
"Is there life after death? Jump this fence and find out."
LOL 😅🖒
You now have 666 likes
@@introvertedhuman1776 Now I have 668 likes.
You now have 911 likes
@@axolotlrose3919 I nearly have 1k likes now.
You have 999 likes and I'm in control of whether you get 1k.. fine, I'll be nice
My neighbors have a sign that says "Beware of wife. The dog's fine."
Man that was great🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
ok _boomer_
Hahahaha.
Wait,the wife agreed with it?
"No trespassers we're tired of hiding the bodies" I can't stop. I mustn't stop laughing!
That was dope
Where do you buy that
@@doofass6356 I don’t know, but I want one
"All guests must be approved by the dog." Amen to that!
Asen, that's it. If my dog barks at you then she has a darn good reason.
@@lindahull5793 😂😂😂 LOL. Your dog will love me. 😝😝😝
Andromeda hopefully. 😅
@@completely_normal111 😁😁
I seriously need one of those signs!!
2:11 "BEWARE of DOG" "NO TRESPASSING WERE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES" That was funny 🤣😂😆😅😄☺🙂😐😑
It was also literal
Ur weird
L O L
Emojis went from XD to =_=
I once saw a sign : Dog is friendly but wife is fricking angry.
Lel
aggressive woman
BEWARE OF BITING GRAY COCKATIEL
she bites very painfully.
do not put your hand or finger in cage ASAP.
I found this on Facebook:
Beware of the Owner, the Dog is fine.
Owner: John Wick
Oh shit
Ah sh*t here we go again
Oh shit not good 😂😂
@Stephanie Greiner asking the real question
i killed jonh wick
A sign on my gate used to say “Sod the dogs beware of the kids.” Always thought it was funny 😅
Yes
BEWARE US
Haha
Mhmmmm
Paige and Mike .... I love your profile photos
Even aron
I swear that there’s this ugly old house in my neighbourhood with a sign on the window that says, “never mind the dog, just beware of the owner.” And the sign was SERIOUS
You have 123 likes! I didn’t in’t want to like because that would ruin it sorry
Haaaaah! Best signs . I saw one saying,
"Jump the fence gateway to heaven".
Heaven!!!
101 dalmatians
"Don't be fooled, the dog isn't friendly"
A friend's dog once tricked me by wagging it's tail until it was too late. True strory.
Marie Stukes
Brilliant
my friend's name is bully and he is aggressive, so i know how u feel
@Marie Stukes not always when happy
@Marie Stukes ☺😬😳💀
At 1:08 it was blurry for me, any one else?
me too
Ok so it's not just me then
It was for me too but I saw the image before it said Death from the ankle down
For me too
Same. Your not the only one.
Beware of the dog ,Husky pops out AWW
Ruby The Labrador it’s Alaskan malamute sorry I have one and for some reason it triggers me when people get that confused
**DIES FROM CUTENESS**
it's an alaskan malamute!!
If i was with my friends id be like "LETS SNEAK IN AND GET SNUGGLED TO DEATH!"
*owner comes home and sees us*
"Hi me and my friends are your new daughters just sign this paper....."
JK i luv my mum
+ShivSupreme _79 malamute*
"Ring Doorbell and Run
Dog Needs Exercise" 😂😂
@Allison Dsouza *Yes, I am pretty despicable.*
This is a joke, by the way.
My aunt had a sign that said,
“I’d say beware of the dog, but it’s the cat that you should be worried about”
my favorites are
"The dog is ok, beware of the owner!"
"Is there life after death? Jump this fence and find out!"
"Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either!"
"Beware of the *giant bite mark* "
"I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?"
"No trespassing, we're tired of hiding the bodies."
"Cross the line, and your ass is mine."
"Aware of dog, pleas pet dog
Lol same
Hahaha
Two caught my eye. 'If the dog doesn't like you, chances are we won't either', that reminds me of my dog Zeus. Dog has gun and is off his meds, that was funny as hell and Zeus never took his meds.
I saw a funny one that was not here: “Dogs, please keep your humans on their leash.”
"if our dog doesn't like you we probably wont either" Amen to that!
Facts
Dogs on signs: Horrible flesh eating monsters no better then wolves
Dogs in reality: The most precious creatures on the planet, minus the chihuahua
I have a Chihuahua and he's nice to everyone he meets sooo🤣
With the Chihuahua their cuteness is just a cover so they can dominate their prey.
minus the chihuahua had me laughing damn hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahhhh chihuahuas aren't so bad it's those Scottish terriers you gotta be wary of
@@dolphins275 When I was 3 a Scottie bit me in the face and I nearly lost my left eye because of it
*sees sign* “I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?”
Me: “challenge accepted”
After his dead body is seen 1year ago
You still alive?
Are you still alive?....
Did you survive?
@@shrutimhatre9229 We will never know
' ring doorbell and run, dog needs exercise'😂😂😂😂
What time?
Keeeks Xo , that was mine I have a doberman
Laurie Molson sureeeeee
Story of my cat
"Cross this line and your ass is mine"
Well we should probably not risk it
The part with hidding bodies are the best.
*No Tresspassing. We're tired of hiding the bodies.* 😂😂😂
da one who stole yo jams 2:07
Army💕hi fam 😁
Imagine the FIB was there
da one who stole yo jams bts
da one who stole yo jams A.R.M Y
Forget about the dog
Beware of the owner
Hindi a specially when owners on there Period.
Nicole Coffman 😄🤣😄
I love animals 😂
Yep
@@dramallama2459 you know we are also Animals
The "don't trust the cat either" KILLED ME LMAO
ring the doorbell and run
our dog need exercide..
😂😂
rakesh kumar *exercise
what the right when i read ur comment that phrase came up
Where can I get some Exerside? Or is it English?
Yes
My grandparents have that sign and I laugh so hard everytime I see it lol 😂😂😂😂
The husky one is the cutest
🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺!!!!!!
There is no Husky in this video.
@@sheebify
1:59
Then what is that?
@@theharmonicaloser9323 a HECKING malamute
@@sheebify just because you like malamute doesn't mean that's a malamute a malamute is waaay larger
@@keri7031 You can already see that it's a malamute on the fur. I have got both a husky and a malamute huskies are way thinner and have got less fluffy fur.
1:08 "Warning, Death from the ankles down!" You're welcome!
Thank you
I actually didn’t understand first, cuz I’m too lazy to click the time stamp. Then I got it. Thanks buddy!
Actually.... I have not told you thank you 😅😅
"The Dog Is Ok ,Beware Of Owner"
That cracked me up🤣
At an animal rescue recycle store "Dogs O.K. but KIDS must be kept on a leash!"
Hahahahha LOL😂
Dave Jan..... No the damn animal should be on a leash not a child!!
NO DOGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT
Twili Midna its a joke, chill.
Plus there are kids who have to be kept on leashes, its if they bite/are super wild.
I have seen a sign like that
Soooo we have a Rottweiler and we have a sign that says:
This house is protected by the good Lord and a Rottweiler
If you come here unwelcomed, you’re gonna meet them both!
(Very inviting)
Have any of the signs but with a pitbull ibstead
Wolfy, that says it all.
That one random blurry picture lol
Boo Sweets as soon as I read your comment the picture popped up lol.
Boo Sweets I could've counted the pixels.
ikr
Mr Frank same
Yeah whant was that
My neighbors has a sign that says: beware of the dog, the crazy lady isn’t to nice either
I want that sign 😩 😄
@@mileysnow5623 just write it and print it out they did so
How about this:
"OUR DOG DOESN'T BITE; HE CHEWS!!"
No he swallows
@@cloudgamerh2251 that's what she said
@@cloudgamerh2251 V O R E
Its not funny ITS ADORABLE
toolazytomakeausername That's why it's funny.
toolazytomakeausername it’s both
toolazytomakeausername I'm with you
I hated this vid
Both of them
Sign: "Beware of the--"
Me: "I'm not sure I want to know what to beware."
Yes.
Beware of The Thing!
Worst case would be a bear with a machine gun
Beware of NOM (it ate the sign)
DANGER
Dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication
That one got me, Lol
I made a beware of dog sign to ward off little kids selling cookies:
"Beware of dog. By the time you have read this sign, it's probably too late. Look behind you."
Team Magma Lover Maxie Fan how cruel..
Ward off little kids selling cookies?Are you serious mate? They're just selling stuff!
Lemon Nattii Are you 5?
There’re gonna steal our Pokémon go accounts!!
Nice
Beware of dog, the cat is not trust worthy either that is by far my favorite
DeFDaanDM I have the same sign
The dog is ok, beware of the owner! 😂😂😂😂
Edit: OMG 1k likes in a month, thank you so much people 😁
MsAartByHeart 111 Lol
MsAartByHeart 111 i think thats hello neighbor
Yeah humans suck...
MsAartByHeart 111 Moloik Estorl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
MsAartByHeart 111 😂😂😂
In Croatia we have:
"Dragi gosti, čuvajte kosti!"
It means something like, Dear guests, Take care of your bones...
Forget about the dog... BEWARE OF THE CHILDREN.
Katherene Le Fournis I saw a hilarious sign that says that I should give it to my aunt no doubt her kids would wreck it
That should be mine
But I'm a child. Are you saying beware of me!?!😲😲😲
Elise Marie I'm a children
Do I scare you??
Oh god, not the kids.
Danger. The dog has a gun and refuses to take his medicine.
Dogs 10/10
Here is a cool one I have it 'Forget about the dog beware of the children' 😂😂
Andrea Chavarria Nice one dude 😂😂😂
Nice one
Jaelyn Colon were all childs xD
I have a little 10 year old sister and I'm still surviving, I know the pain.
lololololol
No trespassing
We're tired of hiding bodies 😂😂😂
I love this one
I saw a beware of dog sign before and I looked behind the fence there were two little chihuahuas
Wow didn’t know people would actually see this but i do have a teacup yorkie she will beat your ass i do understand chihuahuas my aunt had one! So yes i do know how those tiny rascals are!
I couldn’t help it the chihuahuas were happy though
Lies.
I saw beware off dog sign and a tiger was in it ..........ajzjziak!a. ! !LIESJNJhH
Same, it’s hilarious
Stalker 7 eh ok me too I found a dog called *STOP LYING* but seriously stop lying
Okay so? Science has proved smaller dogs like chihuahuas are more vicious than a pitbull or something bigger dogs will only react and cause injuries or death to a small dog because they challenge the bigger dog
Beware of dog with a moose could only happen in canada
Or Alaska! We have moose in our yard all the time.
Or Norway
Ya it's still happens in Canada
To be fair, a moose can mess you up easily.
Expection: *sign was having scary image of dog*
Reality: *cute dogs and kind behind of it*
My house tho! 😂
I don't trust a person who dont like a dog, but i trust a dog when it doesn't like a person
Leslie Taylor ~ 🐕absolutely!
Leslie Taylor same
Agree!
Leslie Taylor what? That means if a dog doesn't like a person then the dog will attack you
It would attack the person it does not like
@ 2:00 ....maybe the dog is trying to act cute ..so that we enter the house...and it can then attack us?...dogs u never know!!...🤔
Actually dog will react immediately if he doesn't like you..it's us..the humen who are unpredictable....and criticial.
@@uddipanachoudhury2300 ur kind of right but ma dog.....is kind of different I guess 🤔
Maybe we had a dog where I used to live he literally with all cute and cuddly was whining and then he tried to bite her hand off and they were our neighbor so that dog saw us every day
You people have never had a husky.
@@Foozuh OMG😂!
The Dog is ok beware of owner😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" every dog has its day, is it today?"
I want this sign if it's a bad dog
BEWARE OF....... JOEYYYY
Hannah May lol
Beware of Joey's bark. Trust me, I have a Bassett hound.
"beware of dog"
"Don't trust the cat either"
LmA0
Xd
*L O L*
*Ring the bell and Run, Dog needs Exercise.
* I can make it to the gate at 2.8 sec,can u?
😂 😂 😂
Chinedu Ochuba omg my ****Favorite two signs!!****
The owner: Beware of the dog. It's dangerous
Dog: Hey I' am cute
I know who can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds... Usain Bolt
Commander Patriot he is dead
big dogs can make it across a large yard in that time, no lie
Bro good 1
Commander Patriot it's the air or light
I can make it to the fence in 0.00 seconds
Beware of dog
Don’t trust the cat either XD
Ricky Archuleta III I need that sign xD
I wish more people could copy what they see
I read that as thar part was playing. O.O
@@whattheidiotsings9414 same 😂
Have 2 gates each leading to a separate area, on the other side have the entrance to the house. Now place a beware of dog sign on one gate and a beware of cat on the other, place a sign between them that says "chose your fate" finally in one of the separated areas have a Wolf and in the other a Tiger.
Rezuvious I LOVE IT
Omg if I ever get rich I'm gonna adopt a tiger (one of those found trapped in a snare so they cant survive in the wild, no need to take a wild tiger) and a husky (I want a husky either way)
Rezuvious you do not have a wolf or a tiger
Lesley-Ann Scantlebury Sealy no derp. They never said they did.
Well, my fate would be to back away, run home, curl up in my bed, and sleep.
"Don't trust the cat either" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
My dad set one up that reads "Forget about the dog, beware of my wife" xD
New Years Resolution: Exercise more
Step 1: Go to a house with dogs
Step 2: Make them follow you
Step 3: Repeat after you got bit
Most of this sign should be:
"Beware of the dog, don't step on it."
Word of advice: get a small dog that Bark a lot, and one big dog that bites a lot!
Then you should have a sign :
"bark'n'bite yard, you were warned" with a pic of a chiwawa and a pitbull!
Pitties are so nice! They won't hurt a thing!
*Little_Logan*
Yeah I had the nicest pit bull ever the closest thing she’d do to anything like that was group when people passed our motel rooms when we stayed at them she’d never bark or bite. She was the best.
@@mattiward724 the exception being if there is a person with ill intent, then they go berserk. Hence why they make great guard dogs
Been there done that
No litarly
I need a sign that says four things:
Beware of:
Dog (will lick you to death)
Small fat black white she-cat (will probably kill you if you even touch her)
Big fat black white tomcat (only if he doesn’t have food or if he isn’t sleeping though)
And the small tabby cat (she will lure you to the others with her cuteness)
2:31
"AWARE OF DOG
pleas pet dog"
THAT'S AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE
AND A WHITE FURRY DOG AS WELL
*Dogsong intensifies*
T R U E
DOG IS LEADER OF UNDERGROUND
2:45 "beware, dog has gun and refuses to take his medication" 🤣
THE DOG IS OK,BEWARE OF THE OWNER!😂😂😂
John Wick confirmed
1:12
“Beware of dog”
“Ma’am.. your dogs not looking to good, are they okay?”
They're Canadian dogs.
I’m pretty sure that it’s a horse
My favorite wasn't on here.
Don't worry about the dog we're protected by Smith & Wesson.
diane sturlin Smith & Wesson are the dogs' names? I'd bet they are😎
1:30 joey is watching you......
How ya doin??? XD
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I suspect the worst most people would suffer is drowning in doggie slobber...
The most vicious of all attacks, the hugs and kisses.
"Ring Doorbell and run dog needs exercise " 🤭Lol 🤣🤣
The best, I think 👍🤣🤣🤣
This didn't really make me laugh it made me "Awww"
Wolfie's Rhs Pack same.
Wolfie's Rhs Pack me 2
Wolfie's Rhs Pack yep :3 i love dogz my wish is to get a corgi or german shepherd :(
Don't let size fool you, kids
Cyclonic yep little dogs can be dangerous too 🐶😨 🐕😱
Life lesson of the day
Chihuahuas are as deadly as they are small
The "don't trust the cat either " is true cats will mess u up especially if they mean a tiger
T R U E
Cats can rip out your eyes,sure,but most dogs are stronger and can do more damage. Not referring to big cats.
U PEEPS R MEAN! MY CATS A SWEET LITTLE PRINCE
My uncle has a sign in his front door saying "The Dog is fine, Beware of the Owner"😂
I don't know, can I run to the fence in 2.8 seconds?
The dog is OK, BEWARE OF OWNER
lol so true the owner can be a killer
Pufflezthepinkkitten XD XD
2:01 lol that face❤❤❤❤💗
Edit: 2:11 "we're tired of hiding the bodies!" Pure genius
my favorite sign was the no trespassing were tierd of hiding the bodies one
NineLuk DINO lKR
"Is there life after death? Jumpin and find out!"
Omg ,im only one and a half decades old but , ISTG when i grow up im getting that sign
2:52 LMFAO!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
If u laugh ur ass off the dog takes it
sorry but the dog is now going to have to take your ass
When there was the bad dog sign, when i looked closely to one coner andsaw a tiny pup.
Beware of dogs...you'll step on them XDDD
My dogs are small lol
LilGalaxy Wolfie LUMINE And kody those are ur dogs nicknames.
Stuckz animation Are you referring to the Webtoon series Lumine?
No i just have 2 friends name that (sarcastic)
LilGalaxy Wolfie same 😂
3:08 I'm crying
Who else when seeing the moose remembered this
Man: *filming sheep*
Guy in background: whAt KiNd oF dOg Is ThAt
Beware of dog
"We're tired of hiding bodies"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1:37 oml I need that ♥️😂
Lex Lol u
Me too
Lex Lol SAMEEEEEEEEE
Meh tooooo9oooooo
Iz. Lex me too XD
1:13 Dying
Same!
Ross the Boss same hir
Ross the Boss 6
Ross the Boss the owner thinks that is a dog
Two broke girls
Most Aggressive Dog Breeds
14. You
13. Can't
12. Rank
11. Them
10.Because
9. Aggression
8. Isn't
7. Breed
6. Specific
5. It's
4. A
3. Learned
2. Behavior
1. Chihuahuas
We have a yellow and black beware of the dog sign that looks really dangerous only thing is....
*I literally have a chihuahua puppy the size of a kitten*
Wut
Chihuahua's are psycho, your sign is warranted!
Wow there are armies everywhere.. Yay
@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnderñ 8ú777777
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