Disco Elysium Kim Kitsuragi ASMR - Soft-spoken Dialogue Compilation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2024
- contains spoilers, all the quietest lines are in the second half of the video
software used: AssetStudio for gathering audio files, Audacity for audio compilation, Sony vegas 19 for finished video
whenever kim disagrees with harry:
whatever you say beautiful
Im down so bad bro
I'm down horrendous
Down astronomically 😔
me and you both
down to the Earth's core
down with the clown
Kim: "Yes officer. Seven people are dead. It's not a success."
Me: "Whatever you say officer... Your voice is so pretty..."
i'm so fucking normal right now
I am not.
rattling the bars of my cage and howling like a wild animal type normal
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - Oh, that's the *good* stuff, baby. Fuck yes, we need him so bad.
LOGIC [Easy: Success] - Listening to this on repeat will do *wonders.*
DRAMA [Medium: Success] - They are correct, my liege. Lieutenant Kitssssuragi isss the finessst of them all.
his voice is so beautiful
that's jullian champenoise for ya
This game really is amazing like that, there’s a lot of dialogues that I feel like would “NEVER” work this well if it’s not executed to this kind of perfect, especially all those racial and sexual topics, it all feels normal, even if it’s extremely bizarre at the same time.
The way this man says revachol 😩😩
Omelette Du Fromage 😌🙏❤️💞💕
I have never wanted to have relations with a video game character this bad
1:48 that gently murmured "I fear..." whewwoofkdjndnfn
Omggggslhsnsvsksgkabqlhaka
the little like, I can't even describe it, the little croaking or whatever his voice does on "fear". Holy FUCK hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
5:28 (the "kissing your partner" line)
12:51 "this feels good, doesn't it?"
This man is my babygirl
2:45 Words hurt, Kim.
-10000 morale
This man has no business being this smooth. I could listen to him all day. No wonder most of the stats are completely enamored with him.
12:51 "this feels good, doesn't it" (faints)
Harry: [Composure: Failure] "I want to have fuck with you"
~
8:43 i need to hear this so bad now
You will get your shit together.
It doesn't matter how long it takes, you'll be able to do it. Start with what you can do. Go on a short walk, clean a part of the kitchen, dust off the blinds, something that is more than what you're doing right now. In a week or two, we can increase that amount, but for now, let's just focus on improving something. Alright? You've got this.
i like 8:35
this stopped a panic attack in its tracks. this video heals
I cannot focus on the case when this man is my partner
I have made the terrible mistake of reading the comment section for both these videos and I am fairly sure at least 40% of the comments on them were written with one hand.
this is actually so funny to me
💀💀💀
You cant blame us bro
😆🤣😄😆😂😅
Don't give me ideas.
kim kitsuragi is a real existing person
sooooo normal about him yes
Desperately need his VA to make an audiobook with the Kim voice. I don't even care what it is, I will listen to the whole thing
good news! since he was asked to use his natural voice for the role - his voice IS Kim's voice. he sounds just the same in the interview
kim ithink im a homo-sexual
im so gay i want him to whisper an audiobook in my ears while im falling asleep
стираю слезы со своих щек как знакомо
Finally I can sleep soft and soundly
12:51 its all over the screen
literal heaven lmao
8:43 I need a Kim to tell me this every time something goes to shit.
I can't keep going like this bro 😭😭😭
Kim: 'Miss, excuse my colleague. He has recently suffered brain damage."
🤣🤣🤣
I have never been down worse in my life I swear to god
it is illegal to have such a voice
Therapy:
- cry with the slightest questioning
- delayed gratification
- can't expect shit
- have to play attention to this emotion shit
57th's finest:
- happy hearing kim's dry and sarcastic back-handed insults
-free serotonin
- can always expect this every replay
- sleep to kim and wake up to kim without caring about what he says
I’m blushing so hard rn
i need him now.
his voice is so pleasant and relaxing i love it when he says something in this kind of tone
It's been like a week and I've been listening this video almost every night.
I often have nightmares, don't sleep well and wake up in a cold sweat, but for some reason his voice helps me sleep well and without nightmares.
I think it's my new addiction.
every time i open this video im like hi Kim i missed you
5:28 for "kissing your partner" line 😌
WHEN DOES THIS LINE HAPPEN HELLO
@@rebishroom when you tie in suzerainty im pretty sure
@@jaytoddsquad OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD TIE
i was not expecting him to say goodnight first i’m getting emotional
Sunset, parabellum 💤
*sunrise
the only french accent I can listen to.
His voice😶💞💖❤it truly calms me down, thank you😶🌫💘💓💗💗
step on me kim
This man makes me question my understanding of social relations so much. I don't even know if I'm attracted, specifically, because I have a tendency to reject the thought when I know a person would not feel the same in any scenario. But I'm oddly drawn to him, especially his voice. And everytime there's a moment where he expresses any positive emotion (content, amused, smug, etc.) I smile at my screen like an idiot before I regain my composure. There's just something specific about him. Is this normal?
11:46 😳
1:47 - "I fear... I fear you're misinterpreting the situation..."
Harry: [ -1 HEALTH]
Composure [Easy: Success]: You are currently "gooning". You cannot face the lietenant in this state. Excuse yourself, before this gets any more embarassing.
ugh I'm so fucking in love
I listen to this every night
anyone else folding their laundry to this rn
How did you know? 😂
The sudden attraction I started feeling for this man hit me like a truck as soon as I started playing the game 😭
i swear to god i keep coming back to this video . i dont even mean to. i just do and every time i do i listen the whole way through
This is great lol
I need one of these for Egghead, PRONTO
that would be Earrape
Having the most normal one
I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only one who was enamored with Kim when I played this game. 😅 Its been a few years, but a friend mentioning the game on Facebook made me want to come back to TH-cam to look him up again. 😍
this is a boyfriend asmr if i've ever seen any
There must be another way into the building
This is embarrassing to have in my history
quite the opposite in fact
Надеюсь, что никто не увидит в моей истории это
I'm honoured to have this in my history
i need him to talk me through it.
I'm a very normal and sane member of society, and I don’t get flustered by listening to this man talk, I swear
down horrendous
me fr
hell nah they turned kim into a PRONOUN💔💔💔
WHAT??????
him hitsuragi ☝🏻
I need this man’s voice so bad it’s not even funny
THANK YOU!!
Is it illegal to fall in love with the police officer who‘s suspecting you of murder? asking for a friend
Vocal fry: the videogame
at the lowest point in my life rn
Same!
Always been!
If you live on the bottom you never need to worry about getting any lower, bratan
Whenever I need a bad bitch in my ear it’s either this video or the one with all of Royce Bracket’s dialogue from Transistor
we know who this is for
Me
@@paigehoney9055 ohh yo wassup dude
@@cepheusSuperior Not much! Week was stressful but Kim helped me get through it
i think im going to
i facken knew this kind of vid would exist
ok but
could we possibly have all his voicelines somewhere
Now we do! GrandFrance posted an 8-hour long vid of all the Kim's voicelines
@@umda700 thanks for telling me, found it 😭
5:12, 10:59
I love the idea of someone hearing this who's never played Disco Elysium.
They would be, Extremely Confused
thank you so much
One of my favourite parts with Kim is the tribunal and examining the body.
Thanks for the meal!
1:48 GRRAAAAAHHHHH
i need him
мне однажды заявили что у меня по лору куда больше шансов понравиться кицураги чем у какой-то его абстрактной фанатки.
да я определенно буду чуть более востребован у персонажа игры чем кто либо еще. это.. это так просто (😭😭😭😭)
ким я так безбожно тебя люблю
👉👈
Thank you for this video
I love that there’s two types of (vocal) ASMR that I listen to, which are completely opposite.
One is Japanese erotic AMSR, and the other is men talking with calm soothing voice that really makes me wish I’m gay.
And that’s why I’m confused as to why people go on twitch and watch women tap some bullshit into their mic, *men* talking calms me, soothes me, every problem I have with life suddenly vanishes, mental issues gone, sexuality confused.
bro you might be a bit gayer than you think
assigned homosexual at asmr (affectionate)
You don't have to be gay to be attracted to men tho :D
Don't worry. A lot of heterosexual men have such cravings. After all, who's better to comfort you than a bro who's usually so very loud, this time speaking gently for you.
@@valartman2671That’s cute actually, I like that a lot.
2 seconds in and i have to pause as i process how the sound i made was nowhere near human
Wtf? Why do I want him to be my friend so much?
i am very normal and i do not seek parental guidance from this man at all
im gay for kim
Lord forgive us
Wheres cuno asmr
CUNO DOESN'T FOOKIN CARE
It's more like the alarm clock
@@verevka3850cunoesse would make a better alarm clock lol
God yes
00:35 🫶
i want him carnally
favorites below (I am unwell)
5:00
12:51
16:10
3:14
3:31
I want to marry Kim
I want him so bad.
wow here i was thinking i'd be the first commenter to make a joke about being attracted to Kim
"joke"
АХХАХАХАХХАХА
😳
How did you even get all of this dialogue?😂
It feels illegal to listen to...
im so normal
homosexual underground
Hesso cuntensurven
5:07