Rude Phone Repairs/Cleaning Service 📱[ASMR]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ย. 2024
- "Time to abandon ship!"
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FRED 🙌🏻
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0:21 Fred: WAIT STOP RIGHT THERE
Me in my head: YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
I see you're a man of culture.
Return your stolen goods
Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll!
Pay the fine!
⊙ω⊙
“Would you mind holding that pose?”
Me: *Laying in bed with messy hair, drool, and one eye open.*
TFI Creations nice 😂
Too real 😂
This..... this is too mf real
Turns out all of us except 237 viewers are actually doing the same thing while watching this video
No problem
*holds neck in uncomfortable position, laying on stomach with one leg on the wall and hair in my mouth
Dear Fred, thank you so much for what you do as an ASMR Artist. I am a college student who stresses out a lot, so this really helps me out. Again, thank you for all that you do, Fred!
Phillip Chaplygin good luck my friend!
Good luck and I also recommend let’s find out. He is also very good, and has helped me a lot
I'm a copyeditor. Deadlines. I feel ya. Same here.
You are a good person from me u have the best not the worst grades
Same here exams are coming
You’re the most polite rude person I’ve ever met
@BH Ethan They mean that for a person who wishes to be rude, he is quite nice.
is that legal?
@@mcgrayder382 I will make it legal
Wait a minute...is that even possible
In the RudeFredVerse, Fred is like Pokemon's Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny. There's a whole lot of Fred's, and they're all cousins. Lol.
This man sounds and looks similar to thor WTH
I cAnt see him as anything else now that you said this. Fuck
inferno king
H ,
"...You want me to heal those pokemon? With those regular poke balls? You... don't use any other Poke Ball? Well, we know what area you live in, then..."
Was just going to make the same comment
When you find a prequel meme in an ASMR video:
23:57
You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you
It's over panicking! I have the like button!
Ethan Shields
*It’s treason, then*
@@prizmr6s661 I shouldn't have done that, it's not the Jedi way.
@@ethanshields1127 :: Wait, this was all your idea!
You had been nice recently in your videos... I knew it wouldn’t last long 😂😂😂 insult me to sleep 🙏
Ill insult you
Andrew Cruz uwu
Tell ghost Ninja he's a bitch and should 1v1 me
Marshall Sibley i dont Even know who you are, but i support you
@@silu4894 thank you lmao😂😂
I'd like to imagine that all of the rude shops are next to each other and all the shop owners are Fred
Head Canon: All the freds meet up for family barbecues often
It's actually one Fred who quickly changes clothes and sprints to other shops to torment this one person who is just running errands. This series takes place in the same day.
LittleRunningDemon ℒℴℓ hes basically roger from american dad
It's like larry from gumball.
@@themischief420 i was hoping i wasnt the only one that thought that haha
My brain: watch this
Me: why??
Brain: just watch
Same
Your brain made a wise choice
Same
Me: my god you’re right brain
the duality of man
Fred “hold that pose”
Me scratching my nuts
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice to know 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
rednoselego I’m dead 😂😂😂
DISGUSTANG
Fred: exists
Comment Section: lOoK iTs ThOr
Onfg swear 💀
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
Fun fact there are more comments saying there are alot of "UuUu its thor" comments then there are "UuUu its thor" comments
@@oatmealmangd don't forget that this comment is already a year old xD but yes you're right
Its more like:
Comment section: look its Thor
Every time i watch a video from him i instantly scroll down to see if anyone made the "Thor comment"
First maybe second time I’ve seen him from the TH-cam algorithm and tbh first thought but felt he hears it too much. Fred’s videos are great tho!
Me
Meet the spy
Same😂😂
@@DreadlyKnight yeah
When the rude series actually makes you angry
Acting 100
Not gonna lie after watching all the rude videos I was a little mad
Acting : 💯
Lol true
I actually didn't finish watching those videos, I didn't fall asleep he was just being too rude I watched something else.
@@candygirl4life xd
Fred: "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."
Me: "Fred must have been nominated to be Supreme Chancellor of the Republic."
DEW IT
It's treason then
Are you threatening me Master Jedi?
The senate will decide your fate
I am the senate
"I think someone like you might've got ever so slightly confused"
Didn't know I was a Boomer but ok I guess
FRED: *Rudely fixes phone*
Fred's Mom : *GeT oFf Ur PhoNe*
Shiiit, my dicks stuck in the concrete again
Ohh is now in my sister
Ow sweet alabama
Where are my keys?...
@@devlynnaqvi8735 what
@@zz-uq2ow you be quiet, or I'll say the n word
Love how much effort you put into all of your videos.
Much appreciated Charlotte
@@FredsVoice Your acting is top notch! I just discovered your channel a week ago and I watch your videos daily, thank you for being so amazing at what you do and as a human being, too
If thor was a phone repair guy his ultimate weapon will be the nokia 3310
Is that Pingu on your picture?
@@alenko7205 yes it is i know is a weird choice for a profile picture 😂
@@xyzixi Wow I actually never saw Pingu wearing a top hat and having some sort of candy stick or somethin'?
Id like to see Hela break that
Mr Fizzy i’m done
🚶♂️
Pretty sure Fred cracked the code by making us sleep the first 15 minutes ,therefore giving himself watch time, that’s genius
that’s ASMR in a nutshell
Omg
Yup. And then when I wake up I find out my phone kept going through like 5 other videos of his.😂
Yea but I’m glad to help him 😁
Also insuring less Thor comments
Fred: a surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.
Me: quietly losing my shit at someone using a star wars quote and not make it sound forced in a video
Haha I get it, “forced” bc it’s Star Wars
@@isaac_oldham22 no
ZeoCommenter yes
"quietly Losing my Shit"
1:05 “I just want to zoom in ever so sightly”
*proceeds to zoom in 1000x*
I believe he said slightly not sightly
Amado Carranza a bit late now isn’t it
a bit's an understatement there
ZeoCommenter indeed
Fred: *Makes a 56 minutes long video*
Me: oh wow! Great!
Also me: *Sleeps 10 minutes into the video*
I do the same 😂
@@alexwe1549 same
Did you just read my head?
Every time! Love Fred, he is the BEST!
He did a great job considering I walked into his fine establishment without an appointment and was dressed like a hobo.
Have u ever had a like this fast before?
Mr Carnotaur@ yeah probably his own like so dont feel special
Mr Carnotaur@ you also liked your own comment so
I literally fell asleep 6 hours ago and I woke up to Thor cleaning phones
Idr
Happens to the best of us
😂😂😂😂
Loll
He is not Thor like man people are childish
Customer: why are you so rude?
Mum: It’s that damn phone again isn’t it?!
I have an iPhone 6... nothing can be fixed 😂😂
Bearded Whisperer ASMR lmaooo same. I have to adjust my charger so specifically
@@702mikey5 SAAAAAAME
@@anastasiastrizhova6815 smells like broke
I just upgraded mines to the iPhone 8 Plus.
@@theweirdo6695 why are you so upset tho?
“ I fix all smart devices and technology “
Me “ okay so in that case here’s my dishwasher
*your girlfriend
*hands in wife*
@@balysric0439 HA you fool its only your dishwasher if you marry it
heres my automatic crawling toes 🥰🥰
*Hands in 3019 technology that a time tracker gave me*
Fred: hold that pose
Me: sitting on the toilet xD
In?
@@orion1472 yeah, right in there xDDD
I feel you ahahah
Malachi Some European people say “toilet” instead of “bathroom”. It’s pretty funny because I often forget and get caught off guard
kinda gross to take your phone in the bathroom while you're doing your business
23:56 Ah that reference was a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
How do people make it these far in his vids im lassed out 5 mins in
touche
48:03 XD Fred's reaction to it breaking is amazing
It also shows his amazing improvising skill
“Would you mind holding that pose?”
Me: Throwing Up Gang Signs
Ynw melly his gang signs are fire
@@claus2547 Nah G Tayks Gang Signs
😂😂
Man thought you were doing Sign Language
i love watching these rude themed videos, so many tingles and so many laughs
I really appreciate these videos they help me relax when I'm stressed so thank you fred for what you do as a ASMR artist I really appreciate all that you do for the ASMR community
Dispatch: we have reports of someone entering shops.
Dispatch: proceed with caution.
Fred: Do that pose you did when you walked in the shop
Me: **JOJO POSE**
You thought it was dio but it was I Giorno Giovanna
How dare you
@@jotarokujo7895 i somehow have the urge to cuddle dolphins
Can you fix my Nokia 1100??? 😂😂😂
What did you do? Smash it with Thor's hammer or bomb it with nuclear weapon?
@@exosproudmamabear558 yh those things are indestructible 😂
You would've had to harness the power of all the stones to break that phone
Willy-kun ya can’t fix what can’t be broken
@@invictus6176 lol
Did you find NoobMaster69?
Plot twist we are NoobMaster69
Recruity Boiii Deadpool is Noobmaster69😂😂
Why are we even talking about this
Hiep Vu nah he didn’t I’m still hiding in mexico
Lmao he does look like thor
Hey Fred. for one of your future videos, can you try a fossil excavation kit?
Edit:he did it in his jurassic park video.
Already did in the Jurassic Park video. It's a great one! Check it out.
@@mimzymuse just watched it thanks for telling me!
What does your username mean? Is it referring to Michael Jackson?
@JACKO WACKO
just curious
@@ASMRGRATITUDE ;)
@@ASMRGRATITUDE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’m trying to sleep but the insults have me rolling 😭😂
Fred: stop right there
Me: you hav violated the law
Rude roleplays are actually really fun to watch!
YES. A RUDE VIDEO. I kinda missed it, to be honest. I'm quite excited to be insulted while you are cleaning my stuff. Gonna be quite a funny ride. Keep it up, Fred. Always lookin' forward to Sundays.
Good night to everybody goin to sleep.
Toll, oder?
Lol du legende hab nicht mal gemerckt das er deutsch ist
Gute Nacht!
Excited to be insulted?
He looks like Chris hemsworth
And I love your videos
Such original comment
@@oskar9633 such original reply
@@diizzy nice
@@theohall5542 nice
@@user-fk2qs7sv9u nice?
Your rude English gentleman bits are absolutely brilliant. They are just as relaxing as they are funny. Please keep them coming.
I concerns me, that he specifically said that: "Technologies we humans created"
What kind of other technologies does he know of?
Don't tell him guys
No Star Wars quote in the description?!
"I don't have anything else." "But credits will do fine."
"No, they won't."
"Credits will do fine."
"No, they won't. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money."
Nice Immortalized pic 🤘
Thank you for the quotes.
You're a good person.
Fred’s literally like the nurse from the Pokémon show. At every poke center it’s the same person 😂😂
Holy [REDACTED]
That's true lmao
I'm calling Head Office to make a formal complaint... Oh wait 😳
this is like my favorite one! ive watched it countless times
Santa Claus gives Fred a "friendly" talk about niceness best video ever
The Bob Ross of phone cleaning
I like the whole scene the lighting is so well made and your voice is just epic. My Sunday night is safed.
Epic gamer moments
25:40 Some interference comes through the mics, Fred looks like he's about to lose it
I need a video of him just doing the spray bottle sounds. the spraying of the liquid was heavenly😍
Hey man I really want to thank you I have been slightly depressed and very stressed out lately and these videos have really help me get the sleep I need thank you so much
Thor after Endgame trying to find a new hobby
23:57
You know that moment when you sneak a Phantom menace quote from Palpatine in your script. I love it.
Thank you from Russia, Fred )
“A surprise to be sure... but a welcome one“
YESSS HE QUOTED STAR WARS
Fred plays rude characters so he can stomach being nice to people irl
Just woke up... and i am dissapointed, my phone still has a small crack🥺
Just put it in rice
Xander Lopick i tried that already
🥺🥺🥺
My phone is *SHATTERED* from a foot and a half fall from my pocket
Diego Pantoja use rice
When your iPhone 4 that you've had since you were four breaks and you're forced to throw it away:
"I'm sorry little one."
You had an iphone at four?
@@PaddeGaming it's just a joke
@@PaddeGaming r/swoshhhhhh
>you were born in 2006
>oh no
Me: *crying*
My Mom: what are you crying about
Me: Thor was being mean to me 😢
You mean "Fat Thor"... Everybody knows normal Thor is cool and fat Thor is the prick...
Tell NoobMaster69
Factory folder hes not fat hes musculer ur the prick
@@ethanbailey2122 he ment the movie dumbass
@@leafgaming1018 you can't really call him a dumbass if you spelt, "meant" wrong.
I appreciate the bullshittery that went into the dialog I love this ❤️❤️❤️
i felt tingles from my leg to head...what a nice video man
El Asmr de fred es el mejor! El nivel de dedicación en sus vídeos es increíble ❤❤❤😄
Wait....there's an association of R.E.Gs ....this is a whole damn UNIVERSE. ARE THERE INFINITY STONES OR SOMETHING THEN?
I'm thinking Fred should explain with a "Rude scientist making rude English gentleman clones" where they have varying life skills and occupations but maintain a high level of unquestionable rudeness
Der Messias der Satire WAS EIN EHREN NAME🤣👌
Alex Turner *insert top hat gentleman with monocle meme* “I want this because of reasons”
@@alexanderturner7940 this is approaching Ephemeral Rift levels
FredsLoreASMR
Fred: Can you hold that pose for me?
Me: *nonexistent camera zooms out to me t-posing*
When the universe no longer needs a Thor, he began to clean the phones...
Fred: hold that Pose
Me: ✌🏻☺️
1:05
Mans zoomed in like 40x
"dazed and confused"
Yes, Led Zeppelin
Every time I watch Fred's video, "I'm sorry for existing and annoying you with my existence..."
I am a cellphone repair guy and this exactly what I needed!!!!
That intro shot of being on your phone and shaking a random bottle of water around is actually relatable
Dear fred:thanks for making ASMR, im going trough some shit in my family and im really stressed everyday,and thanks to this i can sleep well and calm down a little.
So...thanks!
Fred: Go to sleep
Me: That’s... why I’m here
Thor: cleaning my hammer [ASMR]
Wait what?
Yes
Yes pls
man, I love your video it relaxes our minds, and releases any stress that disturbs our way of thinking.
Im at a point in life where nothing in the world amazes me anymore I'm 14 asmr just helps sleep all the pain away thx fred love watching your videos ❤️❤️
Fred: i tell you the techniques because I'm sure you'll forget them after 10 mins.
Me after 2 days: hey Fred! Saw my little phone cleaning shop on the opposite site of yours? Yeah that one. By the way, thanks for the techniques! They helped ma a lot!
I think fred should do a rude version of an asmr then a polite version of the asmr, for example a rude fixing your computer asmr and then u actually make an appointment so it would be polite asmr
at first I read that as "nude asmr"
Fred: stop right there so I can take ur picture
Me: ok can you get my good side 😂
Fred:would you mind holding that pose?
Me:Jojo pose
This is no doubt the video that got me the most tingles
*(Breaks)* fixes phone while being rude
So, people say that Fred looks like Thor, No... Thor looks like Fred
that makes sense
Makes no sense they look nothing alike
Thor has blonde hair like do you even watch avengers?
@@g4l524 so ur saying they have no resemblance
Yes
Live it !! Just as every Time......LEGENDARY🔥🔥🤙🏽👌🏽
Wirklich immer?
12:15 "These are alcoholic"
Me: "I like your funny words, magic man"
love feeling demoralised every video, thanks Fred xx
Not to be nit-picky; but you really shouldn't use alcoholic solutions to clean devices because it strips the protective coatings that are applied to the glass.
Thor takes 2 pictures of a girl or guy and says I have to send this to my..... accociates
I hope his associates appreciated my half-asleep, snoring, tingleful grimace 😵
I might actually need help to repair my phone 🤔 thank you for this crispy clean video Fred!
Damn you're really born for this! I never tingled this much
Fred : "Ugh, I want to make another video but I should really clean my phones first...waaaait a minute 🤔💡"
Fred: did you stolen this iPhone?
A random guy screaming In the background: WHERE THE F IS MY IPHONE?! WHO STOLE IT?!
Me: nope, its totally my phone :D
Iron Man:Where’s Thor
Thor:What happend to your phone sir
"But why would I clean your device?"
Me *gets out of the store* Never mind, I'll go somewhere else.
His voice makes me comfy which makes me fell asleep
Hahahahaha
"Just act like you did when you entered the shop; Dazed and confused"
haha that cracked me up too!