I will never get over the quality of Fred's asmr voice. His soft speaking is deep and relaxing and he always knows when to switch into whispering. A true master of the dark side.
I'm now imagining a world where there is just one endlessly long, stone-paved pedestrian street full of rude English gentlemen. I walk into store after store, spending money, never seeming to run out, but never having enough to impress the stores' owners. I don't remember why I came here. I don't remember how. All I know is that I want something else that's in the store just two buildings down... just one more thing...
"If you fall asleep, without intention to pay of course, then rest assured, that I will just pick you up and I will just, throw you outside there, the door, ok? So, that will be exceptionally great"
TIMESTAMPS (I didn’t realize it was an hour long video when I chose to do this) 0:00 - Preview 0:33 - Welcome and a lot of talking 5:42 - Contract signing 6:31 - Explaining the store 7:52 - Questionare 10:17 - Taking measurements 10:51 - Explaining process 12:10 - Notebook tapping (unfortunately short) 12:28 - Explaining the pillows 14:57 - Blue duck feather pillow 17:54 - Luxurious Bed testing 19:25 - Blue pillow recap 20:19 - White polyester pillow 23:01 - Luxurious bed testing #2 24:48 - White pillow recap 25:26 - Triangular pillow 27:25 - Luxurious bed testing #3 29:18 - Triangular pillow recap 29:44 - White goose feather pillow 31:49 - Luxurious bed testing #4 33:35 - White pillow #2 recap 34:36 - Explaining show pillows 36:15 - Hello there pillow 38:38 - Luxurious bed testing #5 40:15 - Hello there pillow recap 40:45 - Leopard pillow 42:20 - Luxurious bed testing #6 43:34 - Leopard pillow recap 44:12 - Red satin pillow 45:46 - Luxurious bed testing #7 47:09 - Red pillow recap 47:57 - Small yellow pillow 49:04 - Yellow wool pillow 50:41 - Luxurious bed testing #8 52:18 - Selecting a pillow and payment 55:02 - Outro 55:59 - End of the video
5:09 - "We have made some extortionate increases in our prices here..." "extortionate" (adj.): 1.(of a price) much too high; exorbitant 2. using or given to extortion Not only the best hidden joke of the video, but the winner of the 2020 Truth In Advertising Award.
michael hancox he was saying he has a lot of characters and he’s interested in meeting them (knowing they aren’t real), and because all of Fred’s videos are very “luxurious” and quite fancy and in the video he was saying the pillows were very expensive, he was referencing that and saying if he could and did visit them he’d need a lot of money to be able to afford anything that they offer like the expensive hair cuts or train trips or pillows and what not
Fun fact: Employees at fancy stores are purposely rude to you, that way you see it as a challenge and purchase more products. It's a psychological trick put into pratice more often than you think, and it works. Edit: typo
@@packingpeanuts4175 Trainer: how do we great out customers Employee: Welcome them and treat them with respect? Trainer: no jimmy we call them poor alcoholics who don’t shower
I cannot believe how well the pillows get me. It was a tucking you in video that introduced me to your channel years ago, and I've fallen asleep to the new version from February literally almost every night since it was uploaded. The combination of the pillow crinkles and your soft spoken voice sends me into the deepest sleep. From someone who used to suffer from severe sleep displacement disorder, I can't begin to thank you enough, Fred 🙏
I absolutely love pillow sounds. And now a R.E.G. video, my goodness. You're really spoiling us, Fred. Well, I won't complain and just watch....and sleep. Cheers everybody and a good night!
I think these rude videos are HILARIOUS. I absolutely love them and I'm not even sure why. My personal favorite are the videos where you physically interact with the "viewer" like the barber shop. It enhances the roleplay experience.
Thr fact that i keep coming back yo his older videos is a testament to how skilled and how much effort fred puts into his videos, they're all phenomenal and i rewatch all of thrm qll the time
Less than a minute since uploading and there's already 30 comments. Spectacular. As always, love your work Fred. But, it be *nice* if you made a "Nice Gentleman" video where he's actually nice?
“We’ve made some ‘extortionate’ high prices but fret not as this is for you the customer’s convenience” -F.V. Was the best sales pitch I’ve heard in a long time! Cheers!
Mithrandir, why Fredsvoice? I don't know. Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold sleepless nights in check. But that is not what I have found. I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the tiredness at bay. Simple acts of whispers and roleplay. Why Fredsvoice? Perhaps it is because I am restless.. and he gives me tingles
Everytime I try to stick through the roleplay I end up falling asleep, and have a bit of the video left. Nothing has changed but I enjoyed as much of this video I could watch. It is so tingly 🤤
At the first second, I really thought Fred was going to smother me to death with that pillow. Thought to myself, "Well....that's one way to relax forever".
He adressed this in an answering questions video, he saw all the asmrtists doing “kind nice” roleplays and such and he wanted to be original/he figured it could work the other way around
Just a note for our Rude English Gentleman - he is guilty of a fashion faux pas.....you are not supposed to match your pocket square to your tie. It is supposed to complement the tie but never match it. Tsk Tsk REG!!!!
![[ASMR] Rude English Barbershop 💈 Full treatment (Cut, Wash & Style)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vRpdyDhzNeA/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] Rude English Barbershop 💈 Full treatment (Cut, Wash & Style)](/img/tr.png)
![SAFEPLANET - ดาวเคราะห์ [ THE PLANET ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4X1XL3I_k3c/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] Sleepy Substitute Teacher (soft whispery voice)](/img/n.gif)
“I feel like you’re the type of person who doesn’t make their bed”
..... Damn way to call me out
I got called out as well
"But mom, nobody even goes in my room, why do I have to make my bed?"
Too Lazy to make a username basically me 😂
Me, watching on the couch:
“Weaklings”
Nathan Gugliotta Get out of my comment
I will never get over the quality of Fred's asmr voice. His soft speaking is deep and relaxing and he always knows when to switch into whispering. A true master of the dark side.
But then when he gets angry in his bloopers its a different story
Yeah and then a helicopter flies by “oh shut the FUDGE UP bloody helicopter”
His self censoring is also funny lol
Where bloopers
Starting to wonder how big this street is now, the Fredverse is continuing to expand...
I'm now imagining a world where there is just one endlessly long, stone-paved pedestrian street full of rude English gentlemen.
I walk into store after store, spending money, never seeming to run out, but never having enough to impress the stores' owners. I don't remember why I came here. I don't remember how. All I know is that I want something else that's in the store just two buildings down... just one more thing...
Robin Goodfellow just go to London🤣
We must have LORE.
@@Robin_Goodfellow This is just Bond Street in London 😆
Kara Thrace Not too many, just a few 🤣
"If you fall asleep, without intention to pay of course, then rest assured, that I will just pick you up and I will just, throw you outside there, the door, ok? So, that will be exceptionally great"
Lmfaooooooo
11:47 haha "that will be exceptionally great"
Get it? He said "rest" assured😂
Loved that.
Me over here being ocd as fuck
Fred: “What’s your name?”
Also Fred: “..Oh dear”
TIMESTAMPS
(I didn’t realize it was an hour long video when I chose to do this)
0:00 - Preview
0:33 - Welcome and a lot of talking
5:42 - Contract signing
6:31 - Explaining the store
7:52 - Questionare
10:17 - Taking measurements
10:51 - Explaining process
12:10 - Notebook tapping (unfortunately short)
12:28 - Explaining the pillows
14:57 - Blue duck feather pillow
17:54 - Luxurious Bed testing
19:25 - Blue pillow recap
20:19 - White polyester pillow
23:01 - Luxurious bed testing #2
24:48 - White pillow recap
25:26 - Triangular pillow
27:25 - Luxurious bed testing #3
29:18 - Triangular pillow recap
29:44 - White goose feather pillow
31:49 - Luxurious bed testing #4
33:35 - White pillow #2 recap
34:36 - Explaining show pillows
36:15 - Hello there pillow
38:38 - Luxurious bed testing #5
40:15 - Hello there pillow recap
40:45 - Leopard pillow
42:20 - Luxurious bed testing #6
43:34 - Leopard pillow recap
44:12 - Red satin pillow
45:46 - Luxurious bed testing #7
47:09 - Red pillow recap
47:57 - Small yellow pillow
49:04 - Yellow wool pillow
50:41 - Luxurious bed testing #8
52:18 - Selecting a pillow and payment
55:02 - Outro
55:59 - End of the video
Thank you for your service timestamp god
Thanks timestamp god
Bless you god
You made a mistake you put luxurious bed testing #8 timestamp as 59:41
Your sacrifice will be remembered
"We are just going to do some pointless measurements to you know make you feel luxurious or something"
-Fred
I need that timestamp
7:40
It played as soon as I read this
damn this is my first comment that got over a 100 likes lol
Fred's rude videos are the best...
He just does them so casually.
Dang bro
Savage
well you are just everywhere
Dude your in the comments of every single asmr video
Probably the most comfy video ever. I just want to put all those pillows together and sink into them 😴😴😴
TingleZ & Brush ASMR So true xD
Frrr especially when I don’t have any comfortable pillows in my house
Just checked your channel, you have some good asmr videos 👌
WOW 😴
sink sink,SINK but yes that would be very noice
"You dont look like you are here to buy a pillo-"
"Yeah yeah, save it, ive heard it too many times now"
Thank you for the *dark background*. Please spread the word to other ASMRTist. This is a serious issue!
"Feather pillows, like goose and dog feather" ah yes the my favourite bird: Dog
Ah yes I too love hearing the majestic dog bird as it makes its sounds of love "WOOFQUACK!"
Bird Dog lol why does that remind me of Lady Bird off of King of the Hill. 😂😂😂😂
Depraved Wretch Ohhh my bad sorry.
@Depraved Wretch I know you're right, but I want to believe in Dog bird so much
5:09 - "We have made some extortionate increases in our prices here..."
"extortionate" (adj.): 1.(of a price) much too high; exorbitant 2. using or given to extortion
Not only the best hidden joke of the video, but the winner of the 2020 Truth In Advertising Award.
I never thought I would fall asleep to someone insulting me and selling me a pillow
I’m wondering where all these Englishmen live, it would be such an interesting place to visit (as long as you bring lots of money)
What? We ay all like him! Lol
Oh, and we live in England
michael hancox I’m not sure if you understood the joke bud..
@@mastor4174 I ain't sure I do bro, elaborate if you will
michael hancox he was saying he has a lot of characters and he’s interested in meeting them (knowing they aren’t real), and because all of Fred’s videos are very “luxurious” and quite fancy and in the video he was saying the pillows were very expensive, he was referencing that and saying if he could and did visit them he’d need a lot of money to be able to afford anything that they offer like the expensive hair cuts or train trips or pillows and what not
u know it's gonna be good when he's got the pinstripe and gold tie
When are we gonna finally get the lord Farquad experience? 🥺
Yesss
Indeed
We all just want our own Fred simp 👑
JJ Supreme your wish has been granted
he did it already with the REG
Your channel helped me in those conditions in which i was depressed. Thankyou for everything fredd. May God bless you and ur youtube career❤❤❤
Same
Fun fact: Employees at fancy stores are purposely rude to you, that way you see it as a challenge and purchase more products.
It's a psychological trick put into pratice more often than you think, and it works.
Edit: typo
Can you imagine the employee orientation
@@packingpeanuts4175 Ikr
Not in Japan, thankfully
@@becominghero9754 Yeah in Japan they're so nice and polite that you buy something because you'd feel bad for not buying something
@@packingpeanuts4175
Trainer: how do we great out customers
Employee: Welcome them and treat them with respect?
Trainer: no jimmy we call them poor alcoholics who don’t shower
In the preview i got scared i thought he was going to suffucate me with that pillow🤨.
SAME!!
Well it's one way how to fall asleep fast....
😂
Omg same
@@JekaZMD In Hitman 2016 on Sapienza, you can kill one of the targets by suffocating him with a pillow as a physiatrist
Fred would solo
"What's the time?"
"Ah yes that's the time we close."
Fred: "Hello there."
Me: "Hey..."
Fred: "We're closed. Goodbye."
I don’t know what it is about the pointer wand thing but I absolutely love it
Me too
When he uses it in some of his Lego videos, it is 👌
I know. mmmm so GOOOOD!👌👌👌👌
The sound in the background is so soothing and relaxing it makes you feel relieved it’s so peaceful
The angelic symphony in the background is so nice lmao
How he didn't attempt to suffocate us after an hour of failing to sell up pillows is beyond me.
Hey, Fred. Any chances of us getting another “millionaire edition” to a Rude English Gentleman video? I very much enjoyed the last one.
I cannot believe how well the pillows get me. It was a tucking you in video that introduced me to your channel years ago, and I've fallen asleep to the new version from February literally almost every night since it was uploaded. The combination of the pillow crinkles and your soft spoken voice sends me into the deepest sleep. From someone who used to suffer from severe sleep displacement disorder, I can't begin to thank you enough, Fred 🙏
Nothing says luxury like a pillow covered in sequins.
I absolutely love pillow sounds. And now a R.E.G. video, my goodness. You're really spoiling us, Fred. Well, I won't complain and just watch....and sleep.
Cheers everybody and a good night!
Rude English Luxurious Pillow Store
*sweating intensifies*
Haha
The cringeworthy moment you leave the shop without making a purchase.
You can't. You signed paperwork in the beginning saying you had to purchase something lol. It was in the small print remember?
Without reading the title, you look like a guy about to sadly suffocate his spouse. An we're the spouse just waking up.
🤣😂😅😂🤣
😂😂😭😭😭
💯
I think these rude videos are HILARIOUS. I absolutely love them and I'm not even sure why. My personal favorite are the videos where you physically interact with the "viewer" like the barber shop. It enhances the roleplay experience.
ME: enjoying this asmr video
Ad: Do YoU lIke DoGs??
My ad was about sausages.......
Mine was about Tinder 🥴
No I do not.
Thr fact that i keep coming back yo his older videos is a testament to how skilled and how much effort fred puts into his videos, they're all phenomenal and i rewatch all of thrm qll the time
A no talking, no Music version of this would be much appreciated. Those pillows' sounds are incredible 🙌
Less than a minute since uploading and there's already 30 comments. Spectacular.
As always, love your work Fred. But, it be *nice* if you made a "Nice Gentleman" video where he's actually nice?
He has made a few I remember
It's called the "Graceful" Gentleman when he does that
@@annsh.6487 Oh wow really? I should look for them then! Thanks!
Siddarth Gandubilli th-cam.com/video/fvHewjbCP_w/w-d-xo.html
Alternative title: british Thor owns pillow store
he does these ‘rude english ____’ videos so much i think that’s just his personality lmao
Fred: “Welcome to the pillow st-“
Also Fred: “I’m afraid we’re close”
“You just fall asleep wherever it takes your fancy”
Me, with my crippling joint condition: that’s where you’re wrong kiddo
Just keep making these. U help me fall asleep everyday. Its a huge gift u have. Thanks for everything.
Man, I absolutely love the fast writing sounds on this video
Some of the pillows sound like walking in deep snow. ❄🚶♂️❄ Love it.
“We’ve made some ‘extortionate’ high prices but fret not as this is for you the customer’s
convenience” -F.V.
Was the best sales pitch I’ve heard in a long time! Cheers!
13:02 all the pillows and cushions in the house are here
Mithrandir, why Fredsvoice?
I don't know. Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold sleepless nights in check. But that is not what I have found. I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the tiredness at bay. Simple acts of whispers and roleplay. Why Fredsvoice? Perhaps it is because I am restless.. and he gives me tingles
"The Wolf of Sleep Street" 🐺💤
imagine telling a camera to leave🤣
Fred’s editing is literally one of a kind‼️
man rly touched pillows for an hour... and i still fell asleep to it
Fred: "Please keep still for a moment".
Me: T- posing the entire time he was talking.
Everytime I try to stick through the roleplay I end up falling asleep, and have a bit of the video left. Nothing has changed but I enjoyed as much of this video I could watch. It is so tingly 🤤
The nonchalance with which Fred does these Rude roleplays is slightly alarming, but great nonetheless 😅😁
That’s 100% is uncomfortable pillow but good for asmr!
Its comfortable hearing rain sounds in the background
I have been watching for 4 yrs now. All the love from India
Me: Asleep.
My sleep paralysis demon: Tamed.
My dog: Off.
My phone: **Falls and pulverizes my nose**
Me: PANIK
Me: PANIK
Superman
Superboy
Superstar
Supernova
Supergay
Crazy how all of these are so beyond.
@@jd749 This is a gay comment: ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
This man seems like he could make a real good spa asmr
I love his background in every video
light and neat sound, which is what you need before bed. Thank you and hello from Russia ❤️
I love these rude videos.. I think a less luxurious rude person would be a cool change. Though this is super relaxing.
The subtle music was a really nice touch 👍🏼 really good video. Also Fred’s voice is the best trigger on earth
Those pillows look so soft :o
Best ASMR channel hands down
Ngl I watched this video like 30-40 times already, because I fucking love it
Me: sees top white pillow woah I definitely don’t want that one
Fred: yes yes that one seems perfect for you
6:50 scared the shit out of me thought that was an ice cream truck driving by at night
Fred+Rude+Luxury=instant sleep
I love that this is a longer video for us who can't fall asleep right away.
Probably the best asmrtist in circulation
I love getting drunk then falling asleep to this stuff
You already know if it says rude its gonna be good
The pink pencil makes it perfect :D
Got tingles all over my ears, neck and shoulders...omg
Look at fred man so inspirational
Fred is literally the only person I let speak to me like that cause it’s relaxing😂
I’m in love with the background music! 🥰 😴 💤
At the first second, I really thought Fred was going to smother me to death with that pillow. Thought to myself, "Well....that's one way to relax forever".
Love the ambience in the background 😴😴
Just in time. I needed a new pillow.
Me too
Be honest Fred, did this series (Rude English Gentleman) start because some retail customer was rude towards you? :)
Good question
Maybe you can pop that question in the next Q&A session...if and when there will be one next..
He adressed this in an answering questions video, he saw all the asmrtists doing “kind nice” roleplays and such and he wanted to be original/he figured it could work the other way around
Not first... but simply not last.
I hope these tingles last! 😎
@Howl of the Nation good video but stop spamming
@@no_commentary_gamer212 agreed. But to be fair, they were spamming the original spammer 😂
OMG MSdesign! Fancy seeing you here 😁
That was so gay
@@lilyrose9577 I'm like Visa... I'm everywhere you wanna be!
I cant stop watching this video with my earphones on specially when Im doing home office, thank u very much.
Very relaxing 10/10
This video is EXCEPTIONALLY good
Okay, i love that suit. It's gold and dark blue ☆-☆
I totally LOVE the background music. So chillaxed 😴😴
his voice is so-
"pellow...pellow...pellow" - that accent is amazing!
The music is exceptionally welldone!
Imagine being in a pillow store and finding the boys in their pillow castle
The acting is spot on !!😍
I really like the ambient background music you added to this video. Super relaxing!
I will certainly enjoy my new set of pillows and thank YOU 🙏 😴
His hair is getting really long. I wish he would consider a hair/beard care video. Those are always relaxing.
The most relaxing and elegant vídeo i ever sieng
His videos are so well made
I’d like to pay for more pointless measurements
Just a note for our Rude English Gentleman - he is guilty of a fashion faux pas.....you are not supposed to match your pocket square to your tie. It is supposed to complement the tie but never match it. Tsk Tsk REG!!!!
Leave Fred alone!!!