Overly Friendly LORD Farquaad Haircut [ASMR]
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HELLO THERE
HELLO!!
@@abel1685 Obi Wan Kenobi
General Fred! You are a bold one!
Finally! He’s done it!
General Kenobi
Lord Farquad :“Many of you will receive rude barbershop service, that’s the sacrifice I’m willing to make”
lol
Underrated comment.
How civilized
Lol
Love that
Fred talks like he’s gonna get guillotined if he isn’t 100% on the mark with his services
Mate I'm sorry but your comment was on 69 likes and I can't ruin that😂
@@helenaclifford1893 I respect that lol
@@crimsonstudios680 respect
I ruined it, now it’s 71 I’m so sorry
@@LT_Cryptid you’re fine, was just joking around
"she's married to the muffin man"
"The muffin man?!"
"The muffin man!"
“She’s married to the muffin man...”
@@meat1319 who lives on drewry lane
@@dylanmcnabb3040 BAM!WE HAVE IT MY LORD!
@@cannonredding3763 excellent bring it here!
Mrmangohead: i have the power to make u hurt ur ears
*over a million subscribers*
*decides to go full force meme*
*hero*
I mean...he IS Thor
A god
*THE GOD OF THUNDER*
I LIKED
Because that’s what heroes do
OH MY GOD- he actually did it- the Lord Faarquad experience😂😂
I love ur pfp!!!
Holy shit it’s Rex
But it’s a young Rex
For the mf republic!!!!
Damn clankas
“Oh that necklace will be annoying for the cut”
Me: *He muggin me man*
Mexican dream runs in
*Mexican music intences*
HE'S MUGGIN YOU MANN...
I knew there were gonna be dream smp fans here 😆
I don't like him.....he's weird.
*CURSES OUT DREAM IN MEXICAN*
@@duckyez562 Spanish*
Itachi
TH-cam: Want to sleep? I recommend you this video
Also TH-cam: *Puts a freaking Godzilla VS King Kong trailer...
BRUH
Dude I know exactly what you mean
Ad blocks my dear gentlemen
TH-cam Premium
nHentai premium
Farquaad finally got rid of his yee yee ass haircut.
Oml I'm dead 💀
Ahahaha I’m loving all those memes atm
Maybe Tanisha’ll call him back
Maybe fiona will call his dog ass
@Sandosam ??? I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
When you realize Lord Farquaad never got his chain back.
I kinda figured that after he took it off he wasn’t gonna go through the trouble of putting it back on the mic, lol.
He probably handed it back in hand.
Fred's making that side cash 😂 off to a pawn shop the chain goes
The madlad did it
Shrek: man thats messed up why don't you give him back his chain
Fred: what chain?
Shrek: yeah what chain?
Btw this is a friday reference
The way you addressed me as lord farquaad awakened something somthing in me
@KubsoniX I am the god of carrots I cannot be consumed by a mere 3 dimensional being.
What about 2d?
*summons Bugs Bunny*
what a gem of an idea, honestly how did he keep a straight face roleplaying this. Thanks for the 38 minutes of laughter and asmr.
Fun fact: His name is Farquaad because that's as close to f*ckwad they could come in a PG movie!
1000 iq
Did not even know that. Man, that was a great movie and this knowledge just made it even better
It makes sense now when I said f*ckwad as a toddler
“Think he’s compensating for something?”
big brain time
*_Alternate title:_*
*_Thor makes a video cutting Lord Farquaad's yee yee ass haircut_*
thor: maybe Finona would call your dog ass back when she isnt fucking with monster or orge thing
thor: Miggeeetttttttttt
@@emperor_donell LMFAOOOOOOOO
He’s got thor
Ikr
He dose look like Thor
“Large simp man examines a rather short medieval lord in higher class barbershop”
😂💀💀
Ironic.
Y E S
Funny if this were actually medieval times, you'd be doing the same thing.
It took me a while to notice the Mjolnir necklace Fred was wearing
I know everyone says “he looks like Thor”, but isn’t it even weirder that he sounds kinda like Thor too?
I always thought so too
It's because he has an accent and is male I think
@@scp-682-cu6 doesn't everyone have an accent?
Yes and he’s wearing a similar hammer to Thor’s hammer around his neck as a necklace
Because he is
Plot twist: lord Farquad is standing while he is getting his cut
Plot Twist: lord Farquaad is sitting in a elevated chair.
*Plot twist: Lord Farquad is sitting but he is just extremely tall*
Plot twist: lord Farquad is sitting on a chair but is using half a dozen phone books.
Standing in a chair
Plot twist: he is not only in an elevated chair, but he is using one of those boosters used for kids
7:13
Fred: So, Imma just pop this around here for yo-*softly brushed mic*
Mic: BASS
Me: *wakes up* The hell was that?
Fr😭😭
I made a comment going BMMMP and a timestamp about this very thing
This killed me XD
The mental image of Farquaad with a bucket on his head as though he were some sort of Skyrim shopkeeper is fantastic.
_”I wrote a blog post on why I hate asmr, because this is what is does, it appeals to like, the male fantasy”_
My fantasy: Lord Farquaad Barber Shop ASMR RP
Few got me going there for a seck
Woah is that Chise Hatori in your pfp???
Instagram @rodriguesbattistoni
Funny how everyone is saying he looks like Thor when literally no one notices he’s wearing Thor’s Norse hammer around his neck
Ok People I get it it’s mjlonir I know what it’s name is I didn’t know people were gonna flame me 🥲
exactly 😂😂😂😂
I mean, I did...
@@thickgus4289 good at least someone else did too
@@josemontesino1209 Indeed.
First thing I noticed 😂😂
I love this little detail on his neck, this little gold mjolnir. It seems like Thor was travelling through worlds and decided to stay as hair assistant cowboy, who hides mjolnir as golden necklace, so genius
Why yes sir Fred, this was the most delightful royal grooming that I have ever gotten. The new hair cut is so pleasing and I do think Fiona will like it. Sir Fred I invite you to my most important wedding next week And I hope that I do see you there.
Literally Lord Farquaad is in Fred's comments. That's high class!
???
You. Ain't. Farquaad.
@@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo before he was now he changed it was funny before but now oof
@@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo yes he is
Fred: You have such a great sense of fashion
Me laying in bed in my pyjamas: I know, thanks
Good.
Yes.
I'm butt-naked. Whats my excuse?
@@poetsatyr638 BAHAHHAAHA
@@poetsatyr638 same
How did I fall asleep to asmr and wake up to Fred calling me lord Faarquad I dont know what is going on
🤣omg really
69 like 😏😏
@Pernwill Antonio III Yadao that's a weird wish to be fulfilled
TH-cam autoplay. That's how. I've ended up in weirder places.
You: what time is it and what’s that sound
Fred: here’s some gingerbread lord faarquad
But is it really overly friendly? It just seems regular friendly to me.
I love how if the camera is slow to focus on the object, he shoots the camera a death stare to make it focus.
*No ones voice relaxes me INSTANTLY like Fred’s voice does. It’s pure magic*
I so agree! Fred for male ASMR, Maria for female ASMR.
i said i dont like magic
thats why is called fredsvoice
Bruhh
Mhmm
Did anyone notice the multiple portraits of Fred on the back wall.
Yep. I would hang on who in my room.
Me
I'm the 69th like 🌝
Yes
@@mintfreightage7670 wut
The first video in the "friendly" series that was actually friendly
Marvelous service again my boy
The Mjolnir amulet is nice regardless of thor references
Its sad that the first thing i thought of was the symbol that americans usurped from norse mythology to represent they neo-nazi or white supremacist bullshit
@@moguyep948 ...what?
@@purplepoet6147 In the recent attempted coup of the US capital, one of the guys who has been getting a lot of attention had several norse tattos including mjolnir, a valknut, and yggdrasil. And of course in typical american fashion. They are automatically racist symbols.
I find it funny how if Americans use the symbols, even if they themselves are not racist by any means, are automatically labeled racist for simply having said symbols on their person, or wearing said symbols.
This got dark really quick
This is nice to listen to while meditating on the high ground
Edit: A whole story had happened in the comments and to be honest I did not expect the comment to get as many likes as its gotten
General Kenobi
@@generalgrievous6762 Hello there
Lel
@@generalgrievous6762 Do it
OK, this could be bad.
I need to call reinforcements immediately!
'Calls reinforcements'
This dude is respecting me more than my family does 💀
Good luck finding a healthy relationship
Freds mother in law: "So what does he do for a living again?".
I like how he road in on a carriage but they are using electronic razors
That’s how amazing Lord Farquaad is. They traveled to the future in order to give him only the most pristine of cuts.
@@novaz1721 Or their using m-magic
@@ciasharkvr3756 No, no. Lord Farquaad does not like magic, how dare you speak that heresy!
This world might just be smart enough to know to use the auto driving and anti crack transportation systems
Wait a moment, did he just casually steal that necklace from the lord?
@RIF he's the short guy from Shrek the king
@RIF he is your king
@RIF its alright that's how everyone is lmfao
@RIF I
@RIF I
I’ve finally found a fredsvoice video that makes me feel special
Fred, it’s been so long, Lord Farquaad needs a haircut again. When are you doing it?
Yo he dead he dont need a new one eny time soon
Then the real Lord Faarquad walks in and Fred rips of the mask to find out its the usual riff raff that has disguised himself to feel how it is to be treated well by Fred
Their is one imposter among us
Then the usual riffraff would have to be like 1' 2" or some shit
@@homonovus2505 yeah hes walking on his knees
avengers: saving the world
thor: doing asmr
lmao
Asgard gets quite boring
SIKE I LIE, YOUR MOM'S A GUY
I have no idea what I just said
Saving the world from one yee yee ass haircut at a time.
That’s where he really was doing during avengers civil war
TH-cam has a sense of cruel humor, I got an ad where people are screaming... wtf youtube 😑
Half of the comments on all Freds videos for the last 3 years: ThOr.
lets be honest, all those dislikes are the gingerbread man that Fred and Lord Farquaad ate...
Shrek reference?!?!
@@Uzourath no he’s referencing the sponge bob fortnite crossover
@@valvewesman5801 I love that book!
@@malvin8233 The book based of that one page of the bible
Ginger but switch the first and third characters
Fred's Wife: "He's probably thinking about other women..."
Fred:
Edit: 1k likes? My first time getting that many, thanks.
😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
Wtf😂😂
😅😂
lmao
Her: I knew he was bi
It would have been brilliant if you started this video by pumping his chair up for two minutes straight 😂 I'm super short and always find it hilarious when it takes the hairdresser super long to get me high enough 😂❤️🌼
Same
I'm the opposite, they sit me all the way down and ask me to huntch over a bit lol
1:08 He says ‘okay’ with such class
lumbago😨
I love how he has to crouch down in order to look me eye to eye
Lowkey want to know how tall he is, I’m 6’5🥱
@@MisttaBigg31 I'm 6'1
1m75
well lord farquaad is really small...
@RIF this makes sense. But you have to be careful because he's small and lanky so he's a very dangerous opponent. But as we all know giant people are portraited as stupid in this kind of stories so you got the advantage, he will not think highly of you so you can't take him out when his not expecting
In Persian we don't call this Overly Friendly, we call this "Khayemali" which means "rubbing balls"
Quite the friendly terminology.
Best translation I have ever heard!
made me chuckle quite a bit
I'm going to use this for the translation but not from the original meaning.
What did we learn today kids...
POV: Your Lord Farquadd's lice
I just realized the reason half of Fred’s head is cut off is due to the fact Lord Farquad is very short 🤯
Anyone else amazed by the pictures that he has in the background?
Yes, and they so look good, but I'm like 90% sure it's greenscreen.
Greenscreen
It’s a green screen lol.
@Smith Noah it’s a picture of Lord Farquaad
@Smith Noah I just realised it is literally just a paper printout
A noble such as Lord Farquaad would not dare have his hair or ears touched by anyone who has less than a million subs.
I guess he grew a lot over 2 weeks. Unlike Lord Farquaad. Thor already got over a million subs.
7:50 his smile makes me giggle. It’s just so innocent looking
Everything after 29:47 is all my favorite things. I love that spray and face tapping/hand sounds I wish it was so much longer
My theory is that the person that was told to get out at the beggining is the same person who protagonist of the other rude barber videos xD
Fred liked you. So your theory is absolutely correct👌🏻
That and they're a local of Dulock.
"No one is quite as high as you." How did he know?!?!?! Now i`m paranoid.
the tapping with water in the end right before the powder is insanely relaxing!!!!
All hail the one and only Farquaad!👑🤴
Imagine the person at the register when he goes to buy things like a gold bucket and a whole ton of gold scissors and bottles
I'd say he probably gets regular stuff and gold spray paint..... what we should ask for is Fred doing his setup of his props. Like he's the studio prop designer setting up for us the actor...... hmmmm. Please excuse me as I copy paste that as a new comment xD
Your pfp very wrong
@@carlosguzman4609 wow nobody asked
Sheeeesh
Lol some drama on an equipment question how do you do it people 😂
Alternate name for the video : Watch Fred be a simp for Lord Farquad for the next 30 minutes.
lmao
Lmfao
Indeed
one of my favorite asmr
I love that all the pictures are of him in the background
Plot twist. The "riff raff" is actually the king from far far away trying to sneak out to get a relaxing haircut from a barbershop recommended to him by the ugly step sister
Chill with your fanfiction
Lolly Pop
Alladin with extra steps
That I could understand. I mean it could be before the marriage of him and Lillian. That would make Farquaad roughly 20 here at latest.
I like to imagine that he took over young and with the "riff raff" being Harold this would be the case. If not, it could've been him in a disguise or a local just before Shrek 1.
I WAS HOPING SO MUCH FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
is nobody gonna notice that the background music is the soundtrack from “Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy”?!?!
What is that
A game of
*Pain*
@@akivalader7271 yeah it’s just absolute pain and suffering in the form of a game, nothing more
*angry Markiplier noises*
@@TheKimiko16 Oh yeah that one episode when he fell all the way from the orange
"Lord Farquaad"
*Captions:* NoRTH fArgO
fred calling me lord farquaad is the biggest compliment ive ever gotten...
It's the biggest compliment one can get
‼️
Lord Farquaad!
Love Shrek and love Fred... perfect combination
That unexpected zoom-in on the Lord Farquaad picture almost made me laugh. It REEEAALLY caught me off guard
That "getting over it" sound track tho.
I've been trying to figure out what it was
No one is quite as high as you
Me smoking weed: Hehe.
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
I let the voice of love take me *higher*
Snoop dog be like
Yezzir
I thought I was the only one who smoked before listening to asmr , Glad that people are getting medicated.
I nearly spat out my tea when he said “have you grown a bit” 😂😂😂 6:00
The trees are speaking Ewokonees
I almost spilled my coffee on my new laptop XD.
@@Roronora-Zoro what is a ewack
@@mrcheese1659 yes
@@mrcheese1659 oh my young Padawan the history of Endor awaits you.
Alternate title: Barber simps for Lord Farquaad
* He bows sweetly in hospitality *
Me: I agree🌚
The people who disliked this are the forest creatures *edit* I didn't actually realise I got this many likes until now lmao thank you
there are 12 imposter among us right now
69th like
Who may live in swamps
34 impostors
158
“No, now bugger off”
Exactly how I’m going to answer the phone now
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Lord Farquad gettin pampered, damn makes me wanna take his crown
Anyone else notice the zoom in on Farquaads picture in background. Attention to detail is 👌
Time is 4:04
Omg I’m surprised not a lot of people have noticed lol I lost my shit when I saw it
Bro this is probably one of the best asmr on the internet possible..
Thank you Mr FBI
Probably but, not until he does a shrek asmr
You would know
I love how we see ourselves get kicked out from another perspective
Genuinely watched this video like upwards of 15 times now I love it
i like how he says "perfect ... - for your hair ..!"
Lmao
Fred: “your wealthy so you can share”
Me: “LMAO he a gold digger”
True true but me when I remember this is HIS: “HES RICH”
"nobody is higher than you"
-fred 2021
Travis Scott:
Wait thats illegal
Snoop dog to you:are you challenging me?
FredsVoice one of the few that can give me spine tingles these days, what a legend ASMRist.
Powder tapping asmr was the best thing I’ve seen from you. Keep it up. Love to see it in every single barber video of urs.
Hi brother~ I really like your haircut rp, Thor video .
congratulations on a million🙋♂️🙇♂️
Brother???
@@cmoney1787 asmr brotherhood
@@cmoney1787 so we have our Loki
@@jameskeli61 💀
@@jameskeli61 yes just wait till we reach peak throg lord with alligator Loki and throg
Just a simple man making his way in the asmr galaxy
This is the way
This was one of the best ASMR experiences I've ever had.
I new that guy was from Asgard listen to the way he talks
4:04 Farquaad lol
6:05 when you meet relatives you haven’t seen in months
LMAOOOOO
also recommended as a pickup line
Loving the "getting over it" music in the background
I never thought anything involving lord farquad could be satisfying or even remotely pleasant
Why does this kind of remind me of Lucious Malfoy whenever he talks to Voldemort🤣
“My Lord?”
Fred could do a good Lucious!
I believe so as well!
@@bekahrogers4568
As it so happens, he actually HAS done a Lucius Malfoy video! A quick search will find it. :)
@@lewascan2676 Oh really? Thanks for telling me!
only the people who had the previous haircut here will understand.
lol.
He kicked me out before farquaad came 😔
Indeed
What video was it?
@@dankmemes3645 it was one of the rude barbershop ones, not sure which one though since he's done so many.
I love how each time you take your caracter with serious during all the video, it's so immersive
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact all the pictures in the background are all him