But if Sasuke fought the velociraptor for three episodes, why didn’t he just KNOCK IT OUT A SINGLE TIME HUH???? I recorded and edited this entire video yesterday cuz it was too funny, and my artist who made the thumbnail is the GOAT cuz he made it in such short notice: twitter.com/sonchapoo?s=21&t=jvg3dpakknR3Z6JcfykhqQ
hear me out, big bird. As we know, birds are closely probably related to dinosaurs, perhaps even descendants of them. Big bird is... a big bird. One that towers over Shaquille O'Neal and could probably knock him out EASY. He would WASH Sasuke with his power, being a descendant of the dinosaur clan. What's he gonna do when he calls Snuffaluffagus for backup?
I’m saying Optimus Prime. I’m pretty sure he’s beaten multiple dinosaurs. And like, 3 different gods. But mainly dinosaurs Also Optimus was a dinosaur like, at least twice I think so he solo’s the narotuotverse
All the tormented hours Bushamo had to edit videos for other anime channels are shining through in this video like a comet to earth. Laughed the entire video!
I’m sorry I’ve been way out of touch with boruto but saskae is struggling to fight a velociraptor? A VELOCIRAPTOR? I don’t care how much they nerf him he should not be losing to a velociraptor.
Was Sasuke actually trying to kill the velociraptor? Did he forget his entire move set back at konoaha ,because idk why he didn't use stuff like chidori , susano , Firestyle, amateratsu and his taijutsu skills with the sharingun helping him read moments should have been enough, but I guess the velociraptor is FTL to be caught lagging or speed blitzed.😢😢
Wow being famous already converted him into a top 10 channel... We lost another Power Rangers youtuber people😔 Edit: I didn't even know Tommy was in this. HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME SOUND RIGHT!?
We not gonna talk about the bug dudes with the kicks? Like I'm certain that the dimension hopping one could at least be in the running here. Not saying that Tommy didn't deserve a spot or anything though, since y'know, he got all the dino power, but just a thought. Oh and if we're only talking 125% non-rip off Saban certified approved approved stuff here, Ferbus solos EVERY multiverse.
@@bushamo shoot you're right. The entirety of the Jetman team could also because birds descended from dinosaurs and they get their power from birdonic waves and all that. Not to mention the power of romantic tension too. I can't believe THIS is the first real conversation I'm having about Toku with someone. No complaints.
0:18 - Oh Vector Sigma, you mean to tell me that title wasn't just clickbait? This was an actual stupid thing that Boruto actually did? Man I'm glad I jumped ship when Naruto ended.... 0:42 - So how much did you regret filming this after you were done? Probably had to down a lot of water XD 1:37 - Yeah joking aside, Early Dragon Ball Goku could totally beat anyone in the Naruto universe cause this was still early Dragon Ball where it was very much a gag manga in canon with Dr. Slump and where some of the fight choreography involved literally bouncing off the edged of the comic book panel......oy vey.......I was one of those DB fans that started with DBZ first, what a shock right? Going back to Dragon Ball, at first I didn't think much of it, it was just more Dragon Ball. But as I've grown older? I stopped looking at Dragon Ball with rose tinted glasses and took better note of its flaws. And after DBSuper became a thing and it was the stupidest shit I have ever seen from this franchise? Being an encapsulation of everything I LOATHE about Dragon Ball? I started to fully come to terms with the rather sobering reality of how little anything mattered in in this franchise. Dragon Ball was a gag manga that basically became the single worst case of Cerebus Syndrome in the history of mankind. In fact it never stopped being a gag manga, it was ultimately one big monstrous running gag with the fanbase as the punchline. 3:38 - Joking aside yeah Spider Man could actually beat Sasuke. At his/her peak the Web Head is quite the cunning tactician with a major in science. I could totally see him/her figuring out how the Genjutsu works and then devising a plan that involves a convenient store's fire alarm & sprinkler system pumped with enough shampoo or pepper spray to permanently blind anyone. Because the thing about all these eye powers in Naruto is that they are tied to the homo sapien's most vulnerable body part, the species' biggest physical weakness, *the human eye.* 4:01 - Okay that's not even fair man, you might as well saying the sun going supernova can beat Sasuke cause yeah that's not even remotely debatable XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 4:27 through 5:09 - Gee it's almost like Naruto as a franchise is a prime textbook example of how badly written play by ear all these shonen battle anime tend to be....did I mention early Dragon Ball had a rabbit man that can turn you into a carrot just by touching you? Or that there's this technique known as the Devilmight Beam that can kill anyone with evil in their heart? Or that the moon got destroyed with NO catastrophic consequences? TWICE? I'm being rhetorical of course you obviously know all that I'm just.....venting..... _(Screams into a pillow for an hour.)_ 5:13 - th-cam.com/video/UcZzlPGnKdU/w-d-xo.html
Maybe sasuke got the hots for velociraptor (*100% true* 4-5 men were arrested on charge of trying to rape a reptile in my state {maharashtra in india}) so its not eniterely out of question...
But low-key i know that Sasuke...might have his eye back.. right. (i didn't watch the rest of the episode because the TV channel just skipped a few episodes for some reason)
I love how this is both satire and real, all because head ass couldn't box a god damn raptor or some shit, lol I want to be there when you thought of this idea for the video, I want to see how you cooked this up, I imagine you fucking saw this and instantly thought to make a list of people beat dinos
But if Sasuke fought the velociraptor for three episodes, why didn’t he just KNOCK IT OUT A SINGLE TIME HUH????
I recorded and edited this entire video yesterday cuz it was too funny, and my artist who made the thumbnail is the GOAT cuz he made it in such short notice:
twitter.com/sonchapoo?s=21&t=jvg3dpakknR3Z6JcfykhqQ
EDIT ME AND WATCH MAPPLESTAR NOW
hear me out, big bird. As we know, birds are closely probably related to dinosaurs, perhaps even descendants of them. Big bird is... a big bird. One that towers over Shaquille O'Neal and could probably knock him out EASY. He would WASH Sasuke with his power, being a descendant of the dinosaur clan. What's he gonna do when he calls Snuffaluffagus for backup?
He’s the biggest bird
All hail the Velociraptor truly the strongest animal in any verse even God was afraid of it’s awesome power and decided to wipe them out
The progressively declining commitment to the bit ages like a fine wine.
What bit
Alex would Fold Sasuke like a omelets free. DID YOU SEE THAT COMBO
Sasuke only got one arm AINT no way he got a combo like that
This shit is unironically funny asf
I’m saying Optimus Prime. I’m pretty sure he’s beaten multiple dinosaurs. And like, 3 different gods. But mainly dinosaurs
Also Optimus was a dinosaur like, at least twice I think so he solo’s the narotuotverse
SPITTIN
Even better? At least five of his Autobot posse are dinosaurs.
And that's not even counting Dinobot from Beast Wars....
We now have planet level dinosaurs. Proof there is still amazing ideas in Naruto 😊
😐
Meno The Velociraptor has a bigger character arc in three episodes than Shino has in the entire series.
Dawg really is struggling to a Yoshi 💀
Really, what happened to my boy Sasuke? Havnt checked this anime for a decade
Denji Chainsaw Man. Because all he gotta do is just unleash one swift kick in the nuts and Sasuke's down.
We need sasuke vs. Diego from jojo Part 7
DAMMIT HOW DID I MISS THAT
So basically listing anyone who can beat a Dinosaur
Maybe
and sasuke
All the tormented hours Bushamo had to edit videos for other anime channels are shining through in this video like a comet to earth. Laughed the entire video!
This made my day
This feels like a watch mojo video
What kinda WatchMojo videos you been watching lmao
I’m sorry I’ve been way out of touch with boruto but saskae is struggling to fight a velociraptor? A VELOCIRAPTOR? I don’t care how much they nerf him he should not be losing to a velociraptor.
Man but like this velociraptor kinda got hands
Was Sasuke actually trying to kill the velociraptor? Did he forget his entire move set back at konoaha ,because idk why he didn't use stuff like chidori , susano , Firestyle, amateratsu and his taijutsu skills with the sharingun helping him read moments should have been enough, but I guess the velociraptor is FTL to be caught lagging or speed blitzed.😢😢
Kelly Malcom had me on the floor.
She also had that velociraptor on the floor too
Genius way to power scale the narutoverse
Also Barney or Yoshi would obliterate Sasuke
Honorable mention, ME
ONGGG
Wow being famous already converted him into a top 10 channel...
We lost another Power Rangers youtuber people😔
Edit: I didn't even know Tommy was in this. HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME SOUND RIGHT!?
Never leaving the Toku roots
Nah this vid is mad funny I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
Bruh i had as much dun watching as you did recording, love it when i can sense creators wnjoy their work
All I’m saying is if Kangaroo and Ostrich Ninja came back for the second faid they’d Solo the Naruto verse! Peak filler characters.
I mean there’s Roger Sr. who’s beaten Alex in Tekken so yeah
peak video but whyd you make all this, sasuke is obviously finished give him the bench 😭😭
Nah man I personally would never lose to a dinosaur
Virgin Sasuke🥸 vs the Gigachad Alex🦖
Man just turned into on of those top 10 channels
Depends on what you mean by one of them
Uhm excuse me, Sasuke was suppressed during that fight with the dinosaur as we all know he had a cold!
Maybe Kishimoto had brain freeze while writing this
4:36 it's an outlier
Trust me bro
Ah yeah u rite u rite
I’ll have to show this to my friend, he’s quite the toxic fanboy…
Make sure he likes and subscribes!
He for sure aint beatin Goku 😎
Bruh 😂
Bro why are you talking like that in the beginning😭
“In the beginning” he says
Woah
Ayo you got this
We not gonna talk about the bug dudes with the kicks? Like I'm certain that the dimension hopping one could at least be in the running here. Not saying that Tommy didn't deserve a spot or anything though, since y'know, he got all the dino power, but just a thought.
Oh and if we're only talking 125% non-rip off Saban certified approved approved stuff here, Ferbus solos EVERY multiverse.
Shoulda included OOO since he got the dinosaur form
@@bushamo shoot you're right. The entirety of the Jetman team could also because birds descended from dinosaurs and they get their power from birdonic waves and all that. Not to mention the power of romantic tension too.
I can't believe THIS is the first real conversation I'm having about Toku with someone. No complaints.
i don't waantt. to braagg. but i think i could beat sasukeee.
Ong u might. You ever fight a dinosaur?
@@bushamo i have not but i think i could beat one in less than three damn episodes
He also can't beat my mom's cancer
0:18 - Oh Vector Sigma, you mean to tell me that title wasn't just clickbait? This was an actual stupid thing that Boruto actually did? Man I'm glad I jumped ship when Naruto ended....
0:42 - So how much did you regret filming this after you were done? Probably had to down a lot of water XD
1:37 - Yeah joking aside, Early Dragon Ball Goku could totally beat anyone in the Naruto universe cause this was still early Dragon Ball where it was very much a gag manga in canon with Dr. Slump and where some of the fight choreography involved literally bouncing off the edged of the comic book panel......oy vey.......I was one of those DB fans that started with DBZ first, what a shock right? Going back to Dragon Ball, at first I didn't think much of it, it was just more Dragon Ball. But as I've grown older? I stopped looking at Dragon Ball with rose tinted glasses and took better note of its flaws. And after DBSuper became a thing and it was the stupidest shit I have ever seen from this franchise? Being an encapsulation of everything I LOATHE about Dragon Ball? I started to fully come to terms with the rather sobering reality of how little anything mattered in in this franchise. Dragon Ball was a gag manga that basically became the single worst case of Cerebus Syndrome in the history of mankind. In fact it never stopped being a gag manga, it was ultimately one big monstrous running gag with the fanbase as the punchline.
3:38 - Joking aside yeah Spider Man could actually beat Sasuke. At his/her peak the Web Head is quite the cunning tactician with a major in science. I could totally see him/her figuring out how the Genjutsu works and then devising a plan that involves a convenient store's fire alarm & sprinkler system pumped with enough shampoo or pepper spray to permanently blind anyone. Because the thing about all these eye powers in Naruto is that they are tied to the homo sapien's most vulnerable body part, the species' biggest physical weakness, *the human eye.*
4:01 - Okay that's not even fair man, you might as well saying the sun going supernova can beat Sasuke cause yeah that's not even remotely debatable XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
4:27 through 5:09 - Gee it's almost like Naruto as a franchise is a prime textbook example of how badly written play by ear all these shonen battle anime tend to be....did I mention early Dragon Ball had a rabbit man that can turn you into a carrot just by touching you? Or that there's this technique known as the Devilmight Beam that can kill anyone with evil in their heart? Or that the moon got destroyed with NO catastrophic consequences? TWICE? I'm being rhetorical of course you obviously know all that I'm just.....venting.....
_(Screams into a pillow for an hour.)_
5:13 - th-cam.com/video/UcZzlPGnKdU/w-d-xo.html
Chichi. She easily kills dinosaurs as a child, adult chichi shitstomps saus
He technically did beat these dinosaurs the Ark was only 6 episodes
With the help of dinosaur smh smh smh
@@bushamo well and Sakura
I wonder if you will make a video on my hero academia
Maybe sasuke got the hots for velociraptor (*100% true* 4-5 men were arrested on charge of trying to rape a reptile in my state {maharashtra in india}) so its not eniterely out of question...
Uh
@@bushamo that was a wierd thing to say huh
Someone who just watch Sasuke vs Burito uncontrollable mode be liek
- ok hear out
But low-key i know that Sasuke...might have his eye back.. right. (i didn't watch the rest of the episode because the TV channel just skipped a few episodes for some reason)
Who know
I ain’t reading allat
You probably should
Borutos dad could beat sasuke uChIHa
He ain’t beating Luffy tho
@bushamo luffy is a gag character of course he's not
Day 7 edit me
Hmm
Day 9 watch mapplestar
Hmmmmmmmmm
Day 9 edit me
Hmmmm
Day 10 watch mapplestar
Hmmm
Day 11 watch mapplestar
Whoa
Dude you need go outside
Yeah, it’ll give me more room to box the velociraptor
Letssgooo new busham video
Part 6 of Busham0 spitting fire for a whole video
I love how this is both satire and real,
all because head ass couldn't box a god damn raptor or some shit,
lol I want to be there when you thought of this idea for the video,
I want to see how you cooked this up,
I imagine you fucking saw this and instantly thought to make a list of people beat dinos
I think you could beat Sasuke
Ong he ain’t standing a chance
@@bushamo You did outlive the dinos
Day 8 edit me
Perhaps
@@bushamo do it