"I'm Not Talking About How I Lost My Virginity" | Jimmy's Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
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It's absurd how incredibly like Bill Bailey that egg looks.
Or roisin looks like miss piggy
thatguy11 ano right I thought that
Its absurd how incredibly like egg that Bill Bailey looks
thatguy11 Top 10 weirdest comments if taken out of context
@@kraygarde.7325 It's absurd how incredibly like an egg you are 🤫🤕🤪
The snog/marry/kill bit, everybody's facial expressions are absolutely precious. Jon's smug look, Sean's "I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" grin, and Rachel going beet red.
Microcosm of the whole show
"I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" seems real different now
@@adamhodges8022 did something happen?
@@jotacerezo9963 Sean passed away
What is snog/marry/kill? What was she talking about?
Jon always gets the brutal ones
That cold side of the bed one was so good though
On the plus side susie and rachel want him. A fair trade i say.
Joe h as a brother i suppose
Susie probably does not care that much about any of them, but it's always seemed fairly obvious to me that Rachel has the hots for Jon... and I don't blame her. Jimmy, on the other hand, I would not touch with a ten foot pole.
Iulia G. Lol! I highly doubt rachel has hots on jon. I would say it is pity. Also rachel is like one of the most beautiful woman i have seen. Rachel and susan are out their league
Jon's face when that guy said "it's got 3 corners, innit."
Samuel Khasin that guy is Joey Essex innit
3:15
He’s right though. 100% correct 👍
@@brentmeistergeneral6074 yes, 100% right, he is indeed called Joey Essex ;P
RagnarisFellhanded was that for me?
"I'm not saying Jon is boring, but after talking to him you are warned not to operate or drive heavy machinery" is my favourite one. Can't wait to use it with the next opportunity.
ITubaUTuba
Thanks for the reply. However, I should not operate heavy machinery now.
marrydruli no, you're too busy gracing the meadows of heaven...
I was trying to imply that you look like an angel but damn this sounds creepy AND sneery at the same time...
Milind Yup
marrydruli ohh roasted. Fuck off.
cjas 1102 ohh not quite.
god the attacking tokyo joke made me tear up
sn0ー I don't get it
It is alluding to Greg Davies height. Implying that he is so big he could be mistaken for a 'Kaiju' Japanese for 'strange beast' they are often large and destructive beasts such as Mothra or Godzilla
Rhona Young Basically they're saying he's Godzilla
I see we read this same comics . Feathers is a cool dude
Me too, lost a lot of good people that day...
The nervous look on Rachel's face when Susie talks about the snog marry kill is everything
“I think we’re dead Jimmy.”
Read that in his soothing voice. He'd make a great supervillain: " I think you're dead bond." *Strokes a cat with rabies and throws it at Bond*
Best line fo sho
felt like it was a Star Trek TOS reference. "He's dead Jim"
And Jon gets two snogs but no bride!
I mean, Jon is very snog-able
"In his spare time, Greg enjoys listening to music, going to the theater, and attacking the city of Tokyo" is the best one!
"I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" Aw man, RIP Sean
The writing in Jimmy's intros is bloody brilliant.
"Bob used to be a lawyer, but you won't hear him shouting 'objection' and 'overruled' tonight! Because they're both nine-letter words and Bob is crap at Countdown."
Love it.
No, they're written _with_ Jimmy. Jimmy is a brilliant writer, but he co-writes that stuff with a few other people, people who are listed in the credits. You see their names on stuff like WILTY too, at least back when WILTY had swearing in it.
Joe, what makes you say that?
Franky Boyle started out as a writer for jimmy
it's true. ask anyone that works on these programs.
The Sprawl Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd cancel last
The one where Jimmy held up a sign saying 'He's kidnapped my family' had me in stitches.
9:36
Nah, it says "He's holding my family hostage."
Rachel's mouth open on the World Maths Day joke was adorable
I'm not sure "adorable" is the word other -perverts- commenters have used to describe it.
Lol. That joke finally makes sense. Thought he said something about "Bat's Day" and didn't get it at all.
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Her face quickly deteriorated from joy to shocked to offended. I was crying. XD
The joke was aimed at here. ;-) She has a math degree.
That Bill Bailey egg is so spot on 🤣🤣
1:53
Bill Boiley egg some might say
„I think we are dead Jimmy“ lmao
sge1Andy where are you when england come
Jimmy's roasts are the best. "Attacking the city of Tokyo" lol
I don't get the joke
@@horror_punk480 He's implying that Greg is like Godzilla
8:31 that face susie makes after clarifying her pet rock collection is the epitome of pure innocence. almost like she's still in elementary school
Nothing wrong with a girl collecting pet rocks. She just needs to sort them by carats
The jon ones r so harsh 😂😂
Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir 7. 889
Just as harsh as your grammar.
I know XD
He deserves it
Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir, please at least say "are"
i’m sat on the train and the joke about greg attacking tokyo made me start laughing and now everyone’s looking at me shIT
Could you explain that joke to me? I don't get it. 😅
It's ok, as long as the train you're on isn't traveling through Tokyo.
majooismajor -- LOL. Good one.
Gotta be my favourite joke from the show
If you want witty, listen to british comedy. If you want to be degraded in the most brutal way possible, enrol at an australian primary school.
Rachel Riley lights the video up with just her smile. Then Rob Beckett darkens it again with his.
Balance has been restored.
Actually, Rob brightens up everything with his smile.
Then Suzie dims it all down with her talking.
Considering how white his teeth are, I doubt it would darken it.
@@davecrupel2817 I think the joke is that his teeth are so big they block out any light
Daniel Cannata don’t you dare diss Susie. She’s a gem
considering how white his teeth are I'm suprised she hasn't tried to get him band of twitter race baiting snitch
10:12 Sean's deadpan delivery of that one was easily the highlight of the whole clip.
I'm not British and I have no clue what they're on about.
@@supermarc its a game...who would you snog (kiss), marry or kill?
Hot damn, British comedians really dole out the harshness.
called british humour haha
You can't crush the spirit of people who have no spirit :)
Well British humour sucks ma sir
How does it suck?
I am offendeddedddd!
I love how smug Jon looks during the snog marry kill part 😂
I love that Jimmy couldn't even keep it together with attacking Tokyo.
"I think we're dead Jimmy" haha
David Mitchell VS Jimmy Carr
*When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.*
David Mitchell completing the most pedantic explanation of 'And this is why you were incorrect to say I'm being pedantic' to happen on tv.....
and still gets Jimmy to admit defeat.
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Jon's dimples are so cute. Jon himself is very cute too.
10:08 ... Jon smirking, he knows its him.
It's been rumor for years that Rachel has a thing for Jon. They both married now, but it persists. I'd ship it.
Check out the regular 8 out of 10 cats from around 2010 to see why.
You gotta commend John for taking it all in stride.
Jon's expression in the segment at 9:50 is priceless. Never quit being one of the good guys, Jon :)
I’ve never seen anyone enjoy being roasted as much as Greg Davies did. 😂
"I think we're dead, Jimmy."
I knew it-they're all in purgatory.
“I think we’re dead, Jimmy”... 😂😂😂
There is no way Susie Dent is 53 years old.
Habanosify she’s such a gem
That my darlings is called, Superior Genetics.
@@RIXRADvidz rather superior genes
@@imaxus1128 rather superior cosmetics
She ruins this program she can’t have a laugh to save her life miserable cow they should replace her with someone else
"While sean lets his hair down, Jon lets his family down" 😂😂
3:06 Sometimes it's better to say nothing at all...
hehe, he got like 15 IQ points
He isnt wrong
Pretty sure he was going alone with the joke.
Yeah, he was completely alone on that one
You know he's joking right?
I want Jimmy Carr to do my eulogy when I die...
Feel so sorry for Jon😂 he's actually my favourite😂
00:19 Aww I just want to give Jon a hug and tell him everything’s going to be alright
"In his spare time Greg enjoys listening to music, going to the theatre and attacking the city of Tokyo"
That's my favorite.
9:02 "And attacking the city of Tokyo" Bloody hilarious!
I don’t know what it is but there’s something hilarious about the way Bill says “that’s not true.”
You British - Masters of Humour :-)
Yes, they are. Hands down. 😊
Nah were just dicks who rip into each other
Pro noob couldn’t have said it any better myslef
@@neighbourhoodcircus Haha Cheers👌
It’s dead
i love that line about Greg attacking the city of tokyo
The way “you want to conquer our team?” was delivered = perfect. 7:2
God Rachel is dropdead gorgeous and incredibly intelligent. Can't decide if I want to be her or be with her
Just say you want to be in her, covers both bases
The snog/marry/kill bit, everybody's facial expressions are absolutely precious. Jon's smug look, Sean's "I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" grin, and Rachel going beet red.
@@elizabethmorris4677 You stole that exact comment from someone else.
3:04
It's very unsettling the way he says "corner".
“Cowhnah”
Omg Jon looked so pleased when they song marry kill results were announced😂
Don't worry Rachel Riley... I celebrate March 6th... it's my birthday but...
Juan Garces i didnt get the joke
Kshitiz Maurya Jimmy said that World Maths Day is celebrated the sixth of March by no-one. Rachel, who is a mathematician in addition to being on Countdown, had a look of shock. I celebrate the 6th of March but because it's my birthday...
Juan Garces the best jokes are always the ones you have to explain.
I did get it
Happy birthday for tomorrow!
Gaiden Shinji That relies on the belief that I was worked up to begin with
Bob looks like an old version on Liam Payne
Aizya OH MY GOD HE DOES
Great shout
Wait Bob Mortimer?? he looks nothing like him
I’ve said this for ages!! Finally someone sees it!!
Only difference is Bob is older and doesn’t get to ram Cheryl Cole
Rhod Gilbert looks like a mix of a distant Hemsworth sibling and Hugh Laurie
"... and attacking the city of Tokyo" epic
Edurne Ace I didn’t get that one
CaptainSeargent it's because he's very tall, and in monster films huge creatures often attack big cities. They're implying he'd be like a Welsh Godzilla xD
Edurne Ace ahahahahah brilliant
Jesus, did Jon kick Jimmy's dog or something. Ouch.
1:50 cuteness overload
Jimmy's laugh is everything.
Poor Jon.
Jimmy is so harsh on him. 😂 😂
That Stephen Hawking one on Rachel was ruthless 😂
I nearly pee'd a little at "Jon promises to tell you about his when he loses it".
i think i have a crush on jimmy and it hit me like a ton of bricks
The Greg one was fucking amazing. :P
Sairi Ss I found it way too funny
Haha, that exchange between Carr & Mitchell 😂 7:18 - 8:24
Amy Baker You never go toe to toe with David Mitchell
Tame Naken You won't win with him!
But Jimmy was right! Mitchell just bullshitted his way thru a comeback.
The Sprawl I mean he didn’t though did he
Tame Naken 'Fraid he did.
Is there a compilation of Jimmy Carr being told to pay income tax?
Lee Mack did a joke of it, when Jimmy Carr was putting his biography in a shredder
Yup on 8out of 10 cats. Google that and tax
Cannot believe that Gary Barlow is releasing a cover of "Taxman" by the Beatles and has asked Jimmy to join him"on the fiddle",
rodrigez gozalo I don't think many people will get that joke so I respect you for making an underrated joke.
Jimmy's jokes on Rhod are always harsh on Wales
Calvin Hobbes Rhod has no inside voice
Jimmy's jokes on EVERYONe are always harsh :)
half of the stuff rhod does is about wales though, he even does the visit wales adverts
Have you seen Wales? After being here 15 years, i understand the harshness
charlotte parker give up wales is beautiful! Some shitty places but everywhere has them.
10:45 a normal persons bed is a king/queen bed for Jon😂
'I think we're dead Jimmy' I lost it lol
I love how they all look offended and Jimmy looks so happy with himself
Joey was so pleased that he knew how many corners a triangle had. 🤦🏻♂️
2:47 Fresh off that previous joke about Josh and Bill and an Evil Ring, Jon looks remarkably like Frodo here.
This is excellent. I love that they had David Mitchell on the show, as I find him hilarious.
I don't know how the Sean Locke tough guy meme got started, but I love it. Sean's such a goofball. Misanthropic goofball mind you, but a goofball to be sure. Love him.
Jon gets absolutely savaged in this video!
I love the show! I love the people on the show! One of the best panel shows hands down!!!
"BuT cAn YoU dO tHiS??"
Mr Carrot someone needs to send that clip to pewds😂
Anyone else who finds Aishling Bea stunning ?
Oh she is gorgeous !
Everyone
Pleasant to look at - wouldn't say stunning - and rather boring.
I love the way Rachel opens her mouth to what Jimmy said at 1.50.
She celebrates maths day
I love these best-ofs!
I do feel sorry for Jon, but fair play to David putting Jimmy down haha.
Bills answer to not having to throw an evil ring into a vulcano:"It's not true."
That's exactly what you would say when you're on a secret mission to throw an evil ring in a vulcano.
Vulcan
@@mikehunt4830 missed the o, thanks. Fixed it.
Why throw it when it's so preeeciooooussssss
Before reaching the end with Jack, I spent most of the video assuming the title was alluding to Jimmy losing his virginity at age 26.
26? Ah, that was the year Roger Federer became ITF junior World Champion and started his professional career.
5:50 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS??!!
After all the Rhod and Wales jokes, I've come to the conclusion that Wales is the Alabama of the UK
Yeh
Bunny Bustard that’s the wrong conclusion but sure
The welsh don’t fuck their cousins, that’s a job for the Irish
Everywhere that isn’t the south of England (excluding Cornwall) is considered the Alabama of the U.K.
@@chriswyatt9869 Those Cornish types are mental, though. Insane West Country folk
No Norfolk is the alabama of the UK
my Welsh neighbour will be hearing that hilarious slur on his nation soon enough :D
Jon is a super sport. All those jokes are brutal, love the ones starting one someone else but ends up shitting on Jon.
1:50 Rachel was deeply offended by that
Sean Kratovil-Lavelle *Deeply*
You people make me sick. :)
The fact that it's 2018 and people still say "you make me sick" makes me sick
You should be ashamed of yourself making jokes like that. This is a TH-cam comments' section for god's sake, have some respect.
The Sprawl I'm sorry you lost me at "This is a youtube comment section for god's sake"
This was brilliant. Whoever put this together is a genius!
1:52 will be photoshopped quite quickly
Idd 1:51 is a meme waiting to happen :P
She should be more careful with her face XD
Was thinking the exact same thing 😂
I concur! Popped into the comment section just to find fellow perverts :)
It was on imgur this morning before this video showed up in my youtube list. Makes a good reaction gif.
Thanks for the help Jimmy I appriciate it very much.
David Mitchell was the only one not to be outdone by Jimmy
Jimmy's laughter is the funniest🤣😂
John Richardson is the best 😂😂
He name Jon not John
I just love how this show is 2/3 brain and 1/3 Celeb Roasts lol
Love the Bill Bailey jokes. Cracks me up every time
i have the biggest crush on jon lmao
He's very cute
Bill Baileys response to the egg joke is absolute gold, kills me every time
Never get tired of Jimmy’s insults
9:50 LOL "I think we are dead jimmy"
1:45 anyone else see it?
C untdown?
Haha, yup. Thought I was the only one.
I love how Jon always looks a little blazed
The Welsh joke 🤣🤣 Rhod's reaction was so funny
Jon puts up with so much. I feel bad. Don't worry Jon, they all love you really.