I'm OCD as well.. But through the years, I have managed to overcome some of my quirks. I would love to spend a day with, Jon Richardson & see if I could in fact help him overcome some of his as well. I bet I could help him.. I'm a few years older than he and I was diagnosed with OCD when I was in my teens.
I do that if I'm roleplaying just being a good citizen. It's relaxing. Unfortunately I keep forgetting that they don't drive on the left so I keep hitting oncoming traffic.
I choose to believe that Jon’s tv is in his bedroom, and that he has to walk 27 steps to get to a tv in a long, hallway of a room. To not be loud at night.
That’s a good point. They should have it to where when you meet your goal it stops counting so that the number over ten thousand doesn’t plague one’s mind.
If they ever made another Monty Python like ensemble I want Jon and Sean on it and Rachel can be the smart/pretty woman. Who else could be in this comedy troupe? Yes, I know MP was once in a lifetime group but let's play catch anyway.
I would eat till I died because if I'm gonna die anyway, might as well eat all the delicious and harmful food out there. Lots of spice too so it comes out runny.
Jon's so, so quick with his wit! If you listen to the radio show he did with Russell Howard back in 2006, there are so many times when he comes up with a brilliant pun and then quickly moves on; I often need to pause and take time to appreciate the joke because he and Russell, who was living with him at the time, were just so used to Jon being quick they wouldn't even pause to appreciate his lower-range jokes (which were all super clever)
that is fucking brilliant. i've never really picked up on it before. all these years of just ignoring it, trying not to hurt his feelings, and he's been lying this entire time. *Read more*
@@whmn4970 I think it's a rule where they can't square things in countdown for what ever reason (not sure though as I've never watched the actual thing but just going from what Rachel said)
@@whmn4970 I realize this is a month or more late, but to square a number means to multiply the number by itself. Since the game involves using only the numbers available -- there was only one '10' available and one '25' available -- using three '10's and two '25's would be against the rules.
Isn't the most crazy thing here, that Jon tries to step ON the cracks?! I mean, surely, everyone's childhood reflex is try to step on the non-crack bit. :O
As a kid with tiny feet and small stride length yes the most fun is avoiding the cracks. Once you grow up avoiding the cracks is either impossible or way too easy. I find stepping on the cracks way more satisfying
@@shashankmutgi9330being married doesn’t matter to Rachel... just ask her ex husband who she was married to when she went on the dancing show they used to have over there then divorced him soon after to soon after get with the guy who had been her dance partner on the show.and all that happened inside of a few months.... so what you think she was doing with her dance partner while on the show and still married
"Take the 10 and square it." "That's not allowed in countdown." "Oh, uhh, actually, can you ummm cube it?" Me: *gets teary eyed from choking on a splif laughing*
2:24 whoa whoa whoa!!!! what kind of walking is that, Jon? I was thinking I got a bit of OCD, and my strategy here would be to AVOID all the cracks. hitting them all is just unthinkable
Don't think I've ever had them, and if I had the chance, I'm pretty sure I'd refuse. Have a proper meal and have something sweet after the main course (where any potato-based foods belong), not mix the 2 together you lunatics!
I was so stressed out when i saw where Jon put all those Points in the picture of the road but then he said that he would just use the line in the Middle and ugh. . The relieve i felt. That was like Heroin to be honest.
What do you think of Jon's insult?
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Just a hint to anyone who watches this, but if you want to know about the title of the video, just go to the end.
Channel 4 I think it's a bit weak I have had Orange Squash that is stronger.
That applies to every one of them. Every video is titled for the last thing before it goes to black. Also, I quite liked the jelly factory thing.
I'm OCD as well.. But through the years, I have managed to overcome some of my quirks. I would love to spend a day with, Jon Richardson & see if I could in fact help him overcome some of his as well. I bet I could help him.. I'm a few years older than he and I was diagnosed with OCD when I was in my teens.
Just a hint to anyone who watches this, if you want to enjoy the video, just watch all of it to the end!
Jon would stop at a traffic light in gta
We've all tried it
What, you don't?
We’ve all do that at one point of being really bored
Only a complete deviant would refuse to obey any and all traffic laws whilst playing GTA.
I do that if I'm roleplaying just being a good citizen. It's relaxing. Unfortunately I keep forgetting that they don't drive on the left so I keep hitting oncoming traffic.
It's like the 100th time I hear the Deep Clean bit and it's still funny
kendokaaa nice picture, I see you’re also a man of culture.
kendokaaa didn’t expect to see that cursed picture here.
Is it an actual book??
God I can imagine the fun the writers had dreaming that one up
10:20 love the Jelly factory lol won't find it weak if Jimmy didn't say that out
Jon isn't his full self when he is with nish cause he is Jonnish you know
/rimshot
nish is just seriously unfunny
Noah Addison oh yeah yeah
I choose to believe that Jon’s tv is in his bedroom, and that he has to walk 27 steps to get to a tv in a long, hallway of a room. To not be loud at night.
I’m really rethinking my opinions of Jon now knowing how he feels about sweet potato fries
Jon missed out a comma before the word "too" at the end of his book, he must be kicking himself!
at 5:06 Jimmy looks like Richard Nixon
That atomise pun was actually so unexpected
He loves talking about his wife now lol
THE ENDING GOT ME CRYING 😂
That’s a good point. They should have it to where when you meet your goal it stops counting so that the number over ten thousand doesn’t plague one’s mind.
Wait. Doesn't everyone do the walking on the cracks thing?
Omg that street is my town centre. 😂 I wonder what Jon would say seeing the rest of pontypridd
5:34 Jon sneakily rips a fart 😂😂😂
Jon is the coolest guy out there 😊
He's wandering around standing on cracks! Maniac !
I won’t lie....I would buy that book.
The goal of life. Find someone who looks at you like Rachel does to Jon
Can anybody tell me how many seasons of 8 out of 10 cats Jon and Sean did together? Not the countdown ones.
I think Jon started as a team captain in season 10 or 11, Sean Has been there since season 1
Ya mate look it up
Cannot agree more about sweet potato chips...what the fuck even
Love jon
Rachel in that orange fishnet though. 😛
I didn't get the jelly joke. To Americans, jelly is cooked fruit and sugar that comes in a jar. It took me a few minutes.
john was an absolute pleasure
Pause Rachel at 6:24
1:28 that was hard to watch😬
What did he say in response though?
5:26 that tweet wasn't for Jon
@RonJichardson is actually Jon's Twitter handle
@@jacobroeland I stand corrected. Thanks.
Not just hilarious... HILARIOUS
I agree with Jon, sweet potato fries are disgusting
I fucking love sweet potato fries
9:27 highest number you can get is 900
If they ever made another Monty Python like ensemble I want Jon and Sean on it and Rachel can be the smart/pretty woman. Who else could be in this comedy troupe? Yes, I know MP was once in a lifetime group but let's play catch anyway.
Come on we need a best of Rachel Riley
Ok now, I'm just absolutely lost on how to get that 950? Has anyone figured it out?
Rachel said it was not possible.
If he’s serious about the pedometer then why dosent he just take it off when it gets to 10000
Yes.
Oddly enough, if Jon published "Deep Clean," I'd buy it.
Aw, fer fuck's sake, as the lass said!
If Jon had 24 hours to live, I feel he would take laxatives and not eat anything so he wouldn't shit himself after he died
I would eat till I died because if I'm gonna die anyway, might as well eat all the delicious and harmful food out there. Lots of spice too so it comes out runny.
i would eat something healthy
@@LilJulezz Why?
Evin Roof not a bad idea there
@@LilJulezz If you're a gonner in 24 hours then eating healthy isn't going to help.
“Naked except for his clothes”. I haven’t laughed that much in forever. 😂😂😂
timestamp?
6:42 Onwards when Deep Clean is read
I wish he actually wrote & published that book. It'd be hilarious.
What kind of monster would step ON the cracks in the pavement??
Everyone knows you're supposed to miss the cracks!!
His OCD is symmetrical base in that regard, talks about it ,how he has to walk, in his OCD documentary.
But his mummas back
@@jasonbolding3481 actually says Ron Jichardson 5:26 lol..
Steve Thea that was his twitter handle at the time, i think he explained the joke at the time
I step on the cracks too :[
i love the couple second pause while everyone processes what jon said and then start laughing
Jon's so, so quick with his wit! If you listen to the radio show he did with Russell Howard back in 2006, there are so many times when he comes up with a brilliant pun and then quickly moves on; I often need to pause and take time to appreciate the joke because he and Russell, who was living with him at the time, were just so used to Jon being quick they wouldn't even pause to appreciate his lower-range jokes (which were all super clever)
I think I need to start using that comeback
Somebody please send tea and biscuits. I've been hiding on the couch binging these clips for 3 days now
Peter Booth I hope you’re not still stuck in there. I’ll be praying for you.
Relevant now more than ever. Same tbh tho...
Evie Newey ayy I’m glad I’m not alone
That was such a british request lmao :D
The struggle is real!
I really wanna get a hold of Jons "Deep Clean Erotic book" actually sounds very interesting... for research purposes obviously.
9:28, Jimmy Carr's elusive real laugh.
Only Ayoade and Sean Lock have the power to make him actually laugh
that is fucking brilliant.
i've never really picked up on it before.
all these years of just ignoring it, trying not to hurt his feelings, and he's been lying this entire time.
*Read more*
Marcelo Gadelha ayodae is shit in my opinion
And then he suddenly realises and changes it!!
His real laugh sounds so genuine and natural, why the fuck does he put that seal shit on? It's so annoying.
Richard: *sweetly* "I'd like you to square the five for me please." Why did that make me laugh so much? Bloody love Richard.
That insult was weaker than Jon's.
Why didn't they get the point? I'm really confused? They didn't use any numbers more than once and the maths was correct
@@whmn4970 I think it's a rule where they can't square things in countdown for what ever reason (not sure though as I've never watched the actual thing but just going from what Rachel said)
@@whmn4970 I realize this is a month or more late, but to square a number means to multiply the number by itself. Since the game involves using only the numbers available -- there was only one '10' available and one '25' available -- using three '10's and two '25's would be against the rules.
@@kennethhedervare2940Thank you!
Isn't the most crazy thing here, that Jon tries to step ON the cracks?! I mean, surely, everyone's childhood reflex is try to step on the non-crack bit. :O
As a kid with tiny feet and small stride length yes the most fun is avoiding the cracks. Once you grow up avoiding the cracks is either impossible or way too easy. I find stepping on the cracks way more satisfying
5:47 Goddamn Rachel
Schwacked!
Whoever dresses her for the show nails it every single time.
I want someone to look at me the way Rachel looks at Jon
Like the way someone looks at a married person?
I just want Rachel
Bob Houghton that is strange
@@shashankmutgi9330being married doesn’t matter to Rachel... just ask her ex husband who she was married to when she went on the dancing show they used to have over there then divorced him soon after to soon after get with the guy who had been her dance partner on the show.and all that happened inside of a few months.... so what you think she was doing with her dance partner while on the show and still married
You need to be as cute as Jon
Jon would make a decent amount of money if he made deep clean an actual book
I'd totally buy "deep clean" 😂😂
Make one with every time roisin conaty doesn't quite understand.. please :)
Jack Taylor but edit it down to less than an hour or it gets tedious...
They're not allowed to upload full episodes
Then make one where Katherine Ryan pretends to understand
They DO understand, it’s all a persona, they act stupid because they don’t know how else to get laughs
I really can't tell with Katherine. She didn't used to bother me, but now she just seems a bit up herself on anything I see her in.
"Consonant, please!" Hahahahaha!!!
"Take the 10 and square it."
"That's not allowed in countdown."
"Oh, uhh, actually, can you ummm cube it?"
Me: *gets teary eyed from choking on a splif laughing*
Oo Love you lots live jelly tots.
I love Jon so much but it's Rob's reaction for me that kills me... He's like me, the naughty kid at the back of class laughing at random words 😂
10:47 I don’t think Sean realised how relevant that line would be. Lol.
Somebody: says something related remotely to a disease, pandemic, lockdown, quarantine, etc
Comments: oMg hE pREdIcTeD THe fUtUrE?!!1?!1
@@trickytreyperfected1482 It’s a joke man, relax... 😂
Richards revolutionised the game of countdown
Richard's
Richardson
micah.... maybe you need to clarify yourself. i know why i replied, but yours seems.... misplaced.
Micah Goodwin They were referring to Richard not Jon and his cubing and squaring of all the numbers.
Its street rules
I love how Rob lost it
Regardless of how funny the joke is, Rob bursts out laughing and it makes it 10x funnier.
Rob always laughs like a teenage boy whose parents have accidentally told a dirty joke in front of him. Love it.
I would so buy Deep Clean if it were real! They should make it an actual book
The admiring looks Rachel gives Jon...
Oh my God! Rachel Riley at 6:00 is absolutely wonderfully dressed.
Where can i buy Deep Clean? , asking for a friend obviously
Who noticed Ron Jichardson
Where
5:26 I noticed. That means that the tweeter did not claim to be at the Wharf with Jon but at the Warf with Ron. Which is more likely?
It’s his @ on twitter
rachel riley
rockyman_88 The essex twang to her voice at 9:52
I know but she's daydreaming about the host. She'd suck the marrow out of him given half a chance.
Jimmy’s reaction to Jon’s “insult”😂😂😂😂
The jokes Jimmy Carr makes but Jon dressing to the left makes him actually uncomfortable. 😂
2:24 whoa whoa whoa!!!! what kind of walking is that, Jon?
I was thinking I got a bit of OCD, and my strategy here would be to AVOID all the cracks. hitting them all is just unthinkable
Joe: I think this would have been better all vowels mate.
Jon: Well then you can pick the last one.
Joe: Consonant
😂😂😂
Jon is so brilliantly funny and cute to boot
Wow, do you see at 3:00 the looks Jon is getting from *both* Victoria and Rachel? They’re thinking “wow, she’s a lucky woman!”.
Were can I find the deep clean collection ?
Jon reading his book has genuinely made me more tidy
I nearly lost it when he said about walking down those paving stones in the middle, stepping on the cracks, because I remember doing that.
This channel honestly makes my day 'on a daily basis' I'm aBrit living in aus and I miss our tv more than anything. Thanks for regular video👌
Put Richard Ayoade in the thumbnail im gonna click that ish
Joe: shall I have 3 from the top then?
Jon: only if you’ve got the batchit crazy train to what the fuck is going on land
Me: *death by laughter*
That's a bic drop y'all
I love Jon! He is so adorkable!!
How Jon and Rachel didn't end up together i a mystery to me!!
Because rachel is in love with bill bailey 😀
Joe Wilkinson is Rachel's crush. She's been on holiday with him to Greece.
Uhm... knowing her running record... he probably wasn’t a big fan of getting cheated on so not getting with her was a smart move
Jon Richardson is every British man even those who are in denial.
I die every time rob loses it to jons insult
I fully laughed out loud at the jelly factory joke. the Jimmy was like that's the weak insult 😭
Jon is an absolute treasure!!
Rachel rileys reaction @9:01
Just mqd the line so much funnier
I think Jon Richardson would get on well with Karl Pilkington.
I wholeheartedly agree with Jon on this one tbh. Can’t understand why more people don’t hate sweet potato fries.
You obvs haven't tried triple-fried
My guess would be people like Sweet Potatoes? Just a guess.
I like sweet potato fries
Sweet potato fries are the best.
Don't think I've ever had them, and if I had the chance, I'm pretty sure I'd refuse. Have a proper meal and have something sweet after the main course (where any potato-based foods belong), not mix the 2 together you lunatics!
6:49 Jimmy Carr’s little grin of that was actually class that
Oh man, that sidewalk bit is all me. He even picked the same line.
That jelly joke was far to high brow for channel 4 but hilarious
I feel like watching Jon Richardson is like watching a milder version of Groucho Marx back in the day on "You Bet Your Life".
I was so stressed out when i saw where Jon put all those Points in the picture of the road but then he said that he would just use the line in the Middle and ugh. . The relieve i felt. That was like Heroin to be honest.
my respect for Jon is now gone! He obviously hasn't has Kumara chips - they are the best sweet potato fries in the world!
I would live off sweet potato fries if I could. They are so much better than regular fries.
JR needs to write that erotic novel.
I disagree with Jimmy wholeheartedly
That Jelly Factory comment was absolute fucking gold
Jon orders a side of beans at KFC.
Where can i find a clip of Jon reading a poem to John Cooper Clarke in his style? I saw it once but can't seem to find it.
Have you ever done a Victoria Coren-Mitchell compilation from this show?
TRiG (Ireland) they did - it was 15seconds long.
the guy who he had dinner with actually tagged RonJichardson