In the early 2000s my girlfriend was buying her weed from a detective that lived in our building in NYC. They had known each other since she was 10 and he was 20 because the both lived in the same building the whole time. He didn't care about me knowing in the slightest.
@@PAWGmoth he was 100% an NYC detective. Saw him drive marked cars home all the time for lunch breaks, had his academy pic on the wall and he was always printing with his weapons when he was off duty. When I started dating this girl she was 32.
had a roommate who would set an alarm for weird hours of the night to wake up and rip bonghits and then go right back to sleep. never knew he was flouting commonwealth law.
Okay setting alarms for it confuses me but whatever type of hell insomnia I have makes me wake up randomly after like 3 hours of sleep. Waking up angry, hitting the bong and crashing out for 3-4 more hours is the best
@@Adam-hp5hj This exact thing happened to me a few years ago and the black cop saw on my phone that I was like 2 minutes away and just said "Man, go home.." He was a dawg.
So funny how Matt sold drugs for years and ended up marrying a cop
Water finds its own level
In the early 2000s my girlfriend was buying her weed from a detective that lived in our building in NYC. They had known each other since she was 10 and he was 20 because the both lived in the same building the whole time. He didn't care about me knowing in the slightest.
Keep your enemies close.
@@dustinb1070 hate to break it to ya buddy but ur gfs dealer wasn’t a detective he was just a groomer lol
@@PAWGmoth he was 100% an NYC detective. Saw him drive marked cars home all the time for lunch breaks, had his academy pic on the wall and he was always printing with his weapons when he was off duty. When I started dating this girl she was 32.
had a roommate who would set an alarm for weird hours of the night to wake up and rip bonghits and then go right back to sleep. never knew he was flouting commonwealth law.
Worked with a dude that would wake up randomly, go rip a heater or 2, and go back to sleep. On a nightly basis lol
@@evergreenridernow that's a man. I do the same thing😂 wakeup and knock out within 10 mins
Okay setting alarms for it confuses me but whatever type of hell insomnia I have makes me wake up randomly after like 3 hours of sleep. Waking up angry, hitting the bong and crashing out for 3-4 more hours is the best
@@evergreenrider what I have to know is if you guys lived in a place where it was always warm outside or if it was warm and also cold winters
@jjcoola998 NW Oregon. So we get the whole slew of weather options
Cast Lemaire in the next Transporter movie
Blackporter
Not even the cops can break the shaman
Calling Lemaire a deep sea creature is hilarious.
Matt gets pulled over and pulls out the 432hz like a snake charmer
Lmao Lemaire "5 IN THE MORNING SIR SORRY"
Poor guy, I'd have been scared too
Be prepared for the situation or you'll answer the same way
@@Adam-hp5hj This exact thing happened to me a few years ago and the black cop saw on my phone that I was like 2 minutes away and just said "Man, go home.."
He was a dawg.
"Driving Miss Daisy" is wild 😂
Gotta be one of the funniest clips I’ve seen in a minute 😂
"Jackpot" 🤣
run the jewels pull was ridiculous
This is straight out of the super troopers movie😂😂😂
Good thing it's winter or Lemaire might've fatted out
Major Pained yea
Hey wake and bake 😂
driving on the spectrum
Sniffing alot or just me??
Lmao I had the video paused, and Matt sniffed immediately after resuming
it is December
@@billythekid3019 In Philly
85 turnpike 2019 crv that’s like 50