Ep 321 Shrek 1
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00:00:05 -Lone Star Matt
00:02:15 -Live at Helium on Election Night
00:04:05 -Sorry, I'm from Jersey
00:08:40 -RETRACTED
00:10:00 -Settle it in the ring
00:15:00 -Free Young Buck
00:23:30 -Big Sista's watching
00:32:30 -If the Paytch fails we fuck
00:37:30 -Stuck on a bus
00:40:00 -The Cum n Run
00:44:40 -Step into the mind
00:48:30 -Shrek 1
00:52:00 -Sleepy Joe got ROCKED
00:56:50 -Kanye on Rogiez
00:59:00 -Trad Cath values
01:12:00 -Gases most foul
01:19:40 -Shia is Shrek 1
01:28:00 -Stop giving Hitler guff
01:31:00 -DATES
“I know what they’re doing. It’s called not knowing what you’re talking about. I’m the king of it, I do it all the time.” -Matt’s greatest quote
He’s had better. It’s his most accurate but he’s had better.
Can I get a TS on that. A time stamp.
@@karachikungfu7371 1:11:05
😂
@@MrPooopyButthole bn. Bnjj
This is the only podcast that I can listen to old episodes of.
That’s the power of Shrek 1
tim dillon? jre? church of whats happening?
As someone currently watching an old episode, I feel you so hard! This pod is Shrek 1 as fuck
The church…
Two words.. The Wedge
Shrek 1 is an all timer, perfect old episode for the dawgs to come back and watch
Ongawd
Blessed be the Dawgs
Truly a feast for the dawgz
“Just 2 boyz from Texas” aged like fine wine. See you soon fellas
I was thinking the same
They made the right choice 🤘
Nobody gives af about your car-centric cultureless suburban sprawl ass city
Shane to Lemaire: Yeah? You think Chingy is more talented than Walt Disney?
This show rules.
@Bid Ness he couldn't respond. Too badly bodied by the young bol
Chingy did make dem jeans so it's a toss up in my book
Walt Disney is a weird choice, he doesn't strike me as particularly undeniably genius, but yeah fuck anyone who says Kanye is a genius, he's quite literally r-worded. His IQ would be below 100 guaranteed.
@Iain Sinfield r-worded is hilarious to say and obviously it should always be used as an insult. You sound like you have an r-worded brother you care about, which is gay.
@@Hardcastle83 That response was flawless. I've never much cared for Tonys as a general rule, but you sir are just the tops.
The gamer chair era was Shrek 1
Can you explain what this Shrek 1 reference is all about?
I think it's about good times or nostalgia. Shrek was solid and it seems like a movie that played at school. So mabe it's like I was there type of thing
@@ryanmclaughlin512 it's actually from shanes nephew iirc. He used to love watching shrek 1. Shane asked him which part was his favorite and he answered shrek 1, and any time someone would ask "what are you watching?" he would answer "shrek 1" with great disgust. Cause it should be obvious he thinks. Shrek 1 is the best
@@dimitrijekrstic7567right, did they even listen to the paytch
9⁰⁹@@dimitrijekrstic7567
Taking a break from the middle of Dillon and Jones on the JRE to watch a superior cast how good is our God
Me too! Thanks mssp
Same
Wait, how do I know that's true? Jaime, look that up.
dawgs always find their way back home
@@chrishaslamisgod
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can we all agree that matt is flexing his biceps at all times during the cast, regardless if its true or not.
Matt's biceps are 75% of his shoulder width. Shaman proportions
@@user--710 shoulder width doesn't mean what you think it means
shamans carry the weight in their shoulders. it bulks up from carrying everyone around you.
"In Mayweather's defense, he is a counterpuncher..." oh Matt never change
Apparently his ex died during the lockdowns, the same one he had to pay... looks like he gave her the fatality and got away with it
Never
In times of darkness.. we turn to the dawgz.
This might be weird as shit, but this helps me through a lot. Thank y’all for the continuous laughter
Pretty gay bro
@@jamieerickson7185 but also relatable
@@jamieerickson7185 @mitchbrown1990 I gave you both a thumbs up because this helps me through a lot too and im also gay
Same bro. Dawgs stick together
You’re very normal bro it’s okay
Listening in 2023, Matt being hype on Kanye is awesome. Kanye's story arc is wild.
“Listening in 2022; being hype on hitler is awesome, his story arc was wild!” - Kanye 😂
@@randomdude189 They werent that far fetched from the walt disney analogy at 58:00 😂
Kanye was legendary before Kim. Right now he’s recovering from a lot of bad life/ business mistakes/ decisions. It’s never too late to fix yourself up tho.
@@saucemunky wtf
@@C3Rl3 what? Are you afraid of Kanye or something. Rich people made poor life choices too.
3:39 “Yo comment below if you’re sick of Lemaire derailing every single show.. comment”
Seriously dude, this hack is destroying the pod worse than christine on the bonfire
It's becoming funny now that they are mocking him about it though
First time I heard his name, I thought they were talking about a French donkey that does burlesque or some shit.
Derailing so hard, makes me so angry.
I'm just concerned he's accidentally going to shoot himself or one of the boys if he's hanging around with NFAC
That's nice matt would tackle Shane if he caught him sinning like that
"wet suits is the enemy of all fats" 🤣
Shane looks like the human form of shrek
He’s got layers, Donkey
Human form is Shrek 2. Shane is Shrek 1
What does Lemaire look like?
@@squidincsquid like black Shrek 1
Don’t be dissing shrek, he ain’t that far yet.
man Matt is a God damn soothing soul, feel like Matt is one of my cousins the way he looks acts and gelks
Matt is everyone's cousin. Peak familyman
@@thernius4284 " tru.. Tru,. I was just reading about how....... - Matt McCusky , #1 , DAWG pack Alpha , the Philadelphia Python 🐍
"yooo Chill chill" - PACK BETA- M. Gillis, the Mechanicsburg MAMBA ,. Formerly known as The man missing one or more chromosomes,. The MIMSY of comedy
@H K gelking is an age old technique of penis stretching look into it
@@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH TIL
@@VaughnRondo its about growing in size and spirit
How poetic that this episode happens to be the Shrek 1 of MSSP.
2 years later and I'm stoked about LeMaire derailing anything; he's a good lad
2 years later no one has magic salt crystals.
I almost spit my beer out when he was talking about mayweather throwing combos
Matt and Shane moving to Texas is shrek 2
I will not elaborate
Soundin' awfully yella' there partner
Yeah it’s shrek 2, brown coach was shrek 1.
Gamer chair pirate map usa flag was SHREK 1
this comment is fan made shrek porn
@@albertoacosta6788these guys just learned about pirates
Leanham dunkems lmfao great
Lol I remember dying at work listening to the Kanye Rogan. It’s insane that he even makes it outside.
Don’t worry Shane, I caught that Bon Jovi reference. Totally Shrek 1.
absolutely had to pause and take a lap laughing too hard at matt saying he'd have to take shane down while he was beatin off
Matt is actually just Mac from its always sunny
Matt for sure does ocular pat downs
1:14:50 hahah I think he means evolution but there's literally dinosaur bones and shit
Nah baby Billy is for sure mac
lol thats billy
More like Billy mcbuster the real hip thruster
Who else tuggin their horse tail basking in this excellence
You're actually p'anchin' your asshole hair?
These Matt fans...
Ummmmm......
Got too excited with the G-Unit talk. These are my boys now
50 cent and Game are great, the rest of G-unit is garbage...
@@terrybird993 the game sucks
“Wouldn’t Get Far” is incredible.
Matt and Shane look like the kid from second hand lions, but a different points in life.
Thats actually a great observation dude.
Word
Holy smokes your absolutely right.
Lol nice one dude
I can't unsee this
48:11 - Shrek 1 story
I didnt know people like matt made it that long. Figured they all drowned after high school
😂😂😂
MATT WAS LIFEGUARD OF THE YEAR 3X
MATT'S FIRST TWO MAIN TOES ON HIS FEET ARE WEBBED TOGETHER. SICK GENETICS.
he has kids dude isn’t that fucked up
This podcast is Shrek 1...
27:54 - The greatest cross examination in all of history.
Matt not picking up Shane’s Bon Jovi reference is hilarious.
The way these guys have debated Ye over the years has brought me much joy
shane may actually be a genius, ive literally never laughed at "crap" before and the bois had my abs cramped up
You guys get me through the work day thanks
I would watch "Comedians in a car getting antiques"
Banger of a pod, blessed be the dawgz diving into past scriptures 🙏
Bro I still want to know what he meant by Shrek 2
It seems like a nonsense joke.. but Shane seems to passionatley appreciate the distinctions between Shrek 1 and Shrek 2
(I'm not autistic at all)
@@ZeranZeranhe mentions the meaning later in this pod
I feel like saying 'All Disney did was draw a mouse' is a crazy take. Making animation back then was like doing real magic, and then to build a media empire on that that defines the animation standard across the world long after you died, vs. what? Making good beats?
Vs self proclaiming to be a genius and having the lower 5% of the IQ range uphold the notion.
“Halt, sugar” 🕺🏽... 😂😂😂
"there's nothin he can't not do"
CAN HE DRAW A MOUSE
Lemaire, step into my office please.
Why?
Because you're fuckin' fired.
I’m a new comer to this show. Been a fan of Shane for awhile, but caught both these guys on Rogan, been a fan of the pod since. I’ve been converted to 100% dawg
The amount of lying and fabrication Matt does is so funny
Shut up ya big league Jew
Just curious, which things did he lie about? I’m new to these pods but he’s seemed pretty consistent with his stories from what I’ve heard so far.
He's just a bro.
There are two sayings: "I might be wrong, but I'm not lying."
And "I might be lying, but I'm not wrong."
Much love Matt, and awesome spesh.
Whenever i listen to mssp i feel like one of the BROS. Love the pod. Only one i can listen to all the time
who else here has to crap in 2024
First comment to come up as I’m on the shitter
Constantly
Howdy
B dubs blazing wings dump
2027🙏
1:16:57 Thomas Crapper was an English businessman and plumber. He founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London, a sanitary equipment company. Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements such as the floating ballcock. He improved the S-bend plumbing trap in 1880 by inventing the U-bend. Wikipedia
matts long drawn out "really" makes me laugh every time 😂😂
They prophesied their Texan future.
I seen this episode 10 times and just caught Shane sneaking a Bon Jovi lyric into the convo in the 1:14:00th minute...and it was undetected.
jersey dawg here. i can confirm everything that was said
Jersey dawg seconding the confirmation
@@andrewhapple3422 ay yo dawg what part of jersey you from?
left lane is the autobahn lane
@@victoriah5397 north Jersey City area
@@andrewhapple3422 i’m in middlesex county, 15 mins from new brunswick
American flag backdrop is by far the best era of the show, they're a little too lethargic on the couch.
That Bon Jovi reference did Mach 10 right over Matt’s head
As someone born and raised in California I can confirm it is a hellscape
Early dawgs assemble
Shoutout Riggins shoutout ZEUS
Shout out tabalts hole
shoutouts to Jax and tibbalt, hell shoutouts to sport gomez and big shout out to whatever invertebrate or reptile that Amico keeps in a terrarium as a pet and you know just in case food Runs Out as supper
G Unit does rule
Shrek 1 has become my Shrek 1. TH-cam won’t stop auto playing it
Getting the recommendation to buy or rent Shrek 1 on TH-cam beneath this video was icing on the cake for me
I love that this autoplays after any Dillon JRE clip
1:15:08 Matt slips in "Sorry it's a symphony" so clean it doesnt even register.
Ep 321, how am I just finding this? Now I have somethin to binge, sweet!
I'm so fucking happy I found these guys lmao
Dawgz*
Cool goatee bro..words never said unless you were on the 93' Phillies
"Adderall teenis"💀
God, Country, Matt
Kanye and dunkems are the true geniuses of our generation
As far as I'm concerned, it's dunk thems.
"i think it was a bukowski book" 1:16:00 turns out to be Cannery Row's intro by Steinbeck
Great book
Can happily say my boomer grandmother has props for making me watch, harry potter, star wars and lotr
i wish she taught you how to use english instead
@@jpxgs Oh man the insecurity I feel from the criticism of my literary prowess is insurmountable. I wish I wasn’t intoxicated when I commented, I had the belief our dog pound was a safe place for the mentally challenged. Sincerest apologies choad ❤️❤️
Pre snl bullsheet casts on the radio dawgz channel is a gold mine
Just banger after banger. God bless this hot cast
"If you wanted to see what we were up to, just watch that one movie...Brokeback Mountain."
LeMaire is in the N-Pac party ✊🏿
Conservative blacks for progress 🎅🏿
Matt not knowing how billionaires work is the most Shaman thing.
The group Lemaire mentioned is the group that was marching around stone mountain armed talking smack to white drivers, which would have been funny if he said that instead of making it sound like an off-brand NAACP.
This show rules
Shout out Riggins Shout out Pippa, Noooooo
43:25... when Matt says, "Indian Headrest." Lol. Shane just repeated Headrest and didn't even grill him. True Dawg!!
The Texas dawgz came full circle
It's wild that the topics came back in present day
We’ve gone full circle 😂😂
"I'm never explaining Shrek one" *proceeds to explain the joke*
it was a hot take
Time stamp? I’m so curious! 🤔
@@auroraborealis13579 was a while ago
But I remember it was in the first half hour
William Vieira dang, I guess I missed it.
William Vieira just got there... 48:24 for future curious minds. 💁🏻♀️
Keep Lemaire stoned and quiet.
Yeah I don’t like when he talks
@@chilliLRK it’s cool when he talks. There’s a reason the dawgz like him
Thank god Matt stopped slurping and gulping his drinks directly into the mic
Wooo, Matt went full Kanye here bois
vos and kanye in the same sentence should be more of a thing
6:42 man things really never change 😂
The missed Bon Jovi joke was gold
3 years old and I still come back for more. Praise the good lord
Kanye talking about ditching materialism is hilarious
Texan here, and yes, our BBQ is so great that it is hard not to eat entirely too much...
Shane looks like Peyton manning got stung by a bee
Saw them live in Dallas. Was amazing!
come for shane, stay for matt
Lmao Shane is spot on about Father Stretch My Hands
This cast? Shrek 1
That 8 Mile reference was so good.
Producer cam rules
Listening in August 2024. Shane predicted the future 6:40
Ive been listening to the DAwgS at work and it gets me through the day
thank you boys, prase trump 24!!