Hi, sorry to be an uber-Bond-nerd here, but although you're right about Fiona Fullerton and A View To A Kill, in the opening scene of The Spy Who Loved Me, Barbara Bach is the other agent, who's in bed with some other dude. In the log cabin, James Bond is 'necking' 😂 with Sue Vanner, which is where he puts on his ski suit. She says 'But James, I need you!' and he says 'So does England' One day I'll find a use for my next level useless Bond trivia
What I find funny and interesting is that when Alan says “do you wanna hear some more?” It cuts straight to them watching the Strongest Man video, but that appears to be nighttime, whereas his demo was during the daytime. So he must’ve continued the rest then lol
"Stop getting Bond wrong." Alan. Bonds ski suit was yellow at a push lemon, but the "shits" were in black ski suits with RED not lemon piping. Inexcusable.
It's INSANE that Coogan wrote "a man from The Onedin Line" when Kim Fortune (who plays a DIFFERENT officer from the British submarine in TSWLM) was in an episode of The Onedin Line. If you weren't sure whether or not Steve Coogan is a massive nerd, there you go.
In fairness he doesn't actually say she was in The Spy Who Loved Me. Yes he says it as he went to out the video in, but he had planned to marathon the whole series of movies, so he could have been saying it as a generally thing ie "Five minutes ago I was planning on beginning my marathon of the Bond films, including my favourite scene where Roger Moore gets with Fiona Fullerton in A View To A Kill, now I have to watch a giant Michael Bolton lookalike in a tight vest throwing an oven over bales of hay". That's the way I heard it anyway.
I was in the studio audience when this was filmed, we didn't know which episode was being filmed in advance, but being a massive Bond fan as well, it was utterly hilarious 😂
@@benjaminperez7328 Marvellous, Benjamin, I don't know why I didn't think to search it. By way of thanks, a trivia bonus: one of the sailors playing chess is Boba Fett.
I'd love to see Partridge do every Bond opening.
"Black jumpsuits - with lemon piping". -- classic partridge!!!
Well now you have Norfolk's MADDEST man !!!!! 😂😂
...every geography teacher......
I wanted to watch Roger Moore necking with Fiona Fullerton!
'What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?'
'GOLDFINGAHHHHH!!!'
One of the greatest comedy scenes ever! Execution was perfect 😂👌🏼
TOONARMYJOE93 remember watching this when it was first aired and I still laugh as hard now 😂
Yeah, amazing
Michael saying, "he means his cock" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
At least "seven on ten" 😂
That must have taken so much rehearsal - just fabulous!
He reminds me of those kids at school that were obsessed with something and used to bore you talking about it every moment they got.
Yeah. They’re ruined
Ironically I experience that with a girl in my college class, with Alan Partridge
You're not just sexy you're also a very good fan club member
That was me.
wtf
Autistic kids?
Absolute acting masterclass from Coogan. Just absolute perfection.
Glang.. Glangalangalangalangalangalang.. Glangalang.. Langalangalang..
Red Hot Flames-182 no body does it better...
TH-cam thinks this is a foreign language and has offered to translate it. It just doesn’t know…
Stop getting Bond wrong 😂
I have never seen a Bond movie, but this made me want to start a marathon right now!
red piping not lemon
Stop it😂😂😂😂
Me with my friends! XD
@@eraldylliwell if you do make sure to skip the timothy dalton ones they were appaling
1:55 I’ve watched this clip so many times and I’ve only just noticed that Sonja only gets the ‘something’s come up’ joke when Michael explains it 😂
😂😂 well spotted. Check out Lynn's face at that same moment. Classic!
Peter Serafinowicz almost looks like a parody of Javier Bardem in this scene.
That's what I thought too
Norfolk, No County for Old Men
That's funny seeing as how he voiced Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace.
I can't unsee that now
@@Paul91- I never knew that
The best thing about it is that he gets Bond wrong straight away. Fiona Fullerton is in a View to a Kill. The Spy who Loved me is Barbara Bach!
And he gets the colour of the jumpsuits wrong
Hi, sorry to be an uber-Bond-nerd here, but although you're right about Fiona Fullerton and A View To A Kill, in the opening scene of The Spy Who Loved Me, Barbara Bach is the other agent, who's in bed with some other dude. In the log cabin, James Bond is 'necking' 😂 with Sue Vanner, which is where he puts on his ski suit. She says 'But James, I need you!' and he says 'So does England'
One day I'll find a use for my next level useless Bond trivia
@@thejazzmuso1you found it ...thats it ..
"The bubbles tickle my...Tchaikovsky!"
Maybe one of the most quotable shows ever.
I would pay so much money for an alan partridge voice over of every bond film
That would be cool😂🎉❤
I come back to this about once a week. One of the funniest clips ever.
Much needed. Thanks
WHAT, THE WHOLE SUMBARINE?!
YOU'RE JOKING?!
SEE YA!
Yes he's with a lady!
Yeah.. he's necking with her
I'M GONNA GO TELL SOME OTHER RUSSIANS, CYAAAA
Quite simply the best British comedy ever written. The script is peerless, with every sentence an absolute pearl. "Black, with lemon piping" 😂😂
It is indeed a true gem.
It's actually red piping Alan.....stop getting bond wrong!
What I find funny and interesting is that when Alan says “do you wanna hear some more?” It cuts straight to them watching the Strongest Man video, but that appears to be nighttime, whereas his demo was during the daytime. So he must’ve continued the rest then lol
after all this time i just realized that
i think its just conveying the idea theyve been watching america's strongest man all night
"Stop getting Bond wrong." Alan.
Bonds ski suit was yellow at a push lemon, but the "shits" were in black ski suits with RED not lemon piping. Inexcusable.
How fooking dare he
Stop getting Bond wrong Alan!
And fiona Fullerton was in a view to a kill. Unforgivable. Haha.
How they ever managed to shoot this without corpsing is a mystery to me
I'm sure they did loads of takes.
3:14 John the builder nearly did at "ooh a bit of bush".
Can see Terry crack a smile after “Norfolk’s maddest man” actually looks like it’s a new cut half way through
excellent dry pan acting
@@Joethefro456 bullshit. no smile.
It's INSANE that Coogan wrote "a man from The Onedin Line" when Kim Fortune (who plays a DIFFERENT officer from the British submarine in TSWLM) was in an episode of The Onedin Line. If you weren't sure whether or not Steve Coogan is a massive nerd, there you go.
Coogan didn't write it
Proof, if proof be need be
"It's AUSTRIA! AusssstriIAAAAAAAA!!"
STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!
GOOLDfingaa-aa-aah!!!
Only because the Allies wanted it to be that way.
I like the Builder with that same look in every scene. I think he was impressed with Alan's explanation,but maybe not. Ciggy going.🙁
Watch Lynn’s face in every reaction shot
She is proud of her boss
Alan Partridge’s is 2nd only to the Carly Simon version and above Radioheads (fantastic rendition) is this version of the iconic bond theme.
shame they cut the end off this video where he is acting bond outside whilst they watch tv
Possibly the funniest scene in television history 😂 “MICHAEL! MICHAEL!”
Nobody does it better..... than Alan partridge!
Fiona Fullerton was in "A View to a kill" Alan, stop getting Bond wrong.
Poly Orchid he means sue vanner! He needs to stop getting Bond wrong!
Red piping not Lemon too!
Well noted
In fairness he doesn't actually say she was in The Spy Who Loved Me. Yes he says it as he went to out the video in, but he had planned to marathon the whole series of movies, so he could have been saying it as a generally thing ie "Five minutes ago I was planning on beginning my marathon of the Bond films, including my favourite scene where Roger Moore gets with Fiona Fullerton in A View To A Kill, now I have to watch a giant Michael Bolton lookalike in a tight vest throwing an oven over bales of hay". That's the way I heard it anyway.
@@Gareth-410 but A View to a Kill didn't get taped over
You need to see the video on TH-cam which combines Partidges commentary here with the actual Spy Who Loved me Opening... Awesome.
This syncs up perfectly with the start of the film
Is there a video of this audio cut with the film?
'Now you've got Norfolk's maddest man!'
“Stop getting bond wrong!”
😂
Gosh! I'm still laughing that scene to this day. 😆😂🤣
Glang glang a lang a lang a lang...
Completely billy bollocks 😂😂
The way he explains it is brilliant 😂😂
I just finished 24 bond films in 2 months. And love this video now 🤣
R.I.P. Roger Moore.
"Bang! Blood dribbles down!"
I would have wanted him to do the whole film!
"And oh no, now a shark's eating her! It's gone up her dress! No need for that!"
Lynn's on edge, she knows Alan's losing it again 😆
The shuffle he does when he says maddest man 😂😂😂
... and it was red piping, not lemon (which was the colour of Bond's ski suit). Seems Partridge isn't above "getting Bond wrong" himself!
Plus Fiona Fullerton's not even in The Spy Who Loved Me, that was A View to a Kill!
(Perhaps that's the joke...)
GnC Films i think the wrong stuff is all part of the joke which is amazing lol
I just love the campness with which he interjects "With lemon piping!".
Give Alan a break, someone just doused his Bond collection in Sunny Delight.
@@GnCFilms I think Steve Coogan is a genuine Bond nerd, so Alan’s mistakes are no doubt intentional.
I can and do watch this over and over. Brilliant
“Instead I have to watch a giant Michael Bolton lookalike in a tight vest throwing an oven over bales of hay!” Absolute genius 😂😂😂😂😂
Only just realised Lynn's boyfriend is 'The Farmer' from Withnail and I! 🏆
Wow amazing!! Good spot
Spotted him in classic emmerdale last week too.
Of course he's the fucking farmer!
Shut that gate and keep it shut!
Can’t watch spy who loved me without laughing now 😂👍
FIona Fullerton was in 'A View to a Kill'.....stop getting Bond wrong! ^^
Nobody does it better, than Alan partridge Haha
I was in the studio audience when this was filmed, we didn't know which episode was being filmed in advance, but being a massive Bond fan as well, it was utterly hilarious 😂
Just needed the clip of him walking up a grass verge singing the Gold Finger theme to cap it off.
RIP Roger Moore
I loved both. Alan and i grew up in the Moore era!
Someone should sync this up with clips from the movie
Absolutely genius!! British comedy at its best
Proof why alan should be the next bond
Which one would you rather watch- America's strongest man or Norwich's maddest man?
*Norfolk
So relatable with people getting bond wrong
Does anyone else still say ‘see ya’ in that manner when saying good bye on the phone? I do (it’s 2020 here)
I don’t imagine Russians ever did!
A whole submarine?! You're jokinnnnng ! 🤣
The audience reactions make this extra funny!
All done in a single take
Watched this probably 24 times and it’s better every time
Oh no, The Spy Who Loved Me has been taped over with America's Strongest Man by the voice of Darth Maul.
Worrying that I must be even more of a nerd because Fiona Fullerton wasn't in that movie.
Of course it was Terry, he uses a collective term for a single vehicle
2:25
My reaction to the No Time To Die ending 😂
“Completely billy bollocks naked” 😂
Look up *_'Alan Partridge narrates The Spy Who Loved me'_* as well for the visual aid!
(But be careful because no one wants to catch visual aids.)
OzzyOscy or “flying aids”
RIP Michael, gone to soon. At least he was buried at sea.
ValChronification which Michael?
Michael (simon greenhall) is not dead mY little flower : -)
stop getting partridge wrong!!!
When ever I'm at sea I'm always on the look out for Michael....
I heard he was eaten by meerkats.
bit of bush
Peak Partridge!
Brilliant….. ‘stop getting Bond wrong’ …. Knee replacement does wonders for 25 bonds in December ‘21 x
very bloody good
I'd love to see this episode remade with Alan commenting on 'No Time To Die'. "Oh no! Bond is dead! How will he scratch his balls now?" lol
ALAN PATRIDGE COMMENTARY FOR THE SPY WHO LOVED ME THAT WOULD BE GREAT
th-cam.com/video/Lrp0wJsXNEA/w-d-xo.html
The very idea that this is on the BBC archives when we all know they'd NEVER allow this pure comedy on the box now.....
How the others keep a straight face - I will never know. Genius.
For me… it’s all about the Lemon Piping.
2:25 No Time To Die:
Alan spoiled it decades ahead
What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffa's. Classic
Has anyone tried to put the soundtrack of this over the actual film opening?
Yes. It’s here on YT. I’ll see if I can find it…..
th-cam.com/video/Lrp0wJsXNEA/w-d-xo.html
Here you are!
@@benjaminperez7328
Marvellous, Benjamin, I don't know why I didn't think to search it. By way of thanks, a trivia bonus: one of the sailors playing chess is Boba Fett.
I have no idea how they all kept straight faces!
This is gold
HOLY CRAP - BRILLIANT
Every damn time I see a James Bond intro, I can't help but think "BANG! Blood dribbles down!"
"OH GOD! JAMES BOND'S GOING TO DIE! HE'S GOING TO DIE!" Imagine if Alan Partridge saw No Time to Die lol
genius!!!!
Everyone is Alan Partridge at the family Christmas dinner
01:39 “a whole sumbarine?”
A very young Peter Serafinowicz in this episode 😄
"Completely Billy Bollocks!"
I actually noticed the other week when watching the spy who loved me they blurred her fanny out 😂😂😂 I blame Alan 😂😂😂
Michaels interactions are priceless
A whole sumbarine??? You're joking!!!
What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?
GOLDFINGER!!
14 of Ernst Stavro Blofeld's henchmen disliked this video.
Ray fucking Purchase
🎵GLANG! 🎵
🎵GLANGER , LANGER , LANGER LANGER, LANGER LANG!🎵
My autistic self whenever my friends start talking about my special interest
Fun Fact: Steve Coogan also provided the voice of the America's Strongest Man announcer.
This is amazing
Baby you're the best
Klang, klang a klang 😄
"The end of the beginning goes like this.... glang, glang alang alang..."
Just back from a walk with the dog where I was singing this song in the AP style. Slow descent into full on middle aged partridge breakdown